#anyway blade the man that u are <33

[baeshijima]

once again coming on to say how unwell this fic is making me

[orcelito]

ok SO i went and got out Most of my knives (i remembered I have a nonbinary knife only after i took the photos & also idk where it is currently. just imagine all these plus a nonbinary flag knife ok? ok)

HERE ^ is the most of them, minus that nonbinary knife. look at that fuckin mess. 32 shown here (i think) plus my nonbinary knife makes 33 blades (minus cooking knives, i dont count those for these purposes)(also counting the swiss army knife as only 1 bc lol)

& some explanations for them! gonna put these under a readmore bc it got Kinda long on accident whoops. Read Ahead if u wanna see me nerd out about my knife collection.

STARTING WITH my big ones.

my spear (gifted to me), my cane sword (from anime convention), my shitty $20 sword (also from anime convention. low quality but cool as hell), my teal mini sword + matching throwing knives (from online), my decorative axe (from a local store), my twin blades (my sharpest blades, theyre actually kinda scary how sharp they are, but i love them bc of it. from online), red saber (from online),

ANDDDDDDDDDDDD my favorite hefty bitch of a machete that i sleep with in my bed frame on the very right (inherited from my grandpa bc i was the first one who spotted it at Family Claiming Day)(this thing really is as long as my leg & much heavier than Any of the rest of the blades pictured here. i love it)

another view of the blades so u can better see how long they are. the big boys. they're lovely. 2nd heaviest blade is the cane sword when it's in its cane, mostly bc that handle has some Heft. tbh id feel safer using it as a bludgeoning weapon than a stabbing weapon, but having a cane sword is just plain cool

AND my smaller blades!

i have a lot of pocket knives. starting from the top left: golden pocket knife (from online), rainbow dragon (from online), rainbow HEFTY boy (heaviest pocket knife, from online), spider knife (from online), stiletto jade (from online), pathetic army boy (from local store, this knife has NO redeeming qualities, but it's mine <3), black stiletto (from local store), plain dagger man (from online), my damascus steel knife (was a gift, probably my singular most expensive knife. fancy boy), Dull Dagger Man (first blade i ever bought, from anime convention)

& for bottom row: teeny black knife (first pocket knife i owned, gift from my dad), lil rainbow knife (from local store), plain steel knife (from sketchy shop in gatlinburg + one of my Favorite knives), green dragon knife (from online, a real beaut), triple throwing knives (also from same sketchy shop in gatlinburg), the baby throwing knives again from the Big Boys pic but i included them again bc they r so teeny tiny, my keychain key blade (from online), swiss army knife (from online), & the pair of claw keychain baldes (from online)

many blades, many stories, so little time. theyre great tho.

SOME FOCUSES:

^ these are all my spring-assisted knives, sorted from worst feel to best feel to open. based on quickness, ease, & general satisfaction. leftmost is leftmost bc i didnt even Know it was spring assisted, bc it doesnt have a nice lil tab on the back to press. no u gotta press on one of the rungs. but once u do it Does spring open, so i included it. next 3 are just Average in feel (these 3 are sibling blades anyways, nice of them to be together). jade stiletto is smooth and quick, nice to open. Hefty Boy rainbow has some THUNK to it when i open it. like that babey's got PURPOSE to it. added to the general size of it & it's just pretty great. AND THEN MY TWO FAVS, green dragon is a perfect beautiful knife & feels very great to open. and then Steel Sketchy Knife aka my 2nd pocket knife & first i bought for myself. it looks plain in comparison to the others, but she's anything But. quick, light, Sharp. it has the Best feel to open, bc it's just a fast SHHK. probably my knife that's seen the most use (aside from my small black knife) just bc of how great it feels to open. i love that knife so much for Real.

& the final highlight, somewhat related, are the knives I actually use the most in my daily life!

on the left are the knives I keep in my bag by default, & thus the ones I carry with me Everywhere i go. small black pocket knife bc she's Ol' Faithful, & a pretty lowkey knife for basic tasks when I dont wanna raise any eyebrows lol. silver knife bc as previously stated i Love using it so much. i take it out when i gotta breakdown a lot of boxes at work, & it Never disappoints. small rainbow keychain key knife bc it's cute & i like to keep it on my keychain. & swiss army knife bc Obviously im gonna keep the swiss army knife in my bag for if i need an emergency tool.

on the right are the three knives I keep out in my apartment. black stiletto lives on my bathroom counter, for bathroom knife needs. green stiletto i keep on my table next to where I hang out in my bedroom, for any couch time needs. & then green dragon beaut camps out on top of some shelves by my front door bc it's Great for opening boxes, aka something I will do for packages I receive after pulling them in the front door. it works for me.

all the rest of my knives live either in a box (for small ones) or my closet (for big ones). i may have a lot of knives, but somehow I never feel like i have enough. i just love collecting them so much <3

[koinotame]

— OK ABOUT HSR, idk which character I wanna talk about because honesty, all of them are pretty cool and well builded character TT

So I'll just take my favs and let u choose :D

We got: Mr. Immortal, one of the antagonist who hates living. He, who abandoned his body to become a blade. Have been killed and revived countless times, so much so he despises his body for it's terrifying self-healing ability. Just when will his treasured, peaceful death come for him? His patience is wearing thin. Lowkey got abandonment issue and oh, his bounty is 8.13 billion credits btw :3 [Blade]

Delulu: Part of ‘Knight of Beauty’, an absolutely dazzling young man who devotes his entire life searching for a dead “missing” eons of beauty, Idrila. He hallucinates about his god so much, she ended up on his lightcone, a thin layer made of light which is a solidified form of most cherished/tragic memory a certain individual could possess. Honestly just watch this video and you'll understand lmao [Argenti]

It's time for my most spoiled character on my account, the ‘Dozing General’ : Cunning and sly of a general, yet one is unable to miss hints of laziness and sleepiness in his eyes. Despite the wisdom he held, he still somehow got scammed when out buying a pet. He is also Blade's past friend, who unfortunately have to part ways because of cruel twist of fate. [Jing Yuan]

I tried my best to not spoil the lore too much so if you ever want to go back, you'll get the full and fresh experience of the lore. Which I doubt, just like what you said, lol

Anyway my english still sucks balls so, sorry if theres any error(s) on my long ass essay. Have a great day <33

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ooh i've heard of blade! i like his design. and ough it's always so neat when media plays around with immortality and it's portrayed differently from usual... and character who see themselves as weapons my beloved <3 i know my friend likes jing yuan and every time i see him he reminds me of those big silky haired lap dogs but that's also about it. he seems interesting too tho!!

THE RED HEAD....... i've seen him several times now and for a while i couldn't figure out what he reminded me of. i figured it out. it's touga.

same hairstyle/colour, rose motif (?), both use swords and are 'princely', there's probably something to be said about how touga wants to experience something eternal and how argenti is chasing after someone he's never met.... utena parallels aside though that 😭 is some next level umm. devotion... eyes emoji... i mean what who said that

[foofiked]

Intervene with the Enemy!

paring: luke castellan x ares!daughter reader

summary: luke castellan was an absolute animal when it came to ‘Capture the Flag’. But during one particular game he couldn’t help but intervene with his enemy.

warning/s: suggestive ending, name-calling, luke being an absolute bitch, heated makeout sesh (in the woods), fights, fluff, more kissing, violence, strong languages, rivals/enemies to lovers, luke teasing the hell outta u, you saying smth soooo unhinged

authors notes ✸ man ohmyy, i love psychos so much. anyways if this doesn’t make sense please don’t come at me, i have memory lost and forgot half of this show (and i haven’t written in decades) !! D: that’s besides the point, js enjoy <33

Luke Castellan, a taunting face with a mesmerising mocking smile, standing amidst your presence.

“Ares kid, I knew I’d bump into you.” His voice was low and sardonic as he dug his spear into the damp soil. “Did you miss me?” You asked with sarcasm evident in your tone.

He completely missed your question, drawing his spear out of the ground with an annoyed grunt. Your smile vanished when Luke’s weapon almost slashed your cheek. The boy then looked at you with satiated eyes when he realised that you feared the near-miss attack.

You took your sword into your grasp before giving a voice to your rage-filled feelings “You should devote your time to something more productive” Your voice hoarse as you swung your spear towards him, “like capturing the flag” you added once the moment of adrenaline settled down. His heavy breaths of panic and clenched jaw was a kiss to your eyes, you dug domination dearly and you finally won it… till you felt his boot hit your ankle.

You stumbled to the ground, uttering a painful grunt. “I’ll take your words into consideration” he said, obviously pleased with his damage. “Fuck you Castellan” you spat as he ran off into the mists of the woods.

The feeling of his metal boot slapping your ankle was vibrating through your whole leg, making it hard to gain composure, but with lots of strength you rose from the ground, running in the same direction he flew off to.

After a few minutes of wandering through the woods, you felt the cold tip of the blade against your neck. “Get the fuck off me Castellan” you hissed as his head peered over your shoulder. “Cant hear you” he teased, a sneerful smirk morphing onto his lips.

