#and i was like ahhhhh... my blorbos ..... yes

[frogboyandzombieface]

u know that feeling where u've like had to function as a person in the real world doing dumb shit like work or school and then you just come back home and straight away you're like ... comfy bed... my funny little blorbos and shows ..... im home <3

[teaspoonnebula]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love ❤️

AHHHHH I will do my best!

The Butterfly Dream - Fullmetal Alchemist This is effectively the first fanfic I wrote (....as an adult, do we count things I wrote as a 13 year old Doctor Who fan?) and I still reread it fairly often because of how much I enjoy it. An attempt to combine various concepts I really like in both '03 and Brotherhood. And it's set in Xing, because I want more Xing.

After The World West Awry - Sherlock Holmes

I know lots and LOTS of people have done stories where Sherlock Holmes ends up in the 21st century through various ways and means, but I had thoughts about how I'd do it (namely that he's not going to be ok with being there without Watson), so I did.

If anyone ever sits me down and asks if I have a Sherlock Holmes related screenplay, I'd shove this at them.

Golden Visions, Are Ye Flown?

When writing my game The Beekeeper's Picnic I kept dropping hints in the text that Holmes' vision is fairly limited, mostly as a way to get around him not spotting things the player hasn't closely examined.

I ended up writing this to explore that, and get out some of my "Holmes and Watson end up in Sussex together" feels since the game won't be finished for a long time. So if you're getting fed up waiting for that game this is like the next best thing?

His Brother - Sherlock Holmes

It's about all about Mycroft, who is my blorbo.

Last but definitely lot least...

Watson is a Time Lord in collaboration with @jeremys-come-to-bed-eyes and @fruitviking (who made this cover!)

I feel like this epitomises what I love about fanfiction? Is the concept absolutely bananas? Yes. Is it ridiculously self-indulgant? Again, yes. Are we treating it deathly seriously? Mostly. Are we enjoying ourselves writing it? ABSOLUTELY!

I just think that we've squeezed this concept dry and then someone will come up with another idea and we ping off all over again.

(Although not going to lie, the fact that in the year 2023 I am writing something which at least meets the "Who" and the "lock" part of... y'know, makes me want to stare at a wall and have an existential crisis)

[spotsupstuff]

AHHHHH YOUR ANCIENTS THEY JUST-- *smacks ground in word difficulty* --THEY JUST MAKE SENSE!!!!!!!!

I've been studying the in-game graffiti a lot lately to try and create the most canon-accurate designs as I can (cause I'm a loser and have no creativity unless its like three in the morning) and even though I know you're not aiming for it your designs are literally the closest to "canon" ancient designs I've found. hybvendoifwensc I'm very normal about this

And now I honestly feel a bit bad because somehow all of my headcanons seem to be copying your headcanons and I feel like a jerk but your lore is SO GOOD I CAN'T HELP IT ARGH

OF COURSE ancients are some sort of evolved anemone creature. If you look closely their hair is CLEARLY NOT HAIR ITS LITERALLY TENTACLES

And that thing you just posted about the feeding tentacles?? YES. JUST. YES. one of the graffitis shows an ancient with little dots around its mouth/nose area and I had though they were some form of whiskers but little face tentacles are SO MUCH COOLER

I could seriously rant about your lore for hours it drives me crazy in the best way possible

also while I'm here I just want to say that. caper and sparrows. iubegibikuadukibjukd WHY do all of your characters make me feel so many THINGS AHHHHH

sorry for the rant please give all of your blorbos head pats from me

ah! -screenshots ur ask n put it into my emotional support channel- another one added to the collection......

but SERIOUSLY NOW THANK YOU SGDKLJLKSCMKSLDMKL would u believe me if i said i tried making them into platypi.. n then gave up on it n wanted to regress into "oh fuck it, they'll be lizards"..... like the initial designs for Sparrows are so aggressively mid tier

therefore i'd be very amiss if i didn't yell that tumblr user dragonpropaganda plays a Key role in all of this. thanks to 'em i also looked to the graffiti for inspiration!

and with this i mean to get to the conclusion that u dont gotta feel like a jerk!! true dat the ancients aren't all that clearly defined, but we Are still drawing/designing/thinking of the same species and looked to same inspirations. similar headcanons and such are bound to happen, nothin much to do bout that!

