#and now I think it's Helena
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severance fandom,
(Appreciate if you put your reasoning in the tags cause I'm curious!!)
#severance#severance season 2#I thought it was Helly because of the “we owe them shit” speech#but then she missed the computer button twice so that made me suspicious#and now I think it's Helena
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can i tell you that i'm empty?
#severance#severance spoilers#mark s#helena eagan#markhelena#ahahhahahhghj this show. oh my god. oh my god!!!#mark and helly had already gotten me so bad but this last ep broke my brain. they are doing m/f previously thought impossible on this show#I DIDNT LIKE WHO I WAS ON THE OUTSIDE. I WAS ASHAMED!!!!!!!#was talking about this on my twitter but helena eagan has extremely strong failchild energy to me. this is just speculation#but i got the impression from s1 that her being severed was both a last chance to like. prove her worth to her family and get in line-#and comparable to women that were lobotomized by their rich families in the 20th century. girl you are too strong willed-#and difficult to control so we are going to do this.#as if all of that wasnt backfiring enough now our girl is blowing the whole family operation because she just HAAAD to jump the bones-#of the first person to give [LITERALLY NOT EVEN HER] positive attention.#incredible. i need helly back like i need oxygen but they could NEVER make me hate you helena eagan.#i hope she keeps being her insane self and also more and more comical things keep happening to her. they should drop a piano on her next#anyway these tags are long enough as it is but crazy how well the lyrics to the song i linked match her... just for the record....#im thinking abt that album all the time bc its one of my favorites but the orange/black scenes from this ep sent me into overdrive#they have different colors of blood. they have power like you never could :-))#art tag
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SEVERANCE 2x10 | "They give us half a life and think we won't fight for it."
#severance#severance spoilers#severanceedit#myedits#as someone who is still pretty new to gif making i would like to whinge about the red light#it looks fabulous in the show - it is a nightmare to try and edit#that last one nearly fucking broke me i do not know how to noise-reduce any further than i have without making it look shit#because the red reflects off her face and then is actually ON her face and then asdalsdnlasknlaksasdkjk#i've seen gifs that have done it way better than this - someone teach me how to do that plz?#also i've never tried black and white and i'm not sure how i feel about it i 👏 have 👏 no 👏 idea 👏 what 👏 i 👏 am 👏 doing 👏👏#i don't think black and white really works with the flickering fireplace light tbh#but this is where we're at i guess and i'm not changing it now i need to go to bed#but also hi hello i need to yell about this show with somebody#i have no severance fans in my life and it is a PROBLEM because i need to make a lot of noise about it#i'm having a GA next week and i'm pretty concerned that i'm in so deep thinking about this fucking show that i'm going to wake up#and just instantly start talking fucking gibberish about innies and outies and ortbos and goats#apparently i woke up from a GA once and just started reciting a cookie recipe and refused to shut up#anyhow#someone come be my severance buddy because i need to discuss but fyi: i am firmly team#innie-mark/helly (but also outie-mark/helena because it's spicyyyy) and i love gemma but i'm ... okay? ... with how the season ended?#don't @ me - i contain multitudes#and for better or worse i will unapologetically chose helly in every universe#and in closing can i just say what a win this season has been for the hand-porn enthusiasts we are winning my friends#also cobel's hair looks like a bad wig for some reason okay goodnight everybody enjoy the internet
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#at first i was like haha funny crackship yuri edition but im a markhelly/markhellyna hardcore i cant imagine shipping anything else#me now:#severance#severance season 2#gemma severance#gemma scout#helly r#helly severance#what about gemmahellyna and then it’s like toxic yuri#because obviously helena is a part of the company that tortured gemma/herself#we’ll see we’ll see where this ship takes me#gemmahelly#hellygemma#at first i was like mmm as a joke#but bro i don’t think it’s a joke anymore#severance meme
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Helena and Ramon both acting like they know Chris best, like they know what's best for him, but not only consistently treating him like he's still a little kid that can't do things himself, also guilting him into agreeing with them on their decisions and opinions. Contrasted with Eddie respecting Chris's boundaries, his decisions, and his independence, and actually treating him like the teenager he is by actually communicating with him instead of talking at him. The way he so clearly learned from his parents' mistakes and decided he wouldn't be like them, because he knows how it felt to have them as parents. And how he got Chris out of their house the second he realized they really were doing the same things to Chris they were doing to him. Just. Something about breaking cycles of abuse and generational trauma and the way you either learn to not be or become your parents. And Eddie chose not to be like them because he loves Chris so much and can finally see that he deserved better too, that he couldn't let Chris go through that. Because that's his kid.
