#and imma stick beside them bc it’s fun to watch

[porschesbabydaddy]

My one and only Only Friends take: You cannot tune into Messy Bitches The Series and then get upset when the lil bitches on your screen start acting messy

[sammysficfactory]

AOT Men’s Favorite R&B/Soul Throwback Song pt.1

Eren, Armin, and Levi

(doing ony and connie separately bc i can’t find anything pink for them😔 i also wanna do the ladies but idk if yall gon be feeling that) pt.2 here

Eren Jeager

Soon As I Get Home by Faith Evans

idc what you say this fits him to a t

sexy but sweet yk?

he serenades you a lot but this is his favorite song to sing bother you with

No matter what, Eren always does his best to keep your relationship fun. Most of the time that just means he likes to bother you when you’re busy. You feel a familiar pair of arms wrap around you as you stir something over the stove.

“Go ‘head Eren. I don’t have time for your foolishness right now.” You give him an empty warning and he knows it, which is why he begins swaying you side to side.

“Come on, ma. You know this is our song. You can’t dance with me for like five minutes?” He begins trying to appeal to you by humming the melody in your ear and pressing his chest closer to your back. You roll your eyes playfully before turning the burner on low and turn in his arms to look up at him.

“You not gon’ bother me after this? You know I gotta hurry up and get this done.” You ask, swaying from side to side as the Faith Evans song played. Eren nods, planting a kiss on your cheek before nodding.

“I won’t bother you, I promise. Just let me dance with my beautiful girlfriend.” His mischievous tone makes him sound unconvincing but you move away from the stove anyway and oblige, dancing with him in your shared kitchen.

he truly is a pain

but that’s my man

and imma stick beside him ‼️

Armin Arlert

You Don’t Know My Name by Alicia Keys

i love this song so dearly

literally such a cute and romantic lil song

perfect for my min🤭

Armin’s hand is on your thigh as he drives to the grocery store when the telltale notes of a piano play through the speakers. Armin looks at you with bright eyes and affectionate smile.

“We should make this our song. You know, like when we old and stuff and the song plays and we dance in the living room.” Armin begins verbally painting a picture of what he wants your future with him to look like.

“That’s kinda corny to think about, but it’s cute.” You joke, watching Armin steal glances at you whenever he gets to a red light.

“It’s not corny, it’s nice. You just tryna be nonchalant right now that’s all.” Armin chuckles, gently squeezing your thigh as he drives. You suck your teeth at his accusation, knowing he was half right. It was corny, but the idea of growing old with Armin also sent a warm feeling through your heart.

long story short

armin is a hopeless romantic

and so am i

Levi Ackerman

Lovin’ You by Minnie Riperton

y’all know levi is an oldhead at heart (and irl)

and this song matches his romantic but refined tastes

it’s nice and calm, but the meaning is significant

The hot water and fluffy suds in the bathtub was a relaxing and welcome feeling after the stressful day you had to endure. It also helped that your handsome boyfriend was behind you in the bathtub, washing your back while humming a familiar. You turn around, smiling amusedly.

“What you know about Minnie Riperton?” Levi looks up at you as if you had taken him out of a trance before giving you a small sheepish smile.

“I know about Minnie Riperton, Y/N. It’s a good song, it reminds me of you a little too.” He chuckles, answering in his regular lovestruck tone before placing a small and soft kiss on your shoulder blade.

“You think so? I like the song but I didn’t think it reminded you of me.” Levi nods before you hum in acknowledgment and continue to let him help you relax.

definitely plays at your wedding if y’all ever have one

like in the mini story, he hums it whenever he helps you destress

he’s so husband

[luffyvace]

〜Kats x black gn! Reader〜

Katsuki x black reader seems like power couple so I’m doing it 😎

enjoy<33

Okay so starting off with your drip

he honestly thinks your fits is 🔝 tier!!

but he never says it out loud 😐

if he does it’s at least not directly 🤷‍♀️

words of affirmation isn’t his thing..

but you know what is?!

act of serviceeeee 🤪

soooo..he’ll buy you clothes!

some times he’ll surprise you with stuff he knows you’d like and say he just happen to walk by

(he deliberately went looking for it)

and other times he just tells you to throw some clothes on, takes you to your fav clothing shop and tell you to pick out what you want 🤷‍♀️😊

he’s probably already picked up on AAVE from others he’s heard talking and context clues

so you can use it around him without having to explain

He’ll use it occasionally if the situation calls for it but he always uses it right—and never overuses it when unnecessary

as for your hair he’s more likely to buy you the products than he is to actually help you wash your hair

just cuz he knows you know what your doing

plus you can do it yourself, your not his child 😂

he could if he wanted to, but he chooses to stick to restocking your supply :)

his head massages>>

and by that i mean if you just got your hair braided and your head hurts he’ll gently massage your head without messing your hair up

Your hair is probably filled with oil and cream but he can just wash his hands :P

(If) he can braid hair i feel he wouldn’t have a problem with doing it

his braids and lines would be straight and he’d be quick at doing it after getting the hang of it too

if he can’t for some reason or another he’ll book you a good hair place/hair dresser

he’ll give you his moms hair products not to mention!

certainly gets it for free too

no way he’s paying for his ‘old hag’s” crap 😒

-katsuki

(he probably has his own from her because she forces him to take it. He likely avoided it at first and used something else out of spite, but once he tried it and discovered it works really well he started using hers instead)

besides after mitsuki finds out he’s getting some of it for you he gets extra from her

