#and-a-pidgey-in-a-wepear-tree

[na-bird-of-the-day]

saw a big crow on a light pole today, he was very handsome :)) what's your favorite crow fact?

I love crows! My favorite crow fact is probably that they can recognize and remember individual humans, and even tell their buddies about humans that may be a threat!

[smolsleepyfox]

ooooooo love your ask game, great idea!! what's your memories for 1 and 209?

Thank you <3 I'm excited people like it!

1. Is Glorious by Glyph ft Matthew Corey from Fellowship

My fav list is chronological, so this is the newest addition. I only know Glyph by name so far but I LOVE Matthew's voice (there are too many Matthew's I like lmao). Since it's so new I'll widen the net a bit and say I connect Matthew/Fellowship with car rides, especially when I'm alone driving in the countryside. Their songs are incredibly fun to sing along to and it's pretty much my voice range (minus the falsetto). So my memory is sitting in my mom's little blue Škoda cruising along the fields around my hometown.

209 is Crazy, Mad, Insane by Beast in Black

This was when I first got Spotify and was just really getting into Power Metal as a genre around 2020. I remember listening to this album while driving my mom, aunt, and grandparents around one day. There's a local company making biscuits and similar, who have a store next to their factory that we drove to pick stuff up at, before going out to eat in a restaurant in an old mill. My grandparents are both gone now, but it was a nice summer day that I loved :)

[c0rvidbones]

hey hey!! for the plural ask game: 5, 15, and 25? (I did not intend for this to be a pattern lol)

ayy unintentional patterns! theyre silly funny. thank u for sending :)

5. What sort of music do people in your system like?

VARIES WILDLY! i.e. jules (💎) prefers very soft sad songs, lots of piano. me, corvus (🖤) i prefer songs that make you sound like you're losing touch with reality. guerlain (🕸) likes german metal which i find extremely funny since he's this big soft sweet dorkass. i dont think theres a single genre we dont listen to Somewhere in this system. most of us have specific playlists and we can almost always tell who the fuck was listening to spotify last by looking at our recently listened.

15. Are your headmates generally different from the physical body? How do they differ from it?

VERY. very very very different. lots of angels, demons, etc. i myself am a Very fallen angel. specifically a former seraphim, though I still have my many wings and im missing an eye. only the host looks anything like the body and even then he has notable differences, mainly that he recently learned he's some sort of fey (i say this like he doesnt have physical traits of that, but fucker has the reflective eyes and pointed ears and fangs so idk what he was thinking.)

25. What is something you wish singlets knew about plurality?

it isnt... ALL bad. functional multiplicity is actually sometimes even fun or FUNNY, i.e. recently our headmates azazel and bill got into a very loud verbal spat where azazel said, loudly, "im gonna fuck your boyfriend" to bill and bill's reaction was pure spluttering rage. so azazel committed. it did fuck bills boyfriend. bill retaliated by lighting a tire fire in azazels room. this was free entertainment for literally everyone else.

[thepokedexisgay]

33 for spotify wrapped ?

"Lower one's eyes" by nulut featuring Nightcord at 25:00 and MEIKO

[official-time-loop-posts]

Official Time Loop Post

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

[prof-peach]

@and-a-pidgey-in-a-wepear-tree got one crazy fusion! fun but a wild combo haha

[gnar-slabdash]

@stark-and-lightman @and-a-pidgey-in-a-wepear-tree Seems like maybe we need to start a support group 😂

[thericene]

Finished sketch page for @and-a-pidgey-in-a-wepear-tree of their delightful cat Cheeto! He was so much fun to sketch <3

[surrow]

[Start ID 1: A picture of a rooster mid strut. /End ID 1

Start ID 2: A screenshot of @ and-a-pidgey-in-a-wepear-tree's reblog. It reads, "behold, the default object!" ...pictured below is the Tumblr loading image gradient. /End ID 2. End ID]

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

[na-bird-of-the-day]

trick or tweet?

Have a gray-headed kite!

