#and then claiming you’re the only one who cares about all characters Lmaoo

[daisysmalia]

That TikToker who recently started watching the show has the worst takes and yet all I see is people hyping them up on there and their twitter. Like why.

[idontblushsrry]

Inuyasha Characters As Roomates

In honor of yashahime’s release i’ve decided to post this for no real reason.Can you tell who my bias is lmao. Lmk if I should do a Part 2 with the people I missed. Also I apologize I haven’t updated in like a year I have a post addressing this coming up soon. Thank you for your continued support despite the fact that I’ve been updating infrequently, I really appreciate it. Without further ado:

Warnings: Some swear words oop

Word Count: 1632

Inuyasha

You want Inuyasha as your roommate???Chile anyways...

No but fr tho in general Inuyasha isn’t an awful roommate, he pays his bills on time(ususally), doesn’t make too big of a mess but that’s just because he owns like 3 things and 2 outfits.

No, the real problem with Inuyasha is that he is LOUD

You walk outside to throw the trash away and he’s in his room screaming about a video game or something and the WHOLE neighborhood can hear him. 

People pokin they head out in concern and everything

Another time he was watching a horror movie and you guess the characters did something stupid because you hear a scream from the character and then Inuyasha screaming “WHAT THE FUCK, WHY WOULD YOU GO THAT WAY DUMBASS! THAT’S WHY YOU’RE DEAD NOW!”

Shit woke you up out of your sleep

After that incident you knew you’d have to ask him to be a bit more considerate of your eardrums.

So, you ask him to quiet down and he pouts like a child and huffs and puffs.

He does quiet down tho...for about 2 minutes until he stubs his toe on the end of the couch

God bless you and your patience but god bless his girlfriend Kagome

She’s a saint

If it were up to Inuyasha your groceries would consist of a cabinet of ramen like the man has the budget for ramen and paying his share of he bills why would he spend money on things like fruit???

This is where Kagome comes in, she comes by pretty regularly and she brings food or groceries because she of all people knows how terrible Inuyasha’s shopping habits are.

Bless her soul truly and every time she does this you thank her lmaoo

Inuyasha eventually does move out with Kagome but he does apologize for being loud before he leaves, you aren’t sure if he did that on his own or if Kagome made him do that

Kagome

She’s so sweet

Fair share of chores, groceries, she cooks for yall sometimes, truly a saint

Only 2 problems:

Ms. Girl has no moneyyy

Poor Kagome, she always tries to pay her bills on time but between trying to feed Inuyasha, helping out her family, and school the paycheck only spreads so thin(She does eventually quit school to start working more but)

Nothing wrong with this but you do end up having to cover for her sometimes.

She of course thank you and you don’t usually mind and your routine was functional for you two, until you meet problem number 2 

The loudest mf on the planet Earth, her boyfriend, Inuyasha

One day you’re in he kitchen grabbing something to eat and you hear pounding on the door like the police showed up.

You proceed cautiously because...what the fuck and you almost reach the door before you hear 

“I’ll get it!”

You’ve never seen Kagome run faster

She opens the door and you see this 5′5 mf who was banging on the door like he paid the bills

Inuyasha just has rbf but you don't know that so you think he’s making faces at you

Immediately you have a problem with him

“Hey Kagome, who’s this?”

She looks between you two before immediately rushing to introduce you to each other

“Oh, I forgot my purse be right back guys.”, Kagome left not knowing that yall were about 2 seconds from fighting

You didn’t like Inuyasha for banging on the door and glaring and he didn’t like you for glaring at him

After that you just avoided talking to inuyasha for the sake of keeping the peace

When he came over you exited stage left 

Eventually Kagome does move out with Inuyasha and she asks why you and Iuyasha had never spoken to each other

“Are you kidding me the first day we met he was already glaring at me?!”

“Ohhh, that’s just his face, he’s really sweet promise :D”

You doubted that

You liked Kagome as a roommate but you were glad she was moving out so you could find someone who could pay the bills on time.

Sango

She a baddie ngl

Aside from that, Sango is the perfect roommate

However, I hope you aren’t allergic to cats or Miroku because they’re pretty much a package deal

Also hopefully you don’t hate children because she does have Kohaku to worry about

But she makes pretty good money at her job so expenses aren’t a issue

She also isn’t home too often between her job, taking care of Kohaku and Kirara, and her relationship

She ends up spending more and more time at Miroku’s place anyways

Sango finally moves in with Miroku when she gets pregnant, yall still keep in touch tho because you’ve become good friends

And thus you say goodbye to the best roommate to ever grace this Earth lmao

Miroku

Miroku is the shortest lasting roommate on this list

Mans is a little creeper pervert and that shit gets annoying after a while

You’ll be walking out the shower and Miroku’s standing there like “hey lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear”

Needless to say you smacked the taste outta his mouth and he stopped with that real quick

He stops but you’re surprised when you see Sango come over 

Your hand starts itching with the urge to slap him again...

You meet Sango and what she sees in him is... baffling, scientists to this day still don’t understand 

Baby girl, you’re Sango do better, self love

Anyways, Miroku moves out eventually and he takes his nasty ass ways with him

Later you find out that Sango moved in with him and sje’s gon have a baby by him

But you know that’s none of your business 

Koga

If you thought Inuyasha was loud...

Inuyasha doesn’t have any friends, Koga has a wolf pack...

