#among us sus balls

[xaneyyy]

Break dances

[smplyverse]

Sorry for lack of posts, here’s funny amogus drawing i made cuz its raining and i have nothing better to do

[evered-moth]

Guys guys guys please does anyone have the post where its like “you sounded so normal in that email”

[robocosan]

i am literally a sentient explosive device i contain 100 pounds of plastic explosive i was born like this i am destined to one day explode randomly while riding public transit because i got a little too mad

[pillowmonster]

omg!!! tehyre so sussy!!!!

[solar-teddy-bear]

My new sona ref sheet art 😈 among us. I love it very much

[queseresere]

Du du du du.

I was bored wand was given paper and a ballpoint pen. Sometimes you just black out and when ya wake up the art is sus. Proud moment? I think not (I do actually like the drawing a lot). It was really fun to do though. Sometimes it is nice to just scribble with a pen until it turns i to something. The sharpie art is from some other people(art club) just the pen is mine.

Thought I’d just put this here anyways.

[gabessquishytum]

This time it’s hob who has only ever had shitty partners.

Let’s be real, hob doesn’t always make the best choices. And he is kind of a slut who leads with his heart and enthusiasm, and that means he has some category 5 bad exes. He’s been cheated on, he’s been yelled at and demeaned, he’s been strung along and heartbroken. Sometimes they’ve been controlling or emotionally manipulative. He’s had his stuff stolen, he’s been kicked out of his apartment, he’s been sued…

The thing is, hob loves with his whole heart and that’s gotten him in trouble.

And dream haaaates watching it.

Dream has never liked any of hob’s partners. As hob’s best friend he has seen hob through break up after bad break up, asshole after asshole who have taken him for granted or used him.

After hob caught his last boyfriend balls deep in someone else on their anniversary, hob comes to dream and declares that he is swearing off dating forever.

Dream has heard this before. but the issue is that hob is built for a relationship. He’s sooo husband shaped. He just picks badly.

dream is going to put a stop to it. He offers to take hob out for a night on the town—not Dream’s thing—and by the end of the night he fully intends to seduce hob, fuck hob’s brains out, and finally get his chance to treat hob like he deserves to be treated (like a treasured slut/pampered househusband/beloved boyfriend). Forever.

I know for a fact that this ask is several months old, I can only apologise to anon for that. I still have over 300 asks in my inbox, and some things that i wanted to answer get lost among spam and junk mail. Maybe one day I'll have the courage to clear out my inbox... but not today, lol. Onwards, to the prompt!

Hob is definitely a nuclear disaster when it comes to relationships. He follows his heart, and as sweet as that it, he does tend to ignore the red flags. Dream wants to tear his hair out, honestly. Hob deserves the nicest things in the world, but his taste in partners is so atrocious! Dream needs to intervene - he refuses to watch yet another car-crash. He needs to marry Hob and get him off the dating market permanently.

It turns out to be shockingly easy. Hob is a little tipsy when he first realises that Dream is flirting with him, but by the time they get back to Hob’s flat at 1am he's stone cold sober and ripping Dream’s clothes off. He seems to find it hard to believe Dream’s reassurances that they can take it slow, it won't be just a one night thing, Dream wants to take care of him... Hob has heard all those things before, from people who let him down. He is so desperate for a tiny bit of love from Dream, and he's fully willing to risk his poor fragile heart. Poor thing - Dream wants to wrap him up in blankets and protect him from the world. Instead he settles for giving Hob an incredible series of orgasms via 2 hours of fingering and foreplay before finally fucking him until he cries. Hob hasn't had such good sex... maybe ever? It's the pleasure he's been chasing for many slutty, slutty years.

Hob is surprised to find Dream in the morning, cuddling him and reassuring him that it wasn't just a fling. Hob even cries a little, admitting that he thought he was going to lose his best friend, that he loves Dream so fucking much. Dream showers him in kisses and promises that he will ALWAYS be Hob’s best friend. Just. Maybe also his boyfriend? And husband, as soon as they can organise a wedding?

