#and the barista was sooooooo cute

[ahauntedcowboy]

a very cute queer person complimented my pumpkin titty shirt earlier today <3

[stunie]

omg here for matchups and things if i’m not too late!! rn i’m sooooooo busy all the time bc i have 2 jobs (lame) but rn my fav job is i’m a barista!! i’ve also been crocheting like a maniac and im working on making a skirt 😎 i’m also a cat person which i feel like says a lot abt a person. love your work so much mwah kisses

HI NONNIEEE two jobs aaa pls take good care of yourself !! > < crocheting? a barista ? a cat person ? you’re so cool i am looking at u like this ✨_✨

hiragi !! sometimes he’ll sneak a glance at you when u crochet (see left pic below— that’s how he looks at you) AAAAA >///< plops beside you and asks what’s you’re making n sometimes he’ll wrap his arms around you to watch. also! i think he would get along great with your cat. or at least he would try to!! i’m sure it will end up great. i can also see him visiting you to grab a drink :’) ah. if you write the names on the cups hehe AND U PUT A LITTLE NOTE ON HIS …. omg. ume gives him a look. “ooo, what’s it say today? let me see!” HSJDNND it’s so cute. and he keeps sneaking glances at it while he drinks > <

[screamingiminlovewithyou]

Barista at Starbucks is sooooooo cute…this is me ignoring his ring

[gaelic-symphony]

Matchmaker

Written for @cmbingo

Pairing: Alex Blake/Tara Lewis

Summary: College baristas Penelope and Derek lend a helping hand to two pining professors.

Bingo Square: Coffeeshop AU

Warnings: None

Read on AO3 or below the cut

            The little bell jingled as the front door of the campus coffee shop swung open, and Penelope looked up from the milk frother she was cleaning and immediately nudged her friend Derek.

            “Look!” she said, “It’s Dr. Blake.  Which means Dr. Lewis can’t be far behind.”

            “What are you talking about?” Derek laughed.

            “You haven’t noticed?” Penelope said teasingly, “Come on, I thought you were studying to be some sort of criminal profiler or something.  You gotta start noticing this stuff, Derek!  Look: On Tuesdays and Thursdays, Dr. Blake and Dr. Lewis both teach classes that let out at 2:30, and they always come here after class for their midday caffeine boost.  Dr. Blake always gets a dirty chai latte and sits on that side of the café.”  She pointed in one direction.  “And Dr. Lewis always gets a double espresso with two pumps of hazelnut and sits on that side of the café.”  She pointed in the other direction.  “And they both come with laptops and books and papers like they’re gonna get all this work done here while they drink their coffee, but they just spend the whole time staring at each other longingly.  It’s so obvious they’re in love, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen them say two words to each other.”

            “Baby girl, I think you might be reading too much into it,” Derek said, “I mean, I know we like making up stories for our regular customers, but…Blake and Lewis?”

            “Just watch!” Penelope urged him.

            Sure enough, the door swung open again, and in walked Dr. Tara Lewis.  She joined the line behind Dr. Blake, and sure enough, they both ordered their usual drinks and sat on opposite sides of the café, just as Penelope had predicted.  Tara pulled out her laptop, and Alex pulled out a stack of midterm exams to grade, and they both pretended to focus on the work in front of them.  But Tara’s laptop screen went dark from inactivity as her eyes lingered on Alex.  And Alex took four minutes to grade three multiple choice questions because she kept glancing over at Tara.  And Penelope was grinning smugly at Derek the whole time.

            “Alright, I can see it,” Derek admitted, “There is definitely something going on between those two.”

            “And wouldn’t they be sooooooo cute together if they just, you know, talked to each other?” Penelope said, “They probably just need a little push in the right direction, you know?  Like if we gave them a reason to talk to each other—”

            “You want me to set up my forensic psychology professor with the head of the linguistics department?”

            “Yes!” Penelope cried, and then looked around nervously when she realized she’d gotten a little too loud and excited.  “I already have the perfect plan,” she said more quietly, “Just trust me.  Next Tuesday, we’re gonna make a love connection.”  She stuck out her pinky.  “Promise me.”

            Derek shook his head and linked his finger with Penelope’s.  “Whatever you say, baby girl.”

            The following Tuesday, the little bell jingled at 2:34 PM as Tara Lewis walked into the coffee shop, followed by Alex Blake just two minutes later.  They ordered their usual drinks, and Derek and Penelope started making them, just like they always did.

            But then, “Alex?” Derek called out, handing over Tara’s hazelnut double espresso.

            And, “Tara?” Penelope called out, handing over Alex’s dirty chai latte.

            Penelope and Derek both watched as Alex and Tara took what they thought were their drinks and retreated to their respective corners of the café.  They watched as both women took a sip of their drinks, grimaced at the realization that it wasn’t what they’d ordered, and walked back up to the counter.

            “Um, this-this isn’t right,” Alex said, “I ordered a dirty chai latte.”

            “Well, I seem to have a dirty chai latte,” Tara said behind her, “But I ordered a double espresso with hazelnut.”

            “Oh my goodness, I am so, so sorry!” Penelope said as she took back both drinks, “I have no idea how those orders got mixed up!  That’s totally our fault; I’ll remake those for you right away.  It’ll just be a couple minutes…”

            “It’s alright, Penelope, really.  Thank you,” Alex said.  Then realizing she had a couple minutes of waiting by the counter, she nervously turned to Tara.  “Um, you’re-you’re Dr. Lewis, right?  You, uh, you teach criminal psychology?”

            “I am, and I do,” Tara replied, “And of course, you’re Alex Blake, the head of the linguistics department.  I can’t tell you how much your book has helped me in my research; you’d be amazed at some of the things that serial killers will subconsciously reveal if you can just recognize their linguistic tells.”  She saw the look of surprise on Alex’s face and said, “I’m sorry, I should explain: My research—”

            “Oh, I’m familiar with it,” Alex interjected, “It’s fascinating.  I’m just surprised that my little book would play a role in such brilliant research.”

