i like One allura voltron post for old times sake bc i actually Like allura and then the tumblr algorithm starts showing me klance posts. DEATH AND VIOLENCE AND WAR
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*Lance and Keith have to share a room for some reason*
Lance in the dead of night: Keith... you awake?
Keith faced away talking into a pillow: No
Lance: Right well-
Keith: What is it?
Lance: I had a question for you-
Keith: I swear to god, if you've just woken me up to ask the worm question? I'm gonna kill you!
Lance: No! No! I wasn't! That's not what I was gonna ask...
Keith: That sounds suspiciously like that was exactly what you were gonna ask me...
Lance: No... I was gonna ask...
Keith: Yes?
Lance: ... are we friends?
Keith:... what?
Lance: Are we friends? Cause I mean I know we've stopped arguing now but we never really clarified if like... we're friends or not?
Keith: I mean... I figured it was obvious...
Lance:... which is?
Keith: Yes, you idiot, do you think I'd let you stay in my bed if we weren't at a bare minimum friends?
Lance: Well, I dunno, you're pretty violent in your sleep, I've spent a few nights now dodging kicks and elbows so I don't know if that's your subconscious hatred of me coming through in sleep
Keith: ...I don't do that...
Lance: You totally do. That bruise on my forehead wasn't from training, that was from last night when you elbowed me at like 3 in the morning and woke me up
Keith: Whatever, point is, I don't hate you and obviously we're friends. It's friendship that has stopped me from murdering you for waking me up at this time
Lance: Well I figured you nearly broke my collar bone just now, so fair punishment you know...
Keith: Asshole...
Lance:....
Keith:....
Lance: ... So... would you still care for me if I was a worm?
Keith: I fucking hate you
Lance: You're the one that brought it up!
Keith:....
Lance:..... Keith?
Keith:.... Are you like a worm from the offset or did you turn into one?
Lance: Hahahahaha
Keith: You asked! I mean if you were one from the offset I'd probably still care, I maybe wouldn't have initiated a friendship but like I wouldn't feed you to the birds immediately.
Lance: You've got this planned out huh?!
Keith: Is there the possibility of you transforming back if you got turned into one? Is there like a quest to resolve that going on? Stop laughing these are important for me to consider my answer!?
Lance: None of that is important to whether you'd care about me!!
Keith: Well, no cause that's a given, you idiot, but like how far I'm willing to go to care is important in this!
Lance: Right well, I'm going to sleep while you figure this out
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pidge wouldn't care that much about lance and keith's love lives but she does like to tease them about it
hunk is enjoying the drama but lance has been ranting to him about keith for years now so he would appreciate it if they hurried up and kissed already
allura says she just wants them to be happy but secretly she is very invested in the drama. at first she only hears about it from the mice but eventually she becomes the person hunk goes to when lance's ranting becomes too much and he needs to complain
shiro is tired
coran has assumed they were dating for ages
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