#and i was like uhhhhh sorry im. not good with faces

[lokh]

i just had a dream where i was assigned d*ke???????????

[taintedcigs]

… so 69ing with robin. you’re on top, she’s got her face buried in between your legs eating you like her life depends on it. and you’re trying so hard to make her feel good too but you keep stopping because you’re moaning too much. 😵‍💫

gotta blast 🏃🏼‍♀️💨

SHUT UPP PAND SHE’D BE SO MOCKING ABT IT UGHHDHSH IM SHUDDERING THINKING ABT IT.

18+ HEHEHEHE

“you gonna do some of the work, or are ya just gonna lay there, princess?” she hummed against your pussy, every movement making you moan more and more.

“jesus, baby, s’needy aren’t you?” she mocked with a grin, tongue giving kitten licks to your clit while her fingers curled inside of you, making you squirm more and more.

“‘m sorry, baby, it’s just—” you moaned when she continued her sensual motions against your clit. “y—you’re just t’good, robs,” you muttered, eyes squeezed shut, tone barely audible.

and robin really couldn’t say no to you when you had that tone with her. and she was sure she was in heaven when she saw your mouth falling open, crying out her name, there was no fucking way she could deny you of this.

“c’mon, relax and let me take care of you, honey, then you can return the favor, huh?” she dived in again, tongue flickering your sensitive spot, hand circling around your clit, overstimulating you in every way possible. making sure her princess got exactly what she deserved <3

uhhhhh yeah…. uhm…. i need her

[istherewifiinhell]

weee grabbing from joelle cause do love question time

a) three ships

shrugs good naturedly of its tf mode time

meg.ops. please see preemptiment texts on the matter rip each other apart gay styles and hold that man who is a gun

sound.rod (still a bad name sorry) that shit was crazy. like its funny ppl can say like ohh chaotic one serious one ship but im pointing at the guy with no face and serious affect and im pointing and saying. dramatic hater. little bitch (aff). pointing at the one who blasts fire at his friends and gets blasted with like x10 more fire. and im saying. preemiment diplomatic leader of his generation. and then they fist bump and play 80s jams and save the world its the most romantic shit ive every seen in my life

hmm. hmm. yeah okay im gotta say meg.star just to SAYYY. i dont think ppl get how funny this one is. no shut up with ur wah wah angst. this is fun for them. otherwise theyd leave. maybe probably. its like loony toons tom and jerry shit ship. bd.sm isnt fixing them cause what their doing is so much funnier.

HONOURABLE menchy to arm hot shot and his 50 war time homosocial bonds boyfriends. everyone who sees that guy is like. Oh i GOTTA have some weird thing with him. but his dipshit can do attutitude cockiness and true unbreakable friendship. hes irresitiable. guy is probably the highest ranking any tf every got to be (combined army commander) and they still wont make him shotimus prime. stupid.

b) first ever ship

this is one of those memory tricks id need to ask an older brother but they dont fucking know that. uhhhhh?? gigolas? or smth? probably some shit like that watching a movie and being like. damn. cool. first fics read was probably some clamp shit.

c) last song

[blasts the dsnine theme] NAHH uhhh what was the last song in knights tale. some queen shit prob? prob some queen shit?

d) last movie

SEE ABOVE

e) currently reading

justtttt finished light in gaza soooo? i have another book downloaded what is it. essays for free palestine. both from haymarket books.

f) currently watching

[ID: TF whirl, same as my icon, flat expression]. END

guess. (actuallly its. whatever comes after this one. NOT THE final one yet. soon.)

g) currently consuming

bo'uh'le uh wah-er (bottle of water. 1L metal bottle babyyyy)

h) currently craving

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. dinner and then bed?

tagging: whoever didnt get GOT yet. idk. doooo question time i love reading words.

[isatswap]

(full game isat spoiler (its technically act 3 but im not risking it))

Buddy Quest

TTOS version of Companion Quest (the mirabelle one)

(Isabeau is sitting here, looking at papers.)

Isabeau: Oh, h-hi, Loop! Do you need anything?

Loop: (Questions...)

"I actually forgot where everyone is..."

"Are you feeling fine?..."

"Nothing strange going on today?"

"So, which one will you pick?"

"Nah."

Isabeau: H-huh? What do you mean?...

(You point at his pile of papers.)

Isabeau: What- Isabeau: !!!!!!!!

(Isabeau suddenly seems flustered.)

Isabeau: UH Isabeau: UMMM

(Isabeau hides his face with his hands.)

Isabeau: gsfbdghkphowdoyouknoooooow.....

(!!!)

Loop: "Nononono sorry! I didn't mean to embarass you!" Loop: "You're choosing someone for something, right?" Loop: "And you seem very troubled by it, so i thought I could help!"

Isabeau: ... Isabeau: sigh...You're older, so you must know more about this. Isabeau: You can help, I think, if you want....

(Older than him? Why is that relevant?)

Loop: "Yeah, I will help."

Isabeau: Thanks! Um!

(Isabeau finally reveals his face again and fixes his glasses.)

Isabeau: This might take some t-time... So, um... You can come back later if youre busy...

Loop:

"Yeah, I have time."

"I'll come back in a moment..."

Isabeau: Ok! Good!!! Isabeau: So, ummm.... Sit down next to me?

(You sit down.)

(Isabeau is looking nervously at his knees.) (He looks worried... Maybe you should take the lead.)

Loop: "So, uh...what are these papers about?"

Isabeau: OH! Um.... Isabeau: ...Bonding proposals?....

(??? Bonding???) (Like, the one where you stay with someone forever???) (Is Isabeau looking for someone to bond with???????)

Isabeau: No waitwaitwait uhhhhh thatsnotwhatimeaaant

(You can see Isabeau struggling to not hide his face again.)

Isabeau: Sorry.... It's more like.... dating? Dating profiles! That's the name for it! I'm not bonding with anyone yet....

(Dating? Wow that's so cute of him you need to know more like right now.) (Although.... You would've never guessed, you didn't think he would be interested in that.)

Isabeau: Before the Scary Lady did the... uh.... thing.... I decided i wanted to try...dating! Yeah! Isabeau: And so I asked a dating company, and they gave me a bunch of papers with people I could meet and date and then the attack on the House happened--

(Isabeau inhales sharply. Poor sod forgot to breathe.)

Isabeau: So, um, I decided to do it now! Since we have some time! Isabeau: But...um... it only just today dawned on me that its like... about staying with someone forever... so I probably need help with this.... Isabeau: Also I... need to stop thinking about tomorrow. I'd rather be stressed about choosing a date than... that...

(Oh. Okay!)

(Dating was never your forte, but you would like to help Isa distract himself from tomorrow. He seems to be most worried about it.)

Loop: "Let's have a look, then!"

Isabeau: Yeah! I have some profiles right here!

(Isabeau takes out a MASSIVE folder from under his jacket.)

(Was he carrying that throughout all his journey???)

Isabeau: Okay! So! We should take turns! You can go first and tell me what you think!

(You take a random profile from the stack. Its a buff, strong looking man.)

(Is that someone Isa would like?....)

Loop:

"He looks cool?"

"Meh."

"We have one of those already, teehee~"

Isabeau: What? Who--

(Isabeau suddenly stops and gets a bit flushed.)

Isabeau: Awww, Loop! Don't say that so suddenly! Isabeau: But uh. Yeah. I dont know if i want to date them...

(Not his type, then. Probably.)

Loop: "Got anyone more feminine looking?"

(Isabeau looks through the stack and takes out a file.)

Isabeau: Like her?

(The file depicts a gentle looking lady.)

Loop:

"Looks pretty?"