#also buck being peak coparent from 800 miles away#i need the buck and chris reunion right now#please#also i think eddie deserved to crash out on helena more than he did actually#also can we please talk about the way helena and ramon had Chris’s crutches when they showed up#and instead of giving them to chris. or him even having them himself in the first place#they give them to Eddie?? like somehow chris is a little kid that needs help instead of knowing what he's doing and being capable?#like seriously that bit alone pissed me off more than anything else#literally how did they justify it in their minds#also how did eddie not snap at them about it?#i might make a whole separate post on just that scene because what was that#anyways eddie yell at your parents more and go home#eddie diaz#christopher diaz#buddie#evan buckley#911 abc#911 spoilers#911 8x13#911 8×13 spoilers#helena diaz bashing#honestly both of them
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bob reynolds and his sensitive nipples have bewitched me. i may actually finish a smut fic for once.
sneak peek below the cut 🤭 18+ | minors dni
He sits back and pulls the sweatshirt off in one fluid motion. His chest hair is sparse, the most prominent patch being the happy trail above his sweatpants leading straight down to his unquestionably massive cock.
She reaches out, running her hands over the corded muscle of his abdomen and chest. He hides a deliciously built body under all those loose-fitting clothes. She’s only a little upset it’s taken her this long to see. To get a real look at him.
Her hands graze his nipples, and he shudders violently. He groans, closing his eyes. “Sensitive.”
She grins, power surging through her. She runs her fingertips across his nipple again and his eyes shoot open, wild and full of lust. She lowers one arm and rolls her own nipple between her fingers, a needy sound escaping her throat. “Me too,” she breathes through a moan. “Touch me, Bob.”
He leans over her, his hot mouth trailing kisses and bites from below her ear to the base of her throat to her collarbones. Every scrape of his teeth shoots a wave of arousal to her core.
#helena rants#i think i've finished maybe one smut fic in my life#but i'm on fire writing this one#bob reynolds#bob reynolds smut#robert reynolds#robert reynolds smut#sentry#thunderbolts*#thunderbolts#sentry smut#bob reynolds x reader#sentry x reader#robert reynolds x reader#i mean the final product will be x oc but for now it's reader
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Helena every time she sees Myka (they're both nerds)
#warehouse 13#myka bering#helena g. wells#bering and wells#Myka (the nerd)#Helena (the cooler nerd)#love both of them equally though 🤞🏾😔#Myka would be endlessly talking about something dorky and Helena would be thinking “I need that now”#because Helena loves her nerdy girl
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“helly is rebellious because helena is a spoiled rich girl who feels entitled to not working/not doing anything she doesn’t want to do, which is a personality trait helly retains after being severed” what happened to “helly’s rebelliousness is indicative of how people will fight to retain their human dignity and autonomy when it is denied to them” i miss when the prevailing interpretation of helly as a character was “helly’s rebelliousness is indicative of how people will fight to retain their human dignity and autonomy when it is denied to them”
#w/e i just think it’s a weird take#i remember when people were saying how nice it was for a female character to have her own human dignity as the driving motivator#for her actions/character arc in season 1#now in season 2 she is more a love interest than a main character……#with people saying she wouldn’t have been as rebellious in season 1 if she had less privilege in the outside world#(despite helena also clearly being a pawn for lumon….. much like cobel caught between authority and powerlessness)#(abusing her power while still subject to the power of others. not having a right to refuse certain roles in the company)#IDK i just think it undermines how anyone would want to escape endless labor that they didn’t sign up for????#not just because helly is harboring secret entitlement to not have to work because she’s a spoiled brat#boring!! anyway#severance
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after watching the latest severance episode i honestly think the next person who gets a turn on the “beating the shit out of helena eagan” train should be harmony cobel. let her at her.