            Tara smiled shyly and looked down at the ground.  “Well, it’s-it’s a very good book…”

            “Thank you,” Alex said, nervously tucking her hair behind her ear, “You know, I, um…I’m putting together a panel on psycholinguistics for an upcoming symposium.  Is that-is that something that might interest you?”

            “Oh, are you kidding me?  Absolutely!” Tara blurted out excitedly.

            “There you go, ladies,” Penelope said, placing two remade drinks on the counter, “Again, I am so sorry for the mix-up!”  She bit her lip and smiled to herself at how well her plan was playing out, but Alex and Tara were to focused on each other to notice.  In fact, they barely even looked at Penelope as they murmured their thanks and reached over for their new drinks.

            “Should we, um…discuss this over coffee, maybe?” Tara asked, tilting her head coyly towards Alex.

            Alex smiled and nodded.  “I’d love that.”

[leejungchans]

your mutuals as fanfic tropes?

ty for sending this anon 💗💗 idk if these count as tropes bc i always mix up tropes and aus so i’ll do a broader trope and then a more specific au for ~context setting~ as usual i am not Eloquent with these things so i ramble a lot </3

@joshuas — rivals-to-lovers/slowburn … not enemies per se, but a relationship that starts as a harmless rivalry would be perfect for ms shuawife ria here <33 (don’t think i’ve forgotten your tsundere agenda 👁👁) it’s just so satisfying to see two characters go from bickering to…bickering like a married couple until one day it hits them that they’ve stopped seeing eo as genuine rivals, and that they only keep it up so for an excuse to keep talking to eo >:) and this trope suits ria so well 💗 me thinks uni/college au especially 🫶🫶

@seungcy — meet-cute/strangers-to-lovers … there’s a reason why i’ve written 2 (?) s2l fics with my wifey in mind <33 lucy just has such a captivating (and chaotic) energy from the moment you meet her that draws you to her immediately, so i think she definitely embodies the the meet-cute/s2l trope 💗 i feel like a barista au like trial and error would be so cute for her!! not an intentional self promo but i lich rally wrote it with her in mind sooooooo…no better way to describe it than that hwhwhah ✨

@soonshuas — slice of life/mutual pining … i envision something tender and in a wholesome setting for hana, nothing with too much drama but rather something that feels like it developed naturally if that makes sense? maybe a classmates/coworkers au where they’re pining for eo, and it’s just full of little signs (lingering glances/touches, excuses to hang out longer etc.) until it builds up to something sweet 💗

@crimsoncauldron — friends-to-lovers … i also imagine something domestic and tender for livvie, something about the little things in life that give it meaning <33 i’m thinking something like a childhood friends au where the lines between friends and lovers are quite blurred that eventually results in a heartfelt, personal confession? :’)))) i hope this makes sense HGWSHHA

@bat-shark-repellant — friends/idiots-to-lovers … for megan, i’m thinking of something with a lot of comedy and fluff!! like chaotic best friends that are always up to something, who use humour and witty banter to cover up their feelings for each other :’)) something like a hilarious roommates/neighbours au would work so well!! ✨✨

[nsheetee]

Can I make a request? Jaehyun x reader high school rivalry au. In which Jaehyun & reader are rivals in school when it comes to academics but one day they were informed they had to team up for a quiz bee against other schools. Some sort of enemies to lovers au I guess? 😅 THANK YOUUU!!

a/n: ugh I imagined Jaehyun in glasses throughout this entire thing and it killed me 😅 also, to include the academics and quiz bee part I wrote this based around debate team, that wasn’t exactly what you asked for but I hope it’s okay! 

(warning: mentions of doyoung, jungwoo, and sicheng  /swearing / y’all make out a bit in the end)

alright so let me tell you about your high school’s debate team

the team is as old as the school itself, but during doyoung’s sophomore year, he was given the title of president of the debate team 

(the first time a sophomore has been given the position, and he made sure everyone knew about it too dfbhjh)

every since then, the team has TAKEN OFF and made some amazing accomplishments 

doyoung crafted the team into what it is today

sicheng as head of research (and official tea-spiller of the team)

jungwoo as doyoung’s assistant (a.k.a. doyoung’s emotional support boy)

…and you and jaehyun, some of the best debaters doyoung has ever seen

your passion paired with jaehyun’s charisma and mixed in with both of your quick mouths was a sight to behold for judges

despite this, doyoung was very unwilling to let both of you stay on the team

because you fucking HATED each other

despite the amazing skill of teamwork you both possess on stage, the debate team meeting room was a nightmare

screaming matches every other day

snapped in half pencils

many, many, MANY disagreements

and how did it start? 

during freshman year, your first class in your first semester of school was math- your teacher seated you next to jaehyun :)

every morning at 8am you had to deal with his whining about being tired or how the material was “too easy” :)

and then when you got your first tests back, your grade was one (1) point lower than his :)

and jaehyun says :)

“oh man, that sucks. you should’ve taken up that tutoring offer I gave you”

:))))))))))

and ever since then, you couldn’t stand his big head with his too-clear-to-be-natural skin and his smile that he sent you every time doyoung agreed with something he said instead of one fo your ideas

but you loved debate team, you were all such close friends (despite someone who liked the act up) and those big dumbos were your everything :’)

now, it was the beginning of doyoungs senior year

as the debate team teacher sponsor quietly cried at the thought of doyoung leaving, doyoung was more focused on who would take his spot next year

jungwoo and sicheng were both great candidates, but everyone knew that the only people who could even come close to filling doyoung’s shoes were you or jaehyun

and when doyoung told you both this after a debate team meeting, the tension between you two quickly escalated 

