#and i dare you to explain them
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
Gosh I love having tumblr. I'm gonna list some crack ships I came up with while thinking about my first crack crossover fic which I haven't written much of yet.
Tell me your crackships cowards.
Bonnie from Bonnie's Bakery x Parsnip Bunner. One kills people for pastries. The others pastries kill people. I pictured masochism but that doesn't need to be there.
Jane (speaker for the dead series) x AIDAN (illuminae files) I love these books and their nontraditional living machine AIs, I wanna see Jane roll her eyes at AIDAN as he waxes poetic about death and her beauty.
Monika (doki doki) x chiaki (danganronpa) Two living game characters rescue each other from death, ironic since she's bad at dating games.
Tommie (T-gachi) x Chihiro (danganronpa) I just think they would treat each other right.
I have more but I'll save them for later.
#shine post#parsnip game#bonnies bakery#danganronpa 2#danganronpa#t-gochi#speaker for the dead#the illuminae files#ddlc monika#tell me your crackships#and i dare you to explain them
9 notes
·
View notes
Text
Tis but a flesh wound!
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#jin guangyao#lan xichen#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#JGY's little shawl waits for him at the front entrance. It's for him to wear in the cloud recesses because he gets cold easy.#Lan Xichen personally hand knit it for him. This is canon within this universe now.#JGY is failing his little chess game so bad in this scene. He walks up and cutely pouts at LXC to pwease help him in his schemes#And when LXC rightly points out the holes in his reasoning he gets his back up!#But *dude* how the hell are you going to explain how WWX has been doing all these crazy things when the guy was Passed Out.#LXC can even attest to it. Back to JGY holding the idiot ball here; why make a point to press about WWX staying at CR#And not take into account the fact the lan brothers have an incredibly tight bond?#Why was he even *attempting* to drive a wedge between them?#Honestly I know we love to call JGY a schemer but he was so sloppy at so many points. Everything post secret room reveal-#has been a messy scramble to cover up his past transgressions. He is struggling to keep things under control!#He currently is staying in the public favour solely on the quality of his melancholic wet eyes.#You dare accuse jin guangyao of murder? When he's so sopping wet? When he whimpers and whines without a little treat?#To bad he's shown his teeth! Sorry you aren't old enough for dentures and can't put those teeth right back in your mouth.
1K notes
·
View notes
Note
wait since sam is like a blob does he still eat? whats his fave food
The silly has a sweet tooth... they do love sugary stuff
#how dare you call them BLOB/silly#I don't blame you though... explaining what they are can be a little complicated-#tsp#tspud#drawing#doodles#tsp art#the stanley parable#tsp timekeeper#tsp tk#tsp narrator
72 notes
·
View notes
Text
“Fine, if I'm all those things you said, why are you here with me right now?”
SRAM S2, EP 2, CLIP 6: DEJT
#Skam#Sram#Skam Croatia#Nora Klarić Selem#Roko Marić#Nora x Roko#SkamRemakesEdit#Sramhr#SramEdit#Skamverse#Klamaric#Klamaric Edit#Sram s2#Sram 2.02#I know the quote I used in the caption was lost in the context their convo continued in this version#but I love it when it's used by William to ask: but why didn't you just tell her the truth?#because he doesn't know Noora has her reasons and to him it's like#she must be interested in me too!#AND THAT'S WHY THE WHOLE 'THEY EXPLAIN THEIR OWN POVS TO EACH OTHER' MEANS SO MUCH TO ME#sighs#I wish they had kept this here and I'm allowed to whine about it yeah#one thing I like here is when Roko looks at himself and asks 'what do you see?'#I think it sums up how Williams are curious to know what Nooras see in them#bc these girls finally noticed what others don't even care to try looking at#and even tho there's more to them than deep down and all… the girls dare to point out their flaws and with that they 'wake them up'#yada yada#god I love this story I truly do#Ana x Sram's yellow lights - the saga
79 notes
·
View notes
Text
Robin chose Steve. Robin made the conscious and deliberate decision that she could and would trust Steve. She already liked him! She had fun working and bantering with him! They were already on their way to being weird little bffs and the torture just expedited the process. Steve chose Robin just the same! He thinks she's fun and cool and likes her so much! He chose to be honest and open with her too, putting himself out there.