(partially bc she made him take it and partially because he wanted you to have some as a gift)

your food (let’s say you can whip up some delicious food) is pretty good to him!

he easily prefers cooking with you over any other class 1a student

simply because he tolerates (loves you) way more than any of them

cooking with him is pretty fun since your good and you don’t get yelled at!

you have a good nose for seasoning as well~

another thing ;P

your features are something he admires often

if you sit in front and diagonal to him it’ll be easier for him to not get caught

but he won’t deliberately turn around to stare if not, obv 🤡

he likes how distinct they are, gives him a lot to observe

i don’t know he just really likes looking at you (in a non creepy, romantic, way) 👍

especially when you look so peaceful while sleeping <3

your culture/dancing is something interesting for him to learn

And whether you know it or not yes he likes to learn (nerd 🤓☝️)

he leans more towards your culture tho

and there’s nothing you can do to get him to dance..

but he’ll watch you dance !

ofc not in a weird way, just seeing the dance itself and criticizing it (not in a rude way dw)

btw

Imma tell you right here right now no matter how dark or light your skin is, it was never a problem for him and never will be💗

he buys you bonnets when they rip or you loose them

if you loose them and he finds it after buying you another one he’s gonna smack you upside the head 😆👍

He probably relates with some things as far as if you have strict parents :P

actually, not probably.

so at least you have someone you could talk to about that

moral of the story? you and katsuki are highly compatible 💗👍

Trying to clear my drafts 😛

hope you enjoyed these dear black readers!!

[wolgrahas]

rami i gotta know which party you use with miriam and if you are up for it also her opinions on the companions in general

ofccc i’m up for it!!

i mostly use sten, morrigan and zev/leliana!! imma write her opinions :), remember kiddos that i don’t share some of these opinions so pwease don’t take offense ;;;; also: this will be really fckn long so beware sgfhsdgfsdj

alistair: miriam basically thinks the first time she met him he was an immature shem, a chantry handsome boy that had never faced what truly is living in a miserable condition. however, once he told her ab arl eamon she got even angrier lmao bc alistar had idolized eamon so much that she couldn’t stand it (she literally told alistair that arl eamon took advantage of him and that eamon is an asshole sdgfjdgfsghsj obv alistair is deeply hurted and they stop talking for a week or smth like that, in that time miriam was a narcissistic brat so she didn’t  care ab it [or pretended she didn’t care]), she thought he was too naïve, but at the end she appreciated him and valued his morals, tho she thinks he’s too innocent and unspoiled :///

morrigan: miriam ADORES morrigan, she’s her bff (with zevran and barkspwan [and leliana ofc]) when they first met they shared most of their world views (unless the chantry and mages, which miriam is quite indifferent ab and obv it makes morrigan a bit confused and angry sdfhsdf), they both thought love was meaningless and power was the one who had meaning, that survivability was the most important thing in the world bUT… their journey in the fifth blight changed them, and obv they don’t think this anymore. they share pride and logical thinking, which is enough for both of them to adore each other, morrigan is like a sister to her and so is she to morrigan.

leliana: OK OK OK OK how thE FUCK do i start with this?? ok, first: miriam had a HUGEEEEE crush on leliana the first time she saw her lmao like… “bitch why am i sweating am why i find her so attractive why wHY FFUCK I CAN’T TALK” gsfghfk bc before the events of origins miriam didn’t know she was a lesbian, she only knew she didn’t want to marry a man (or anyone by that time), tho she had multiple crushes on other women but she never identified them as such. ok let’s get on with it: leliana is the light of her life, the spring to her cold winter, the light in her shadows… at first miriam was content with watching leliana talk but the more she did it the more she wanted to kiss her, touch her and this brought her a lot of confusion sdfgjdsf until one night she was brave enough to kiss her sdfjdgsdjgsdhgfsdfdhfsdjfdshfsdgj ok maybe this cheesy as SHIT but m8 i just like this dgfsdhf

zevran: other of miriam’s BFF, at first when they met both also shared a lot of views, since the very beginning they were best friends tbqh and she had a lot of sympathy for zevran bc he is also an elf who has faced a lot of injustice. he has helped him a lot and he has helped her a lot too!! BFF RIGHTS!! DGSJSFDS

sten: ok, at first miriam liked to make fun of sten by replying to serious matters with jokes bc she is Like That and she found funny how serious sten actually was, bUT actually she discovers sten has a really amazing trolling sense of humour so they both connected more and finally they became best friends once she finds his sword :’)) besides they shared their hate for finding a fckn urn in the middle of nowhere for a nobleman bUT  y’kno… she is a grey warden and she had to do it to defeat the blight smh poor girl sdgfjsdfsgf

wynne: miriam doesn’t like her aT ALL, and even less when she sticks her nose in her relationship with leliana. no more words needed sdgfjsd

oghren: miriam doesn’t recruit oghren (mostly bc i don’t like him as a character bc he’s…… ughhh fgshjgf) 

barkspawn (the mabari sdgfjsd): actually his name was made up by alistair but miriam liked it so much that she accepted it as the mabari’s new name lmao. he’s The Best Friend, her loyal companion, the friend who would never betray her. her first days at camp she was so wary of everyone that the only companion she could trust was barkspawn, like… they were inseparable. and they’re still are, both having adventures together since day 1 :’)))

thanks for asking!! sorry for making this so long!! and sorry for my shitty english i tried my best!!

[savage-angel-was-a-mistake]

Get To Know Me Tag

Tagged by: @narudick

I'm on mobile and mobile's a bitch so here we go!....

