Zoro: I am a lone wolf and will become the world's strongest swordsman, I listen to no one
Also Zoro:
Luffy: sit!
Zoro: sits
Luffy: shake!
Zoro: shakes hand
Luffy: Good boy!
Zoro: is very proud
Sanji in the distance: I listen to no one my ass... unlike you moss head I am a ladies man! I only listen to the ladies-
Luffy: Sanji! Lunch!
Sanji: proceeds to make Luffy the most delicious lunch in all of one piece
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nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”
and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.
no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim
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you'd think dick would be the renowned 'biter' of the batfam from his early days as robin, frequently biting attackers when not really necessary. then jason comes along and is 10x worse, doing it purely for his own amusement.
you think, surely the next one won't want to bite people for fun, and you're right, tim bites people as a defence mechanism instead.
by the time the 4th one comes around, it's statistically impossible for him to be a biter, but low and behold, damian's worse than all three of the previous boys combined. the cherry on top is that unlike the others who only bit for fun, as an attack, or as self-defence, never multiple, this one's standard reaction to anything is to bite it.
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ep 1057, one piece, For Luffy? Sanji's and Zoro's oath
ngl, everything about this episode just screams "I do give a fuck about you but since Luffy's involved I'll do it for his sake and not cause your dumb ass asked me to"
so like...
Sanji: oh shit if I become Germa I will hold Luffy down! That must not happen! I mustn't hold Luffy and the crew down! I'd rather die than become an inconvenience to Luffy's journey and dream!
Sanji: Moss-head! Kill me if I go mad!
Zoro: tf is wrong with you shit-cook?!
Sanji: It's for the greater good!
Zoro: wtf are you on?? idgaf-
Sanji: It's for Luffy!
Zoro: prepares swords bet, you bout to go DOWN.
Ah yes, the moment Luffy is involved, the 2 wings guard dogs are willing to do insane shit (killing themselves and killing their own crew member) for stretchy boi's sake, ngl I would to🙏🙏
In other words, this proves my belief of this monster trio's dynamic:
Luffy: Exists and being an absolute sunshine
Zoro: I would Kill for you
Sanji: I would Die for you
undeniable proof, yep these 2 are def bordering on the line between devotion and worship and the fact that Luffy is god does not help my delusions
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my take on this meme bc its so funny to me NDNDBDBA
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