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Me to me: I wanna make more short shorts and crop tops for my boys
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AAA I'm back (temporarily HHH) to tell you guys I'm waiting to get a new computer cause mine is too old to support my drawing programs anymore xd
This is why I haven't been drawing/answering asks (along with multiple other reasons such as lessons and work SOB) so please be patient with me until I save up enough to buy myself a new laptop so I can post art like usual >:'D
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Hi im. Drunk and need to ramble. Not horny like usual so under a cut 👍
I just,,, want to.be ordained and like! Not even for horny reasons! I dont know why! Is this what a calling is like???
Ok like,, i like the structure of it, the rituals, etc. I like being able to help, i like being a positive influence. And having a purpose! AND THE GENDER OF IT ALL 👌👌👌
But the jesus stuff makes me break out in hives :/ ive spent like sooo long being atheist-ish and (apparently) have enough religious trauma that even being told "god loves you" makes me feel like theres a catch 😭 god is a vicious two faced bastard and IF! IF that motherfucker is real i have Questions bec *gestures to everything* What The FUCK? I dont want to play nice with the religion that hayes me for existing but i want to be a priest fir some fucking reason??? And fucking hell itd be expensive schooling and id have to learn to Talk to people and Public Speaking eughhhh.
Whyyy do i keep getting dragged back into this fucking religion,,,
Oh my godd im too drunk for thissz im gonna cry TT_TT
No actually im gonna go jerk off and forget about it for now 👍
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What did Coby look like when he was human?
Like this! I drew a quick portrait of him some time ago, but since the colors are slightly outdated I just tweaked the existing one (so if it's familiar that's why) to fit the current color scheme. xD
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WHERE DOES THAT BABY COME FROM?????
Assuming you mean @skarletchains "Send me anons as my muse child"-drabble:
Honey, the only time I will give lectures about sex-eduation is when you are a 4th-grader and I am your General-Knowledge teacher as I have for this exact situation a Lesson-block with 12 lessons spanning the topic of "changes during puberty" to "how to say no" to "the stages of pregnancy until birth" sepperated on twelve lessons that I can span over six weeks school. I will also probably use "Peter, Ida and Minimum. Hurra, wir kriegen ein Baby!" by Fagerström and Hansson as readingmaterial to open the lessons, because usually every school library has that one and while that book is said to be for Kindergarten-children, it actually is better for primary-school.
Maybe plus two more lessons, if the dynamic of the schoolclass is calm and the talking-rules are followed strict enough (No laughing, no question is stupid, no talking in between, use the right terms and no joking-terms) that they can build enough trust that we can start the lessons with a seating-circle where the students can write their questions about Sex, puberty, their bodies and pregnancy on small papers that we can in the first ten minutes of the lesson read and answer those questions. If the classdynamic is not that calm, I will however mercilessly drag those halfpints through the theory.
However, you ain´t the country I live in, so you ain´t paying me and therefor I will not explain.
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Here's how far i came with the Tear drawing on whiteboard '^'
This was basically the Tear drawing i was talking about haha
I hope it doesnt look as shitty as how i wanted it to turn out ^^'' [i drew this with a Mouse btw, and it hurt /hj ._.'']
I kinda gave up on it honestly, cuz i dont think i will finish it in time before the board will expire-
but meh, it was worth it ig xd.
Teardrop belongs to @oriiduckko !
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Hey, by any chance do you have The fic (Do Creations Dream of Clockwork Sheep) up still? I would like to read it, but all the links are void.
Ah, sorry, anon. Unfortunately Clockwork Sheep was deleted some time back :( at the original time of posting, it got very little response (and actually got some complaints that it wasn't the next series of The Bureau Files) and I completely lost the energy to continue it. It's a shame, because I started off so excited to switch up genres and try a superhero story, but it's hard to continue when you're sharing s/t like that to a silent audience lmao
I still have the files somewhere, so if you're still interested, I might look into dusting them off and posting again. I can't promise I'll finish it, but I'm in a better mental place than I was three years ago and I can at least re upload where I got up to 👍
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