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The thing that I find most infuriating about AI is the way that it is actively undermining my students' education. How am I supposed to teach them to think critically and work through problems if every time they encounter a question they don't immediately have an answer for they go running to ChatGPT to do it for them?
#i'm grading so many essays that I suspect they had AI write it for them and then just paraphrased#and its missing the entire point#if they can't generate their own ideas about something they've read or about the world in general where will they be?#but I can't teach them to do that if all their effort is going into avoiding doing that#and the internet is bending over backwards to help them not think#I think it's maybe the most pernicious effect of AI#and it makes me angry
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i dont care what kind of lore they're coming up with for that zepotha film or whatever the fuck over on tiktok, nothing will ever come close to the fact goncharov was spawned entirely from a label on a boot
#like its so artificially manufactured its intolerable#you're missing the whole point of the bit#it wasn't just that a movie got made up it was the fact we all spontaneously entered into a collective fever dream#based entirely on the label for a fake film on the tongue of knock off boots !!!!!!!!#goncharov#zepotha
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#golden kamuy#ogata hyakunosuke#love of my life#When I say I'm in love with him I mean it#I have never loved a fictional character more than him in my entire life its kind of pathetic#I could fix it but I prefer whatever the fuck is wrong with me (and him) far more#messed up eye I guess#His missing eye is just kind of part of him IDK how to tag it bc it's not gory and I dont see it as weird or anything#Its just kind of part of his appearance after a certain point so yknow.#I'm being mentally ill in the tags of my own art so I'll wrap it up but we'll just leave it here.
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Buceta Bugalatti's no good very bad cooking.
#art.jpeg#jjba#bruno buccellati#bruno bucciarati#<- i honestly prefer the og spelling rather than this one. because he sounds intenselly more italian.#jjba vento auero#golden wind#jojo's bizarre adventure#¿¡!?sorry its been 5 years in this site i still dont know how 2 tag my shit#i think this fanbase has been rotted after all those ''mama bruno'' headcanons that miss his entire point.#because this man has no time to learn how to cook. the others could but this guy would get home close the door...#...and fall face first onto the floor for 4 hours. at his entrance. the he wakes up and goes out to work again.#buccellati i am afraid that due to not changeing your lifestyle you wouldve pass away regardless of Chest Cavity..
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Behold ye, my Protoframe oc, Darius.
(Ft @doggojin and @thatfluffyboi's Chanho n Sol, they make an delightful trio tbh)
Some extra deets (lots of notes on him be warned) post cut! :)
Separated into physical and psychological/lore.
Physical notes :
Spanish-Mediterranean, mid-to-late twenties, looms at a ridiculous 6'6" (200 cm I believe? around there.) but is normally hovering an inch or two off the ground. Thankfully, he's gotten into the habit of tucking his legs in a bit so he doesn't hit every single doorframe that he passes through. He lost his left leg from the knee down due to an unfortunate incident with a landmine, and had a prosthetic for several years before the techrot.
Darius's body is made up of connected pieces held together by sentient energy, and all of his organs have either been replaced by the techrot-sentient hybrid growths, or are no longer necessary and have been removed. He currently lacks the entirety of a regular digestive tract as we would know it, and subsists mostly on energy. However, should he require physical mass for either rebuilding/modifying himself, or creating other sentients, he can 'eat' by putting materials in his mouth, pulling his bodily pieces together, and allowing the techrot systems to dissolve things into more workable particles, or pushing things between separated segments of his body (usually his chest) and letting the sentient bits pick things apart and feed them to the rot for storage. (This takes longer and is less effective at energy conservation) Extra notes on this later when we discuss his abilities.
The connective energy between segments is manifested in string-like bundles of force, which are manipulatable and can be 'touched', though unless he's focusing on keeping his energy properly contained you will likely get a light zap, and with prolonged touch you'll likely be able to feel them hum with power. They normally have about the same tactile strength as woven spiderwebbing of the same thickness, stretching easily but ultimately severable with either enough effort or something sharp. Should you sever all the connections, the piece will just fall off. Removed pieces aren't controllable by him any longer, but are re-attachable, and although he's got a body plan that his form defaults to, every single bit of him is entirely modular except for his cranium. Removing his jaw takes some effort, as there are technically still segments of flesh (his lips, basically) holding it on, but it is possible. If he really puts his mind to it, though, he can remove a segment, and maintain the links through mental focus, or by tethering them to something that he/they can feed off of. Through this, he can make replacement limbs for others, or additional armor, given they've got the bio-energy to keep the segments active.
