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oldmancopper · 1 year

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#they were tired #so i was trying to talk to them and share #the experience they were too tired to attend #and then i get slapped with reality

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willosword · 2 months

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oh this actually hurts like on a physical level

#yeah i'm so sorry mark but you two need to break up i can't handle amber being scared #it's always like a slap of reality when you get to see a civilian's reaction to violence in invincible #willow whispers #invincible #invincible spoilers

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quietwingsinthesky · 4 months

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i do love canon amy & rory but god, does some part of me wish they really had gone with the idea of the doctor picking up a child as a companion (and then later, that child’s best friend with a huge crush on her.) with the rest of the season really not changing at all, except now it’s amelia pond with an angel in her head killing her and lost alone in the woods. it’s little rory who dies and is forgotten and becomes a toy soldier. if this is going to be a fairy tale, then let it be one. children have never been safe in fairy tales.

#it wouldn’t have to change any of the actual plot of the season. except MAYBE amy’s choice but even then i think amy’s choice would be the #one episode where they should be adults. if only for the half where they live in a village in that dream.#because that’s the kind of future that children would dream up. they live in a little cottage and nothing ever goes wrong and their best #friend visits them all the time even though they’ve grown up.#they aren’t actually adults there just children with an idea of what they should be as adults and acting accordingly #and it would still end the same way.#but idk its just. rory’s 2000 years waiting for amy inside the pandorica is already tragic. yes.#now imagine its a kid. a kid in a little roman soldier helmet who will never grow up. who will not leave his best friend.#he loves her and she’s more important than the whole universe and that sort of love is supposed to MEAN something in a fairy tale!#its supposed to melt the ice out of hearts and transform people from stone.#and what that love means here. is that he will have to wait 2000 years. a child and a box.#little rory and the amelia who followed the doctor’s letters to the pandorica. and she doesn’t recognize him again.#and amelia in the pandorica… 2000 years a child trapped in a small box waiting to be rescued.#s5 is already fucked for them but it could be worse. it could be so much worse.#and it would make the doctor choosing to take her place in the pandorica to save the universe later even better.#because who else but the doctor would put the fate of the universe on the shoulders of two children and realize much too late what a #monstrous thing he’d done. and still have to hope. have to hope. that amelia would remember him fondly enough to bring him back to reality.#the logistics of all of this would have been a pain lmao. child labor laws in acting and all that.#BUT. hypothetically. it would have slapped.#doctor who #amy pond #rory williams #<- also this entire time ive been referring to him in my head as rory pond so much that i fuckin. forgot his actual last name.#and then like if you want them to be adults in s6 or whatever you can just timeskip to them getting married and still have amelia remember #the doctor there. it would work. it would.#amelia pond au

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simplydnp · 6 months

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and we get another video today??

#fr i could live off this pj one for months its that good #and youre telling me we #get a wholeass gamingmas video too??#im just waiting for dnp to slap us back to reality with an amazingdan reaction video. or something equally unhinged #dnp #c.text #dan and phil

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sproutzai · 2 months

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I think the requirement for starting a new bsd roleplay blog should be to have at least the vaguest understanding of the character you're gonna be portraying . spending my minutes going throguh extremely ooc blogs cackling because of how bad they are

#LIKE IM SORRY BUT PLEAASEEE #do we forget the characters we are actinf as #fukuzawa slapped ranpo to give him a reality check #atsushi is a grown ass man #dazai would not pour his heart out to any mf #AND THE SKK STUFF OH MY GOOOODDD #HAMD OVER MOUTH HOW ARE YOU MESSI G IT UP #bsd rp blog #🌱 idle #i shant spread hate directly #but i will subpost becsuse im petty #and its funny #and some suck so bad #roleplay #bungo stray dogs #girl whtd i get a warning for tagging skmeone #om #k

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memorys-skyscraper · 7 months

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maybe im a weak bitch, but like. i'd 100% get the bad end if presented with the dilemma in the third semester

#rambles #p5r liveblogging #p5r spoilers #persona 5 royal spoilers #slapping spoiler tags on so i can pontificate in the tags #but like. an all-powerful friend who can prevent/undo anything bad that ever happens to you?#up to and including *reversing death*?#sorry im taking that deal #'hardship makes you strong yadda yadda yadda' man i do not care lmfao #theres no inherent glory or value in suffering #'whos to say his decisions for reality are the right ones' well he seems to get the big things right #'he has no right to decide peoples lives for them' i mean. yeah. but once again i literally do not care #id be rolling up to bestie with a nice n tidy list of shit he could undo for me and i am absolutely sure i'd be happier for it #maybe that makes me pathetic. guess im pathetic then!

