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fellhellion · 5 months

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dudebro fans will call yosuke a loser (fond?) because he constantly flops at flirting with girls. true yosukeheads however know that he’s a loser because his insecure ass never resists making a dig at someone who’s anxieties mirror his own.

#this is a joke. but also.#I find it insane how so many male persona fans think he’s a loser because he’s a 16 year old who’s painfully aware that he’s uncool #and flirts w women LIKE THAT.#instead of just. everything else wrong w him. <- this is a positive quality #love characters w so much wrong w them. who project.#he is the one who projects shdhdjfjfm #tunes talks persona

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momowoah · 3 months

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Buck flirting with men is soooo embarassing lmaooo I'm rewatching the crossover and his conversation with TK is just hilarious. Why is his first instinct every time to pick up a fight? Like damn flirt like a normal person

#I find it so hilarious that he flirts completely fine with women but put a men there and he's like “I have to fight him”#2x01 3x09 7x04 ls 2x03 there are at least four episodes full of evidence of that kshdkshdkskjd #you know that image of a brain thinking “TOP ME TOP ME TOP ME” while the mouth says “I bet I could beat you in a fight”? it's buck w/ men #911 #911 abc #evan buckley #evan buck buckley

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fictiongods · 20 days

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I’m not really a Robin\Faith shipper I think they were rushed and I just don’t really ship them, however Robin really did match her freak at the end of chosen. like he was literally dying, dead for a good few seconds and was just like “oh haha maybe I’ll just flirt with her for a little bit…so so funny hehe” LIKE SIR WDYMMM ‘surprise’ YOU WERE JUST DEAD.

#like they’re both insane cause they would both soooo flirt w someone after coming back from the dead. only Faith flirts w women (buffy)#faith lehane #robin wood #idkkk do they have a ship name?? I don’t feel like searching for what that is #btvs #buffy the vampire slayer

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overwatch · 11 months

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Straight men trying to justify why they leave Astarion at camp and never make him part of the party

#astarion #baldur's gate 3 #beckons you the reader closer and whispers it's the biphobia #straight men being uncomfortable with male characters being flamboyant or flirting w/their characters will never not be funny to me #while at the same time doing the same to fem characters and women irl like ok einstein (not a compliment i hate einstein fucking bitch ass)#another hting that makes me crylaugh is them complainign about locks and traps aND YEAH I WONDER WHY YOUR ROGUELESS PARTY STRUGGLES WTHAT #txt

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dizziesims · 8 months

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Kosei works in the music industry and has been getting good at playing the guitar. Elias is a professional writer and already has 3 published books, working on his fourth!

#the sims 3 #sims 3 #ts3 #s3 gameplay #simblr #Lucky Palms Save #Elias Phan #Kosei Phan #they both have celebrity stars lol #that happened on it's own so I'm rollin with it xD #AND everyone wants to fuck Elias apparently #like idk if its the celeb status but everyone tries to flirt w/ him #and he's gotten love letters from older women??

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youregonnabeokay-kid · 6 months

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it would be so funny if Eddie got hit on by a guy and suddenly he’s got major game

#willing to bet this man has never been OUTRIGHT flirted w/ by a man before #‘eddie’s bad at dating’#maybe eddie’s just bad at dating women #anyway #i think it could be a fun comedic moment #where the rest of the 118 is like #wtf just happened? did EDDIE do that????#eddie diaz #tv: 911 #911 abc #911 on abc

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professorllayton · 18 days

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got warned against literally just talking to the new guy by one of my coworkers. dude

#he apparently flirts w every single one of the women in this entire restaurant and half of them r like. 16/17. so.#blabs

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wlw-cryptid · 9 months

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would love your thoughts on the g0th-butch/glitterock terf situation. especially since frozenknight is on a tumblr break right now because of it

a terfs a terf. sometimes someone's in the sphere and you interact w them sometimes and think they're cool until you find something out. quite frankly I never really became invested in g0th-butch and I can't really think of any of their posts. blocked and moved on

