#and it will happen again

[dailyshittymumbojumbodoodles]

Day 324: I KEEP FALLING ASLEEP BEFORE POSTING TIME AND THEN POSTING AT FIVE AM

[unhappy-sometimes]

if i had a nickel for every time one of my twiyor comics ended with them accidentally cuddling in bed i’d have two nickels which isn’t OH SHUT UP

[pokemon-ash-aus]

if you were to have a hypothetical infection au, what kind of disease would it be and who would go bye-bye first?

Hypothetical, but i love the thought of it cementing in Pokerus. A disease that can't help but NOT be transferred, lasts 3 days then is gone for good- you can never get it again.

Except it goes wrong.

You notice it in your Charmander, a spunky little guy you caught recently in the academy. You see the purple haze of it's eyes and the near lethargic sway of it's body.

Excitement courses through your veins- you know of Pokerus- you have a few pokemon that have gotten it in the past- this is nothing for you.

So you send your Charmander in battle, call commands to it even though it doesn't really listen.

It uses bite... A lot. Small pokemon, big pokemon- you're not sure why, you aren't even sure Charmander HAS bite in it's normal moveset.

Day 3 rolls in fast and leaves in faster.

Your Charmander still has purple eyes and a lethargic sway.

There aren't screams, nothing that tells you of the impending doom crawling down the walls of the academy. Nothing that could tell you how wrong this was.

You set your Charmander in a healing box, let them sit there for a day or so.

The other students and trainers get angry- they are furious with you that you're taking up the only healing box in the biome you are in.

But fear courses through your vein, hints of purple echoing the peripherals of your eyes. Your chest burns, you feel tired and you don't know why.

The day ends and night is falling, so you shakily let out your Charmander.

It lays in the grass, labored breathing reaching your ears.

It suddenly comes to your mind that it hasn't eaten much in the past 3 days.

It comes to mind that you haven't eaten much either.

You stumble away, leaving your charmander at the edge of the healing box, leaving it's purple eyes and pooling drool to lay in the grass.

Rapid attempts have you throwing your pokemon around, the red light drawing your attention and has you staring at them.

You don't recognize them easily. It takes a few minutes of labored breathing before your eyes land on your Florges.

It shows no signs of the Pokerus. It's had it once before and it seems it wasn't eager to pick the desease up again.

Your other pokemon don't bear the same weight.

Your Lechonk hadn't moved since you released it.

Your Sandile was swaying, steadily crossing away from you.

Your Rotom was floating eerily still, orange and blue body coated in a purple hue.

Your Grimer wasn't really there either. It's body inflating as raspy breaths echoed it's body.

It's eyes never left you.

4 days had passed. It takes pokerus a few hours to infect those around it, but it never infects the same pokemon twice.

Your arms feel numb come morning, you've been staring at your pokemon for hours apparently.

The 5th day you don't remember your name, you don't even know if you remember who your pokemon are.

You stumble into the tundra, your body warm and your stomach heavy even as your fingers turn blue in the cold. You wander and wander, watch as Pokemon sway in the same tempo as you.

Left.

Right.

Left.

Right.

The hunger hits you out of left field, soft at first, then a startling monster that makes your mouth salivate, drool prickling at the edges of your mouth and douse down the front of your shirt.

In the cold, it should be painful. Tiny ice crystals popping and blistering against blemished skin, it should hurt.

You don't feel a thing, but you're hungry.

You're so hungry.

Your wandering, your slow lethargic swaying turns into one of desperation. You're running through the cold tundra, jumping into freezing water that don't bother you none.

There's something at the beach.

It looks like a Pokemon, but it could also be human, you're not sure what it is, but it's too slow to move.

You forget that cooking was an option, forgo all the items in your bag that are fresh and ready to use. You forget that you are in a dome, and food is still readily available to all.

Your teeth sink into flesh as the Pokemon-Human thing writhes beneath you. Warm liquid presses against your tongue, sweet and savory all in one go.

Your mind screams at you- it should taste metallic in some way- but you ignore it for another bite.

One.

Two.

Three.

That's all you need before you pull away, the creature was still living, still writhing and screaming.

You stand and begin to wander again, back through the tundra and into the open plains.

There is a light- you don't recognize it.

The Charmander of before steps to your side, and as a duo, you wander and wander.

The dome is closed.

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Anyway, if i had a thought on who would be infected first, it's gonna be Ash with how much he lvoes and helps pokemon. It's inevitable ToT

[twicetolivetwicetodie]

Time to rewatch the best episode of fantasy television of all time

[kermitbread]

hananene yuri in the hatsune miku fit

this is drawn in raspberry style! want one? you can get one here :)

[weewoo911]

Tommy:

[hellsite-detective]

There was this one post of like a guy being flung with his legs open and the text "pop that pussy white boy" and I can't find it. Think you're up for finding it, detective?

i gotta admit... i'm a little scared to even attempt googlin' this particular post. but this work takes me places that i wouldn't go with a gun

so, with fear in my heart, i went out on the street to track this one down. thankfully i found the post with no issue of... other results. even more thankful still, the image was not at all what i expected. after i finished breaking up laughing, i grabbed the post and filed it away for later

Post Case: Popped

[thefoyetagenda]

Foyet: I’m sorry for being annoying.

Foyet: It will happen again.

[gaypplshallarise]

Thinking about how Macaque just wanted a simple life. Do nothing but laugh and enjoy life with his favorite stone monkey. He just wanted to settle down because he believed this was all they ever wanted.

Wukong thought they deserved more. So he strove for power. He made allegiances because he knew it wouldn't be enough. Keeping his loved ones safe would take more than what they had now. And Wukong believed they could do it, together.

[neosatsuma]

knee bruises are out here inventing brand new colors never seen before by man, just doing the absolute most, and you say "why is there even a bruise there" and after thinking back and retracing your steps and consulting the stars and hiring a private investigator you come to find out it's because three (3) weeks ago you dropped a pencil in your lap

[blondeaxolotl]

Oh right, my cousin and I have seen the new episode today and we kept slut shaming Sebastian whenever he was on screen, it was fun

[discojams]

oh helena... <3

[jokingpenguins]

If I had a nickel for every time I drew joker and penguin sleeping, I'd have one hundred nickels. Which is a LOT, what is wrong with me.

[janelame-sicksadworld]

Pretty rude that he's not stretching out my cunt with his pretty cock until I turn into an incoherent mess of his cum and my own juices in his bed rn but whatever I guess 😤

[mnonep]

IT'S MIKKI'S BDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! 🥺🧡🧡🧡

[tastethesetears]

-Sue Zhao