bffs i fear i will never get the priceghost 3some fic out bc i’ve been writing it for months (it’s kind of um fucking embarrassing cause i just want y’all to have it already but my brain isn’t working)
so for if it never actually sees the light it day, i’ll give you a little snippet (but like seriously, how long is too long before giving up a fic ((i’ve been trying to write it since like november 👍🏼)))
cw: afab reader
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not just chubby tummies, but fucking DAD BODS hhhhhnnngggg send tweet
what sza said !!!
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Went and got a new piercing- loving this era of making impulsive decisions
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if we don’t get a proper seb oscar pic the only other thing that’ll make me happy this weekend is an oscar podium.
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Listen I know we all want the Big Cheeto put away but if that opens us up for a DeSantis only sweep next year let that motherfucker out right this instant-
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can y’all imagine sending one of those things where a girl texts her man about having a bad day or wanting coffee or something and he replies by sending her an insane amount of money (like $100+) to eddie, and just being like “why don’t you ever do this for me? 😐” as a joke
and then the man just sends you one (1) fucking dollar.
and when you’re like “REALLY??? A DOLLAR???” he just goes “I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME IM BROKE”
it would become an inside joke, him randomly sending you the smallest amounts of money possible and just going “buy yourself something nice 😏” or “don’t spend this all at once baby” to be a little shit
god i love eddie munson
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Unironically the whole watcher announcement is hilarious though like if someone described it to me I would think it was a skit
“Guys we have a BIG, EXCITING announcement 🤩!!! Count down!!!! 👁️
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WE’RE MAKING YOU PAY 🎉🎉🤩🍾🤩🎉!!!!!!!!!!”
Like that’s a joke be so serious 😭 why would you announce it like it’s a gift
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Save me season 1 Sam… I’ll even pretend you’re not looking at your brother like that, PLEASE-
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murph knocking it out of the PARK this episode both as riz (badass lil creature, fiercely dedicated to his friends, so deeply loving to his mom & reassuring her that he sees her + appreciates all she does for him) and just as murph (“the beans are due,” laughing at ally’s lack of written saving throws, reaction to the trap door bit, “so tactical, so late”)
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