I don't think you need to stir the pot like this w frozenknight. Idk what the ask that got deleted said and without that knowledge, my feelings are that these big controversies suck and I think it's at very least neutral to not really want to answer a bunch of asks about it and get involved w the group discussion 🤷‍♀️

#as far as im aware at this time as someone who just follows them. and flirts in the tags sometimes. frozenknight is an ally to trans women #asks #anon #she speaks #before this i didnt even know goth butch and glitterrock were the same person #but yeah #i dont like answering these discoursey asks like this either honestly #i ignore most of them bc these situations are cut and dry. you see the evidence post. you block. one less terf that can interact w you #i dont like interacting w people on this website like this. this is not fun. i do not want more asks like this #this kind of thing makes me upset and anxious just touching it

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huntingrays · 8 months

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so, i love and vibe w bi leo, it’s so good

however

something just hits different with gay leo who’s been performing heterosexuality for years

#heroes of olympus #leo valdez #like i could write a whole essay on this (not rlly but also yes rlly)#like lil him somehow getting in his head that you have to find someone who likes you and then you’ll grow to love them #and that all guys just think girls are pretty but don’t like them beyond that until they get to know them #and he doesn’t get to explore feelings for girls bc nobody shows interest in him and he keeps like running away from home #and then he meets fake memory jason and something just clicks #but he assumes it’s just bc they mesh rlly well #but then he has the classic italicized oh moment #but he just thinks he’s seeing why girls like jason so much #and so he ignores it and tries to get a gf. bc surely if he flirts w pretty girls he’ll find one who likes him right?#and once he finds a girl who actually likes him then he’ll fall for her and know what all those guys w gfs are on abt #but also mans probably has some catholic guilt n internalized homophobia n shit #bc yknow his aunt calling him a demon/devil (i forgot which it was)#i can imagine him and nico bonding over this and falling for heroes #and he’s SHOCKED when pipes is talking abt what she loves abt women after she comes out #and he’s like ‘wait what???? I’ve never thought that way abt girls ever. you don’t just like them bc they’re objectively pretty????’#and then they have a long convo abt sexuality #and he has a realization that the way piper feels abt women is the way he feels about men (but mainly jason)#maybe he’s also aspec? I could see him being demi and only liking someone after getting a connection w them #valgrace #man now i wanna write a leo sexuality crisis fic #but i got so many fics i wanna write… the main one being a revival fic bc the boys deserve to be happy #but also i need more valgrace fics… and you should be the change you wanna see in the world #as someone who’s arospec i’m just projecting onto him but with a different flavor

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grantihare · 8 months

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just got hit on by a 54 yr old woman in the funny monopoly game discord server chat

#i havent had anyone besides my partner flirting w me for like a decade when i say i was shocked lmao #i mean i support her get it girl but on the monopoly server? xndnxnxn #women only want two things and theyre dog pfps and trivia contest winners ig

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minglana · 9 months

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its honestly all kinds of fucked up that my friend's REALLY cute friend is straight

#like im sorry but there was so much eye contact between us..... shes so fucking cute😭 (and hot)#and my other friend agrees too which is the worst part!!!!!!! girl why cant u just be normal and like women instead of men!!!!!!!!#then i would have a chance!!!!!! for festa major i had to put up w her flirting with not one but two men right in front of my salad (cubata #but its ok..... im over that..... i promise.......#she made a comment today saying that if she had to chose between hooking up w a man and a woman she would chose a woman #(but shes straight.... ?) shes one of Those straight ppl i guess #i need to stop finding straight girls cute bc this is NOT good for me at all😭#z xarre

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solstheimtxt · 1 year

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One of my (very straight) coworkers keeps flirting like hardcore (its mutual bc im gay as shit lmao), and yall i havent felt this wanted in years 😭😭😭