Parties all the time good luck homie

If you were tryna study, sleep, do work, etc. best wishes lmao

You come home and mans got 2 random people over like how ya doin   O-O

“Hello”

“Where’s Koga?”

They point to the kitchen and you head here ready to just “talk” with Koga

He turns around and gives you the cutest smile known to man and you immediately lose your will to argue

Can’t argue with a man that beautiful sorry...

Anyways besides being loud af, Koga is HYPER

Mans is up at 5 am knocking on your door like “hey you wanna jog to the gym”

“No Koga, goodnight”

‘No problem, it’s the morning btw!”

He’s actually a decent roommate and he moves into a bigger house with his friends and calls it the ‘pack house’

He actually invites you to come move in w him and his buddies 

You tell him you’ll think about it

Sesshomaru

The king of “I’m better than you”

He has his life so well together and you’ve gotta give him props

Mans is basically Caspar the Friendly Ghost of roommates 

Does he actually live here? the lights stay on and his name is on the deed so... I guess

Seriously tho, Sesshomaru doesn’t need a roommate but he does need someone to mind Rin

You might ask, what about Jaken, Jaken is busy (following Sesshomaru) or so he claims

Sesshomaru isn’t too bad honestly he covers the majority of the expenses in exchange for you watching Rin and feeding Ah-Un

So you’re basically Rin’s stay at home nanny

But you don’t mind because she is a SWEETHEART

Ah-Un isn’t too bad, just feed 2 lizards

(Although depending on who you are feeding them bugs might be your worst nightmare)

Jaken and you buttheads all the time, it’s almost comical

The times you interact with him mainly consist of you telling him to leave Rin alone or him telling you something Sesshomaru said

Speaking of Sesshomaru you don’t see him often and the only times you hear from him are in the form of notes he leaves around the house to the degree of ‘I fed Ah-Un this morning’ or ‘Make sure Rin takes her vitamins’ 

The other times you “hear” from him are when Jaken comes by saying things like ‘Lord Sesshomaru has requested that you prepare Rin to go out’

And for a while you were like who tf does he think he is because like yea he pays most of the rent but like he isn’t paying you for this so why does he think he can order you around indirectly

The first time you see Sesshomaru, it’s late and Rin’s been asleep for hours.

You walked into the kitchen and didn’t bother with turning the lights on but then you heard the smallest shuffle and a groan

And the moonlight comes through the window at the perfect angle and it reflects so beautifully off his silver hair

He turs some and you see his face and immediately take back all the times you’ve cussed him out mentally

And the you realize you’re in your pajamas staring at this man you’ve never met before that’s sleeping on the couch. For all you know he could be some random guy who broke in

He looks so peaceful that you loathe to disturb it but you poke at him w a stick and he groans out something to the tune of “Go away Jaken”

“I’m not Jaken”

He immediately sat up and stared at you like he was trying to figure out who you were in his head for a moment 

“Don’t you want to sleep in your room?” you asked him. He stood up and begun to walk towards his room in response 

You just watched him walk away but before he turned the corner into the hallway you swear you heard him say “You should get some sleep too.”

[seijorhi]

asks :)

i’m sorry i’m bad at answering these i love you guys

I just adore fics like these, outside characters seeing through yandere facades and putting the pieces together. Atsumu’s frustration at knowing something is wrong but not being able to convey it without sounding crazy or jealous (and then exactly that happens), and then his mental agony at realizing he’s right but powerless. Ugh and the piece de resistance was his own inner turmoil at his attraction, it was just *chef’s kiss*. Do you think Atsumu became a bit of a lowkey yandere in his own way just obscured with a savior complex? Poor reader if she ever ends up his clutches, swapping one crazed man for another only Atsumu will never see himself as the bad guy. Thanks for the time and effort you put into such amazing writing!!

poor atsumu, i really put him through the wringer on this one :(( he starts with good intentions, but you know what they say about those haha. i honestly think he’s kinda fucked, because on the one hand he has everybody telling him he’s being a creeper, making mountains out of molehills, because how could hinata possibly do anything like that? and on the other he’s got hinata who’s not only aware of his suspicions but kinda pushing him to snap but dangling the reader in front of him. which way he falls is kinda up to you, but i think the fact he jerked off to a blowjob she clearly didn’t want says a lot about what he’s willing to (temporarily at least) overlook.

(English is not my first language so if I make grammar mistakes i'm sorry :( )

I got chills while reading insidious! It was so amazing. I really appreciated how you wrote that in Atsumu's perspective and made him an unreliable narrator.

It reminds me of the old drabble that you did with BokuAka where they kidnapped their manager and wrote it in Konoha's perspective. In that drabble, while Konoha did act selfishly, I still felt that he was a good person overall.

But in this fic, despite Atsumu claiming that Hinata and y/n's relationship was toxic and wrong, he still felt jealous. He wanted to be in Hinata's place. He wanted what Hinata had with y/n. I don't think his issue with them was because their relationship was toxic (maybe it was in the beginning), he just wanted it to be him who's with her. And that's the brilliance of this fic, seeing not only how unsettling Hinata's relationship was but also seeing Atsumu also slowly becoming obssessed.

first of all, never apologise for your english or any language for that matter. you’re doing great bby! but i’m glad you liked the fic!! <33 i can’t resist morally corrupting a character with good intentions. poor tsumu. poor konoha :((

Oof Hinata is terrifying and you wrote him so so so in character, like damn. He’s so happy like he’s just not a dark person which makes it so jarring bc he himself might not even register his actions as bad. I would love to see more content with him bc you got a girl scared and horny! But just wow I was on the edge of my seat!