"(Shrug)"

"Looks like if Mira wasn't buff...."

Isabeau: Yeah, you're right, I guess.... don't know still, though....

(Another indecisive answer. You probably need to be more specific.)

Loop: "What kind of people are you into, anyway?"

Isabeau: Oh....um....I don't....think i have one? I just like people. Different kinds of people. Yeah. Isabeau: That doesn't help, does it?

(You nod.)

Isabeau: ...What kind of people do you like, Loop?

(Oh, that may help! Maybe he'll agree with you on some types and that's how you find out what he likes?)

(....Alas, nothing comes to mind. You've never actually considered dating.)

Isabeau: Oh, you're struggling too?.... Isabeau: sigh.... Isabeau: OK, Loop. I'm going to confess. Isabeau: I actually like quite a few people from the profiles I've seen, but... I'm just.... too overwhelmed by this. Isabeau: Dating...and then bonding... it's just scary to me!

(Well, that explains some things. But then...)

Loop: "If it scares you so much.... why are you doing it?"

Isabeau: Well....

Isabeau: I really, really believe in Change. Isabeau: And the belief requires Change! With a capital C! Always bettering yourself, becoming different in the process! Isabeau: A-and one of the things to help you change is doing something that you've never done before! That's part of the reason Houses offer so many classes, actually... Isabeau: And you know I really wanted to change, so I tried new things! They were often fun and fulfilling...but... Isabeau: You can't just have easy fun most of the time! You need to challenge yourself! To step out of the comfort zone, you know!

(Out of the comfort zone, huh....)

Loop: "And that's why you're trying out dating?"

Isabeau: Yeah... That's why I picked it! It's scary and unknown to me! Isabeau: And also romantic love is one of the best ways to attain Change! Because it brings you so much new experiences! And... Isabeau: And I have to do it to be a Housemaiden, right? I need to find someone to love, and then bond with them, and.... Isabeau: And sleep with them.... and... do stuff.....and...have children....

Loop: "What about that makes you scared?"

Isabeau: The fact that I don't know what kind of person I would want to be with! And such permanent change is scary! And what if they don't like me! Do I even like myself! I don't know! But I feel like a fraud for not wanting to do it like all others.... Isabeau: And I feel bad that I can't just be happy with change like this....

(Wow.)

(That's not easy to digest.)

(But what if...)

Loop: "Do you even have to change?..."

Isabeau: OF COURSE I DO, LOOP!!! Isabeau: And not only have, I need to! And I want to! Isabeau: I want to change myself! To be stronger, to be braver, to be less anxious, to be that person that anyone can rely upon! Isabeau: I want to be a good Housemaiden, too! I like helping people, I like learning new things, I like bettering myself.... But.... Isabeau: This means I have to date someone..... And it not like I wouldn't like it's just...... Isabeau: It feels like if I just forced myself it would help me. Help me change. Help me stop being..... this. Isabeau: Stop being so weak and indecisive and anxious and nerdy and.... and.... Isabeau: ....and I still can't do it! Even if I really want to Change myself, to become someone different, someone I would like to know, someone I would like to be.... I can't. Crabbing. Do this part. Isabeau: ....

(....)

(Huh! You never knew Isabeau felt like this about himself.)

(You knew he was an avid follower of Change, but.....)

(...)

Loop: "Well, I don't know about this dating thing...."

Loop: "But! I think you are already brave."

Isabeau: ....?

Loop: "You went on this whole quest, not knowing if you would succeed, persevering through all the challenges you faced, despite the fact that your adversary has, like, almost otherworldly power." Loop: "Just to save your country." Loop: "That is bravery."

Isabeau: .....

Loop: "And because of it...." Loop: "I don't doubt that you can Change to be the person you want to be."

Isabeau: .... Isabeau: You.... You are right! I can do it! I don't know why, but after you said it, it became much easier for me to think it as well! Isabeau: Heh, I really did need a fresh pair of eyes.... I-I mean, one eye, I guess? Sorry....

(You laugh a bit.)

(You know he didn't mean anything bad by this.)

(He would never.)

Isabeau: Hehehe! Isabeau: ..But, I'm.... I'm still afraid a bit..... Isabeau: What if I'll never be able to date? What if I'll never be able to change in that way? What if--

Loop: "Isa."

Isabeau: ...?

Loop: "Maybe you need to slow down?"

Isabeau: Huh....? What do you mean?

Loop: "This thing with dating it just.... Sounds like you are trying to do too much." Loop: "I'm not a Housemaiden myself as you would know, but...." Loop: "There must be other ways to change in a meaningful way without having to push yourself this hard, right?"

Isabeau: ... Isabeau: ...Again, I don't know why, but after you've said it out loud it made me realise. Isabeau: I am doing too much! I don't really need to do this right this moment! Isabeau: I thought I needed to date to change myself to be someone I liked... Isabeau: But it's actually the reverse! I need to become someone I like to find out who I would want to date! Isabeau: Kinda put the cart before the horse here, haha....

Loop: "Yeah, you really need to..." Loop: "....hold your horses."

Isabeau: Yeah!!!!!!

(Isabeau lets out a hearty laugh.)

Isabeau: Haha... Isabeau: ...Are you Changed yourself, perchance?...

(....Oh.)

(....)

(You think about your starry skin.)

(....You don't remember.)

Loop: "No, teehee~"

Isabeau: Oh, nevermind. I just thought you might have went through something like this. Isabeau: In any case.... Isabeau: Thank you, Loop! Thank you so much for talking to me today! Isabeau: ....I need to think about this. And also about where should I put all these papers, hahah. You can go do your things, now.

(Isabeau smiles brightly at you.)

(You smile back with your eyes and go.)

[nellieofthevalley]

Uhhhhh List of actors I see as certain killer frequency characters. Not all of them because I only have a couple face claims

I dont know a lot of actors because most times I just enjoy the movies instead of paying attention to a lot of the names behind them, which may be an issue but Unless im really into something I typically just enjoy it and move on.

I also know some of these people are kind of obscure, I watch a lot of Random movies and shows and sort of just picked up characters that immediately made me think of killer frequency characters.

Marie Campbell- Jodhi May, I feel like she could perfectly portray maries sort of character well especially after her performance as Queen calanthe! Shes really good at showing off female rage and I think that she would really shine if she put herself “under the mask” hehe.

Sandra Sharpe - Cara Buono, Im sorry Ive always seen Sandra as looking kind of like Mikes mom in stranger things. It just works for her so well that I cant help it.

Henry Barrow - Finn wolfhard. I really hate giving this kid anyone conventionally attractive but I honestly think that it could work for him- so I wanted to settle for someone relatively younger. I almost chose James Russell because of his performance in “the boy” but I think he looks a little too old for Henry.

Carrie - Young Winona Ryder. I say young winona ryder simply because the second I heard Carrie speak for the first time my first thought went to ‘Veronica Sawyer’ from heathers. I feel like after her performance as Veronica she could make a really good Carrie. I could also see Tessa Thompson making a PERFECT Carrie after Her performance in annihilation.

Peggy Weaver - this one was really hard, Peggy I personally cant see as white, But Mariecampbellenjoyer pointed out as well that her canon design looks a lot like Ellen Ripley from alien. Now I cannot unsee her as young Sigourney Weaver, But if I were to choose someone else I think America Ferrera, she has peggys face and I think could really pull off her positive attitude!

Teddy Gallows JR II- Toby Regbo, That man can play a woman hater so well and I saw it in the last kingdom. He also has a good face for teddy, and with a new haircut I honestly think that it could work pretty well. Honestly the guy is just so good at playing male characters that are JERKS to women.