“Get off” you wrapped your fingers around his arm, only for you to be overtaken.

Soon, You found your back pushed against the trunk of the tree, and your nemesis towering over you. “Don’t fuck with your enemy remember?” Your words on the brink of becoming stutters at the intimate position. “Who gives a shit about that?” He chuckled in a witty manner as he took your helmet into his grip.

“Clearly I do” you mumbled as he took off your headgear. Your curls flooded out till hair sprawled across your shoulders. “Do you?” You glared at him through your perfectly crinkled lashes before he took your chin and forced your lips together.

As much as you hated the heat forming between yours legs you craved more, so you guided his free hand to your upper-thigh making him beam with lust. “Really Y/l/n?” he said with an amused undertone as his fingers met your clothed core. “Your a fucking moron Luke” you grumbled, tipping his helmet onto the floor to grip his curls.

“Imagine if someone caught you making out with your arch-nemesis” his speech muffled by your ongoing kisses. “Good, then they’ll see how small that dick is” he drew away from the kiss, turning you around till your cheek was grazed by the bark of the tree. “The fuck did you say?” A shaky breath left your system.

“You want me to prove you wrong?”

“God, yes” you mumbled.

[queerofzaun]

Hiii so glad you exist! I know you’re swamped with requests so I’ll be patient. I absolutely am in LOVE with Sevika. Can I request a snippet of her first encounter with fem reader who now is in a relationship with her? Thank you!

𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓

𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 : sevika x fem!reader

𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 : fluff, alcohol consumption

𝒔𝒖𝒎𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚 : reader is in a relationship with Sevika, and the two talk about their first encounter after a few drinks

𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕 : 584

𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒔 : heyoo! i'm glad you exist too <33 this is just a little snippet so it's a lil shorter than my other fics. also, i am also working on the part two of the sevika smut i wrote, so keep an eye out for that y'all. anyways, as always, hope u enjoy!!

After finishing two bottles of cheap liquor, you were plastered beside your girlfriend. Who was much better at handling her alcohol, and was only tipsy compared to your inebriated state. Your legs draped over her lap as you laid your head back against the sofa with a sigh.

She was still sipping on her glass, running a hand up and down your leg. You smiled, "Hey, Sev?"

Her brown eyes shifted to meet your e/c ones, "Yes, doll?"

"Do you remember the night we first met?" You asked, sitting up a bit.

It was just another typical day in the fissures. It was filled with trading, getting into a few fights with brawlers that lingered on the streets, and with you on your way to get a drink at the last drop before you headed in for the night.

Sevika chuckled as she played with her glass, "I remember saving your ass."

You were sitting at the bar, a drink in hand as you made small talk with Thieram. Music was blaring throughout the small building, the bass shook the stool you were sitting on. People were dancing on the floor drunkenly, playing their card games at the round tables, enjoying drinks with their friends and partners. Smoke could been seen throughout the whole place from the cigars and shimmer.

Some dude, probably twice your age, came up to you. He begged you to come with him. You said you weren't interested in men before telling him to get lost. That only enraged the man, and resulted him in your face as he started to scream at you. Calling you names. He was close to hitting you before he was suddenly thrown across the bar. The entire bar fell silent as they gathered around him with weapons drawn.

"You did." You smiled, "Everyone always said you were scary, but that night.. It made me see you differently."

Sevika looked down at you, with a very subtle look of concern. It was shocking that to see someone who was so tough, soften towards you. Especially that person being known as the scariest woman in Zaun. Before then, you believed the rumors. That she was not someone to fuck with. But there she was, standing above you with worried eyes. It changed how you saw her. No longer scary, but a protector.

"That never changed. You're lucky you managed to make me go soft on you, I don't let anyone see me the way you do." She told you before slowly taking a sip from her cup.

She ended up having a few drinks with you to make sure no one bothered you for the rest of the night. The two of you hit it off immediately. You spent hours talking to her, telling her about how you grew up on the streets. How your parents had passed away when you were ten so you had been on your own for a long time. That you often snuck up into the upper city to steal items to trade for coins and items. She told you about her as well, how she grew up. Opened up about Vander, and why she made the decision to side with Silco. Even went on a little rant about her annoyance for his daughter, Jinx.

"Oh, please. You're just a giant, sometimes aggressive and murderous teddy bear." You teased with a giggle.

She gave you a look with a raised eyebrow. "And you're lucky I love you because if anyone else called me a teddy bear, my blade would be in their chest."

[hanjinstant]

✩ gifts enhypen would buy you !! ✩

genre : fluff, idol!xreader, no warnings :) enhypen masterlist

jake this man practically leaks confidence and would totally just get you a photo of him in a v expensive, diamond-encrusted frame. i mean i wouldn't complain, i spend most of my time staring at his face anyways (hee hee).

jay would buy you something meaningful and research it before he buys it. i'm thinking a necklace with a beautiful japanese word engraved in it, something thoughtful that you'd wear everyday and think of him whenever you put it on.

sunghoon one trillion percent the type to buy you a perfume. wouldn't be afraid to splash the cash and purchase the one you've had your eye on for a while. would definitely spend a significant amount of time smelling multiple perfumes to pick which one reminds him of you, too.

jungwon this guy has a big heart so would also buy you something rlly thoughtful. i'm thinking like an experience package?! for an activity you two could do when he has time off being the leader of a slightly famous kpop band. definitely something like roller blading or a 4d cinema experience.

heeseung would spend quite a bit on you too, maybe a cute lil designer bag. he's the sort of guy who would like it if you both coordinated outfits, for example your bag is the same shade as his top. how cute !!

sunoo has the biggest biggest heart and would honestly do something so wholesome like giving to your favourite charity as a surprise ! (if you didn't know, sunoo apparently bought a female classmate painkillers / period products when she was on her period one time!) or get you some rlly quirky socks haha

niki is immature but in the funniest, most entertaining way. would lowkey highkey buy a fart cushion and give it to you when you're at a very important dinner or something like that. obviously wouldn't actually give it to you but he would just accidentally let you sit on it

a/n: thank you sm for reading! i love u guys <33

[kitsu-katsu]

Why c!Wilbur blowing stuff up for shits and giggles as a child makes no sense for his character (and why that would reflect a lot more badly on c!Phil anyways if that were the case):

Warning: c!Phil critical ahead, if you don't like that, skip this post

Now, to those of you that decide to read this: Strap in folks! We've got a lot of ground to cover this from and a ton of quotes ahead!

1) Wilbur’s a pacifist through and through. He always preached words over weapons, only fought when attacked first, wanted to ignore a war until it went away, considered giving up his nation many times, etc. A few examples of quotes to show this thinking:

“Basically, we have such a lower opportunity here that we probably just need to accept the conditions of surrender, just so we can save any more bloodshed, any more destruction on our land. They’ve entrapped our land, they’ve set up bombs on our land, they’ve destroyed all our homes. To stop any more bloodshed, I feel I would be a bad general if I didn’t look for conditions of surrender.” - (Wilbur’s The Revolution is Coming: 30:32, 2nd Aug)

“Tommy, we need you alive. Tommy, this isn’t worth it. Tommy, your life is worth more than the revolution.” - (Wilbur’s The Revolution is Coming: 34:57:, 2nd Aug)

“What has made you do everything you’ve done up to this point?” (Quackity)

“That’s a- That’s a big question. Um. I guess it’s just protection for my people. I mean, I- I- I just want to see them thrive, and I want to see them safe.” (Alivebur)

- (Quackity’s Killing My Enemies: 1:03:02, 12th Apr)

“Look, do you know how long and how much blood was shed to get L’Manberg to the point it was at? You know what would happen if we manage to get L’Manberg back again? More blood would be shed, and we would be the illegitimate rulers of a nation.” - (Wilbur’s video Am I the Villain?: 18:52)

“We don’t win wars with battles and with armour. We win wars with our words, Tommy. We’re starting a revolution, not a war.” - (Wilbur’s The Wall: 4:54, 29th July)

“I’m not a fighter, I’m a writer.” - (Wilbur’s The Wall: 1:48:31, 29th July)

“Fighting is not necessary right now, Tommy.” - (Wilbur’s the election results: 43:42, 22nd Sep)

“Tommy, control yourself. Tommy, control yourself, it’s not worth it. Tommy, do not take your shot! He disrespected me, yes! But we’ve talked about this, Tommy…!” - (Wilbur’s techno and wilbur make cave better: 59:36, 23rd Sep)

2) The reason his thoughts about blowing it all up in Pogtopia even hit as hard, the reason all his allies were so shocked about him going through with it IS his pacifism first mindset (which has only been put second when he’s been attacked first and put in the defensive or in the case of his speech to Quackity after the political debate he genuinely thought, by the previous failure of his philosophy and the war trauma spurred on mainly by the FCR and Eret’s betrayal, that the only way to truly win respect and make a change in the world was through fighting and killing, which he was convinced of but was ultimately always too soft to actually go through with (note how he doesn’t kill anyone in the L’manburg explosion and how in the times during Pogtopia in which he declared he wanted people dead, he got second thoughts, regrets, retracted his statement or protected people with his actions):

