#and I wouldn’t trade it for the world

[ihave3frigs]

it’s a strange week to not only share a name with one of the main characters of tsc but to also religiously wear a usc lanyard

[poutpoutlilith]

While we’re incessantly calling for a detailed study of tickling and tickling fetishism, we should really emphasize research into why this shit is So. Embarrassing 😭

[honeysucklethornsandalligtrhorns]

been thinking. about how fucking. wild compliments are. on this freaking hell site.

average compliments on any other social media: oh my gosh you look beautiful☺️ what a lovely color scheme!😍 awww, thats so cute!😌

average tumblr compliments: I want to study you under a microscope and slice you open so that I can see what makes you work. I’m actively killing somebody over this and it’s your fault (affectionate). When I finally succumb to the cool embrace of Death’s ever open arms, i need this to be the final thing my brain ever comprehends.

[0vergrowngraveyard]

4 year old tails when sonic almost gets them both killed for the thousandth time that week: it’s ok you’re so cool and can’t make a mistake ever :D

8 year old tails when sonic creates a minor inconvenience: *changes every entrance code at his labs, locking sonic out of all of them, while googling how to get emancipated at the age of 8*

[ozzgin]

I'm announcing myself as 🌼 anon (if it's not taken) and I've proposed to you before and you presented with a form to ozz harem ;)

I have no problem with these yan anons because I'd already have some type tracker/s on you you ozz, so that i know where you are always and I'll bring you to the harem as I'm very peace-loving and sharing anon wife. Ofc after they think that they succeeded, I'll rain their parade ^^

I'm also the type to force everyone interact so that no one's feeling left out because why not?

My skills: i do karate (with nunchucks), i cook, i clean, i can serenade you singing love songs, I'm nerd at heart so i promise we will never run out of topic to talk about, etc.

You have my blessing, 🌼anon. Do what you must. Nunchuck them back into law and order.

How it feels like on this blog sometimes

[cjrights]

songs that remind me of my dysfunctional family

this is random but i love my fam fam so much so here we go

ngl this is only alora and luce but i love my extended family and daughter as well 😘😘😘😘😘😘

A L O R A M Y P R I N C E S S

@iminlovewithpaigebueckers

Halley’s Comet (billie eilish) - one of my fav songs ever and the vibes are very alora: “ive been loved before but right now in this moment, i feel more and more like i was made for you”

intro (end of the world) (ariana grande) - song makes me feel like im taking a breath of fresh air and so does alora so! “if the moon went dark tonight, and if it all ended tomorrow, would i be the one on your mind?”

Enchanted (taylor swift) - hehehe one of my favs on speak now and lyrics just ring true! “ill spend forever wondering if you knew, i was enchanted to meet you”

Best Thing I Got (sabrina carpenter) - this song is so fye and it’s so cutie and baby wlw coded “and i don’t think it’s any kind of secret, i feel your love from a million miles away… your love is the best thing that I got, and it’s only just begun”

seven (taylor swift) - yeah iykyk the best series ever ever go read rn cause just duh “your braids like a pattern, love you to the moon and to saturn”

I’ll Kill You (summer walker) - whole song idk i don’t want to talk ab it “you know I love you like no one else could, i go to hell and back for you”

PTPOM 2.0 (mohead mike) - self explanatory i fear “put that pussy on me…”

love language (ariana grande) - whole damn song tbh (free alora) “i promise it’s the little things you do that make me want to give it all to you… teach me how to love you im not learning what ain’t right, i want you to keep speaking my love language baby talk your shit all night”

Sunsetz (cigarettes after sex) - the vibe reminds me of her “and when you go away i still see you”

lacy (olivia rodrigo) - not the parts where it’s like i fucking hate you and want to be you so bad but the sweet parts 🥰 “i see you everywhere, the sweetest torture one could bare”

cardigan (taylor swift) - because alora is my comfort person “and when i felt like i was an old cardigan, you put me on and said i was your favorite”

L U C E M Y T W I N

@lucespeaks

TOPIA TWINS (travis scott) - do i even need to explain “twin bitches, twin bitches hopping off a jetski”

I miss you, I’m sorry (gracie abrams) - this is our song whenever we fight smh 😔 “and i know you said that we’re not talking, but i miss you, im sorry”

Bags (clairo) - this is luce’s songggg and alora too!! “know you’d make fun of me” (lololol)

