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Dead of Night - Spencer Reid

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Summary: Spencer stumbles upon a secret dark fantasy of reader’s and does everything he can to be the one to fulfill it.

Word Count: 3.1k

A/N: This is the first time I’ve ever written anything with themes like this so feedback is definitely appreciated. Not proofread cuz this is long and I’m tired ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I fully understand if the themes included in this are not for some of my regular readers and I encourage you to scroll if you’re not comfortable with any of the following warnings.

TW: perv!spencer, dom!spencer, mask kink, knife play, blood, dubcon, kind of cnc but it’s emphasized repeatedly that reader initiates and is in control of what is taking place, unprotected sex, penetration, creampie, degradation (slut), pet names (doll, angel) religious imagery, gun mention, std testing mention, fem + afab reader, soulmate talk

Rating: R, 18+

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You knew it was wrong, you’d seen just how easily Penelope was able to track someone down through their “anonymous” profile on websites just like this one, but your desires got the better of you, and you just had to try.

Your profile was nondescript, your age, a vague physical description of yourself, and a link to a meticulously detailed account of your wildest fantasies. After weeks of back and forth, chatting with a few equally nondescript profiles, you found the one that you really clicked with, the stranger you decided you’d let sneak into your window and do whatever he wanted with you. After an std panel and the agreement of your safe word, you decided to fully commit, sending this complete stranger your address and logging off for the night.

Even though you knew this was a stupid idea, you weren’t a complete idiot, you had plans in case anything went south, including placing your handgun in your bedside table for easy access if you, god-forbid, had to use it. Placing yourself in a high-risk situation was the whole point, and you couldn’t wait to see how it turned out.

You spent the remainder of your afternoon preparing, doing every grooming ritual you’d usually do before a date, but this time felt somehow more important. You didn’t even know what this guy looked like, and yet, you wanted to be the picture of beauty for him. It was silly, but you always pictured yourself the prettiest you’d ever been when you daydreamed about being ravaged by a stranger. You wanted to be completely irresistible in every way, and you were doing everything in your power to accomplish that.

As the sun finally set, your excitement levels began to rise, anxiously awaiting the arrival of your masked suitor. You opened the bedroom window just above your fire escape, the cool night air drawing goosebumps over your exposed skin, only a thin lace slip and matching panties adorning your frame. You crawled into bed, double checking your bedside drawer before pulling your comforter over your body, eagerly drifting off to sleep.

—

Spencer had been keeping a secret, one that he did not want you to know about, until today. A few weeks ago he’d stayed late to finish up some paperwork for the last case you’d been on, when his pen ran out of ink just as he was about to sign off the last document. He walked to your empty desk, reaching across it to grab a pen from the cup next to your monitor, when his arm brushed against your mouse, causing your display to light up.

He knew he shouldn’t snoop, but curiosity got the best of him, scanning through the title of each tab open on your browser until a certain website caught his eye. He went against his better judgment and clicked the tab, his jaw dropping upon viewing your profile, and with it, the graphic description of your sexual proclivities. His brain immediately cemented that information in his mind’s eye, fit to torture him for days after the encounter.

He couldn’t stop picturing himself fulfilling all of those desires for you, having to excuse himself to the bathroom several times a day to take care of the bulge in his pants just from being around you. He eventually bit the bullet, creating his own profile on the website and messaging you as an “anonymous” suitor, beyond pleased when the two of you hit it off. He felt bad not telling you, but this was a means to an end that would surely leave you both satisfied, and the devious part of him won out this time.

He did everything you asked, getting tested so he could fuck you raw, he was apprehensive about the risks of a potential pregnancy even without the fear of std transmission, but the way you begged so beautifully in your messages for him to creampie you was more than enough to convince him. The moment he got your message with your address, he went out and purchased a mask to conceal his identity just like you asked, and anxiously waited for nightfall.

—

The graze of fabric against your skin gently woke you as your bedding was pulled down off of your body, your mind clouded from the deep sleep you’d been sunk in seconds before. You rolled onto your back, starting to lift your head until a large hand clamped over your mouth, forcing your head back down onto your pillow. Your eyes widened, darting around the room before settling on the masked figure on top of you. You tried to scream against his palm, but the sound simply reverberated back against you, muffled by his strong grip.

His free hand made quick work of cutting off your slip, the thin fabric splitting easily against the blade of the knife in his grasp. You struggled underneath him, weakly pushing at his strong shoulders, feigning defense as the heartbeat in your cunt grew stronger by the second. You couldn’t believe this was actually happening, the adrenaline coursing through your veins making you feel almost high.

“Don’t fight it.” He hushed, holding the knife flush against your neck. You slowed your movements, settling for shifting your legs against his. He removed his hand from your mouth, freeing it up to gather your hands to pin them above your head as well as give you an opportunity to use your safe-word if need be.

He trailed the knife down your body, your chest heaving with shaky breaths as the blade scratched a small cut between your breasts, warm droplets of blood forming in it’s wake. He followed the curve of your body, leaving shallow kitten scratches until he reached your hip, using the tip of the knife to carve a heart into your skin. The sting of each movement set every nerve ending in your body on fire, the wetness pooling between your thighs increasing by the second.

He pressed his thumb to the wound, smearing the blood down to the waistband of your panties, using the digit to pull the fabric before letting it snap back against your skin. You gasped, your labored breaths growing more desperate as he brought the blade to slice the fabric, exposing your embarrassingly wet cunt.

“Look at how wet you are, you love this, don’t you?” The condescension in his tone felt almost half-hearted, and the more of his voice you heard, the more familiar he started to sound, but you couldn’t quite place why. You looked down at him, watching his every move as you tried to place him.

He set the knife on the bed, using his now free hand to yank his pants down, his hard cock slapping against his thigh. Your eyes went wide at his size, looking just long and thick enough to have you a little worried about being able to take him raw, but the thought of being stretched to your limits sent another wave of arousal straight to your core and helped quell that fear ever so slightly.

“If you don’t want this, just say the word.” His words dripped from his lips like honey, sickly sweet, and in that moment you had never felt more sure of your desire for anything in your life.

—

Spencer wondered if the way he was feeling was akin to that of religious psychosis, so engulfed in your very being that he ought to worship at your altar for the rest of his life, fit to carry out any act you requested of him.

His brain kept your description of your fantasy scrolling in the back of his mind, catering to everything you had written to a T in hopes of making this a night you’d never forget. The only thing at the forefront of his thoughts, however, was the intoxicating sounds you made every time he gripped or marked your skin. Each note sought to pull his focus, threatening his plan as it tempted him to lose control all together. He couldn’t do that, his conscience too righteous in its goal to keep you as pleased as possible.