“If you want to really help people, you’re gonna need power, Quackity. You can make a movement, you can make a resistance, right, you can go out and you can come back, and they’ll give you a ticker tape parade. They’ll cheer for you in the streets, but you will change nothing.” - (Quackity’s Killing My Enemies: 1:05:42, 12th Apr)

“If you have a revolution, everyone will hate you, you will sacrifice everything, and you will lose everything you’ve ever had, but you’ll come back and everything will be changed.” - (Quackity’s Killing My Enemies: 1:05:59, 12th Apr)

“And power isn’t gaining from diplomacy, and bureaucracy, and giant courthouses suspended in the sky, blah blah blah. It’s gained from swords, Quackity. It’s gained from blades, it’s gained from steel, iron.” - (Quackity’s Killing My Enemies: 1:06:19, 12th Apr)

“We blow up the entire fucking place to kingdom come. I want no survivors. God help whoever’s caught in the fucking crossfire.” - (Wilbur’s video, Am I The Villain?: 17:52)

“And, I know you’re scared, Tommy, I understand you’re scared. And it’s scary, it’s scary, Tommy, but do you know what? You know what? In a time like this, when a man has nothing to lose, do you know what that means? It means we can do what we want. We have a man on our side who literally rigged our nation with TNT. We can do the same to them. We can rig this festival with TNT. We can kill them all, Tommy. ” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:15:52, 8th Oct)

“Anyone caught in the crossfire is caught in the crossfire. That’s how it goes, you know? - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:41:22, 8th Oct)

“Chat, do I wanna- Chat, do I wanna, do I wanna do it? I’m having second thoughts about the TNT. Chat, I’m having second thoughts about the TNT. Do I wanna kill these people? Seeing that they’re my friends.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 34:09, 16th Oct)

“Tommy, I’m getting second thoughts. These are my friends, I don’t- Do I- I don’t know if I wanna [inaudible].” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 36:17, 16th Oct)

“Just, if you’re gonna kill anyone else, kill me. Don’t kill anyone else here.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:10:53, 16th Oct)

“You sounded like you were gonna murder another person. You sounded like you were gonna go for Niki.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:12:34, 16th Oct)

“Oh, yes, sorry, Niki, you missed that part. I was gonna blow up Manberg, I was gonna completely destroy it in a huge fireball. Look, Niki, come to Pogtopia, you’re safer here. You’re not gonna be hurt by anyone.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:17:59, 16th Oct)

“No you two can escape, I’ll be the… I’ll- I’ll- I’ll be… I’ll be trapped in here…” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 27:27, 17th Oct)

“I don’t, I don’t, I don’t want to kill you two. I don’t want you two to die.” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 28:53, 17th Oct)

3) He was inspired by Dream blowing up L’manburg first with Eret’s betrayal during the first revolution. He knew Dream wanted L’manburg out of the picture and had tried it before. It’s why he knew to immediately ask him for TNT, because either way, Dream would benefit from both side’s mutually assured destruction:

“Here’s the plan, right, Dream. Dream is on our side, Dream has TNT, Dream has everything, right. I say we talk to Dream, and we ask him very nicely, very kindly, ‘Dream, give us all the TNT you have’. ” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:12:22, 8th Oct)

“Remember, how he rigged L’Manberg, like ages ago, during the War? And then he detonated the TNT and destroyed the entire thing? We do that again, everyone, we blow up the entire fucking place to kingdom come.” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:12:36, 8th Oct)

“The only reason that Dream is working with us, is because of the fact that we are the enemies of his enemies! That’s it! That’s all that joins this!” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:14:35, 8th Oct)

“Dream, let me be your vassal. Dream, I understand you have a lot of TNT, a lot of the ol’ trinitrotoluene in your possession, don’t you? You do! Dream, I want to be your vassal, I want to set this up, I want to rig the city.” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:33:27, 8th Oct)

4) Wilbur hesitated a LOT with the detonation, wanted to be stopped, told people his plan in detail and was overall in a deep internal conflict about the whole thing (and didn’t blow it up once to not kill Tommy and Quackity too, this is also the moment in which his suicidal tendencies are the most clear in his lines before the 16th). Ultimately he decided to do it because he was suicidal and deeply suffering from mental health issues, believed himself to be the root of all bad in the server and by extension, L’manburg was too, and by that point his original view for L’manburg had been so twisted by Schlatt anyway that in his POV it’d only be used to hurt more people anyway:

“I- Look, rigging L’Manberg is not gonna help us get it back, I’m aware of that. But sometimes in order to feel comfortable and safe you have to be ready to give up the things that you’re worried you might lose. And in this case, I think I might lose it already.” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:17:57, 8th Oct)

“I know there’s a lot of people, Tommy! … I’m not telling you where the button is, man. … Tommy, it’s over that hill, it’s over that hill, right there!” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 28:30, 16th Oct)

“Chat, do I wanna- Chat, do I wanna, do I wanna do it? I’m having second thoughts about the TNT. Chat, I’m having second thoughts about the TNT. Do I wanna kill these people? Seeing that they’re my friends.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 34:09, 16th Oct)

“Tommy, I’m getting second thoughts. These are my friends, I don’t- Do I- I don’t know if I wanna [inaudible].” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 36:17, 16th Oct)

“But this is the opportunity- this is the opportunity. If I don’t blow it up now, when am I gonna blow it up?! When am I gonna blow it up, Tommy? But when do- when do we do-” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 36:30, 16th Oct)

“If I don’t do it now, what happens if this is the only chance I get. Everyone’s in this close situation, I can do some proper damage. Look, this isn’t a- He needs a consequence for his actions, Schlatt does, he can’t just keep being handsome and powerful and strong all the time. He needs, he needs to be put down a peg.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 37:07, 16th Oct)

“I can still call off this whole detonating at the end of the speech, dude. I can call it off.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 38:24, 16th Oct)

“Should I show you where the TNT’s laced? ‘Cause in a, in a last ditch effort, we may need to destroy it by hand, okay? So, under the chair, where Schlatt sits, there’s about twenty pieces, right? And then going under, under the main area here, following this red line, there is TNT all the way, and then it jut- and then it- … It darts up here, and over to the dance floor, but it doesn’t touch the water.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 38:29, 16th Oct)

“I have to light it, I’ve got to light it, I’ve got to light it.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:08:17, 16th Oct)

“Yesterday I had the perfect opportunity to blow everything up and finally end it, you know. I had the perfect opportunity to finally blow up everything and end it and just completely save everyone, right, from the tyranny of Schlatt and the tyranny of the existence of Manberg and L’Manberg, right.” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 25:17, 17th Oct)

“Explain it to me! Give me a reason! Give me a reason!” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 26:50, 17th Oct)

“Who else is it gonna hurt?! It’s gonna hurt Schlatt, Manberg, and-” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 26:55, 17th Oct)

“Why did I bring- I should have just done it. I’m such a fucking showman. I should have just done it.” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 27:18, 17th Oct)

“No you two can escape, I’ll be the… I’ll- I’ll- I’ll be… I’ll be trapped in here…” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 27:27, 17th Oct)

“I just- I just want to f… I just wanna end it, I wanna end it. I wanna press that button, man.” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 28:08, 17th Oct)

“I don’t, I don’t, I don’t want to kill you two. I don’t want you two to die.” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 28:53, 17th Oct)

“Ohh, fuck you! Fuck you, man! Why do you make it so hard?! I should have just- I’m such a fucking showman.” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 29:29, 17th Oct)

“Tommy, we’ve tried my ideas. I’m willing to listen to you. I’m gonna follow you, Tommy. Whatever you think is gonna be the best way of taking down Schlatt, we’ll do it. We’ve tried my ideas.” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 32:01, 17th Oct)

“My L’Manberg. My L’Manberg. As long- As long as I know the button is here… as long as I know. As long as I know the button is here. It’s just not today. I just need to know that it’s there for a fall-back. I need to know it’s there.” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 33:46, 17th Oct)

“I’ve been hasty. But the fact that I know it’s there, and I can just stroke my right mouse button, that’s all I need. As long as I know it’s there.” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 34:27, 17th Oct)

“You’ve convinced me, I don’t wanna go straight to Plan B, if Plan A fails.” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 39:02, 17th Oct)

“Look, Tommy, at the end of the day, if this doesn’t go well, I’m gonna blow the place to smithereens. The place will be gone, I’m gonna detonate it and blow it to smithereens, right, if this doesn’t go well. But it will go well…! … ‘Cause it’s literally- there’s no one on Schlatt’s side.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 21:00, 16th Nov)

“But none of them have the same anticipatory love of what they’re doing, unlike us. Everyone on our side is fighting for something we’ve loved, and had for ages, right. That’s why we’re gonna win, and that’s why you shouldn’t be afraid. And yes, the whole place is rigged.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 21:38, 16th Nov)