ahh thank you my love!!

this is kinda random but i’m happy that i finally don’t have to type your full @ on the search bar to get to your blog anymore!!!!! also your new hinata ft atsumu fic literally sent chills down my spine. it kinda disturbed me how nobody (except atsumu) is questioning hinata’s character because hinata the always positive bundle of joy and sunshine can’t be capable of doing such things right? and how hinata is aware of atsumu’s suspicions ANDattraction towards his girl so he plays these little mind games with atsumu while maintaining that happy go lucky smile on his face acting like everything is normal. i just love your writing so much i literally visit your blog often for new updates😭

ahh i wished i had more updates for you haha! it’s really the worst when nobody believes something you think is painfully obvious. and hinata’s sunshine and sweet and super adoring, so why would anyone think twice about his relationship with the reader? and it doesn’t help that he’s toeing the line (before jumping right across it) between genuine concern and a little bit of attraction, but that’s half the fun haha. thanks for the ask bby!

Ok but you write Atsumu pining for the reader in a relationship so well. Inescapable Atsumu vs Oikawa is so good, the desperation, the crying *chefs kiss* Insidious is a diff Atsumu, more caring but thirsty all the same. Bokuto and co.s reaction is so funny 😭 they literally said you need to chill a little Atsumu

(Maybe we need to make this a full circle and make Atsumu pine for Osamus S.O. eye-)

i’m so mean to atsumu in both of those fics. dw i’ll make it up to him haha <33

It’s been said before but your Hinata fic was AMAZING and just so scarily in character. Hinata is definitely one of the scariest yanderes because he’s so unsuspecting and who would believe such a cheerful person is capable?!? It was just so well-written, I loved how you wrote Atsumu’s rising suspicions (especially how he can’t really prove anything bc it’s Hinata of all ppl) and his own descent into obsession and everyone’s reaction to him. It was so deliciously twisted and you can’t help but pity reader in what we can assume is her little sliver of hope that she can be saved bc someone finally noticed. Just chills.

thank you so much, bby! hinata does give off those vibes, and who would suspect him because he’s so attentive and bright and bubbly. i’m glad you liked it!! <33

Rhi RHHHHIIII Insidious was spot on. Rabid was just 👌👌 mmm and I've just realized how good you are at capturing a character's pov, like Atsumu's was on the money for capturing the confusion and unsettling feeling and it was so effective i feel like 👀😳 @ hinata now lmaoo

I WAS THE LAST ASK TALKING ABOUT POVS BUT I FORGOT SOMETHIIINGG. DAICHI'S POV. DAICHI'S POVVVV 👏👏👏 I could feel myself feeling his frustration and anger (I wanted him to whip oikawa's ass so bad fr) and his piecing together of things made me feel so awful and anxious, but like in a good way!! Writing is suppose to make you feel things and your fics always, always accomplish that 🤍

ahh nonnie, thank you so much! i like to get inside of the character’s head and fuck with their emotions and stuff, it’s super fun so i’m glad you guys enjoy it!! ily!! <3

oo Hinata as a yandere is so scary bc he's so sweet and caring. BUt he's also sincere and earnest about everything and who's to say that passion won't carry into darker activities 👀

you get it anon haha. he’s honestly a little terrifying but i still want him to spit in my mouth y’know??

i just finished reading insidiuous--it was FANTASGTIC SHDFJDSHFJ the way that atsumu crossed a line he couldn't come back from and was just,,,, rightfully consumed with shame for it?? that was great. also loved reading how hinata knew what he was doing and was doing it purposely, but poor reader. my heart goes out to reader.

thank you so much, bby!! i’m glad you liked it <33 

God, you have no idea how much I loved Rabid. I read it probably like 5 times in a row the first time. How do you imagine what happens to reader afterwards? I wonder if he’d end up taking her back to his place, or how does he interact with her afterwards? I’m sorry if this is annoying, I’m just so in love with the story 🥺💕

ahh thank you so much! as for what happens afterwards, you’re definitely kyoutani’s girl. if you think he’s just gonna let you go back to your place, keep working your job, you’ve got another thing coming. he tries to be gentle. a good boyfriend. he’ll definitely pick up on you shaking after he’s finished up; but he’ll misinterpret it as you being cold and make you wear his jacket haha.

Have u permanently closed commissions?

not necessarily, just taking a break :))

[ff-imagines]

Hey i hope its ok to request something. If not just ignore this. Can you do some salt and pepper mantis shrimp general headcanons? I love your writing by the way💙

Hell yea cyberpunk babe time

• This man? Right here? He’s? Complicated.

• Getting into a friendship with him is hard enough.

• He straight up won’t trust you for a really long time, doesn't matter who you are.

• You thought Boston was hard to win over? Y’all aren’t ready for pepper.

• Honestly the best way to get him to really trust you is to be here for him but distant at the same time. Don’t be overbearing, but do small favors and little pieces of kindness for him.

• Don’t get it wrong, this isn’t a game of “waiting for him to come around” as much as it’s proving your willingness to be patient, and able to give him space.

• He doesn’t make himself easy to love, and he doesn’t feel love easily.

• how you treat others directly affects how he sees you.

• He’s very watchful of you, and honestly very nervous.

• He doesn’t trust you at all at first, he tends to watch over you in less of a protective sense and more of a… “keeping an eye on your enemy” kind of way.