EITHER WAY I AM VERY HONORED TO GET THE "has probably the most canon conforming ancient designs tumblr user ardienothesieno has seen so far" JGKLSDCMSDLKMGKLKML YEAAAAH,,, I DON'T,, care for bein canon conforming but it's like getting bullseye in darts while you are blindfolded it's a Really funny n cool feeling

AND I'M GLAD THAT YOU ARE ENJOYING THE CHARACTERS AND DONT APOLOGIZE FOR RANTS!!! i adore reading this kind of analyzation stuff, i really enjoyed this one n i enjoy those that alter1214 wrote me!! i'm kinda slow with replyin to 'em cuz i usually just excitedly nod n stim along as i go thru it, but by gods rest be assured that you don't ever need to apologize for this gljsdlkcmsdkl

[saltyfilmmajor]

I feel like you’re one of the TC authorities on this site so forgive me in advance for the yellin in your DMs but:

How can a man simultaneously radiate pathetic energy and ‘wow he’s so fun (affectionate)’ energy?? John Anderton, Ray Ferrier, Ethan Hunt. It’s like do they get into difficult situations because of their freewheeling ways??? Yes but I still want to just. Wipe the kicked puppy look off their faces. Man Assigned Babygirl somewhere along the narrative way

John Anderton and Ray Ferrier are REALLY just going through it like it's actually really really sad, but i love both their characters so much and just ahhhhh. Tom just adds so much likability to characters that are basically different spectrum of Pathetic Men™

Because John is still struggling with his missing son and divorce, and using Future Drugs™ to cope. And I think that sort of grief is easy to connect to? Like I'm rooting for John because he struggles so much. And Similar to Ray Ferrier, (although I'm biased as a New Jersey Native) where he's trying his best? Is his best perfect? no. But he's trying to protect his kids and get along with them. ETHAN HUNT is MY BLORBO. MY pathetic Babygirl. I love him so much. I do think his characterization in fanon as someone who likes risk is a bit extreme, (But also he was free climbing a mountain while on vacation so). Ethan Hunt makes me so sad, like he just goes through so much tragic shit and yet he still gets up and does his thing?????? My Man Ethan someone tuck him into bed and give him a kiss on the forehead, he must be protected

[keezree]

I'd like to thank you a billion time bc thanks to you and another selfshipping mutual who are blasting cute art and content I've finally converted to self shipping and this brings me so much joy and comfort so THANK U

Have this lil drawing of u and Kiwi as a sign of eternal gratitude for showing me this cool free way to get serotonin

AHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD!

Thank you so much holy shit!!!!

This is so god damned adorable and I don't know what to say!

I'm happy you're selfshipping!!! Yes!!!

Serotonin is stored in the blorbo from your show! And now you get to KISS them!!!!!

Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!

Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go print this out twice and glue it to the inside of my eyeballs so I can look at it forever

[toboldlynerd]

helloooo ela 😊✨!! glad your week has settled down a bit, hopefully you have an enjoyable weekend ahead of you!

i loved reading about your spotify wrapped, i haven’t listened to most of those artists/songs, so i will have to give them a try! i just listened to runaway by AURORA and i loved the way the song kept building and building, it felt almost cinematic 🎥💫. do you have a fav song by AURORA that you’d recommend 👀?

ahhhhh, your tea box sounds so cool!! is it designed to keep the tea fresh/preserved while you’re traveling, or just as a means of storage?? i’m a coffee girl through and through 😌 (and hot chocolate too, aksjsjjj that’s how i survive the winter months, but it can be our secret 🫶)

the 9-1-1 gay firefighters are also my blorbos-in-law 😂, i have yet to succumb and watch it but sounds like it might be inevitable! it looks like there was just a new season? did you enjoy it??

