#and then you know

[lunarlivs]

evan rosier is such a pretty fucking name, for no other reason than to make barty crouch jr sound like an even uglier name

[not-poignant]

So I was thinking about Stain while making lunch, as is now apparently my wont, and I found myself wondering... we know Martingale ousted Joja, and presumably Pierre gets most if not all his fresh goods from him... so does Sebastian go out of his way to avoid buying Martingale's produce, or does he grit his teeth and accept it as an unfortunate but necessary evil for continuing to live in Pelican Town?

Hi hi hi,

So, Sebastian doesn't hate Martingale, and he has no reason to avoid his produce at all.

Sebastian is angry at Martingale, and exasperated with him, but he doesn't hate him. He did, but then he left the town, moved to Zuzu, saw a therapist, got over it, made an absolute mint, learned how to become an even better fighter, and came back with enough bank to build his own house and live his own kind of life.

He's the kind of guy who still has issues but has taken all the thorns out of that particular vine. And also, as we've seen, Sebastian has issues with himself in that relationship as much as he does with Martingale. He's said more and more that his relationship with Martingale wasn't as simple as Martingale just being evil or bad or mean, that it was a joint situation.

So yeah, Sebastian has... really no reason to avoid buying Martingale's produce, and also no reason to grit his teeth or even resent doing it.

I'd say he grows some of his own stuff (he does have a shipping bin, and he is in a section of mountain forest where he'd have arable land - I'd say Alex has never seen it because he only visits at night, and light pollution isn't really a thing), and also has no problems eating at the Stardrop Saloon, and otherwise keeps his fridge stocked via Pierre's.

Like, he knows better than anyone how much Martingale cares about his farm and how much work he's put into it. He was there when Martingale stayed up until 2.00am night after night, and he was there when Martingale nearly died trying to get enough iridium just to upgrade his sprinklers so he could have higher and higher quality goods. He knows he's getting the best, which matters to him.

And then on top of that, he's always been a big believer in fairly compensating someone for their work no matter how he feels about them. He started backing Alex in that long before he considered himself to be friendly towards Alex overall. In fact he was supportive of Alex getting paid better even when he still thought Alex was an active homophobe and bully!

So yeah, Sebastian can be immature in some ways, but that's not one of them!

(Also I feel like Sebastian is the kind of person who wants Martingale to know when he's pissed at him, and then the rest of the time is like 'well, that's a waste of my time.' lksfjas)

[litttlekoala]

was it @doubletrucks who said you can tell a lot about someone from their keys i can't remember

[caparrucia]

My only comment about the whole "we HAVE to keep quoting the unprofessional, contentious asshole that invariably derails everything into a controversy about them personally, because they're THE ONLY SCHOLAR OF FANDOM" debacle is...

Why do you think they're the only well-known scholar of fandom? Objectively untrue and easily verifiable if you throw a rock at academic circles.

Could it possibly be because the unprofessional, contentious asshole in question has a vested interest in maintaining the fiction that they're the only voice worth listening to when it comes to issues of fandom and racism?

Nah. Nah. It's a conspiracy, I'm sure.

Am I campaigning to have them deplatformed? Fuck no. We need more voices, not less.

And let me tell you, we need diverse voices that don't all agree with each other, because nothing gets academia rolling like having to respond to the asinine stupidity of an American pretending to be a global expert on something they have no real knowledge of.

But every time you run into someone who's morphed into brandishing "I am THE ONLY ONE" as part of their personal brand? Press X to doubt. Press X to doubt so hard you break the button.

I promise you, there's a scholarship if you look for it. There's many voices. There's many perspectives.

Distrust anyone who insists they're The Only One You Need.

[pen-of-roses]

🎶 for Conor?

(I actually forgot this one was on his playlist, huh. Anyway.) I think originally the addition was more just general vibes rather than lyrics, however having said that:

Once rejected, the lowest caste

Now they bid us return to their grace

To forget the unfeeling past

To accept this undying embrace

And this light now bestowed on the lowly

Cannot reach the dark corners of old

Cruel rule of the highborn and holy

Lies in smoldering ash in the cold

Feels like a pretty good fit for his relationship with the Eternals and a certain individual and how he is spurned and abandoned (repeatedly) until he’s useful to them

[deanhisnippleisout]

you can't count on much in this life... but what is guaranteed is that at any time of the day, there will be someone on your dash processing that dean and cas are really in love

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[victusinveritas]

For those not in the know, this is one of the Amanita mushrooms referred to as a Destroying Angel. Never, ever, ever, ever forage with an app. Especially for mushrooms.

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[prettyboykatsuki]

touch-starvation needs to be written with emphasis on the starving part. you are hungry to be touched. so hungry that even the very taste of it makes you nauseous. it has been long since anything has ever touched you, ever fed you - that your body has grown more used to that gnawing emptiness more than anything else. it's better for you to be held, to eat but it makes you sick to try. you know

[rhythmgameurl]

[lettuccine]

i cant stop thinking about a post by @possamble so i made this

inspired by this

based on a fanart by BugsGay on twitter

[pen-of-roses]

Ah yes, Christmas time, when I’m violently reminded everytime I hear music from the Nutcracker that I was forced to be in dance for multiple years despite being uncoordinated and hating it because I was afab

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through