He took his time, marking you just the way you’d requested, his cock twitching with every whimper that flowed out of you until he finally reached your core, the lace of your underwear glistening under the moonlight cast through your open window from how wet you were. He wanted to sink fully into you without a care in the world, but he had to make sure this was absolutely what you wanted. He was, to your knowledge, a stranger after all, and the last thing he wanted was for you to be uncomfortable in any way.

—

You frantically shook your head in acknowledgment, spreading your legs wider for him, ready for this tall stranger to finally be inside of you. Your eagerness spurred him on, a surge of confidence washing over him as he let go of your wrists, his large hands gripping your hips and pulling you further down the bed. He lifted your legs so your knees rested atop his shoulders, his rough movements making you gasp.

He brought his cock to your core, running the shaft through your slick folds before slapping the head against your clit a few times, the repeated hits making your hips jolt ever so slightly. He hummed low in the back of his throat, lining up his tip with your entrance before thrusting forward, bottoming out inside of you in one fell swoop.

“You’re so tight.” He grunted, one hand holding an iron grip on your thigh to hold your leg up, the other digging fingerprints into your hip. You gasped once more at the intrusion, feeling more full than ever before as he set a steady but unrelenting pace. Your gasp turned to crying moans, brows furrowed in awe at the way his cock stretched you so deliciously, prominent veins rubbing against the contours of your sensitive walls.

Each snap of his hips had his balls slapping against your ass, the lude sound mixing with his grunts and the wet squelching where your bodies met in the most intimate way, the decibel level in the room reaching an all-time high.

You bit your lip, trying to quiet yourself to at least somewhat lower the noise and not disturb your sleeping neighbors, but the absence of your desperate moans was not lost on him. His pace slowed, his left hand firmly gripping your chin to force you to look at his masked face. His eyes met yours through the thin slit in the dark fabric.

You knew those eyes, those big, soft brown irises, so comforting, yet darker than you recognized, pupils far more blown than you’d ever seen before. You knew him, but there was no way. Your mind must have been playing tricks on you, because there was no way that Spencer Reid would do anything this perverse, let alone with you.

“Louder, slut.” He squeezed your cheeks, forcing your lower lip out from under your bite.

“I-I’m not a slut.” You mumbled, barely above a whisper.

“Only a slut would leave her bedroom window open, practically begging a stranger to come in and fuck her.” This was far too brazen to be Spencer, you thought, a level of blunt confidence you’d never in a million years expect from him.

“I-I didn’t mean to.” You stuttered over your words, raising your voice in an attempt to half heartedly defend your actions.

“Well then, you should really be more careful next time.” He laughed, releasing his grip on your face before playfully slapping your cheek and increasing the pace of his thrusts, his now free hand finding your clit. His calloused thumb drew broad strokes over and over and over against your sensitive bundle of nerves, a knot tightening in your stomach as you drew closer and closer to your release. You turned your head, trying to bury your face in the pillow as you writhed underneath him, your body frantically looking for relief.

“Oh don’t be shy doll, let me see how much you’re enjoying this.” His tone was almost sing-song, clearly enjoying this just as much as you were. He pressed his body down closer to yours, almost pinning your thighs against your stomach, the change in angle forcing a borderline scream from your lungs, crying out strangled ‘uh’s with every stroke. You looked him in the eye, desperate to know if this deity above you could possibly be your nerdy coworker, and every interaction you’d had with him flashed before your eyes.

Every fleeting glance he took at your chest or your ass, the way he lingered behind you in the field, feeling his presence even when you couldn’t see him. You couldn’t think of a time he wasn’t around a corner when you turned it, always near whenever you needed his help on a case. You always secretly hoped he'd make a move sooner or later, but you never thought it would be anything like this.

He was omnipotent, knowing exactly how to make you feel things you’d never felt before, pushing your body to levels of pleasure you never thought possible. You thought you might disappear, your brain short-circuiting as you tried to make sense of everything, finally understanding why the French refer to orgasms as the little death.

Your walls fluttered around him, the sounds leaving you reduced to pathetic whimpers as your vocal chords grew strained.

“That’s it, cum on my cock, angel.” He groaned, his thrusts growing increasingly desperate. The pet name surprised you, but if he saw you as an angel, how fitting considering how godlike he felt to you in that moment. You could tell he was close, and if your orgasm was what would get him to cum inside you, then so be it. Your eyes glazed over, your hands clawing at his back as you chanted ‘fuck, fuck, fuck’ like a mantra, wave after wave of euphoria washing over every nerve in your body.

—

Spencer was a man possessed, his primal urges leaving his mind completely uninhibited, so lost in your body that he thought he might need divine intervention to ever leave you.

He didn’t quite understand where the sudden dominant urge coursing through his veins had come from, but he didn’t care to dwell too much on the thought, content to fuck you into the mattress until you screamed his name.

He knew that wouldn’t happen, but he secretly hoped you’d realize who he was, wishing for nothing more than for you to want him for him. His heart felt like it may burst at the thought, the desire to be wanted as he was ever-lingering inside of it, that being the very motivation behind his lingering tendencies from the start.

As your heat contracted around him, he felt an embrace like no other, hoping the myth of twin flames to be true. If this connection wasn’t proof of it, how could he rationally explain anything? He knew the scientific reasoning behind it, but it didn’t feel like enough, such a finite explanation for a feeling so sempiternal.

He wondered if you felt the same way too, so lost in his every desire that he let himself dive into the delusion, using the pet name he wished he could call you every day for eternity.

Your chants and cries as you came set him free, his hips stuttering as he finally filled your aching cunt to the brim with his seed. He hovered above you, catching his breath, watching your expression soften as you rode out your orgasm, practically glowing.

When he finally snapped out of his lust-fueled haze, he fully remembered his role, pulling out of you and quickly scrambling to stand, fixing his pants and underwear. You had agreed to his departure after, and as badly as he wanted to hold you until you drifted off to sleep, he respected your wishes more than his wants. He walked to the window, lifting his leg to climb out of it when you cleared your throat, drawing his attention. He turned, seeing you sit up, hazy smile on your face.

“Thank you.” You sighed, and he gave a nod of acknowledgement before slipping out of the window and into the night.

