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beanghostprincess · 8 months

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I want to throw up

#'just do whatever you can' / 'that's your motto eh?'#and then sanji saying this shit #i can't do this anymore i am actually sick #one piece #black leg sanji #usopp #sanuso

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shima-draws · 5 months

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Luffy: I have just one rule here

Luffy: No kissing my cook :)

Law: I. Don’t think that’s going to be a problem

Luffy: You haven’t seen him! So don’t say that yet!!

Sanji, blowing out of the galley looking like a fucking angel from heaven: Food’s ready! 😊

Law:

Law: Um. Uh 😳

Luffy: What did I tell you!!

#Luffy: WHAT DID I SAY TORAO!!!#Law: I wasn’t even—shut UP Strawhat-ya I haven’t done shit!!!#One Piece #Lawlusan #Lusan #Sanlu #Lawsan #Luffy #Sanji #Trafalgar Law #Shima speaks #Incorrect quotes #Sorry saw a reel with this dialogue and I was like GOD the Lawlusan vibes from this. Aaaand post!

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sunclown · 2 years

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Zs dads part 3: Name stories

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haunth0use · 2 months

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Extremely unoriginal joke ik

#drew this to fight art block #sometimes you just need to draw your favs saying/doing stupid shit #one piece #one piece fanart #zosan #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #zosan fanart #haunth0use

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sanjis-stalker · 1 year

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Chopper is just trying to help 😔

#hehe got u #nobody can take his cigs #chopper says no to drugs #dont question why luffy stores his food like this #zoro roronoa #one piece #one piece fanart #sanji #anime #shit post #my art #one piece comic #digital drawing

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sanjiaftersex · 25 days

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Favourite Punk Hazard sanji moments

(1) Sanji staying firm on his PROTECC WOMEN business by saying he'd just die instead of attacking a woman in a battle

(2) Kindness : Sanji taking kinemon with him when he said that he had come to rescue his son. Sanji's face says it all when he hears kinemon's reason, softhearted beau.

Later, he saves the people of G5 at the risk of his own life. He fights and holds back vergo while the gate closes down. People say he only cared for tashigi, but he held vergo back from following the entire G5 unit even when tashigi was already safely escorted, knowing full well if he couldn't find his way back, he'd be dead in the gas. No wonder the G5 navy falls in love with him just like me and mutuals fr

(3) Thoughtful : This is silly but when sanji was in nami's body, he was conscious of not hurting her body or getting bruises. And even excusing himself everytime he reached for a cigarette lol he's so elegant and well-mannered.

(4) Responsible : sanji rescued kinemon from the prison and kept watching out for his safety, going as far as diving into a shark-infested frozen poison river to retrieve kinemon's torso (and fighting a shark underwater in the process)

(5) I've already said it but I love how dedicated and knowledgeable sanji is about cooking and how the digestive system works. Momonosuke had been starving for 10 days so he gave him soup first

(6) sweet perfect sanji being severely injured when he gets his body back but being thankful that his body got hurt instead of nami's

(7) This is one for the history books, Sanji showing up to kick vergo's ass for hurting tashigi

(8) Intelligent : This is a small moment but still I love how Sanji always catches on what's going on with the enemy. His quick thinking helped again when caeser's smiley was attacking their little group (zoro, kinemon, sanji in nami's body)

#he is so fuckin dear to me #yall dont get it he is my special little princess #one piece sanji #black leg sanji #vinsmoke sanji #sanji #kuroashi no sanji #black foot sanji #punk hazard #one piece punk hazard #one piece #sanji moments #oh btw I'm going to start posting my arc thoughts on my sideblog from now on #i have that blog for discussing new media i watch #ofc it doesnt have much cz i get lazy okay #but yeah. its sanjiafterrex. rex is from recs hehe #it's a blog for my own thoughts cz i have shit memory so i forget everything but i also have a lot of opinions abt everything #im out here walking around with a lot to say but i forgor vibes #so yeah. @sanjiafterrex GO GO Dressrosa Thoughts already been posted