“now, I expect both of you to get along; at least respect each other. if one of you is the captain then you have to be able to listen to them and right now…. the last thing you do is listen to each other” doyoung explained

with that thought, you and jaehyun made your way out of school

“ya know if you could just listen to my ideas every once in a while maybe we wouldn’t be in this kind of mess” jaehyun pointed out as you walked down the empty halls

“I could say the same thing to you” you snapped back and he suddenly stopped walking

“… is this what doyoung is talking about? I think… we both love debate so much, that we just don’t know when to stop” jaehyun laughs and you feel slightly uncomfortable with this seemingly truthful side of jaehyun

he legit doesn't seem like he’s about to laugh at your face 

he just seems like he wants to stop arguing

he does, he’s actually really tired of arguing with your cute face everyday :(

you don’t know how far you can trust jaehyun, but you’ve spent years working by his side

there has to be some sort of connection between you two that allows both of you to work together so successfully

after you tell that to jaehyun, he slowly agrees

“how about this….” you start “after team meetings, we can go to the library and try to… not hate each other”

jaehyun scrunches his face

“the library? how about… the cafe two blocks down?”

you were about to snap at him about “what’s so wrong with the library? huh?” but you took a deep breath in and out

if you were going to stop fighting, change had to start somewhere

“okay, let’s go” 

so you and jaehyun hang out at this hole-in-the-wall cafe after debate team meetings for a few weeks

you didn’t necessarily make your meet ups known to the other team members but… 

you didn’t really want to have the whole team freak out over what could possibly be perceived as dates

cuz trust me

they TOTALLY looked like dates

jaehyun would buy your drink for you 

(until one day he confessed that you drink was hella expensive and you rolled your eyes and started buying his drink from then on)

in return, he would help you on all the math concepts you didn’t fully understand

(you had flashbacks to the first class you had with him when he offered to tutor you but you shook that off)

and when your your brain was completely fried, he would listen to you talk about anything and everything

or if on one particular day you weren’t in the mood to talk, he would fill up the cafe with his low laughter and stories of the stupid things he and his friends do

(when the baristas found out y’all weren’t dating they started making bets on when one of you would confess ewfheb)

your relationship with jaehyun changed from snappy and argumentative to something like a friendship

and this was obvious to the rest of the debate team members 

they were soooo relieved that y’all weren’t fighting everyday 

and that they could spend the meetings getting prepared for competitions rather than settling your arguments

but of course, sicheng was a little too curious about the sudden change in behavior from you two

and he followed you guys after a meeting one day

he watched from outside of the cafe where neither of you could see him

he was shooooook

you guys looked so,,.., weird when you don’t fight but it was even weirder to see you laughing at something jaehyun said and leaning into him as you looked at his papers

he was ssososososoos sure you were dating

(although sicheng was awesome at researching stuff, he seems to have forgotten to confirm his sources on this one…)

(because you were not dating at all)

(yet…)

sooooooo fast forward to the next weekend, there was a debate team competition a few cities away

the school allowed the team to travel and stay over night at a hotel in that city

so the team packed up their things and took the long bus ride and settled into their hotel rooms once they got there

you were flipping through the tv channels in your room when your phone vibrated

with a text from jaehyun

“come meet me in my room”

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hehe

it was against the rules that your teacher sponsor set before you left for the trip

but you were sure the teacher was already passed out in their own room and that if you were quiet and careful, the other team members wouldn’t hear you walking out of your room and into jaehyun’s

jungwoo, doyoung, and sicheng already broke the rule that the teacher had set for them

they were chilling in doyoung’s room, finished take out on the floor between them and face masks on as they relaxed 

“I keep texting jaehyun to come join us, but he’s not picking up” jungwoo frowned and sicheng snorted at that

“what’s so funny?” jungwoo asked

“we’re on a trip away from home with our own hotel rooms and little to no supervision,..,.. don’t you think jaehyun and y/n would take this opportunity to mess around?”

the room suddenly went very quiet as jungwoo and doyoung stared at sicheng with wide eyes

“…what?” doyoung asked lowly

“oh come on…. you guys seriously can’t tell me you haven’t seen how much closer they’ve gotten-”

“that’s because I told them that one of them would have to be president next year and they need to get along” doyoung defended

“yeah, that’s why they were getting real cozy with each other in a cafe after one of our meetings” sicheng absentmindedly stated, looking at his reflection on his phone as he tapped around his face to settle the mask in

tea? spilled

sicheng’s job? completed

jaehyun and you? in trouble

back in jaehyun’s room, you quietly close the door behind you as you make your way in

jaehyun lays on his bed with only the light from the bedside lamp illuminating his face 

his pajamas have little clouds and sheep on them and you take a moment to tease him about it as you come closer

he grabs your hands and pulls you onto the bed next to him and you both settle down to watch tv

both of your hearts are pounding so loud you think the other can hear it and you squeeze your hand into a fist to keep yourself from physically freaking out

jaehyun was right there… right next to you

if you turned your head, he would be only a few inches away

“there’s nothing to watch?” you ask, trying to get your mind off of your thoughts

“nothing seems interesting… let’s do something else instead”

and that’s how you end up making out with Jaehyun :-)

your lips are moving against each others and your hands are gliding down to wherever you can touch

he rubs your sides and when you react with a small moan he pushes you down and the kiss turns from a “wanting” type of kiss to something slower

like jaehyun wants to savor this moment of your kiss pressed to his for the very first time (it wasn’t the greatest setting or situation for a first kiss but hey, y’all take what you can get)

you barely notice doyoung, jungwoo, and sicheng storming into the room, turning on all the lights and standing in front of the bed, hands on hips or crossed in front of their chest, their face masks still on and frowns settled underneath

you and jaehyun separate from each other in fright, awaiting to be yelled at by doyoung, but instead you break out into laughter at the appearance of the three of them standing in front of you

“when I told you guys to get along, this is NOT AT ALL what I meant”

[punkscowardschampions]