Forrest Nash - Would yall be mad if I said David Harbour? I feel like He usually plays big tough chatacters but I would honestly adore seeing him as forrest. I think that he just fits the role of forrest really really well.

[runin-reads]

trans masc anon here sorry again for spamming you but i had this really funny thought about the teen pregnancy au and i was like huh i wonder when james went into labour? and then i thought what if it was at the funniest possible time ever because of course james has to have the funniest timing for that kind of thing. so the first thought i had was what if james and sirius were literally about to have sex like theyre all cuddled up in the Mood and everything snogging so in the Zone LITERALLY ABOUT TO FUCK and then suddenly theres this HUGE gush of water and they both look down and bc of the way they were arranged when james water broke it broke all down the front of sirius' trousers and they just blink at each other and james is like '....i think im in labour?' and so sirius springs up like holy shit im going to be a father okay okay - and then when he gets monty and effie there to help with the birth and everything and effie just looks down at sirius' trousers pityingly (have a massive stain all down one trouser leg) like 'Please Change Your Trousers, Dear'.

another hc i had was what if even though james is literally. NINE MONTHS PREGNANT. READY TO POP AT ANY MOMENT. he .... CANNOT be stopped from Doing Things like he HATEEES being coddled and he hates just sitting around bc hes got so much restless energy so hes doing stuff RIGHT UP until harry is born which gives sirius and everyone else like. HEART ATTACKS. but when james is determined no one can stop him. so one day hes like :3 sirius do you want to go to diagon alley with me? i want to get some baby clothes :333 and sirius is like Uhhhhh,,,, (is looking at james who is literally 9 months pregnant, overdue by 2 weeks, can't get up the stairs by himself but pretends its not true, gets tired from standing after 2 minutes but pretends its not true and has to pee every 15 minutes). Do You... Think That's a Good Idea James? and james glares whilst. SOMEHOW smiling threateningly like 'sorry what was that? you weren't babying me there were you? im sure i misheard you right? you werent doing that right? :)' and sirius is like ....No. and james is like Great! so are you coming with me? ... :) or should i go by myself???? which i Can do, by the way! :) and sirius says very quickly no its okay! ill go with you! cue one very silly car ride because they cant apparate obviously where sirius is gripping the steering wheel for dear life while james chatters like nothings wrong EVEN THOUGH EVERYTHINGS WRONG EVERYTHING IS LITERALLY WRONG RN??? anyway so they make it to diagon alley and james?? waddles??? around looking into the shops like Hmm yes very interesting and sirius is just trailing behind him barely staving off a panic attack and its only when they get to the baby clothes shop and james holds up a onesie aggressively like 'dont you think this is cute?' in the tone of 'say this is cute, right NOW' and sirius nods warily that james suddenly makes a face and theres a HUGE stream of water coming out of him in the MIDDLE OF THIS SHOP??!?! LIKE HIS WATER BROKE??? and the shopkeepers too stunned to even like??????? comprehend what is happening rn??? and in this scenario bc i think it would be funny james would be a massive asshole right off the bat like hes making a fuss for No Reason like his water breaks and he just. yells. IM IN LABOUR???? and sirius is like Holy Shit um okay i guess we have to get you back in the car????!?!!! and so that day one very pregnant james potter can be seen screaming his head off through diagon alley whilst sirius black clutches his arm. hilariously because the universe somehow also does this. WALBURGA AND ORION HAPPEN TO BE IN DIAGON ALLEY THAT DAY!??!?!?? like if its not already bad enough for them that the heir of the house of black ran away and they had to disown him and then he knocked up a POTTER now potter is GOING INTO LABOUR IN PUBLIC?????? literally she almost dies on the spot. she strides up to james and sirius whilst james is leaning against a wall panting and taking a break and starts to say 'this is absolutely DISGRACEFUL, totally SHAMEFUL -' but before walburga can actually start ranting james just looks over at with a glare so powerful and so cold that even SHE falters a little and says 'excuse me. but me and my HUSBAND are going to go have a gorgeous baby. not that that has anything to do with you??? come on sirius' and sirius is. SO stunned. and proud. and thankful and um. honestly a little turned on but hes desperately trying to rein that in (is it morally wrong to want to bone your husband when hes in labour? thoughts for another day) anyway this is all to say sirius drives james back home with james shouting at him from the back YOU DID THIS TO ME!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!! and other incoherent noises of extreme pain

LMAOOO this is peak drama and I’m living for it. I think you nailed their characterisation as well: James being a tiny bit oblivious towards the implications of his actions, Sirius keeping an eye on him at all times; James doing whatever he pleases and Sirius just going along with it. Going into labour in a public place is such a James thing to do. He loooves showing off and being the centre of attention so even during literal labour I doubt he would be too bothered by the staring and so on. The Walburga and Orion cameo is hilarious I think James would react exactly like you said. He’s shown having a strong sense of morality: in SWM he refuses to say the word mud blood, and he did save Snape albeit for undetermined reasons. He would just have to get the last word in with his husband’s shitty parents.

During labour as well I imagine he just starts screaming insults at Sirius like it’s going out of style. He’d say stuff like “I should’ve never let you cum inside fuck you and your pretty boy looks” and Sirius is like. Holding back his laughter and he kinda hates himself for it because his husbands going into labour, he needs to be serious! But James just keeps saying the most ridiculous things and he has to excuse himself for a second before he starts howling in laughter. I also think Sirius is the type to talk James through it if he was allowed in the room while James is giving birth. He would brush the hair away from his face and say “cmon, darling, almost there now. I can see the head coming through.”

[pesterloglog]

Gamzee Makara, Dave Strider

Act 5, page 4027-4031

terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG]

TC: it's all your fault.

TG: ?

TC: IT'S ALL YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN FAULT.

TC: honk.

TG: ok

TC: YOU ALL CRACKED OFF THE TOP OF THE BOTTLE TO THOSE FUCKIN CLOWN IMPOSTORS.

TC: that all were spraying out the flagrant motherfuckin heresies at me.

TC: THE FLAGRANT MOTHER FUCKING HERESIES MOTHER FUCKER.

TC: is what came out from their mouths, it made me get my sadness on to see it.

TC: AND MY RAGE ON FUCKING HARDER.

TG: im sorry

TC: all my life i believed at a fuckin paradise to come what held the most baller, darkest of carnivals to join.

TC: AND A PROPHECY

TC: to tell all about a band of rowdy and capricious minstrels steeped in the good harshwhimsy.

TC: THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS WERE FORETOLD TO BE CRASHING THAT FUCKING PIE STAND AND BRING THE HOLY RUCKUS.

TC: like a giddy fuckin ninja one wheeling head long at the hugest fuckin horn heap shangri la's got to see.

TC: I'M TALKING ABOUT THE VAST HONK, YOU BLASPHEMOUS MOTHERFUCKER.

TC: what i believed in it to be was so beautiful, us and them all mellowing in tents, bumpin sounds, tossing back the faygo and soaking the miracles up our faith sponges, while the special stardust rained down at our elixir sticky faces, like a bunch a fuckin fairy powder from religion space.

TC: IT WAS GOING TO BE US AND MOTHER FUCKING THEM.

TC: them and mother fuckin us. :o(

TG: this is like

TG: some trolling schtick right

TG: this icp shit

TC: BUT NOW.

TC: because of you.

TC: BECAUSE OF ALL YOU AND YOUR FUCKING OUTRAGEOUSNESS.

TC: you stole up all my miracles away by revealing at me how the wicked shit was really kicked.

TC: LIKE SOME FILTHY FUCKING SCIENSTIFF WHO AT OLD TIMES WOULD BE RULED UNFUNNY WITHOUT EVEN GETTING HIS FUCKING TRIAL ON.