How tall are you?

5'5 shmoll bb

What color are your eyes?

My step-mother SWEARS up and down they're brown but they're hazel. The eye dr. told me so so my step-mother can suck a dick. (I grew up being told they were brown, they obviously aren't.)

Do you wear contacts/glasses?

Yes. You can look at basically any pic of me and I have them. Lol. I cannot wear contacts due to astigmatism in both eyes. Also I've had a contact literally tear in my eye, so...

Do you wear braces?

I am the only one of my siblings (besides older bro and younger bro, the bookends) to have never been told I need glasses. Suck it.

What is your fashion style?

Either I look like I skipped out of Limited Too or I clawed my way out of a Hot Topic. Depends on the theme of the day. These themes do not correspond to my chest binder days. I will wear a fucking skirt and cute blouse and still be masculine, damn it.

When were you born?

October 6th, 4 days before Naruto's b-day. Mother says it was a very easy birth. I haven't asked her about my brother's birth, so I am unaware of if I was still the easiest birth.

Do you have any siblings?

Glad you asked! I have 5. They're all shit heads.

What school / college do you go to?

I go to one of the campuses of the rather large community college in my area.

What kind of a student are you?

I know some shit. I do my work. I'm always scared of group projects bc I may doom everyone there. I am always desperate to make friends, but slightly too strange to keep most of them. Always try to help struggling classmates.

What are your favourite subjects?

NOT ENGLISH HA. OR ART. I don't like taking art in school. I like Math (Algebra, Calculus, fuck Geometry) and Physics. I fucking love physics, my guys.

What are your favourite movies?

Uh... what's a movie? I like Naruro Shipuuden: Bonds. Also Boruto Movie somewhat (it was fun to watch with mom and pick out gay parts. Love my momma). Uh... I liked Men in Black. My mind always blanks when people ask me this shit.

What are your favourite past times?

Screaming into the void. Complaining about my problems. Obsessing about tiny issues. Sleeping. Googling anything that I may think is wrong with me, eventually leading me to believe I have parasites when I don't. I draw. Write... I sew occasionally. Oh shit it says favourite... statements still stand.

Do you have any regrets?

Oh boi do I! If I am better in ~2 weeks, Imma make a PSA about my most recent regret as of this moment. If I don't get better, then the PSA is shit.

What's your dream job?

PHYSICS TEACHER. I always wanted to be a teacher, but no subject seemed to stick. I fucking love physics, get great joy from explaining it to people and shit. Always wanted to teach. High school level, of course. I am NOT college professor material lol.

Would you like to get married?

Yes. I would.

Do you want kids?

No. Not even adopted, sorry. Like... I love children, but I CANNOT be responsible for one. I'm bad at it and it's disgusting and I just... not a big fan of the thought of living with one. HOWEVER, I'd totes be ok with adopting an older child, just like... not a tiny tot. I have a brother 15 years younger than me... no.

How many countries have you visited?

I have visited 4 (including where I live). I live in the US, I have visited England, France, and Spain.

What is your scariest dream?

Wow. I think the scariest dreams I have are the ones where I feel a completely new emotion. I once had one where my loved one left and I couldn't find him and I was struck with such an overwhelming amount of grief that it was like a whole new emotion all of it's own and I woke up and bawled my eyes out. I've had more, but that one stuck with me.

Do you have a significant other?

My bb, Felicius! (Felix lol) He's on here, he'll see this. :) (low key mentally married to Nart bc I'm mentally Sasook but who's counting?)

Put your playlist on shuffle and without skipping put the first 15 songs.

1. Casual Affair - Panic! At the Disco

2. Vegas Lights - P!atD

3. Intermission - P!atD

4. She had the World - P!atD

5. Introduction - P!atD

6. Running Up That Hill - Placebo (Cover)

7. Golden Days - P!atD (Fun fact! I thought he was saying Cold and Dead for the longest time)

8. Memories - P!atD

9. The Piano Knows Something I Don't Know - P!atD

10. Hallelujah - P!atD

11. Hurt - Johnny Cash (This is a fucking cover what?)

12. Mad as Rabbits -P!atD

13. Always - P!atD

14. Nicotine - P!atD

15. Bottom of the River - Delta Rae

Let me tell you why this is unfair. My playlist is titled "P!atD and co." and it has every. Single. P!atD song in it. There are more, and I don't even listen to all of their songs, so it looks like I listen to them exclusively. Usually I listen to a single artist or album (FOB's M A N I A album or Stromae, which are both in the playlist) so fuck this question.

Tag: @thevoir love you bb ❤ @boolivia what fucking music you listening to bitch

Anyone else. I don't personally know y'all so I dunno if you do these or not.

Also, I should be asleep, but my fucking medicine alarm woke me up bc I forgot to turn it off.

Much thank.