[c0rvidbones]

hello I love your art a whole lot!! tell me more about Wit (he's hot and evil and I require more juicy details) and Ruby (his design goes so hard) please?

oh my god hi i did not expect to come back to 20 notifs. (/pos) youve given me a much needed ego boost tonight thank you. is it bad i cant remember having ever posted ruby art?? ive only ever gotten One comm of him which is a crime, my violent martyr son should rly get more love than i give him 😔 but thank you for asking! buckle up this is gonna be a long fuckin post ♡ everything under the cut including relevant character art

WIT

behold, all art of wit i have including one i havent posted here bc i never actually finished it and the wip of him being a silly giggly boy. pls know i came up with him like MAYBE a month ago. two, tops.

SO wit is actually a what-if au of another oc of mine, his name is doodle. doodle (seen below) is a very robin-hood-esque oc, honorable thief and kindhearted, swashbuckler rogue that dual wields rapiers bc hes insane. but hes insane in like a normal way. he was a horrible child but he did grow out of it and its rare to see him w his hair down so pardon me making him look absurdly pretty in that one.

as you can see there are some (but not MANY) differences between the two. kid wit does have the starry hands/peets im just forgetful dont @ me about it djdjdj

ANYWAYS so the what-if of the au that wit is, essentially, little singular things didn't happen to people in that au world. it goes like so;

wit: never met his childhood best friend when he was a freshly injured orphan. was alone from the (elf) ages of 0-16. ended up studying magic (illusion wizard) since he didn't have someone to lean on for that sort of thing.

laika (wit's mom): never truly broke out of an archfey's madness curse. stuck with a very twisted version of the spell Tasha's Hideous Laughter burned into her mind. everything is funny and if it's scary? even funnier. she died briefly. shes back now, but still madnessed.

perseverance (wit's dad): never saved his mother from a death blow in the be-all end-all fight to save his home. was held back by someone who he thought was a friend, killed that person and then ultimately spiralled so hard that he became a lich. may or may not have accidentally killed laika.

something something one decision can change your whole life, me and my friend loved playing with that concept.

okay now that you know a lil lore/history i can dive into what wit is like.

as a kid (drawn with the short megafloofy hair) he's very mischievous and bastardly, almost always smiling or grinning but it's more to lean into the uncanny valley effect his eyes cause than out of any actual joy or anything. he doesn't Blink and he knows it unnerves people because he also has a freakishly high insight (i think its like a +9 or smth??? at level 9??). he loves to come up with fucked up spells, like. for example i saw a silly post on here the other day that was very jokingly having a wizard cast a spell of "10000 bricks until you die" but then i was immediately aware wit would (1) come up with that spell, make it functional, and have it unfortunately obliterate everyone that gets hit with it, and (2) he would call it Wit's Bricks which i think is fuckin funny. he would also come up with spells of like. cause heatstroke. boil all fluid in your body. FREEZE all fluid in your body. he's a little freak with extremely low empathy for those he isn't connected to with blood ties. that said, he's kind to his family (albeit very blunt and will call them out if theyre being stupid) and inquisitive. he DID look his dad in the eye when he met him for the first time and went "are you dead?" which. again, hilarious, but BRUTALLY blunt. he then called his dad cool because yes his dad is now a lich and therefore undead. he's a little freak but he's still a kid and that is ultimately his saving grace, what small child isn't a little freak.

as an adult (long ponytail) i get a feel of him being aro and using romance as a way to manipulate people. he's definitely still not a good person and far more stoic than he was as a child. also he most definitely maintains a constant illusion to make it seem like his eyes are always closed, which lends an air of mystery to the strange elf that seems to always be standing right behind every throne in every kingdom of faerun. i say this because i like to think he would become what's called a King's Wit, which is like a combo of royal advisor, court mage, and "guy the regent has insult other nobility since insults are beneath the reigning royal". he uses all of that to his advantage, gaining the ear and trust of every single person of noble blood that is part of any royal or ruling court, and he will bend and twist their choices so subtly that they won't realise he led them to ruin until it's already too late. which is his ultimate plan. he's STILL somewhat a robin hood style of character, but he takes it a bit further and with far less kindness to the nobility. he guts their coffers completely and every hoarded coin down to the last copper inevitably will land its way conveniently into the lap of the common folk. he does take a healthy chunk for himself - did you know being a wizard was EXPENSIVE in dnd btw? i didnt until i made wit - but most of it is for the local citizens. he does this everywhere he goes if he sees that it needs to happen. fucker topples kingdoms For Fun, because he never gets caught or credited with the ruin he leaves behind himself. he's awful. he probably still comes up with fucked up spells and he manipulates his way into wherever he wants to be. i love him.