Everyone who knows Hob is thrilled to see him absolutely light up and glow, once he settles into a relationship with Dream. He still gets to be a slut, because Dream wants him 24/7. He still gets to be Dream’s best friend, too. And he often says that his relationships were so shitty before because they just weren't meant to be - Hob’s soulmate was there the whole time, watching and waiting. And now they're together, he knows what it really is to be loved. No one will EVER treat him badly again <3

[buffetlicious]

The Mid-Autumn Festival (中秋节), a Chinese celebratory season observed by many East and Southeast Asians, has begun. Held on the 15th day of the eighth lunar month, which is in the middle of autumn, the festival marks the end of the season’s harvest and is a time to appreciate the moon at its fullest and brightest. Besides feasting eyes on the moon and lanterns of different shapes and sizes, Mooncakes (月饼), a rich pastry with all sorts of fillings, are undoubtedly the main highlight of the festival and are traditionally shared among family and friends.

The Cantonese Mooncake (广式月饼) is the most commonly found traditional mooncake in Singapore. Its fillings consist of lotus seed or red bean paste and usually include one, two or four salted duck egg yolks. Many would also be familiar with the snow skin variant that was created in Hong Kong in the 1960s as a healthier alternative to traditional baked mooncakes. The fillings and a ball of dough are traditionally pressed into a wooden mould, which embosses intricate wordings of the pastry shop’s name or stuffing on top of the pastry.

A mooncake with various flavours such as rich, savoury-sweet and peppery, the Hainanese Mooncake (海南月饼), also known as Su Yan Bing (酥盐饼) is traditionally filled with ingredients such as fried shallots, lard, salt, white pepper, rose-flavoured white sugar, sesame seeds, melon seeds and dried wild tangerine skin peel. The filling is encased in a thin crust made with flour, salt and lard.

The Hakka Mooncake (客家月饼) is also called Yu Gao (月糕) and is a flat, snow-white disc that is typically made with cooked glutinous rice flour and sugar, giving it a crumbly and powdery texture. It is usually embellished with more intricate designs, often with animals and flowers. Although it doesn’t usually contain any fillings, some come with candied winter melon, desiccated coconut and sesame seeds mixed with glutinous rice flour, sugar, margarine and water.

Easily distinguishable by the red stamp of Chinese characters on the top of the crust and its white disc-shaped pastry which resembles a bright moon, the Hokkien Mooncake (福建月饼) consists of a dry and sweet filling that is made of candied winter melon, tangerine peel, melon seeds, sugar, and cooked with lard or peanut oil. A less common type is a savoury version with minced meat filling. Once known as Scholar Cakes (状元糕), they were given to those who took part in the Imperial examinations. Today, it is given as a symbol of good luck to those who are about to sit for their exams.

Many would be familiar with the Teochew Mooncakes (潮州月饼). It has a crispy, spiral-layered crust that crumbles easily. It originated from the Chaoshan (潮汕) area in Guangdong Province and typically consists of yam paste and a salted duck egg yolk. Other traditional versions of the Teochew mooncake are still made by old school bakeries in Singapore. For example, La Bia (朥饼 or lard biscuit), where ‘La’ refers to pork oil, has a thinner, flaky crust with a thick mung bean or red bean filling. There are also alternative fillings including red bean, mung bean or lotus seed paste. There is also a steamed version of the typically baked Teochew mooncake, called La Gao (朥糕). It can either be served plain or with a mung bean filling.

A Snow Skin Mooncake (冰皮月饼) variant was created in Hong Kong in the 1960s as a healthier alternative to traditional baked mooncakes. Similar to mochi, its crust is made of glutinous rice flour and varies in colour, based on the flavours used. And unlike traditional mooncakes, these are best served cold!

Mooncake information and drawings courtesy of Ministry of Culture, Community and Youth.