[ask-svt-hearteu]

RANDOM CRAP THE ADMINS HAVE SAID TO EACH OTHER

admins: Hai everyone! To celebrate another follower milestone, we'd like to present-

RANDOM CRAP THE ADMINS HAVE SAID TO EACH OTHER (via announcements on our KakaoTalk)

(haha i hope this is funny and entertaining for you guys, also this was just us joking/messing around)

we sacrificed our sanity for this.

we need jisoos

MEMESOL DOES NOT APPROVE

i stay shook lol

YOU'RE WRITING NOT ME HEHE

IM JIHOON EVERYTIME THEY ASK HIM TO DO AEYGO

you can’t not love Diva boo

AND I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED

im getting the joshua roll

WE’RE NEVER READY

jess do you like messi

i ship everyone with everyone

I STAN CHILDREN

JISOOS CHRIST

Every carat ever: before discovering seventeen) dang there’s thirteen members… how am I ever going to tell them apart. After like a week: That’s jun’s leg

Me: I refuse to be shorter than lee Jihoon by an inch. My friend: wtf why

WHERE ARE YOU HIDING JISOOS

LET ME BE SHOOK

ALL OF SVT WILL COME FOR YOU EVENTUALLY

//INCOHERENT SCREAMING//

So do me a favor and back up to Antarctica thanks

You didn’t see me REGRETTING MY LIFE while editing fam

I was walking out of the movie theater singing mansae

you go to sleep later but wake up earlier what kind of sorcery is this

VERKWAN IS JUST LIFE

And they just sat there like, “don’t interrupt the crazy Joshua stan unless you want to die"

LIKE SWEETIE THE GROUND AINT GOING TO GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS

TWO TEEN TWO TEEN

OUR FOLLOWERS ARE WILD

XU MINGHAO.

ZOOMING HOW.

IF JEONGHAN HAS A KID WHO WILL BE HIS BABY

I was just having a mental breakdown

Me: “My life is hamburger” | My grandmother: you like hamburger? Go to Mcdonalds | Me: LMAO NO ITS JUST SOMETHING WONWOO SAID

THATS WHAT I GET FOR QUOTING WONWOO

I. CANT. BE. LEAF. I. FORGOT. LEGIT. ONE. OF. MY. FAV. GROUPS.

i need to think of romantic cheesy stuff

LETS MAKE IT SO FLUFFY EVERYONE WILL WANT TO DIE

Whatever group it is GotSeventeen

drink water kids not alcohol

do drugs kids not school

hoshi just chose me i didnt do anything

IM NOT CRYJING YOU ARE

STAN TALENT. STAN CHINA LINE STRONG POWER THANK YOU.

“kidney function is not a right its a privilege”

CHAN IS A QT”

Waiting for confetti to fly out of my heart like in aju nice

the fun part is if people want to complain about asks being off, they can't because asks are off

MY NAME IS SOONYOUNG AND I KNEW I'D CATCH YOU SOON

do you ever think of random svt moments at school and you're about to explode and your teacher is like do you think the Pythagorean theorem is funny

does anyone else just feel attacked if your bias so much as breathes I'm sitting here trying to have lunch and a random Joshua moment comes along and I nearly choke

Jeonghan is my main competition with Joshua so you can understand my pain

MAN IF ANYONE'S GONNA DIG OUR GRAVES, IT'S GONNA BE SEVENTEEN

TUMBLR SHOULD PAY FOR OUR SUFFERING LOL

get you a boyfriend who can make your heart race as much as svt can

WTF WHO INVENTED ANGST LEMME HUNT THEM DOWN

right like yo we ain't svt either empty your bank account and go to a fansign bc you ain't getting answers for free

what svt crack watching fan would think of anything besides meanie HONESTLY

lmao I saw the post we are a disaster

we are a hurricane

yea haha no SATAN BEGONE

WHERE IS YOUR TAG

HONESTLY I'M LIKE SOONYOUNG YOU LOOK HOT AF BUT PLZ DON'T EVER LOSE WEIGHT BC YOU NEED TO KEEP THOSE CHEEKS

I'D RATHER HAVE "THAT WOULDN'T BE GREAT" TATTOOED ON MY ARM

you know you've spent too long on tumblr when you start referencing yourself

kpop ruined and fixed my life

(a photo of Memesol with chips in his mouth like a duck beak staring into your soul)

yeah yeah I hope they can start dating after like 5 years? bc I want to see mini seventeens

I HELP PEOPLE DATE SVT BY WRITING AU'S OKAY

(about the hip-hop team's mixtape volume 14) I WANT TO KNOW WHO THE FUCK DARED TO TAKE OVER CHWE HANSOL'S BODY IMMA FIGHT YOU

AND WHO THE FUCK TAUGHT WONWOO HOW TO CURSE IN ENGLISH HANSOL I EFFING BLAME YOUR DRAKE SONGS

(Seri and me still dying over the hip-hop team's mixtape) SEUNGKWAN COME COLLECT YOUR MAN

TBH I'M THINKING JOSHUA DEFINITELY NOT AS HOLY AS WE MAKE HIM OUT TO BE WITH HIS LONG SHOWERING HEADASS

AND TO THINK I WAS LISTENING TO EYES NOSE LIPS BEFORE THIS UN HAENG II CHI II CHI BULLSHIT

(a photo of Wonwoo crying with the caption "*ulgo shipji ana*")

FRICK YOU AND SVT I HATE AND LOVE YOU ALL (finally done freaking out over the hip-hop team's mixtape)

LEE JIHOON IS SHAKING IN HIS GRAVE

I KNOW WHO KILLED LEE JIHOON, YOU DID WITH THIS MDROXKBSNCOSWG

I've already sold my soul to seventeen, what more do you want

when you can't Hangul properly

PLEDIS. STOP. FREAKING. SLEEPING.ON. TALENT. AND. DPERIVING. US. (about China line)

has Joshua ever cried bc of Naruto

Svt was an experimental group sent to us by other beings in the universe bc they thought the earth was too dark and depressing without them

