#and nandor would be like

[vapmiee]

Selkie au!

[bottombaron]

The scarest thing about Nandor being actually smart in all things Guillermo is that this is the reason why he'll never make the move to be with him:

Nandor already knows how he feels about Guillermo.

He's not even repressing it. He's just made peace with it. Because Guillermo was never an option.

Guillermo is human. He'll choose to stay human. He's fleeting. He'll always leave in some form or fashion. Nandor doesn’t choose to act on his feelings for Guillermo for the same reason why he never turned him. It would just be a curse.

[megaawkwardhuman]

[soft-cristobalite]

Not to read into the silly vampire show too much but Nandor calling himself the first pray of a young falcon while he is a 700+ years old vampire who was a conqueror during his mortal life, and the young falcon in question being a human retail worker who couldn't be a vampire because he hated killing people. Something something about admiting another person has an emotional power over you. Something something Guillermo's words affecting Nandor to his core. Something something fellas is it gay if your mood is completely dependant on your ex-emloyee?

[kyurochurro]

they did the monster mash!! 😳 🎃it was a graveyard smash!! 🦇👻

[michelle-jwhssp2719]

Try these out!

[meideixx]

"Because it's all about the conquest, not the victory."

"You are a good friend. But you will never have me. EVER."

"Have a little bit of self-respect. A little BIT."

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Girly that's some harsh words but thank you for saying out loud... altho i doubt if he even listen to a word you say

[flysafepapi]

highly unlikely, given the fact that it's not intended as a comedy, that there'll ever be any iwtv crossover episodes even though there definitely should be because I love crossover episodes especially when it's only referenced in one episode and then never again

But I would give my left arm for Daniel to ask Lestat, during the interview, where he was and what he was doing between his attempted murder and the trial and his answer to be a nonchalant "Hm? Oh, I was just visiting some friends in Staten Island, we've known each other for over a century now. I've invited them to the next show on the tour actually, they should be arriving soon," and then the doorbell rings and it's Guillermo struggling to carry a comically large amount of suitcases with Nadja, Laszlo, and Nandor standing behind him.

The rest of the episode is just Daniel trying to keep the interview on track and slowly losing his mind when it keeps getting derailed, and then they leave at the end and it's just never talked about again.

I would like to see it.

[ariereii]

god... GOD. nandor wanted to keep hypnotized guillermo from the beginning of their relationship so they could do it all again but do it all right this time, so everything between them would be okay... but nandor couldn't because he knew it wouldn't be right. he actually grew so much.

[nandermoenthusiast]

im just imagining nandermo in a very enclosed space like for some reason they gotta be chest to chest pushed up against a wall and its awkward for a moment but then nandors eyes are just boring into guillermos and guillermo has that uncertain but unwavering stare too, and is this what is gonna take for them to kiss?

[tinkerbitch69]

“When one is burned, one feels most at home among the ashes.” Is such an absolute banger of a quote so WHY THE FUCK DOES IT COME FROM FUCKIN NANDOR FROM WWDITS 😭😭😭

[isabela-merceds]

i'm not worried about nandor x guide because it's clearly being set up for 'nandor having romantic feelings, becoming self aware of his romantic feelings, and believing it's for the guide when it's not' because even he's looking at her like 'what?!' and it will reach that point when he tells her and she's just going to laugh in his face.

it's just nandor being...nandor. fully and woefully ignorant to what is happening till he finds out in the last minute. an example being guillermo being a vampire and why guillermo and lazlo were together so much. he'll realise drastically and suddenly as always.

[montanabohemian]

i don't know how to tell the people whining about not seeing guillermo and nandor make out that that episode was gayer than gay sex.

[bottombaron]

you think that if Guillermo said "vampire" to the human or vampire question, Nandor would have been like 😃 ok. *kills Derek and pounces on Guillermo to turn him properly*

because honestly, i think that was the plan if he did.

[megaawkwardhuman]

me connecting that bit where guillermo talks about them not being a fit and him finding a place at his job to nandor saying he's freeing guillermo from his duties and when he says he found a place where he feels like he belongs at the wellness center:

[blackladynerd]

WWDITS S6 Finale Speculation

I’m wondering if Nandor’s extra wishes from the Djinn will play a role in the “plot twist” teased for the finale 🤔

I can see Nandor wishing for something stupid accidentally. The documentary ends and before the crew leaves he says he “wishes they could do it all over again”, and the show ends how it began with them all returning to how they were at the start of the show. No one changes or grows.