[baby-dr1ver]

love i NEED day 29 of kinktober

charles....my little baby boy

it was easy really, getting charles to sit in your kitchen chair, handcuffed.

he was easy to manouver when he was frustrated once again, because of ferrari. screwing him over so carlso could win, sacrificing him and his potential podium.

you wrangled him into the chair as soon as he stepped foot in the house. you kissed gently all over his face, sprinkling in some praise. 'so good to me' 'my race winner' 'can't wait to see you covered in champagne again' (if you know, you know). once you deemed him calm enough, your plan was put in motion.

you started off by kissing down his neck, nipping at the sensitive skin and massaging his shoulders. "so tense amor, just need to relax huh?" you murmered and he hummed in response. you pecked at his lips, sucking on his lower lip and pulling it away from him. your hands made their way down his arm, grasping the skin of his wrist, groping the palm of his hands to sooth the aches of gripping a steering wheel. you eventually slid down the chair, grabbing the hancuffs from the table (that he somehow missed when he got home, along with the other..things among the table) and secured them quickly.

charles gasped and tried to pull his hands free. "y/n...what is this?" you smiled from where you were on your knees, right between his thighs. "you need to let go, you're uptight and tense." you rucked up his shirt and leaned foward. you place small kisses across his stomach, feeling it jump with anticipation. charles leaned his head back, letting it hang over the chair. "bebe, please, get on with it."

you pulled back and placed a hand over his growing bulge. "so bossy...i thought i was in charge cha" you slolwy unbottoned his pants and nosed along his cock. you loved when charles let you have your way with him. sitting on your knees, worshipping his dick for hours. mouthing at the tip, caressing his balls, letting the spit and precum run down your chin.

you were getting ahead of yourself, you had a different plan for tonight. you got his pants and underwear off of him, letting his bare tip rest against his shirt. full mast already and you barely even touched him. charles chest moved up and down, neck straining with trying to free himself from the cuffs. 'easy cha, gonna hurt yourself." you gently stroked his cock, trying to put him at ease. "can't..can't I, i need to.." you shushed him again and kissed around his tip.

"we'll use the stoplight system okay? the second it becomes to much, tell me." he looked at you confused. he was used to your teasing and would never want out of it so, what was really going on? he soon found out when he felt rubber being run along the inside of his thigh, trying to sus it out as you mouthed on his balls to distract him.

you pushed the button on the toy, and the vibrating sounds resonated around the room. charles smirked, "gonna get yourself off while you suck me? doesn't seem like- oh fuck" he moaned as he felt the vibrator graze his tip. you giggled as you ran the toy along his length and watched his hips jump up. "so pretty like this, just at my mercy." you could hear the rattle of the cuffs against the chair, charles shoulders coming forward, hanging his head to see the torture.

his eyes started to gloss over as he slowly submitted to you. meanwhile, you were having a field day. you were using your mouth and the toy to slowly overstimulate your lover. while the toy was down at his balls, you were licking and sucking at the tip, milking him of his precum.

once you felt like he had enough, and his shoulders slumped, you moved the vibrator so it was at the top of his tip, right at the slit and circled it. his moans increased in volume, and his legs started to shake. "y/n! please, have mercy-fuck please" his hips pushed back against the chair, trying to escacep the overwhelming sensation. you followed his movements and held his legs down.

"I know baby, i got you, let go." you nipped at his hips and squeezed his thigh, trying to encourage him to cum.

suddenly, his stomach tensed, his hips popped up to your face, and he came all over his shirt and toy. his ferrari polo was covered in white, and the toy was quickly becoming sticky.

you immediately pulled the virbator away and went to uncuff charles from the chair. you delicately rubbed his wrists where angry red lines sat, and whispered praises in his ear.

[ask-egonspengler]

fine dr. spengler. in the nicest tone I can offer what was the purpose of your ‘’classefied ‘ ‘ experiments with the mood slime?

Thank you for asking so politely.

To your question — Ray and I ran various experiments on the substance Venkman nicknamed “mood slime”, ranging from trying to provoke a reaction using various stimuli to testing if its viscosity — among other factors — changed the way it behaved.

