#and then today i was driving to work

[lazylittledragon]

my absolute favourite genre of transphobic propaganda is when the caption is like “look at this poor, confused little girl who was forced to mutilate herself :(” and the picture is just the hottest man you’ve ever seen in your life with a full beard and a body that would make thor weak at the knees

[catmask]

it is insane how normal i am medicated like. you mean this was an option the whole time. what

[puppyeared]

Alex and my farmer Cosmo (he/him)

[wizard-of-weed]

rb this to pass a joint to our fallen heroes (food service workers that worked through 420)

[expelliarmus]

[royalarchivist]

For folks who missed today's QSMP Movie Night or want to rewatch it with the original audio intact, I've uploaded the Movie Night portion of several members' VODs to a public Google Drive. I will keep these files up until Monday, December 4th, so be sure to watch and/or download whatever you need before then!

UPDATE: The lovely folks at @mcyt-archives have added all Movie Night 2 VODs to the QSMP Archivist VOD Masterlist. If you're still having trouble finding an unmuted version of the VOD you want to watch, check out their archive!

[ As a side note: thank you to everyone who left such kind comments & messages on the previous VOD Archival post. You're all so sweet, it made me feel really happy and appreciated :') ]

[cutiecorner]

>:(((

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i am asleep much in the way that Wally is asleep. that is to say, I Am Not Sleeping

[redrobin-detective]

[synthshenanigans]

You Sound Like Louis Burdett is a banger song I wish it was real 💔 [looking at you spotify]

skeleton-less & textless versions ✨ wahoo ✨

[julykings]

having insights etc

[firehose118]

tommy loves classic rock and all that yes but he also loves jimmy buffett

for most of his life he pretended it was the fun songs about getting drunk (margaritaville, boat drinks) that were his favorite but in reality it was the slow, romantic ones (come monday, lone palm)

he puts jimmy buffett on while he and buck are cooking dinner one day, half as a joke. buck laughs at tommy because he knows the words to every single song

until slow boat to china comes on, and tommy takes buck into his arms for the slow dance they never got to have at the wedding

it starts out joking but it gets more earnest as the song goes on. tommy croons into buck’s ear about wanting to drift aimlessly on a boat with him all to myself, alone

and by the end of it buck is so worked up by the tenderness and so in love that he turns the stove off and drags tommy to bed right there and then

[inkdemonapologist]

my friend Ollie reacted to the last image with this dialogue and it cracked me up way too much to not illustrate it, I DONT KNOW WHY THIS SCENARIO DELIGHTS ME SO MUCH

[blood-choke]

emjoy this cropped lighting/color study with our beloved hana

[cerise-on-top]

Hey love bug! Guess who's backkkkk😍can you do farah and Kate laswell comforting reader with a headache bc I have one right now probably because I eat a shit ton of sugar and haven't drank water since the last ice age

Hey there! Please drink some water! I know you sent that request in a few days ago, but I hope you're feeling better now!

Farah and Laswell with a Reader with a Headache

Farah: She’d get fussy over you and demand you drink some water immediately. Won’t say too much while handing you a big glass of water, though. You better drink half of it in one go and gradually drink the rest of it sooner rather than later. She makes sure that you will drink the water and refills the glass as well, doesn’t matter how much you complain. She can be stern when she needs to be and this is one of those times. She doesn’t immediately grab some headache meds, though, opting for literally everything else first. Drink some water, go to bed at a reasonable time, take a long nap, just rest up, that sort of stuff. Only when the headache doesn’t seem to be going away will she resort to giving you some meds. Or when it worsens, whichever comes first. However, if it’s just a headache because you haven’t slept well in a while, then she’ll usher you to sleep while she does most of the housework. Will be quiet while she does so, however. She’s a very competent sniper, she knows how to be quiet while doing something.

Laswell: Like Farah, she would not be very pleased with you not drinking much, or any, water. Will give you the nearest bottle of water she can grab, even one with a flavor you like to give you more of an incentive to drink it. Will also make sure that you actually drink it, she’ll stand beside you and watch you down the water bottle, leave and emerge with a new one in hand. Will also use meds as a last resort sort of thing and tries everything else before that. It’s not that she’s against using medication, but using too much of it can lessen its effectiveness, so she’d prefer you take a nap or go to bed to make it go away. If the headache won’t go away or gets worse then, like Farah, she’ll grab the meds and give you some. Will also usher you to bed if you’re not feeling well, she’ll leave you alone for the time being. Cooks dinner for you and her and only calls you when it’s time to eat. Afterwards it’s time for you to go to bed again and sleep the headache off. Laswell can handle herself and the housework in the meantime, but she will be a little more stern with you if you decide to wake up for no good reason. You will be sleeping it off, whether you like it or not.

[tubbytarchia]

Im so woozy and sleep deprived save me gem gem save me