Bodily segments are almost entirely made of toughened armor plating, with the majority of flexibility being located on the twin pieces that make up his chest/torso, as this is also where the majority of the techrot based organs lie. Although he does need to breathe, each segment intakes oxygen individually, through the softer and more porous dark insides. He has full sensation in any piece of him that he's linked to, as the energy connections serve as a nervous system, and can 'digest' pieces if he's in desperate need of energy/materials in a pinch.
Being modular, he can, in the same way he summons other sentients, simply craft himself differing body parts whenever he so pleases. The larger the piece, the more effort/thought it takes, since it requires a greater complexity of systems for nutrient, oxygen, and waste management. Due to his own lack of knowledge, he doesn't manifest any replacements larger than his own legs, and would rather just spit out a patch and slap it onto injured areas and let the techrot do its thing. This is why his 'armor' looks less dramatic compared to actual caliban, because why the hell would he want that much weight throwing him off balance? He'll accept the techrot/sentient's desires and keep his form adjacent to it, though.
Ability wise, he's functionally pretty similar to a vampire. While he technically could subsist entirely off of regular food, it would require a lot of time and careful dieting to gather the proper resources his body needs, and his energy levels would be rather constantly low. So, instead, he just eats as much techrot as he can and prays for the best, or drinks directly from power generators when he can get away with it, or anything similar. Pure energy as a baseline keeps all his sentient systems running, and metals/proteins allow his techrot systems to keep going. Thankfully for him, he's got two boyfriends who are both quite energetic, and really don't mind his needs as much as they should.
Manifesting sentient fighters usually happens in the same way as he manifests new pieces of himself, but with the added caveat that they don't need functional internal systems for long term usage, and he can charge them up with his own power to keep them running as long as he needs. This is obviously extremely resource intensive, but if it keeps those he cares about safe, (and since it appeases the eternal need to consume and create and consume and create and consume and create) he'll do whatever he must.
Due to all of the above, he prefers particularly tight or comfortable clothing,, as it helps mitigate the changes that happen depending on his energy levels. The less he's got, the looser his pieces, and things will just fall off if he's dead tired (lol). So... Avoiding that is nice. Additionally, although he needs his chest cavity within reach for making sentients at a quick notice, he does like looking in the mirror and not seeing his own body immediately as so blatantly inhuman and monstrous. The straps he uses for his military harness are half to hold things and half to straight up just keep himself together. The mask is for keeping his eyes clear of gore while he's in the middle of shit, because that was a severe issue beforehand. Take a bite, get blinded bc there was more fluid than you expected, have to panic and try and fix that mid combat, leaving you even worse off than you were previously? No thanks.
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Psycological notes and lore:
Before Entrati got his hands on him, he was a well respected mediator that worked on communications for the ICR, and worked directly with the Hollvanian government and its military to allow for the ICR to remain in the city.
Coming from a well off and well expecting background, from a young age he was put through his paces and taught to be the finest edition of a modern renaissance man, giving him very little time to do anything but his studies, and very little affection from anything but perfection. Even then, kinda mid. As such, he is a well mannered and well spoken fellow with a deeply repressed childish nature that only ever comes out at the worst possible times amidst the best possible company.
Having been tailor-made for communications work, he was also ensured a healthy dose in very many other skills that might come up from time to time while traveling. (Including, but not limited to, sewing (which he hates), cooking (which he has extremely low patience for), midwifery (which thank god hasn't come up yet), medical triage (unfortunately has), general electrical and mechanical knowledge (much better for him now than it was before), a few languages, and so forth. Post becoming a protoframe, much of his knowledge has degraded due to the changes required for his brain to be able to control his bio-energy, leaving him constantly irritated when faced with a challenge that he knows DAMN well how to deal with, but cant remember specifics on.
He deals with irritation and anger very expressly, not one for subtlety or sarcasm when it comes to his displeasure. This man will Not be the one making snide jabs across the table, he would instead pull you aside privately and explain quite logically the behaviors he's disliking and see if either an agreement can be reached or if another specialist should be put forth. A trait learned from his parents, no doubt, but also one that helps considerably when it comes to governmental relations and respect.