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RUBY

behold! @polterpumpkin drew my (not very) little guy for me! this is part of a greater set but this is the fully coloured one and arguably my fave bc it captures the absolute batshit energy ruby brings to the table.

ruby is a tiefling that was born in a lab. voluntarily, his parents participated in a sort of study that wanted to eval why it is tieflings could be born to non-tiefling parents. (both his parents are half-orcs, interestingly!) he participated in it up to a certain point, before he got sick of being poked and prodded and Watched. that's when he demanded to be released and, when he wasn't, both his parents helped him escape, unfortunately leaving his other two tiefling-born siblings behind in the process. both parents Died helping him escape, and he was embittered as is by the whole study bs, and then to have his parents die Saving him? it left him with this sort of hole he didn't know how to feel.

so he fills that hole with every vice he finds agreeable. he drinks, he fights, and he drinks again. he's a drunken monk, and one full of unbridled rage and a death wish. he isn't my happiest oc but he isn't my worst off (that would be talisman bloodhunter). he's constantly seeking a grand and worthy cause to die for, literally. he's a wannabe martyr, because he doesn't think he has anything to live for. no lovers, no friends, no allies, MAYBE a coworker or two on the occasion he's needed (he is so not needed most of the time, because it isn't often any job needs an angry monk tief to glare around the place). he has just those two sides to himself - party animal and underground drunk brawler - because he doesn't want to think about the pain underneath them both. he's tragic in a very human way, hilariously enough, but he's not a bad person. even if he's being dragged by the tail to do a job, he's ultimately going to be helpful and he ALWAYS keeps his team alive. he'll grumble about it but he'll do it, and if you thank him he brushes it off, muttering something or other about how it's just his job, don't Thank him for that. i think having a friend would Fix him but fuck if i know what would get past his thick skin 😔

i dont get to play or write ruby really, not for any specific reason other than the dnd games im in have been going for So long, and that i havent really been super inspired to write him. but i love him! literally my car is named after him! i have so many feelings for him and i hope one day i get to play/write him so he can be more fleshed out.

[shmisolo]

listen, I love your therapy porg series with all my heart, but I can't believe you passed up the opportunity to call her Porgana

i call her porgana in my head and have to triple check each post to make sure that i’m not accidentally calling her that in the fics lol

also i named my phone porgana bc of it and every time i think of it i get a chuckle.

porgana solo

[dalniente]

whoa whoa whoa, you mean to tell me one of my favorite fic writers of all time is also a metalhead??? same hat! *waves enthusiastically from the edge of the mosh pit*

heyyyy same hat! *waves*

i do love metal, it's weirdly soothing. i got into symphonic metal in high school with nightwish and sonata arctica, and then that nightwish concert from my other post introduced me to kamelot, which got me into faster metal. at this point i'm pretty solidly into melodic death metal (omnium gatherum in particular) and folk metal (finntroll, ensiferum, tengger cavalry).

also the one and only thing that gets me to sleep when none of my other tricks work is a particular song by urna, who i believe falls into the "funeral doom" genre [link to youtube]. i sync my breathing up and by the end of the song i'm juuust about dozing off. it's great.

anyway, i love your username, and i also love music recommendations so if you have any favorite songs or groups, send them my way!

[thericene]

Finished commission for @and-a-pidgey-in-a-wepear-tree! This was so much fun, this subject is right up my alley. Thank you for the commission!!

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[uupiic]

@and-a-pidgey-in-a-wepear-tree

yeh these guys (bug under cut; it's a very big bug :')

According to my calculations, the baby bugs should begin hatching sometime this or next week.

[champofpallet]

"On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me~"

"A PIDGEY IN A WEPEAR TREE!"

"C'mon! Sing along!"