#and he hates martin

[wolfythewitch]

Jon is funny because he acts so grumpy and shit and then he begins his statement and decides to do a little voice

[scrollonso]

"Fernando's too old he needs to retire" you just dont get him like i do.

Fernando Alonso who was the youngest ever race winner in 2003. after that win he said "im 22 years old and i have my first victory in (my) pocket so i hope (for) a long career here in formula 1 with more victories"

Fernando Alonso who won his FIRST world championship in 2005 he broke MICHAEL SCHUMACHERS 5 year long winning streak after being in formula one for 4 years. His whole F1 career at that point had been solely dominated by Schumi.

Fernando Alonso who's a 2 time world champion and has been racing longer than Oscar has been alive and has been in more scandals than races

Fernando Alonso who said he knew Michael Schumacher would step on the brakes because he had a wife and kids at home and FERNANDO DIDN'T.

Fernando Alonso who is one of 15 Spanish F1 drivers ever.

Fernando Alonso who is the only Spanish F1 driver to win a WDC (and not just one, TWO.)

Fernando Alonso who's been in 385 gp's (3x as many as Pedo De La Rosa)

Fernando Alonso who's scored 2,298 points in his career (67% of the total F1 points scored by all Spanish drivers)

Fernando Alonso who's not only raced in F1, but also Indy, 24 hours of Le Mans, and the World Endurance Championship.

Fernando Alonso who drove his first go-kart at 3 YEARS OLD.

Fernando Alonso who's family didn't have enough money to buy wet tyres so he had to TEACH HIMSELF to drive on a wet track on slick tyres.

Fernando Alonso who's mother made his racing clothes herself because they didn't have enough money.

Fernando Alonso who won his first karting race at SEVEN. (Daniel Ricciardo, Charles Leclerc, Lewis Hamilton, Yuki Tsunoda, and more drivers on the grid weren't even in karts at seven.)

Fernando Alonso who's managed to stay as passionate (if not more) about F1 in his 23 year career no matter his performance.

[littlecrittereli]

That moment when your non-affectionate brother is suddenly affectionate

[lycorim]

Samwell Tarly is objectively the best character in ASoIaF. Genuinely tries to be a good person at every step of the journey, only member of the Night's Watch to even try to help a single one of Craster's daughters (Jon Snow could never), literally has the highest kill ratio of Others for any single man at the Wall, also a nerd. He even invented voter fraud.

[yassifiedautism]

I haven’t seen the movie in years but when I saw that people are finally talking about it again I knew what I had to do

[littlelightfish]

Do you see what I see...?

[honeybee-f1]

I know Lance can be nice and is often wrongly painted as the villain, but how arrogant do you have to be to call the stewards decision "ridiculous", when you are the reason for Daniels DNF and Oscars significant damage? Own up to your mistakes.

It's a hair pin while the safety car was deployed. He should know that the cars are slow.

[smultronviol]

Ppl going "waaahh unpopular opinion but Alice is kind of annoying and obnoxious and I don't think I'd like be her friend irl" is so funny to me bc like.

God forbid a cast of characters be multifaceted and have actual flaws and unpleasant aspects other than "grr angsty hero" and "whoops i'm so clumsy". Sometimes character dynamics and arcs need to be prioritized above "who would i personally be niceys with irl"

2. bro just WAIT until you hear about season 1 jon lol

[myrzilich]

HIIIIII CAMP HERE AND THERE FANDOM!!!!!!

[mpetrohero]

Something very interesting that I never think about (which I probably should as a Martin Blackwood kinnie but oh well) is the way martin changes. Specifically in seasons 3-5.

By the end of the series, martins not putting on that stutter and tip toeing around other people. He’s standing up for himself and advocating for both what he believes and for Jon. He’s confident in the fact that he can be unconfident. I think the main example of that would be mag 198 when he says to basira and jon, “yeah yeah I have self esteem issues, not the point” because season 1 Martin would have NEVER said that out loud. It’s not that he was portraying himself as someone with high confidence or anything in season 1, quite the opposite actually, but he was making himself smaller. He doesn’t do that anymore. He intentionally decides to take up space. He might not think he’s important, and he definitely still isn’t his biggest fan, but he’s allowing himself to exist. To be with Jon. To be the Antichrists plus one. Jons boyfriend. To be Martin Blackwood. To be Not Lonely Anymore.

I know people have talked about this before but I feel like I haven’t fully talked about it in DEPTH enough. He’s so so different than he was in season 1. And I’m sure that’s one of the many reasons he says to Jon “it took years worth of trauma to even make us compatible” because-well even if he was in love with Jon since season 1, that doesn’t mean they were right together back then. Although, as we’ve discussed, no matter the universe they will always end up being right for each other. I hate them so much

[scrollonso]

"you aren't fernando dancing like a weirdo to funky music what are you talking abou-" uh this is literally me??

[littlecrittereli]

Krattnapped

So I've kinda been exploring a plot idea I have for a WK comic/fanfiction/AU??? (Not really sure what to call it) Except all the canonical villains aren't competent enough to actually pull it off so I made a villain OC... Anyways I guess you could consider this concept art as I think about it some more :]

[arsbones-kw]

These are actually the first frames of mini comic about Jon's biting i drew, but i'm an awful writer and right now it feels too cringey to post the whole thing. So yeah, right now it's only beautiful Martin and Jon the "shy potato in love"

[milkymooshi]

RIP Oswald Cobblepot from the hit DC Fox drama Gotham…you would’ve loved snatching products from Sephora 10 year olds 😔😔😔

[filthytheodeckerkinnie]

I’m so sorry

But I can’t imagine a single domestic argument jonmartin could ever have where Martin doesn’t win

[esther-dot]

Dany may not like the starks but all the starklings love the targaryen tales, they won’t just start hating her for no reason

I assume you’re reacting to this post and I don’t understand how you came away thinking I was blithely announcing they’ll hate her “for no reason”?

If Dany has a reason to hate the Starks (as you suggest) because of which side of the rebellion their father was on and what that meant for her own life, why don’t the Starks have that same right? If Jon thought this of Mance and the Free Folk:

What’s he gonna think about an invading force when there’s no wall between them? Led by a woman from the family his father (or the man he believed was his father) rebelled against? A woman with Dothraki who are known to rape and enslave? And she has dragons. I think there’s good reason to believe Jon will be wary from the start, and then things will transpire that make him see her as a threat to his family, to “everyone I ever loved,” and that will make her his enemy. Besides, Jon was willing to kill someone “he half admired and almost liked…” to protect the Starks, so even if he didn’t loathe Dany, that isn’t gonna save her. 🤷🏻‍♀️