• You unknowingly prove to him your kindness, and it kinda stuns him honestly. He’s used to seeing the worst of humans, so seeing genuine care is…. weird.

• When you notice he isn’t hanging over your shoulder as much, that’s when you can start getting closer.

• His favorite is spinach noodles, but honestly any food you give him he’s pretty grateful for, even if he doesn’t vocalize that.

• He doesn’t have vocal manners at all honestly. Saying your “please-and-thank-yous” was never something that was really… important in his past.

• Surprisingly it will be….. technically both of you who makes the first move

• when he’s fairly confident you’re trustworthy he decides to just keep you close and protect you with all he’s got. That doesn’t necessarily mean romantic, so you’re the one who makes that move.

• Blunt honesty is best. If he senses any jokes or teasing he won’t even consider believing what you’re saying.

• If he feels you’re being honest, he’ll most likely retract for a day or two before coming back to you and simply sitting down close to you. He’ll try to say something in reply, but he can’t seem to get it past his tongue.

• Hold the pepper boys hand, he’ll melt.

• His prosthetic arm might also jump in temperature so make sure that’s not the hand you’re holding lmao

• From that point it’s just as slow as befriending him is.

• A good way to reassure him is with food. Boys got a pretty fuckin big appetite. He won’t eat around you though, that requires taking off the mask. He takes to a room without people and happily munches.

• A great way to get closer to him is…. keeping cute band-aids on your person!

• His skin is actually pretty sensitive and he gets cuts and bruises pretty easily.

• He’ll reject the cute little characters and designs on the band-aids at first but they kinda grow on him, eventually he’s covered in cute cat ban-daids head to toe.

• Will actually melt inside if you stick a band-aid on yourself to match him, even if you’re not hurt.

• You walk out the bathroom with pastel pink bandaids on your nose and he’s thinking “????????? Ily??????”

• He doesn’t have a lot of hobbies, he's never had the time to gain any, really.

• In hanging over your shoulder he gets an idea of what things he’ be interested in trying, though!

• He loves to look at alt fashion. He’d never really try any outfits but he might be down to pick out some for you!

• His fashion isn’t exactly… mainstream? But it is unique and strangely appealing!

• You will be hanging out a lot with Boston lobster. He admires him above all else so, be prepared for that lmao

• Will most likely quietly gush about you to Boston if Boston asks. Only if you’re not around though because he could never say these things to your face lmaoo

• doesn’t really let you touch his prosthetic arm, he’s worried it’ll hurt you.

• He’s also very insecure about it in general.

• Showing interest or complimenting his arm greatly catch him off guard, they’re actually his favorite compliments, even if he has trouble accepting them.

• Shrimp himself is actually a very jealous and possessive person.

• The people he claims as ‘his people’ are under his constant watch, and anyone he deems as dangerous or even just mildly annoying will not be met with any sort of kindness.

• If he catches or finds out about anyone flirting with you, especially a human, he has no problem sorting this… problem with violence.

• Lord help anyone who dares try to touch you, I sincerely hope they had a good life because he’s sending them to god in 500 pieces.

• He definitely prefers indoor dates, far far away from anyone else.

• He’d prolly absolutely love a video game date.

• His favorite games are story based, stuff like the last of us, beyond: two souls, farcry 3-5, etc

• Detroit: becoming human really struck a chord with him, he adores that game.

• Doesn’t like multiplayer as much since it requires talking to people

• His ultimate show of trust is sleeping around you.

• He’s very nervous to test around others, even Boston to a degree, him taking a nap around you means more than you think.

• Would feel very emotional cuddling with you, especially if you fell asleep.

• He takes it as a sign of trust on your part as well.

• His favorite position to cuddle is where you’re both on your side, facing each other. Likes to tuck your head under his chin and rest an arm loosely over your waist.

• Takes a while for him to fall asleep because he’s just not used to this level of affection, but that doesn’t mean he’s not savoring every second.

• Will take a long time to take off the mask. I’m talking l o n g.

• There’s a lot of speculation on what he looks like, personally I think he’s got a normal looking face but has big fangs.

• Like, some serious chompers.

• He knows literally nothing about intimacy, that definitely includes kissing.

• At first there’s… a lot of teeth in his kisses lmao rip

• he loves ghosting his teeth over your skin, just to see how you squirm.

• Loves to bite around the junction of your shoulder, the back of your neck, and lightly nibble on your wrists

• Hickies from him make you look like you got attacked by a rabid rat lmao

• He feels a twinge of pride when anyone asks “what happened to your neck?”

• “I happened, disgusting human.”

• Once he does start getting comfortable with affection his possessiveness gets cranked up a lot, as he gets a tad clingy!

• “Hmm? No, don’t get up yet. It’s…. comfortable here.”

• Overall he’s a nervous, untrusting boy who finally found someone worth trusting in.

• He will not let that go anytime soon.