—

When you awoke, you had a couple minutes of doubt in which you thought the events of the night before had all been a dream, until you moved to get out of bed and winced at sting from the shallow marks adorning your body and the dull ache between your legs. You smiled to yourself, before looking at your phone and realizing what time it was. You were going to be late, and panic set in when you realized you’d have to go to work in the makeup you’d fallen asleep in last night.

You rushed out the door, checking your makeup in a compact mirror in your car, wiping a small bit of smudged mascara off of your brow bone before walking into work.

“Fun night?” Derek quipped as you walked through the doors, always the first to poke fun at your perceived escapades.

“You could say that.” You laughed, setting your handbag on your desk before joining the team to walk to the conference room.

“What happened?” Penelope asked, almost panicked, taking your arm in her hand and pointing to the only visible cut on your body.

“Oh that’s nothing, I just scraped my arm on my car door.” You reassured, smiling at her. As much as you loved your best friend, she didn’t need to know the truth of your little white lie.

“You should really be more careful next time.” Spencer’s voice came from behind you, his hand gently resting on your hip before squeezing right where the heart shaped cut from the night before was inlaid in your skin. His words reverberated in the space between your ears as your brain processed what he’d just said.

Realization hit you like a semi truck, your lips parting in shock. Your suspicions had been correct, and you almost wanted to turn around and kiss then interrogate him right there. You couldn’t do that though, having a full work day in front of both of you.

Now you just had to figure out a time and place to broach the subject with him without completely humiliating yourself.

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part 2 can be found here

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[wildtales1973]

What it would actually be like to date various HBOWAR men (modern au):

by me and @guarnerepdf

Speirs:

-is a cokehead finance bro

-you wake up in the middle of the night to him watching you sleep with no explanation given, just an eery smile

-is gaslighting you for purposes unknown (moving your furniture one inch to the left etc)

-buys you the fucking tackiest expensive jewelry and designer clothes as random gifts but half of it is fake

-you justify staying because he takes you to NOBU but you’re afraid to google him

-malarkey keeps telling you he's a serial killer but he has such beautiful hair

-lipton keeps handing you domestic violence brochures when he thinks no one is looking. you throw them away because you want that fucking ugly gucci belt! and the staring is sort of charming after a while

-possibly has a secret child that he is hiding from you. you're not sure.

-the first time you have sex he chokes you without asking and is confused when you get mad at him over it.

-does coke while eating dry fruit loops cereal in the morning. somehow looks hot while doing it.

Liebgott and Webster:

-challengers level toxic throuple, these two come as a pair!

-liebgott is xanned out so badly on the regular that he does not remember the last time he washed his hands.

-lieb met bill and toye in rehab and now all his friends are undergrads even though he's going on thirty.

-lieb won't kiss you in the morning "goddamn it woman, brush your teeth" but will kiss webster no problem!

-lieb likes webster more, but web likes you more because you don't call him slurs and you let him rant to you about sharks.

-you and web unionize at some point to get liebgott back into rehab. when he's gone you realize your relationship is 200 million times healthier but also extremely boring. you take him back the minute he releases himself AMA.

-lieb cannot figure out how to work tiktok, meanwhile webster has 100k subscribers on youtube and does grwm story time videos.

-you once had to be driven home by babe from the gas station after lieb kicked you out of the car. the fight was because he didn't believe you when you said you were allergic to gluten. babe lets you play cinnamon girl by lana del rey on the way home.

-lieb keeps trying to weaponize therapy language against you, 'baby you're fucking gaslighting me!' webster just makes it worse when he tries to explain what the terms actually mean.

Bill:

-you start dating Bill after he steals you away from Babe. Babe was nice, but you got the ick immediately after realizing he's not the leader of the friend group.

-bill sends you disgusting dick pics with extremely poor lighting. you can see his bottle of lotion in the background.

-you think it's sweet that he brings flowers when you go out until you realize they're stolen from the neighbor's flowerbed.

-you have an extremely lavish jersey shore wedding that culminates in a horrible fight when he shoves cake in your face ruining your 400 dollar makeup (that you paid for) and your 2000 dollar dress (that you paid for). during your vows babe has to hold himself back from saying something when the priest asks if there are any objections.

-DIRTY fingernails! does not wash his hands. gives you a UTI but doesn't understand that it's his fault.

-Doesn't cheat but is always on the brink of it.

-Follows multiple swimsuit models on Insta, claims it's okay because 'sweetheart, listen, it's all on the screen!'

-Is so cheap he refuses to pay for extra sugar for your coffee, 'you've had it bitter before, babe.' you are ready to murder him. takes you to chili's and acts like it's a michelin star restaurant.

Talbert:

-cheats on you immediately. within the first week.

-sends you anonymous texts to get STD tested, too scared to actually go to the clinic but is certain he's dying of syphilis.

-cries to lip for an hour when you leave him for speirs.

Gale Cleven:

-'sweetheart. are you really gonna wear that out to dinner? it's a bit...well... risque.'

-accuses you of being an alchoholic every time you drink, but Bucky has done four Jeagerbombs tonight and isn't getting any lectures. Also. Why is Bucky with you two on your date night?

-is straight but keeps stringing Bucky along because he reminds him of his father and for narcissism reasons.

-marge messages you on facebook to warn you about him, and also to sell you on her new MLM scheme.

-bucky keeps giving you mean little grins as he hangs off your man....you are very close to murdering him.

-you finally leave him after he calls you daddy in bed. not mommy. but daddy.

Bucky:

-gives you chlamidya three weeks into dating. gaslights you into thinking you got it from sitting on a public toilet seat.

-drives drunk while you're in the passenger seat, goes above 90 and almost kills the both of you.

-is in love with gale and you both know it but refuses to talk about it.

-laughs when you start crying over your new STD diagnosis.

-is the worst boyfriend in the entire world. do not date this man!

Leckie:

-cheats on you with vera, but has a jealous meltdown everytime you talk to hoosier at house parties. you were literally just asking the man for a lighter.

-hoosier is stirring shit up for shits and giggles. he keeps liking your thirst trap insta photos, commenting 'photo cred'

-cries when you confront him about cheating. writes a poem to you about how badly hurt he was by the whole situation. says he only did it because that's how he was raised! no one taught him how to love properly!!

-exploits his family trauma at any given opportunity, shameless about it

-writes you sweet yet cringy love poems

-chuckler keeps trying to warn you but is so awkward about it that you just end up super confused

-blows up the minute you try and critique his writing

-tells you you're acting 'just like you're mother!' during arguments

-eventually you break up because you cheat on him with hoosier and he cheats on you again with vera

Hoosier:

-completely emotionally unavailable

-laughs at you in the middle of a fight, then when you storm out he stares at the wall for four hours straight. no blinking. no moving.