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Janis: Nah I'm saying I don't listen when they chat about any of you Grace: 👌 thank god Grace: I put in the work Janis: 🙄 Janis: Disgusting Grace: Oh please Grace: Like you don't Janis: We don't need to chat about it do we Grace: I'm just saying! 🙄 Grace: It was a sincere offer of help before Grace: You can talk to me Janis: I don't need help Grace: 👌👌👌 babes Grace: no shade Grace: I just know what it's like Grace: at first Janis: It's good Janis: I keep telling you it's not my first time like Grace: Babes, come on Grace: If you don't wanna tell me, fine, but you don't need to lie Janis: 🙄 This is why we don't talk Janis: if you ain't gonna listen or believe me what's the point Grace: I am listening Grace: but we both know he's the first boy you ever went that far with Janis: so? Janis: #virginityisasocialconstruct is it not Janis: don't mean I don't know what I'm doing Grace: Oh my god Grace: I literally never said it does Grace: I'm only trying to help Grace: sometimes it's good to talk, Janis Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Janis: Yeah you did Janis: There's nothing to talk about don't be weird Grace: whatever Grace: excuse me for trying to be nice Janis: It ain't nice it's nosy Grace: It's nice if you want someone to talk to & you don't have it! Grace: you're so rude Janis: well I don't so youre fine Grace: I heard you Janis: 👍 Grace: Are you coming home this week at ANY point? Janis: I'm sure I will Janis: can't stay forever can I Grace: I'm sure he'd allow it Grace: shame he has no friends or brothers who aren't kids Janis: Not everyone's parents are such pushovers though Janis: 😂 behave Grace: 😇 obvs Grace: I just don't want to go Janis: he's a munter Janis: I understand Grace: OMG shut up Grace: It's about how I look not him Janis: The more you think on it the less fun you're gonna be and have Janis: you're fine Grace: You don't understand Grace: so excuse me if I don't wanna hear it Janis: What don't I understand Grace: anything Grace: you don't care Grace: you don't have to Janis: Bit rude Grace: Well it's true! Grace: Some of us don't just get a hot boyfriend & amazing sex life, you know Grace: some of us have to try Janis: Let's calm down, it's just roll of the dice ain't it Janis: not like I've had a million hot boyfriends in a row like Grace: cos YOU didn't want to Grace: Like I said, you don't understand Grace: so don't tell me to calm down Janis: I ain't saying it for my health Janis: but okay Grace: You're saying it cos you want me to shut up Grace: so 👌 Janis: No I'm not Janis: but getting in a flap ain't gonna lead to a good date and then you'll feel even worse but you're just confirming your own bias Janis: everyone feels like shit sometimes but don't let that dictate what kinda time you're gonna have Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Grace: whatever I'm having a GREAT time if my feed says I am so Janis: how does that matter when you ain't Grace: Duh, only doing this so Mia won't win Grace: remember? Janis: 🙄 Janis: She wins automatically because you give a shit and she don't Grace: I know you'd LOVE for me to give up, babes but I can't join you in the ranks of not caring Janis: No shit Janis: she's a terrible friend Janis: who do you think you're doing any favours Janis: not yourself Grace: I'll just be alone then? Love that Janis: Get new ones Janis: you aren't bound for life Grace: Sure Grace: cos it's sooo easy Janis: Easier for you than it is me Janis: there's plenty of other girls who like the shit you like that aren't shitty people with it Janis: not entirely shitty, anyway, better Grace: & I'll just step into their friendship group & belong Grace: you have no idea Grace: You've never been friends with a group of girls before Janis: For good reason Janis: clearly Janis: it ain't that deep Janis: it doesn't have to be, you aren't 12 Grace: I wish I were Grace: It's easier then Grace: you can be friends with whoever Janis: You still can Janis: no one is forcing you but them Grace: no one else wants me Janis: sure they do Janis: just don't be so full on with it Janis: it ain't gonna be sleepovers every weekend or whatever at this age Janis: not at first especially Grace: I'll just change my entire personality 👌 Janis: You can Grace: You're so mean Janis: I'm not Janis: if you're sick of it then do something about it Grace: You are Grace: You want me to be a different person Janis: It's nothing to do with me, I don't care who you are Janis: You're bringing problems, I'm offering solutions Janis: also bit rich don't you think Grace: You're literally just saying everything's not that deep Grace: that's not a solution Grace: & I just want you to be A person, so no Janis: Because it isn't Janis: only your friends act like this, it's insanity Janis: and I am a person, whether you like it or not Grace: It isn't to you cos you don't know what it's like to be me Grace: and you know what I mean Grace: since she died you just pushed everyone away Janis: This has nothing to do with that Grace: Come on Grace: everything does, babes Janis: Nah Janis: Can try and use it as a copout but people stopped buying it a while back so I wouldn't bother Grace: That's not Grace: ugh why do you have to make everything so difficult? Janis: Me? Janis: You're the one that's got all the #problems tonight Janis: I'm chilling Grace: whatever Grace: I can't Janis: Have you tried? Grace: stop being such a bitch to me Grace: OMG Grace: I'm just gonna go Janis: Alright then Janis: have fun Grace: sure Janis: 🙄 for God's sake Janis: just send me the outfits Grace: I don't need the shotgun to my confidence thanks Janis: Don't be stupid Janis: I'm just going to tell you which is best Grace: No you wouldn't Grace: so like I said, no thanks Grace: I don't need it Janis: Yeah, fine Janis: you caught me Janis: just needed a laugh Janis: Laters then Grace: 👋 Janis: 🙄 Grace: maybe I'll see you when you bother to come back Grace: baited breath, like Janis: Why do you care Grace: obvs care too much about EVERYTHING so Grace: why not the only sister that's left Janis: Dramatic Janis: the other two aren't dead Grace: they don't answer their phones Grace: you still do even if you are a bitch Janis: More fool me, obviously Grace: yeah obvs Janis: Don't you have getting ready to do? Grace: I have cancelling to do Grace: it's one text Janis: Really Janis: What happened to not letting her win Grace: what happened to she already has? Janis: 'cos you let her Janis: and are going to this time too, cool Grace: no, 'cos I care & she doesn't Grace: you said it, you can't have forgotten it this fast Grace: literally can't win if we're going by that Janis: What sort of solution is to sit at Home and mope regardless Grace: what sort of solution is letting a boy see me like this? Please Grace: like it isn't cringe enough that I have to ask you to help me Janis: Cheers Janis: go fuck yourself then, like Grace: it's a better plan Grace: at least I know what I'm doing Grace: can't guarantee he does Janis: Don't be gross Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Grace: got the look, I'm just trying to match it 👌 Janis: Shut up Janis: You're so stupid Janis: what, you've got a few spots, yeah? your hair won't go right? Janis: who fucking cares Grace: You're stupid Grace: You literally don't know what you're talking about Janis: Because some lad ain't gonna shag you 'cos you don't look like your filtered selfies Janis: yeah and I'm clueless Janis: they don't care, you could be a different girl and they wouldn't notice Grace: cos I don't want to leave here if I don't! Janis: Then don't Janis: let that stop you and become a shut in Janis: sounds fun Grace: I hate you Janis: Nah Janis: we know who you hate Grace: Leave me alone Janis: Fine Grace: Good Grace: go annoy the barista Janis: Be more fun for me that's for sure Grace: I hope so or you really were lying Janis: 😂 you wish, babe Grace: I don't actually Grace: he seems nice Janis: 😏 Nice? Janis: You've got the wrong one or that was the world's most forced compliment Grace: 🙄🙄 Grace: I meant like he's not a fuckboy or whatever Grace: it'd be a shame if it was just for the 'gram Janis: Yeah, I'm such hot property everyone wants that brag on lock Grace: Ugh Grace: I'm just saying I do hope he likes you Grace: Forget it Janis: Yeah, I get it Janis: Don't worry about me, I'm fine Grace: I wasn't Grace: I was thinking how much it'd annoy Mia if you two get married or something Janis: Right well if I'm marrying someone to piss her off you can go on one measly date 👌 Grace: Well I already cancelled, so it's all up to you now, sorry Janis: 😑 Cheers Janis: get the invites out now Grace: she can have mine Janis: so dramatic Janis: as if you're turning down a wedding, no matter who's it is Grace: such a bad listener Grace: I just did Janis: 😂 Janis: ooh burn Janis: my imaginary guest list is shaking Grace: your guest list is nonexistent Grace: imaginary or not Grace: but the rest will make up the numbers so 👌 Janis: 💔 Grace: sure Grace: seriously, don't you have food to eat by now? Janis: I'm multitasking Janis: don't use my tongue to type Grace: he'll be 💔 if you keep ignoring him Grace: don't YOU let Mia win, babes Janis: Obvs Janis: ain't that what you recommend Janis: treat 'em mean keep 'em keen Grace: depends on the boy Grace: he wouldn't like it Grace: he's obvs too highkey Janis: You reckon? 😂 how many convos have you actually had with him, babe Grace: Duh Grace: I don't need to, I saw your little display, remember? Grace: & his artwork Grace: so 😍😍😍 Janis: Whatever you say Grace: whatever you say, he's YOUR boyfriend Grace: 🙄 Janis: Let's not get crazy though Grace: yeah so crazy that you like each other Janis: Gross 😉 Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Janis: if you don't need anything I'm off for real then Grace: 👋