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sylhea-raemi · 8 months

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the nero and airi connection is so important it's not just bcs theyre my faves

#sylhea talks maydare #i swear i made a post abt this somewhere but rn im remembering why them meeting and talking was may fav chapter it's so so important #like look theyre both- in a way- 'taken in' by kanon. kanon chose airi to be the saviour while kanon saved nero bcs he's essential #airi got kanon's 'hero' while nero got kanon's 'king'. one of them feared kanon while the other admires him #and yet kanon is their saviour. he took them away from a world that is cruel to them. yet airi and nero have different circumstances #oh my god wait there's more similarities than i thought #both of them were taken just after their important people had died and in a vulnerable state #airi back thwn had a childish (not meant to be /neg) mind while nero in the past was just a child #both are given a responsibility and both accepted them in different ways. while airi was in the delusion she's the 'protagonist' of maydare #nero understood what his purpose and what he's supposed to do. but also both of them wanted something they desire. they wanted 'peace'.#both of them wanted to be in a world where they can live freely. airi wanted to live the most of her delusions while nero wanted to live #the most of his life as a normal student. different but to its core they only wanted peace and be themselves freely.#and in the end both of them understood that they have to act their role in order to achieve that peace in this worl. they know they had to #face forward and fight.#IT'S THIS LONG AND IM NOT EVEN GETTING INTO WHAT MADE ME START THIS 😭 atp their parallels is the main focus here #so all of those and there's more. makia. their connection to makia.#nero is a friend of makia while airi is a friend of kazuha. and the people who knew about makia's past.#i'm guessing nero only knew makia's past life as the scarlet witch and dont know about her other past life #while airi only knew about makia's past as kazuha and didn't know about her being a reincarnation of scarlet witch #nero talking to airi about makia was also very important bcs yes makia already slapped airi into reality and makia was able to do it #bcs not only is she born and raised in maydare she also have memories of the other world. nero who is PURELY from this world and donxt know #about the other world helped airi accept that this IS an actual world. makia ACTUALLY lived in this world and she learned that from nero.#lmao i know that wasnt the intention bcs the intention was nero saying all that so there's proof makia really is the reincarnation of makia #but i'm already this far bro nero who's purely from maydare that came to know of the other world from someone else #and airi who is purely from the other world and isekai'd by someone else to maydare #it's so fascinating #god when this chapter comes to manga im hoping ppl dont immediately ship them #bcs to be honest i dont think airi is interested in men at all and nero is interested in romance in general #plus nero is 16 y/o while airi is 20 y/o so there's that LMAO #it's so insane to me how much damage airi actually had her experiences was actually REALLY traumatic

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lisbonsteresa · 1 year

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s2 finale hitting harder than i remember

#thinking about jane losing his wife and child and then losing the first woman he was romantic with after that #pushing the team - and especially lisbon - away because he doesn't want to risk losing them #all the times he almost lost lisbon; how frantic he got; actually losing her (in a sense) post red john and then with pike #the way he pulled blue bird BECAUSE he didn’t want her to leave #then finally being with her and getting slapped in the face with the reality that he's going to keep running the risk of losing her #'i don't want to lose you. i don't know how i would react' well i do donut #yeah i'm not surprised you ran away you unstable jenga tower of trauma and anxiety wrapped up in a nice vest #the narrative of this show makes me insane #tm

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nicoathogwarts · 1 year

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you know what I want? that I’m probably going to write myself so I can procrastinate writing the actual stuff this blog was made for?

I want a sitcom fic that’s about Nico, Hades, Persephone and Hazel. Think of the most popular and well used tropes/plots/episodes in sitcoms like boy meets world and whatever else, and make the characters Nico, Persephone, Hades and Hazel.

No angst, no monsters, no prophecies, just sitcom shenanigans.

How great would that be?

having said that I don’t watch many sitcoms, so suggestions for plotlines would be great, the campier the better.