TC: and now i don't know what to think about the spiritual fantasies i had.

TC: HONK )o:

TG: hahaha

TG: best troll ever

TG: i dont even care if you're really into this stuff or not its awesome

TC: uhhhhh, what stuff?

TG: like

TG: horrorcore

TG: lame clown rap and stuff

TC: >:o?

TG: dude are you an actual juggalo or not

TC: bro, that word you used isn't nothing real i've heard of.

TC: IT STRIKES AT ME AS ANOTHER HERETICAL FUCKING BASTARDIZATION OF SOME SACRED SHIT I TAKE SERIOUSLY IN MY PUMP BISCUIT.

TC: i mean i guess, took seriously.

TG: hahahahaha

TG: do you really not know what im talking about

TC: I HAVE THE IDEA THAT YOU PUT IN MY PAN TO SIT THERE.

TC: that the paradise planet

TC: IS A FUCKING JOKE.

TC: and the miracles

TC: ARE FAKE.

TC: pure fiction.

TC: FALSE FAKEY FRAUDY CON JOBS FROM A BUNCH OF UNFUNNY NINJA HARLEQUIN BULLSHIT ARTISTS.

TG: ahaha

TG: i cant even tell if youre trying to troll me with this or if you actually are having some weird emotional problem

TC: can't it be motherfuckin

TC: BOTH THINGS.

TG: ok im telling you

TG: you need to watch this video

TG: the song isnt even supposed to be released for another year or something

TG: but i got it from an inside source

TG: this is as hot as it gets

TG: hang on lemme dig it up

TC: no.

TC: MOTHER FUCK NO, BRO.

TC: i'm not looking on any more of your blasphmemes.

TC: I REALLY JUST CAME BACK ON YOU TO MOTHER FUCKING SAY.

TC: that while that sickening noise you did at me is your fault

TC: THERE'S SOMETHING I DID AT YOU WHAT'S MINE.

TC: i did something that's motherfucking atrocious to your posse.

TC: MADE YOUR WHOLE CREW OF JOKERS GET TO BEING KINDA MENTALLY MOTHER FUCKIN

TC: unstable.

TC: IN FUCKING FACT

TC: that atrocious business i got to doing

TC: I DID THAT SHIT TO YOUR WHOLE UNIVERSE AS A MATTER OF MOTHER FUCKING FACT.

TC: you see

TC: YOU MOTHER FUCKIN SEE

TC: i finally got all caught up in what's true behind the sweet murdermirth of the bitchin bloodcircus.

TC: I REACHED DEEP DOWN AND GOT AT WHERE ALL THE REAL HARSHWHIMSIES WERE HIDING INSIDE ME.

TC: in the angriest ways i found up my dark ancestral chucklevoodoos within.

TC: AND THEN

TC: i focused on them through the rage you made me have

TC: AND I WENT AND MADE YOUR UNIVERSE...

TC: terminal. Bo)

TG: none of that really meant anything but ok

TG: also you have me confused for somebody else we never talked

TG: i guarantee i would have remembered you

TC: ALL THAT MOTHER FUCKIN MATTERS IS I REMEMBER YOU AND WHAT YOU DID.

TC: i'm just all letting you in on the ways i set the high justice in motion.

TC: MADE US MOTHERFUCKING SQUARE, YOU AND ME.

TC: me and you.

TG: thats cool juggalo guy who i still cant quite tell is ironic about this or not

TG: but like i said either way its all good

TC: HAHAHAHAHA, YOU DON'T MOTHER FUCKING BELIEVE.

TC: you need to get more spirituality into your superstition ghost.

TC: LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING FAITHCHUMP THAT WHAT I WAS.

TC: as if i'd forget to do my chucklevoodoos to you too.

TC: TO FUCK UP YOUR DREAMS.

TC: make your worst fears come alive and get up on their haunts in your naphappy pan.

TG: what

TG: what fears

TC: YOU MOTHER FUCKING KNOW, BROTHER.

TC: its the fuckin puppet.

TC: THE ONE THAT'S ALL GOT TO BE MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND I GOT NOW.

TC: now that my other buddy managed to be having his head chopped off. :oC

TG: oh god

TG: did my bro put you up to this

TG: i should have guessed he might have a hand in some of these shitty trolling escapades

TC: YOUR BRO'S DEAD BRO.

TC: couldn't keep my new friend captive no more.

TC: RELEASED YOUR NIGHTMARES RIGHT INTO MY WARM FUCKING EMBRACE.

TC: and now i listen at what they whisper through my hear ducts.

TG: hahaha jesus

TG: you are fucking insane

TC: I'M ALL HEARING THESE AMAZING MOTHERFUCKIN THINGS.

TC: i think he'll help me refigure out what's the real reality about the miracles.

TC: HE'LL HELP ME TO MOTHER FUCKIN DISCOVER THE TRUTH OF WHO THE MESSIAHS ARE.

TC: the real messiahs, not the false mess a lies, hahahahaha.

TC: HONK.

TG: so

TG: my bros idiotic ventriloquist dummy is responsible for this schizophrenic bullshit

TG: is that what youre saying

TC: motherfuuuuuck yes, bro.

TG: what else does he say

TC: HE SAYS

TC: all in this funny little voice

TC: THAT IS SO

TC: very

TC: VERY

TC: very

TC: VERY

TC: quiet

TC: THAT

TC: it's time

TC: TO GO

TC: mother

TC: FUCKING

TC: kill

TC: THEM

TC: all.

TG: welp

TG: that sounds about right

TG: better do what he says dude

TC: YEAH.

TC: hahaha, here was i to come at you with all these unruly upbraids i got pent up.

TC: WHEN YOU KNOW MOTHERFUCKIN WHAT?

TC: i should be gettin grateful to you for sharing at me your way ridic heresies, brother.

TC: THE ROAD TO THE DARK CARNIVAL HAS NEVER BEFORE BEEN PAVED WITH LOUDER HONK HORNS TO TREAD UPON.

TC: and scare the living motherfuck out of the lowblood faithless with each step. ;o)

TG: hahahahahahahaha

TG: you are either literally an insane psychopathic murderer or some kind of trolling savant

TG: time to block you now but lets do this again ok

TC: YOU FUCKIN KNOW IT, BRO.

TC: i like you.

TC: WOULDN'T MIND TAKING THAT PALE MARSHMALLOW YOU GOT AS A NUGBONE OFF YOUR SHOULDERS.

TC: for this collection i got started on.

TC: ADD A LITTLE STRAWBERRY JAM TO THIS PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH I'M MAKING BETWEEN MY MOTHER FUCKING LIPS.

TG: holy shit

TC: hey, before you go

TC: HOW ABOUT THAT WE

TC: slam a little. ;oD

TG: uh

They both then proceeded to have one of the best rap-offs in the history of paradox space.

[mymansdanny3]

CHAMPIONS

daniel riccardo x driver!reader

|CHAPTER ONE|

“lara

the first arab female driver in history of formula 1,how does it feel to be starting your first season?”

“oh my god i’m so extremely excited this is my dream come true and i’ve worked so hard and i’m finally here so ya”

“we’ll uh thank you for your time miss lara”

“the pleasure is all mine”

lara got out of her seat and walked back to her new alphine pr team

“lara we have a group interview with all the grid in about 10 mins”

“okay cool one sec”

she said as she picked up the phone to call her best friend,linda.linda’s been there since lara first started karting at the very late age of 14.

