#and you fuckers ran with it

[whump-it-like-its-hot]

So earlier in art class today, someone drew a characters hands in their pockets and mentioned that hands are really like the ultimate end boss of art, and most of us wholeheartedly agreed. So then, our teacher went ahead and free handed like a handful of hands on the board, earning a woah from a couple of students. So the one from earlier mentioned how it barely took the teacher ten seconds to do what I can’t do in three hours. And you know what he responded?

“It didn’t take me ten seconds, it took me forty years.”

And you know, that stuck with me somehow. Because yeah. Drawing a hand didn’t take him fourth years. But learning and practicing to draw a hand in ten seconds did. And I think there’s something to learn there but it’s so warm and my brain is fried so I can’t formulate the actual morale of the lesson.

[friendly-alien-fucker]

Ok listen I want to make a request but I can't really think of something new. So I'm just gonna request this little thing. Headcanons of you being a fertility god and the reaction of your yautja ( since I'm pretty sure most Yautja's have an breeding kink)

I know it's short but I couldn't think of anything else and this has been on my mind for days :/

A Yautja who's S/o is a fertility god

Hey thank you so much for your request @brieffarmpeanutpersona ! I knows it's been a long time since you asked for this but I still hope I managed to bring a smile to your face! 💖

Warnings: nsfw, mention of pregnancy, mention of infertility, afab reader, horny Yautja

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• Yeah. Don't tell them that.

The urge to breed is extreme in Yautja, it's how their species survives. To be able to have a population of hunters, you need to be able to produce lots of offspring, fast.

To say they have a breeding kink would be a giant understatement.

So while being a god will gain you enough attention as is, (albeit it's mostly from yautia wanting to fight you), being a fertility god will get you...a different kind of attention.

• You will know no peace.

Wether or not this is a good thing is up to you.

But you can be certain that the moment these giant breeding machines realize that being what you are it's likely you can reproduce with them, there is no escaping their fighting over you. After all, who can resist having a pup who could potentially have god-like powers?

And while they would never put a claw on you (and get away with it-) being courted by a yautja can be pretty...violent. So make sure to explain the way in which you'd like to be woo'd, unless you'd appreciate a blood-soaked alien offering you the head of some poor creature on your doorstep.

• Yautia and Infertility

As much as I'd like to paint yautia in a progressive light, their culture does heavily rely on the improvement and expansion of their species. And to do that, they need to produce offspring.

And though they do have the technology for artificial insemination, there is still a certain stigma around it.

Yautja mating is centered around getting the mate with the best genes so the resulting pups will become high ranking warriors. So you can see why being infertile might be a bit of a problem in that regard.

Therefore...

• Female yautja will ask you for help

Once they get word of your capabilities, you'd find little gifts littering the places you often frequent. Often a collection small skulls, sometimes bigger one's, engraved with the names and wishes of your admirers. And while you're used to offerings, dead things... really aren't what you're about.

Eventually you'd have to sit them down and explain that, while you're grateful, you're the god of fertility, not the god of death.

The next day you'd find something living in your home instead.

Let's just say you'll have to make space for a lot of new pets.

• If it's mating season...run.

Or hide, though I'm afraid either way it's gonna be hard to escape them. Male and female alike, their hormones will run rampant during that time and you do not want to be in the middle of that.

Especially not if you have a mate. And even less if they are female.

Yes, Male yautja fight for their mates all the time and it does get bloody. But have you ever bared witness to a female yautja who's mate is being taken away from them? No? Good. Pray that you never will.

[joowee-feftynn]

sick of bad pink diamond/rose quartz takes I'm just gonna start killing y'all

[radio-ghost-cooks]

my gender/pronoun headcanons for doctor who

yes this includes both classic and new who (save for 13 + 15 bc I haven't seen their episodes)

1st: agender, he/him, time/timeself

2nd: demiboy, he/him

3rd: bigender, he/they

4th: demigirl, she/he, stripe/stripeself

5th (beloved #2): cis but in the same way that James from Pokemon is cis, he/they, leaf/leafself

6th: nonbinary, they/them

7th: not sure but you can't tell me xe's cis, xe/xer

8th: genderfluid, it/they

9th: agender, they/them, grey/greyself

10th: genderfluid, she/they

11th (beloved #1): demiboy, he/xe/they, star/starself

12th: genderfuck, anything

14th: demigirl, she/they

[jessieren]

Bonus finger fidget that I hadn’t noticed before

This is the real reason I need to rewatch episodes..

Plot? Pffftttt

Character development? Yeah whatevs

Fidget count ✅

[sluttylittleslashers]

I wish we could hold the axe in phototopia that would be perfect

[lord-shitbox]

one day ill post an essay about sugihara's praise kink but for now you guys gotta trust im right. say 1 nice thing to this man and he is on his knees

[notmygrave]

so recently a child had gone missing and it ended up being a case of manslaughter with bad cover up and people are calling it a collective trauma (it is not) and comparing it to last year’s massacres (two of them, consecutively, also not a collective trauma) and it’s so disgusting how people are victimizing themselves and shifting the narrative around how if affected them personally and i’m not even going to touch upon the conspiracy theories and sensationalist approach to the entire ordeal

[sillysadduck]

My apologies to every follower who expected exclusively dhmis posts and now has to read me talking about random shit and oversharing

[theres-a-bea]

AYOOOOO THE NEW MR EVENT IS LITTTTT

but

ARTEM?????? IS STILL SO ACCIDENT PRONE EVEN IN A FANTASY AU?????? BESTIE GO STAY HOME FOR ONCE ????

still tho CERVITAUR !!! soft ears !!!!! very cute !!! only thing un-cute is the fucking BLOOD ALL OVER HIM

[fujimen]

I really want to start killing when i think about that voc post. "What are the victims? Nazi soldiers? Lol" FUCKING CIVILLIANS DEBILU JEBANY

[todayisafridaynight]

RGG POSTED AOKI SHUT UP

[bunnyb34r]

Wheres my fucking mail bitch

[mejomonster]

Thank you again Silent Reading for pandering to me specifically as a demi ToT

[madigoround]

When I was going into work this morning I knew I had to leave pretty quickly to go interview a witness so instead of parking at the parking deck half a mile away I parked on the street outside of the building and ran in for just ten minutes to grab the client file and when I came out I had a parking ticket and the guy was still there and I was arguing with him that I was just grabbing papers for work and wasn’t any longer than ten minutes and he said that no one was allowed to park there from 7-9 and I parked there from 8:50 to 9 and this man gave me a 60 dollar ticket for it at 8:59 and it being my first parking ticket on top of everything else going on I just started sobbing and then kept crying for like thirty minutes and now that I’ve calmed down my eyes hurt and I have zero desire to work for the rest of the day. All this to say I think we should ban together to overthrow city parking enforcement in a violent and justified way 🤷🏻‍♀️

[leowifefang]

i understand the appeal of vergil now