Nobody Gets Me (sza) - JUST CAUSE YEAH “how am i supposed to let you go? only like myself when im with you, nobody gets me you do”

everything i wanted (billie eilish) - a song literally written about a sibling bond so yk “and you say as long as i am here, no one can hurt you”

Thinkin Bout You (frank ocean) - beautiful song like my beautiful twin “cause ive been thinking about forever”

Somewhere Only We Know (keane) - a love letter to my twin “oh simple thing, where have you gone? i’m getting old and i need something to rely on”

Treacherous Twins (Drake) - also self explanatory “you my treacherous lil’ twin and you know that we locked in”

LIGHT SHOWER (melanie martinez) - not the horny parts because… but this is one of my fav songs and it reminds me of twin “you are the light ive been searching for forever”

cowboy like me (taylor swift) - CAUSE WE THE SAME PERSON FR FR “takes one to know one, you’re a cowboy like me”

Poison Poison (reneé rapp) - THIS ONE IS A JOKE BUT I HAD TO INCLUDE “you get on my nerves, you’re so fucking annoying”

[frootyrooties]

Eric Stewart, Graham Gouldman & Paul Burgess in the music video for “The Things We Do For Love.” A track featured on the group’s 1977 Album Deceptive Bends.

[shiftingwithmars]

I find it ridiculously funny how ‘Pick Me’ girls wanna be “one of the boys” so bad when in reality being “one of the boys” is actually just getting constant bruises and endless dirty jokes and constantly being shipped with them when they are literally nowhere near your type and are like brothers to you. Like girl, trust me, it ain’t as glorious as it seems💀

[electric-plants]

traveler: is that a gem embedded in your skin??

alhaitham: this is my belt it’s actually a pouch

traveler: okay?? but there’s a gem in your skin??

alhaitham: i keep my books and my music in the pouch

[campgender]

impossible to overstate the blessing of butch & femme mutuals who relish my tagging system 🥺💖

[arsoniiii]

after all’s said and done, i want to share my tomorrows with you

me everytime i check my inbox

[phoenixtakaramono]

The results are in! Thank you all for voting!

The winning vote is:

👑SUGAR BABY AU THREADFIC with 126 votes👑

We will resume the winning 🔞 butchlander threadfic around next week on my Twitter. Expect weekly/biweekly updates there. For my tumblr only readers, I shall do my best to take screenshots of each new batch of tweets and cross-post them here as well. Just be aware I'd only just started sharing screenshots of this particular Twitter threadfic starting from the second N/S/F/W scene (you can read them here on tumblr: 1, 2, 3); so if you're confused why the new updates begin with Part IV, now you know. You are missing the first 🔞 exposition and context of the flirtatious first meeting between Billy and Homelander, but it's fine. These Twitter threadfics of mine exist as interactive threadfics where I can allow my readers to vote on the direction of where the threadfic will go at certain key points; in the future I'll be turning these experimental first prototypes into AO3 long fics after all four chapters of Truce are done.

Threadfic runner-ups (this will be the future priority order of the threadfics I'll also be updating, but only after Truce ch3 is posted to AO3 or if I feel like switching to a different threadfic after updating the Sugar Baby AU for a long while):

FIX-IT AU THREADFIC with 49 votes M3GAN-INSPIRED AU THREADFIC with 29 votes TIMETRAVEL HALLMARK AU THREADFIC with 26 votes

[josephtrohman]

i feel so emotional. like to think i could have easily stayed out of my fob phase and off tumblr like i had been for 4 years, but coming back to both last year was so special and being here again has SOOO much has felt like coming back home during this tour. i love u all and i love fall out boy forever ❤️

[beetleandfox]

if you’re a middle schooler that’s getting into Percy Jackson because of the tv show, and you see fanwork like THIS

JUST WALK AWAY. you are building a new civilization on the ruins of a powerful empire, and i know that it’s hard to be original when your ancestors left perfectly good fan content lying around. I understand. but I’m BEGGING YOU ON MY KNEES— leave persassy in the dust where it belongs. it is a relic from a darker age, a time when cringe ran amok and people posted things like “squeeee oh my godsss” unironically. do not repeat the sins of your ancestors. go forth and spread no cringe

[aqua-ginger]

First draft of the last chapter of the sky high au is DONE.

Might take a few days to edit cause my one and only beta reader (my boyfriend) is crying because of emotions I may or may not have caused

[total-mkulia]

You can tell I’m a woman possessed bc on days where I don’t draw mkulia I sit and think and go “damn I wish I’d drawn mkulia today”