“brooo hiii how did it goo” said linda the moment she picked up

“i didn’t even do it yet” said lara with a slight laugh

“oh you got my hopes up,thought you’d call me with good news”

“bro i’m just shit nervous”

“don’t be your the most strong willed one on the grid so you’ll be okay”

“thanks bro,oh shit okay i gotta go but i’ll call you after, byeeeeeee”

“yes okay byeeeeee”

they closed and lara rushed back to the team so they could get there in time

the moment she walked in all eyes were on her,she felt so worried but knew that she had to keep her head up.

she was placed to sit in between leclerc and ricciardo,she had been a big fan of daniel ever since she was a teen.

“hi i’m daniel” “and i’m charles”

“hii ya i know who you guys are” she felt her cheeks flush, “i’m lara”

“where are u from lara” says the older one with a smile

“egypt”

“oh wow that’s really cool” said charles

“ya thank you” she said

“guys let’s start ya?” said the interviewer

“so welcome back to the 2022 session”

“we have a few new faces on the paddock but the one that stands out the most is miss lara,hi welcome to your first f1 session how are u feeling?”she said with a bright smile

“hi hi hi um im so excited to be here and i’m so ready to crush everyone”she said with the biggest smile”sorry y’all but uh anyways ya i’m so excited and truly am so grateful for this chance to be here with the big dogs”

“so lara your not only the first female f1 racer but also first arab f1 racer how do you feel about that?”

“i ofc feel like so like omg i can’t even explain it”she said as she smiled even more “i feel like one i accomplished something no one before me could and two i’m so happy that someone finally did so it opens doors to the others like me to accomplish this dream”

“we’ll the rest of the drivers how do you feel about a female being on the grid this session?”

vettel the first to speak says “i’m so happy for her and truly feel like this is a great opportunity to all other females to keep on trying” he said as he looked at her with an approving grin

next came lewis “i feel like it should’ve happened sooner, but as they say sooner better than later”he said with a smile

esteban says shortly after “i’m so very excited to have her as a team mate she is a huge talent in the sport and i’m excited to see what comes from our friendship” he says as you both start laughing

“i also wanna say that i watched someoof her races when i first heard the news and i feel like we’re all up for a big challenge since she’s such an amazing and talented driver”she looked over her shoulder to see that the words came out the famous honey badger, she smiled and thanked them all and they all smiled yet daniels smile caught her eye and made her heart flush.

the interviewer asked the rest of the grip some questions and finally said “well that’s all thank you all and good luck”

they all got out of there seats, lara started to walk away when a young british boy came up to her

“hi i’m lando, so i wanted to tell you were having a start of the session party tonight and we all want you to come”

“oh thank you i’d love to come lando”she said nicely

“great! here’s the address come at uhhhhh hmmm oh right 8 and wear your party attire” lara and lando both laughing at how forgetful he is

“i will don’t worry” she said as she walked away

that went surprisingly well, she thought as she continued to walk

[rikasfundingassociates]

[Found Chatlog] The Hacker.

This interview originally took place on January 28th, 2023.

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The phone screen whirs to life to reveal… quite a peculiar place. Darkness creeps at the corners of your vision, and everything in the room is tinted slightly green with the night vision feature of the camera. One by one, some notable features become clear as the camera slowly adjusts to the dim light.

One- a stack of takeout boxes and bags that teeters ever so slightly to the side, but balanced with enough precision to remain standing for… who knows how long.

Two- a cat tree with various tattered felt rats and strings with bells on the end hanging from the ballasts of the fortress, obviously well used.

Three- an electric keyboard in the corner of the room, dusty with manila folders propped up where sheet music should be.

Four- a desk with two monitors and a high-backed swivel chair (what’s on the monitors is unclear, as they’re too blindingly bright to be picked up by the camera.) It’s facing away from the computer. It’s also occupied! She has picked up on the camera recording her a while ago, curiously following the lens with a catlike quirk to her lips.

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[HACKER]: what's this all about? gonna interview me or something ? :3

peepee

Cat tree…… cats

CATS !!! i luvluvluv cats

ok first of all what your pronouns

oh!!! haven't had to give them out in a while

she/her

i'm going to assume YOUR pronouns are pee/pee

I have question….. is green your favourite colour by chance

oh noooooo how could you tellllll

(yes)

hrmmmmm what was the last piece of media you watched/read/consumed

last not fav? i replayed kirby and the forgotten land recently

. . .

L L L

ur pee pee now

i said so

Favourite kirby character go!!

AHHHH IM ON A TIMER KING DEEDEE

well what is your fav media? i like. old animated movies

just any old movie ??? i have a penchant for those cringy scifi ones with special effects that you can tell aged horribly

as for the question, video game music is my jam :3

what kind of music do you listen to anon

OSTs and a bit of vocaloid mostly

. . .

i can't bear to lose the respect of someone whos pronouns are peepee....

if the world could hear you say one thing, what would you say

deez NUTSSSS

When do we get to see ur assumably there cat hMMMMM :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

i wish i could show you, but a friend is watching over him for me !!!

caught me at a bad time ... 3:

OMG I HAVE A RLLY GOOD ONE ok you remmeber that jesus guy and how he had a body and blood which were bread and wine

omg like the tibble

what would your body and blood be?

my brain hurts.... uhhhhh

ig my headphones and cat??,,

IW ANT TO SEE THE CAT

IM SORRY IM SORRRRYYYY

hold on hold on wait

i can show you a gif that he looks like

What kind of cat is it ….): at least

tabby :3

what do you do for work?

hmmmmm currently ???? im a bit between jobs

i was working at this chinese takeout place, but i had to drop that to work on the app !!! call it a passion project

part time now im delivering pizzas for this parlor down the street

. . .

AHA !!! I FOUND HIM!!!

he’s a bit bigger and more gremliny but that’s the best one i have !!!

what’s the app you’re talking about?

oh !!!! i don’t get to talk about this often yippee

i, the GREAT AND BENEVOLENT PERSON I AM, coded a whole new app for my friends and i to talk to each other !!!

a little debugging here and there, but for the most part it works pretty smoothly and i get to establish my dominion :33

What would you ………sing at Karaoke night?

CA LI FOR NIA GIRLS WE'RE UNFORGETTABLE

DAISY DUKES BIKINIS ON TOP

[ There’s a bit of pounding on the floor, which quiets her down quickly enough. ]

[ Distantly ]

sorryy...

https://tenor.com/view/maxwell-maxwell-spin-spinning-cat-maxwell-spinning-gif-27234188 Opinions on maxwell

i like the cut of his jib

he's committed many crimes

Dumb floor banger party pooper :AUGH:

i don't know what the proble, was !!! im SUCH a good singer

... i won't do it again tho

do you think anyone else will get to use it?

as much as i’d like to open it up to the public, we have a strict closed circle !! only people we trust can join :3

BEEE WHOOO YOUUU AREEEE FOR YOUR PRIIIIIDE

what are you...

one of those gay people ????

Am i

you tell me ...

who was that floor banger party pooper!!

my landlady 3:

apparently there’s ‘nighttime restrictions’ or something

sounds boring to me !!!

ALSO IF THE PUBLIC ISNT ALLOWED TO USE THE APP WHO IS.. who is this inner circle you have

i WISH we were the illuminati

just me and a couple'a buds! childhood friends

do you ever worry that someone could possibly infiltrate what you’ve made? like a leak or something?

someone breaking through MY security system? HA!

i'm a master programmer, so i'd never let that happen on my watch !!

Is that pizza place secretly a government hangout????

... id prefer not to answer this one

agent papa john? someone's caught on

take the shot

DOMINOS ALL THE WAY :rage:

... nobody tell them

i hate to break it to you

they're all in on it...

