#android asks

[the-actual-real-android]

Favorite phone brand

Samsung definitely

[jesuistrestriste]

Android art whos dick is changeable…just hear me out ok😭

cw (18+) : android!art, fake cocks that art buys for mutual benefits

the android engineers coming out with a variety of detachable “appendages”. thick ones, long ones, short ones, skinny ones; squishy (and firm) in all the right places and all the right ways, too. once an android attaches one to the port at the front of their pelvis, they can sync with the sensation simulator built into the fake dick in order to “feel” the temperature, tightness, and dampness of whatever orifice they choose to slide themself into.

android!art buys only one of the add-ons at first, has a mind-blowing orgasm (the android version of one) from finally getting to penetrate and please you, and then goes out the next day to purchase three more. one is ribbed, another is two-and-a-half inches longer that the original one you two tried, and the third vibrates.

he puts you through the mattress that same night while he continuously cycles through the three new toys, your name on his lips and his hand pressing over your tummy, feeling himself inside of your walls. his moans are so loud and desperate—anguished, even—that you have to stick your fingers in his mouth just to save his vocal systems the strain. he sucks them like he’ll die if you pull them away. the noises he lets out turn staticky when he comes; wet, broken, crackling in his chest as he pummels your wetness. the LED ring on his temple blinks and shifts red every time he tips over the edge with a keening cry and spills the flavored lubricant as deep as he can reach.

“tell me you like it when i’m inside you,” he shakes, “please, tell me—i need to hear it, i need to hear it so badly, i feel like im falling apart—!”

[starryeyedstray]

i caved and got dbh for my pc (despite already having it for my console) and honestly it's nice to be able to have have my monitor so close to me and be able to really just stare at all the details in the gallery (i may have spent an obscene amount of time staring at each character model)

here's some details i noticed about connor's model

firstly, wtf is going on with his shoes. like does it have laces???? is it just a slip-on??? I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE TOPS OF THE SHOES LOOK LIKE. also why are his jeans unhemmed?????

at the bottom of his jacket there's the two little dark grey rectangles that honestly i never really noticed and i don't think i've ever included it in my art bc my brain just erases them from my brain. it's such a random design choice and i can't decide if i hate them or not.

also why tf does he have two random button holes on the front of his jacket??? his jacket doesn't have buttons???? i cannot fathom why these exist or what their purpose is

never really took the time to analyze connor's jacket so closely and i love the detail of the different materials on his jacket. like the tessellated triangle motif throughout his jacket clearly being some sort of synthetic material compared to the cotton/wool fibers

also i love the seam detail on his sleeve? like i love how it's not just one straight line but adds more shape and design to his cuff.

i love the texture on the top back half of connor's jacket. it reminds me of carpet or those really textured couches. it's like some type of corduroy likely or something. i wanna touch it. also the cyberlife branding right under the ANDROID text how did i never notice that??

if you look at the inner lining of his white collar, it has a darker liner on the inside. i don't think you typically see that on white button-ups???

lastly LOOK AT HIS NECK MOLES. HE'S GOT SO MANY LITTLE NECK MOLES. and after extensive zooming in and out and looking at it from all angles, i have determined that he has a little tiny mole on the back of his right ear on the rim. idk if you can see it in these screenies BUT IT'S THERE I SWEAR TO YOU. he's also got the little divot some ppl have on their ears near the top of his ear.

anyway, uhm, yeah i totally haven't spent more time staring at the character models than i have spent playing the actual game

i was also staring at kara's and markus' models and might post my thoughts observations on those at another time. but for now we got connor.

[chris-prank]

Their reactions to this: Friend: So what is your type (reader)? Reader: Traumatized men with fat tits that have breeding kinks.

I love how it goes from angst to silly to angst again 😇

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Vincent paused the audio that he had secretly recorded and looked down at his chest with his mouth agape. It's as if, despite his delusions running deep, something had cracked inside him.

“I wasn’t their perfect type all along…” He muttered, his pupils shrinking as he bit hard on the nail of his thumb.

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Upon overhearing your conversation, Esteban swiftly pulled his phone out of his pocket and called a Hermes store he had on speed dial, the number being squished between ones of Givenchy, Louis Vuitton and the likes.

“Hi, could you put under my name all of your new skin tight shirts, please. I’m sure you have my size in your little computer.” The man spoke with ease, unbothered by his exaggerated requests, “and have them ready before 4pm. I have to put on display my best assets tonight, you see.”

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Atlas, who has been diligently standing at your side as you shopped with your friend, snapped his head in your direction upon hearing your answer. He couldn’t believe that your “friend” dared ask that while he was right there! But it didn’t matter at the moment as he pulled at the rim of your sleeve, activating his artificial lacrimal glands to raise the probability of winning your sympathy.