I must have been too focused on Hoshi's arms

where can I find a cup of black coffee that tastes like cotton candy

BASICALLY I WAS PUSHED INTO HOSHI LIKE SOMEONE WOULD BE IN OUR AU'S

I'M SORRY THAT THE MERE MENTION OF SHUA RENDERS ME AS USEFUL AS A BLADE OF GRASS

WOW KWON SOONYOUNG YOU DRINK SO PRETTY

tags you'd use on tumblr: #UM #THAT'S ILLEGAL

I NEED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL I'M STUPID LOL

"hold up is soonyoung 17 years older than me?" "wow what a coincidence" "wtf seri he's 7 years older than you"

me thinks, "okay cmon we can get like 3 au's done today"

reality hits me like, "lmao watchu saying you don't got no time turner"

SERI MY DAUGHTER I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU SOME ENCOURAGING AND INSPIRING WORDS BEFORE YOUR FIRST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY IS CRITICAL FOR YOUR SUCCESS- stan svt

and I have the soonyoung syndrome

I think I just died and have no more lives left

I have to write dates for thirteen 18+ year old boys

pffffffftttt sleep is for the weak

you're never gonna find another friend like me ;)

I CAN'T USE MY TIREDNESS AS AN EXCUSE FOR CRAZY GOSH

we're fuckin screwed

I feel like a swimming fool

wow you doing drugs? lame, I'm writing svt au's GET ON MY MOTHERFUCKA LEVEL

but all my svt songs are my night songs, my shower songs, my hw songs,,,

and I said, "you know I probably couldn't eat that ice cream bc I'm too salty"

I said, "you're a prefect match for that ice cream because you're so sweet" ;)

may Hong Jisoo be my guiding light (crying emojis)

and I thought 'I like suffering so might as well'

my relationship with angst is pretty much the same as my relationship with seventeen

HAVE AN EGG TART

MY FAV IS KWON SOONYOUNG AND NO I'M NOT BIASED OR ANYTHING PFFT

I can't listen to boom boom without a flannel or dress shirt on so I can stick out the side like they do at the beginning choreo:,,,)

I like svt //finger guns// //runs away//

I'd gladly be collected by soonyoung thanks

where do I sell my soul to get a studio version?

[youngerdrgrey]

text me ‘round midnight // a queen sugar fic

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Charley's phone dings a few minutes before midnight on December 31st, 2016. One unread message from Davis West.

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or, that time I got emotional thinking about how Charley spent last year’s new year with her little family in L.A. but probably spends this year’s surrounded by all of them and only has one purpose outside the family who sends a real text to her. (check here for a flashback to new years 2015 w/ Charley and Davis, click here to read both of these on ao3)

UPDATED (1/02/17) additional conversations added to this year’s inbox

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last year's inbox

To Charley Bordelon // Dec 31, 2015 (7:04 pm) Daddy: I tried calling. You must be busy over there. Your old man's turning in for the night. Early I know but next year will be the same as the one before it, just a little longer. Send Micah my love. Happy New Year, baby girl

To Daddy (Ernest Bordelon) // Dec 31, 2015 (8:17 pm) Charley: Daddy, I'm sorry I missed your call. Davis and I got wrapped up in this new spread for next year. I can call you right now if you're still up. I should've had the ringer up, I know how early you go to bed. Happy New Year. I'll be down there as soon as I can get away. I love you.

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To Charley // Dec 31, 2015 (9:01 pm) Vi: Happy New Year baby! 

To Vi // Dec 31, 2015 (9:01 pm) Charley: Happy New Year, Aunt Vi! You and Hollywood making a mess down there?

To Charley // Dec 31, 2015 (9:03 pm) Vi: You know I don't ever make a mess I can't clean! Nova says hi

To Vi //  Dec 31, 2015 (9:04 pm) Charley: Does she really? Hey Nova Charley: It's just me and Davis at the house now. He says hey & to send us some jelly next time you make some

To Charley // Dec 31, 2015 (9:08 pm) Vi: As if Hollywood would let any food out of this house. Ya'll can get outta here w that. I'll let you get on to your plans. Tell Micah we love him and we miss him down here. He's old enough, you can always just send him to visit

To Vi // Dec 31, 2015 (9:10 pm) Charley: We'll come down together, Aunt Vi. Soon. We'll be down there before you know it

To Charley // Dec 31, 2015 (9:11 pm) Vi: I'll believe it when I see it, Miss Bordelon-West Vi: Alright bye baby

To Vi // Dec 31, 2015 (9:12 pm) Charley: bye

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To Micah // Dec 31, 2015 (10:32 pm) Charley: Text your grandfather, don't forget! Your Aunt Violet too Charley: I'll get you in the morning, and if you need anything at all, just call. Charley: And I swear Micah West if anyone so much as thinks about drinking, you stay inside or you have us come get you. Promise.

To Mom // Dec 31, 2015 (10:35 pm) Micah: I promise, Mom. You worry too much. We're playing around. Far from the windows with Dominoes and Red Bull Micah: Go have fun with Dad. You deserve a night off

To Micah // Dec 31, 2015 (10:36 pm) Charley: thank you. And text. your. grandfather! Charley: And my mom. Don't forget her or we'll never hear the end of it.

To Mom // Dec 31, 2015 (10:38 pm) Micah: I'll text them Micah: Night, Mom

To Micah // Dec 31, 2015 (10:40 pm) Charley: And don't think I won't mention you and your dad working behind my back to get you this night out. But that's a lecture for 2016. Love you. Stay safe xx

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To Charley Bordelon-West // Dec 31, 2015 (11:59 pm) Davis: What do I always say, baby? Just let it be good. So this is me doing just that. Micah's with his friends, you right beside me, no point in waking you up just to say what I can say in the morning, right? But in case you wake up before me, happy new year, I love you, and we can take whatever this year's got for us so long as we do it together. You and me, Charley. You and me.

