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Me after kicking the shit out of my friends
#they were in my way#and they were grabbing my ass#I’m really sorry for kicking you guys#it wasn’t very nice I’m sorry#:(#guys don’t kick ppl unless they wanna be kicked#even then tho I’d feel bad#or#well#I mean#I prob would kick you if you asked if just feel really bad but I’d still take care of u after cuz I don’t want you to get hurt#anyways#what are we. talking about again
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two really normal and well adjusted people who aren't hiding anything at all
#hitomi sagan#renju okiura#manaka iwai#ai the somnium files#aitsf spoilers#aitsf#my art#fan art#undescribed#these are both way older doodles from last year i never got around to posting here so#2022#sorry if the quality is ass i had to grab these from twt and they were already pretty rough quality screenshots </3#but man. who wanna be close highschool friends who get wrapped up in an unspeakable tragedy that bonds the ones who remain for life#and sets the course for events far beyond our scope
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turns out gay people ARE real, and so is love. wild
#gundam#witch from mercury#suletta mercury#miorine rembran#sulemio#my art#hihihi. the hand scene. i will never stop thinking about it#that gay stupid ass little hand grab like they both were unsure of what to really do/ but they still needed to be close/ i aaaaAAAUGHHH#slowly rising through the ranks of my fav ships of all time ngl#anyway goodnight -w-
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Reading the BtAS comic run has lead to one and only one conclusion
#Batman#twobats#bruharvey#Batman the animated series#I didn’t even grab that many these were just ones I /already/ had on my phone#this doesn’t even include the ‘he took a bullet for me’#really liked in BtAS when Judge showed up and started trying to kill criminals and Bruce’s response was to immediately start stalking Harvey#like say you care 100000% more about one of them than the rest without saying it. yes they did list him as next target on the news but Bruce#was on the ground in a disguise stalking Harvey’s ass /before/ that news aired
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so i’m thinking of getting a taser
#something happened during seattle pride where i had to literally put myself between this guy and my friends (cause yeah i’ll do that in an#instant without thinking) and thankfully it didn’t escalate because i stopped him from also touching me but yeah i think he would’ve backed#off way sooner if he heard the crackling sound of my electric zapper#he stole my chips though like when i put my hand out in front of him to stop him from trying to put his hands on us he grabbed my chips rea#aggro style and i told him to have a good one and led them all away real fast before he changed his mind#seriously if he had gotten another inch closer to my best friend i would have had his ass on the ground.#i wanna get back into throwing knives but it’s not like i can carry those around for defense cause 1) i’ll go to jail if i hit someone with#those even on purpose for self defense and 2) because they’d really do me only the most good at medium-long range#like yes if necessary i could fuck someone up with them but they’re not meant to be handled that way and i’d end up hurting myself more ugh#my old sets were so pretty. i miss them
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Yesterday I was replaying Deltarune and I was going really insane about it picking up on things I missed on my first playthrough and something that fucked me up hard was this line here
The little ellipsis at the end, almost like you can hear the regret on their voice. Voice of an ad who is realizing maybe they fucked up on this one. But it also made me think of... The possibility of this being a reaction to Spamton's actions.
Because I don't think this was an automatic thing, I feel like their drifting off was gradual. Sure, their jealousy had won them over (I'd have killed the guy or myself if I was them so I don't even blame them) but Spamton was too getting busier and busier the more famous he got, and as they say, that never stopped. He only kept getting bigger, until it all came crashing down. And when it did it was one of them who tried to go find him, after all that.
But I digress, let's focus on the original quote from my favorite sigma enby themselves, Pink Addison. There's obviously not only the regret to it, but feeling like they were abandoned too. Both parties lost a lot and the real tragedy is just how easily it could've have been avoided! Or rather, how beyond their control it was...
But I'll get off topic if I keep speaking so I'll leave it at that. The sheer tragedy that there is to everyone involved just makes me insane. Like I said in a post previous to this; you cannot trace down a good guy or a bad guy in this tale, it's just desperate people taking awful decisions and living to regret their actions.