All of his emotions are generally delt with highly logically, which, when it comes to more positive or soft feelings, gets very awkward and confusing for him very fast. One might find have found him before sitting on a bench, staring up at the falling leaves. If you asked him what he was thinking about, he'd respond that he's trying to comprehend why exactly he should be feeling happy about witnessing something so mundane. He wouldn't leave, of course, he'd still watch, but there will always be a part of him that shies away from emotions as a whole. All the sweeter, imo, when he really starts feeling and letting himself feel. Love is a strange thing, isn't it?
During his time in Hollvania, he got infected through volunteer work, doing his best to actually be helpful past the eternal red-tape. He hid it for as long as he could, taking extra care to frequently wash, scrub down, and then properly bandage and ointment up the affected bits of his arms so he wouldn't risk spreading anything, but it didn't do much for him at all. He was needed to maintain good relations, often running intermediary briefing dialogues to keep both sides as up to date as possible on the ICR's doings, so duty really did pull him in half. (haha) As the rot progressed and claimed more of his body, leaving him weaker and more frequently ill, it was less and less ethically feasible for him to keep working, despite it more or less being the only thing he really knew how to do, and there being very few people who could replace him. If he wasn't doing something, if he wasn't being productive, solving problems, keeping people happy, then what was he?
And then he heard of a man with a miracle cure, our good old Doktor Friday, and the fact that it worked. Naturally, Darius paid him a visit, already having used his infected status as an excuse to let him do a bit more hands on assistance wherever he could. And Entrati indeed did give him a cure, listening and nodding along to all the reasons Darius gave as to why he would likely be a good test subject, especially if it meant that if it worked, Darius would be in an excellent position to grant Albrecht significant funding for expanding his cures to the greater populous, who needed them desperately.
Well, it sure didn't fucking do much, did it, leaving him visually better, but when word got out that the others who'd taken the cure had become super-spreaders, you bet your ass he started panicking immediately. He'd been in rooms for extended periods of time with everyone in command, just his presence might have been enough to entirely destabilize the local government, or absolutely gut the ICR. So, once more, he claimed a stomach illness to take some time off. This was a very big problem, so back he went, livid as all hell, to hunt down Entrati.
He got the whole spiel about unforeseen mutations within the techrot responding strangely, and although he didn't believe it, he already had nothing left to lose. He wasn't a soldier, sure, he had training in fencing, could handle a gun, but he couldn't help like the others could, and he could not go back to the one thing he'd been set up all his life to be. And Entrati had a bit of a twinkle in his eye when he said that there might be something that he could do, but it would take time, and multiple tests, to be able to make it all work. There was another strain Dr E was experimenting with that, as he was shown samples and heard the explanations, seemed to be able to nullify the techrot almost entirely. (It was actually just subsuming it, but visually, the two outcomes were nearly identical.)
So he said yes. Like a fucking idiot.
The initial dose laced him with the helminth strain, preparing his body, granting him strength, even though it hurt so very much, the pain leaving him borderline insensate, unable to do anything but lay there and cry as he felt his very flesh twisting and saw Entrati approach with the second dose after a few hours.
Number two was a low dose of the sentient strain, modified, following Caliban's biological approach, and the reaction between the two was violent, techrot subsumed with a rapid hunger and made to serve a new master. Darius's body quite literally began tearing at the seams, and Entrati took his time with the process, utilizing several more small injections, so he wouldn't die of pure blood loss.
When all was said and done, his twisted body was held together by a scant few threads of power, and he was very much unconscious, having fallen into a coma that would last multiple days, fed with an occasional battery set into the new cavity within his chest.
Wisely, Entrati was not there when he awoke, starving, terrified, and in great pain. All he could focus on was the hunger, that pulsating desire that screamed at him to consume, create, consume, create, consume, create, his human mind utterly overwhelmed by the twin techrot and sentient desires. It took him some time to figure out how to move again, much less walk, and the hunger only got worse by the second.