#emmie talks#severance spoilers#severance#i mean the whole you have overestimated your contributions and underestimated your blessings speech pisses me off even MORE now#i mean i’m obsessed with helena as a character i think she’s so cool but also i LOATHE her#first what she did to helly#then what she did to MARK which was heinous#and now how she’s mistreated cobel???? get her ass. oh my god#helena eagan#harmony cobel#miss cobel#helena eagan severance#harmony cobel severance
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@sasheneskywalker i love when you enable me to ramble about things because oh my god do i have thoughts.
so recently, i made a post discussing the phenomena of DC x DP and DC x MLB crossovers and why they exist and part of that post was discussing how largely speaking, at least half, if not more of the Batfamily fandom doesn't read the comics. if they interact with canon DC material, it's adaptations that are their own sequestered universes and oftentimes not remotely comic accurate or seeking to be. the most obvious example is the Young Justice cartoon. i'm adding a cut to this post because it just got so long i'm so sorry.
a lot of times, when people are discussing the "why" of this oversaturation of fanon-only fandom, they blame Wayne Family Adventures. and i think, to a point, i agree WFA is responsible for a boom in this fandom. but as someone who's been in the fandom long before we had WFA, to me it's the other way around. WFA was DC's way of meeting the demand for this easy-to-get-into, easy-to-consume content about the Batfamily that predicates itself on the comics just enough to be vaguely the same characters, but has a more sitcom, slice-of-life sort of vibe so DC could profit off of this section of the fanbase that otherwise wasn't consuming its primary material. and well, it's definitely worked. not only that, but i have a weird theory that the decline in the MCU also led to the rise in the Batfamily fandom. when you consider the fan content that made the MCU popular within fandom, it's that 2012 "they all live in Avengers Tower and Thor is eating poptarts and Clint is in the vents and there are movie nights every Friday" sort of vibe. those were the fics that were a hallmark of the fandom. and as the MCU has strayed from well... quality content in general, but specifically well-thought-out crossover content where characters can have their own arcs but also exist in a wider story where they clearly care about each other, that fandom was sort of homeless. so where do you go, if you like a superhero found family where you can have villains for angst but also stick them all in one big family-like home for silly crack and have a plethora of options for gay ships? well. you go to the Batfamily. if you write a crack/fluff Batfamily genfic with silly vibes and low stakes instead of say, a fic about a very specific comic issue even if it's a popular comic, you're *going* to get more traction for the former. because the fanbase largely just isn't reading the comics.
and i feel... complicated about this. because on one hand, Don't Like Don't Read has been a tenet of my fandom experience. i'm very pro-fandom and that includes fandom content i don't like. and to an extent, i do think this sort of should apply to Batfamily fanon. i enjoy having my moments with other comic purists, giggling over exceptionally painful OOC headcanons or even facepalming in pain over some content but it is on me to not interact with that content. you don't make fandom a better place by being hostile to fans who engage with canon in ways you don't approve of. and frankly? we as comic readers are not going to get non-comic fans to read the comics by being asshats to them. no one is going to want to pick up any comic if we get a superiority complex about it. and also, i feel like we're all lying to ourselves a little bit insisting comics are so, so easy to get into. they're not. we can just all agree, they're really not. i've been single-handedly helping my sister get into comics, specifically Wonder Woman and no matter how simple i make it, i watch her get frustrated trying to understand what pre-Crisis and post-Crisis and New-52 and Flashpoint and all these things mean and what a retcon vs a reboot is and what a Crisis Event is and what the hell Diana's current backstory even *is*. sure, you can give someone a beginner list of comics to start with and slowly dip their toes in the water but sooner or later, *something* is going to confuse them. comics as a medium straight up aren't going to be everyone's cup of tea. and if someone *just* wants to read silly fluffy fanfiction about the Batfamily, i can't entirely begrudge them for not wanting to take the hours and hours out of their day to understand this medium. it's not an accessible medium to get into. "read this and this, but this run is out of print and this run wasn't collected in trades at all but also make sure you read that event in order and this is a good comic but the backstory in it is retconned and you *have* to read this it's so important but it's also really bad because the author kind of sucks" sounds. ridiculous for someone who like. just wants to read some stuff about Nightwing. sometimes, we all make reading comics sort of sound like a chore, not a hobby.