#also think about a reality show like keeping up the kardashians for olympus #that'd SLAP #but rn we're focusing on sitcoms #Nico di Angelo #Hazel Levesque #hades #persephone #sitcom #Percy Jackon and the Olympians #Heroes of Olympus #The Apollo Trials #PJO x HP #hoo #I really am procrastinating writing the next pjo x hp crossover #i'm not that busy I just am not having much motivation so there's a little something sitting in the drafts and that's it #I will get to it #eventually

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khlur · 2 months

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when ppl take the 'uk is a third world country' thing a bit too far i have to slow blink and squint judgmentally. and then slap with chair.

#i get where it comes from #esp if you're from the global south #cause the image of this first world dream country doesn't obviously line up w reality #so it's a matter of managing expectations #but whenever people start genuinely saying that i have a very strong urge to slap them w a chair <3

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cowboy-like-moony · 1 year

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Ugh I just love it when movies/shows are a little older and still have this slightly grainy look and no one decided to slap a million weird filters and colours onto it

#people really need to stop slapping green or blue filters onto something and calling it cinematography #i get it if it creates an iconic look like in matrix or even twilight but everyone else needs to stay away from all these blues and greens #you're giving me headache #the alternative seem to be yellows which I also dislike but still usually prefer #you know what else I hate?#when the something is either completely drained of colour or the colours are turned up to a maximum #hate it hate it hate it #i even hate them for story reasons #i get that it's a flashback i have basic perception skills #no need to put a filter over it #so many older movies are so much more visually pleasing #and people will be like “oh but the audio/camera quality has improved so much since then” yeah I know and I HATE IT #i also like the tennis match dialogue in stuff like clueless or gilmore girls #and I hate when people criticise it for being unrealistic #IF I WANTED REALISM I'D JUST HO OUTSIDE #obviously there are some movies/shows/other visual media that have the purpose of reflecting reality #but sometimes it's okay for stuff to just exist for comfort and vibes #also fashion #we need to talk about fashion #90% of the stuff people wear in movies and shows now makes me want to throw up #there is no reason that the fashion in a movie from 2023 has to look more outdated then fashion from a mivie made in the 2000s #especially in “chick flicks”#not to stereotype but i guarantee you that there is an overlap between people who appreciate cute outfits and who like to watch chick flicks #obviously there are some aestheticly pleasing projects #but most of them look really high budget #when it's soo fucking easy to make somthing aestheticly pleasing woth a low budget #lean into it #and syay away from these goddam filters do a little bit of colour correction and leave it alone #aaaarrgg #do you think people in the next generation will find stuff from now “retro” and “aesthetic” (or what ever they call it then)?

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lonely--seeker · 2 years

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Saw op red film today and firstly, I enjoyed the movie, really did. Secondly tho, why do I feel there was so much, so much, potential lost?? Can I trust fanfiction will fix this?

#im just sad bc we didn't get to see the strawhats interacting together. fights were sick. music was sick too!#but i want to fucking see them interacting. how can i stress this enough. let them fucking hang out pls we already dont get that in canon #there were so many characters that changed nothing for being there or were there just as plot devices/fanservice #which is cool I loved to see Brulee again. but i wanted to see ;;;;;;;; the strawhats ;;; ;;; pretty please ;;#im just really not vibing with shanks-uta and yasopp-usopp parenting honestly.#i liked the moment Usopp said something along the lines of #alsp unrelated to the movie but i watched it subbed. and kid you not the subs were ughhhh not great.#i may be too used to fan subs but cOME ON #i think they simply took the dubbed script and slapped it down and it defeated the whole purpose #i want to know what they are actually saying. not an adaptation of that.#but that might be my picky ass. because if i keep complaining people will think i hated the movie when in reality #it's;; complicated;;;#yes i had a good time watching. but i was left longing for them to be more brave and write something not cliche? if that makes sense?? idk #i haven't really been in touch with what people said abt the movie so now im curious #it jad it's ups and downs and in the end. im probably asking for toouch out of it * sigh * i need to sleeep #tag hell #me blabbering #one piece #op spoilers #op red #one piece red film #spoilers

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unproduciblesmackdown · 10 months

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recreation of a couple photos from a scene between orville & phil that do seem to have homosexual overtones / intense friendship / possible romance energy

also the ensemble is there (& joe, & montgomery, & gloria, off to the sides) but the orvphil plausibilities feel Quite real