When the Hex found him, they came across a crying, shattered man, tearing into mounds of freshly killed techrot with his bare hands, stuffing wires and flesh alike into his mouth with an inhuman voracity. He was guarded by bizarre automatons, whos' origin was quickly made apparent by him reaching into that glowing gash that bisected his entire body and pulling out another, his own form splitting and reshaping as he dragged it free.
It took quite some time for him to regain his humanity. Quite some time to mediate the new desires of his reformed body with his own. The urges have not left him, but at least he's got a choice, now.
Prince of both worlds indeed.
#warframe#warframe 1999#oc art#warframe art#also if you lean in real close and whisper 'balls' during an important meeting#you will watch him struggle to maintain his composure for the entire time until he can leave for a few moments to laugh about it#I dont go overboard with my ocs I'd never#hes just a silly lil guy!#There's more little tidbits of sub-lore that I'd add on if I wanted to double the length of this post#but they're also all super unorganized and would fit better as like a bullet point list#its all shit like#'he actually really loves spicy foods#and is immensely glad that his tongue still works like a tongue'#'he really likes pigeons#and takes every opportunity he can to bring seeds with him in one of his pouches#just in case.'#and 'yeah he can make himself *any* thing he wants#He's only missing what he used to have for about 5 seconds and then he's got custom made variants'#there is some shitpost art that I cannot post on tumblr about him going wayy overboard with that particular power#500 cigarettes style yk#and his ass is absolutely a switch#he enjoys having the control#but he also enjoys *not needing to manage things* for once in his life too#Also yes#you can pull a tf2 medic and keep him as just a head#wouldnt recommend it and he would NOT like it but like you COULD
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my favorite fact about the layton games that most people dont realize is that even though hershel is the protagonist every game is through luke’s POV
#its easy to miss this though but like if you really pay attention to the way the perspective point and click shots are set up#along with the way each layton game begins with luke writing to a friend (the player) about the events of the story#it becomes most obvious in the light novels that are told entirely from luke’s first person prescriptive#interestingly nwos seems to be breaking this trend with the letter luke writes the start being addressed to hershel#plus the new camera that focuses on layton and luke in the environment rather than just luke’s POV#professor layton#pl#hershel layton#luke triton
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can we all collectively agree that this video sucks so much ass
#(mostly taken from my insta stories):#just rewatched this video after a couple of years and yeeeeeah...#most of this guys points fall completely flat now that ive watched the entirety of woy#brother really did not just say that sylvia made the show worse at times and that it wouldnt affect the story much if she wasnt there 😭😭#like. its so blatantly obvious he didnt watch all of the episodes#also dont even get me STARTED on how he missed the entire point of the box and as a result claimed it was the worst episode#man. i could go on and on abt how terrible this video is but otherwise we would be here forever so i'm curious to hear other ppls thoughts#also also!!! fyi do NOT go and harass this guy just because he made a dogshit video 5 years ago#at the end of the day he just wanted to make a video abt woy n i can respect that immensely because its a great show#..i just wish it was a better video 😭#wander over yonder#woy#savewoy#not art
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thinking about this. once more

i'm Thinking. about it
i'm

grgrhhghhhhhhhh i'm

I'M THINKING ABOUT IT.
#tears of themis#artem wing#gah. fixated on you is still one of my fav srs. such an important one#artem remembering the pie she talked about eating with her parents#and how upset rosa gets when she remembers her parents won't even be able to receive her pic of the pie artem made#and artem saying he hopes she doesn't just think of the memory of her parents.#but that she thinks about how she has a friend who can make the pie as well. bc even though her parents aren't here#he IS. and she isn't alone and he wants to get to know her. and for her to learn and remember this part of Artem. not Mr Wing. AND AUFHFHFH#BITES THE BARS OFF MY JAIL CELL WALL#im vaguely reminded of the shitshow surfing ssr and. it just feels like someone entirely missed the point of this scene and its theme#the point is artem 'selfishly' wants rosa to get to know the real him. and to remember him as such#ANYWAYS RANT OVER im glad y3 is over 🥰
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Sorry if you've gone over this before but I was curious as to what you'd think it would take for Leo to finally break in front of his brothers?
We’ve actually seen Leo break his persona multiple times throughout the series! And pretty much each and every time has a common theme present: his family being in danger.