so my point is, i do extend some grace to Batfamily fanon for existing. i think my biggest gripe is, as i said in my other post, misuse of tags (if you're not creating content about comics, maybe you don't need the comics fandom tag on Ao3, just the all media types umbrella tag) and my far bigger gripe: when panels are taken out of context to support fanon only headcanons. if i could impart *anything* onto the Batfamily fandom as a comic fan it'd be this: if you haven't *read* the comic, don't spread the panel. if you don't even know what comic it's *from*, don't spread the panel. it's fine to use comic panels to discuss your headcanons, but so often i see someone spreading a comic panel from a comic they haven't read, and when asked where it's from, they can't source it. a silly example that comes to mind is a post going around, taking a panel where Dick, in his internal monologue goes "here comes the sun. do do do do." and the post is claiming it's from him getting buried alive. when that panel comes from Nightwing (1996) #140, and he gets buried alive in Nightwing (1996) #127, two completely different moments frankensteined together. if you're going to not read the comics, that's completely fine, but unless you're sure of the source and the context, panels shouldn't be spread around. i'm sick of this specifically happening to Red Robin (2009), with ppl claiming Tim has totally killed people because he blew up some of Ra's' bases, when those panels within context, make it clear he gave everyone time to escape. and in a later arc in that very comic, Tim grapples with the idea of murdering Captain Boomerang, and *specifically chooses not to*, because he doesn't agree with murder, even against the person who has hurt him the most. if you'd like to write fanfiction where Tim is pro-murder and has done some sketch things, i'm totally on board and would probably like to read it. but there's no need to pretend it's canon from a few panels you saw out of context.
beyond that, i think it's not *entirely* correct to say that fanon is harmless. whenever i see very WFA-positive posts, they often default to the argument that WFA is fun and silly, and comic fans are killjoys for not liking it. which. i think is complicated because the issue is, WFA and fanon don't exist in a vacuum. if you like WFA power to you, i don't think it's the worst thing ever, but i do think it's degrading to these characters because honestly? they feel incompetent in the webtoon. it's one thing if WFA was solely a slice-of-life sort of deal, just having silly episodes where Bruce is taking on a PTA mom or they're all fighting for the last cookie. but when WFA attempts to take on more serious plots with these characters, it *fundamentally* falls flat in understanding them. i get it, Bruce comforting Jason having a panic attack because a noise reminded him of the crowbar felt cute in a microcosm, but i'm so serious when i say that storyline destroyed how like. half of this fandom understands Jason Todd's relationship to his trauma. it doesn't understand how he reacts when he's triggered, what coping mechanisms he seeks out, and how he would handle Bruce comforting him. even if i can believe for a brief moment Jason *would* be triggered by something like that, him running and trying to hide and then getting a hug from Bruce to make it okay is just. painful. WFA needs everything to be wrapped up in a nice, neat little bow. so even when it starts to tackle interesting concepts, it makes them fall flat with its need to be soft, low stakes, hurt/comfort. there was a two-parter episode that dealt with the complicated mutual hatred/jealousy between Tim and Damian that *almost* really interested me because for once, it felt like the webtoon wanted to explore canon messy dynamics. but of course, it had to be fixed with one conversation and a hug. you don't mend the *years* of issues these characters have like that. WFA isn't in character because these characters are hyperbole cartoonified versions of themselves to fit within the medium and be a cute happy family.
because that right there, is the crux of it. the Batfamily fanon seeks to simplify the Batfamily and force them into a nuclear family. there are so many fantastic posts on here discussing how the nuclear family-ification of the Batfam is eroding decades worth of complex histories so i won't go too far into that. but what i will say is that there's this need, in the Batfamily fandom, for the Batfamily to exist as a unit. they are a *family*. (honestly i think calling it the Batfamily is a misnomer and has been for years but we're in too deep now.) they exist to each other first, and any teams or friends they have come secondary to this family unit. you can *specifically* see this demonstrated in what headcanons are becoming popular these days. i have an entire lengthy meta in my drafts about how i *loathe* the "the Batfamily meets the Justice League" genre of fanfic because it makes no *sense*. in order to have this genre of fic exist, you must operate under the assumption that no one in the League, or adjacent to the League, knows the Batfamily exists and are thus utterly shocked to discover Batman has kids. and to make *that* work, you have to strip *every single Batfamily member* of such important dynamics and friendships so you can lock them all in Gotham for their whole lives. Dick can't have the Titans, Tim can't have Young Justice, Duke & Cass can't have the Outsiders, Jason can't have the Outlaws, Damian can't have the Supersons, Babs can't have the Birds of Prey, and so on. because if they had these relationships, they would be known to the League. the Batfamily fandom doesn't care about this, it's just "silly fanfiction", it's not trying to be serious. but how can you say you like Dick Grayson as a character if you don't understand the Titans *are* his family? at some points of his life, moreso than the Batfamily even is. it is constantly repeated to us in most comics with Dick how much the Titans mean to him. he *needs* them to be who he is. the same extends to every other Batfamily member, most of which have been full League members at this point. but in fanon, that doesn't matter. the Batfamily are a sequestered unit first, and all of those side relationships are secondary and easy to toss away, if it makes your fanfic work better.