We even ingested small amounts of positively charged plasm to see how it’d affect us as a food additive. The answer to that one was not pretty. When I served as our test subject, I apparently ranted about the things I enjoy for twenty minutes, declared my adoration for all my loved ones, sang a little bit, and then suddenly turned pale and told Ray my mouth felt dry. Then I vomited into a nearby trash can. I woke up the next morning with the worst dry mouth, headache, and constipation.

But that’s not what you really want to hear about, is it? That particular experiment isn’t necessarily classified. It’s just something Ray and I chose not to share with Venkman, who I am assuming is the one spreading the word about the incident.

However, in the interest of science, I’ll share here:

While it was my turn to affirm the slime, Ray commented that some of the positive comments I was making seemed “flirtatious”. I asked if he thought flirtation would produce a different result. He shrugged, so I added it to the list of emotional responses to test.

Raymond left shortly after that to relieve his new hire at the bookstore and close up for the evening. He said he’d be back soon, so I saw no reason not to continue working. I assumed that now was a decent time to test the effects of flirtation, since I had apparently already begun doing so unwittingly. I continued this verbal approach for a while. Nothing seemed to be happening. I kept at it, albeit absentmindedly. Then I decided I must not be sincere enough. So I lowered the lights a little and played amorous music.

That didn’t do much either.

I borrowed a bit of Venkman’s strongest cologne and some red wine, put each on a cotton ball and put them near the ectoplasm, thinking that maybe it could perceive the scent.

I left this setup there for quite a while and was about to give up. As a last effort, I tried flirting again. I’m not very good at it, but my guess is that the other stimuli worked to “prime” the sample for my verbal advances.

It bubbled and gurgled a bit. I leaned in curiously and the next thing I knew, the slime was hurtling toward me. The damn sample grabbed my face and pulled my head into the container.

Amid my terror, I felt something like a concupiscent shockwave through my body. Skin contact with the sample had what I can only describe as a profound aphrodisiacal effect on me. Copulatory activities are almost never at the forefront of my mind, so I’ve never felt that markedly…excited, for lack of a better word.

Luckily for me, Ray got back just in time. He quickly donned his gloves and pulled my head out of the container.

Suddenly free of the plasm, I coughed and spat. It was in my eyes, my ears, my mouth, my nose, dripping down my neck and covering the shoulders of my flight suit. With the sheer amount of panic and…arousal I felt, I did the only thing I could think of to do.

I rushed to the showers and turned the cold water on full-blast. For a moment, I just stood there, flight suit and all.

When I felt like I had thoroughly washed away the slime, I turned the water off and stumbled out of the shower. I was absolutely drenched and shivering. I felt like I’d been hit by a bus.

Ray was waiting quizzically just outside the shower door.

After I dried off and changed into warm, comfortable clothing, Ray asked if I wanted his last cigarette. I declined, but requested a strong cup of coffee.

That did me some good. I began to feel better after that and explained to Ray what had happened.

After that, we both agreed that experimentation with this particular substance should only be performed in groups of two or more for safety reasons.

…Sometimes that particular sample still gurgles at me. We haven’t added it back to the larger collection tank of slime and Ray still jokingly refers to it as my “girlfriend”.

[enriquemzn262]

What are some western cartoons you've enjoyed?

Amphibia

A fun western take of Isekai, without the wish fulfillment escapism that plagues Isekai, which was actually criticized with the character of Marcy, with a lovable cast, great animation and a well made story with a bittersweet yet satisfying ending.

Hilda

The best modern cartoon period, a cozy and sweet yet action packed and even sometimes dark adventure show about a little girl exploring her magical realism world.

Gravity Falls

Not nearly as fantastic as everyone and their mom claims to be, but still a great show, with tons of good characters, excellent animation, and an overarching plot that while ultimately flawed (the second half of season 2 really dropped the ball on that one) was still great.

She-Ra

Great solid show from beginning to end, but especially towards the end when the silly princess stuff finally began to be properly integrated with the actual plot. Also Catra best character don’t @ me.