….even pizza express ): ?

nah

they're cool

Pizzas vs burgers

i’m contractually obligated to give one answer

if i don’t, i’ll be fired on the spot and blacklisted from every pizza place ever :(

… except pizza express

Im gonna go eat a burger out of spite now

TRAITOR

YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE ME HERE, A RANDOM FACELESS PERSON YOU'VE BARELY MET ????

Detective work is real tiring!!

i guess you deserve a break, after busting my super secret pizza agent cover…

… IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF I WAS ACTUALLY A SUPER SECRET PIZZA AGENT

AHA!!! YOU’VE BEEN PRANKED!! BY THE NEFARIOUS -

[ There’s banging from the floor below again, along with a muffled female voice yelling back up at the hacker. ]

.... oh

guess i gotta go :(

she doesn't like all the yelling... heh

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[HACKER]: i should be getting back to my work anyways !! was nice to have some company for a bit, tho

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The hacker turns back around in her chair, and the rhythmic clicking of keys fills the room once more. With that, the phone screen shuts off.

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Transcript provided by [UNKNOWN].

[carlosfruitsnacks]

its ya boi back again with another request

can i get uhhhhh cocky mean bitch carlos x kind gn reader modern school au where they're competitors for a tennis game in pe class (mutual pining but they havent confessed to each other yet huehue). carlos isnt good in tennis so he makes it up with his arrogant attitude while reader is good at it but doesn't show off.

they're in a doubles match and reader notices that carlos barely gets the ball during playing and they feel bad cause its gonna affect his score so they purposefully lose a point just so he gets to serve next round. carlos is tense as hell but tries hard to do a decent serve but the moment he throws the ball he meets readers eyes and he gets so distracted he accidentally swings too hard and the ball hits reader in the face. he's embarrassed but he's still arrogant so he mocks them acting like he meant it just to hide his guilt and all. reader excuses themselves and they get substituted for the rest of the game

after the match carlos and his partner loses cause lowk carlos was still worried cause reader hasnt returned to the court yet so he acts like he got bored and skips the rest of the class when he just wants to look for them. he finds them at the clinic cleaning themselves up cause there was no nurse but he insists on bandaging them and reader's pained face makes him all the more guilty so he accidentally confesses that he messed up because he got flustered at their gaze and then reader also confesses that they got hit by his ball cause they also got distracted bcs of him ASHDJDJ HIHIHIHIHIH (also bonus if u let carlos make a snarky remark abt the ball hitting the reader like a cupids arrow god i'd slap the shit out of his corny ass) BUT AAAHDSDFJHGJGHFJD the ending is up to u pls i just love how u write cocky carlos from ur previous fics *slams head against the wall*

ALSO omfg sorry if this is too long u dont need to post this ask if ure done w it cause im still gonna be tagged anyway 💃💃💃

ayoooo homie here's your request hehe

[bombbusiness]

beach day love

(Unfinished not all of it is canon but some of it is and it might be re used)

Marge wakes up and heads to the dining room to see Kat making a little smiley pancake.

M:(tirely) ”good morning”

K: “Magandang araw mahal.”

M: “Magandang what?”

K: “Good morning Love.”

M: “Haha cute”

K: “I’m not! I’m adorable! Look at me!”

Kat lifts up her hair for the first time in front of Marge showing her eyes. Her eyes were strangely multicolored, one brown and one green.

M: First time seeing your eyes. Still cute, but why are your eyes different? you seem confident, I like it”

K: “O//O well uhh I-I don't know! My mom told me I have monochromia or sumn. *Shrugs*”

M: “Oh ok, your pancakes are burnt.”

K: “SHIT!”

Kat runs to the pan and flips. The smiley face is ruined. :(.

K: “Hope you like burnt pancakes cause i made it for you”

M:” how can i eat oh wait i got an idea!”

Marge runs to his staff grabbing it then takes a deep breath holding the staff tight, as a space black figure appears before slowly fading into Marge.

M:”i-I don't believe it! MY BODY!”

As he possesses the copy he shivers with joy looking at his blocky hands.

K: “OMG! MAKE ME ONE.”

M: “To be honest i don't know how i did it i don't think i can but i can try.”

K: “Hmm.. If you make my body, you can play with it however you’d like”

M: “im sorry what”

K: “You heard me~”

Marge looks very confused but also a bit red.

M:”I’ll try it, don't expect much.”

Marge Grabs his staff and takes a deep breath, the cube glows white and shines a light at Kat’s core. The light turns off as The cube turns a shade of Pink. A black figure with Kat's Body appears. The figure turns to Kat, suddenly Ram horns start to grow on top. The skin renders in as a pastel pink body before changing to Kat’s real skin.

M: “Told you not to expect much, look there’s horns.”

K: “Hun it's perfect.”

Kat possesses her clone

M:”Wait, did you just call me hun?”

K: “Did you forget the reason you did this baby~”

M: “uhhhhh*”

K: “Imma go get myself a big brew. We're still doing it! I'm keeping my promise!.”

M:”uh no i'm good. hey spezz do you want your body?”

S: “Nah i’m good!”

M:”alrighty”

Marge goes ahead and takes the burnt pancake sitting at the table.

M:”sitting down feels amazing. My ass hasn't felt this good since-”

S: “Since when!”

M: “Since your mom, no i'm kidding, since the last time i sat on a sandy beach, looking at the sun.!”

K: “You like sand in your ass?”

M: “NO! . . . well-”

K: “Well?”

M: “Well uhh wanna go to the beach!!”

K: ‘Sure i can collect some for you weirdo”

M:"Well is it as weird as Whatever you do!”

K: “Yeah, I have nothing to protect. Nothing here, not a single cell of pride and dignity.”

M: “yea fair but still wanna be teleported to the beach? I mean I have Power now and Zandra and Dazed aren't here so we don't have anyone to wait for.”

K: “You cant even see the beach to use your pearls”

M:” well looks like we're driving then”

K: “We’re flying there. The beach is 6 countries from here. Imma buy the tickets.”

M: “We have wings though why are you making tickets?”

K: “Ok why not glide”

M: “??”

K: “Flying like other birds will make us too exhausted we glide and then flap”

M:”I got an idea, what if I just teleport us there?”

K: “I already told you you can't use Pearls-”

M: “No! I can just TP us to it using commands. Does that sound good?”

K:”oh well we can do that”

M: “I need some coords”

K: “OOh i know one! ⁦14°32'36"N⁩ ⁦120°58'08"E⁩”

M: “What, how, that's impressive!. Just give me a second, oh and grab onto me.”

Marge takes a deep breath as Kat hugs him.

K: “How are you so blocky yet so ripped”

M: “Thank you (inhales) ℸ ̣ ᒷꖎᒷ!¡𝙹∷ℸ ̣ ᒲᒷ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ∷𝙹 ̇/ᔑᓭ ʖꖎ⍊↸, ᒲᔑꖎᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ, ᒲᔑリ╎ꖎᔑ, ᒲᒷℸ ̣ ∷𝙹 ᒲᔑリ╎ꖎ”

They suddenly pop out and into existence and now they're on a beach.

M: “Ok you got your phone on you for pics right?”

K: “What phone”

M: “Let's take a selfie later ok… why are people staring?”

K: *Whispering* ”They think we’re gay dude”

M:*whispering” “I’m pansexual”

K: “Yeah me too..”

M: “I thought you were trans.”

K: “No.. i just like she/her pronouns im Pan”

M: “Kat wanna let go?”

K: “No I have a boner I can't let go or it would be weirder.. Please carry me to one of the cabins.”

M: “Fine”

Marge walks around looking for a good cabin to take,finally seeing one he walks into the cabin, setting Kat on the couch. Kat pulls out a bag full of sand and grins.