[teamjacobthot]

1. What's the cringiest memory you have as a Twilight fan? OR the happiest memory? 2. Has Twilight influenced your fashion choices, personality, and so forth? 3. What about Leah Clearwater resonates with you? 4. What's your favorite Jacob scene in the books and movies? [You don't have to answer all of them, no pressure. Thank you!]

let me just say this is my favorite ask in the world. I cried a couple times and I honestly think it’s made me re-evaluate my life. these kinds of asks are My BrandTM and I’m legitimately honored that you’re interested! ilysm 💕

im on mobile and im about to gush abt stuff so keep mf scrolling

1. my cringiest memory is a tie between going to walmart at midnight for the dvd premieres of eclipse and breaking dawn part 1 (and maybe breaking dawn part 2 but i literally can’t remember at this point) and like........going to the seattle twilight convention in 2011. but now that I think about it, it wasn’t cringey at all! i was 13 and it was the single best day of my life. i got up early with my mom that morning and we drove the half hour it took to get to downtown seattle from our house. the girls of the hillywood show hosted and i got to meet them. i later attended panels with tyson housemann and booboo stewart and julia jones 💕💕💕 it was julia’s birthday but she didn’t mention it, humble queen. and omg she wore a tank top and threw a football around........what a woman. booboo also did a backflip in that hotel lobby lmfao. but besides seeing the cast, that slday was incredible bc i won twilight trivia against a bunch of ppl (including grown ass adults) lmao. that was so incredibly fun. best day of my life as a twihard.

wait but BITCH I forgot I went to forks w my dad in 2013!!! the town was dead as fuck but it was so fun 💕💕💕 I did a bunch of tourist shit but I’m so glad I finally went and I’m so thankful for my dad for taking me no matter how bored he was. that was amazing

2. twilight was my first Thing as an adolescent. i got into it when i was 11 years old. it has shaped so much of me, but most importantly, my opportunities to make friends, as well as my music taste bc of my friends from these websites putting me on to new music. the soundtracks ofc put me on to new music too. but anyways, some of my best friends since middle school were people I originally met on twilight fan sites or the 2012 taylor lautner fandom on twitter. twilight was also the longest book I’d read at the time, so it upped my reading habits. and I’ve also loved writing since I was little (like 8 years old) but discovering fan fiction made it that much more fun. I’ve always loved writing and fan fiction enabled my love for it, even though most of my fics were shitty. I had (and still have!) so much fun. in terms of fashion, I had a phase where I liked flannels bc of bella but I definitely dress cuter now than anybody in those movies lmaoo.

3. now Leah Clearwater......LEAH CLEARWATER. she’s always resonated with me in that shes a woman of color and NOT afraid to show others how she feels, no matter how annoyed or uncomfortable everyone else gets because of it. she was hurting and didn’t hide it (not like she could, but still). she made sure she was heard despite all those boys telling her to shut up. and also, her protectiveness over Seth reminds me of how much I care about my younger brother and wanna shield him from everything bad in the world, even when he’s being a dumbass. but overall I think of leah as a huge breath of fresh air in that she’s one of the only characters who not only criticizes the Cullens but Bella too. she also has that brand of humor that’s kinda mean but very true and I’ve definitely embodied it for at least the last 12 years of my life. I just wish she was real so I could be her friend. smeyer managed to under develop one of her most compelling characters ever.

4. my favorite jacob scene in the books was every last scene in new moon before he phased, but especially the part where he and bella talked at the movies. that was really sweet. and I don’t claim eclipse, but the little parts they hung out as friends (before it got annoying) were nice as well. oh and I LOVED when they danced together in the breaking dawn movie. she was so happy to see him! like literally delighted! the first time she looked that hapoy during the entire wedding and reception!!! but my favorite overall jacob scene is definitely at the part in the new moon movie right before I turn the whole thing off, when they’re in her truck and he’s like “sometimes I feel like I’m gonna disappear.” that really gets me. I wish it got more elaboration. jacob’s backstory is literally so rich I wish we got more of it :( and this may be an unpopular opinion but his take on everything that happened in new moon would be totally cool to have but it’s too bad smeyer made him Love Interest #2 and not like.......his own character

thanks sm for this ask!!! this has definitely been my favorite 💞💞

[honeybee-babe]

you're so pathetic. guess what bitch, you pathetic loser, with no friends and no self awareness (you aren't a political activist for being a boring asshole on tumblr): i'll write about diego's big cock jizzing on klaus's face until the end of time. i'll get off to it as will the hundreds of people who read my fics. and you'll cry and scream on tumblr but you are POWERLESS. utterly powerless! you fucking loser virgin.

Bitch I don’t give a fuck if you write Diego jizzing in Klaus’ face while Luther fucks Klaus in the ass with his giant monkey pp and Five sucks his cock. Just 1) tag it properly 2) don’t be a hypocrite (namely, don’t use incest as a reason to hate Luther and Allison as characters, only to ship the other siblings) and 3) don’t try to pretend it isn’t incest when it is. All I’m saying is don’t claim it isn’t incest, or that shipping Five with his siblings isn’t pedophilic.

And let me get this straight: you’re the one who spends hours both reading and writing tons of incestuous porn fanfiction... and you’re accusing me of being a virgin? 🤡 Like bro that is r i c h, do I even have to point out the irony here? I’ll spell it out for you: if you were actually getting any, I highly doubt you’d need umbrella academy pornfic to get off lmaoo. I’d suggest talking to a therapist instead of projecting your own insecurities onto anonymous tumblr asks.

And you’re telling me I have no self awareness, bitch I have a weird ass sneeze kink that I fully acknowledge is weird and kinda gross, possibly even ableist if we’re gonna go there but I ACKNOWLEDGE it. You’re literally shipping incest, which is FINE as long as you acknowledge it, yet you refuse to. You’re the one who lacks self awareness.

And when did I ever cry and scream about your fanfic lol. Literally all I do is reblog anonymous confessions that try to justify sibling relationships as “not being incest” and call them out on if. I couldn’t care less that you write it, just don’t try to argue that it isn’t incest, and don’t be a hypocrite/hate on others for their ships if you ship literal siblings. Again, people who post anonymous confessions are asking for discourse. I don’t see anyone reblogging my reblogs and trying to argue with me, just some whiny pussy ass bitch who keeps sending me anonymous messages.