i looked up the summary for graceling, it seems very compelling! i haven’t read any fantasy since i was much younger but i’ve had a few recommendations for it recently, and i remember absolutely loving getting lost in those worlds as a kid 🦄

also, btw, i adored the cute animal gifs 🥺🥰, sending love your way 💙❄️✨

Hi yes hello,

This brightened my day for sure, thank you 🧡

Oh, you've asked the million dollars question lmao AURORA was my favorite artist this year (unsurprisingly) and I do love all her work. So much. It's hard to recommend her songs so I will try my best with 3 good vibes songs, 3 heart-wrenching songs and 3 in between.

Positive

1) Queendom (the YouTube video is so good!?!)

2)

3) Exist For Love (because that music video came out way earlier than planned because “her fans needed something to be happy about” and it is just so damn beautiful)

In between

1)

2)

3)

Heart-wrenching, tears possible

Murder Song (5, 4, 3, 2, 1) (yes, that specific live video for ultimate tear potential. Also tw murder as a significant plot point of the lyrics lol)

Through The Eyes Of A Child (yeah, that version is stripped back. Yeah I cried the first 3 times listening)

Boy In The Grass (it's live, I can't listen to it often cause the raw emotions rattle me every time because of the event the lyrics are based on tw gun violence and child death if you research)

Hehehhe you activated my trap card called “asking about something im passionate about”! This was so hard my dude, it took half an hour and I nearly made the list longer again.

It's just a habit I took over from my mum I guess? It's one normal teabox that gets the designated job of traveling tea box (a little bit like the jeans of teen girl book fame lmao) and then I've also bought some small one that I can use if I don't have much space to work with. It's a certain comfort to know you've got your favorite tea with you at all times...the bigger one is for loose tea leaves and the smaller one for tea bags btw hihi

Omg omgggg, friend, the gay firefighters have taken over my shipping juices since February and won't give them back for nothing 😅 Not gonna lie, a big part of my enjoyment comes from the way it's more of an ensemble show and how they incorporated canon gay and lesbian couples in the main cast (yes, you heard right! POC lesbian main character firefighter!!!!! I am still crushing on her and her wife omfg) and those two blorbos with the most excellent little boy (Chris 🧡) made me read the trope friends to husbands (as in “24hrs marriage speedrun” lets get married - why not right now - alright then) with glee and acceptance of in-character choices that got them there. They are so idiotic sometimes but also so so intelligent 😂✌️

Do you have a favorite artist? Favorite ice cream? (mine is ben and Jerry's cookie dough lol) is there a favorite holiday sweet you always Es eat this time of year?

All the best and warm greetings from a little blanket burrito called Ela ✨🧡

[that-was-anticlimactic]

ayeeeee happy tourette’s awareness month !!!

tourette’s awareness month starts today (may 15th!) and goes to june 15th! i am going to be SO obnoxious about ts this month y’all have no idea! i have nine, tennish fics planned to post for various characters (starting today), imma be trying to spit out as many headcanons as possible, reblogging any and all ts fics and art for my blorbos that exist right now...

i know ts month isn’t really anything special, but having ts has definitely defined and shaped parts of my life and ts rep is something that is incredibly important to me as there is quite literally very little out there that doesn’t just portray ts as a haha funny joke or is accurate. there are so many misconceptions about ts out there partially due to those bad representations, general lack of knowledge, and ignorance. i found that most people don’t really know the difference between tics and stims because it’s not like it’s taught anywhere.

what i’m trying to say is that i’m excited and imma be so annoying and reblog so much and post so much on my insta story...

ahem yes, anyways.

