#amitheonlyonewho

[crestfallenember]

Umm....

Why didn’t anyone ever tell me that it’s not Conneticut it’s Connecticut. What are they connecting to???

[ananjelli]

Ya know when you read

a good fictional book and the character says something or does something stupid you sort of have to stop reading, put the book down, and breathe so you can completely let the dumb shit the character did sink in?

is that just me? i remember reading this romantic novel and the character said that this guy had nice abs and it so happens that the character said that out loud, in front of him. i put myself in the characters shoes and i literally cringed for more than 5 minutes and had to just walk around for a bit.

[nedxwynert]

Okay, come on. Are we ever gonna talk about how Jack in Supernatural looks a lot like Jack in Titanic? Am I the only one? Maybe it's just the hair

[kazenokuri]

PS4 Controller. Why tf?!

Maybe I'm not alone. Maybe my hands aren't ludicrously weird shaped. Indeed, they're big. Long, thin fingers. But hey, never ever someone had seen them and told me "wtf are you? The grinch?!" So... why is it whenever I play PS4 and it's getting frantic at the RS (Overwatch...) my aiming thumb pushes the stick to the left and mythically pushes a thin layer of compressed air downwards to that amazingly wrong placed and way over the top sensitive homebutton, which catapults my ass right out of the game and into the Homemenu. Why? Why does that stupid button has to sit there? Why not at a place you surely never hit unless you want to, like next to the USB charge port? Or why has it to be a button? Couldn't it have been a sliding switch?

Please tell me I'm not alone, I beg you, please.

[codebearer25-blog]

Am I the only one who gets really pissed off at someone and then thinks, “You’re so lucky that I don’t have superpowers right now”?

[shagirlshabye-blog]

[motelsilver]

sometimes i hear parts of conversations or just random sentences and they get stuck in my head like it’s meaningless and stupid but they come to my mind all the time and i keep thinking about it

[watashiwahiba]

When you clean your glasses and you're just like

[rachelsansweringmachine]

Me trying to look cute

[gotstokeepitreal-blog]

[latenightevents]

I’m the kind of person who will text or call just to know you’re there. We could be completely silent or we could message back and forth about nothing and I’m Okay with that. I just want to know you’re there on the other side

[maraleestuff]

I need some more masked Keith. Like look at this guy

[imwitt3]

Do you ever just sit in class and think of random stuff that could happen like a dragon bursting through the door or something

[re-chainof-memories]

I'm that type of person who will sleep peacefully the night before a big trip, but stay up all night really excited to go to the pet store to look at fish and ferrets.

[the-cookie-u-ditched-for-cream]

Today I realised that ants can fucking make a small hole in plastic bags to get to their food after I ate half packet of chips, got my tongue burnt by the formic acid and then looked into those chips. Idk whose existence to hate... mine or the ants’

[airilucem]

do u ever bite your nails so frickin short so they are the same size?????