-goes to chuckler thinking he's dying because he has a 'weird feeling in his stomach.' the feeling is literally just a crush.

-catches leckie flirting with you. doesn't cause a scene but DOES immediately cheat on you as a retaliatory action. has no idea why you're mad about it.

-determined to hurt you before you hurt him.

-somehow makes you think you're in the wrong due to the sheer FORCE of his conviction that it was okay for him to cheat on you.

-you two break up but get back together after having a baby. the baby is possibly not hoosier's but he's a genuinely good father. (the baby very obviously has leckie's face. no one is fooled.)

-during your wedding ceremony leckie has to be thrown out after making the worst best man speech of all time.

-parent teacher conferences are a nightmare because your child is biting the other kids and is failing all her classes. hoosier blames you for not helping her with her homework. you all go out to souplantation afterwards and he keeps dropping barbs about you being a dumbass.

-the two of you stay married for 40 beautiful years before dying of old age. within those 40 years you separate and get back together a total of 5 times. leckie somehow outlives you both.

Luz:

-is sweet and lovely and handsome and makes you laugh a lot but

-you're banned from six movie theatres, three bars, the pier, disneyland, and a froyo shop

-you don't even LIKE froyo but the fact that you can't fucking go there anymore is driving you up the wall

-you got kicked out of disneyland because he got into a fistfight with donald duck

-his mother HATES you. she is the ultimate boy mom. they are constantly talking about you in Portuguese behind your back. she wears white to your wedding.

-cannot go grocery shopping because he's stopped every five feet by some old acquaintance. you have no idea how he knows any of these people!

Eugene:

-you're his beard but he doesn't know it

-is the ideal gay boyfriend/husband

-buys you flowers and takes you out on beautiful dates. cringes when you try to kiss him

-everything would be PERFECT except snafu keeps creating dummy accounts to harass you, drives by your house at all hours of the night, and you're pretty sure he's planning to SWAT you.

-eugene has no idea why you hate snafu? he's such a sweet guy!

Babe:

-you're a bit embarrassed to tell your friends you're dating him....he's sweet but just so dorky

-almost puked on you after taking a dab at bill's house. you had to comfort him for ten minutes

-long suffering angel who you cheat on because you know he's just too good for you.... better to hurt him before he leaves you first!

-is popular on tiktok somehow. you have no idea how this happened but it did

[drdemonprince]

Hello! You have opened a fascinating door into kink communities I didn't even know existed. Thanks for that. I was describing some of your steamworks adventures to my partner, who works as a Disease Intervention Specialist (aka DIS, a government healthcare worker who administers free/low-cost STD testing and then attempts to track down and notify+test the recent sexual partners of any infected individuals). (He brings some INSANE stories home from work and gets to give sex ed talks at the local Christian college using a model penis that actually ejaculates--but I digress.) He was horrified by the hypothetical situation where an infected person could have blindfolded sex with an unknown number of nameless strangers. It's hard enough trying to track down partners when the patient only knew them by their Grindr username. How do you have safe sex in these situations? Some STDs can be transmitted via skin-to-skin contact even with a condom. Do venues like steamworks enforce any rules around testing/protection/etc.?

If your partner is 'horrified' by the actual sex lives of the populations he ostensibly serves I think he needs to read more from harm reductionist thinkers and queer activists from a variety of past eras and work on processing his feelings of judgement to ensure it doesn't impact his actions in that line of work.

The books and Melancholia and Moralism, Saving Our Own Lives, and Beyond Shame: Reclaiming the Abandoned History of Radical Gay Sexuality are good places to start.

If you're having anonymous or blindfolded sex in cruising spaces, one route of managing risks is to assume that every person there could be infected with STIs you do not have and to plan accordingly. Vaccines, condoms, PreP, testing, and education are just some of the tools at one's disposal, and one should always be cognizant of the risks that one is consenting to. Steamworks has sexual health educators and testers present within their space regularly, but they don't gatekeep based on serostatus, health status, drug regimen or use of protection -- doing so wouldn't be feasible and would be problematic on multiple grounds.

I don't believe the goal of a public health initiative or a life well lived is to eliminate all risk, or to regard the presence of any infection in any human body as unacceptable, but rather to empower people to make informed decisions about the level of risk they are comfortable confronting, or that is worth the numerous benefits to them.

Personally, I was in far greater danger when I didn't have access to such spaces. Cruising spaces make negotiating sexual consent far safer than privately dating and hooking up with someone, and Steamworks are vitally important queer community spaces, and for me are well worth the trade off. No one should have any illusions about this ever being an experience that they can eliminate all risk from, rather they should anticipate it and plan for it.

I think "safe sex" is an unhelpful framework to pursue because it is so binary and can't ever be guaranteed. What does safety mean? Which types of exposures do we consider to be "unsafe"? Am I unsafe if I encounter another person who, like me, has had a cold sore before, like 80% of the population? Or someone who has a strain of HPV I am vaccinated against? What about if I have an encounter with somebody with a cold? I'm "safer" being fucked by an HIV positive person who is undetectable and wearing a condom than I am having barrier free sex with a long term partner who cheats. I can't even know I'm taking a risk in the latter case; at Steamworks, I'm assuming my risk level to be on the high end and planning accordingly.

I understand that testing and tracing are important parts of public health for our populations. It was vitally important when monkeypox broke out. Maybe Steamworks should collect member emails and alert them if there was a reported transmission on a night that they visited. Though even then, there are some negative public health implications to dozens of people panicking. But there is no means of eliminating all risk entirely or tracing all human sexual behavior and I would be myself pretty horrified if there was.

[weirdguides]

A Comprehensive Guide to Navigating the Underground Sex Trade

Disclaimer: This narrative is a raw, uncensored exploration of the hidden world, designed to empower and safeguard women who choose to challenge societal norms and authority. It's a non-fictional, strategic guide that delves deep into the intricacies of survival and success in this illicit domain.

Chapter 1: Deciphering the Legal Maze

Unveiling the Legal Landscape: Before embarking on this journey, it's crucial to understand the laws that you seek to defy. Prostitution laws vary globally, from outright prohibition to decriminalization and even legalization in some jurisdictions. Research the specific statutes in your intended area of operation. Are sex workers, pimps, clients, or all three criminalized? This knowledge will shape your tactics.