#delete later #like its workplace flirting so its very nonserious #and shes v drunk rn!!#but also she said she wanted me to crush her head w my thighs #i havent had anyone say that about my thighs like godDAMN #gonna give a bitch a heart attack 😭😭😭#str8 women y u so good at flirting skajdbkdjsns

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sapphic-luthor · 1 year

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i am really on the verge of identifying as a lesbian because i feel like that label really does fit me but what’s confusing me is that there is one fictional tv show character who’s a man who is probably the only man i’ll ever Like but it does really confuse me as to why i feel like i may find him attractive but never any man irl

would just like to generally casually direct you to the lesbian masterdoc just in case you were looking for a bit of a read this lovely friday eve

#i will say i am like attracted to many a man who does not exist #this was part of the reason i was able to affirm the fact that im a lesbian and ignore some of that comphet #is bc i realised i only liked men in theory and not in practice at all #in my early days i’d match men on tinder and flirt w them and run for my life if they tried to meet #i’d make eyes at boys at parties and as soon as they approached me be hugely unwelcoming #like i only liked men who didnt exist or whose traits i could invent myself in my mind #and before i knew i was a lesbian i thought that was me ‘being picky’#but actually it was me purposely (but not consciously) creating unattainable standards that no man alive could fill #because; reader; as you may have guessed; i did not and do not like men #but it took a while to work that out confidently! a long while #take your time in the meantime like #i always was annoyed by people who were like ‘labels don’t matter!’ bc i fucking wanted one i felt good about #and i got there eventually but all i can offer for advice in the meantime is like #nobody cares tbh. just lie. tell somebody you’re a lesbian then tell the next you’re bi and just fuckin wing it #nobody’s gonna bust your door down for using different labels whenever u feel like it #just . kiss women and have crushes on fictional men and eventually itll work its way into a label you’re comfortable with #answered #anonymous

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redridcr · 1 year

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watching liselotte liking a girl is the best

emily: hmmm maybe i'll walk around with my tits out

liselotte: :/ YOU LOOK COLD

thank u @torntruth

#muse;[liselotte]#she's dense like charlie when it comes to women flirting w/ her #except she KNOWS what's going on and like #HMM #WHY DO I LIKE IT

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thebadtimewolf · 2 years

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why r u so mad about ppl preferring ten x madame de pompadour to ten x martha like ten/martha will never be a thing. ten don’t want anything to do with martha. he literally said to her face she wouldn’t replace rose… and she never did… isnt canon enough for you

hm.

im glad im only a scorpio on this alone. if martha deserved better than ten then so do all of em but anyway:

this ask is giving 2006/07 i dont want to see tenth doctor in a romantic relationship with a person of color because i can't project myself or relate to them if they arent the very thing being catered to me ever since the silent pictures vibes. u know the same vibe when rtd was told to not regenerate 14 in 13's clothes. just. Ick.

but im not mad. its just interesting for a ship so big as tenrose, it is usually correlated with hating madame de pompadour and/or joan and/or river [though in joan's case they hate her not because shes racist but because shes not rose]

though comics tend to release to combat that in multi doctor stories where they jump through various alternate universes of themselves where the doctor sees themselves settled down with dr. grace holloway (for 8th dr multi doctor stories) and professor melody williams/river song (for 11th dr multi doctor stories) where in those cases, they are frightful of the concept settling down at all. [take note that both times, he settles down in the same house that he owns bc of that unit paycheck on the dl] so i am curious that with this new drs, the equivalent of this would be 13 14 15 being terrified of settling down with rose because they had grown past her as this point.

i prefer the doctor in a polyromantic ace relationship than their umpteenth 🌟tragic heteronormative romance with yt human woman number 23445788764443356743🌟 i want 14 to sweep martha off her feet in pure joy and kiss her passionately while badmouthing tf out of 10 like 9 11 12 13 do with no filter before cradling her like a baby because hes about to crumble under his brand new identity complex and then take her kid to an amusement park and then 14 trips over a brick and dies. hell i rather have nina sosanya play a whole different lady in nod to doctor who recycles their actors trope as a way to introduce a love interest to 14

that amusment park one weirdly sounds like a 8th doctor audio. pls 🙏🏾 dont make it into one i couldnt handle schezro let alone the rest of his content. Empire of the Wolf made me so fucking worried for rose marion tyler like im just she back home 🫣. as for rose tyler from the sea devil universe still out about. whoop his ass. if billie come back as HER? MISS COVER MODEL MISS DICTATOR MISS EMPRESS ROSE?