[baekbaes]

vixx coffeeshop au (hyung line)

a/n: hello hello!!! it’s been awhile, and I am so sorry I haven’t been posting for the past few months. to be honest, my only excuse is that I’ve been swamped with work; I’m a college student, sooOOooO that pretty much explains everything haha. however, my term is almost ending and i will be on break, so there will be more posts in the future!!!!! please anticipate it and thank you for still sticking with me; i appreciate the support so much! ♡

please enjoy this little vixx scenario as a little apology for an unannounced hiatus;;; I’ll be posting the maknae line by the weekend! (plus I reused leo’s because initially, I had an idea for a vixx coffeeshop au before the barista! leo imagine sooOOOOoo heh) 

& I have a few requests in my inbox that i will get to right away! I apologize for the wait, but they will be written and posted aSAP! ♡

pairing: none genre: fluff? ? ? ?? ? ? ? warning(s): none

hakyeon (n)

the owner of starlight cafe 

“the name’s cute, deal with it” - him at one point, probably 

is also the main barista (and the better of the three baristas) 

is the type to yell at the others if the drink isn’t done to perfection 

“yah, jaehwan, there’s not enough cream in this!” 

“how would you know” 

“bC THE HEART ISN’T TOUCHING THE RIM!!! !!” 

is also the type to redo the drink if he messes up on it which makes him throw away the drink that he messed up on 

such a waste of coffee hakyeon 

but he just wants the best for his customers and doesn’t want to ruin their day with a bad cup of coffee 

knows about carat cafe’s owner wanting to be the best tries to ignore it 

buT JAEHWAN KEEPS BRINGING IT BACK UP 

“so when are we going to tp those rookies” 

“no.” 

is also the pastry maker 

knows that he could get another person to do the job to fill his place bc behind the counter can become really hectic, esp during rush hour 

but he doesn’t trust hongbin… or sanghyuk… or even ravi brewing coffee 

because he KNOWS WHAT’S UP 

& he knows that taekwoon and jaehwan know what they’re doing and can handle the rush 

owner hakyeon just really loves his cafe and his workers and his customers 

taekwoon (leo)

of course, this latte fairy is going to be the barista 

like yall... he really likes coffee....

like hakyeon, he makes really really good coffee but doesn’t seem to mess up often like hakyeon does

maybe it’s due to the fact that he comes an hour early every day to practice making coffee… 

but where does this extra coffee go? 