Analyzing Enforcement Patterns: Law enforcement agencies differ in their approach to prostitution. Study the local police's tactics. Are they actively conducting sting operations and raids, or do they maintain a more passive presence? Identifying hot spots for police activity will help you steer clear of potential traps. Stay updated on the latest enforcement trends through discreet channels and underground networks.

Chapter 2: Choosing Your Path

Street Trade: Risks and Rewards: Streetwalking is a high-risk, high-reward strategy. If you choose this path, scout for less-traveled, dimly lit streets, avoiding popular red-light districts. Develop a keen sense of awareness, learning to identify potential clients and undercover police. Discretion is paramount; blend into the shadows and trust your instincts for survival. Traveling in small groups can increase safety but also increases potential to draw attention.

Brothels and Hidden Establishments: Operating from an established location offers a sense of security. Seek out illegal brothels or massage parlors that operate under the radar. These places often have connections and systems in place to ensure anonymity. However, be cautious, as they might be under surveillance or outright honeypots. Use aliases, and never disclose personal details, ensuring your identity remains protected.

The Escort Route: Disguise as Legitimacy: Becoming an escort allows for a more sophisticated facade. Create anonymous profiles on encrypted platforms catering to clients seeking discretion. Establish a reputation for yourself, but always prioritize safety. Thoroughly vet clients, and consider employing a trusted intermediary to arrange meetings, ensuring you remain one step removed from potential danger.

Chapter 3: Safeguarding Your Identity and Freedom

Anonymity as Armor: Protecting your true identity is a cornerstone of survival. Create and maintain a separate persona for this world. Never share personal information, and avoid carrying documents that can expose your real identity. Use encrypted communication tools, and frequently change your contact methods to prevent tracking.

Screening Clients: A Vital Practice: Your safety hinges on careful client selection. Always meet in public places for the initial encounter, and trust your instincts. Implement a rigorous screening process, including references from other sex workers or verification through discreet, trusted online communities. Be vigilant for signs of law enforcement or potential threats. Ask for an up to date STD test for your safety.

Communication Tactics: Encryption is your ally. Utilize secure messaging apps like signal and temporary phone or anonymous numbers to communicate with clients and colleagues. Regularly update your online presence, erasing any digital footprints that could compromise your identity. Maintain a network of trusted contacts, but exercise caution in sharing information, even within this circle.

Chapter 4: Evading Authority and Surveillance

Mastering Disguise: Your appearance is a powerful tool. Learn the art of disguise, adapting your look to blend into different environments. When not working, shed your trade persona, becoming a chameleon in plain sight. Invest in makeup, wigs, and accessories that aid in transforming your appearance, making it harder for anyone to recognize you.

Knowing Your Legal Rights: Understand your legal rights during police interactions. You have the right to remain silent, and sometimes, silence is your most potent defense. Familiarize yourself with local search and seizure laws to protect yourself from unlawful intrusions. Remember, the less you reveal, the more power you hold.

Confronting Raids and Arrest: Prepare for the worst-case scenario. If faced with a police raid, maintain your composure. Do not resist arrest, as it may escalate the situation. Document any rights violations and seek legal counsel experienced in defending sex workers' rights. Remember, knowledge of your rights is a powerful tool in navigating the justice system.

Chapter 5: Financial Sovereignty

Cash and Cryptocurrency: In the underground economy, cash is king. Set up multiple anonymous bank accounts if possible to deposit your earnings. Consider cryptocurrencies for added financial secrecy, but be careful, Cryptocurrency like Bitcoin isn't anonymous by default. While money laundering is illegal, exploring techniques to obscure the source of your income can reduce the risk of detection.

Evasive Financial Tactics: Tax evasion is a necessary skill. Maintain a low financial profile to avoid scrutiny from tax authorities. Structure your finances to minimize paper trails, and consider investing in assets that are difficult to trace, such as precious metals, cryptocurrencies or both.

Building a Safety Net: Prioritize saving a portion of your earnings. This nest egg will provide financial security, allowing you to exit the trade if needed. It also ensures a backup in case of legal complications, where you might need to pay for legal counsel or bail.

Chapter 6: Community and Self-Preservation

Building a Support Network: Navigating this world can be isolating. Cultivate a small, trusted circle of colleagues or friends who understand your lifestyle. Mutual support and information sharing can enhance your safety and provide emotional respite.

Self-Defense and Security: Invest in self-defense training to protect yourself physically. Learn to identify and handle dangerous situations, and always prioritize your safety above all else. Carry discreet self-defense tools, and remain vigilant, especially in unfamiliar territories.

Mental Resilience: Engaging in this profession can take a toll on your mental health. Develop coping mechanisms and seek support to process the emotional challenges. Remember, your well-being is paramount, and self-care is an act of resistance against a society that seeks to control and oppress.

Conclusion: The Underground Odyssey

Embarking on a journey into the underground sex trade is a bold defiance of societal norms and authority. This guide has unveiled strategies to minimize risks, but it's essential to acknowledge the inherent perils.

Weird Guides presents this information to empower individuals, especially women, to make informed choices and protect themselves from abuse and overzealous government intrusion. The choice to enter this realm is yours alone, but with knowledge and caution, you can navigate the shadows with resilience and autonomy.

In the dance between breaking free and staying hidden, remember that every step carries consequences. Stay informed, stay vigilant, and always trust your instincts in this complex and clandestine world.

[sproutingseed1]

How Are Donors Screened? The Scientific Side of Mumbai's Sperm Donation Centres

When it comes to sperm donation Mumbai, most people know the basic idea, a donor gives a sample that helps someone else conceive. But few truly understand the meticulous scientific process that happens behind the scenes. At any reputable sperm donation centre Mumbai, donor screening is a critical step that ensures safety, genetic compatibility and ethical practices.

In this blog, we’ll explore how sperm donors are selected, tested and approved demystifying what goes into creating a trusted sperm bank Mumbai.

Initial Application and Background Check

The journey of a sperm donor in sperm donation centre Mumbai begins with a detailed questionnaire. It covers:

Personal and family medical history (up to 3 generations)

Lifestyle habits (smoking, alcohol, drug use)

Sexual health and past infections

Education and career background

Many centres, especially reputed art bank in Mumbai facilities, also look for emotional stability, responsibility and genuine willingness to help others.

Physical and Semen Examination

Once the initial profile is shortlisted, the donor undergoes:

Physical examination: Height, weight, blood pressure, and general health

Semen analysis: This includes sperm count, motility (movement), morphology (shape), and volume. Not all healthy men meet the strict parameters required by a sperm donation center in Mumbai.