#luly talks#makes you wonder too like#THIS IS GOING ON THE TAGS BC IM JUMPING THE GUN TOO HARD#but after Pink says rhat they follw by saying ''even so he only got more and more successful'' and its making me FEEL something alright#that EVEN SO. like. were they expecting for him to... stop? to slow down? to give up his overwhelming fame to get them back?#there's so many things i just can't say because we know very little of the addisons and big shot era spamton#we dont even know if they were aware this is how he ended. we dont even know if Spamton tried to go back to them or if he totally refused to#it makes me sick it makes me insane i want to grab these colorful things and squish then on my palm#there's a lot of What Ifs but i think the answer wouldn't even matter because nothing could change anymore#its sososososososoooooo sad#like i see fandom woobify Spamton a lot and i HATE that sure he went thru a lot but he's a grown ass desperate man#he's not a poor uwu cinnamon roll he's insane and he's an asshole and he's a nuanced tragic character#and so are these motherfuckers!!!!!!#btw i originally had a paragraph about how mad I'd have been if i was an Addison but i ended up rewriting the whole post LMAO#anyway. yeah. it just makes me insane.#deltarune#Spamton#addisons
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Lil guy :3
#gunpla#gunpla beginner#my 4th model kit#Sorry for the mess in the back#stickers were a pain in the ass but he looks adorable#sd gundam#sd banshee#I just loved the color palette#It was really fun to build#struggled a but with the helmet fins#and one of the back pieces keeps popping off when i grab him too roughly#overall a really nice fella
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does anyone else feel like they could be a really really good tour guide if the memory problems didnt exist
#LISTEN. LISTEN I COULD RAMBLE TO YOU FOREVER ABOUT MY CITY. I REALLY COULD#BUT MY MEMORY IS ASS AND I KNOW I WOULD END HALF OF MY SENTENCES WITH 'BUT THATS JUST ME' 😭😭#i would hate myself for misremembering something and passing on that information. and even more embarrassed if someone corrected me in fron#of a group of people.. i mean i guess its not realistic to know everything about everything but still a little embarrassing#but like seriously.. i could tell you about the weird public art sculptures. i could tell you about the local cryptid sighting from the 70s#i could tell you about the weather and public transportation system. i could tell you about the weird underground walkway#pretend im grabbing you by the shoulders and shaking you back and forth because i would have so much fun doing that. UGH#on a similar note its also really fun to go through atlas obscura and wonder how tf some of these dont get more attention. like i get that#popular attractions would be more worthwhile. i tend to go for museums and aquariums whenever im visiting somewhere#but idk i think it would be cool to chill in an abandoned train station or popular skate park. shrugs#i seriously need to get out more. sigh#i showed crow pictures of it snowing hard this morning and they were flabbergasted that its like -5 degrees here lol#yapping#txt
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Idk if anyone else heard about the massive amounts of spaghetti dropped off in the woods of a town in NJ not too too far from me, but my favorite podcast is covering it right now and turning it into a 7-minute long extended bit about the Italian version of Pennywise which 1. is amazing because I love when my two favorite things collide and also 2. fucking hilarious because can you even imagine the field day Richie Tozier would have if he stumbled across hundreds of pounds of dumped spaghetti in the woods
#reddie#richie tozier#eddie kaspbrak#it stephen king#I’m just picturing richie’s face lighting up#‘no FUCKING way’#absolutely insufferable about it all day long#‘hey eddie I didn’t realize you were having a family reunion today!!!’#kneeling on the ground grabbing handfuls of it ‘look how they massacred my boy’#eddie wants to shove his foot up richie’s ass but whenever he turns away he can’t stop grinning
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Love when you can feel the cruising history in a bathroom
#straight bars with piss troughs are one extreme#so completely oblivious of gay cruising that all dudes are encouraged to whip their dicks out together#the other end is probably gay bars that put a bouncer in the bathroom. bc of the woke 🙄#this post was prompted by two things#1) the AMC bathroom from when I watched furiosa last weekend#where the urinal dividers were like largely performative like if I glanced over I could absolutely see everything#and they were so shallow I could probably grab if the mood was right in that mall bathroom bc they were also very shallow#and 2) the rest stop bathroom where the urinals were basically in a stall#floor to almost ceiling stainless steel going all the way to the wall with no gaps#and so deep and tight that I actually only just managed to fit with my wide ass shoulders#they just screamed one man per urinal and NO glancing#*touches the ground* something incredibly homosexual happened here…#*and then washes my hands incredibly thoroughly multiple times…*
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@taylorswift post something about the genocide happening in palestine. post about the lives being lost and traumatized. post about how desperately they are seeking justice and help. post donation links to charities or organizations that have the resources to help them. remind us that you’re still a fucking person and not a brand that is just here to make money off of us. i fucking dare you to do something that doesn’t benefit you directly for the first time in years, please.
#personal#i really wish i could grab this bitch by the shoulders and be like HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TAYLOR ARE YOU THERE????????#‘i want to be on the right side of history’ MY ASS!!! prove it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#remember when she left tumblr bc people were pressuring her about talking about racism!?? what a fuckign coward….
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Saw this on instagram and wanted to share.
(I have no rights to the photo that goes to the person who took it and the person who posted it. Their IG name is on the post.)