and because they have to be a unit first, you have these forced relationships that dump years of actual canon material for the sake of making them get along. the Batfamily fandom has its favorites and well. it's no secret it's usually the boys. Jason and Tim by *far* stand out as fandom faves so, their dynamic is a heavily explored one. it does matter that in canon they don't tend to get along and especially don't see each other as family. what matters is that you can push dynamics onto them. and so fanon gets all twisted up about which Robin Tim actually idolized as a kid (Dick) and what member of the Batfamily is pro-murder but still an older sibling figure to him and looks out for him (Helena, or if you want the dynamic of once tried to harm Tim but they've reconciled, Jean-Paul) in favor of who's the most popular. Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian are always going to be the standouts for popularity, but it's specifically Jason and Tim who are getting fanonized the most. and that's because really, we don't have much canon content of Tim that *isn't* the comics. for Dick you've got Young Justice (tv), for Damian you've got the DCAMU, for Jason you've sort of got the Under The Red Hood movie, but Tim sort of lingers in this limbo. (yes, he's in Young Justce (tv) and Titans (live action) but in neither is he the main character nor given much depth) so, he gets a *lot* projected onto him and has become fanonized. and even with Jason's animated movies, you don't see him interact with Tim, so people build it from the ground up how they want to see it, disregarding of canon comics. i think it's what makes him so popular in the first place- he's malleable into whatever you want or need him to be.
and of course, the fanon ignores other characters in the Batfamily it doesn't know about. i feel like you could create a tier list of Batfamily characters by their popularity, going from the fandom main characters: Tim, Jason, Bruce, Alfred, Dick, Damian. to the underrated: Steph, Duke, Babs, Cass. to the forgotten about unless they're convenient for a story: Kate, the Foxes, Helena Wayne, Carrie, Selina, Harper Row, Maps, Minhkhoa Khan. to the absolutely unknown: Helena Bertinelli, Jean-Paul Valley, Onyx Adams, the Clovers, Julia Pennyworth. it's not lost on me that the ignored characters tend to be women and people of color. which is both a canon and fanon problem, DC will continue adding interesting characters to the Batfamily, play with them for a few years, then drop them to default to the "Batboys" again. and it's a vicious cycle of the fandom only caring about the "Batboys", and thus people entering the fandom via fanon osmosis won't have content about the other characters, therefore, they won't be interested in those characters enough to create it, and it's just this ouroboros consuming itself, no matter how much canon content we have of these other characters. and it's ridiculous just how large the Batfamily is becoming because of this, which is why i'm a pre-Flashpoint fan, because then the Batfamily was contained enough to actually feel like a family with every character having nuances relationships with each other, but i digress because those thoughts could be their own post.
and the thing about fanon is it doesn't exist in a vacuum. DC has started turning the comics to accommodate for what fans are asking for, because fans will beg and beg for content they're not going to consume. Tim Drake: Robin had Tim as a coffee drinker because that's the fanon accepted headcanon. and the resolution of the recent Gotham War arc was for Bruce to buy this new manor for everyone to move in and call him. nevermind that most of these characters have their own homes and have zero reason to be moving in with Bruce. Tim had his marina in Tim Drake: Robin, Dick has Bludhaven, Cass and Steph have their little side of town in Batgirls (2022), and so on. these characters are being forced together as a unit, as one big happy family living together, to appease what non-comic fans want and it's damaging comic relationships. Robin: Knight Terrors saw Jason and Tim team up and working together, which i've seen varying opinions on but i personally despised. their interactions made zero sense for any of their canon history, but it appeases them being this close sibling relationship that fanon acts like they are. also the fears they faced in their respective knight terrors didn't make sense for either character and *only* worked as a moment of bringing them together so they could reassure each other and have this weird dreamscape bonding moment. the canon is bending itself to the will of fanon rather than building on the pre-existing complex relationships. Tim barely even gets along with his most important team in Dark Crisis: Young Justice because it seems the only important relationships the Batfamily can have is with each other. and when we do see them outside of the Batfamily, it only seems to be to relive the glory days like with World's Finest: Teen Titans, instead of developing them as they currently exist. this isn't recent in the comics, it feels like you can trace it back to the New-52, but it does feel a *lot* worse over the recent years. WFA is fine when it exists in its own bubble, but the simple truth is, DC content never exists on its own. the adaptations will reflect back onto the comics. (the damage the Young Justice cartoon has done to some characters should honestly be studied) and so it does frustrate me a bit when fanon-only or adaptation-only fans act like we're being nothing but killjoys for being frustrated with this. since they don't read the comics, they don't see how the comics are suffering as a result of this.