“I could, I really could, that’s the thing. That’s the bit that I like. It’s the bit that makes me smile the most is the fact that I definitely could.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 26:28, 16th Nov)

“Chekhov’s Gun. Chekhov’s Gun. I’ll be honest with you, chat, I’ve been wondering this whole time if it still works. I’ve been thinking to myself does it still- ‘Cause I fixed it up for today.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:11:36, 16th Nov)

“Phil, I’m always so close to pressing this button, Phil! I have been here, like seven or eight times I have been here… Seven or eight times” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:14:56, 16th Nov)

“Phil, I’ve been here here so many times.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:15:13, 16th Nov)

“I don’t even know if it works anymore, Phil. I don’t even know if the button works. I could, I could… press it, and it might-” (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:15:29, 16th Nov)

5) The one time anything about Wilbur using TNT while young (and here the age isn't as clearly implied as in Phil's thing, this could very well be more of teen Wilbur than kid Wilbur) is mentioned in the actual text is this one maybe-canon-maybe-not-so-canon-anymore line:

“Tommy, have you heard of TNT duplication? The flying machines that dup TNT? Phil taught me about them. He taught me about them- I’m sure he wouldn’t have taught me them if he knew what I was gonna do with them. But, he did teach me about them. … They were very useful, in this.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 11:30, 16th Oct)

Now let’s pretend that headcanon makes any sense and that yeah, Wilbur totally just enjoyed building shit to detonate and said tendency encouraged in childhood just up and carried into adulthood and manifested as him internally going “I must blow up this thing I made because that’s what I do” and let’s pretend that he didn’t have a big ass internal conflict about it.

Ok, so Phil said that Wilbur blew stuff up when little, so he’d have connected it to the button room. Now think for a moment: How does that reflect on Phil as a parent? Let’s forget about everything else for this one moment (and believe me, I’ve got no shortage of stuff to critique c!Phil on in regards to his relation with c!Wilbur) and just focus on this one action. A man freely lets his son use TNT to blow up some random stuff presumably made out of toys. Just a little kid playing with TNT, yup, that’s his boy. And it was to such a degree that the same man just went “Oh yeah! It’s totally the blowing shit up thing!” in a fraction of a second after seeing the button… And then yeah, saw all of the hesitation, the breakdown, the struggle, the wishes to die and impaled him with a sword, but we can go deeper into those aspects in another post

Then Phil tried to make it better by saying to chat that all kids just break stuff apart, more implying that little Wilbur wasn’t actually using explosives which… makes the whole thing even dumber, ngl, because at that point c!Phil is just saying “Oh yeah, he knocked over his lego houses when he was four, so when I saw that button I immediately went ‘Oh, of course! He rigged the place! What an obvious connection!’”. You see what I’m getting at?

TLDR: It doesn’t fit with canon and even if we shove it in with its implications, then c!Phil is just an idiot, whether it be from letting his kid freely play with TNT to such a degree that he deduces where his most drastic measure resulting from trauma and breakdowns is going just by seeing the button OR whether it be from him connecting dots where there are none if he tries to save his skin as a father and just say “Oh yeah, no, who didn’t knock over stuff as a kid, what do you mean?” not realizing that… exactly… who didn’t…. so it wouldn’t connect with the button room at all

[waltzedintherain]

I Think He Knows

what’s UP humans : ) how’s everyone doing today? cómo están todos?? so, i was going through some of my  ✨unfinished ✨ works lol and i FOUND THIS. i cant believe i forgot to post this??? but anyways this is based off this post. 

Here’s the song from the fic ; ) i suggest listening to it!! 

Hope u guys enjoy🧡🧡

characters by the amazing, talented, brilliant, beaUTIFUL @lumosinlove <33 thank you for these splendid characters : )</b>

~

Leo was washing the dishes. He had Taylor Swift on shuffle. Logan was putting away leftovers and Finn was on the couch. 

‘Style’ finished playing and ‘I Think He Knows’ came on. 

“I think he knows his footprints

On the sidewalk

Lead to where I can't stop

Go there every night”

Logan shut the fridge door and grinned–he liked this song. 

Leo scrubbed the last couple dishes as he felt a hand travel up his thigh and a nose press between his shoulder blades. Leo smiled, he glanced back to see Logan moving his shoulders to the beat.

“I think he knows his hands around

A cold glass

Make me wanna know that body

Like it's mine”

Leo chuckled, he bit his lip and shook his head. He rinsed the last plate and put it in the dish rack. Logan moved his head side to side and raised his hands, snapping his fingers to the beat. 

“He got that boyish look that I like in a man

I am an architect, I'm drawing up the plans

It's like I'm seventeen, nobody understands

No one understands”

Leo rolled his eyes playfully and grabbed a towel. He dried his hands and flipped around facing Logan, both grinning widely. Leo wrapped the towel around Logan’s neck and tugged him forward, Logan's hands immediately finding Leo’s waist. 

“He got my heartbeat

Skipping down 16th Avenue”

The two boys swayed their hips together, Logan tugging a bit on Leo’s shirt, playfully. 

“Got that, oh! I mean

Wanna see what's under that attitude

Like, I want you, bless my soul

And I ain't gotta tell him

I think he knows

I think he knows”

Resting their foreheads together, Logan mouthed the words to Leo, eyes wide and flirtatious—that look that was so Logan and wanting. 

“I think he knows

When we get all alone

I'll make myself at home

And he'll want me to stay”

Leo let go of the towel and moved his hands down—slowly. He traveled his fingertips across Logan’s muscular and toned back. Flicking the hem of Logan’s shirt, Leo slipped his hands  underneath, touching Logan’s tanned skin.

“I think he knows

He better lock it down

Or I won't stick around

‘Cause good ones never wait”

Finn looked up from the book he was reading, a smile instantly reaching his lips as he watched his two lovers dance around each other and all over each other. 

“He got that boyish look that I like in a man

I am an architect, I'm drawing up the plans

He's so obsessed with me, and boy I understand

Boy I understand”

Logan raised his arms around Leo’s neck, pulling his torturously close to his lips as he kept grinning and mouthing the words he knew by heart. 

“He got my heartbeat

Skipping down 16th Avenue

Got that, oh! I mean

Wanna see what's under that attitude”

Leo grabbed Logan’s hips, swaying them back and forth, his fingers brushing over Logan’s back dimples and lightly digging in. Logan giggled and threw his head back a little, pushing his hips forward. 

“Like, I want you, bless my soul

And I ain't gotta tell him

I think he knows

I think he knows”

Logan turned around, back pressed against Leo’s chest and hands still around his neck, pulling him down to where his shoulder met his neck. Leo smirked, placing an open-mouthed kiss to Logan’s neck and keeping his hands glued on his hips. Logan leaned his back into Leo's chest as they moved their hips side to side.

The song continued as Finn stood up—forgetting the book—and walking towards the kitchen. He leaned on the doorway, a fond smile on his face. He watched as Leo moved his hands all over Logan's chest and tugged at his hips. He watched as Logan had the biggest smile on his face while dancing with Leo. 

“I want you, bless my soul”

Finn crossed his arms thought how he got so lucky. Two boys that loved him while loving each other. He couldn’t ask for more. 

“I ain't gotta tell him

I think he knows”

~

have a great day!! : )🧡🧡

[daily-coloring]

Best of 2021 - Songs

The year when nothing turned out the way I had hoped. The most anticipated records turned to be the most disappointing but nevermind. Maybe next time. Full playlist here.

01. MARINA - Ancient Dreams in a Modern Land

02. O Future - And You’re Mine

03. Will o’ the Wisp + Rick Astley - Burning

04. Orla Gartland - You’re Not Special, Babe

05. Nilufer Yanya - Stabilise

06. VLURE - Shattered Faith

07. Korelless - Joy Squad

08. Joywave - Pray For the Reboot

09. Joy Crookes - 19th Floor

10. Saint Etienne - Music Again

11. JMSN - What Did I Get Myself Into

“ What did I get myself into?  I got a whole long list of stupid things that I shouldn't ever choose to do  Second guessin' every second why I do what I do  Yeah 'cause I ain't got a clue (clue), yeah  And I got 50 million silly little eloquent excuses I could choose to use, to use “

12. Erika de Casier - Drama

13. Emika + Paul Frick - In Parallel II

14. Duran Duran - Invisible

15. Bo Burnham - Problematic

16. Bawrut + Cosmo - Eurocasbah

17. Alan Fitzpatrick + Kele - W.A.I.S.T.D.

18. MARINA - Highly Emotional People

19. u-Ziq - Sketty

20. Charlotte Adigery + Boris Pupul - Thank You

21. Daniel Avery - Yesterday Faded

22. Duran Duran + Tove Lo - Give It All Up

23. Eomac - What Does Your Heart Tell You?

24. For Those I Love - You Stayed/To Live

25. Garbage - Godhead

26. Japanese Breakfast - Be Sweet

27. Joywave - The Inversion

28. MARINA - Flowers

29. O Future - Plastic Fruit

30. Purity Ring - soshy

31. Shygirl - Cleo

32. The The - Sentimental Journey

33. Will o’ the wisp + Rick Astley - Blood on my Tie

34. Yard Act - Fixer Upper

“ Anyway, this letter, I'll just post it back 'return to sender'  Unless you know him, I think...  I think he's called Mr. J Konopinski...?  Oh no wait, that's not an M that's a D  Dr J. Konopinski, do you know him?  Sounds a bit Russian to me... Oh! Polish, I see “