Even though their interests on the surface level don't match why wouldn't they share them? Steve clearly caves when Robin wants to watch a movie he doesn't think he'll like, Robin can watch a March madness game or five.
Stop trying to take away their bond oh my god people can be close to more than one person!!! Their best friend doesn't have to be dismissive or mean or whatever in order for a romance to be special to them!
#if i have to see another fic or whatever that makes it seem like robin doesnt give a shit about what steve likes and talkes about im going#to scream and maybe even rampage#its nice to sit down and have someone who knows explain who the players are and what the stakes for this particular game!!#just because yall seem to not think anyone can be nutral towards sports doesnt mean people aren't#literally why is it so hard to believe robin would like to hear steve talk as much as steve likes to hear her talk#i am so close to telling some steddie shippers to not look at steve or robin or their friendship because some of yall do Not get it.#its like you can see them go 'have to make sure eddie is the most perfect specialest boy for steve...well that means robin doesn't Get Him '#or 'robin ignores him/dismisses his interests/isnt told everything happening in his life' like okay dont ever touch them again thanks#robin is steves specialest sunshine cupcake goober girl. steve is robins bestest happy times sweet funnyman. dont u dare take that away.#omce again tsgs longer than the post but ah well.#stobin#platonic stobin#robin buckley#steve harrington#stranger things#finda's rambles#steve and robin#this is a scheduled post just to jazz things up i guess#but seriously some of yall need to STOP MESSIGN WITH STOBIN
955 notes
·
View notes
Text
good morning thinking about the way dream loves and how he describes his friendships in an almost romantic manner and how that is very special to me
i love how while he can make comparisons to "traditional dynamics", brother, father, etc. he also doesn't shy away from using descriptors that i think most would interpret as romantic.
i feel like most people would hear the phrases "more than a friend", "-you've been my partner ever since", "you have a place in my heart" and even dream consistently referring to sapnap and george as his "soulmates" would have someone assume it's about a significant other without context. dream using such romantic terms for his friendships is very special and almost inspirational to me in a way?
it just makes me think about how he views his own sexuality and even marriage, idk something about how it's not about the label or tradition or what is commonly accepted, but about the relationship itself, how you personally view it, and what it means to you is something that resonates a lot with me
+ <3



#dreamwastaken#up loving dream those tweets are so so special to me#dare i say that dreams descriptor of his friendships has done more for me and accepting and shaping my own queerness than#every other cc who shouts about how much they care about queer people and how theyre such a good person™️and fights imaginary queerbaiters#and talks about running people over with a bus because one person described their sexuality in a way they did not agree with .#ALSO pls. to the hardcore shippers#this isnt me saying dnf arent dating or me trying to “theyre obviously just friends” them 😭😭😭😭😭#asdkjsa idk how to explain this#like im talking about this specific instance where dreams emphasis is on how much his relationship with friends mean to him#like the intent was not necessarily to imply a traditionally romantic view DO YOU GET WHAT I MEAN#ive rewritten this part like 50 times man i hope u get what im trying to say 💔#also this is like early 2022 okay PLEASE#i truly have no thoughts about that like actually head empty
69 notes
·
View notes
Text
I’m obsessed with them already
#sram#sramhr#SKAM Croatia#dare I say most attractive noorhelm yet#nora klaric selem#roko maric#Nora x Roko#Now I must explain the song choice#first of all thinking bout you is my favourite song EVER#but I always thought that particular verse was no noorhelm coded#they’re technically not each other’s first times because they both have had experience#as far as I know sram will have that remain the same#unless they change it ?#but I always thought the concept of a first time extends beyond physical intimacy#rather - the first time you’re in love#so in that sense I see this as first *true* love#not infatuation#but pure genuine and deep love#a new feel!!#because it’s literally right out of their respective comfort zones#no cause let’s talk about how they have a mutual fear of love and vulnerability#for different though similar reasons (lack of familial love)#which results in them being quite reserved / introverted people#but their independence/self preservational personalities become a sort of security blanket#because they’re so used to moving through life depending on themselves#until they learn to open their hearts and let love in#and it’s diffcult and messy at times#but it’s worth it#god they really are so poetic when you sit and ponder on it
