#and i cried afterwards

[toxycodone]

OHHHHH…

au! where you’re eaten by the red dragon and Laios goes to save you and when you’re finally resurrected everyone is so relived and happy and blah blah

but that evening when everyone’s resting Laios has to fuck you to prove that you’re real. This is happening. All of this is finally over and he can feel you again.

At first it’s sweet—sickeningly so. He’s holding back tears of relief and has that steely expression as he’s kissing down your body. But it quickly evolves into him fucking you stupid into that creaky old mattress in the castle while his hands cover your mouth to muffle any noises that dare to slip out.

Laios is so relieved but so fucking ANGRY you let yourself be sacrificed for him. And it shows in the way he bruises your hips and shoves his fingers down your throat while you choke out apologies and tears roll down your cheeks. And even though it hurts you cum hard on his cock while he’s beating down on your cervix…

[inkskinned]

as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen

the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

So, I started watching Link Click...

[swedenis-h]

Honk shoo honk shoo

[iocaisaint]

@nerisweek Day 4: NSFW/ made by chrisfroot on Twitter, commissioned by me

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[dracomysthical]

glad to see epic the musical follows the theater tradition of act I being teehee good times and act 2 being. Well.

[miss-louisa-may]

when i see ride the cyclone live and spend the bows recovering from sobbing throughout the last 30 minutes only for them to fucking bring out a guitar and sing 'be safe, be good' like that isn't going to completely destroy me

[hal-o-ween]

Sweet Dreams <3

[lady-harrowhark]

went to the emergency dentist today after 5 days of excruciating pain and they couldn’t find anything wrong other than that there’s an obvious spot of irritation, so he said it looks like either something cut me there or there was a bone spur that worked its way out. i asked what to do for the pain and was told to call back next friday if it’s not better “since it’s just achy and [i] can push through”. when i asked how i was meant to sleep or eat in the meantime given that tylenol+ibuprofen+orajel+ice wasn’t helping, he didn’t have any suggestions other than “alternating” tylenol and ibuprofen (i.e., taking less medication than i have been).

so the takeaway here is that if you are a woman with a naturally bubbly and smiley disposition, doctors will ignore the words coming out of your mouth because you don’t “look like you’re in pain.”

[omgbeersforqueers]

the fact that my partner proposed to me on the 21st day of September under an umbrella during a thunderstorm and then the sky immediately cleared

[xrenyaa]

colored warm-up sketch

[conspicuous-clown-car]

okay that stupid ass drink wore off and idk how i managed to 1. draw and 2. post said drawings while like that

realized partway thru my loopyness that the reason i was actin so weird was mostly bc of the drugs, yes, but also because said drugs made me relax so much i fully unmasked and was havin a great time, autism for the win yet again. but because of that i am just now realizing how anxious and on edge i am even in my own home, yeesh.

sorry about earlier btw, but i think it was funny

[unohanadaydreams]

My abs are so fucking sore today, I need Retsu Unohana to smile at me with zero mercy reflected in her eyes while making me hold stretches that should be illegal.

[henrythepug]

i’m less than a minute in to watching The Reichenbach Fall and i’m already sobbing. great.

[an-icky-yucky-blog]

Omovember Day 3-4

In Public

💛

The dumbass chugged two pitchers of milk, and went straight into a match 💞

Find the prompt list here!

NSFT Commissions!

[ughgoaway]

i think she says it in reference to girly and matty a while into their relationship - maybe she makes a new friend and she's doing introductions like "oh yeah this is my mum and dad". because, really, they are! and maybe later matty's like "annie, do you realise what you said back there?", and she's like "mum and dad? yeah? wait, am i not allowed to say that?" looking at girly all panicked, bless her. i love annie i love this au and i love YOU ace!! <3

mads!!!!! yes I am beyond obsessed with this idea.

this is just the perfect way for it to happen, Annie wasn't overthinking it, and it wasn't a dramatic reveal it was just a casual thing! she didn't even think about it, you and matty raised her, so does that not make you guys mum and dad??

picturing her little face afterwards all stressed about if she's allowed to say it actually has my heart broken.

maybe she's out at the cinema with a friend, and you and matty come to pick her up. You wave at her, and they both come over. Annie doesn't even think before introducing you, "Oh maddie, this is my mum and dad! guys, this is maddie, " and you and matty are in shock, but still manage to politely wave and introduce yourselves.

you're walking to the car and matty grabs your hand before bringing it up, giving it a squeeze and nodding at you before he speaks- double checking he's okay to ask her about it.

"so Annie, do you realise what you said back there?" he brings it up casually to not put pressure on her, if it was a slip of the tongue you would all drop it and not bring it up again.

"What? calling you guys mum and dad?" she has her face scrunched in confusion for a few seconds, and then it switches to fear. wide eyes flicking between you and matty, and she bites her lip anxiously.

"am I not allowed to say that?"

you squeeze mattys hand so tight he's scared the circulation is going to get cut off. you try and casually say, "Of course you're allowed to say it!" But it comes out a stuttering mess because you can't quite process what's happening.

for once, matty is the most level-headed one and ushers Annie into a hug. both his and your arms go around her, and she settles in.

"of course you are love, just haven't heard you say it before, that's all." matty feels Annie nodding but she pulls her head back and makes clear eye contact with you before asking you directly.

"you sure you're okay with it? I didn't even think about it to be honest. you're just... mum? yknow?"

slightly misty eyed you respond, "more than okay with it"

(I love you!!!! and all your phenomenal contributions to this au <3333)