posting my first blorbo with ts fic later today <3

if anyone is curious, these are the prompts that i made that i’m kind of using as inspiration for my ts fics:

compression gloves / pt tape / mobility aids

premonitory urge [my beloathed]

suppression

tic attack[s]

getting a new tic

back massages

hand holding

internalized ableism / ableism

they’re not like for certain days or anything... i just. am not great at inspiration and these are some things that i wanted to write about because i Can so i Will <3

anyways, i’m being super dramatic about this but i have been so excited about this and the ways that it will encourage me to write and being able to share my ts personal experience and knowledge for awhile now lol! i should prolly wrap up the section of a fic i was working on and then go to bed lol

love y’all, babes! thanks for letting me screech about. this lol

[vampiremansionpoolboy-moved]

It didn't take too long to realize Something has changed in the back of my mind Your eyes, there ain't nowhere left to hide behind

Time no longer flew like it was When the flash froze everything before Without you, I don't know if I could take this road

Chase you to the end of the world Just to say your name once more If I had only got it right before

Every minute that I dialed back in time Every single existence rewinds Something secretive hidden inside your mind

All the heartaches and the smiles never faded I know you'll be by my side when we make it Come back from the dive back in time

Dive, dive, dive, dive, dive, dive Dive back in time Dive, dive, dive, dive, dive, dive Dive back in time Dive, dive, dive, dive, dive, dive Dive back in time Dive, dive, dive, dive, dive, dive

Here's to all the mistakes I never made All the twists and turns I'm always late to My fate, if it ain't for your misguided taste

I'd turn out so ordinary Fabulously, unaddictively bore out my own brain Hey, out of my way

Every minute that I dialed back in time Every single existence rewinds Something secretive hidden inside your mind

All the heartaches and the smiles never faded I know you'll be by my side when we make it Come back from the dive back in time

Dive, dive, dive, dive, dive, dive Dive back in time Dive, dive, dive, dive, dive, dive Dive back in time Dive, dive, dive, dive, dive, dive Dive back in time Dive, dive, dive, dive, dive, dive

Well don't you feel sorry I'll love where I'm going now 'Cause I'm about to lose my 'Cause I'm about to lose my 'Cause I'm about to lose my mind

Every minute that I dialed back in time Every single existence rewinds Something secretive hidden inside your mind

All the heartaches and the smiles never faded (faded) I know you'll be by my side when we make it (make it) Come back from the dive (back from the dive) back in time

Dive back in time (dive back in time) Dive back in time (dive back in time) Dive back in time (dive back in)

it fucking slaps so hard i am screaming aksugufalgagfgagsafg

also episode 5 what in fucking cock and ball torture was that im just bawling my eyes out here bc. the mum. THE MUM D': and then mr cop comes in here and cheng xiaoshi looks like he just frucking sharted himself in the panties like what sjkgskjjds

anyways. suffering <3

also im watching ousama ranking atm and bojji and kage are pure and sweet as fuck

yeah. :) that's all.

SCREWTXH UR WATCHINF LINK CLICK

yes yes yes OMG the music is so fuckint good

ahhhh the mom :’) HDBDHRB NOT SHARTED HIS PANTIES

AHHHHH LINGS TANKING TOO FUCKINF I MEAN KINGS RANKING AHHA

boiji and kage are the picture perfect definition of looks like a cinnamon roll but will kill you

anyways hiiiii ilysm omg ur watching my shooowwsss !!!

anyways who r u blorbos from each show? from sdr it’s qiao ling for me like she’s my wife anyways and from kr it’s daida he’s my little beloved asshole little brother character <333 idk where u r in kr but ik he sucks in the beginning but pls his character development ough

[the-insomniac-emporium]

J Watches Arcane: Ep. 8, Random Thoughts/Play-By-Play

We're going to finish this fucking show today, and I am not going to survive. Thankfully, I am too stupid to stop moving when I die. Ain't fucking going anywhere. I am swearing because I am crying, get used to it

(0:00) LET'S GO, TIME TO CRY AGAIN

(1:43, "I will give you the world, child, if you prove you can take it") well, I think it's safe to say that Mel has proven that by now, at least present-day version of her. Also. did not expect Ambessa to sound like this, but then again, I am never accurate in my voice predictions, obvs. Wait, no, actually, Silco sounds exactly like I expected him to

(2:25, "kill her now, and only one must die") oh, yeah, sure, turn her into a fuckin martyr, why dontcha? blood gets blood either way, whether it's spilled or left to boil over. ain't no easy way about it.