#cody rhodes#cm punk#back when they were in OVW#grabbing his ass good#carrying him#something you wanna tell us punk?#Cody is so baby…I love it#not my photo credit to original owner and poster
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no guys you dont get it itager isnt sweet and tender in the domestic gay lovey dovey way theyre sweet and tender in the BRO way
#im a crazy bitch okay i will be like yes theyre lovey to eachother yes thats true#yes i only get gay and shit for itager bc theyre true love and then see something sappy and gay of them and go THAT AINT RIGHT#im a freak okay im such an asshole about itager bc i think theyre lovey to eachother in a very specific way and all other ways are cringe#me when the only itager i consume is the official goddamn hetalia manga#and them doujins made by corolla that mf was the only person ever who understood them (even if they were misguided and believed in gerita)#i like to think in my heart of hearts corolla knew the truth it was just the wrong time.#like how i know bill and ted wouldve loved touhou koishi song its just they were born in the wrong era#but yeah like germany and italy are gay in that BRO way like. its hard to describe but its not gay its more like.... friendship adjacent#like when you deeply care about your bro and act gay with them in that way they arent about that silently looks at the moonlight shit#they look at the moonlight and italy goes 'germany is right now a good time to tell you i fucked your car again' and germany goes 'What.'#ITS A BETTER AND MORE AWEZOME FORM OF LOVE IN MY HUMBLEST OF OPINIONS.... I PERSONALLY PREFER IT#its domestic in the way of having your average daily life of dicking around with your bros and throwing grenades in cars n shit#instead of domestic settling down and being all serious and sappy all the time#its lovey dovey in the way of being like AHAHA IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN!!! yeah bro... i really like you too *hug* im glad youre in my life#i just think thats so much more swag because settling down just does not sit right for me#i think settling down sucks tf you mean theres no more adventures and always sunny shit?#i think fruk can get into that settling down domestic shit but im a firm believer itager cant#because their entire dynamic hinges upon italy coming in and making germanys boring ass lonely life fun by ruining it everyday#its not itager if they arent grabbing eachothers balls and acting like bros#ive said this to wiener but its the itager itapan juxisposition#itapan (japans onesided crush ofc) is great because they act gay but are just bros#and itager is great because they act like bros but are gay#idk its hard to explain the nuances of it all but just trust me when i say canon content and corollas sfw doujins are the only true itager#content#robooty asshole moment sorry guys somethings wrong with me#robooty kun
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#damn the people I'm working w are showing they're asses#one had a meeting behind my back despite they were discussing the spreadsheet I worked on#and gave me a “re-read the manual” as a feedback when I asked what is wrong#the irony is when I got his supposedly “corrected” work it was wrong#like “use last year's data instead of this year” kinda wrong#and deleted an entire column and worksheet which were needed for the calculation formula 🤡#when I brought it up diplomatically “oh I didn't know we changed the formula”#i got the boomer's equivalent of teehee must have grabbed the wrong ver by “mistake”#binch that's TEN WORKBOOKS IN A ROW HOW????#no wonder he couldn't tell me exactly what was wrong because 100% he didn't know neither lmao#wonder who needs to re-read the manual 🤡#cuz guess who caught the mistake and fixed them? ME good thing I checked his work#time to look around cuz this environment is most toxic (if not hostile) I've been in yikes#I feel like they're setting me up so they can blame me for their mistakes#not to mention other micromanaging shit#anywho#colin rants#personal
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love how elusive the years between 18 and 30 are for both bob and linda in the show. we dont know ANYTHING we don't know if linda went to college if she had friends or roommates how she met ginger if she was still living with her parents how she met hugo WHAT HER PREVIOUS JOB WAS?? and for bob we don't know if he still worked at his dads restaurant after their fight if he still lived with him where he could've lived or worked otberwise if he had friends or roommates what his plan in life was. and we'll never know the answers to these questions either bcuz I don't think the writers actually thought that far ahead
#please.... I love learning random backstory lore about these boring ass characters and their lives#i need to know what linda's plan in life was if she hadnt met bob?? housewife? idk if she'd be into that she clearly enjoys socializing#did she go to college?? what did she major in if she did? is that where she met ginger or was she a high school friend of linda's#WHY WAS BOB AT A RANDOM ASS BAR WHEN HE MET LINDA WHAT WAS HE DOING‼️‼️ BRO u dont have a single friend. were u just grabbing a beer#all these questions could be solved if bob and linda were confirmed to have met in their early 20s instead of their 30s#but now its too late!!! we know what we know!!#its kinda funny to imagine bob still lived with and worked at big bob's diner after their fight. him returning like five hours later#like uhh sorry can I have my job back plz?#worlds most awkward job interview#txt#bob's burgers
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christ, today is NOT my day
#woke up early due to construction#while awake in bed was worrying that we were supposed to clean out patio for said construction (we don't need to do that for 3 days)#accidentally went to gym without my gym bag and had to go back and grab it#had kind of a meh workout because my joints have been cranky so I took it easy#pumped up my bike tires when I got home and the rear one exploded#(important note: my bike is a DIY modified ebike so getting that rear tire off is a massive pain in the ass)#plus the aforementioned work shenanigans#🤦♀️#like. nothing DISASTROUS just a ton of small things......#quality text post
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