95 notes
·
View notes
Text
Original:

#It took me a few hours but I'm glad to finish it#All was necessary since#i really love this ship too much#like#holy shit there's too much to explain#they got something going on#Even if it's meant to be some kind of great friendship chemistry#i can't help but think of them as#the 🏳️🌈s#fight me!#i dare you!!#I will not be holding back#they just#augh!#cuteness and artist aggression#both real#it has been a while ever since I posted something with digital art so here#Here's some laughingstock#All of this was done on my phone#So it was not easy but still had to be done.#anyways#rambles#artists on tumblr#welcome home#digital art#laughingstock#barnaby b beagle#howdy pillar#barnaby x howdy#howdy x barnaby
61 notes
·
View notes
Note
In your professional educated psychology opinion. why is cherik Like That
i cannot give a Professional educated psychological opinion until at least may but as far as i can tell queer people cant be normal bout anything so thats why theyre like that
#snap chats#if i wanted to tbh i prob could do a Genuine Overview of Why Theyre Like That from a character study standpoint#not like the series aint givin me crumbs ...... obligatory 309 mention Do We Get Why Thats My Favorite Issue Now#its literally charles being his own therapist with erik as his mouthpiece. weird ass psychosexual episode like my god#this what i mean when i say queer people cant be normal cause whats that for...#idc if you explained it to me as erik being the embodiment of everything charles hates about himself#see now i wanna reread it but i left the issue at my moms !!!!!! im going back tomorrow for the weekend at least... i can read it then...#im still standing in astoundment...#and when charles said he became obsessive with finding other mutants after meeting erik#oh girl your break up was MESSY messy .... dare i say rebound era ...#charles you cant fill the void like that ......#anyway im gonna be sick now that im thinking of Iconic Cherik Things again i have made myself sick thinking of them#fym your feelings for erik was stronger than falling in love Kill Yourself PLEASE#ok ill stop. ill go now.#ask me this question again like four months idk im not a doctor and i never will be#should i go clinical just so i can pull a lorna and remind everyone of my phd every other day#very funny in theory but too expensive of a joke i fear and while i love a good joke My God.
17 notes
·
View notes
Text
Okay so like recently I've been seeing a lot of Vio & Blue dynamic across my dash and I really love it! I actually always loved the duo but I never got to see content for it until now 💜💙
Now I have to yap about it :]
Sibling core energy i just love it sm bcuz it lines up with my headcanon for their relationship. Like i love to think about their dynamic a lot but I've been planning TSoTT the entire time and school was killing me, but now I at least got a bit to yap.
So this is my hc for their relationship (PS yeah it will be used in my AU lmao):
Blue and Vio interacted really really barely in the manga. It was almost nothing. If they did interact, it was for a short amount of time and Blue would mostly if not always end up upset and yelling at Vio. Vio's betrayal and Blue's reaction to it played the biggest role in everything between them. Both of them are solo players. Though, Blue overtime accepted teamwork while it took quite a long time for Vio to do the same. Blue didn't push the other two (Green and Red) away and he worked with them, while Vio completely isolated himself to do everything on his own and risked a lot. Blue is actually the first one who called Vio a traitor and attacked him for his betrayal. He even wanted to fight him and by his reaction, he might've wanted to kill him like he was never his companion. He completely deleted him from his friend list. And then, in the end, it turns out that Blue was completely wrong and Vio was lying about everything the entire time. I wonder how did Blue feel about his actions when he realized that he acted to rudely towards Vio for trying to protect them and risk himself and save them and just do anything in his might to do it on his own so the rest isn't involved. Like he's probably feeling guilty that he didn't thank him for anything later and instead just bursted at him without knowing the background.
