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heartbreakincident · 1 month ago

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nothing but respect for our troops (smut writers) but listen. i dont want to be the person to tell you this, but not every character is going to be a dom or a sub. some people. and i know this is hard to hear. but some people do have vanilla sex. and some of those people might even be The Character.

#kellan.txt #fandom #the kink fic post #editing to add the following tags:#obviously people can do whatever they want i am not the fandom police #dont like dont read. i will click out if i dont like it—you all have fun #this is mostly just an expression of a different set of priorities #where i prioritize writing/reading smut that is 'in character' per my hc/read on a character #and other people either don't have the same read or are just writing per their own preferences #no judgment is being made here im not like mad at anyone or saying anyone is doing smth wrong #eta again: turned off replies because wow. it is the fucking wild west in there huh.#final edit: i've muted notifications permanently.

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duckysprouts · 5 months ago

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when ur just a funky little skater punk hedgehog

(idk if u can tell but only his bangs are straightened, he has braids)

#sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #human design #art #fanart #sonic #he has wheelies i fear #if u never watched sonic boom as a child then u don’t know him like i do #i sort of feel like he’d wear a leather jacket instead. but.#whatever

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thotsandpreyers · 6 months ago

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“HOPE” spotted in Washington D.C.

#allegedly #luigi mangione #Brian Thompson #hope #united healthcare #uhc ceo #the claims adjuster #the adjuster #my boyfriend took this and he was like ayyy you didn’t even give me credit #but he doesn’t have tumblr so whatever

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icewindandboringhorror · 3 months ago

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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

#polls #tumblr polls #For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house #JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications #and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe #country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that #country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here #despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically #TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that #part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0 #Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth #or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather #than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in #a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like #$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make #payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or #something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have #paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone #with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have #to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer #than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them #or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into #why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY #I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like #to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most

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nemesis-is-my-middle-name · 11 months ago

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that article going around abt firefox's new ad program is annoying bc it's phrased as though "mozilla has finally TURNED on its people and is SELLING YOU OUT for cold hard cash!!" when. that's not what's happening. it is specifically being implemented to discourage tracking behavior, and literally all the data they are giving to advertisers is aggregate and anonymized, which is like, the opposite of what that post wants you to worry about, lol

#the nemesis speaks #unfortunately i don't have enough energy to like. campaign about this.#it's actually a really interesting tactic to discourage invasive tracking #basically giving individual advertisers a way to measure '% effectiveness of ad' without individual info getting attached to it #whatever anyway i'm going to bed. do NOT discourse on this post or i will get your ass

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pappikapon · 1 month ago

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such impossible bliss

#art #artists on tumblr #my art #cookie run kingdom #hollyberry cookie #eternal sugar cookie #eternalberry #2025 #may 2025 #eternal sugar is floating here she’s meant to be like. Descending. Or whatever. I hate this game #hollyberry bigger…… Trust. im the good devsis.#eternalholly

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meruz · 3 months ago

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How does it feel? I don't know, I...

#irving bailiff #burving lol #severance #burt goodman #meruzart #spent maybe too long imagining this illustration and it doesnt rly look like how i imagined #but whatever

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teaboot · 1 year ago

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When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

#Plus my sense of smell always goes crazy like a couple days prior #So #I feel like I could really lean into the mythos #They'll get the talk of course but Werewolf Week sounds way cooler than Lady Time or whatever the fuck

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rochenn · 1 year ago

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I think we should write more straight relationships with 2010s TV queerbait tactics. Let that man and that woman's lives be horribly intertwined, let them take bullets for the other, let them be each other's meaning but NO KISSING. They are holding each other platonically. You're crazy for reading anything romantic into it at all tbh

#basically whatever fentanyl hiromu arakawa put in roy mustang and riza hawkeye's relationship #also low key what i wish obi-wan and satine could have been like

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qcharlie · 1 month ago

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my craziest take is you can be cis in a trans way if you feel like it. Like its literally no big deal. if you wanna be completely cisgender but still feel as if you're alienated from your agab then you can be cis in a trans way

#my post #like who gaf. Whatever makes you happy

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 3 months ago

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guys is it weird for your 20 year old son to build your ex husband out of trash in your house after youve gotten divorced

#megatron #optimus prime #bumblebee #b 127 #transformers one #transformers #divorced megop and their weird son's unerving coping mechanisms #every time megatron tries to get bee to do evil plots with him bee starts talking to trash optimus for advice #it freaks megatron out so much he just stopped being evil around bee #okay fine whatever we will play strat ball ok #LOOOL #characters can be stupid and in unrealistic scenarios if its funny...#i dont make fanart just to redraw 1 to 1 scenes from the movie..#i like to play and have fun

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beemochi-art · 6 months ago

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Did you hear Elon wants to buy Hasbro?

#we live in the worst timeline #transformers #bee talks #please PLEASE LEAVE US ALONE #watch the right pussify transforms thinking they’re doing the opposite #it’ll be like a watered down bayverse #just less funny and more whiny about pronouns and lesbians and whatever else grown men complain about #i can see it now #AUTOBOTS! roll out and stop those gays!

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byjove · 6 months ago

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I hate it when actors talk about an animal they had to work with on set and it’s obvious they were not patient with the animal at all. You especially see this with non cat people who had to work with cats and are like “Working with that cat was the bane of my existence, never on cue, scratched me once, always seemed afraid of me.” Like yeah, she’s a cat. She could probably sense you hated her. It’s hard enough to be an animal in the entertainment industry without some guy being a dick to you. Are you that uncharitable with human costars (and particularly child actors) or do you just hate animals?

Conversely, it’s so heartwarming when an actor speaks positively about an animal they worked with and/or there are behind the scenes stories of the crew genuinely trying to make the animal comfortable and giving them grace.

One of my favorite examples of this is Mad Max 2 (1981) which was made on a budget of $4.5 million AUD (about $13.5 USD in today’s money). They ended up casting a dog from the pound that was scheduled to be put down and by all accounts the dog was a nightmare to work with. But most of the cast and crew loved him. The dog’s name was Dog so his character’s name was also Dog. He was difficult to train but super food motivated so they kept writing dog food into scenes for him. He kept freaking out on set and they couldn’t figure out what was wrong. Eventually they realized part of the reason he kept acting out was because he was terrified of the sound of cars and motorcycles so they had special doggy earplugs made. His character was supposed to be aggressive but real Dog was very affectionate and could not be made to behave aggressively so they had to use selective editing to make him seem more menacing. When filming was done multiple crew members wanted to adopt him because he was such a good bad boy. He was adopted by one of the stuntwomen and got to live out the rest of his life doing actual blue heeler things. That was his only film role.

#I think I remember Mel Gibson complaining about him #which makes sense because Mel Gibson is a dickhead #and the dog in the first movie didn’t like him either #but everybody else was like ‘yeah he’s a neurotic high maintenance shelter dog whatever. we like him anyway’

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borealing · 2 years ago

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