#and 'pump up the jam'

[ohkate]

Where Does My Heart Beat Now?

For @sweetbee78's prompt "Where Does My Heart Beat Now?" and @galladrabbles!

Word Count: 100

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"What the hell are we dancing to?"

"It's a 90s prom theme. I'm guessing a 90s song," Ian answered smugly, pulling his husband closer.

Liam asked them to come, so here they were, dressed in suits, dancing along to some Celine Dion song as the cheesy middle school decorations sparkled around them. They watched him nervously ask the girl he liked to dance. Ian smiled.

"Who thought we'd be good chaperones? I'm about to spike that punch bowl."

"Mick, they're like 13. No."

Mickey rolled his eyes. "Wanna go make out in the corner then?"

Ian's eyebrows raised devilishly.

"Absolutely."

[hopecomesbacktolife]

I’ve been enjoying Philomena Cunk recently and just found this (incredible) meme and subsequent comments while looking for a different meme

I would give so many nauglamirs to see a Cunk on (Middle)Earth show omg

[victusinveritas]

[effingcat]

Nothing funnier than the number of times Pump up the Jam is played on Cunk on Earth just completely out of context

[montereybayaquarium]

Shellebrate good times, come on! 🎉

Kick up those swimmerets and shake your telsons as we dance into the weekend after another glorious Shrimp Week 💃🦐🕺

[leaffsheep]

I want a version of GO but with philomena as the voice of God

“The earth was created on Sunday the 21st of October, 4004 b.c. almost 6000 years before the release of unrelated Belgien techno anthem Pump Up The Jam”

[sutille]

cunk on earth is literally tumblr interacting for the first time with the outside world.

[seventymatches]

Good old-fashioned lover boy 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[nicollekidman]

[pewpop]

fun fact: i misspelled renaissance

(i was watching cunk on earth and the renaissance joke came up and i decided to borrow 'renaissauce')

uuhhh cut to unrelated Belgian techno anthem "Pump Up The Jam"

edit: GUESS WHO FUCKING MISSPELLED THE MISSPELLING.

[marichanmari]

[uluthrek]

the dance of dragons, the brutal targaryen civil war that tore apart the seven kingdoms, that eradicated whole bloodlines, pitted brother against brother and caused all dragons to disappear from the skies of westeros- 172 years before the birth of daenerys targaryen and the release of unrelated belgian techno anthem “pump up the jam”.

[cosmonautroger]

Technotronic, Pump Up The Jam, 1989

[rebel-girl-queen-of-my-world]

Technotronic “facts” courtesy of Philomena Cunk, “Cunk on Earth”

[unicornofthemidwest]

She’s always wearing a dress shirt and boots. She doesn’t believe in the moon. She thinks that all the nuclear weapons are blanks. She doesn’t know what the patriarchy is. She wants a Coke Zero and a Twix. She hopes her ex’s mum is doing well. She confuses everyone. She reads acronyms phonetically. She hates the theater. Her ponytail is fake. I didn’t say her name but she came into your head, didn’t she?