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stuckinapril · 14 days

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I genuinely love not having a crush like I’m not over here feeling physically sick over some mid guy being dry to me I’m literally chilling

#Spring semester of last year was so bad bc I was unironically into 3 guys at once and they were all #Being dry and cryptic to me #And then before that in 2022 I had my horrid situationship #I had a mini obsession arc in dec 2023 over someone but now there hasn’t been anyone since #And my palette is so cleansed #When a girl is like I miss having a crush I’m like you’re literally a masochist #There was very briefly a girl I thought I had a crush on when I realized I’m bicurious but #I haven’t put effort into talking to her bc the idea of pursuing anyone makes me wanna claw my eyes out #I’m pretty sure I ghosted her by like just not responding to her last messsge actually #Not on purpose but more so bc I realized I was feeling the same anxiety I felt whenever I had a crush so I was like #Yeah I’m dropping this for now #I’m also always the most present for my friends when I don’t have a crush so idk #Like I don’t wanna be consumed by anyone I just wanna chill #The solution to not having normal attraction to people is just to not be attracted to anyone at all #I fr cracked it #I always just crave the butterflies out of it and never an actual relationship anyway #But they’re so not worth it #Which is why I always get bored of guys who’re forthright like oh ok you actually WANT something…. U don’t wanna just have fun #Not for me #I think the guys I’m into and I typically diverge in the sense that neither of us wants a relationship but they just wanna fuck me #And I more so just want the butterflies experience / to playact couple for like a couple months but nothing too serious #Which is why it never works #Like it’s not that it doesn’t work bc either of us wants a relationship it’s more that what we want out of the situationship is different #So lame #Ok this was a lot but I literally came to this epiphany while writing these tags

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lotuslate · 8 months

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oh, your love is sunlight!

#mdzs #mdzs fanart #wangxian #mo dao zu shi #lan wangji #wei wuxian #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #hanguang jun #lan zhan #wei ying #jessbye #egg #another illustration brought to you directly from my beloved wangxian playlist 🫶🏻 this time fr hozier’s sunlight!#im scared that its not too obvious but i hope u noticed wy curled up on the statue’s lap #the sun rays showing through the cracks falling directly on him :’)#made sure the biggest crack is in lwj’s heart region… ahaha…#anyways pls listen to the song and then look at this PLS UNDERSTAND the agony i went through while drawing this ksdabjksd

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twistedappletree · 4 months

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mfw i’m only 16 and have single-handedly made several of the most powerful cultivators cry simply by calling them stupid and telling a few “yo mama” jokes without any repercussions from the elders of my own clan who let me do/say whatever the hell i want because they’ve given up on trying to stop me

#chad #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #chen qing ling #lan jingyi #precious gremlin #mdzs crack #mdzs meme #mdzs shitposting #apple babble 🍎#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #fr tho nobody checks this kid ever #he gets a free pass for everything #prob bc nobody else wants to get roasted into oblivion lmFAO #chicken boy #i know he’s more goblin than gremlin but I’ve been using the gremlin tag forever and don’t wanna go through changing it in every post 😭

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cringefail-clown · 5 months

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hey remember the post i made that brodad in turnabout would be absolutely hilarious? because i remember. and i cannot forget. and now im thinking about it constantly

please send help

#homestuck #turnabout au #homestuck turnabout #dad crocker #bro strider #kind of #hal strider #lil hal #dave strider #june egbert #fellas why do i always make a crack ship in my mind for the funnys and it ends up consuming me in a serious manner #i need to stop doing that #no but fr i have this one idea about their relationship post canon on earth c and i am going to EXPLODE #old man yaoi strikes again and im too weak for that #brodad #john egbert

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pesky--dust · 1 day

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Season 3: I'M GOING TO KILL HIS WIFE AND STEPSON.

I mean— that's his way of flirting...

#hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #will graham #hannibal lecter #hannigram #murder husbands #hannibal meme #hannibal memes #hannibal crack #hannibal shitpost #pesky--dust crack #i mean... that's the season 1 and the season 2 basically #first he send will to tobias and then he send tier after will #first he framed will for killing their daughter and then in fact killed her???#that stupid gay #fr

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halothanic · 1 month

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you could have anyone you want, why would you wanna be with me? you know i'm nothing special—

redraw of this piece from 2020, because i've been enjoying playing the update with my bf so much and i couldn't resist using it as a warmup

take my sebastian playlist from that time while you're at it!

#stardew valley #sebastian stardew #sdv sebastian #sebastian stardew valley #stardew valley sebastian #my art #redraw #jealous by eyedress will always be my voice claim for him. love him sm. also my bf is Literally Him so let's just say i lucked out fellas #arcade gannon x sebastian sdv crack pairing <— us fr

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astrobei · 1 year

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he’s very tired after his surprise party btw

#happy birthday to mike one of my characters of all time fr #u already know how i feel about him so i will keep it short and sweet #thank u for consistently allowing me to crack ur head open like an egg and mess around with the insides #sigh. but like fr #happy mike day 🥳 !!#here’s to many more mike fics from me #ur local mike wheeler enthusiast #(see pfp for reference)#also pssssst #they’re wearing each others clothes pspspspsps #not that it’s rly relevant i just thought u shd know #bc i created this and i said so #mike wheeler #will byers #byler #/astro draws #creating an art tag which is maybe presumptuous of me we’ll see how often it gets used

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the-travelling-witch · 1 year

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this is exactly why i get nothing done in life

#princess diaries is so iconic fr #i don’t even know how to tag this jshsh #obey me #obey me mc #obey me barbatos #obey me diavolo #obey me crack #obey me memes #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me shitpost #obey me shall we date #om! barbatos #om! mc #om! diavolo #obey me headcanons

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crystallizsch · 3 months

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"sweet merciful sands"

i blame this fucking meme

it was so hard drawing this without taking a minute to compose myself omg

#so i'm banning myself from drawing ever again #i cant look at this without cracking up #jamil is just like me fr fr #and there's so many other ways to caption this but my brain is mush #[—#jamil viper #twisted wonderland #twst #twst art #★ my art #—]#in light of the most recent book 7 (jp) update this is also how i feel right now

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whatwasoncewas · 5 months

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Zoro: I am a lone wolf and will become the world's strongest swordsman, I listen to no one Also Zoro: Luffy: sit! Zoro: sits Luffy: shake! Zoro: shakes hand Luffy: Good boy! Zoro: is very proud Sanji in the distance: I listen to no one my ass... unlike you moss head I am a ladies man! I only listen to the ladies- Luffy: Sanji! Lunch! Sanji: proceeds to make Luffy the most delicious lunch in all of one piece

#zolu #sanlu #crack #idk why i did this #this is my head canon #no regrets #luffy and his 2 dogs #zoro and sanji fr simping for lu #zoro x luffy #sanji x luffy

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iwozlegit · 1 month

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Incorrect Huskerdust quotes

(Realistically the canon confession we’re gonna get)

Husk: Angel, you remember when we had that chat at the bar and agreed we were better off as friends?

Angel: (naked in Husk’s bed) Can’t say I remember that one…

Husk: (midway through taking his clothes off) Fuck... Me neither.