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To Mom // Jan 01, 2016 (12:01 am) Micah: HAPPY NEW YEAR MOM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Micah: Hope it wasn't too bad ringing it in without me haha Micah: (Jeremy's cool but next year, you me and Dad for sure. I miss our song.) Micah: (and you guys I guess)

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this year's inbox

To Charley // Dec 31, 2016 (10:14 am) Vi: You sleeping here or Remy's tonight?

To Vi // Dec 31, 2016 (10:15 am) Charley: There probably, if it's not too much. I'd rather wake up to the full house I think

To Charley // Dec 31, 2016 (10:17 am) Vi: Fine by me. He staying too?

To Vi // Dec 31, 2016 (10:18 am) Charley: Let me ask Charley: "If it wouldn't be too much." He says he'll bring eggs for the morning

To Charley // Dec 31, 2016 (10:20 am) Vi: Make that bacon Vi: thick cut Vi: at least 2 packs since we'll have a whole army to feed

To Vi // Dec 31, 2016 (10:22 am) Charley: We'll pick it up on the way. Need anything else?

To Charley // Dec 31, 2016 (10:24 am) Vi: That's all for me. Ask Nova. Don't know if she'll have time for the store with the traffic

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To Nova // Dec 31, 2016 (10:26 am) Charley: Going to the store. Need anything for tonight?

To Charley // Dec 31, 2016 (10:28 am) Nova: That air mattress you have in your closet

To Nova // Dec 31, 2016 (10:29 am) Charley: Nova

To Charley // Dec 31, 2016 (10:31 am) Nova: I'll even say please, Charley. I'm not sleeping on the couch and I don't want to drive all the way back  Nova: You know Remy's sleeping with you anyway. Don't waste the bed bc you want to keep playing

To Nova // Dec 31, 2016 (10:32 am) Charley: ...I didn't hear a please

To Charley // Dec 31, 2016 (10:33 am) Nova: I'm bringing all sorts of goodies tonight. Don't make me leave you out Nova: please

To Nova // Dec 31, 2016 (10:37 am) Charley: Now we're talking. I'll bring it down when I get to Vi's. Charley: Are you or the boys going for a "walk" with Micah tonight?

To Charley // Dec 31, 2016 (10:38 am) Nova: He gets to take a walk??? Nova: ooh if Daddy could see you now, turning little Micah into a delinquent 

To Nova // Dec 31, 2016 (10:40 am) Charley: Get out of here Charley: and technically you're doing the turning. I'm just asking that you stop him before he spends the whole night paranoid

To Charley // Dec 31, 2016 (10:41 am) Nova: But that's part of the fun. We do it your way and he'll be walking all the time

To Nova // Dec 31, 2016 (10:42 am) Charley: Remember he's the one watching Blue tonight. You want to wind up babysitting?

To Charley // Dec 31, 2016 (10:43 am) Nova: I'll stick to kicking your ass in Spades Nova: Rah and I are walking out of there wit all your money! Nova: Have you betting the mill and everything

To Nova // Dec 31, 2016 (10:45 am) Charley: Don't you still owe me 10k? Charley: You can add whatever you LOSE to your tab

To Charley // Dec 31, 2016 (10:47 am) Nova: Imma remember that Nova: Screenshot this conversation. You can pull it up when I win and have you swapping out your wine for the real stuff

To Nova // Dec 31, 2016 (10:48 am) Charley: Okay well we are at the store now. You sure you don't need anything?

To Charley // Dec 31, 2016 (10:49 am) Nova: s'all good here

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To Mom // Dec 31, 2016 (11:15 am) Micah: Are you still at the store? Micah: Bring back graham cracker crumbs Micah: Cheesecake > black eyed peas

To Micah // Dec 31, 2016 (11:17 am) Charley: Those aren't even in the same category, Micah Charley: You baking?

To Mom // Dec 31, 2016 (11:18 am) Micah: Vi's gonna show me

To Micah // Dec 31, 2016 (11:19 am) Charley: I'll get caramel too then

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To Charley // Dec 31, 2016 (11:21 am) Vi: wait get another pack of wings Vi: this won't be enough

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To Mom // Dec 31, 2016 (11:22 am) Micah: Vi wants wings

To Micah // Dec 31, 2016 (11:23 am) Charley: She told me

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To Micah, Vi, Nova, Hollywood, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (11:34 am) Charley: I AM IN LINE RIGHT NOW FOR THE THIRD TIME. IF YOU WANT SOMETHNG SPEAK NOW OR GO YOURSELF

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Nova, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (11:35 am) Ralph Angel: Blue dropped the cider. Could you get some

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Nova, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (11:35 am) Hollywood: Just me bringing liquor or is someone else pitching in?

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Ralph Angel, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (11:36 am) Nova: I got you

To Micah, Vi, Nova, Hollywood, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (11:36 am) Charley: Okay cider. That's it? We promise?

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Nova, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (11:37 am) Hollywood: Thx Nova

To Micah, Nova, Hollywood, Charley, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (11:38 am) Vi: Wings Charley wings

To Micah, Vi, Nova, Hollywood, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (11:39 am) Charley: She has the wings

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Ralph Angel, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (11:40 am) Nova: Hey Remy! What you bringing tonight?