of course he goes across the street to the library where he gives them out to students so they can study 

 wow so generous of you, taekwoon <3 

the quieter of the three baristas 

(you can already imagine who the third barista is) 

quietly makes his coffee quickly and efficiently 

knows that hakyeon tosses perfectly good coffee away, so that “bad” coffee either goes to him (ofc) or he tucks it away into the fridge so he can give iced coffee to students later  :) 

is the type to hum to himself when he’s brewing the next batch 

wow, barista taekwoon is so soft and so so cute

jaehwan (ken)

HYUNG LINE IS THE BARISTA LINE

initially wanted to be the cashier, but that meant hakyeon was short one person behind the counter

& he isn’t stupid to get hongbin, wonsik, or sanghyuk

so he had to beg jaehwan to be a barista

relunctantly said yes, but then he realized that he’s also the one to give drinks to the customers when they’re finished brewing the drink 

which meant that he can talk to people all day long

uHM YES, THE BEST JOB EVER

however, he tends to talk to the customers too much and ends up not ever making coffee

which makes the other two baristas sigh

but hakyeon notices how happy jaehwan is talking to people

and he sees how every customer is always happily talking back and is genuinely invested in jaehwan that he never scolds jaehwan for not doing his job

his co worker is happy and the customer is happy and that’s all hakyeon wants

(wow hakyeon, you’re soft too)

but when he actually makes coffee, he’s actually really good and makes really great tasting coffee

he even sometimes makes better coffee than taekwoon, yikes

isn’t good at latte art though, he gives that to hakyeon or taekwoon to do

last time he attempted coffee art, let’s just say that it wasn’t a heart;;;  

[strydcr]

hellooo babes, i’m blair waldorf acacia (◠‿◠✿) nineteen, she/her, and the main admin here. lol sooo sorry you guys are all trapped in this rp with me. but wtver~ you guys will learn to adore my 3am messages comin’ up with plot that’ll hurt us and what not. also meet the beauty that is stryder estrellas. anyways, i’ll try to keep this as short as possible. since i always get lazy halfway thru writin’ intros. :~)) )) ) &&. of course this got way longer than expected so just find the ☪  at the end to read the summary // aim: alohacacia && skype: alohacacia

****psa you clicked on this so you’re obligated to plot with me srry but i don’t make the rules.

░   * . ╰ ✯ ›  ⊰ SELENA GOMEZ, CIS-FEMALE, TWENTY-THREE ⊱ is that STRYDER ESTRELLAS ? the BARISTA & FLORAL SHOP ASSISTANT MANAGER. they’re known to be INTELLIGENT & INDEPENDENT. but also BLUNT & CYNICAL. unknown to them, they are the reincarnation of PERSEPHONE.

BACKGROUND + TRIGGER WARNINGS: cheating 

well to kick things off, stryder is that one night stand baby. let’s call her biological dad “bio father/dad” and her mom’s husband “dad” then of course her mom is “mom”. sorry if this is confusing. but just think about how stryder is gonna feel once she finds out about this.

once upon a time her mom and her dad were happily in love. like they were the high school sweethearts who ended up getting married and blah blah blah. but before she was born, there was a point in time where the two broke up. probably once they were both about to start freshman year of college. that’s when her mom hooked up with stryder’s bio dad. she obviously ended up getting pregnant. but she ended up making up with stryder’s dad. SOOOOOOO…. he thinks he’s stryder’s father. but he ain’t. the one night stand hook up is.

stryder is completely unaware of the fact that he’s not her real father. her mom is still in contact with her biological dad. obviously, keeping that a secret from both her husband and stryder. but it’s only because her bio dad always sends her money to help provide for stryder. so basically this family is a mess. but only on the low. because on the outside this family is absolutely perfect. she grew up in a really nice household. suburban type of wealth in a town outside of los angeles, california. big house, nice cars, a vacation every now and then. but not rich enough to like be bill gates or something you get what i’m saying? just a nice upper middle class.

you might be wondering... how did they end up in seattle? one day her dad told the fam he had to move out to there because of work. (occupation: tbd) so they packed up everything they had and left. this was around the time stryder was starting her senior year of high school. stryder really isn’t the type to throw a fit over dumb shit. but you know this girl started bawling knowing she wasn’t going to graduate with her only two friends. ‘cause she had to start the loner life all over again.

now, stryder works at a small coffee shop as a barista and an assistant manager at a floral shop. (cause persephone, flowers, how cute.....) she does go to school at a community college about 30 minutes away from her house. probably studying to become a botanists. (a literal flowerchild yes.) and to her surprise she is actually enjoying living here. she doesn’t know why, but she feels drawn to the place.

PERSONALITY + RELATIONSHIPS + TRIGGER WARNINGS: anxiety 

PERSONALITY wise, she’s that tumblr post that’s like ——— me: i love myself i’m such a bitch // me: i hate myself i’m such a bitch. because one day she’ll be like “oh my god you’re my best friend!!!!!” then they’ll do her shady and she’ll be like “new phone who dis?” like do her dirty and she’ll get angry real quick. which is bad because it’ll trigger her anxiety. but yayayayayayayayyyyy. she’s the type to be sippin’ tea with her pinky finger up. she is the “is it bad that i secretly want to be hit by a car all the time” but also the “gotta better myself, my body, my skin and my bank account” type in one. she has a very clean exterior. although she outcast herself a lot. she does care about her appearance. (i.e. she has a sense of fashion.) she really likes to read and learn. so, you can always catch her doing something of the sort. talk to her about flowers or coffee and she gotchu. overall, stryder is pretty wishy washy. it all depends on her mood. she’s kind of a wallflower. isn’t exactly the most popular baby. but that’s by choice, not by force.