Samples are frozen and thawed to test viability after cryopreservation, a standard step followed by any professional sperm bank Mumbai.

Infectious Disease Screening

Safety is non-negotiable in sperm donation Mumbai. Donors are screened for:

HIV (I & II)

Hepatitis B and C

Syphilis

CMV (Cytomegalovirus)

HTLV and other STDs

Samples are typically quarantined for 6 months. After this period, donors are re-tested to ensure there’s no window-period infection.

Genetic Testing and Carrier Screening

Modern sperm donation centre Mumbai go a step further by conducting:

Karyotyping (to detect chromosomal abnormalities)

Carrier screening for diseases like Thalassemia, Cystic Fibrosis, SMA and more.

This ensures that future offspring are less likely to inherit genetic disorders, a key concern for recipient families.

Psychological Evaluation

A sperm donor isn't just a biological contributor. At leading sperm donation centers in Mumbai, trained counselors assess mental well-being, commitment, and understanding of the process. This ensures that donors are emotionally stable and aware of potential long-term implications.

Identity & Profile Creation

After passing all stages, the donor’s profile is added to the art bank in Mumbai, including:

Physical traits

Education and hobbies

Personality notes (sometimes based on psychological testing)

Donor's consent regarding anonymity or identity disclosure, as per ICMR guidelines

These details help prospective parents select a donor who aligns with their preferences.

Why This Process Matters

In the field of sperm donation Mumbai, quality and ethics are everything. The rigorous screening ensures:

Healthy and viable sperm

Minimized risk of infection or genetic disease

Transparency and trust in the fertility journey

With increasing demand, a trusted sperm donation centre Mumbai is not just a service provider, it’s a partner in building safe, healthy families.

Final Thoughts

If you're considering sperm donation either as a donor or recipient, choosing a reputable sperm donation center in Mumbai is crucial. The best centres follow strict screening, advanced diagnostics, and clear ethical practices, making Mumbai one of the leading destinations for fertility solutions.

Whether it's a certified sperm bank Mumbai or an integrated ART bank in Mumbai, knowing the scientific process behind donor selection can give you the confidence to take the next step with clarity.

[honeyriot]

Porn is supposedly regulated yet white supremacists have accounts on social media where they beat strangle and hurt WOC so bad they end up with permanent brain damage and many kill themselves. In Australia illegal brothels outnumber legal ones 4 to 1. In Germany the amount of foreign women grossly outnumber domestic women. In the NL trafficking is the norm because the supposed regulations don't work. Men will not sign a registry or have their anonymity revealed. Men do not need to get std tests. In India, where the concept of sex work unions were formed by the pimps, girls are born into brothels but still considered "sex workers" by liberals like you. Many prostituted women report being trapped in the trade and are indeed victims of male violence. Women are hurt by men. This is antifeminist rhetoric.

[allaboutmedical]

STD Test Singapore: A Complete Guide to Sexual Health Screening

Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs) are a serious health concern, and regular testing is essential for early detection and treatment. If you are sexually active, getting an STD test Singapore is one of the best ways to protect yourself and your partners from infections.

Why STD Testing is Important

Many STDs do not show symptoms in the early stages, making them easy to overlook. Without testing, infections can go undetected and lead to complications such as infertility, organ damage, and increased risk of HIV. Testing helps in:

Early detection and timely treatment

Preventing the spread of infections

Ensuring peace of mind for you and your partner

Maintaining overall sexual health

Common STDs Tested in Singapore

STD screening covers a variety of infections, including:

HIV: A blood test to detect HIV antibodies or antigens.

Chlamydia & Gonorrhea: Urine or swab test to check for bacterial infections.

Syphilis: Blood test to detect antibodies.

Herpes (HSV-1 & HSV-2): Blood test or swab from an active sore.

Hepatitis B & C: Blood test to check for liver infections.

HPV (Human Papillomavirus): Pap smear or HPV DNA test for women.

Where to Get an STD Test in Singapore

STD testing is widely available at various healthcare facilities, including:

Public hospitals and polyclinics

Private general practitioners (GPs) and sexual health clinics

Specialized STD clinics for confidential and discreet testing

Anonymous HIV testing centers for those seeking additional privacy

How STD Testing Works

The testing process is straightforward and confidential. Here’s what to expect:

Consultation: A doctor will assess your risk and recommend suitable tests.

Sample Collection: Depending on the test, you may provide a urine, blood, or swab sample.

Results & Follow-Up: Some tests provide same-day results, while others take a few days. If positive, treatment or further evaluation will be recommended.

Cost of STD Testing in Singapore

The cost of STD testing varies depending on the type of test and the healthcare provider. Public clinics generally offer more affordable options, while private clinics may charge higher fees for faster and more discreet services.

Preventing STDs and Staying Healthy

Practice safe sex by using condoms consistently.

Get vaccinated for Hepatitis B and HPV to reduce the risk of infection.

Go for regular screenings, especially if you have multiple partners.

Communicate openly with your partner about sexual health.

Final Thoughts

Regular STD testing is a responsible step towards maintaining good sexual health. Whether you are experiencing symptoms or just want peace of mind, getting an STD test in Singapore ensures early detection and treatment, protecting both you and your loved ones. Prioritize your health and get tested today.

[crosstreetmedical]

How to Prepare for Your STD Test in Singapore?

Preparing for an STD test in Singapore is straightforward, but there are some key steps to follow to ensure accurate results. Visit a MOH-approved STD clinic, GP, or private specialist.Consider anonymous testing at designated clinics if privacy is a concern.Some clinics offer walk-in testing, while others require an appointment.Common STDs tested include HIV, syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, HPV, herpes, and hepatitis B/C.If you have symptoms, a doctor may recommend specific tests based on your concerns.

[gattmammon]

Next in "stuff that has been incomprehensibly approved for a blaze": a bit of medical misinfo/scaremongering from someone who is possibly having a mental health crisis.

I don't want to be too harsh because yeah you should definitely go get yourself checked if you have the symptoms described. BUT.

The bacteria that causes syphilis is called Treponema pallidum. "Pallidum" is in there because it's indeed "pale", almost transparent. Not only you need a microscope to see it, it also need to be treated with colorant to become visible. Thats why it was isolated relatively late. You would NOT be able to see it on the skin. What you WOULD be able to see is the sores themselves, which are the first symptoms and have a very typical presentation and Yes please go to a doctor if you get genital sores.