#non au ask#probably the biggest break he has is immediately after Raph protects him from the Krang and forces him to leave Raph behind#not once in the series has Leo shown a greater horror than the moment he’s out of the pod knowing Raph was left behind#and he makes that break KNOWN#he shovels it down again soon enough but yeah#also noteworthy is his reaction to losing Gram Gram#and(less of a sad break but a still a break of his lackadaisical persona) when he IMMEDIATELY gets serious when Raph’s missing in the sewer#actually I think of Leo being serious about Raph missing in the sewers a lot#luckily (or not lol) for his mask these breaks happen mostly when everyone else is ALSO freaking out#so more focus is put on to the entire situation than simply Leo’s reaction to it#but yeah Leo loves his family SO MUCH so of course they’re consistently his breaking point#tbh tho all of them share that breaking point#cannot BELIEVE I didn’t mention it but his ‘I’m nothing without them’ speech ALSO HAPPENS WHEN HE THINKS HIS BROS ARE IN DANGER#it’s all fun and games until plot armor loses its durability!
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This is a pretty good point in the wip to share this, methinks :]
Map part for the hole dwelling map, starring... Not my ocs! I wanted to use ocs, but I don't have any-- so I just used the characters from a fic I was reading at the time 😂
Turns out, the symbolism was so much fun to twist into the 11 seconds I had to work with, I ended up going way more complex than I meant to. If you wanna read the fic this was based on, please do!! And tell the author I said hi! :D
#Hole dwelling map#animation#video#art#Wip#rain world#Artificer#five pebbles#I ofc got the go-ahead from the author on disc. They really enjoyed it yaaay#Fun fact btw- the author is a better artist than I am but doesn't share their art 😭😭😭 I had to personally request to see it#Mood tho#As for the story: it good. me likey. mucho gusto. Basically its a parallel story#So half the story is the distant past and the other half is the distant future. It starts with them being totally disconnected#But by this point- chapter 14 I think?- it's like OOOOH SHIT IT MAKES SENSE NOW#It's personally one of my fav fics and I'm glad I found it :> fr up there with 'taking life as is'#and the other top fic about pebbles getting anxiety attacks over Talking To People /pos#I wasn't kidding about using these characters purely because I was reading the fic when I signed up for the map. My thought process was:#Hey wouldn't it be funny if I just made an entire map part about this random thing? And I was right. It was#OH before I forget. I forgot I left a ref image of the Creature™ in the first shot- that's the authors art :] I'll animate it later#Sure enough I put this in my drafts for like a week lmfao. There's some missing elements and it's scuffed and it's a WIP LOL
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#'sorry for barging' anon#sorry gonna answer this in the tags since it's such a loaded topic#but yeah exactly- i think a lot of it comes down to people wanting them to perform their (very real) grief for an audience#and getting mad when they don't. which is wildly unfair and unrealistic and just... extremely entitled#and very much coming from a lack of understanding of grief and that it's not a perpetual state of uncontrollable crying#a massive part of grief is continuing living with all its up and down moments with a new heavy weight in the background#living in a perpetual state of sobs is not something any human can sustain. it involves adapting and continuing to live.#and that involves doing regular everyday things AND experiencing happy moments still. that does not mean you aren't still suffering.#to question whether they're 'truly' grieving is.... kinda evil and completely ridiculous lmao#and shows a massive lack of basic empathy and understanding of how human emotions work#we see less than 1 percent of their lives. to actually feel like you have the ability to judge someone's grieving process in general#is wild and weird but especially when you literally have seen nearly none of their lives in the past few months#i'm sure all of us have laughed and seen a friend and had other happy moments since october#that doesn't mean we do not miss liam and that we aren't devastatingly sad at other points.#and to somehow think that zouis reconnecting and being happy about it after such a tragic event would be somehow anti-liam is insane#i've even seen people judge zayn for not cancelling his entire tour which is so.....#if they for a second think that liam would have been petty enough to enjoy the idea of all of his friends stopping in their tracks forever#they clearly didn't really know him since he was clearly always SO supportive of everyone in 1d#and probably would have been very happy to see zayn and louis mend their relationship#it feels like a very weird way to make a fucking death and real life grief from his friends into a stan war which is......... beyond gross
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so instead of typing out a huge lore post i decided to illustrate it in meme format
y'know how impressionable young children are and how they try to emulate their parents? well,
"reisz" never had parents.