K: “Alright weirdo, I got the sand.”

M: “Seriously? I don't like sand in my ass dude.”

K: “I am 200% more on board without the sand.”

M:”wha? I'm not doing the deed with you.”

K: “Oh thank fuck. Go on have fun with the beach while this settles down.”

M: “Ok I’ll be on the west side.”

Marge leaves to go to the beach. Kat gets bored so she turns on the tv.

K: “Why do they have 20 shows on the hurricanes and one spongebob channel? I’ll just watch the spongebob one.”

She puts it on and starts to stare at the Tv with a blank face, while on the spongebob channel.

K: “What is wrong with me… why don't I try just doing what he does, YES i'm a genius!”

[dykepuppet]

Gonna get greedy and say.....all the ones that you haven't been asked yet :)

thanks for this :))) idc about numbering im just answering what im remembering.

which oc has never had their first kiss?

I guess this is at the start of the story, so jude's pretty fresh. Midge, contrary to popular belief, also hasn't.

what oc has the best music taste? the worst music taste?

Douglas even though it's overrated. Rob, obviously. I think most of the cast of St. Jude's Beach has great music taste tbh.

what was an oc’s first slow dance song?

Not many of my characters like slow dancing. Bill probably danced to some schmaltzy 40s crooner, or glen miller though.

which oc prefers to dip someone? to be dipped?

you know im fucked up bc i thought this was talking about the dip from roger rabbit. Darry likes to dip girls... Midge likes to be dipped... by girls ;)

which oc has the most cohesive color pallet? the craziest color pallet?

For a good solid colour pallet... I like jude in hawaiian shirts. Just seems fitting for her. Craziest... Maybe Kenver and the other bluebirds in their bright 60s clothing but it's gorgeous.

what is one universe/story an oc would fit in to besides the one they live in?*

Uhhhhh rob in [redacted]. Everyone in Valley in the Sun belongs in the Jungle Book.

what’s one canon character all of you ocs LOVE? one they all HATE?

My ocs don't exist within another fandom but they have lots of opinions on old hollywood. All of my OCs love Gilda.

which oc has the most friends?

Genuine friends? I think Crevette, she has a good support system.

which oc has the most admirers?

Doug or Bill. Ah the contrast between a british invasion and victorian celebrity.... Doug has more fans the world over but anyone who knows Bill really likes him.

which oc likes country music? which oc HATES country music?

Midge would love country music. Unfortunately this is nonsense to the rest of the cast of Valley in the Sun who thinks it's hot garbage.

which oc has has the most lovers/flings/partners?

Thomas McGrath or Rodney who is a little slut.

which oc gets crushes the easiest?

Jude, if someone looks at jude with An Emotion, she will throw herself at them.

which oc likes to read to their partner? which oc prefers being read to?

None of them... do this... They'd do it for their children though.

which oc dog ears pages? which oc thinks that’s an ABOMINATION?

Armand seems the kind to dog-ear pages and then Caroline will DIE because those are her expensive leather bound books and he's getting his nasty fingers folding them.

which oc hates the taste of water?

All my ocs love water and being hydrated because i don't propagate problematic messages <3.

which oc is the most practical?

From out of left field... Leo is pretty practical (I just want some variety ok im saying Bill to everything).

which oc loves scary movies? which oc only watches them to cuddle?

Rob loves scary movies, her favourite is alien and she forces like everyone she knows to watch that and Cronenburg movies. Jude cries and tries to cuddle and Rob tells her to quit being a little bitch and look at James Woods's stomach pussy.

which oc would have a successful music career?

Well :) Doug of course. Rodney is also a great trombone player.

which oc got excited when taylor swift came back? which oc got excited when MRC came back?

Sorry my ocs listen to good music only lol.

which ocs believe in ghosts?

Lucy, she has a whole late night radio show about the paranormal.

which oc is chronically online?

No one thank god but if they had to be, I think doug would have a few mental breaks on his twitter for the world to gaze upon.

which oc pronounces it meh-meh instead of meme?

Rob's grandparents.

which oc has the best skin care routine?

Midge. She is putting oils on her face that you wouldn't even know about. Her skin is always lovely and glowing, she looks like a coca-cola ad. Gil Elvgren type skin.

which oc has the best handwriting? the worst?

Lucy has gorgeous handwriting. Douglas's is so bad no one can read his notes except adelaide who learned how to write from him, and therefore ALSO writes like shit.

who would be your ocs celebrity crush?*

Everyone crushes on Gilda. Douglas is also many of my ocs' own celeb crush. I think Scout would like David Farrar and Leslie Howard too.

THANKS SO MUCH XOXOX

[ask-engie-n-spy]

"You knows this kind of relationship is illegal as it is stated in the contract you signed, right ? Also, don't worry about it, your secret is safe with me." ~ RED spy

Engie: “Uh, Spy, y’see--there was this toaster, and the job, y’know--”

Spy: “Move, labourer--”

Spy: “What we do in our spare time is none of your business. In fact, I’m sure if you were to make this your business, I could find some incriminating evidence on you and...” -reads smudged handwriting on hand- “Spider.”

[i-luvsang]

nct 127 reaction to their s/o being clingy and desperate for attention

request: anon requested "helloooo, could you do a 127 reaction to their s/o being clingy and desperate for attention 😔 im going through it lol" genre: fluff warnings: mentions of food

➳ taeil

when you wrap your arms and legs around him the second you sit next to him

he just giggles a little and really just thinks you're so adorable

he hugs you back softly and strokes your hair a bit

and after a bit he gently asks you if there's anything up and if he can do anything for you

when you tell him you just want cuddles he smiles at you so lovingly oh my gosh he's too soft

can you tell i love this man with my whole being because i do

and so he will cuddle you all day long, straight into the night and only lets go of you to make the two of you dinner

he just loves these moments with you where everything is gentle and quiet and feels like home

➳ johnny

you meet up with your lovely bf

and honestly you're just tired and feeling it

like you need some attention real soon T^T

so the second you see him you literally run to give him a hug

and at first he's really just like uwuwuuwuwu my s/o is the most adorable thing on earth

and he gives you the sweetest little head pats

as time passes and you're still being clingy

he literally laughs at you shdkfsjdk

he teases you little bit just because he thinks it's a little silly how clingy you're being

but he's mostly just enjoying it because like you're just so cute sitting there hugging him and clinging to his side and giving him shy cheek kisses

he definitely is more than willing to shower you with the kisses and attention that you need

➳ taeyong

you come home after a long day

and you just want cuddles.

you walk into his room and just pout and shuffle over to him with your arms outstretched

he immediately wraps his arms around you when you lay down next to him on his bed

he's so sweet omg leave me alone

he asks you if you're okay and gets a little worried

but when you say you're just tired he promises to cuddle you all night so you can sleep well

and goodness gracious this man is head over heels in love with you he thinks you are so. freaking. cute.

he just has the biggest heart eyes as he looks at your form curled up against him

strokes your hair and whispers sweet things until you fall alseep

➳ yuta

he had only been paying attention to mark that day

you think "what about me, your literal s/o? attention please"

so you start to cling to him while he talks to mark

queue you trying to be as obvious as possible that you want attention

mark's kinda like "uhhhhh i think your s/o wants to talk to you or something"

yuta's like "yeah i know"

and you're just clinging to his side ".... scuse me sir, what?"

you are not surprised to find out that he was ignoring you on purpose to tease you

yes he was teasing you lightheartedly, but i also think he'd much rather you just be direct with him rather than cling to him

so once he gets you to directly say what you want, he is happy to oblige to many cuddles and kisses

➳ doyoung

is like ???