If one of your eyes is suddenly going out of alignment you should be seeing a doctor immediately regardless. Like. Hopefully I don't need you to tell you this? But it's not a sign of syphilis. It's a sign of neurological damage that can be caused by syphilis, but also by a shitton of other things- infections of many kinds, trauma, a stroke.

If your syphilis is already at the neurological damage stage then you have been ignoring painful genital sores for weeks now. I'm not saying that's impossible, but it's definitely weird to me that the eye thing is like pointed out so insistently when even the graphics show there are several other possible symptoms.

There are people rightfully commenting that this triggered their OCD. It's not entirely medical misinfo (STDs ARE seeing a new surge since newer generations are less educated on safe sex apparently, and if left untreated syphilis CAN lead to some serious neurological consequences) but we have tests that can be performed safely and anonymously and early stage syphilis is completely curable with antibiotics, so I feel even the information that is accurate is conveyed in a very scaremongering way.

Also, if you scroll down the person's blog you'll immediately find the kind of word salad (I'm not being flippant, that's the term) and obsessive/paranoid thinking that is compatible with a psychotic episode. This is why I cut off the name of the blog. I don't want anybody to harass this person. I just don't understand why again tumblr seems to have strict vetting only for like. Transgender people and Gaza fundraisers. But triggering medical scaremongering from someone who might be mentally unwell is A-OK.

[floatiessmx]

won't be posting on here anymore someone always trying to counter everything I post when I know the truth. He has never had an STD and if I state he is very very careful why would he be putting on condoms late or taking them off early? All players get tested by the club doctors whenever they want.

i think anons just get curious /question things especially when you’re also on anonymous

[gigolosheydrabad]

Gigolo Job in Hyderabad

Gigolo Job in Hyderabad:

Are you looking for a high-paying gigolo job in Hyderabad? Whether you’re new to the world of escort services or want to explore your opportunities, Hyderabad offers a lucrative market for male escorts and gigolos. Let’s dive deep into what you need to know before getting started, from eligibility criteria to salary structure, and risks to benefits.

Why Is This Important?

Being able to interact with a wide variety of people, regardless of their caste, creed, religion, body type, or social standing, is part of what makes a gigolo successful. When you treat clients with respect and dignity, you foster trust and build a reputation that brings repeat business. Platforms like Yoooo.App encourage inclusivity and ensure that gigolos and clients feel safe, respected, and valued.

For a successful career as a gigolo, it’s not just about looks or physicality. Your open-mindedness, understanding of diversity, and respectful approach to people’s differences are what set you apart and help you thrive in this industry

Eligibility to Become a Gigolo in Hyderabad

Not everyone qualifies for this exclusive job. Here’s what you need to meet before considering the role:

Age Requirement: You must be at least 21 years old.

Physical Fitness: A good physique and appearance are essential. Regular workouts and grooming can make a significant difference.

Health Status: Regular health check-ups and STD tests are a must. Clients value discretion and cleanliness.

Communication Skills: Fluency in English, Hindi, and Telugu can boost your demand.

Confidence and Discretion: You should feel confident in intimate situations and be able to handle sensitive encounters with complete discretion.

Benefits of Gigolo Jobs

Working as a gigolo comes with several benefits:

Flexible Working Hours: You decide when to work and whom to work with.

High Income Potential: Gigolo jobs are among the highest-paying in the escort industry.

Networking Opportunities: Meeting high-profile clients may open doors to other opportunities.

Discretion and Privacy: Platforms like Yoooo.App ensure anonymity for both clients and gigolos.

Risks and Legalities in Gigolo Jobs

While lucrative, gigolo jobs come with potential risks. Here’s what you should consider:

Health Risks: Engage in safe practices to avoid STDs and infections. Always use protection and follow hygienic measures.

Legal Concerns: Escort services exist in a grey area in India. Prostitution is illegal, but being paid for companionship or escorting is generally allowed. Consult legal experts to know your rights.

Reputation: Confidentiality is key, but be prepared for the possibility of someone recognizing you.

Client Safety: Always screen clients and meet in secure locations to avoid danger.

Comfort with Diversity: An Essential Requirement for Gigolos

As a gigolo, one crucial aspect is being open and comfortable meeting people from various backgrounds. Clients come from all walks of life, and it’s important to treat each encounter with respect and professionalism.

Here are the things you should be prepared for:

Caste and Creed: In a diverse country like India, clients may belong to different castes and creeds. Having an inclusive mindset is essential. Discrimination based on caste is not tolerated, and you must be respectful regardless of cultural differences.

Religion: Clients may follow different religious beliefs, and understanding the importance of respecting those beliefs is critical. Whether they come from Hindu, Muslim, Christian, or other religious backgrounds, it's key to ensure a non-judgmental attitude in all interactions.

Body Types: Gigolos often work with clients of varying body types, from slender to curvy or plus-sized. Being body-positive and ensuring that clients feel comfortable and confident in your presence is vital. A gigolo must be able to appreciate beauty in its many forms.

Social and Economic Status: Clients may vary from high-profile, wealthy individuals to more modest or middle-class backgrounds. Regardless of their status, each client deserves the same level of attention, care, and professionalism.

Marital Status: You’ll often encounter clients who are married, divorced, or single. It’s important not to pass judgment or make assumptions about their relationship status. Your job is to provide companionship and services as agreed, without involving personal opinions on their private lives.

Gigolo Services and Rate Chart

Below is a detailed table outlining various services offered by gigolos, along with their rates based on time. These rates can vary depending on the client's requirements and the gigolo's experience and popularity.

Service Type

Duration

Rate (₹)

Escort Companionship

1 Hour

₹3,000 - ₹5,000

2-3 Hours

₹5,000 - ₹8,000

6 Hours

₹10,000+

Full Day (8+ hours)

₹15,000 - ₹20,000

Intimate Services

1 Hour

₹10,000 - ₹15,000

2-3 Hours

₹15,000 - ₹25,000

Overnight (8-10 hours)

₹30,000 - ₹50,000

Roleplay & Fetish Services

1 Hour

₹12,000 - ₹18,000

2-3 Hours

₹18,000 - ₹25,000

Overnight (8-10 hours)

₹35,000 - ₹55,000

Travel Companion

Full Day (24 hours)

₹40,000 - ₹60,000

Weekend (2-3 Days)

₹1,00,000+

VIP Exclusive Services

1 Day (24 Hours)

₹1,00,000+

Weekend (2-3 Days)

₹2,00,000+

Service Breakdown

Escort Companionship: Involves attending social events, parties, or dinners with clients. Physical intimacy is usually not included unless agreed upon separately.