NOT

i would love for ten to be strictly friends with the new miss empress rose. get that martha karma real quick ehehehehe after all rtd did say they need freema for somethin and im sure seeing 10 get treated the same way he treated martha by no other than empress rose herself -AND THEN EMPRESS ROSE FLIRTS WITH MARTHA??? FINGERS CROSSED??? im just saying that i personally will ride on that for 8 black history months and christmases straight like woo

also real glad it is collectively decided by every one that tentoo is just john smith not corin so yay thanks big finish and titan comics

#{lets see if i can scare this anon away listen i even made a graphic for this damn it. u better appreciate it i went all out for you}#{porn blogs and micro antiblack anons: this is why i dont share my shipping opinions much bc they stick to tv and i stick to everything}#{usually all this i gave to my aunt and we would have phone discussions and she would watch and call be like hey yeah! i see it}#{and she would say: but really it wasnt that for martha. it was the writing choices that was disapproved because not wanting another 💞}#{it went from classism for rose to racism for martha and she points that it wasnt catered to black fans in the rtd era}#{so yeah ten x martha wouldn't be a thing but only because test audiences and fans refused it due to the studios racial bias}#{10 wanted everything to do w martha. he just used rose as excuse and because of that 12 and 13 vocally to his face hates him for it}#{and we all fell for it: everybody did because like 12 said: its the bambi eyes. hook line and sucker}#{he wanted martha the whole time but he kept playing that hot n cold game to the wrong girl just bc it worked on 2 later 3 yt blonde women}#{4 yt women because of miss kylie minogue! all of a sudden he dont know how to counterflirt when a blk woman flirts back?}#{yes thats right im throwing miss claire pope AND IN THE GABBY GONZALES COMIC OF THE PPL OUTSIDE HER FAMILY LAUNDROMAT??}#{but yeah after losing donna suddenly supiciously hes not racist but extremely genocidal to death and death alone like hm.}#{his actions speak extremely louder than his words and in turn so does the fandom and its writers}#{4 yt blondes and hes willing to believe in them despite him having to permanently lose them but completely have lil faith in the blk one?}#{ ten never actually go back to martha. be fair if i forgave the person that enslave her family for a missing year? yeah i wouldnt either}#{we could never be together because of a yt woman i chose to leave behind three times with her mum for 'safety' boy bye}#{and i go around and almost in one whole episode almost left her behind AGAIN for madame de pompadour another blonde yt woman?}#{like i ship them i ship all of em but if they were all hanging off a cliff side? 🤧 😔 we gather here today in the loss of 🌹 and depomp}#{dont worry at least 9 would leap after rose.}#bw: out of ethos #answered #anonymous #bw: long post #{i made a long post just so i surprise you with a cute billie graphic thats all. that the main topic}

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twinknote · 1 year

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why do trans women keep making me, a self proclaimed gay twink, fall for them. like sure i guess i’m Technically pan, but my attraction towards women is like. 5-10% of my sexuality. yet they keep pulling me into their clutches. (guy who spends his free time reading and writing and talking and thinking abt gay men) make it make sense

#before u jump to conclusions. i’m painfully aware of the implications and have done a lot of soul searching to make sure it’s not like that #i simply keep accidentally getting into and involved w women for some reason #beautiful women keep messaging me #my lack of social skills and nervous behavior captivates them ig #i’m like Why are u flirting w me i’m gay!!!!! (is actually into her against my will)#send help

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