#from someone's pictures from a preview performance....dunno their stance on slapping down a repost right out there so: renderings #i would describe it as fairly remarkable lol. there are indeed ppl like clasping their hands smiling upon the scene in the backgrounds lol #can't quite capture it all in trackpad ms paint but like. intense professional friendship is right.#and that these pics immediately follow what's presumably the scene of montgomery out there seducing orville's mom so like #why not be a parallel....#meanwhile this Isn't their meetcute; another pic earlier has different outfits & shows it includes the film's Glasses Mixup swapping #striding over embracing cheri steinkellner like you get it....you just get it....#meanwhile there's then Further pics of phil and orville like. i think after the scene i am recreating here #All pics of phil & orville ft. them together from there out. fellas?#summer stock #orville wingate #i'll break out a whole tag for real and for fun lol #orvphil #other points for this concept just include like. don't tell tim but ''the narrative'' that queer people exist...is shoehorned into Reality #and that everything abt the writing / execution of this show makes it amenable / conducive to this plausibility #we can also have comedy & extra comedic characters here w/o it being ''lol imagine if anyone was gay? that's the joke''#and again i strongly doubt if this show Is invoking homosexual overtones it's to go ''haha. that would never happen. is the joke''#congratulations to Whatever They Have #congratulations to us summery stockies out here hoping for orville & phil material & Definitely getting it....duo for sure #i was even just let down w/the movie Only giving the corresponding roles the glasses mixup moment. let the funny boys interact. cmon #anyways ofc i'll dm you the pix if you're intrigued or just the link to the zipped mega file as sent along to me #phil Has got his arm/hand right over orville's chest who is hanging onto that arm in turn #phil Is leaning a bit in with his hand on orville's stomach like alright musicians grab your musicians

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kipowolfton · 5 months

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Last week a kid started throwing Ur mom jokes at me and more specifically at me in relation to the fact I was playing as Luigi in ssbu

I pulled out the 'Mario and Luigi don't have a mom'

he argued 'but they do in the movie!'

and I went 'you do know the movie isn't entirely canon to the games?'

and all the gamer friends (AKA his 5 older brothers) all agreed

and he pulled a ur mom joke on me 'ur mom is probably so disappointed in you, she should put you up for adoption' and I went

"I'm adopted,fool, she already did"

#Gen Alpha is getting outta hand 💀💀#Istg the ur mom jokes are so fucking annoying irl #And the dad jokes #idek that I'm adopted at this point #I can just use it as a reality slap against these children #Everyone I've pulled the 'im actually adopted tho' card out on has shown instant visible regret #I don't even get triggered by being adopted I just don't want to deal with the shitty jokes #I dislike children 👍

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ikram1909 · 6 months

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This is Neymar, almost one month ahead of Gavi with the same injury -

https://twitter.com/FCBMessista10/status/1728104783184294346?t=eBnq0iReFuRtVwFaetV68g&s=19

Gavi will have to be so strong, but I believe in him.

Oh my god... I feel so bad for Neymar that looks so painful and to think Gavi is going to have to go through the same... No one deserves this ffs. He's going to have to through a lot to come back but he can do it. He can do anything, he's Gavi.

#my child...#this is making feel light headed wtf #just when I start accepting it I get a slap of reality

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potato-lord-but-not · 2 years

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Oh also it's """"Anon"""" again smh nothing I do on this blog is a secret anymore. Ykw I'm not even gonna ask this on anon, and I'm so sorry if this comes off as mean I never mean to be mean

STOP CALLING YOUR DRAWINGS SILLY AND LITTLE!!!!! you are doing INCREDIBLE things and you should be SO DANG proud of yourself.

you are a ridiculously talented person and i will not stand to see you think you aren't. the art you create is wonderful and captivating and intricate. every single person who i've shown your art to (it's been a LOT of people) are absolutely blown away by it. what you make is incredibly impressive and you should take credit for it. You are so, SO good at what you do. I've said it before and I'll say it again; I really think you're going(HAHA GOING) places with this. I personally am so horribly proud of you, and I am willing to bet my role in this show that most of your other admirers are as well.

You are magnificent and spectacular.

SOBBING OMG ??? thank you so much 😭😭 I’m glad I have you and others like this who are there to support me every step of the way <333 I’ve had some rough days but I really am proud of how far I’ve come in my art journey, and I’m even happier that I can share it with you all!!

#also for the ’’’’’anon’’’’’ I’ll do you request tomorrow- but I did see it <33 #I do tend to underestimate myself tho- like my skills and general impact on people #so thank you for slapping me upside teh head with the reality brick #BUT OUGJD I CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU AT THE PLAY #I wanna get a picture with you. is that weird?? idk if that would even be doable #ask

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