#and escape situations together

[bardengarde]

And if I sat here pondering the questor tapes and what the show would look like if it got picked up, and this mv I'm putting to "running up that hill" in my mind, who would stop me

[the-woman-upstairs]

When you’re a hot mean girl whose current partner can’t get over their ex and you come up with a batshit insane plan to manipulate everyone so you’ll finally get everything you want which definitely doesn’t come back to bite you in the ass at all:

[canisalbus]

Role-reversal AU where Machete opens a library on Florence and slowly becomes a very influencial local political figure, while Vasco's parents become fed-up with his "lifestyle" and send him away to the clergy (he probably has a brother in this AU, to make their decision more believable)

They reconnect in a similar way to the original, but their relationship is much more tragic as Vasco became self-hating and thinks he corrupted/doomed Machete in their youth and meanwhile, this Machete is trying to protect him from the corrupted side of the Church and possible assassination plot, that he's too indoctrinated to see happening around him

A interesting ending for this AU should be that Machete still dies, but results in Vasco finally running away from the clergy/inquisition (not sure if Vasco joins the inquisition or not, you can decide) and hiding in the country-side. Where he grows old dedicating various paintings and poems to Machete and possibly taking care of some noble's horses for a living

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[antiadvil]

How bad is it that every time Dan and Phil do something incredibly married (joint Instagram posts) I go wait this is such a good idea I should start doing this with my besties. Why was my aquarium post not a joint post??? What am I doing??

[mercyofempty]

my brains getting sick because i havent talked about my silver and whisper trapped in a timeloop au at all its trapped in there

[novelconcepts]

Honestly, I made that joke about Van’s ancient desktop, but it probably works better than new computers. And it made me think: god, Van must HATE planned obsolescence. Stuff that’s built to die? Stuff that’s built to fall apart in a matter of years just to force you to buy more? For a person whose whole deal is gripping tight to the past, to old technology that still works perfectly fine, to the idea of survival threaded through everything from the stories she tells to the machines she rents out? Yeah, dude. No wonder she hates her cell phone. Not only does it force the illusion of connection without actually granting intimacy, but it’s doomed from the minute you take the thing out of the box. For Van, the very idea has got to be offensive.

[bougiebutchbinch]

cracking my knuckles as I get to work on the next chapter of Fist In The Air........ bring on the whump <3

[wygolvillage]

adolescence of utena is neither a sequel nor a retelling but a secret third thing

[glsneeg-enthusiast]

What is RGB if not a found family?

people in a cult

[soars22]

This may be a dumb question, but do we know how many of the egg admins have left the project? Besides Dapper, Pomme, and Ramon’s obviously. Like, Sunny and I think Empanada’s admins aren’t hiding who they are (I think??? Empanada’s admin did a stream earlier?? If so it’s extremely chill) anymore but I don’t think they said anything outright about leaving? Or they just left and didn’t mention it? (Valid, btw-extremely valid).

Either way, I’m ok (accepting?) of whatever route they’ve taken. Like, it doesn’t mean they’re gone, you know? They’re still there, and they’ve made their own friends and communities which is so awesome to see. I just didn’t know for sure about the other admins.

Sorry for the rambles it is late and my brain cells have left the building lmao

[tombstoneswerewaiting]

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[monstersmutpeddler]

A Soul to Revive: Duskwalker Brides: Book Five

By: Opal Reyne

Monster Scale

Level 05: Advanced Monsterfuckery

Y’know Elias from Ancient Magus’ Bride? He’s basically that. 

My Overall Rating For The Book

“I Bought The Ebook or Will Read On Kindle Unlimited"

These two were fun to read about, and their stories made me tear up a couple of times. The only thing was that I found it just ever so slightly unbelievable that Emerie gave up so much for Ingram, but Opal Reyne does explain things more later on.

Overly Simplified Summary

Ingram and Emerie both want to kill the demon king, so the two pair up to take him out along with some old friends.

Keep reading for ‘This Book Has Everything’ and possible Trigger Warnings.

This Book Series Has Everything

[x] Touch them and I’ll kill you vibes

[x] Big buff love interest

[x] Soul mates or fated mates

[x] Miscommunication happens between leads at some point

Ingram isn't used to being so, well, human-ish and doesn't really know how they work sometimes. So Emerie has to teach him quite a bit.

[x] Love interest and/or main character is hiding something

[x] Smut first plot second

There is still a lot of plot in this book, but there are a lot of sexy times. More than I remember other books. Which is fine. It's fun. XD

[x] Love interest goes on a rampage when main character is either hurt or kidnapped

[x] Straight

[x] Main character gets chased in the woods by the love interest at some point

[x] Couple bonds in a Bear Grylls survival situation

[x] Dude got an interesting dick

It's big, with ridges and tentacles.

[x] We’re escaping from the bad guys' prison/lab/etc.

[x] Main character and love interest talk about their problems or tragic pasts and heal together

[x] The side character steals the show and makes you want their own book

[x] Open communication

[x] The couple has equal power in the relationship

[x] You will likely cry at some point while reading this book

[x] Kinky af sex

[x] Love interest is an absolute cinnamon roll  

[x] Lead or love interest gets injured and the lead or love interests drop everything to take care of them

[x] Happy Ending Guaranteed

[x] Super scary/dangerous but very gentle and sweet with the one they love

Here’s a link/buy the book!

Trigger Warnings

[x] Main character had a really bad relationship with an ex at one point

[x] Kidnapped/held captive against their will

[x] Loss of a loved one

[x] Love interest or lead accidentally seriously injure the other

[x] Suicide

[ofyorkshire]

fell into an utterly horrifying rabbit hole of morbid curiosity and i did not know that people begin to hallucinate after a few days of being trapped in complete darkness.

[sysig]

Like a dream (Patreon)

[thinkingabout-girls]

I have no fucking idea but I’m glad I’m not to only person who experienced An Event today

honestly like. at least we’re all going through the horrors together. let’s hold hands

[unlikely-course]

Since yj put me in the “codependent homoerotic besties bullshit has a bodycount*”mood I decided that this weekend I will finally watch the Dare Me series on Netflix, and in preparation I reread the book and I’d forgotten how wild it was. Hot tip Addy, if a girl gives you a personalized pink dog leash your relationship is not platonic

(*this is being generous to shaunajackie because it doesn’t really count if it’s your OWN body, jacqueline)