waking up with a clean slate of a brain meant they had to go through the veeeery first steps of the process of trying to formulate the conception of a self– the kinda stuff that people go through in their earliest years, which is essentially. monkey see monkey do. in that sense they were A Sponge
the Armoured Veteran was the first actual living being they looked up to and that set the tone of the ball rolling. now everytime they meet an apex predator the reiszbrain goes "hmmmmmmm how can i Learn and Improve from this.?"
they're choosing some. um. superb role models as we all can see.
and while not quite the same, this happened too:
reisz quirks got Arguably Worse after the marriage bc i began grinding society favours, but in-universe its like. come on. look at this scorpion in slipper behaviour.

this is Exactly what eddie did to the FLPC and this accidental emulation is so funny to me. their magnanimous went from 10 to 1 and it still hasnt recovered. gg ghostie.
#the missing point of the meme is the thing theyve unconsciously internalized on the process. bc they think they control it but they dont :p#the Awful insp from mr hearts remains to be seen but itll prob have something to do with its. incredibly sus monster creating shenanigans#bc rei already does strange lab experiments. theyre already a tamer of some sort (and now the entire whitsun happened)#theyre already completely dissociated from their own body regarding it as a tool first and foremost#maybe for starters theyll find it fun to animate autonomous little monsters from their own discarded flesh in parabola?#maybe turn someone else into a monster eventually... much to think about#fallen london oc#the twilight phantom#chaindoodles#chainrambles#fallen london#been meaning to try my hand :D at drawing the second sacristan ever since evo but i never got around to it. finally a lil doodle#still wanna do more eventually but i gotta summon horikoshi's spirit to help me with all these hands#evolution spoilers#<- for the handsy face reveal...
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saw a rumor that the jet action figure is gonna be re released in an upcoming wave please please pleaseeee for the love of goddddd im begging
#it would make sense to re release him considering hes gonna be in sonic racing crossworlds...............#i literally never saw that figurelike the wave he was in never showed up in any store anywhere near me#except for the sonic showing up in a ross ONE time . never saw him again and no sign of any of the others#and i didnt wanna pay a reseller for him at the time because i hate resellers . but#recently i decided its been long enough since it came out that it would make sense for him to go for a little more than he originally cost#and so i went fine maybe ill find a listing for like 20 dollars or something. thats not Too unreasonable at this point i suppose ....#and they were all like 80 dollars. and i wanted to kill somebody#please . re release#and re release charmy too while youre at it i never saw him either and its bugging me that i have the entire sonic heroes cast except him#and a mephiles re release would also be nice because i think ive missed out on him at this point too.#but im not expecting it because it hasnt been as long since he came out and hes not a character it would really make sense to re release
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Im back on my bullshit soap box again but-
I think we only have this big of a problem of the massive disconnect between fanon and canon in Danny Phantom because we actively discourage people from wanting to watch the show.
And I can't even blame people...we like to talk a lot about the problems the show has (racism, sexism, fumbled writing, missed opportunities, a show with inconsistent worldbuilding, Butch Hartman-) but in turn I think it turns people away from ever getting into it.
If they already know they like the fan content, and they hear the real show has all of these problems, why should they waste their energy investing in something they were told they wouldn't like?
#im not even gonna say 'the show is good tho' because its. complicated#I have a very complicated relationship with this show#in many ways I think the show itself is a ghost of missed potential#which is a shame bc theres a lot of good and dare I say even brilliant elements hidden beneath#you just have to cog through layers of butch hartman writing and dated conventions to get there#I think whereever you lie on the fanon/canon spectrum- we all yearn for a version of the show that doesnt exist#and this entire fandom is built upon trying to make what could have been#that itself isnt the issue- again I have my own beloved fanonisms#but it gets to the point where the two versions may as well be different pieces of media
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I really don't like how we're just glossing over the fact that Gwen cheated on Peter let alone MJ hiding this from him.
who's glossing? i'm writing a whole fic about it.
2. they were on a BREAK
3. you're forgetting that peter and gwen are dramatic irony the couple™ and at exactly the precise same time gwen had her tongue down mary jane's throat peter had his tongue down harry's. the exact same night.
the joke is that peter has been burying all this guilt for years thinking that he'd failed gwen and was terrible and dishonest and she was an angel who was too good for him until he finds out. gwen was always just as much of a messy bitch as he was. but he was too busy spiralling in his own messes to realise that gwen was just as messy as he was.