If you really want anyone to take you seriously, come off anon for a civilized adult conversation. Or are you actually a 13 year old who doesn’t know anything about sex like your asks indicate? Because you’re certainly behaving like one.

[chromsai]

can you do the same meme about Zarc, too, please? (and maybe Ray, if it's not too much to ask)

sure but no guarantees i’ll go way into depth like i did with yuya cuz lol that was a bit much

Zarc

Why I like them/why I don’t: i HATED him at first. like... i just... hated him. legitimately hated him. like... i hated roget and the doctor before him, for good reason, but once all was revealed i just... wanted him to die. for all the bad shit and pain that he had put yuya and the others through. i blamed it all on him. and tbqh i still do. you can’t really deny that all of the shit that went down was mostly all because of him and his fuck up. if he’d just... done the right thing when he fucked up the first time. none of this would have happened. but instead. cruelly ironic... he smiled it off. and i despised him for it. but there’s of course the twist... how can i hate him when he is the yuu boys? it’s... hard to fucking reconcile with those feelings in that situation. of course i saw it coming in a way that the yuus would be revealed to be some apocalypse-inducing demons or some shit, but you’re telling me that they wouldn’t have ever even existed in the first place if it wasn’t for the very fuck up that this asshole did that would ultimately later be the cause for all their pain too? what the fuck kind of sadistic recycling is this. he victimized himself plenty of times, claiming that his actions are a result of the wishes of society, which is true to a certain disturbing extent, but that portrays him as just another flawed af human being like any other, and to me that makes him relatable. you ever been in a situation where you fucked up real bad and the results of your actions at the time ended up being way more destructive than you initially intended them to? of course, in his situation it’s much more complicated than that but i just love that they showed us that zarc was just some random dude and just one little fuck up ruined his good intentions. it can happen to anyone. he’s not a good person. but his backstory (and redemption) through yuya showed us that he could have been. he’s a very interesting final antagonist and i think that showing us the real facets of his personality through the yuu boys was a unique and intriguing way to tell us his story. i love him because, fuck, if you paid attention throughout arc v, it’s honestly hard not to.

What I like about their appearance: boy. he’s fucking beautiful. his face. his hair. his stupid ass cowboy get up (i have a thing for dorks in stupid outfits). hoooo boy  i will always thirst for him.

Do I prefer their dub names or original names?: i mean thankfully it’s pronounced the same in the dub (tho tbh it’s still mostly funny but i’m sorry i can’t stand his dub voice). 

OTP: zarcray. i’m zarcray fucking trash. forever.

NOTP: him and any of the yuu boys. no. just no.

OT3: none. zarcray is all i care about.

Favourite card they use: himself??? LMAOO. i LOVE his dragon form.

Favourite moment they were in: i still.... will never get over... him dying at ray’s hands and cursing her as they split.... aaaaaaa... but i love all his moments. goooood shit.

Least favourite moment: fuck that scene of him summoning himself and sacrificing each of the dragons/yuuboys for it ugh fucking i cry

Would I fuck, marry or kill them: can i be like ray i can do all three of these mmmm

Ray

Why I like them/why I don’t: oh man, the only thing i dislike about Ray is that, due to obvious plot related reasons, she didn’t get as fleshed out through her counterparts as Zarc did through his counterparts. there’s an element of her personality that kinda feels like it’s missing to me so although i do love and enjoy writing her in fic, i still feel she might have needed that for me to enjoy her canon self just as much as i enjoy Zarc’s. that being said, i don’t think whatever’s missing about her characters is all that much and I get a good sense of the type of person she was through her counterparts and also her obvious badass nature being the only one who could have taken down Zarc and who vowed to do so as many times as necessary so long as he ever revives to destroy the world. i will say though, her intentions are very clear through Yuzu, and through Serena, we see she herself was most likely a flawed individual as well who also contributed to Zarc’s ultimate gain in power in some way or another. just as Serena blindly idolized Academia for so long without really knowing what was going on behind the scenes, Ray too was also a part of the Original Dimension’s society as much as everyone else in it was. no one was innocent in that regard, and her taking action to stop Zarc for indefinitely many times was just her way of realizing her own responsibility in her life too. She’s strong, arguably the strongest duelist in this show’s universe, and I love that about her.

What I like about their appearance: lol what have i said about redheads? love em. and her design is just A++++ she’s beautiful.

Do I prefer their dub names or original names?: still Ray in both dubs thank god

OTP: zarcray zarcray zarcray

NOTP: idk? her with any of her counterparts.

OT3: n/a

Favourite card they use: i mean we don’t get to see much besides the En cards but they pretty af and i love those effects anyway so

Favourite moment they were in: her putting Zarc in his place both times lols

Least favourite moment: idk? i don’t really have one? maybe her lack of more moments? we need more of our goddess

Would I fuck, marry or kill them: i’ll let zarc (try) these all with her~

[atopearth]

Ikemen Sengoku Part 1 - Oda Nobunaga Route

Yess it is out! Lolol, basic story is the heroine gets taken back to the Sengoku period when Oda Nobunaga is betrayed and supposed to die but she ends up saving him from the fire instead. (BTW, yes I play my games very late at night lmaoo)

Lol when she said she doesn’t want to know what his name is. The heroine seems pretty cool. Ohh I’m not well versed with Japanese history but I was aware of Mitsuhide’s betrayal, I just didn’t realise it only lasted for 3 days before Hideyoshi came back and took back control, I see, I see. And the post grad physics guy that came to the past with her actually was stuck here for four years before the time she came in. What a convenient time and location for her to pop up in to change a big part of history! I still find it hilarious that Nobunaga asked if she would rule by his side LOL. What a wonderful suggestion. And she replied by running off hahaha, he got rejected lol.