Intimate Services: Focuses on physical intimacy, and the rates vary based on the duration of the service. This is one of the more in-demand services.

Roleplay & Fetish Services: Specialized services where clients may have specific fantasies or fetishes that require roleplay. These services are often more expensive due to their niche nature.

Travel Companion: Gigolos accompany clients on trips or vacations. This service includes companionship and intimacy over an extended period, often over days.

VIP Exclusive Services: Premium clients may book gigolos exclusively for multiple days, offering significant compensation in return for complete attention and discretion.

Terms and Conditions of Gigolo Jobs on Yoooo.App

When joining Yoooo.App as a gigolo, you must adhere to the following terms and conditions:

Legal Age: All gigolos must be 21+ years old.

Health Certifications: Regular STD testing and health check-ups are mandatory.

Confidentiality: Both clients and gigolos agree to keep all encounters private.

No Forced Services: Gigolos are free to accept or decline services based on their comfort level.

Termination Rights: Yoooo.App reserves the right to terminate any gigolo profile if they fail to comply with the platform’s terms.

Payment Process: All payments are processed securely through the platform to ensure fairness and protection.

[nemuriga]

alright midnight sex headcanons under the cut

she is the most versatile ever. she will be whatever her partner wants her to be she is at your service. you need a dominate, take charge partner? you want a submissive partner? you like brats? you want to be taken care of? she's the one for you.

foreplay for her takes awhile. she will want to have you so ready you may start crying. if you can she will make you cum a few times before the main event. she wants you to get off.

cock warming is one of her favorites. literally let her sit on your lap with your dick inside her and she's content or if you want to sit on a strap and just chill she's down too. if you're done fucking and want to just stay inside her and cuddle that's just fine with her.

she does own a lot of toys mostly to give her partner whatever they want or need she has a chest and a play room she is ready for any kink or fetish.

despite her seeming promiscuity she does not do anonymous hookups. she needs to have some sort of emotional connection to you to sleep with you. however, she'll make out with anyone it's her favorite thing to do.

she likes to be marked whether it's in a hidden or visible place. she's here for it and honestly if it's hidden it makes her even more turned on because it's just your little secret.

she is vocal about her wants she is not afraid to tell you what she needs you to do for her to feel good, but orgasming is not always her goal. she enjoys the act of sex and the intimacy of it so if she doesn't cum don't worry she still had a lot of fun.

she likes to be cum in. literally nothing to add besides she is unable to have children so don't worry about unwanted pregnancies.

goes without saying but she is meticulous about safe sex she will want you to be tested for std's regularly if you are having sex with other people besides her.

midnight has been known to squirt so if you wanna fuck her make sure you have a towel ready or are expecting to get wet.

[trekkie-lkm-archive]

Info: Uhura goes to McCoy for a gynecological exam.

He dxes an STD.

This means he has to call in Spock for testing/treatment as well.

Options (mix and match): -Spock finds the exam arousing. -Spock finds it arousing to imagine Uhura being examined. -Spock finds the fact the existence of this evidence of her previous sex life (which he knew about intellectually but that's different) arousing. -Spock confesses this means [other crew member] needs testing, too. (thread)

Fill: 1/1

Author: anonymous

Archive Link

[harryfeatgaga]

Tempted to put my ex situationships phone number into one of those websites that send anonymous texts saying a partner of yours contacted a std and you should get tested lol

JDFHBGHUIJFNHJ DO IT

[thehooliganhangoutspot]

Hey! TerrorTubby here. Hope you all on HHS who are focused on denying events that took place with Mark, Janet, Bruno and Cindy back in November continue to live in denial. Even though Lonnie and Mark was removed from their bodyguarding clearance to protect Bruno, since that event, thanks to Janet breaking Mark’s employment NDA for him. I hope you guys continue to live in denial! Just remember, no matter what, just because you deny, it doesn’t mean it didn’t happen! 

I’m taking a break from LSA, because I would like, the other tea spiller VioletHibiscus to start contributing to the thread. Especially considering the fact that she knows all these kids exist, seen the kid pictures in our private chat, was in the private discord chat getting real time updates from Janet, along with myself, when she was fucking Bruno in his penthouse, and she was the one who told the world that Bruno Mars even had kids to begin with. Violet should stop hiding, and letting TerrorTubby get all the gate and blame, yeah?

TerrorTubby never hid her hands when it came to the tea that she spilt, and the information she received about that circle. The block is hot, but TerrorTubby always owned up to the flame she started. I think Violet shoukd do the same. She never really addressed my direct questions to her, in the thread did she? Interesting.

While we all wait for an updated tea spill from VioletHibiscus, the OG Tea spiller, I would like to present a question to HHS…Why does Mark follow Jessica now on Instagram now? He didn’t leading up to the foursome. He also follows Ryan, another man who keeps tabs on Bruno’s baby momma’s secretly, while using his Instagram to vet for more girls, and to keep tabs on Jessica, so make sure she doesn’t hit Bruno with a civil lawsuit. :)

Janet did you know about that? That Mark follows Jessica?

Let’s also ask Cindy a question, because she’s losing her racist mind on her anonymous posts in here, accusing me of having a bell pepper nose, despite me being 1/3 Latina and her not knowing what I look like, outside of my skintone. Cindy, you’re scamming racism is showing!

Cindy, since we discovered that Dominic is possibly the son of Craig Grant, did you and Bruno ever have a DNA test for that child yet? Because there’s a possibility that boy may not be his, and you’ve been scamming him for money for Dominic, for all these years. Why did you lie to Bruno and say that you weren’t having sex with anyone else, and that he was the father of Dominic, knowing that you were previously married to a black man, and had a child with a black man. And that information of your previous marriage with that biracial child, is all over the Internet, because of your years of scamming innocent men for money. Why? 

Search the foursome, have you, Janet, Mark, and Bruno got an STD testing? Considering the fact that Bruno had sex with Janet both vaginally and anally unprotected, while also being double penetrated by Mark? And Mark was having sex with you? I hope you guys got tested!  I personally would if you have it! It’s obvious, just from the physical appearance, Bruno Mars’s health is declining. I’ve never seen him so skinny and frail, and his hair so lifeless and thin in my life!

Anyways! Happy sipping and spitting! Sincerely, the one font who kept the LSA Tea thread alive and revealed all the fucked up secrets Bruno, Lonnie, Mark, Ryan, and all his other bandmate enablers allowed to hide from Jessica for all these years. :)