when it comes to FRIENDS stryder can always use some of 'em. she possess the qualities of a good friend loyal, honest, trustworthy. however, she can be quite obstinate. which might be a reason why she might not have as many friends as she would like. once her mind is set to think a certain way it’s hard to persuade her to believe otherwise. she’s the type of friend to listen to your problems, but be prepared to listen to her opinions – all of them. she’s also the type to put a friend in check when they need it. she thinks of it as trying to convince them to see the bigger picture. first impressions is something she might not be very good at. while she isn’t exactly the definition of rude, she tends to not filter then things she says. overall, i would say that she might just need a handful of friends and just a whole bunch of acquaintances.

i’m pretty sure stryder doesn’t think she has is ENEMIES. but, i could obviously understand why a girl like her would have any. she tends to be very outspoken and although she doesn’t mean to insult anyone or come off rude, she can’t help it. so, there’s always that. stryder is the type to hold grudges. (this is mostly because of her mother — trust issues man) she thinks once you fuck her over, then inevitably, you’re gonna do it again. basically, if you lose her trust everything you had, despite how far back your past goes, she isn’t going to trust you fully again. so if there was any type of fall out at all, stryder is gonna be pissed 5ever. but if in some point in time where she had to chose between her life and saving another’s, she’d save them before herself. stryder’s a good person guy’s. she has good morals. they’re just messed up in her black hole of thoughts. enemies? *grabby hands*

alright, so stryder and LOVERS. i have a feeling she’s dabbled in the dating world. she’s had a few boyfriends, dates, etc. but most likely nothing LONG TERM. possibly because she doesn’t see the point unless it’s for marriage. just like her mom and dad (lol troll.) she has the independent woman facade going on right now. which makes her seem like she doesn’t want anyone. but deep down she’s a hopeless romantic. this girl would love to be loved. and she truly needs it. most of the time she makes herself the outcast. this girl is completely oblivious to anyone having a crush on her. assuming friendship automatically. she’s probably read tons of books about love and fluffy shit like that. so she has high expectations when it comes to relationships. so someone rlly needs to come here and treat this girl right.

WANTED CONNECTIONS

FRIENDS

best friend — someone who will always be there for her. the person she feels most comfortable with. // m, f, or nb

partner in crime — they may not be the most reliable person like her best friend. but definitely someone she can get turnt tf up with. // m, f, or nb

childhood friend(s) — her first friend(s)! the one(s) she’s known since birth. she will never switch up on the real ones. (or so u think...) // m, f, or nb

ENEMIES

rivals — someone who hates her and some she hates too. maybe they just don’t get along yo. it happens // m, f, or nb

old bully — maybe somebody who bullied her or someone she might have bullied? bc honestly, if she bullied someone it would’ve been a joke. // m, f, or nb

old flame that didn’t end well — this is someone she used to date. maybe they wanted it to go further than just a date. but she ended up cutting ties with them. now it’s just made awk. // m, f, or nb

LOVERS

hate/love — just ‘cause these are my favorites. just little bickering. maybe they’re too much alike or just not a like at all. // m, f, or nb

old flame that ended well — the classic, exes that ended on good terms. they don’t hate each other at all. are actually still on really good terms. and possibly still have lingering feelings.  // m, f, or nb

currently dating — going on dates and what not. having a good time. who knows where this could go.  // m, f, or nb

MISCELLANEOUS

☪ overall, this bitch is flippy floppy. she’s loyal. quiet, but has a lot of opinions. intelligent, but sometimes stand-off-ish. she’s a bit of a feminist. trusts no bitch. but if you’re her friend, she’s chill AF. but really — she just doesn’t know how to process her good thoughts into words. she’s a barista and florist. she’s independent, hardworking, and determined. my muse for her is michelle (spider man homecoming) & margo roth spiegelman (paper towns). she’s a bit sketch when it comes to making new friends. since she’s a bit of a loner. and she’s super family oriented. despite her being absolutely oblivious to the fact that her mom cheated on her “dad” with her bio dad. anyways, give her girl scout cookies and she’ll love you til the end of time. overall, she’s not as lame as she portrays herself to be and is actually a pretty rad chick.

wEW this got waaaaaay longer than i expected it to be. anywho, if you actually read all this i love you and i cherish you hella. if you just skimmed, i would too. i would really love to plot with everyone. so just slide into my dms and we can get things started!! but okay, so, now imma go touch up my other intros. hope u don’t hate me after this long ass essay lmao. luv u *blows a kiss*

[jouskalon]

IwaOi fic rec #2

remember i posted the part one like 9 months ago lol. feel free to check the part one and enjoy this fic rec that literally no one asked for :)

part one  ❤

It's Tradition (oneshot / sfw) so it’s about iwa who always kissed oiks on his birthday. like, EVERY SINGLE TIME. i cri. this fic is so pure and sweet (◕ ω ◕✿)

When You Wish Upon a Star (completed / chaptered) BODY SWAP AU HELL YEAAAAH!!!!11!1! everyone have to read this cuz come oooon body swap iwaoi??? hillarious af (≧∇≦)/

Of Monsters and Men (on-going / chaptered) gAY, MAGIC, AND DEMON AND FANTASY HERE AND THERE FREAKING GREAT!!! HQ PAIRING EVERYWHERE. it’s not iwaoi centered actually, but the story is amazing must read!!11!

Always, My Pillar of Strength (oneshot / angst) HERE COME DE ANGST! kinda forget the plot flows but i remember crying over this fic when my mom is like 10 cm away from me (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

You Showed Up With Perfect Timing (oneshot / sfw) gym trainer!iwa with oikawa drooling over iwa’s mucle lololol. i love this so much cuz iwa as gym trainer like sIGN ME THE FUCK UP BOI. also my bby oiks is so hillarious i love my cinnamon bun so much (◡‿◡✿)

we shine like diamonds (oneshot / angst) oooooooOOO BACK AT ITAGAIN WITH THE ANGST! this fic contains homophobia which why this feel more realistic.