35. Yebba - Boomerang

36. Maxwell Sterling - Turn of Phrase

37. Martina Topley-Bird - Weasel

38. MARINA - Venus Fly Trap

39. Lady Parts - Ain’t No One Gonna Honour Kill My Sister But Me

40. Korelless - Shellshock

41. Wolf Alice - Play The Greatest Hits

42. u-Ziq + Mrs Jynx - Unheard Melodies

43. When Saints Go Machine - Emotional

44. Sophia Kennedy - Orange Tic Tac

45. Ross From Friends - Life In A Mind

46. Nitin Sawhney + Ayanna Witter-Johnson - Movement - Variation II

47. Methyl Ethel - Matters

48. Magdalena Bay - Chaeri

49. Lady Parts - Bashir with the Good Beard

50. Joywave - Every Window is a Mirror

51. Jessie Ware - Hot N Heavy

52. Jake Bugg - Rabbit Hole

53. Technimatic + Charlotte Haining - Still Miss You

54. Tori Amos - Speaking with Trees

55. Violet Chachki + Allie X - Mistress Violet

“ Yes, you're correct in assuming that I  Prefer provocative extremes  When I attend to my businessmen  I like to show them all the seams  Most men know if they misbehave  They're gonna pay while I collect  And that's why they all come to me  So I can teach them some respect “

56. W.H. Lung - Gd Tym

57. John Tejada - Abbot of Burton

58. William Doyle - The Unanswered Why

59. Emika + Liela Moss - Angel Come

60. Duran Duran + CHAI - More Joy!

61. DJ Food - Skylark

62. Confidence Man - Holiday

63. The Chemical Brothers - The Darkness That You Fear

64. Cagedbaby + Dorothys Fortress - Attention 

65. Brodka - Game Change

66. Arca - Rakata

67. Alexis Taylor - Dying in Heaven

68. Agoria - Swipe

69. Erika de Casier - Polite

70. Fatima Al Qadiri - Medieval Femme

71. Fred again.. - Sabrina (I Am A Party)

72. Garbage - Wolves

73. Hector Oaks + COCO-PALOMA - No Hay Manana

74. Huerco S. - Plonk IV

75. The Horrors - Against The Blade

76. MARINA - I Love You But I Love Me More

77. Yebba - Stand

“ I want you  But I don't want your reasons why  You can't even look me in my eye  I told you  So don't you make me say it one more time  When you went away  Moonlight took the day  Stars and darkness all collided  In the loneliest of space  Will you stand?”

78. Walt Disco - Selfish Lover

79. UNKLE - If We Don’t Make It

80. Sturle Dagsland - Kusanagi

81. Tirzah - Send Me

82. Sorry - Cigarette Packet

83. Self Esteem - How Can I Help You

84. Rennie Pilgrem - So Long

85. Q - Alone

86. Mr. Mitch - Did we Say Goodbye

87. Men I Trust - Serenade of Water

88. Alanis Morissette - Predator

89. Bawrut + Liberato - Je ‘O Tteng E T’O Ddong

90. Bodi Bill - Be Sure

91. Alessandro Cortini - Lo Specchino

92. Boys Noize + Kelsey Lu - Love & Validation

93. Brodka - Hey Man

“Hey, tender stranger  Hey, lovely angel  I'll make you scream 'til you get to know the real danger  You'll never forget tonight  A bitter delish, oh man, what a dish “

94. Elliot Adamson - The Fight

95. Gesloten Cirkel - Shadow of the Rat

96. Hayden Thorpe - Rational Heartache

97. Josef Salvat - I’m Sorry

98. Katy B - Under My Skin

99. Sneaker Pimps - Fighter

100. Squid - Pamphlets

[redriivers]

          what’s up demons it’s ya girl kit, back at it again with a second trash baby, new and worse than ever ! you’ll find some information about lysander under the cut ! um just as a fair warning this shit ended up getting a lot longer than i anticipated, pls forgive me and also hmu for a brief tl;dr if you’re not feeling like reading this monstrosity ..

*.:｡ ✧( jamie dornan , 33 , he / him ) a little bird told me that they have seen lysander rivers roaming the capital, the knight from harrenhal, and loyal to house blackwood. there have been whispers that they’re candid & disciplined. however, some would say that they’re resentful & duplicitous. may the old gods and the new gods be watching over them !

           --- tw for ; murder, death, violence, all kinds of bad things .. sorry. 

ok first off some history headcanons, because technically no one ( show- )canonically holds harrenhal: after the battle for the dawn and the big bad fighting that happens at the end of asoiaf, ser bronn of the blackwater survives and finally gets his damned castle and lordship, making him lord bronn blackwater of harrenhal, which is how ( after a few generations ) lysander ends up here

as you can probably tell by his name, lysander is a bastard from the riverlands, the natural son of lord tion blackwater, fathered on the wife of his kennelmaster, an honestly dimwitted young girl renowned more for her beauty than ... anything else

anyway when she found out she was pregnant she pretty much mcLost it and raised some hell because neither lord blackwater nor her husband were gonna want to be doing shit to make sure she and her baby were safe, so she basically tapped into westerosi call-out culture n guilt-tripped/aggressively pressured lord blackwater into ensuring lysander’s safety

of course she didn’t bargain for her own safety because like i said she ain’t that smart and pretty much figured tion would take care of her but ... once she gave birth to lysander she was ‘given back’ to her husband who, obviously enraged by her infidelity, beat her to an early grave

meanwhile lysander’s father was young, had recently come into his lordship, and was as of yet unmarried, so for a few of the early years he kinda played dad to lysander ? of course he wasn’t a great dude and mostly just had lysander taught to ride and read and fight and all that, things all young boys should know etc. but then he got married and started having real life legitimate children ?

well we all know how that goes --- this new wife was concerned lysander, as the eldest son ( although still a bastard ) might present a threat to the inheritance of her own, legitimate children and tried to talk her husband into ousting him. when that didn’t work ( listen, lysander’s a strapping young lad with an obvious talent for fighting and her own children are weak lil babies which one would you rather hang out with ) she even tried to have him killed 

tbh that was fair, he was a lowkey murderous creep even as a child, but like .. he was still blossoming ok. but he definitely did kill a stableboy for taunting him and calling him a bastard, it was a pretty ... messy affair and all, and definitely didn’t help convince his father’s wife that he wasn’t gonna murder her children to claim their birthright

lmao bad shit happens at harrenhal don’t come for me ok

so after that, for everyone’s safety but also just for his own convenience, tion sends lysander off to be a squire in the service of lord blackwood

ok so this ! is where lysander turns from smol child to Evil Man .. tbh the older her gets, the more cognizant he becomes of how shitty his situation really is, and learning about all the laws of inheritance that preclude him from the lordship he believes should be his pisses him the fuck off

especially after being not so ceremoniously kicked out of his own home where he had pretty much free reign to a place where he was a squire and beholden to some other lord’s commands, he was Not Happy

but mostly he just put that anger into his training like my dude practically came out of the womb with a sword and is damned skilled with it, but also trained in most other common weapons found in the known world. that’s just what happens when you’re a lil dude with a lot of anger and some not so savory tendencies

honestly lives to fight. was knighted by brynjolf blackwood at age sixteen, one of the youngest in the realm at the time, and having grown rather close to lord blackwood’s daughter frida, became her unofficial guard / sworn sword. honestly they were pals ok he definitely felt some loyalty towards her and her father and longs to be accepted and just

doesn’t rly know how to go about that so instead of doing what a normal person does my boy just is a reckless endangerment to most of the surrounding area. he’s furious and resentful of his position and idk just there’s a lot of anger and sadness there but it aint healthy 

so he runs off and picks fights, wants to always be the one leading the charge against outlaws or brigands. even then, he’s garnering a bloody reputation, earning him some unpleasant ( but lbr badass ) nicknames idk. some ppl call him lysander the red --- he doesn’t hate that tbh. loves the ghost of harrenhal makes him feel ~*~special~*~

 other ppl call him the blackwater bastard. he’s less happy abt that. 

