#and i refuse to look up on tumblr oh no satan you won't have me

[transmascrage]

TW for discussion of eating disorders and body shaming

Since I had this exchange with @krispykrememothnuts I thought I'd look more into this:

And yeah, the fashion industry has an issue with making clothes that fit short men and fat men.

This is something that affects transmascs and cis men.

The fashion industry isn't friendly to any fat person but I think it tends to be more lenient towards short women because it's more acceptable for them to be short.

Meanwhile, men should be tall according to the beauty standard.

We know that eating disorders are extremely common among cis men and transmascs (Cis men: Source 1, Source 2, Source 3. Trans men: Source 1, Source 2. Gay men: Source 1, Source 2, Source 3.)

And it doesn't help that all the representation in fashion that we get are tall dudes with abs that can (usually) only be achieved through dehydration, restricting diets and intensive work-outs. And that it's considered acceptable to make fun of people for their height, weight, hairline, face, as long as it's men.

And as I mentioned in the comment, not being able to find men's clothes that fit me I have to buy women's clothes that make me dysphoric and usually show my bra or binder straps, which immediately clocks me as not-a-man.

It's also important to note that a TERF talking point is that transmascs transition because of eating disorders. While it's possible that gender dysphoria and eating disorders have a link, it's not a cause-effect situation, i's more of a comorbid condition.

Looking into transmasc eating disorders could disprove this TERF theory but alas no one cares enough about transmascs to do a research only about our experience with eating disorders and trans people are usually treated as a homogenous group.

[lovetei]

Hiii! I’m that person that request the “them finding out that MC is married to Solomon” and i wanna add one more thing if u don’t mind! And i can’t stop thinking about it

So after married to Solomon for too long MC is able to chow down his cooking with ease. His cooking doesn’t make them passed out anymore, doesn’t send them in the past anymore, and it actually tastes good…?

They would be the saviour whenever Solomon brought his cooking to the HoL

Tumblr decided to fuck with me but I ain't no bitch so yeah, here's your long delayed request :')

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Their reaction to finding out MC is Solomon's spouse and they find his cooking edible

Warning: Shenanigans, grammar error, spelling error, no proofreading, Consists of three parts, readers gender is not mentioned

Versions: Demon brothers, Side Characters

Links: Masterlist

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SOLOMON'S SPOUSE...

LUCIFER who knows about his spouse but doesn't know who it is and whose faces turn sour whenever he would flirt with you because he seems to forget he has a spouse.

MAMMON who rolls his eyes whenever Solomon proudly mentions his spouse while having an arm around you and continues to tell him off saying he should be loyal.

LEVIATHAN that doesn't want to get close to him and doesn't want you close to him because he cheats on his spouse when the two of them are not together.

SATAN that tried consoling Solomon about how he treats you and if he remembers he has a spouse. Oh how his anger boiled when he said, they won't mind. They're used to it.

ASMODEUS who knows he flirts with Solomon and knows about his spouse but he can't help but feel dirty now and then knowing his spouse might be crying.

BEELZEBUB who refused to talk with Solomon and kept on telling you to keep your distance with Solomon and stay close to him because Solomon is shady.

BELPHEGOR who would pull you away without any warning and tell you that he's a married man, telling you that it would be better to stay close to him or else you'll commit sins.

SOLOMON'S SPOUSE?!

What the fuck do you mean you're actually his spouse?! Is all LUCIFER can think about after you declared to everyone that you two are actually, legally married.

MAMMON whose mouth hanged open as soon as he heard the news but immediately tried to assert dominance by saying he marked you up first and saying he's your first man.

A tear almost fucking dropped from the eyes of the LEVIATHAN as soon the news reached his ears. He would lock himself in his room for a few days out of pure shock.

SATAN swears to burn everything breathing if anything will even get close to him knowing how angry he is that his lover is actually married and he's the other man.

While everyone is furious, ASMODEUS couldn't get any happier knowing that two of his favorite humans are married, knowing that he can be the first demon in the relationship!

BEELZEBUB who lost his appetite through out the week because of pure sadness and shock. How come you couldn't tell them this important information MC?

BELPHEGOR who almost jumped out of his bed, a knife in his hand, ready to kill the sorcerer on sight as soon as he found out about the marriage papers with your and his signature in it.

SOLOMON'S SPOUSE!

