#anti clalec

[xgoddessoffandomsx]

Imagine watching this and thinking Alec's straight

[normal-thoughts-official]

anyone else living in constant fear of the clalec renaissance we will inevitably face because of that goddamn movie

[incorrectdumbnephilim]

Clary: I’ve got guy problems...

Alec: "His body won't fit in the back of my car" problems or ‘I like him’ problems?

Clary: ‘I like him’ problems.

Alec: Shame. I could’ve helped you with the other one.

[rainyhuman]

i wanna torture myself bestie whats going on in the malec tag today

oh so i saw a clalec fic, malace fic and a dark magnus fic all at the same time and wanted to murder someone and then myself :)

[kinkymagnus]

when you're completely correctly dunking on the cl@lecs being nasty remember not to be an asshole

[no-scones-allowed]

Saphael is just as bad as Clalec in this essay I will

[eternallymalec]

Anyway, writing Alec as straight is not an "unpopular opinion", it's homophobia sharon

[bisexualworlock]

things I miss: malec

things I don't miss: the alec/clary and alec/jace bullshit

[babee-in-a-trenchcoat]

I did a thing!

[ibelonginthepast]

my very first post and this is my iNteRnAl ScREamINg

i don’t ship them.

no,

i don’t even bOat them.

you know what?!

i don’t even pAPeR bOat them!

pLs to all JALEC and CLALEC shippers: ALEC IS GAY AND HE BELONGS WITH MAGNUS SO STFU THANK YOU

pLeASe and anyways why destroy the clace.

[amicablejoanofarc]

shadowhunters social media : inside jace’s phone (jimon)

[xgoddessoffandomsx]

If you ship Clalec you're homophobic

If you ship Jalec you're racist

I don't make the rules and y'all are actively trying to erase Alec being gay and his POC boyfriend

[normal-thoughts-official]

If Kat did that "sexy" lip bite and Matt acted horny I m gonna be so mad like I know it seems irrational but I m scared of clalecs mommy come pick me up

the very idea not only activated my fight or flight responses but also shut down my brain completely. i am currently screeching nonsense and shitting myself on the floor

[incorrectdumbnephilim]

Clary: What are you? 3?

Alec: 3 feet taller than you.

Clary:

Alec:

Clary:

Alec:

Alec: Please don’t hurt me.

[saltybane]

That moment when Freeform has quiz on their website asking you to choose who Alec would marry out of Magnus (there should be no other option after this!), Jace (his brother!), Clary (he’s gay!) or Lydia (HE’S FUCKING GAY!). Like what even?

I. Am. Disgusted.

[i-put-the-bi-in-hijabi]

I was scrolling through AO3 and was blindsided by a Clalec fic coming through my feed. I didn’t have any filters on but Comments, so I guess it makes sense. I just haven’t seen it in so long and when I did I knew I had to say something, so there I was commenting on a fic from nearly one year ago, but I have no regrets. I will never interact with that author ever again because I went through a bit of the comments forgetting that not reading comment is self-cafe and I don’t want that kind of toxicity, but I needed to say my piece.