definitely stabhappy. will fight a bitch.. this gets him into some trouble ok like for a while the blackwoods mind their own business and turn a blind eye to the increasingly shitty stuff he gets up to. really, they’re all too happy to have someone skilled doing the dirty work they’d rather not ( listn ok it’s good to have a mad dog on a leash ) but eventually when he seriously wounds a visiting lordling while sparring --- the wound festers, costs the young lord an arm, and rumors abound that lysander’s blade was poisoned --- there’s really no more excuses or second chances

despite an obvious bond with frida, brynjolf still sends lysander away after that ( bc he’s a lil shitstain tbh ) but what he doesn’t know is ... ooooooh it was rly frida who had him sent away, her dad just did the sending

i tbh still need to figure out exactly how old he was when this happened, but idk since then i imagine he’s mostly been making a fucking nuisance of himself in and around the seven kingdoms ? sleeping around, killing dudes, having fun. he’s a big fan of the killing dudes bit idk .. been creeping around the rainwood, the dornish marches, and more recently the kingswood. killin’ outlaws . “protecting people from outlaws” is a great way to cover up just havin fun fighting n stealing from ppl i guess. he makes a few ‘friends’ doing this too, a brotherhood of unsavory, selfish little fucks tbh but oh well, a friends’ a friend

since this everyone and half their damned household came to king’s landing, all the major roadways and passages to the capital have been teeming with outlaws and brigands hoping to steal from these lords and ladies, and right there behind them is lysander and his merry band of murderers ready to kill these thieves, then steal what they had stolen, and then lie through their damned teeth and pretend they never found shit

so yeah this whole big celebration thing is pretty lucrative for him idk he’s having fun, doing his thing, ready to either kill or die at any minute i Guess

anyway like his app says he’s loyal to house blackwood and altho he lowkey maybe still is in some ways, he’s mostly loyal to himself. he’s like a videogame character idk ready to do any kind of sidequest if u pay him enough, but he is Not a good person at all and loves him some torture tbh. can be charming when he wants to be, and goal-oriented and disciplined enough that he can easily come across as the good dutiful soldier but bish he ain’t

highkey wants harrenhal. that’s his #lifegoal but ofc that’s not super easy to achieve. pretty much impossible tbh but hey a boy can dream

so that’s lysander .. honestly if u made it to the end of this fucking thing i applaud u. what a monstrosity smh...

[justifiedthehomicide]

101 thoughts i had while watching Changing of the Guard

101 thoughts while watching Changing of the Guard

1. Hm. Well, the theme song/clip sequence isn’t different. Shiro is still in the black lion. Good sign? 2. I bet Keith’s looking for Shiro 3. Flashback to remind us yet again that our favorite space dad is gone. Keith is sad. We’re all sad. 4. Yes. Yes he is looking for him. My heart just broke a little bit. 5. “Changing of the Guard” is such a deep title for this episode. It’s appropriate though. *cries in corner* 6. Allura wat u doin 7. Your room is gOALS 8. Coran knows what he’s talking about (most of the time) 9. Also, I’m loving his father-figure-ness right now 10. Alfor is Mentioned TM once again 11. hEY I remember this scene from the trailer yooooooo 12. The Blade of Marmora is epic and they know it 13. But here’s the real question here- how did they jump from so high and not diE?! Like I know they tucked and rolled and whatever, but still. That was up wAY too high to survive, dudes. Maybe Galra can survive it though? Idk 14. This is honestly a really pretty planet 15. Giant laser eye thing will definitely cause a problem 16. LANCE’S BACKFLIP 17. Hunk thinks he’s punny 18. The BOM finally trusts Voltron enough to ask for their help XD 19. Oh look the giant laser eye thing caused a problem 20. Hunk just. Drills through the rock. Applause. 21. Lance is sTILL waiting for his parade 22. Trailer scene! 23. “It’s stILL ALIVE” 24. did u nOT jUST sEE the BOM sAVING your bUTTS?! 25. Sighhhhhhhh Galra prejudice. hOPEFULLY no one finds out about a certain Red Paladin. 26. Hunk is too confident. As soon as you say stuff like that, it aLL goes wrong 27. That doesn’t look like it was carved recently. Just sayin. 28. Trainer scene! And Hunk, my child, speak quieter about such things 29. Why does the dude behind the leader guy have cracked glasses? 30. Lance Reads The Mood TM 31. This dude isn’t even tRYING to hide his disdain for the BOM. RUDE 32. Yeesh, no pressure. Do you not see that not all the lions are there? 33. Pidge is so close yet so far. She looks rlly pretty in that lighting tho 34. Coran is a Good Uncle 35. Pidge is Theorizing 36. Coran nO wAT u dOIN 37. What even is ur theme song anyway 38. I need answers 39. Pigeon, your smartness overwhelms me 40. fIND MATT PLEASE 41. AND SHIRO WHILE YOURE AT IT 42. Aaaaand this story arc is not picked up again for the rest of the season. What was the point?????? 43. Awwww they’re having fun chatting about their adventuressss 44. Aaaaand here comes the Serious Train. Woot woot! 45. Keith is very sad *cries in corner* he needs his brother and a hug 46. Great job Keith now eVERYONE is sad 47. Iconic Line TM 48. The team is Shook 49. Keith says hahahahaha nO 50. I NEED FLASHBACKS FROM KEITHS CHILDHOOD. WHO GAVE UP ON HIM? WHY DIDNT SHIRO? HOW? WHEN? I NEED ANSWERS 51. Angsty Exit TM 52. When Keith is sad, everyone is sad 53. And suddenly, Galra 54. So that’s what Zarkon looks like without his helmet 55. Trailer scene! 56. Throk is nosing in places he shouldn’t nose 57. Haggar reeeallllyyyy doesn’t want people to know Zarkon is basically dead 58. Lotor is coming yEET 59. INVISIBLE GALRA GIRL OMG 60. #smirk 61. A dinner with two Alteans, the four Paladins that lack impulse control, a mostly-Galran rebel, and five leaders of planets? This’ll totallyyyy go well 62. Hunk is a proud chef 63. Wowwww Kolivan. Very dark 64. Oh ok nvm 65. Allura is Inspiring 66. LEADER DUDE STOP ASKING FOR VOLTRON, YOURE MAKING THIS WAY TOO COMPLICATED FOR THE POOR PALADINS 67. Hunk is so happy with his food, this pure ray of sunshine 68. Keith reallyyyyy doesn’t wanna be here. I don’t blame him rip 69. Pidge is sO sHORT 70. Lance no 71. DUDE STAHPPPP 72. kEITH 73. Look dude I understand you’re super duper upset and I feel for you so much but did you hAVE to do it in front of the leADER DUDES 74. STOP BEING MEAN TO THE BOM 75. I kinda agree with Keith on this one 76. Is that bad? 77. DRAMATIC EXIT 78. Hunk attempts to Salvage the Situation 79. I’m so proud of him for figuring out Earth food without Earth ingredients 80. I wanna pizza roll 81. TRAILER SCENE 82. WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS HERE 83. Throk is a Gossip TM 84. Lotor is a very good sword fighter. Can he and Keith face off please? Pleaseeee? 85. Lotor is the literal definition of the gray area and I don’t know how I feel about that 86. His generals are epic though 87. So are his speeches 88. Allegiance #pledged 89. That one dude is gonna cause problems tho I kNOW iT 90. KITTY KITTY KITTY 91. Just when you think Lotor’s an ok dude he sends someone out to rot with the ice worms 92. Keith is like a sad kitten ok 93. Does he even know everyone else is there? 94. They allllll look at Lance to comfort Keith awwww cuties 95. wE ARE SO CLOSE FELLOW KLANCE SHIPeRSS SO CLOOSE 96. HEY MAN 97. They’re bonding over losing Shiro this is rlly sad ok 98. ALLURA LOST HER WHOLE PLANET GUYS. PEOPLE FORGET THIS. 99. Keith did nOT want to do this. I am sad now. He just needs his brother and a hug. I need a hug. they all need a hug. 100. AAAAAAH THAT WAS AWESOME 101. TIME FOR THE NEXT EPISODE YO

[murasakiyuzu]

Um if ur still doing that writing prompt could u do #1 for noiz and Aoba because I love your noiao fanfic so much😊 OR koujaku and noiz with #33 whichever speaks to u more

FINALLY i have it.

since you mentioned liking my fanfic, i wrote a little post-ending story, using the two prompts because I love noiz and aoba Floofing All Over the Place and i also love koujaku plotting noizs demise. what a great relationship. 

i hope ull like it! (and excuse any typo/grammar mistakes, i wrote half of this between 2am and 8am, ill fix things up slowly lm a o)

On AO3: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10830039

Was itreally a “reception” if it was just a bunch ofmid-twenties-to-late-thirties men in yukata drinking sake and laughing loudlyaround a coffee table? That’s what Noiz asked himself, watching Mizuki’sfriends make jabs at each other with a cup held loosely on his fingers.

Heshouldn’t have expected anything different, really. Mizuki and Sei didn’t suitthe idea of wedding receptions Noiz had constructed from the many parties hehad to—begrudgingly—attend. One of them being Agnes and Emilia’s; he still had headachesjust from remembering the sheer extravagancy of the celebration. What kind ofwedding reception lasted two days?

Mizuki andSei were the very opposite of that. Firstly, Sei hated crowds and noisiness, sothere was no way a big party would’ve been a comfortable endeavor for him.

Secondly,Mizuki still hated spending money, the cheapskate.