I see, Sasuke also came and changed Kenshin and Shingen’s lives when they were supposed to be dead by this time already. I guess this makes everything more flexible story wise then! An alternate history! I feel so sorry for the heroine though… She could have relied on that physics guy turned ninja but then Hideyoshi and Masamune found her and now she’s back to Nobunaga aiyaa. Sasuke’s right, love clouds your decision making skills. Unfortunately, this is an otome and I’m going to be choosing a route so Sasuke’s warning of telling the heroine to not fall in love with anyone here ain’t gonna happen. Guess we’ll just have to hopefully pick one that’s worth staying in this timeline for lolol. Lmao, the heroine is such a hard worker, she refuses to be a bum for 3 months (before she can return home to the real world through a wormhole) even though Nobunaga just wants her to be near him as his lucky charm. I would’ve been like sure, I’ll just explore this world for 3 months lmao. It’ll be like a holiday!

Anyway, I hate arrogant men like the Nobunaga in this game and since I like to keep good things for last, I’ll pick him first lolol. At least his character design is pretty, he’s my second favourite in terms of appearances! Masamune has got to be the best looking one kyaa~~ LOL at Hideyoshi saying he’d cut her if she disrespects Nobunaga again, the poor heroine. Omgg, can her situation get any worse? She’s going to war by his side gg. Nice knowing you heroine. Everything she says to him falls on deaf ears lmao. 

When the heroine was surprised that Nobunaga protected/saved her from an arrow, I was like why are you shocked?! He better damn well protect you! He took you here and you’re his lucky charm! He can’t be that irresponsible! Although it could be possible I guess… I mean, he is ruthless… I’m surprised the heroine wasn’t aware of what Nobunaga was trying to do by bringing a smaller force with him to destroy the enemy commander’s forces etc… Still must have been traumatising to have to witness this skirmish as a normal person who has never been acquainted with war in any way, even if it is a small skirmish. She does owe him a thank you I guess though lol. LOL that he wants her to warm his bed and lmao, she’s right that she needs to know more about her partner than the simple hobbies of quashing revolts and burning castles 😂😂😂 she’s so right but funny at the same time lol. 

Omgg, the heroine knows consent! I find so many otome ignoring the concept of consent all in the name of hot guys and it infuriates me sometimes so I’m glad our heroine this time is very spunky and stands her ground. Hahaha she’s so cute and optimistic about learning how they make kimonos back in this time. But I’m surprised that she told him she’s from the future and he believed it, but I am most impressed with Nobunaga’s bet with Go. Definitely a good idea in getting the heroine haha, he’s adapting to her personality well. I think I might enjoy this route more than I thought. Strip Go is an entertaining game after all 😂😂

HAHAHA, when the heroine was clueless and Ieyasu explained stuff to her because her clueless face was annoying and that she should be quiet and then she said “sorry for breathing” LOL, she is so hilarious, I love her. Poor heroine, she tried to run away from this hot spring trip with Nobunaga but everyone is out to capture her, lolol at Hideyoshi being the one to have packed her belongings for the trip hahaha. I assume Nobunaga was protecting her from that assassin who grabbed her leg, I mean I would assume that if you take on the role of an assassin, you wouldn’t regard your life as important especially when facing someone you believe to be a tyrant and enemy, you’ll never beg for your life from such a person. I love how they resolved their differences and they talked to each other of their worldly views and then he ended up snuggling up using her lap as a pillow and then tucking her into a futon with him later when she fell asleep 😂😂 he’s so good at this lmao.

I’m really enjoying this story. You can see why Nobunaga and the heroine come into conflicts a lot of the time when it comes to human life since he’s stuck in a time filled with killing as a normal circumstance whereas she hasn’t. It’s not that he particularly likes to kill but he understands that he needs to do so in order for his goal of unity across the lands to be achieved and he can’t allow any betrayal and treachery to even possibly occur. There is no mercy for anyone because once you show it, then people will know your weaknesses. It’s a sad world to live in..

I’m glad the heroine is such a cool girl, she got Kennyo to let his guard down so she could bite him and then run and she is aware that Nobunaga may not be a good person but she knows in her heart that she doesn’t want him to die and I think that’s enough resolve to wanting to save him. Omg, when he said she lost the game by default and so he can claim a part of her and he chooses her heart, I literally swooned! Gotta admit though, the heroine was so cool when she saved Nobunaga and threw the smoke bomb and spikes on the he ground to delay the enemies, she’s smart, witty, emotive and loving. I like her just as much as Nobunaga hahaha.

When Nobunaga started talking about his past and the heroine felt terrible that this period in time forced him into having to take measures such as killing his own brother to survive, it made me think a little about Soji from Rurouni Kenshin, he was also a kid that had no choice but to do what he had to in order to survive and that’s what set him off on to the path he went on from that day onwards.