Christ in a stick, that looks fucking horrendous is all LUCIFER could think as he looks at the food Solomon wants him to eat but luckily MC grabbed it out and ate it for him. He can't even think straight anymore after smelling that...

He fucked you up didn't he?! Is what MAMMON thought as soon as you ate his portion of Solomon's food, even saying how it can taste good as time passes by.

The way LEVIATHAN would sit beside you, whispering requests for you to eat it for him instead because you're the spouse! You're suppose to like his cooking right?

SATAN who said that the spouse should get more of the portion because the husband's hardworking should not be wasted to someone like him and proceeds to push his portion to you.

ASMODEUS who even spoon fed you his portion of Solomon's food saying that you'll need more energy to tend and care for two husband's now!

BEELZEBUB who got even more sad because how can you get used to eating this nuclear waste, another reason to add to his protest on why you should break up with him.

He doesn't care, BELPHEGOR will eat it for the sake of that hospital record he will soon add to the annulment protest with the reason of maltreatment and attempted murder.

[planettnibiruu]

obey me bros and side dateables with an mc that's 4'9 in height but knows how to do martial arts?

Hii! Idk much about martial arts so sorry if it's incorrect at all!

°•° Lucifer °•°

-His pride won't allow him to admit that you're strong

-His pride won't allow him to admit that you're strong

-This all changes when he sees you flip mammon over your shoulder and pin him down, rendering him immobile.

-He kinda just stands there like 🧍‍♂️, he dunno what to do with himself.

-he almost wants to apologise, but he's fucking Lucifer, so instead he'll buy you that one really nice thing you've been wanting.

°•° Mammon °•°

-he refuses to belive that you're actually a baddass, in his head small = week

-he boasts about how he's so much stronger and quicker and better, and you normally just let him.

-After all broke guys need to feel like they have a W sometimes

-This continues on until he starts talking shit about your belt/class/trophies

-then you flip that fucker

-he knows now to shut his dumbass up

°•° Levi °•°

-He won't shut up about how you're exactly like "very specific and basically a copy paste of you character" and you are basically the same

-sorry to say, but he makes you cosplay said character and do some training so he can squeal

-he is constantly pointing to the anime amd saying "can you do that?", "is that actually possible?", "what martial arts is that from?"

-he also asks you to spar him, he is the hells navy general after all

-Hell get super pissy if you come to hang out after freshly training

-"Get out!! You're going to make my plushie smell gross!! Leave!!"

-overall he's kinda annoying

°•° Satan °•°

-thinks you're very cool

-asks you to show moves super slow do he can watch your body

-will draw sketches/diagrams

-hell ask you alot about the less physical stuff, like breathing techniques and the theory behind it

-he doesn't let you do it in his room cuz books+kittens

-Will throw a fit if you scare one of his cats

-laughs so hard he almost pees when you knock mammon on his ass

°•° Asmo °•°

-you might wanna avoid training while he's near, he won't stop saying dirty stuff

- "oooo! Looking at your muscles is making me hot and bothered!" "Ugh, I wish you do that to me." "Woo!

-he is the best to go to when you're sore though

-he runs a hot ass bath, put super nice smelling salts and oils, and silky asf soap in it

-he will massage you, but he will also non stop compliment and be flirty about it

-insists that kissing the sore spots makes them better

-I'm sorry babe but it doesn't work like that

°•° Beel °•°

-hes so happy that there's another athletic person in the fam

-he want you to go running with him every morning

-the two of you spar together and he thinks you're so cool

-hell insist on you eating like him, you're sitting there on your 4th plate like, "I'm 4'9 where do you want the food to go?" And he's doesn't even know you talked cuz the waiter walked past

-he recommends you the best protein bars and shakes

-hell even make you a workout plan!

-overall a great training buddy 💯

°•° Belphie °•°

-he hates it

-how dare you train and take away from your nap time with him?

-it does reassure him though, he's glad you know how to defend yourself. Especially beacuse some demons have a small=weak mentality

-hell get so mad if you try to come near him all sweaty

-"get away, you're ruining my clothes."

-he WILL push you to, all mad n shit

-oh, if you try to fuck him up in lesson 16, he'll be really surprised and then just laugh. But he's also a strong ass demon so you will still 💀

a/n; some are a bit rushed, tumblr ate them