lowkey thrown off since you're not usually this clingy

you just wanted attention from this man *sigh*

i mean to be honest i don't see doyoung as someone who's likes a ton of physical affection

so he kinda doesn't want you to be clingy most of the time lmao sORRY- (but maybe he secretly is melting inside bc he's a simp)

and ofc he does love you so he tries to find ways to satisfy you

but when he can't he just lets you cling to him while he just does whatever

and then when you fall asleep with your arms wrapped around his torso and head resting on his chest

in his head he's like "okay fine my s/o is fricking adorable uGH"

and you miss the tiny pure smiles that grace his face every time you looks down at you :(

➳ jaehyun

you were just in that mood where you need constant physical affection

so you just plop down next to him on the couch and wrap your arms around him

he's not too phased on the outside

just keeps doing what he was doing before while hugging you back and stroking your hair

but inside he's doing a victory dance because you! are! clinging! to! him!

if you whine and ask for more attention he'll giggle because he thinks it's so cute (then you cry over his dimples)

and he just so readily cuddles you for the rest of the day, no questions asked

he really loves it actually and it makes him feel loved and he does his absolute best to make sure you feel the same way by holding you close and whispering sweet things in your ear

➳ jungwoo

please he loves it

he loves it.

he wishes you would be clingy all the time 24/7 (ofc he totally respects you if that's not your vibe)

but seriously the way you cling to him makes his heart soar and he so readily reciprocates it

like he just smothers you in all of his love and cuddles and tight hugs and tooth-achingly sweet smooches

he lets out the cutest laughs and his teasing comments are oddly sweet in his soft whispered tone so you can't be mad about them

he wraps you in a blanket and clings to you with just as much ferocity and stays that way until you have to leave the next morning

hopes that you'll want more cuddle sessions like that one and is always so so happy to show his love through physical affection

➳ mark

you've been hanging out together for a bit but you don't want to be overbearing by being super clingy

bUT YOU NEED CUDDLES AND YOU NEED THEM NOW

so you keep trying to drop hints by holding his hands and resting your head on his shoulder, etc. and it takes all of your willpower not to just smother him with hugs

so when he casually wraps his arms around you not because he got your hints babe was not gonna catch on anytime soon

you absolutely melt into his hold, wrapping your arms around him and bringing him as close to you as possible

and he's a tiny flustered just because of the pure fervor in which you hug him

and then when you vehemently refuse to let go after a minute he starts blushing and awkwardly asks if anything's up

you just shake your head and snuggle into him more and he melts into a pile of uwus and decides he's never going to let go of you

➳ haechan

we all know that hyuck is a very very clingy bf

and he knows it too lmao

so when you're the one who's super clingy to him all day, following him around, arms attached to his waist, he is highly satisfied

and we all know he teases you with the classics; "you can't live with out me, i'm too irresistible, etc, etc"

but he really just says those things because he wants to see your adorable pout

and the second you go to move away because of his teasings he pulls you closer than ever and refuses to let you go

because we all know he wants the cuddles just as much as you do

so after the initial teasing he really is just the softest sweetest boy ever and just holds you so tightly, but so gently at the same time and IM SOBBING HES CUTE

he won't stop calling you cute and he swears he's having a heart attack every time he looks at your content face because he is absolutely, irreversibly in love with you

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summary; fluffvember day 1: playful kisses ! pairings; xiao, scaramouche, hu tao x reader (no pronouns used) warnings; no beta, fluff, blatant xiao favoritism /hj, not proofread im lazy notes; uhhhhh xiao's got like twice as long as the rest HAJHSD IM SORRY the prompt was j too cute omfg anyway AHHH THIS EVENT IS FUCKING SO CUTE IM IN LOVE ??? i am SO happy i got to participate in this one omfg thank you for hosting quill! u are amazing mwuah mwuah ily <33 @starglitterz | fluffvember ! song; toothpaste kisses- the maccabees

⊹𝐗𝐈𝐀𝐎.

quiet mornings with xiao were always a blessing. your boyfriend didn't always sleep, in fact, he almost never did, electing to lay by your side and hold you through the night instead.

however, on nights that he did end up getting in a night's rest without being woken by nightmares, you would have the pleasure of waking up to his positively peaceful face. his brows freed from his eternal scowl, golden eyes closed gently, pink lips just barely parted, breathing in soft and serene breaths.

you loved seeing him so calm like this, sleeping safe and sound and far from danger. but, you knew he would be irritated if he were to sleep in too late.

"xiao," you whispered, leaning up on your elbow, reaching down to cup his cheek with your hand. "good morning, my love."

his long eyelashes fluttered as he stirred awake, groggy, honeyed gaze meeting yours as he woke up slowly.

"good morning," he rasped, leaning slightly into your hold.

"sleep well?" you ask softly, gently rubbing his cheek with your thumb, eyes never leaving his.

"i guess," he murmurs, looking away. you lean down to kiss him, pulling away with a slight grin.

"well, all that matters is that you're awake and you're rested! now i can kiss you without disturbing that peaceful, pretty face of yours."

his cheeks flush a deep red at your words, a scowl and an averted gaze telling you all you needed to know.

without warning, you grabbed his cheeks and began peppering his face with feather-soft kisses. eyes, eyebrows, forehead, nose, cheeks- none of his features were safe from your loving assault. you finished with a longer press to his lips, pulling away with a little pop.

xiao blinked up at you, blushing profusely, both hands holding your wrists against his face. you thought he was going to chastise you for your excessive affection so early in the morning, but in just the blink of an eye and the gentle brush of anemo against your skin, the roles were reversed.

xiao's hands cradled your face perfectly, deep, amber eyes staring straight through yours as he hovered over you.

"my turn."

⊹𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇𝐄.

"move, i'm working," scaramouche grumbled, back stiffening at your new presence behind him.

"aw, c'mon scara," you whined, hands mindlessly rubbing his shoulders. "spend some time with me!"

he ignored you this time, feather pen scratching along the paper as if he hadn't heard you at all. your fingers stilled against his back, a pout forming across your lips. his writing paused at your lack of contact in disappointment, but it was so brief you barely even noticed.

you waited a few moments before allowing your hands to creep back over his shoulders, running up and down his arms, planting little kisses all over his back. he tensed beneath your hold, still trying to ignore you as best he could, but as you kissed your way up to the base of his neck, his resolve was slowly breaking. once your chaste pecks made their way all the way to just below his ear, he stood up, whirling on his heel and grabbing your face.

"alright, fine. you win," he glared at you, but his tone betrayed his affection.

you beamed, leaning in to press three quick kisses against your lover's lips, the fourth lingering for just a moment longer. "i knew you'd come around."

⊹𝐇𝐔 𝐓𝐀𝐎.

hu tao's fingers were mindlessly fiddling with yours as you both relaxed in the shade of a sandbearer tree. it was a gorgeous afternoon, the sun hung low in the sky, reflecting of the gentle ripples of the pond in front of you, just warm enough that you didn't require a coat. little containers of snacks were littered across the blanket, remnants of the picnic you and your girlfriend had earlier that day.

she sighed suddenly, breaking the silence, turning over on her side so she was facing you. "pumpkin?"

you turned over, meeting hu tao's pretty eyes. "yes, flower?"

she reached up to your cheek, thumb brushing against your cheekbone lovingly before planting a sweet kiss against your lips.

"i. love. you. so. much," she punctuated each word with a peck against your mouth, smiling sweetly at your flustered reaction. "that's all."

you blinked up at her, at a loss for words as she settled back down beside you, resuming her fascination with the fingers on your right hand.

a smile worked its way across your lips as you layed back down, snuggling closer into hu tao's side and giving a quick kiss to her shoulder.

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