The way that they got together was so cute though, I mean it was obvious how attracted they were to each other but seeing how much Nobunaga cared for her and cherished her made me all giddy! Lolol. Especially when he suggested another game of Go for her heart and she told him that everything was his already, that was so great~~

 I’m surprised that Sasuke is not planning to leave either because of whatever job he needs to see till the end, I mean, it literally means he’s never going back, he must either have a great sense of responsibility or this duty is something only he can perform and he needs to see it to completion. I wonder how he even got this job though…. 

I can’t take Nobunaga’s confidence, especially when he’s facing Kenshin, why is he so cool?! Not only is he gentle and reliable, he’s even starting to become even more considerate and understanding that it’s really hard to not see how perfect of a man he is. He’s playful but also serious, sigh, I don’t think the heroine or I really understood what we were getting into when I chose this route, I honestly didn’t think I’d like him this much, I can see why the heroine is willing to stay in this world forever for him, it’s a big sacrifice but you gotta admit, he’s worth it lmao. I just love how they both changed each other for the better (in their perspectives anyway) and as such well balanced individuals each in themselves.

This game is so good lol, it’s so difficult to find a heroine as likeable as the guy these days so I really appreciate the effort they put into her character as well because I love her just as much. They united Japan so fast! Hahaha, well I guess that’s okay too lol since it’s the romantic route, but going around the world does sound very ideal, especially with the charisma of Nobunaga to be coming along hahaha. Anywho, Nobunaga was much more unique, cooler and fun than I thought and I’m starting to think it’ll be hard to best him because the chemistry he and the heroine shares is too great and funny to beat, they’re like made for each other lol!

P.S I don't think I'm as fond of the dramatic route haha, too dramatic for me lolol with the running away from the storm taking her back to the present and him wishing for her to live. And the whole idea of them changing the past too much etc. But it was really cute when he was scared she wouldn't like it if he came back to her full of the blood of the enemies on him so he went to a river to wash himself first, he's so considerate and I guess a bit hurt after she pushed him away when he killed someone and yet could touch her so tenderly. It was the best when Sasuke showed her Nobunaga's everlasting love for her that could be shown in the present with him cherishing that toy bear she made and proclaiming his love for her. He's so cool.

I personally think the romantic route was much better in terms of sweetness and how fun it was~

[viridistheenviousarchive-blog]

lmaoo look who finally has something to say

Okay, so I feel like everyone was waiting for this or at least something from me because I kind of just dropped off the map entirely. So, without further ado here’s what is happening with me and Viridis.

So, the past year or two years have been a lot of bs. I moved, had some major life changes(moving, career, schooling and relationship wise), and in generally completely lost my muse for Viridis. There wasn’t much I could about my muse for Viridis, I kept trying to get back into it and ended up making everything worse. I went into a really bad depression because of so many life changes happening at once and from that came extreme stress.

I took some needed time to myself and then situated back into being an adult(i.e job and school wise). Things are way better because the stress depleted as I felt more comfortable with the changes in my life.

So, with all that, I am here to announce that I will be closing Viridis’ blog but before anyone begs me to stop(actually idk if anyone even cares anymore sorry) I am here to say that Viridis is not a dead muse.

I realized a huge portion of my issues with my muse for Viridis was, I created him back when I was like 17(which was 5 years ago) and a lot of his shit was stupid and/or didn’t make sense. What can I say, I was a fucked teenager lmao. So, I’ve spent the past 6 months really digging deep into his character and design to upgrade him.

The first thing I changed and was EXCITED to change was his name. Viridis is a stupid name(not in general just for the character) and there was no reason he was named that other than some stupid reason I had at 17 when I made his backstory. Something I upgraded was the fact that after leaving his family's home, he renamed himself and I tried to imagine what it would be. His new EXTRA ass name is Adonis, it makes more sense bc he’s a goddamn hot mess of a person.

His personality is the basically the same, with some tweaks. His backstory got more simplistic but fits him better. His appearance is WAY better, he wears wigs now bc fuck that basic one hairstyle bullshit I had going on. I would go into specifics but I’m lazy and you all can go see it on his new blog.

Yup! That’s right, Viridis is dead rip, but Adonis has his very own blog and is ready to interact with y’all.

His entire history with every character that’s not NPC has been wiped bc he’ll likely interact with them differently(only slightly bc of the personality tweaks.) So, as far as it goes, he has no relationships or anything.

He’s now a single-ship(but only has open relationships and still sleeps with everyone) I am still heavily into chemistry ships. Might be more NSFW threads but idk(might make a side blog for that shit)

I’ve stuck to my decision(which I was half-assedly trying to do on here but never did it correctly) to get rid of his manga face claim and to make my own icons(which will take 1000 years but it is happening slowly.)

You can also interact with Adonis’ daughter Dea here https://the-smallest-witch-blog.tumblr.com/ I don’t run that blog, a friend of my does bc they like roleplaying little babies and loves Dea(also they’re half the creator of Dea soooo *shrugs*)

I still have some shit I’ve been working on with the blog and despite huge life changes, I’m still the same basic fuckboi I was b4 so don’t expect a mature, seasoned writer or whatever.

If you’re over Viridis aka Adonis or whatever, that’s cool. Imma go and follow peeps I interacted with and if you’re not down, feel free to let me know.

SO, Imma be posting the link to Viridis’ aka Adonis’ new blog for the next few days-a week and this old blog will become an archive.

I prefer to be messaged on the new blog but I will be on this blog for the next few days trying to finish some shit up.

K thanks.

New blog: https://beautifullyconsumed.tumblr.com/