Mud, Stars and You (on-going / chaptered) model!oiks forced to get a job at a farm and meet hot muscular farmer!iwa and there u have it; a perfect combo lol. this fic may or may not on hiatus or worse, discontinued by looking at the updated date. like it’s been a year i already losing hope. such a shame, this fic is literally gold ╥﹏╥

bad coffee & lemon bars (oneshot / sfw) coffeeshop!au that everybody loveee ❤ my personal fav bc i simply love the vibe this fic gave to me lolol. so basically it’s about barista!iwa and customer!oiks who’ve been ordered a bizarre coffee that iwa absolutely hate (cz it’s hard to make lol)

lips like sugar (oneshot / sfw) iwa is offered to learn the art of kissing from a true professional aka oikawa. istg i lowkey cringe bc it’s awkward i mean imagine getting a make out lesson by your very own bestie..well it’s not like i’m complaining tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Only Fools Fall (completed / chaptered / omegaverse) save the best for the end they said ;) well i must say that THIS IS THE BEST IWAOI OMEGAVERSE I’VE EVER READ. why?? simply bc iwa is an alpha yet he takes care of oiks sooooooo gentle and patient and literally spoiling oiks with love. imagine having a boyfriend like iwaizumi, i might cry. oiks as an omega is cute af, he used iwa’s clothes as a nest cuz he likes iwa’s scent and i’m like *intesifies screeching*. the way iwa treats oiks makes me both melted and jealous, like there’s no in between. this fic also have a good length so...EVERY IWAOI SHIPPER MUST READ THIS. MUST.

huft, glad i’m done. that’s it people. i’m planning to do taekook fic rec next time since i’ve read plenty of it. see u soon (◕▿◕✿)

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Grace & Janis

Grace: You coming for lunch, babe? Janis: you're alright, not hungry Grace: you need to eat though Grace: I'll bring you something back, yeah? Janis: sure Janis: don't be worrying about me, have a nice time Janis: i'll go for a run Grace: worried is strong, bitch Grace: but okay Janis: lol Janis: convincing Grace: oh hush Grace: you know I'm too 😍 to even notice you Janis: 'course Janis: very cute Grace: sure you won't come? Janis: not to alarm you but i can't leave our room Grace: cos that's not alarming Janis: i cut my hair Janis: its horrible Grace: OMG Grace: send me a pic rn Grace: I need to see what we're dealing with Janis: I just did it from the ponytail so its even but Janis: I just hate it Janis: [reluctant pic] Grace: 😍😍😍 Grace: IT'S CUTE Grace: you can calm down Janis: appreciate the effort, babe Janis: i know its not like, the worst thing in the world Janis: its stupid but Grace: when have I ever given you a compliment in your life? you can work this Grace: it's different but that's not bad Grace: you wanna be, like Janis: no I don't Grace: Please Grace: He's changed you already Janis: not enough, obviously Janis: anyway, he liked my hair, that's why I did Grace: he can't do everything, so unfair, I know Grace: he'll still like it Grace: he still likes you. Obviously Janis: yeah Janis: the 👍 such a dead giveaway Grace: It's Jimmy Grace: And he's sad Janis: whatever Grace: not whatever though Grace: you can fix this Grace: and your hair Janis: i'm not getting weave Grace: 😂 hair grows, babes. Especially yours Janis: you're right Grace: By the time we have to go home you'll be looking 🔥 again Janis: let's not go wild Janis: got a tan at least Janis: flat whites will be jealous, 'til they find out, obvs Janis: unless they already have, idk Grace: I literally can't believe you call them that Grace: never over it Grace: Obvs my own tan is not as good which is sooooooo rude but I'll let you have it under the circumstances Janis: can just brag about barely leaving the bed if you're feeling it Janis: everyone wins Grace: Well yeah but like Grace: Don't wanna be that bitch, he's not living that brag life Janis: nah Janis: s'cute Grace: OMG you've never called a boy I like cute before Janis: 'cos they ain't been, bitch Grace: 😲 Grace: bitch Grace: I thought you didn't want weave, stop snatching! Janis: know it's hard to swallow but don't act like that truth tea is scalding new babe Grace: 🙄 fine Grace: you're right he's different Grace: I really like him Janis: I know Janis: are you going to try and keep in contact after? Grace: idk I want to but Grace: I'm not looking forward to bringing it up and having the convo Grace: ugh Janis: I think he'll want to too Janis: can only see Grace: I hope so Grace: UMM not to be a gossipy bitch but have you 👀 the barista's been online Janis: 'course i have Grace: are you gonna chat to him? Janis: no Janis: said in my text, when he was ready Janis: so i can't, as if i'd have a clue what to say regardless Grace: True Grace: maybe he'll chat to you first anyway Janis: oh, babe Grace: excuse you weirder things have happened Janis: weirder than him having amnesia Janis: and me just going along with it like i'm not dying Janis: very romcom but no Grace: duh Grace: he fell hard for you if that isn't the weirdest like Grace: jk but forreal it might be okay Grace: can't avoid each other forever and when he sees you Janis: I can keep running Janis: not over Spain, I grant you Janis: but working on it Grace: Babe no Janis: There's no alternative Grace: give him more time before you say that though Grace: like how can you not Janis: I'll still be reachable Grace: 🙄 Grace: don't make me lock you both in a room Grace: now that's a rom com moment Janis: 💀 unless you wanna be buried alive Grace: bitch please Janis: can be arranged Janis: never find you out here, like Grace: 😂 Grace: Mateo would find me Janis: 💞 Janis: romantic Grace: also his mum which is less Grace: but she's a lot Janis: 😂 Janis: bitch i know, been avoiding her best i can whilst i slink around her house Grace: happy she likes me but Janis: n'awh Janis: meet the in-laws Grace: shh omg Janis: you love it Grace: ignoring you Janis: not the only one Janis: woe is me Grace: Babes 😢 Janis: was a joke Janis: not, like but you can laugh Grace: not that rude