Kipo

The most underrated modern cartoon I’ve seen, a superb show with a great story, characters and a truly unique setting, not to mention it did the whole villain redemption thing everyone and their mom was doing at the time, but actually did it fantastically.

Invincible

Like many others I was drawn in by the brutality of the first episode, and boy did it just keep getting better after it! Just skip everything with Amber in it, and you should be in for the best animated superhero show since JLU.

Arcane

Love it! From beginning to end it was a wild ride of a show, and this is coming from someone that only knows about LoL through memes and porn. At times it almost felt like I was watching an extended movie.

The Amazing World of Gumball

This has to be the funniest modern show there is, at least before they decided to use a ton of “funny faces”, when it went down to being among the funniest. Still, a love letter to animation, featuring just about every style of it there is, and with an extremely weird yet fun cast of characters.

Before jumping back to anime I used to watch a ton of these, so I’m sure there’s more, but these are on too of my head and from the last decade, but I can honestly tell you, that my favorite cartoon of all time is:

Courage the Cowardly Dog

There’s just not a single bad episode in it, and every character has been as memorable as Courage himself.

Dishonorable mentions:

The Owl House: Amphibia but actually embracing the bad of Isekai.

Steven Universe: Started weird, got good but ultimately fell down the stairs due to its terrible obsession with finding good things about terrible people.

OK KO: Garbage character models and too obsessed with making references.

Adventure Time: Everything wrong with modern animation.

Regular Show: Modercai is a simp and just looking at the guy gives me cringe.

Bee and Puppycat: Everything wrong with AT and SU COMBINED.

Korra: Not canon

[oathkeeper-of-tarth]

Huge fan of ur su fics! Would you ever consider writing for su again?

Hi anon, and thank you for the compliment!

I'm afraid the answer to this is very simple, actually, and it's that one "I do not control the hyperfixation" meme. I actually have a ton of SU wips in my docs I do poke at sometimes, so who knows when we might see more of those! It's just that I'm a 100% hobbyist writer and there aren't ever enough hours in a day, and so priority is assigned purely by what strikes my fancy at the moment, you know?

So right now I am mostly writing about this very frequently dramatic and over-the-top magical immortal knight lady who has a tragic backstory of getting killed over and over but coming back because it's just how she works, and it makes her kind of reckless, y'know, but she's also really good at what she does even as she's hauling around a giant ball of pretty severe trauma she's only now sort of getting a chance to deal with while also being entangled in saving the world from yet another crisis (aliens are invading, among other things), meanwhile one of her main problems is people who insist on objectifying her and using her as a tool due to the very nature of her being coming after her, and also she's super gay and devoted but her girlfriend died but-- wait.

[deltamothsblog]

if deltamoth had tumblr

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�� the-pebbler-2 Follow

ranking another rock submission on my tier list. no u cant see it.

⚒️ welshstonecarver Follow

*looks at you* *looks at you* *looks at you* *looks a

🪨 the-pebbler-2 Follow

what the hell man

#where did he come from where did he go... #PREV SHUT THE FUCK UP LMAO #who is this guy. someone tell me. im going to fucking GET HIM.

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🔮 magicballmaster Follow

[ BALL UPDATE ]

Loading Plagues... Done! Loading Colors... Done! Loading Images [233 of 233]... Done!

Ball Update Completed.

#i'm going to inflict SOOO many plagues..,. #ball update

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💜 meepist Follow

me when there is food

in the fridge

but i don want it

#guh #im sooooooooo hungry #starving white woman

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🎆 what-month-is-it-bot Follow

happy March 2024!!!

🌙 sleepytime-pete Follow

#wuh

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🚑 post-lobotomy-arc Follow

everything seems okay so far i think the lobotomy was a success

🧠 braintumorgaming Follow

ouh..... brian hurt....

🚑 post-lobotomy-arc Follow

uh. are you okay

🧠 braintumorgaming Follow

tumer

#LITERALLY ME #reblog

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📁 appdata Follow

mmmmm minecraft/saves/coolworld7

💜 meepist Follow

STOP EATING MY SAVE DATA!!!!!!