But thenagain, Noiz thought with a snort as his lips touched the rim of his sake cup,Mizuki would’ve gladly gone bankrupt paying for a party if it was for Sei. Thishuge house they were in right now was proof of that; picture frames of thecouple’s shared life littering the walls and every flat surface sans the floor.

So, insteadof a big party with a big cake, famous photographers and hundreds of strangersin crisp suits and long dresses… Mizuki and Sei settled for a small gatheringin their living room, counting with only the wedding ceremony’s few guests. SeragakiTae, Haruka and Nine decided to forgo the little celebration, but it was stillquite rowdy; Koujaku and Mizuki exchanged little stories from their growing uptogether, and Mizuki’s teammates tackled them with their own perspectives, dragginggraceless guffaws from each other.

The oneperson that could mind it, though, was fast asleep, head lolling on Mizuki’sshoulder. Mizuki had tried to stop Sei from sleeping so early, it’ll mess up your sleep schedule you dummy,but his husband ultimately curled up along his side on the sofa and dozed off.Mizuki simply wrapped a supporting arm around his waist and kept onentertaining his guests with an easy smile.

Noiz didn’treally have much to contribute, so he contented himself with watching the trading of quips and teasingover the coffee table. The sake didn’t inebriate him but set pleasant, simmeringwarmth under his skin, enough that he quickly discarded his suit jacket and tie,undoing the top two buttons of his dress shirt. There was only one thing botheringhim as his gaze floated towards the empty spot beside him, the grey zabuton gonecold but still rumpled under the weight that was there before.

Where theheck was Aoba?

To thinkAoba had told his father that he would keepthese delinquents in line, and now he was gone. It had been almost twentyminutes since Noiz had returned from the bathroom and Mizuki told him Aoba hadleft for a moment, waving him off dismissively when Noiz asked where he went.

Aftersending all the wedding pictures Theo demanded from him (I may not be able to take the time off to attend it but you’ll be myeyes at their wedding, Wim!), Noiz got up from the floor with a grunt,slipping the phone back into his pants’ pocket.

“I’mgonna look for Aoba,” he let Mizuki know, not waiting for any vocalresponse since his friend was busy sneering and playfully kicking Koujaku’sshoulder.

The raucouslaughter and banter ebbed away as Noiz stepped away from the living room. As heroamed around the house, he thought of where Aoba could be, and came up withnothing; the house was spacious but didn’t exactly count with many rooms. Havingfound the kitchen and bathroom empty, he had to move to the less likely places.He wasn’t surprised to find the dark storage room uninhabited, as well as Mizukiand Sei’s bedroom.

The lastroom was a place he hadn’t, in fact, visited before. Noiz slid the door openwith his shoulders set stiffly, worrying he was snooping around too much andinvading Sei’s privacy. Noiz didn’t worry or care for Mizuki’s privacy,obviously.

The firstthing he noticed was the array of colorful canvases spread around the room,some propped up on easels while others were leaning against the walls. Noizremembered vaguely that Aoba told him about Sei’s sudden interest in art, butNoiz never imagined it was something to this scale.

Splotchesof bright neon colors and thick dark lines might’ve momentarily distracted Noizfrom the next obvious thing in the room, but it didn’t take long for Noiz’sgaze to fall upon the open doors on the other side of the room, displaying the dimlylit lawn and trees’ roots.

That, andAoba’s back as he sat with his legs folded on the edge of the outer corridor. The tussled hair spilling between his shoulder bladeswas a strong contrast to the deeper blue of his yukata.

With hiseyes narrowed, Noiz closed the door behind him silently, padding towards thelonely figure staring out at the yard.

“Aoba.”

The otherman flinched at the sound of his voice. But what made Noiz raise an eyebrow wasthe sputter of repressed laughter that followed. Before he could call out tohim again, however, Aoba twisted around to look at him.

Almost atthe same time Noiz registered the flushed cheeks and wobbly grin pulled acrossAoba’s features, his green eyes zeroed in on the bottle of sake between hisboyfriend’s legs, pale thighs peeking through the opening of his blue yukata.

“Noiz~”Aoba greeted with a syrupy lilt to his voice, visibly swaying in place. Noiz startledout of his leering and blinked down at Aoba, momentarily torn between grimacingand snorting.

“Areyou drunk?”

Aobasputtered with maybe a bit too much spit involved.

“No! I’m okay! I can’t feel my toes,though!”

Noizcouldn’t hold back a breathy laugh. He plopped down beside Aoba, feelings hishazy eyes boring into his profile. As Noiz let his legs dangle over the edge, thegrass blades tickled at the tips of his toes through his socks, moist with dew.

Outside, inthe shadows of the room’s artificial lighting, they were bathed in softmoonlight. The sky was clear and cloudless, the spring chill falling over themlike a veil. Against the deep blue undertones, strokes of silver illuminatedAoba’s glassy eyes, the gentle line of his nose and cheekbones as he continued to look at Noiz with fawning eyes.

“Whatis it?” Noiz asked, smiling crookedly.

Aobablinked, body shaking momentarily with a silent hiccup. Then, his browsupturned minutely and his hazel eyes flashed with something—something that Noizquickly realized with a shock that was tears,welling up fast and drip dropping down Aoba’s pink cheeks.

Noiz openedhis mouth uselessly. Even if he had any words, Aoba would have easily—andliterally—blown them away as he slapped his hands on each side of Noiz’s faceand stumbled through his next sentence.

“W-why…are you so pretty, you bastard?”

Aoba was glaring at him as Noiz simply stared, lipsgaping dumbly like a fish’s. Their long silence was broken by a hiccup fromAoba, which seemed to fling him into another rampage.

“Y-you’reso freakin’ pretty with your crazy green eyes and s-soft hair, it’s so—hic!—so hard on me, you know? Do youknow how many times I took out—hic!—crumpledpapers with kiss marks and phone numbers from your s-suit pockets on laundryday? You don’t even realize they’rethere, do you!”

“I doknow they’re there,” Noiz grumbled, eyebrows twisted in a frown. “Ijust don’t care.”

“Then care!” Aoba cried, squeezing Noiz’sface harder between his splayed hands. Noiz winced slightly. “I get s-soangry when I see those numbers with hopeful women’s names I’m just ughhh, I know you can’t wear the ring atthe office and—hic!—it’s not awedding ring anyway, and even if we got—hic!—married,it’d be bad if people knew but if people doesn’t know, then they think theyhave a chance with you and I’m just… ughhhh!”

Noizgrinned—as much as he could with his lips smooshed between his cheeks. Deepdown, but not as deep as it probably should be, he was happy that Aoba wasactually capable of this much possessiveness. Aoba never showed this side ofhim, at least not while sober. It filled him with faint satisfaction, but healso thought Aoba shouldn’t even think of these things.

“Theydon’t have a chance anyway. You know that.”

“I knooow,” Aoba moaned stubbornly,and Noiz huffed out a laugh. “I just- I want everyone to know, like, yeah,this gorgeous guy is mine! I see him naked on a daily basis and we use the sameshampoo!”

“God,Aoba,” Noiz laughed and Aoba dropped his hands from his cheeks to hisshoulders, dropping his head.

“Can Itell you a secret?” Aoba queried after a short moment of quietness.

“Whatis it?”

“I’mactually super drunk.”

Noiz snorted.

“Thissake is the best shit I’ve ever tasted and I’ve completely lost sense of howmuch I can drink before I’m fucking smashed,” Aoba explained, looking upat Noiz under wet eyelashes. His sudden crying spell seemed to have gone away.

Noiz smootheda hand over his back. “I know.”

“Noiz…I love you.”

There wassomething dangerously heart-wrenching about hearing these words amidst the slurof inebriation in Aoba’s tongue. Noiz gulped.

“Ilove you too.”

Aobashifted closer, nuzzling his nose and his cheek against the line of Noiz’s jaw,burrowing his face on his neck. Noiz distantly heard the sound of the sake bottlefalling over the edge of the platform.

“You…smell really good,” Aoba marveled with his breath puffing against Noiz’sskin, made hotter with the buzz of alcohol in his veins.

Noiz shivered, trying to rein in the arousal raising the hairs on his arms and legs. That was the least appropriate situation for sex—even if he usually didn’t care for that. It was hardly worth the very real possibility of Mizuki catching them in the act and making things weird for the next many months to come.

“Noiz…please, marry m…”

Wide-eyed,Noiz waited for the rest of the sentence. It didn’t come as a surprise,however, when he heard and felt the light snoring on his neck. A small, softsmile bloomed in his face.

When Noizreturned to the living room, having carefully carried Aoba from Sei’s studio,the room was almost completely vacated. The coffee table was still litteredwith empty cups and plates which earlier carried snacks. The guys from DryJuice were nowhere to be seen, and even Mizuki and Sei weren’t on the sofaanymore. Instead, Koujaku was sitting on one corner, contemplating the unlitcigarette between his fingers before raising his eyes to the newcomers.