Blue's now doubting and questioning if Vio ever forgave him for how he acted towards him or is he still mad at him for not showing a hint of gratitude. He also kinda became afraid to talk to Vio in general bcuz he didn't know if Vio forgave him. But Vio is actually doing the same! Vio is doubting and questioning if he and the other two forgave him for his betrayal and how he made them feel. Basically, both of them are doubting if the other is upset at them or not.
With these doubts, i love to hc that these doubts and fears actually helped them grow a deeper bond than the rest. That, thanks to these issues between them, they overcame them and formed trust in each other that they don't have towards the other two. They formed the strongest bond.
This sibling dynamic lines up with the bond they formed overtime. I have a full on story on what happened and everything that helped them overcame the doubts and form the bond which, yeah, will be retold in my AU lmao.
I hc over this a lot but ill stop here since I think it doesn't make any sense... It's 4am maybe that's why lol
I just really love this duo but I was never seeing content for it until now so it makes me so happy 💜💙 Also I really love the shenanigans i saw ppl put them in it's just so silly XD
Now I can't wait to design them for my AU so I can draw them do shenanigans :] 💜💙
#Tumblr deleted my whole essay yap... How dare you... But here i am rewriting it cuz it means a lot to me...#Fresco's chatterbox#I just really really love this duo and now seeing content for it over my dash makes me so happy!#I think about it a lot bcuz they didn't really have a lot of dialogue for each other#And yeah this is all literally explaining their relationship in TSoTT lmao#Every hc becomes TSoTT content lol#Ugghhh now i really want to have their designs done so i can draw them do silly stuff#Vio & Blue dynamic also gives me nostalgia#That's probably why it means sm to me#And I didn't yap in a while so yippie :DDD#Vio & Blue#💜💙
8 notes
·
View notes
Text
some of the things my boss says are genuinely very interesting and educational and i've learned a lot from him over the years but the problem is i've been with him so long and from such a young age that now when he starts getting up a good head of steam my father monologue filter gets activated and i just tune him out automatically even if i would be really into the wisdom he's imparting if i were paying attention. the occupational hazards of working for the same guy since age 17 i guess.
#this filter was created in high school when my dad would spend the pre-dawn drive to school#explaining combustion engines to a half-asleep me. and i just let him say whatever while i got a little extra half-shut-eye#idk bc like. now i would probably find it interesting to be told how combustion engines work. but it was the wrong time#of my life and of the day#to be saying anything at all to me#i think i did pretty well in paying attention to my boss until the pandemic hit. with remote work it is so much easier to tune out#in meetings when someone is monologuing than if you're there in the flesh having to look like you're taking notes#that said i went through my meeting notes recently going back to 2011 and sooooo many of them were just me writing#stay awake [my name] don't you dare fall asleep right now#and various song lyrics#in morse code and ipa so no one would know that's what i was writing#really kicked myself for that when i had to go through and translate all that morse code in order to determine#whether i had written anything sensitive or embarrassing in there that merited the shredder or if i could just recycle it#i am not as good at morse code as i was when i was using it to encode song lyrics during work meetings on a regular basis. go figure#my posts#some of the stuff my boss says is ridiculous. but he's been a doctor and a scientist for a long time#and he has a lot of really interesting stuff to say about doctoring and sciencing
6 notes
·
View notes
Text
That magical moment when someone comes on to your post being weird and rude and then goes shocked pikachu face to complete melt down mode when you’re not exactly friendly back to them needs to be studied by scientists.