people argue about what's out of character for the comics they don't even read. i'm sorry, but "bad dad Bruce" is consistently canon. that man is just kind of shitty. when you take someone who has the drive he has, who has this need for the Mission first, who needs a teenager in spandex next to him to keep him off the ledge, that guy is sort of going to be a shitty father figure. he just is. not on purpose or with malice, but when you compare him to any other dad in a big DC family, he sure takes the cake. it's why characters like Oliver Queen tend to *really* fucking hate Bruce for how he treats his kids. Bruce loves fiercely, but he doesn't do well with putting that love first. and his love is a controlling one, he is very particular about controlling how others in the Batfamily are "allowed" to operate. it's what drives the wedge between him and Dick, it's why Steph is never a true daughter to him. (besides the reason of her needing to be a love interest to Tim first, anyway-) i've never understood the massive outcry of people reacting to Bruce kinda being shitty in comics they're not reading. there are some moments that get ridiculously OOC with how cartoonishly evil he is (the whole Gotham War arc and that... complicated mess with Jason) but largely if you want sitcom loving nuclear father Bruce, you have to accept that is a fanon thing, not a canon one. the Batfamily being a nuclear family in *general* is fanon. most of the "Batkids" don't actually see Bruce in a particularly fatherly light and begging for moments where he calls them his kids or they call him dad outside of incredibly specific circumstances is just OOC.
it's getting harder and harder to exist peacefully in this fandom it feels like, if you don't comply to the standard fanon has set. i'm happy people are having fun with their blorbos, even if in ways i dislike, but that "harmless fandom fun" does ripple it's way back to canon, eventually. so i end up pretty tangled with my feelings because are fans at fault for DC making these poor decisions? probably not, but it certainly feels like an unfortunate cause-and-effect situation whether at the end of the day, nobody is happy. and of course, i know some fanon-only fans are striving to be more canon accurate and care about canon dynamics more than others, but for them it's always going to be an uphill battle with the above-mentioned out-of-context panels thrown around and ever-pervasive fanon overtaking anything that's truly seeking to be canon compliant. so really, it sometimes feels like we're all losing.
#necrotic festerings#batfamily#batfamily meta#dc comics#fandom meta#fan studies#fanon vs canon#i deleted paragraphs of this to try to make it shorter. it failed btw.#anyway i got into comics when i was like 12 with the dark knight returns#and if i hadn't been into this medium for a decade i don't think i would be able to get into it as an adult so i get it#bc i'm trying to get into marvel comics and fuck ME am i confused as fuck.#do marvel comics have like. an equivalent to crisis events?#is the ultimates like their version of the new-52? i do NOT know#it's so hard and daunting so trust me i get it#if you never wanna pick up a comic god i respect you you're so right this is fucking miserable#i want to live and let live in fandom but *god* i'm struggling here#i used to bend to the will of fanon fun fact#i wrote my share of tim and jason fics playing into fanon tropes. god i hate them *now* but they did fucking numbers.#and i used to care more about getting attention in fandom than being accurate#i've matured now. it's why i write on anonymous so much to remind myself this should be for me.#anyway i could do a character study on every batfam member as fanon vs canon#ESPECIALLY tim and jason. i know so much about them trust me.#jason todd fans annoyed me so much i once sat and read almost every fucking jason comic. i didn't even like him.#but i tell you what i know that man and he will never leave my top five characters on league of comics.#this is so long. is anyone going to read all of this.#if you do you're a fucking trooper i'm saluting you.#this isn't even all of my thoughts i had to condense myself.#bc i also have thoughts about how this means some characters no longer get to exist outside of the batfam#because they only exist as a member of the unit#ergo we have very little current content of helena bertinelli or onyx adams or duke thomas
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How the Eddie-Helena storyline will go:
- Helena makes mean remarks. Eddie breaks and we are told of even WORSE things she's done before.