Koujaku’seyes narrowed almost imperceptibly as Noiz walked up to the other corner of thesofa and sat there soundlessly, heaving Aoba onto his lap. His boyfriend curledup against his chest like a cat, still deep in slumber. His ponytail was almostcompletely undone, falling in haphazard strands over his face.

Noizbreathed.

“Somethingabout you makes me want to commit extreme violence,” Koujaku promptlysaid, lips curling in blatant distaste as he side-eyed Noiz.

“That’sa lot of complicated words coming from you,” Noiz retorted with an amused grin.

Koujakusneered at him, but before he could get an insult in, Aoba was tightening hishand on Noiz’s shirt, frowning.

“N-noo… I’m not… gonna wear a whitedress, Noiz…”

Noizblinked down at his boyfriend, and from Koujaku’s “absolutely disgusted” expression, he had heardAoba’s words just as clearly.

“Oh,you two finally showed up!” Mizuki said with a chipper tone as hereentered the living room, having changed his yukata for sweats. Then, his gazemoved from Noiz and Aoba to Koujaku. A teasing grin slowly stretched across hisface.

“Third-wheelin’it like a champ, I see.”

Koujakusimply flipped him the bird and Mizuki laughed heartily.

“Willyou two sleep over?” He asked, turning his eyes back to Noiz. “Wedon’t have a guest room but I can get out the futons for you. You can use Sei’sstudio, there’s enough space there.”

Noizthought it over for a moment. He’d prefer sleeping on a regular bed any givenday, but it was a bit too late already to bother Tae-san. He nodded in agreement.

“Alrightthen, I’ll fix you guys up,” Mizuki said with a bright smile.

“AndI’m leaving,” Koujaku announced, sentence arcing into a yawn that hequickly muffled with a hand. “Day starts early tomorrow. Again,congratulations on your marriage, Mizuki.”

Theyexchanged a quick hug, slapping each other’s back for good measure beforeparting. Then, Koujaku turned a glare towards Noiz.

“And Idon’t accept you yet. Aoba is too good for you.”

“Thatis true,” Noiz acquiesced coolly. Koujaku merely squinted at him even morethreateningly and left the living room. When the front door clicked shut,Mizuki sighed.

“Don’tmind this guy. He’s just too protective; Aoba’s been like a little brother tohim since forever.”

“Ithought he was pissed off because he actually has a thing for Aoba.”

Mizukisnorted. “As far as I know, he’s straight as a ruler, but,” heshrugged. “Who knows? Aoba had his fair share of admirers growing up.Koujaku’s always been there, so maybe I just didn’t notice. I don’t think it’slike that, though. I mean, imagine protecting something your whole life, andthen this something sleeps with this guy you hate?”

“Oh,so you finally accept he hates me?” Noiz asked, a brow cocked up.

Mizukishrugged again. “I haven’t given up on hope completely. If you guys can’tbond over your protective instincts for Aoba, then I guess nothing else can bringyou together. Just try jumping in front of a bullet for Aoba or something; thatwould probably touch Koujaku.”

“Don’ttempt me,” Noiz said under his breath, prompting a laugh from Mizuki. Theredhead turned on his heel and disappeared around the corner, humming under hisbreath as he went after the guest futons.

Noiz lookedup at the ceiling, wrapping his arms a little bit tighter around Aoba’s frame.He glanced at the silver-colored ring on his finger, which had been there forso long already that he barely ever thought of it. The weight of it on hisfinger was simply part of his body; the temperature was the same as his skin.It was so integral to his person that more than once he only remembered to takeit off when he was in his car, in front of his office.

Aobagrumbled something unintelligible under his breath and Noiz fondly looked downat his peaceful expression.

All ofAoba’s worries and anxieties… they could talk about that tomorrow. If Aobadidn’t deny every word, that is. And then, maybe they could talk aboutmarriage.

Noiz’sfingertip trailed easily over the ring on Aoba’s finger, twin to his own. Itwas but a slight bump, like the raised skin of a scar long healed. The sametemperature, a part of his body.

Leaning hishead on the back of the sofa, Noiz played with the idea of not removing hisring before heading to work on Monday.

[pussywiki]

all of the vaguely nsfw asks (u can skip some of ure not comfortable answering them)

Omg thank you angel!! I might have to put this under a cut, but we’ll see

1. Are looks important in a relationship?: To an extent, but they are in no way the most important thing in a relationship

2. Are relationships ever worth it?: Absolutely

3. Are you a virgin?: I am

4. Are you in a relationship?: Yes

5. Are you in love?: Yea

6. Are you single this year?: No

7. Can you commit to one person?: Yup

8. Describe your crush: Does Shana still count as a crush if I’m dating her?

9. Describe your perfect mate: Chill, respectful, good sense of humor, supportive, likes animals, and probably some other stuff but I can’t think of more rn. It’s all personality stuff tho

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?: No

11. Do you ever want to get married?: Maybe someday 

12. Do you forgive betrayal?: Very rarely

13. Do you get jealous easily?: Depends, but usually yea

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?: Does Shana count?

15. Do you have any piercings?: I have my septum, my belly button, and my ears pierced

16. Do you have any tattoos?: No, but I really want some!! I have tons planned

17. Do you like kissing in public?: Yup

20. Do you shower every day?: Yea

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?: I mean I’d like to think my gf does

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?: Idk, probably not

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?: Totally

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?: Probably not

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?: Ya. Im a relationship person

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?: mmhmm

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?: Nope

28. Have you ever been cheated on?: Not to my knowledge

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?: No

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?: I’ve never seriously considered plastic surgery

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?: I have

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?: Nope

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?: No

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?: No

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?: Ye

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?: Only briefly

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?: Yes

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?: No

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?: Surprisingly no

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?: Many

41. Have you had sex so far this year?: No

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?: Not long, I’m really handsy

43. How long was your longest relationship?: 8 months

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?: 2 girlfriends, 1 boyfriend

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?: I’m not sure

46. How many times did you have sex last year?: zero

47. How old are you?: I’m a minor and that’s all u gotta know

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?: I’d probably ask to talk about it, but ultimately I’d respect whatever she chooses to do. She deserves to be happy, even if it isn’t with me

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?: How supportive she is!

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?: Lmao fuck no

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?: Yesm

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?: There is, but I don’t really want to get into it

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?: Yea

54. Is there someone you will never forget?: Yup

55. Share a relationship story.: My current partner and I are still making our stories, and I’d rather keep my other two relationships pretty private. I’m still very close w my ex bf, we actually work together a ton on projects, so I don’t want to share things about him just in case he doesn’t feel comfortable w it 

56. State 8 facts about your body: I’m double jointed in my hips, I have freckles on most parts of my body, I have birthmark on my right calf, I have a mole on my left hand, I have a bad heart, my shoulder blades never settled, my collar bones stick out, I have a weirdly long tongue

57. Things you want to say to an ex: Choke

58. What are five ways to win your heart?: Remembering little things, random sweet texts, not making fun of my interests, being passionate, communicating

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!): I look really bad rn so I don’t want to post a pic, but here is my selfie tag!

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?: One year

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?: How they carry and present themselves 

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?: Is it bad that the first thing that came to mind was remember my chipotle order...I’m honestly not sure

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?: Any situation where you are pleasuring someone/being pleasured sexually, be it with mouths, fingers, toys, whatever. 

64. What is your definition of cheating?: Doing anything with another person that was not previously discussed with your partner, or was discussed and your partner wasn’t okay with it. Like say you talked about whether or not it was okay to kiss other people and your partner said they aren’t okay with that, but you go and kiss other people anyway, that would technically be cheating

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?: I’m not comfy answering this

66. What is your favourite roleplay?: Or this

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?: Going to a bookstore and then just wandering around town. I’m also a big fan of lunch dates

68. What is your sexual orientation?: I’m a lesbian

69. What turns you off?: Being rude, and bad breath are the main two

70. What turns you on?: Marking, being rough, dirty talk, good kissers, and like a lot more

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?: I don’t remember tbh

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?: I don’t feel comfy answering

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?: idk like get me ice cream or smthn

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?: Pretty eyes

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?: Nothings coming to mind rn I feel so bad. So many people have done really sweet things for me, but I don’t know what’s the sweetest

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?: The first thing that came to mind was I got Em the giant yarn she’d been eyeing for Christmas like a year or two ago

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?: I have really mixed feelings tbh. I think that as long as both people are in the same stage of neural development it should be okay, but at the same time im kinda :/// about extreme age gaps

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?: I don’t really have any dirty secrets, I feel like I talk about all the dirty stuff I’ve done

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?: I haven’t felt jealous in a while, surprisingly. Not sure if that’s good or bad

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?: Like just a couple minutes ago!

81. Who are five people you find attractive?: My gf, Kat Mcnamara, Karla Souza, Aja Naomi King, Daddy Oreo, Alisha Wainwright

82. Who is the last person you hugged?: My momma

83. Who was your first kiss with?: My oldest friend (that one bf)

84. Why did your last relationship fail?: She was really abusive and I was like :/// no

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?: Yeet