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fruityumbrella · 3 months

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thinking about the one hour overlap in zoro and sanjis sleep schedules like, it is simply so rife with possibilities. its some kind of liminal intimacy, right. being the only one awake to catch the other in a nightmare they never acknowledge and slowly finding theyre watching the other a little more closely on the days that follow, maybe being a little less dickish, cutting the other person a little slack (though theyd never admit it). going to bed or waking up a little off schedule for whatever reason and running into each other, and after a while perhaps those odd instances stack up and stretch out and its a quick cup of tea shared in the dark of predawn. crawling into a body-warm bed and cramming a lazy morning of half-asleep talking and touching into that one scant hour before they have to separate for the day again.

#oda whenever he says some trivia shit: yeah idk heres an answer ig. i dont really gaf or think about it though lol #me: no this is so deep and real and true. im gonna run with it thanks #zoro #sanji #zosan #was thinking abt this when i wrote the post breakfast nap scene in bruise like #i think zoro should get to be unabashedly clingy and needy like that. like no we are GOING to have a slow morning. even if that starts at 9 #sorry but i think the idea of zoro getting sanji to stop constantly overworking himself and actually relax for once #under the guise of making him join zoro in his chronic naps every now and then is really cute. so sue me!

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fowlfics · 3 months

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I've issued myself a challenge to make 100 sticker designs in preparation for applying to stickers trove - I have not quite reached that (applied at 54!) but I'd love to share what I've created 🥰

These strawhaters (thank you noir!!) are some of the earliest designs from this challenge!

#one piece #usopp #roronoa zoro #monkey d luffy #cat burglar nami #black leg sanji #tony tony chopper #nefertari vivi #nico robin #soul king brook #jinbei #cyborg franky #the preview image quality is suspiciously shit LOL; hopefully itll clear up after posting #im the most proud of Franky's design - my first franky and he turned out so cute!#and brook's text #i will be gone for a week so i wanted to leave something to tide yall over <3 #...i say as if i was posting daily LOL

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waywardgirl75 · 10 months

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Sanji: We always fight our opponents standing back to back.

Zoro: So?

Sanji: On which auspicious day will you break my back?

Zoro: Do you want me to break your spine? You won't be useful in a fight on a wheelchair, curly.

Sanji: Huh?

Usopp: FFS Zoro!!! Sanji wants you to fuck him. you numb-skull.

Zoro: *removing his swords and robe* Well, come here, curly.

Sanji: *nosebleed*

#usopp was traumatised #usopp leaving as soon as possible and saying shit ton of curses #zosan had a good time i guess #incorrect zosan #zosan #zoro/sanji #zoro x sanji #one piece

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beanghostprincess · 7 months

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Usopp obtaining Conqueror's haki makes so much sense to me and I genuinely think he deserves it on Elbaf please please please

#gotta be honest i am SO tired of people saying sanji should have it because i don't think it fits his his story. or personality. or him.#haki is quite literally the force of will and ambition and people keep forgetting usopp is ??? there??? and his whole story is about that #and it's not even about powerscaling bc i hate it. it's about usopp finally having a moment of owning himself and his dream and his ambitio #i don't want him to use conqueror's haki to have a power-up out of nowhere i want him to show strength by himself #and also i want him to scare the shit out of everyone for a second there it'd be epic and also funny #i swear to god i could write an essay about this but this guy deserves this more than anybody else #also i adore sanji but people keep talking about him as if he hadn't just have two arcs about him??? hello???#and egghead is also focusing on him now???#sanji move it's usopp's time #also hopefully nami will have an important scene. someday. i guess. i hope so.#one piece #usopp

