#and a menace

[flinxypie]

Cat: *walks upstairs by himself*

Me: ok bye

Cat: *is alone upstairs, all by himself* 😿 *most heartbreaking soggy cry like he’s been abandoned for weeks *

Me: …. You’re literally the one who left though???

Cat: *returns* 🐱 mrrp?

He’s a special kind of cat

[pandagirl45]

The sheer audacity I had to completely forget that Tony is a playboy and not a new york darling. A Manhattan Sweetheart.

Then the other part is that he is a sassy but kind hearted, hands greasy child of Italy. He is can flip his entire personality.

Tony adoring the cameras.

In the tower, he is wearing tattered jeans, hands covered in grease, hair wild and eyes glistening with excitable new ideas.

Tony: oh you look beautiful darling, how are you?

Team very surprise at how kind and polite he is.

Tony in the tower: *sitting on the counter in shrimp posture scarfing down an entire pizza* *talking on the phone with rhodey in depth about a new prototype* *he is missing an entire sock*

And Natasha stares in disbelief that this trash of a feral feline got two super soldiers fawning for him. Got new york believing he is a well adjusted adult. The audacity.

Natasha: it's like finding the baba yaga and no one believes you -_-

[goldie135]

Some Rocky's for ya!! Please PLEASE go support Lackadaisy! It's on YouTube and it's absolutely amazing. The pilot's out already and a season 1 teaser as well! Please support my silly cats <:((

[genie-made-of-clouds]

Shouta: I had a terrible dream last night. You were in it.

All Might: and?

Shouta: what do you mean "and"

[books-and-cookies]

i had a good day, enjoy 😂

[that-weird-girl-in-the-back]

Megumi: Gojo-sensei, why are you like this

Gojo: Several reasons that I am unwilling to disclose with anyone who isn't my therapist.

Gojo: That and I'm gay, and Suguru and I broke up in front of KFC and I intend to make it everyone's problem.

Itadori: What?! Gojo-sensei you're gay?

Nobara: That's what is surprising? Gojo-sensei, who the only straight he is is straight up annoying, not that he has a therapist.

Megumi: Gojo-sensei, I know for a fact you don't see a therapist. Wait did you say Suguru as in Getou Suguru- the guy who lead that attack last year and was in charge of a cult that regularly committed mass murder.

Gojo *now balling his eyes out*: SUGURU, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LEAVE ME. MY ONE AND ONLY.

Itadori: I see it now

Megumi: Wait, I recognise that name. OH MY GOD THATS WHO YOU WERE WITH. YOU FUCKED THE MOST DANGEROUS CURSE USER IN OUR HOUSE, WITH BOTH ME AND TSUMIKI IN SINCE WE WERE LITLLE! MULTIPLE TIMES!

Gojo: No- I got fucked by the most dangerous curse user in our house. And in my defence I thought you guys were asleep.

Megumi: NOT AFTER ALL YOUR SCREAMING

Gojo: I know I should be sorry but I'm really not

Megumi *summons nue*: I'm going to kill you

[crehador]

okashi na tensei ✧ end cards 1-4

[fandomohana]

Does anyone know what kind of bird this is? 🤔

Seen through the downstairs bathroom window, as I was getting ready to go to bed. Eddie's kids came to visit. 🤦‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

Please excuse my terrible voice, and the flash at the end, I tried something that failed. 😅

[florist-freak]

Character study of me and my bfs ( @wwwdotjesterdotcom ) character Timmy

[skyguy-apologist]

Why nobody told me that Lando was on rebels?!!

[thefvrious]

me: i like to ship off chemistry, let's take it slow joel kane: ok but i'm going to flirt with everyone immediately and there's nothing you can do about it

[marvel-starwarsfangirl]

I love Ghirahim so freaking much 😭

My fave Zelda boss of all time. I just finished my second play through of the game. Coincidentally, I beat it almost exactly a year from my first play through.

SS is such a beautiful game and has my fave versions of Link and Zelda. They’re so expressive. Groose also has the best character arc. The game def has serious structural problems but the art style is beautiful.

[kookieswan]

TIGHT 👀

Cough cough warning for nsfw content!

“Such a tight little pussy for me baby, fuck… Think you can handle more? Yeah?”

[4-siza-4]

Look at her

[evil-gender]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your tits”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from gandalf.

[nazunaisaturhouse]

random story

ok so once my friend had this dream where he was being mugged in an alley by a guy with a knife, do in his dream he bit down hard on the guys arm, and then he got woken up very painfully because he ended up biting himself in the arm while he was dreaming and it was so deep that he had to go to the hospital and get stitches and now everyone someone asks how he got the scars on his arm he responds with “human skin is surprisingly easy to bite through” and he just traumatized my other friends’ 14-year old cousin