#and THEN

[squidwardscumsock]

All I can think is “hi mommy”

[loife1m]

I was eating. as my teeth pierced the rice and swallowed it, I thought of an amazing scene for hittwf.

[highladyluck]

I am absolutely not functional today, but my hair is perfect

[musicalchaos07]

"Old habits die SCREAMING" but it's me pining after platonic Stoncy

[sugarsnappeases]

guys help i cant stop watching this

[ckerouac]

Me, looking at a short strength training routine cause I’m making better life choices: this looks pretty simple, do I really need to start this far back? I guess it’ll warm me up. I used to be an athlete, you know.

Me, 20 min later: oh god, oh sweet baby jesus, lawd in heaven, fuck all y’all *collapses*

[obliviouskara]

im gonna sit here and be a good little shit and finish watching supergirl or so help me god

[thxnks4themrms]

Mari save me

[timetravelbypen]

I was annoyed the other week so I bought fabric swatches, as one does, and they have arrived and they're pretty so obviously now I want to buy more fabric when I haven't even *cut out* the proper fabric for Current Sewing Project (since I'm working on the mockup) and why am I like this.

[revenantghost]

Nightow heard the phrase "kill your darlings" and really took it to heart huh

[crafter273]

hey wait

Guardian of the eastern gate

And the most east place on earth(before the discovery of america and all that) is the British isles

Is that why aziraphale, being the guardian of the eastern gate, has been stationed in london?

[pixiefms]

yall need to write a fanfic in christopher’s pov where he’s been trying to get his dad (eddie) and buck together for months (like he has a whiteboard and everything operation buddie was a Go) only for buck to sit him down and be like hey i have smth to talk to you about and christopher’s bones are shaking out of his body because oh my god oh my god oh my god is operation buddie finally successful???? only to have his soul and dreams crushed when buck tells him he’s dating tommy

[weirdnesslieshere]

If Sampo really is an Emanator, that makes Topaz beating him up to collect his debt x10 times funnier.

[nervocat]

Guys I can't get over the wack ass dreams I had

[fatherfigureneeded]

thinking about sirius black secretly listening to the muggle radio in 1970 and hearing O-o-h Child and lying in bed later that night, singing to himself and holding back tears, thinking about things getting easier and despite his sorrow, hope sparks. he'll be off to hogwarts the very next year, after all.

thinking about a remus lupin somewhere in wales listening to his mother's muggle radio in the kitchen, chin resting in his hands and hearing the same song. he lies in bed later that night and thinks about things getting easier before deciding that this line of thinking is unrealistic. he won't even be able to go to hogwarts, after all.

[oh-obrien]

I need to yell about this book for a moment…

this MAN ASKS THIS WOMAN TO CRAWL TO HIM AND AFTER YEARS OF FUCKING PINING (childhood friends to lovers trope) HE ASKS HER IF SHE LIKED CRAWLING TO HIM (which kinda hot) WHILE SHES KNEELING FOR HIM AND SHE RESPONDS…

“It feels like I’ve been crawling after you for years. This is nothing new for me”

I CANNOT FUCKING EVEN