📁 appdata Follow

nuh uhhh they so yummy

#what the FUCK >:(

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🍺 alcohol-dependency Follow

ouhhh.... im so thirty....

@magicballmaster, what should i do?

🔮 magicballmaster Follow

might i suggest a plague

🍺 alcohol-dependency Follow

i

am hopelessly dependent on alcohol but sure will do a plague.

#YIPPIEEEE!!!! #plaguepost

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OFFICIAL NOTICE

Hello, everyone!

It has come to our attention that one of our freelance demolition workers has accidentally blown up Venus.

As a reminder, if you catch any debris falling to earth, please do be sure to mail it to our P.O. box on east mars. This counts as part of your public service for the empire.

Goodbye!

🫡 propogandaman Follow

SIR YES SIR! TO MARS, SIR! OORAH!

■ wrongempireoffical Follow

@propogandaman, You are hereby sentenced to 500 decades of incarceration for public display of emotion. Our Galactic Police Force has been alerted to your presence and are rapidly approaching your location.

Please await your sentence. Have a nice day!!

🫡 propogandaman Follow

oh man im TOTALLY getting executed tonight.

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💜 meepist Follow

like eating like eating

like like like eating like eating glass

#bloc party

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🚀 amongusnationalanthem Follow

please raise your right hand for the pledge of amogus

i pledge alleigence to the flag of the united ships of amongus

against the impostor for which we stand

one spaceship, under jerma, moist critical with oxygen and hod dog for all

🚀 amongusnationalanthem Follow

and now, please rise for the among us national anthem.

🚀 amongusnationalanthem Follow

[over loudspeaker] ooo say can you sus

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🐝 hive-meister Follow

why dont my friends play lethal with me

🪨 the-pebbler-2 Follow

i think youve wiped the entire team with bees.

at least once.

every time we play.

🐝 hive-meister Follow

SHUT UO!!!

CURSE OF A THOUSAND BEES!!! GET HIME!!!!!! 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

🔮 magicballmaster Follow

should've been a plague...

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💜 meepist Follow

im soooooooo evil.

🟢 evil-meepist Follow

how evil.....

💜 meepist Follow

[unpleasant-angel]

Bros got that gyat rizz ohio among us pizza tower peppino fart ishowspeed shake shake shake ayo the bruh pizza here cuh kai cenat gyatttttt baby gronk spongebob grimace shake pinegrove shuffle 💀 renegade pokimane packgod leg mlg yee dattebayo sigma phonk nair video ToTS JTOH Majin Chomik Nattie Forskin quandale dingle goofy ahh BFDI four screech grassy pillow this is bob discord cat this is memecat PANIK kalm PANIK It's friday Davie504 Bass nyan cat sus t-pose nathaniel B big chungus goth pepe uganda knuckles Stop it get some help netflix naruto attack on titan man’s not hot naruto run complexuality the owl house me on mondays family guy south park american dad i be popping bottles nick eh 30 you think you’re the king i’m the king travis scott monster school i’m the king minecraft noob vs pro vs god vs hacker kevin macleod l + ratio bozo 💯 geometry dash florida man garten of banban skibidi toilet 🥛🤡 huggy wuggy rainbow friends do not buy this keyboard the rocky way sin city wasn’t made for you i’m the biggest bird HEEHEEHEEHA griddy doors the guiding light pibby owo uwu lightskin stare honey have you seen my iphone 378 ellen degeneres beyonce kanye west obama prism dragon ball z goku can he beat goku roblox slay delulu floptok you have angered the demon inside of me travis scott burger opium playboi carti destroy lonely ken carson america 🦅🇺🇸 your mom rush tower defense simulator how to solve cube taco tuesday cg5 🗿 🍷

BRO NAMED THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET IN ONE ASK???????? /OOC

[star-vibing-prompts]

Random shit I had or others had said as prompts.