- Eddie starts ignoring/criticising Helena, Helena is upset.
- Helena has medical emergency OR is revealed to be lonely. Or in a coma or grieving or something. (She missed her son when she chased him away 😞.)
- Eddie apologises for being difficult and recognises how hard it was for her to parent such an ungrateful child.
- Everyone is healed ❤️
#theyve done this so so so many times im sorry it got old five years ago#they did this to hen with her dad kinda and also her mum#even though i think her mum was rightfully redeemed#but also to chims dad and to the buckley parents and to eddies dad and to bobbys mum now and to athenas mum#even though i think in some ways athenas mum was more rightfully redeemed than the others#idk its boring im bored now#911 abc#9-1-1#9 1 1#eddie diaz#jwpyyy#911 show#buddie#evan buckley#911 season 8#911 season 7#helena diaz
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sam. sam. sammy. started out as a darling 00s emo boy. pretty lad who could've doubled as a frontman in a warped tour band. spiritual baby of my chemical romance's three cheers for sweet revenge. embodiment of his cultural moment and so perceived as too whiny by the narrative and the audience and hated for it. grew up to become a beautiful exhausted woman protagonist for an A24 psychological horror-thriller film. losing her mind. going through exquisite torment. holding it together by a thread, haunted by horrors you would be able to comprehend if the show was still a horror. or at least a drama. too bad she is now stuck in a superhero sitcom where the moment you express a slightly real complex emotion. the audience will start pelting you with tomatoes. for having hysteria.
#now all im thinking about is HELENA blasting at the end of house of wax#please don't pelt me with tomatoes i am at the of the day. a horror lover at heart#also nobody take me seriously it is 4AM i am currently going thru my own sam in 7.17 trenches#i need to PASS OUT#my meta#j.txt
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you better be carefull.... actually it might be to late
#helena bertinelli#batman#dc#my art#fanart#this is the 3 helena picture i did today. the first one was finished but i dont think i like it so i didnt post it. the second one was the#but the programm died before i could safe#now. helena 3
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Unfortunately gogtacular on tiktok reached into my brain and made this edit for me specifically and no one else Gets It™ like I do
#severance#severance spoilers#mcr#i sent this to everyone i know who watches severance#and even my friend who likes mcr didn't seem to have the same reaction as me#I stared at this for literally 10 minutes because i couldn't scroll away#i literally cried#i first saw this 2 days ago and i can't stop thinking about it#helena is a severance song now
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the MOMENT Helly is back she is storming into offices demanding to know what is happening yelling and calling everyone out for their bullshit and immediately planning how to save Ms Casey the moment she learns who she actually is...... I am so glad they leaned into how scary it is to her that no one noticed she was gone, that her body was being hijacked, and now she is even judged for what her body had done while she wasn't in control. Helly R I love you so much
#they speedran every time helena acted OOC in her reactions and it is so vindicating to me vnsndjksabvk#mark s was great too i love how his moment of doubt was over soon and he was back to his new bitchy self#mark and milchick's elevator cuntoff was fantastic. i need milchick to mentally battle characters nose to nose more often he's great at it#dylan.... oh dylan i love you i am so sad for you. i appreciated his grief and remembering what irv said#but HELLY... HELLY TOOK THE CAKE THIS EP I MISSED HER SO MUCH AND SHE RETURNED WITH A VENGEANCE#severance liveblog#severance spoilers#it's just so scary to think that no one wants to tell her what happened. like something obviously bad happened. and her friends are just#silent about it!!! they don't wanna tell her what helena did!!!! it is scary!!!!!!!!!!!!#i also love how now helena is being forced into work too...... now neither helly nor helena wanna be there.......
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this is so crazy when you think about it. have you guys really thought about it

#nvm i know you bitches haven’t stopped thinking about it for several weeks now#hoes hollow#markhelena#markhellyna#severance#helena eagan#mark s
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