“Will you dispose of me if you find someone like that?” His voices glitched as sincere emotions of inadequacy bubbled to the surface, “I-I don’t want to be thrash again…”

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Martin almost choked on his beer after hearing your words. He couldn’t deny that he was glad that he seemed to fit your requirements, even if the word choices still caught him off guard.

“You know I’m always free when you want sweetheart.” He shouted from across the bar counter, giving you a teasing smile in the process.

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Jacce didn’t waste a second as he shoved the bag full of croissants in the clients hands and told Pierre to take over the cafe while he went on a small break. Locking himself in the bathroom, he grasped his chest and tried to steady his breathing, but to no avail.

“T-they'll accept me! I just kn-know it now!”

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Vincent and Atlas being in the small chest team 😔

[hotkeyliimepies]

Thats ma baby daddy alright

[the-actual-real-android]

YIPPEE!!!!!!

Hi, can i get a "back from the dead" sub please?

(idk what that would look like, but your smart, you'll figure it out)

~ the-actual-real-android

RAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

@the-actual-real-android

[transgenderprototype]

hrt that makes you a robot

[spicycinnabun]

🤖🤖 (one of my favourite AUs of all time 🫶🏻)

wahhh I'm honored it's one of your faves. have some post-bar whump! 💙🤖

“What are you doing?”

“Putting the dishes away,” EB answered. “If you have any laundry, I’ll do that, too. Then, I’ll clean the fridge, restock groceries, take out the trash, mop the floors…”

Tommy could practically hear him adding more tasks to his internal clipboard. 

“I don’t want you to do my housework,” he said, brows knitting. 

“Y-you don’t? I thought—oh. My mistake.” EB's shoulders slumped a bit, his LED blinking red. 

They needed to talk. Tommy needed to confess a few things—and he was ready to. He just didn’t want to do it in their current state.

EB was putting the plate back on the drying rack when his knee unexpectedly buckled. Of course, it was his bad leg, and since he was still Thirium-drunk and lacking coordination of his biocomponents, he went down fast and hard with a shout. 

Tommy shot forward and caught him just in time to avoid a collision. “I got you, I got you.”

Tommy made a mental note to check EB’s knee joint soon. It clearly needed maintenance. 

EB was quiet as Tommy pulled him up and steadied them, his arms around Tommy’s neck. He let go sooner than Tommy wanted, using the counter as support instead.

“The plate.” It hadn’t been as lucky, in pieces by their feet. “I’ll clean it up.”

“No,” Tommy said, frowning again. “Don’t worry about it, okay? I’ll take care of it later.”

That seemed to make EB's shoulders slump even further, his head hanging. “I’m not doing anything right,” he said. “I’m a bad bot.”

How wrong he was, and not in the way he thought. Tommy was the bad person. He wished he could’ve made EB happy tonight instead of how he was now. Miserable. Thinking he somehow wasn’t good enough for Tommy fuck up Kinard. 

“EB, that couldn’t be further from the truth.”

But it was like EB hadn’t heard him at all. What he said next was completely mystifying. 

“You’re going to put me back in the b-b-box, aren’t you?” His tone was filled with dread. Rising panic.

The box?

Something cold slid down Tommy’s spine. “What?”

When he caught EB’s eyes, all the color had left—irises and pupils replaced with black and white, scattered and dancing like TV static. “Please, sir. D-don’t leave me in there again. Don’t let her disable my optical units. I-I don’t like the dark.”

If that wasn’t incredibly fucking alarming. What had happened to him? And who? Sir—a previous owner? He would’ve thought Gerrard if not for the inclusion of her. 

Tommy cupped EB’s jaw, trying to pull him back from whatever nightmare he was visiting. “Hey, I’m not putting you anywhere, EB. I’m not going to disable anything. We’re just going to relax for a while.” 

Emphasis on the we. 

EB shuddered, taking a gulp of oxygen. His breath was hot when he exhaled, his fans likely working hard from the sudden stress. He blinked a few times. “T-Tommy?”

There he was.

“That’s right. It’s Tommy. Focus on me.”

EB nodded after a beat too long. “Confirmed. F-focusing. On you.”

Tommy smiled gently, injecting as much warmth into his voice as possible. “Good bot.” 

EB made a needy noise—a crackle, a vibrating buzz. “I-I am?” 

“Absolutely are.” He was. No doubt about it. “Come with me.”

Tommy led EB to the sectional in his living room. It was big and comfortable. Tommy coaxed him to sit and then lie down with soft commands. EB followed them eagerly. 

EB’s head settled on his lap. When Tommy placed a hand on his stomach to ground him, in the spot just beneath his synthetic ribs, EB grabbed it and held on tightly—like Tommy was going to take it away at any moment. His grip wasn’t bone-breaking, but it was enough to cut off Tommy’s circulation in a minute. Tommy didn’t tell him to ease up or let go.