Warnings: Swearing, Mentions of sus, dark humor(probably), dark themes(also probably), Sensitive topics

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"Motherfucker is high on cat nip at the top."

"Imma just kick this fish then-"

"Let me sleep with you!"

"STOP CREAMING YOURSELF"

"Let me throw your child!"

"I smacked a bad guy's booty."

"That was a good ass slap!"

"Give me all these delicious batteries!"

"Everybody died in this family!"

"I JUST SHOT HER BODY WITH MY GUN-"

"I DIDNT EVEN KNOW I HAD BALLS STILL!"

"I got stuff on my neck!"

"Be honest, am I hot?" "I'M GAY-"

"IMMA WHIP OUT MY BEANS ESSAY"

"Not the duckussy"

"Already sus gonna hide in the ooc"

"Okay I got my happiness, bye"

"I like me some Among Us"

"Can someone hold me please"

"[Name] stop searching. I wanna search something up to on him!"

"IS HE WRITING A FANFIC OML"

"I KNOW BUT WHEN I LAUGH I SOMEHOW CHOKE ACK-"

"You're more grosser than I am."

"Ohh~ Hee got the rizz~"

"OKAY BACK TO CRYING"

"I love dying screaming"

"IM CRYING WHAT DID WE JUST WALK IN ON???"

"I will slap myself if I say something sus"

"Let her scream lmao."

"Being force to talk by a 14 year old"

"Such a beautiful break up"

"STOP RIZZING ME"

"Anyway does anyone want to get slap by me?"

"Damn she hot"

"THE FUCK WOMAN???"

"DAMN I AM A LONELY BITCH"

"Actually *SHITTING* himself would be pooping. *PISSING* himself would be peeing."

"Why did you eat mah stick?"

"STOP EATING POOP???? WHOS POOP EVEN IS THAT???"

"I- Wha- ho- ...MY BRAIN CANT HANDLE THISI-"

"I think u just pissed him up even more"

"And why are you creaming [Name]?" "Damn tell me how you really feel about the cream jesus"

"One of them is: What the fuck is going on at this point and why am I still here for it?"

"I just love killing people!"

"I want to fuck Optimus Prime."

"Allergies are kicking me ass"

"I would've given you some but you didn't talk fast enough /j"

"[NAME] PLEASE I BE SILLY"

"I SWEAR ON [NAME] IT AINT ME"

"Why is [Name] robbing [Name2]"

"Enjoy your last peaceful moments"

"You were the chosen one"

"Then speak it"

"And [Name] just set himself on fire"

"I feel like I am being judged now,,,,,bye." *disappears*

"The shame has already been done there is no going back"

"My mom used to buy me robux before she mcfucking died"

"I BROKE MY STICK"

"THEY DONT KNOW WHAT GOES ON BEHIND CLOSED DOORS"

"My gaydar told me"

"What the fuck are smiley fries."

"Rice with beef broth because we have no chicken"

"Anime cat girls are canon within Spongebob now."

"The Cat Has Ingested The Wall"

"Split dat chicken wingg"

"Oeuur... digs chicken wing out of the carpet"

SHRIEKS AND BREAKS IN THROUGH A WINDOW

"They have been bestowed the name [New name]"

"I love the fumbling with the remote"

"Literally vibrating in my chair, I’m really excited for the game"

"That's so sad imagine someone hated you so much they wouldn't even spend more than 5 bucks to hire a hitman"

"Bro's gonna be willing to die after that"

"FLOOFY AND GOOBER"

"I wanna invite them for tea and crumpets

The best type of relationship"

"ILL FORFEIT ALL MY LEGAL POSSESSIONS TO HIM"

"Like damn dude you don't need THAT much eye liner"

"This is so emo"

"My dude needs to look fabulous"

"WHAT A GOOBER ! FOOLISH LITTLE FELLOW"

"OMG ITS MY KID"

"LIL GUY IS SPEEDY ASF"

"They got a little too silly"

"ITTY BITTY"

"They just need to put some ice on it"

"Aww noo they spilled the cranberry juice" :(