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shima-draws · 7 months

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Ideal ending to WCI is Luffy seeing Sanji cry and then awakening his devil fruit and unlocking Gear Fifth out of sheer RAGE and saying the classic line of “Who made you cry, Sanji?! I’ll DESTROY THEM!!!” and then proceeding to go on a rampage and fucking absolutely EVERYBODY up including the Vinsmokes, Pudding, AND the Big Mom Pirates. Toss in the trope of came back wrong and Sanji can immediately tell something is not right about this Luffy, whose smile is too wide, whose eyes are too distant, who continues to beat upon his enemies long after they’re down, who seems to take a sick sort of pleasure in hurting others, who grins and giggles and tells Sanji he’ll obliterate anything that makes him cry. Eventually he starts to scare Sanji so bad that even Luffy notices his reaction, and immediately turns on himself because if HE’S the one making Sanji cry then he’ll just have to destroy himself too. And that’s when Sanji finally leaps into action and does whatever he can to reach Luffy—including kissing him. Luckily that was exactly what Luffy needed to snap out of it, and when he comes to the Whole Cake Chateau is in broken pieces, the Big Mom Pirates are battered beyond fighting and the Vinsmokes are nowhere to be seen. And softly, tiredly, he asks if they won, if he can bring Sanji home, and Sanji cries again and says yes, take me home to the Sunny, I want to go home with you.

Meanwhile the rest of the Strawhats are like

#One Piece #Luffy #Monkey D Luffy #Sanlu #Lusan #Sanji #Black Leg Sanji #Really what I’m saying is that I want Luffy to go Gear Fifth during WCI. And there’s Sanlu involved.#LMAO #Also I remember reading a Gear 5 Luffy fic where he ties people together in knots. Like that’s FUCKED up #And he would ABSOLUTELY do that in this situation. For funsies. To be silly 🤪#Sanji watches in horror as Luffy uses somebody as a jumprope. To Luffy this is a Normal thing to do #Sanji torn between ‘Holy shit I’m so in love with him rn’ and ‘What the actual FUCK is that thing wearing Luffy’s face’#We’ll get eldritch god vibes up in here.#Luffy uses Conqueror’s Haki so powerful it even brings Big Mom down to her knees #Pudding starts crying out of fear and Luffy’s like :)))) Good. Suffer #He can be scary AND silly. As a treat #They had back to the Sunny eventually and Sanji’s like. Well. That happened #*head #(He also has to mentally process the fact that the regular Luffy—HIS Luffy—only came back to him after he kissed him)#(But again he doesn’t have time to unpack all that right now)#Shima speaks #Sorry it’s self indulgent hours over here. I’m getting sick again and I need some way to cope. Lol #(And I mean actually sick I’ve had the worst sore throat known to man since yesterday)

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moongothic · 6 months

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Something something Dragodile giving a whole new meaning to

#Moon posting #OP Meta #Dragodile #Also something about Crocodile saving Luffy's life with Sables specifically #Sanji does seem to also repeat this phrase early in the series #So it really could be a saying from East Blue canonically #But also the phrase coming from East Blue where Luffy was born. Yeah make your own raunchy jokes here #Sand Man who can make Sand Storms and Probable Wind Logia or other type of Weather-Manipulator #Man it must've been stormy as shit in East Blue 19 years ago

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whatwasoncewas · 8 months

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ep 1057, one piece, For Luffy? Sanji's and Zoro's oath

ngl, everything about this episode just screams "I do give a fuck about you but since Luffy's involved I'll do it for his sake and not cause your dumb ass asked me to"

so like...

Sanji: oh shit if I become Germa I will hold Luffy down! That must not happen! I mustn't hold Luffy and the crew down! I'd rather die than become an inconvenience to Luffy's journey and dream!

Sanji: Moss-head! Kill me if I go mad!

Zoro: tf is wrong with you shit-cook?!

Sanji: It's for the greater good!

Zoro: wtf are you on?? idgaf-

Sanji: It's for Luffy!

Zoro: prepares swords bet, you bout to go DOWN.

Ah yes, the moment Luffy is involved, the 2 wings guard dogs are willing to do insane shit (killing themselves and killing their own crew member) for stretchy boi's sake, ngl I would to🙏🙏

In other words, this proves my belief of this monster trio's dynamic:

Luffy: Exists and being an absolute sunshine

Zoro: I would Kill for you

Sanji: I would Die for you

undeniable proof, yep these 2 are def bordering on the line between devotion and worship and the fact that Luffy is god does not help my delusions