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Nova, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (11:41 am) Hollywood: an empty stomach Hollywood: or some pillows for the floor!

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Ralph Angel, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (11:42 am) Nova: You know good and well he ain't sleeping on no floor

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Nova, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (11:43 am) Ralph Angel: you wrong for that Wood

To Vi, Nova, Hollywood, Ralph Angel, Mom // Dec 31, 2016 (11:43 am) Micah: You guys know I'm in this chat too right?

To Micah, Vi, Nova, Hollywood, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (11:44 am) Charley: I'm bringing the woman bringing everything you all forgot

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Ralph Angel, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (11:44 am)  Nova: ah hush Micah, you're fine Nova: I didn't forget anything

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Nova, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (11:45 am) Hollywood: He'll be on the floor once he costs her all those books Hollywood: Can't play for shit

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Ralph Angel, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (11:46 am) Nova: That's why he's not my partner Nova: me and Rah for life

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Nova, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (11:47 am) Ralph Angel: why thank you sis

To Micah, Vi, Nova, Hollywood, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (11:48 am) Charley: STOP BLOWING UP MY PHONE

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Ralph Angel, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (11:48 am) Nova: Uh oh she's upset

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Nova, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (11:49 am) Ralph Angel: We're  just talking Charley

To Micah, Vi, Nova, Hollywood, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (11:49 am) Charley: I'm not upset. I'm busy

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Nova, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (11:49 am) Hollywood: She talk all the time but can't handle it when other people start talking

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Ralph Angel, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (11:50 am) Nova: She started the group chat, did she not?

To Vi, Nova, Hollywood, Ralph Angel, Mom // Dec 31, 2016 (11:50 am) Micah: guys

To Micah, Nova, Hollywood, Charley, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (11:50 am) Vi: Just talk when you get here its fine Vi: it won't kill you to get off the phone

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Ralph Angel, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (11:51 am) Nova: You're on the phone too!

To Micah, Vi, Nova, Hollywood, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (11:52 am) Charley: I'm just tunring the phone off Charley: Message Remy if you need anything

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Nova, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (11:53 am) Ralph Angel: what else could we need?

To Vi, Nova, Hollywood, Ralph Angel, Mom // Dec 31, 2016 (11:53 am) Micah: please stop talking

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Nova, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (11:54 am) Ralph Angel: Getting pretty bold over there

To Vi, Nova, Hollywood, Ralph Angel, Mom // Dec 31, 2016 (11:55 am) Micah: I could take you

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Ralph Angel, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (11:56 am) Nova: Don't get fought

To Micah, Nova, Hollywood, Charley, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (11:56 am) Vi: No you can't baby

To Vi, Nova, Hollywood, Ralph Angel, Mom // Dec 31, 2016 (11:57 am) Micah: I took kickboxing

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Nova, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (11:58 am) Hollywood: He didn't grow up kickboxing

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Ralph Angel, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (11:59 am) Nova: He didn't grow up fighting neither

To Micah, Nova, Hollywood, Charley, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (12:00 pm) Vi: Not the way Ernest rose him

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Nova, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (12:01 pm) Ralph Angel: Again with this stuff Vi

To Micah, Nova, Hollywood, Charley, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (12:02 pm) Vi: Now I didn't say anything Ralph Angel. I'm not part of none of this

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Nova, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (12:02 pm) Ralph Angel: You made yourself part of it

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Ralph Angel, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (12:02 pm) Nova: Charley made us part of it with this chat

To Vi, Nova, Hollywood, Ralph Angel, Mom // Dec 31, 2016 (12:03 pm) Micah: Don't blame my mom. I started the fight

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Ralph Angel, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (12:03 pm) Nova: That wasn't a fight

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Nova, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (12:04 pm) Ralph Angel: That wasn't a fight

To Vi, Nova, Hollywood, Ralph Angel, Mom // Dec 31, 2016 (12:04 pm) Micah: Whatever

To Micah, Nova, Hollywood, Charley, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (12:05 pm) Vi: Can we please just stop?

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To Micah // Dec 31, 2016 (12:34 pm) Charley: Thank you for trying baby

To Mom // Dec 31, 2016 (12:35 pm) Micah: Biggest fan remember?

To Micah // Dec 31, 2016 (12:36 pm) Charley: Biggest fan ❤️ Charley: We're almost there. Get the door?

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To Charley // Dec 31, 2016 (11:54 pm) Davis: Hey Charley, I don't want to take up too much of your time. I know you and the family are probably a few books deep at the spades table. I'm with a few of the guys right now and I couldn't stop thinking about this last year. It's been a lot for people all over the country, but for us? You lost your dad so close to the start of this year. But you didn't let that stop you. You built a fucking empire Charley, and I am so proud of you for that. That'll never change. Look I'm sorry that I couldn't be who you needed me to be. Sorry that I got caught up and lost you and Micah the way that I did. Sorry that I hurt you baby. And I hope that in the new year, I can show you just how sorry I am and earn the chance (not the right) to be a part of your life again. Davis: Anyway, happy new year Charley. You deserve every ounce you gave to me.

To Davis West // Jan 01, 2017 (8:13 am) Charley: Happy new year, Davis. I actually meant to text you back last night, but finding the words to do that was a lot harder than I expected it to be. Thank you, first of all, for saying what you did and for apologizing. You keep saying that you're sorry, that you've grown, to all of the press, and I might actually be starting to believe you. But even more than that, I want to thank you for not asking. For actually respecting the boundaries here and letting me start this new life. It wouldn't have been possible without you coming down here, so I will always owe a debt to you for that. You kept your word last year, and I hope you do the same in the new one. Be there for Micah and show up when you can to be there for the people who still root for you. I wish you the best.