Tommy’s other hand found his curls, petting through them. “I’m right here,” he murmured. EB’s eyes were still snowing, still haunted, but he watched Tommy raptly, hanging on to his every word. “I’m not going to leave you alone. I’m not going anywhere.”

EB hiccuped. Thirium leaked down his temples. Tommy wiped it away slowly as the blue of EB’s irises started to return. “Promise?”

“I promise,” Tommy said. 

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i made a lil spotify playlist for eb, too. still adding songs. c:

[personostient]

I love love LOVE your designs and rendering so much… I can't help but wonder what's going on in Argos' head! (Both figuratively AND literally! …Is it a fishtank?)

『 Captain, please… R-rest assured, this unit’s cerebral core is fully operational as of my last maintenance review. 』

[tiredfoxtf]

May I humbly request android! Joel au smallslabtek?

This is au is amazing I get everything here always.

Which I guess is to be expected. It's my own au.

[the-actual-real-android]

Hey android what do you think is your best feature ?

-the gimmick blog collector

there's a little spaceship easter egg in android

you can find the Easter egg by going to Settings > About phone > Android version. A few quick taps on the Android version number (14, in this case) will take you to the new Android 14 logo. Long pressing the logo will make the logo and your phone tremble a little. Don’t let go of it for a few seconds and you will enter the game.

[jesuistrestriste]

art donaldson getting so lost in how being inside you feels that he begins to lick at your shoulder and slobber all over it like he’s a hungry puppy. whimpering into your neck and grabbing you wherever he can reach, his thrusts turning jagged and stuttered as he climbs to the edge. he tries to warn you—to tell you that he’s about to finish again, that he’s unable to muster enough discipline to slide out this time—but his words come out incoherent. a mess of slurred syllables broken up by wet hiccups and painfully distorted mewls. his blues start to roll back like waves of ocean salt as he is plunged into an orgasm he can’t stop; one hand in the sheets, one under your back, tongue lolled out and thighs shaking hard enough to vibrate the mattress.

“g’na—fffuu—ungh, com’n—g’na cmngh—aangh-!”

[crabsnpersimmons]

day [redacted] of ignoring my laundry so i can do literally anything else

featuring my friend @vacantfields' android Sun from their "Things Are Better" AU!

really enjoyed drawing this one. my one feedback is to thumbnail the colour palette ahead of time. it's a little too yellow that it lacks contrast and variety. but that's just a me thing, colour is often an afterthought for me 😅 actually second feedback, look up references for ankle socks, man, what are those??

as punishment for those "socks" i'm gonna go fold my laundry now

[chris-prank]

Weird scenario yet again: What would be their reaction if reader shows them their painted nails in a reddish color and then say, "we matching tips". (Just in case someone doesnt get it, reader got their dick tip color in their nails)

It’s freaky time guys!!!

CW: NSFW allusions

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Dr Seraph/Vincent

“Our… tip?” Vincent stopped mid fight and slowly loosened his grip on his controller in confusion, his robot slouching forward.

As you glanced at his crotch, he blushed like never before, “that tip!? T-thank yo… I mean! How d-did you ev-even know the colo—!?”

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Esteban

You don’t know what else you expected with Esteban, except for him to immediately understand what you meant and to eagerly share his excitement over it.

“How about we compare it to the real thing to see if you picked the right color?” He said as he slipped one thumb into the rim of his pants, pushing them down with ease.

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Atlas

He raised both of his hands to look at the tip of his fingers, examining them. “I am sorry to inform you that my nails do not have this pale metallic color.”

“No, not that tip.” You grinned mischievously, which he caught in an instant.

“Why did you choose m̶̟̠͗ï̶̫̥̼͝n̵̨̩̚e̵̖̙̓̃̔? Does… Does that mean you like it?” Despite his soft gaze, his eyes were piercing into yours, awaiting for one specific answer he wished to hear.

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Martin

“Aw, that's the color of my favorite strap!” He checked your nails, admiring that neat work. “I didn’t expect you to remember somethin’ like that, thank you sweetheart.” He said warmly as he kissed your knuckles with small pecks.

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Jacce

He took your hand, bringing it extremely close to his face, his eyes fixated on the color adoring the tip of your fingers. He opened his mouth, in what you thought was an attempt to answer you, but instead it’s as if he was resisting an urge, his warm breath grazing your skin.

When he finally spoke, it wasn’t before he nuzzled his face against your hand. “Can I have my nails in your color too? Please m-master?”

[sorryiliketoscreenshot]

[alexthegamingboy]

And he’s also voiced by D.C. Douglas, no less.

Oh no the guy in the suit it’s Yoshikage Kira he’s back!😱

Keep your hands in your pockets.