#why hello random stranger#why are you being rude and weird to me#I shall be slightly unfriendly towards you in equal response#them: how dare you be do RUDE TO MEeee?!#SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT RANDO#MY RIGHTS VANISHING BEFORE MINE VERY EYES#LO THE SLIGHTLY ABRASIVE RESPONSE HATH SLAIN ME#WHY SHOULD I STOP MY UNWANTED COMMENTARY#FOR I AM THE EXPLAINER OF WORLDS#AND MY WEIRDLY NASTY ATTITUDE IS MY GOD GIVEN GIFT TO MAN KIND#so anyway
20 notes
·
View notes
Text
i was trying to find some positivity in the Simms transcript and instead i just found something else to get mad abt:

“[the Nandor and Guillermo relationship is about] the experience of having a boss that [you] worship and adore and love. That’s what we’re exploring.”
…so this whole time they were writing Guillermo and Nandor’s relationship as a way to explore their own experiences of hero worshiping their bosses…
and that, somehow, is the greatest, most profound love story in all of modern television…
#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#nandermo#that’s his boss#good to know moving forward#at least it makes the ‘its his boss problematic’ bs make sense#its ~problematic~ because they see themselves in that relationship#it’s somehow sacred to them#idk whats worse: they cant be together because we don’t want to be problematic lameness#or they can’t be together because this show is about us#and how dare you suggest we ever wanted to fuck our bosses#it’s even more hilarious when it’s unpaid millennial like i hate to break it to u but younger generations don’t do this#this is such a gen-x scenario wow#like how do i explain this??? it’s only ‘problematic’ /to them/#/because they’ve made it so/#/to themselves/#i know of no one else watching nandor and guillermo like this#like it’s supposed to reflect how THEY (the average person) feel about their bosses
46 notes
·
View notes
Text
wow okay. tumblr wouldnt treat me like this
#medi.txt#chairman rose my sweet beloved faggot my favourite faggot of all time. chairman rose more like mankisser rose. how fucking dare you.#i don't know how to explain to them that i'm being wholeheartedly positive here.#minor context; a part of last tweet said 'this chair is a faggot' and i misread it
10 notes
·
View notes
Text
sometimes the hater agenda gets to me. and i need to reason myself away from it
#my brain is telling me to respond like the other person did and explain that no. it actually DOES convey her personaility.#-> -> hiding in tags#found someone complaining about a rhine design on pinterest and i know who it is and. sorry#i jjust think its really disrespectful. and mean. and weird. and funnily hypocritical#4dango's rhine design was absolutely stunning !!!!!!!!!#given we have no TRUE basis for her apperance. the fact they derived all of that from her teacup??? holy shit !!!!!#a million golden stars !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#rhine is a PURPOSEFULLY ambigious character.. saying a design doesn't correctly portray/convey her is.. very dense#and clearly implies they have only a surface level interpretation of her#4dango does a lovely job at showing elegance + the colour concept (dark under light !!!) + its purposefully encapsulates#the concept of appearance not equating to her morality and such#its UNIQUE#as much albedo based designs are lovely;; 4dango has a wholly unique design. and its very rhine (in my opinion) !#dare i say more than the person im assuming made that comment.#'As a Rhinedottir liker since 2.3 this design does not convey her personality AT ALL.'#WHY WOULD YOU. SAY THAT?????/ THATS SO MALICIOUS???#stop! being! mean! youre not cool youre just edgy and putting down people#your interpretation is not right if you think she's super duper only evil and needs to be portrayed that way. in the bin#crepe rants#-> somebody PLEASEEEE tell me im not insane . or convince me to do it#KIDDING ON THE LAST PART. partially#sorry the nyc public schoolkid in me is yellling for me to go insane over it and tell them to stop being an asshole
15 notes
·
View notes
Text
hamburg and fry from kid cosmic are so dating you cannot convince me otherwise. why on earth would they be hanging out together all the time and sharing a room at one point when every other ppl sharing rooms were either couple or family. only reason for them to be sharing a room together when they couldve gotten their own rooms is that they're dating
#don't you dare 'but they're just good friends' at me#I will bite#even the wiki lists them as each others workmate/parter#explain that#let me have this#kid cosmic#fryburg#kylmä rambles
22 notes
·
View notes