To Charley // Jan 01, 2017 (9:12 am) Davis: You can be honest you know? I mean I know that's the nice part of you talking but you have always been honest with me

To Davis West // Jan 01, 2017 (9:15 am) Charley: And what's the point of that? Look, I want you to do well because that reflects well on me, and the team, and on Micah. I want you to play and grow and never hurt another person the way that you hurt us. What more do you want?

To Charley // Jan 01, 2017 (9:20 am) Davis: I want to talk to you, Charley. Want to hear from the person who was the most important person in my life for eighteen years

To Davis West // Jan 01, 2017 (9:23 am) Charley: Then maybe you shouldn't have slept with other women. Maybe you shouldn't have gotten caught and then you shouldn't have lied to my face and cost me three million dollars and the ability to sleep at night. Davis, I am doing my very best to still help you and run the brand that I helped you create. But that has to be all that we have. I can't do this again.

To Charley // Jan 01, 2017 (9:25 am) Davis: I'm not asking for anything

To Davis West // Jan 01, 2017 (9:27 am) Charley: Just like you weren't asking in October? Or asking Micah to spy on me? He told me all about your leading questions, Davis. Did you think you could keep asking him about what I was doing and he wouldn't let me know?

To Charley // Jan 01, 2017 (9:29 am) Davis: I just wanted to know if you were serious about this guy

To Davis West // Jan 01, 2017 (9:31 am) Charley: Then ask me, not Micah.

To Charley // Jan 01, 2017 (9:32 am) Davis: Are you Davis: Serious about this guy

To Davis West // Jan 01, 2017 (9:35 am) Charley: You don't get to ask me that.

To Charley // Jan 01, 2017 (9:36 am) Davis: You told me to ask

To Davis West // Jan 01, 2017 (9:37 am) Charley: I didn’t mean it. You should understand what it’s like to say something you don’t mean

To Charley // Jan 01, 2017 (9:38 am) Davis: I meant every word I said to you, baby

To Davis West // Jan 01, 2017 (9:39 am) Charley: Sure you did. Davis, I am not getting sucked back into this again. I’m sick of talking in circles with you. I'll talk to Miriam when I have something else to say.

To Charley // Jan 01, 2017 (9:44 am) Davis: That's it? Davis: You're done with this conversation? Davis: We started off so well. Charley, please just talk to me again. It doesn't have to mean anything.

To Davis West // Jan 01, 2017 (9:47 am) Charley: Of course it means something. You think I can talk to you and not think of everything you put me through? You think we can just be friends now? If it's not about our son or our business, then I don't want to talk to you.

To Charley // Jan 01, 2017 (9:50 am) Davis: When you say stuff like that, it sounds like you're not over me Davis: and if you're not over me, then why are you with this guy? Davis: You can't keep playing with people because you don't know what you want

To Davis West // Jan 01, 2017 (9:55 am) Charley: I've been with Remy for almost six months now so I'm pretty sure I know what I want. Every day, it gets a little easier to be without you and conversations like this only help that. So be careful. You don't want to start this year by completely losing my support.

To Charley // Jan 01, 2017 (9:57 am) Davis: All this over some guy? Davis: Charley come on Davis: seriously? Davis: You know you said the same thing in the divorce and you didn't cut me off then. You can't do this without me

To Davis West // Jan 01, 2017 (10:00 am) Charley: Unlike you, I have a whole life outside of what I do. Being your agent, running the mill, those are only part of who I am. And Micah and Remy and the rest of my family get to know the full version of who I am now. Every ounce from before and SO many more. Charley: Try me again, Davis, and I will burn everything you have to the ground. Charley: Go on and keep texting me. I'm done for now.

To Charley // Jan 01, 2017 (10:02 am) Davis: You don't mean that

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bonus

To Charley Bordelon // Jan 01, 2017 (10:10 am) Remy: You ever coming back to bed?

To Remy Newell // Jan 01, 2017 (10:11 am) Charley: Soon. Coffee?

To Charley Bordelon // Jan 01, 2017 (10:12 am) Remy: Yes ma'am Remy: You okay?

To Remy Newell // Jan 01, 2017 (10:13 am) Charley: I've been worse. I'll see you upstairs once it's ready, okay?

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To Daddy (Ernest Bordelon) // Jan 01, 2017 (10:17 am) Charley: First New Years down here in ages and you weren't here with us. Micah ran Blue through the whole house on his shoulders. They toasted their sparkling cider at midnight (Nova "snuck" something into Micah's glass, but at least she gives a heads up now before spoiling him) I probably shouldn't be doing this. Someone new could have your number already, but if it is someone new, could you not reply? Just skip over this message and let a girl pretend for a second or two.

Daddy, I'm sorry I didn't say goodbye before your homegoing. I let myself get all caught up in everything happening with Davis. I could've been there sooner. I could've given you the time you deserved. And I do everything I can now to give that time and that advice and love to everybody out here, but it's not gonna fix it, will it? It's not gonna change anything?

You'd love the mill. The whole community's grinding out there, and we finally showed that family what happens when you mess with the Bordelons. I'll tell you all about it one day. Until then, I love you, Daddy.

(And this year's not for you; it's for me. And it's going to be my best one yet. I promise.)

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