4. mj didn't tell him, sure. but that's because she assumed gwen told him. i don't think mj's the sort of girl to say "hey by the way i fucked your girlfriend shitlips" even if that would be hilarious. she didn't think it was a secret though and definitely thought gwen told peter.
and yeah. i'd hesitate to call it cheating - they were definitely on a break. they might not have laid down a law, and definitely both feel ridiculously guilty about it, but they. were. on a break.
i think it was just a necessary thing, for both of them.
i think for me, i'm not about the moral black-and-white of relationships - it always got me down when people point at the piña colada song saying it's terrible. it's about cheating. that's objectively bad and evil so says it in the bible thou shall not commit adultery yadda yadda yadda. no, no, shut up. that's not what the song is about. the song is about rediscovering there's stuff you've overlooked about your partner. that you can think you love someone, but not actually know them. and you can learn more about them, and realise they're not what you thought, and you can fall in love with them all over again. for me, that's like, the most romantic thing ever, actually. and those who look at it through the "this song is about cheating" lens completely sleep on how genuinely, sincerely cute and romantic it is. that it's a song not about cheating, but discovering stuff you didn't know about your partner, and falling in love with them all over again. finding out that actually, you're both the kind of person who's crazy and lustful for life enough to run away with a romantic stranger on a wild escape, but you were both too afraid to admit that to each other. i love that song. it's so much more sincere and human than any stupid love song. nay sayers get away from me.
i think peter and gwen are a lot like that piña colada song. neither of them are a villain. both of them make mistakes and both of them were messy and both of them had stuff to figure out before they could make it work together.
i... sighs... i'd like people to kind of stop expecting these guys to be right all the time. they're disasters. i wouldn't be interested to write them in any other way. and i promise you wouldn't be interested to read it, either. i'm here for the messy bitches who have stuff to figure out. shout out to the messy bitches who have stuff to figure out.
#sci speaks#ask-spiderpool#the people who say the pina colada song is about cheating and that's bad are the same people who say that#beauty and the beast is about stockholm syndrome and that's bad#claiming moral superiority over a cute quirky little song and missing the point entirely.......#i should've replied to anon “oh so its okay when peter does it but when gwen does it it's WRONG... god forbid a woman do anything”
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anji mito flirting with men compilation
exactly what it says on the tin. a compilation of anji mito bisexual moments in chronological order
1. ggx2

this is his win quote against chipp. yes im counting this
2. dust strikers

this is in response to johnny saying something about how its impressive that bridget would want to fight a bunch of powerful guys or something like that. johnny responds with "what?" and anji quickly elaborates that hes interested in guys POWER but im still putting this here also
note: previous two entries are canonically dubious. so thank god he has some bisexual moments in strive too
3. strive
this one keeps getting looked over for some reason but he has THIS conversation with nagoriyuki if you beat him with 1 heart in extreme mode stage 8
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nago: you've thrown me for a loop. what a dance. anji: liked it, did you? nago: haha, perhaps. come visit me again. anji: ...wait. i didn't even get to talk to him.
and most recently. his intro interaction with asuka
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anji: hey there, handsome. asuka: another ambush? really?
anji also has a win quote against him where he goes "you need more training. have you been eating right?" but ive always interpreted that as more mocking lmao but ymmv lmao, he has a few other unique intro interactions with asuka that could be interpreted as flirting ("look at us, dancing like this!")
feel free to add on (PLEASE add on if i missed something)!
#i think the nago one is most notable but noooo no one looks at that one#its interesting becos nago Explicitly invites him to see him again when with most other characters its more passive like#'we'll see each other again' or 'we'll fight again'. this one is Come Visit Me Again#anji mito#this had to happen at some point. these ones were off the dome so its entirely possible i missed some i just wanted to like. put these here#guilty gear#i think some of his interactions with chipp Could be read as flirty if u like. want. in strive#but i dunno if it would be included here...... like “i'm liking your vibes boss”#ok again those first two are dubious but in terms of what people typically point to when asked anji bisexual#thats what gets pointed out. besides the most recent interactions
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