(3:00) oh damn. this is, like, fucking Fisk in Daredevil vibes. I say that in the most positive manner possible. good shit, mate, good shit.

(4:33) are we doing that thing that ATLA did with Zuko? where we line up different sides of a character to represent different parts of them? because ouch

(6:19) OH NO. jayce thinks these firelights belong to the Firelights, doesn't he? fuck, mate, this is going downhill fast

(6:45) lmao. heheheh. when your ma walks in on you bringing your gf in through the window. heheheh. do y'all think this has happened before? pretty sure that this has happened before. cassandra does this to intimidate all of cait's gfs.

(9:10~, "please understand this is for your own sanity") okay but who is going to knock me out so that I don't have to watch my favorite blorbo suffer? nobody? no one's jumpin to volunteer for that shite? fuck. wish I had some alcohol

(11:17) Arcane @ me: a MILF for you, in these trying times? a MILF to soothe your pain? a MILF a day keeps the angst away, yeah? please ignore the fact that she is absolutely going to cause trouble

(11:41, "didn't come halfway across the continent to sample the local cuisine") oh my god, this is where y'all nicknamed that one fucker from? lmao that's perfect

(13:30) mmmmmmmhmmmk arehierjkl;;.uiijokl;,. g-g-ga-gaaayyyyy. gay gay gay gayersikdfghjl;diuohiguojkp. send tweet.

(15:50~) they really put in that derpy shot of Caitlyn to try and take away from the heartbreak and overall intense discomfort of this scene. and you know what? didn't fucking work

(20:31, Jayce looks away) same. I am a flustered baby.

(23:30) so glad that Cait's mum shows her some support, at least. they've got a tense relationship, for sure, but it's good to see that Cassandra cares about more than just politics

(24:14) ain't even dating and they're having a break-up scene in the rain oh my godddddddd. yes I am crying, tho.

(26:22) Oh, love... this kind of pain is addictive. I know it all too well. But it never helps for long.

(27:01) If you knew it was all going to go to shit, if you knew it would end like this... would you still try? Would you still love, and hope, and strive to ease the pain? Of course, because otherwise you wouldn't be you.

(29:10, "this so people notice you when you raise your hand in the boardroom?") Vi. Vi, hun. you have NO RIGHT to be this fucking funny

(29:58) if I was not already gay... this would make me gay. my god. fucking hell Vi.

(31:23) oh this some good shit. this some good, bioshock (2) shit.

(33:16) this is gonna be the part where he kills a kid, isn't it? they're gonna ruin my good vibes with child death, aren't they? I heard Jayce accidentally kills a kid. this is that. this is going to be that. yeah?... he scream. Jayce go "ahhhhh" and gets a little bit too into it. music is pumping loud, it's tense, we're soaring high. and then it crashes. it always crashes.

uh. did not think. that the kid. would also crash. into the ground. damn man, that second where you see it in the kid's eyes? that look sucks ass when you see anybody get it. but in a kid? shit. and the way it takes a few seconds for Jayce to process it? his blood is still pumping, he's breathing hard, and then his face just starts to shift.

(34:55~) a horrible joke to ease my pain: it's turtles kids all the way down

(35:12) when your gf breaks up with you in the rain and you cry, then the rain stops, except you're not done crying, so you go inside to cry in the shower while thinking about your gf-

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(36:10) -and then your gf's sister kidnaps you and makes you a snack