#anyways they're both lesbians

[moonfruito]

el and nancy's experiences of girlhood being dichotomised in season one kills me. el looks at the pretty girl and the pretty pink bedroom and this life she's crafted that she parades in pictures and she craves it, so deeply, that she spends the whole season wearing nancy's old dress, this hyper-feminine pink thing, peter pan collars and frills. it sits on her so jarringly, resolutely at odds with her shaved head and death stare and face permanently stained with dirt and blood and tears, and mike's crumpled blue jacket doesn't match, doesn't fit, and she looks so small, but she wants to be the girl in the picture. she wants back the innocence that she never got to have, scrounges off the scraps of nancy's girlhood where she can find it, while nancy loses it at the exact same time. she loses her virginity and her childhood best friend and she ties her hair back and learns to shoot a gun and she learns, through the pain and violence, that her life as a small-town good girl behind a picket fence was lost with everything else that went that day, died with barb. she's a slut and a monster hunter and a woman at sixteen and now she's looking at the girl in the picture and craving her life too. she left her girlhood by the poolside, torn and bloodied and ripped fresh from her chest, and el picks it up, dusts it off, and wears it like armour.

[verysmallcyborg]

babies first vanilla mashup!!!! i saw some REALLY cool boots in a screenshot, but i couldn't find them anywhere, so.... i did it myself :3c it's manusya/bonewicca sabatons (the heels) + ignominy sollerets

i love manusya boots so much, so i might have to do more mashups with them and other armored longboots.... very happy about actually finishing something myself!!! ;v;

[veggiecorner]

I keep constantly thinking about how in the Twilight Princess manga Zelda has OoT Zelda's memories and regrets...and the emotions she was feeling seeing the hero shade

Thinking about how TP Zelda saw TP Link and thought of the hero of time, and how her ancestor passed on without knowing what happened to him. TP Zelda isn't her ancestor but she has her memories and TP Link isn't the hero of time yet whenever she sees him she's reminded? Do you think after the quest she calls him to a meeting to discuss the memories? To ask if he sees his ancestors memories as well? How would she even feel if he said he doesn't...

[farbeagle]

Geeta w absolutely 0 self-awareness trying to loosen up and have a fun """"girls night"""" with Rika (who has no idea what she's doing), 5 glasses of red into the night: I know I seem really put together and on top of things—

Rika: Oh, that's— You think— That's how you see yourself, huh?

Geeta, didn't even notice Rika was talking: —but I'm not, you know? The Paldea League is a huge mess and nobody even knows

Rika: Nobody?

Geeta, tearing up: And I think Larry like genuinely hates me

Rika, hurriedly deleting several text threads: Whaaaat, no he doesn't. Haha anyway who wants a manicuuure

[shmobugsbrainrot]

60's fem presenting zira n crowley! based on this post by neil gaiman :)

[bumblingbabooshka]

Someone on the "is it not enough to see Tuvok" post commented "Unfortunately, seeing Tuvok frequently requires also seeing a Neelix, which is unacceptable." and Bea, I am being sooo brave about it, I've not even murdered them (yet)

I am pinning this to your lapel like a purple heart:

They are worsties, they're divorced despite never being married, they have pigtail crushes on each other, they are mutually annoying co-workers, they are middle aged men and also high school girls with the most insane beef ever, family men without families, orchid breeders (one for sustenance and the other for beauty), they're everything.

[fvaleraye]

Madness Combat is a good series and we will have a bunch of OCs and sonas in it. For fun. Just a quick drawing of Vallie having to drag Faye back from the dead through 2BDamned's tried and true methods, plus the colorless reference we made of the two of them ages ago and forgot to post. Both characters use she/her, Faye uses it/its in addition.

[snixx]

got queerbaited into reading a book by chatgpt. is this rock bottom

[spandexual]

hey man why did they frame it like this when this is ostensibly a song about Jem flirting with Rio (who is her boyfriend) (well he's Jerrica's boyfriend and Jem is Jerrica in disguise but he doesn't know that and she won't tell him for some stupid reason? but she keeps flirting with him and kissing him and implicitly fucking him and everything and getting upset that he's cheating on her. with herself. which like ok I get that the cheating is upsetting. but you started it. and it is still you he's cheating with. I think Jem/Jerrica is a horrible person btw) what I'm getting at is wow I need to do a rewatch of this show and maybe I was not making up the intense lesbian vibes that exist in my head

[tomwambsgans]

tom's straightguysona was constructed by looking to the emphasis of exclusive heterosexuality without necessarily macho masculinity in 40s-modern middle america as well as academia, particularly the excusable effeminacy granted to men in the upper classes due to it simply being a mark of man being civilized, which is perfectly fine so long as you openly lament the loss of true masculinity. and greg's straightguysona was constructed by listening to weezer in middle and high school

[kingdomoftyto]

Decided to check out the audio drama Fawx & Stallion this weekend and GUYS... guys this show is SO FUNNY. I couldn't stop laughing for the first three episodes straight.

It's the story of some wannabe detectives living in Victorian London. Specifically, they live at 224B Baker Street, just across the street from a certain pair of decidedly more famous detectives--and they're sick and tired of having all their potential cases scooped by Sherlock Fucking Holmes. Luckily for them, while Holmes and Watson are out of town looking into some matter about a dog, a new case comes along and drops--by default--into our would-be heroes' laps.

And just who are these aspiring crime-solvers?

Hampton Fawx: detective and gentleman. What he lacks in common sense he makes up for with raw theater-kid enthusiasm.

James Stallion: gentleman and detective. A loyal friend and companion when he's not being a self-important arse. Runs on approximately 20% gin and 80% spite.

and finally Madge: neither gentleman nor detective. She's just been stood up by her date and she's going to make that everyone else's problem. She'll agree to help on this case just for the Drama.

It's a hysterical romp so far. A lighthearted farce set just offscreen from Holmes' own capers (for now!). Our main trio lacks even a single braincell to share between them, but by GOD they're going to solve this case and I'm going to be cheering them on the whole way there!

From what I can tell, new episodes are typically every other Monday, but the show's on a short hiatus for the holidays, to return in 2023. The first five are currently available to listen to, though, and I highly recommend it!

[llycaons]

love looking at a relationship and going hmm kind of fucked up. best if they never met again for many reasons that they have little control over. and then ppl decide to make them a couple 😔 you can't 'it's true love' yourselves out of everything!!!!

[wildhood]

both my roommates are gay and i love them but sometimes they'll say things like "she isn't bi she's like fully gay" or "she's a lesbian so she's gayer than you" or something along those lines and it's like. come on man. how hard is it to be normal about bisexuality

[captwaddledoo]

i have no idea what my sexuality headcanon for agnea is but sometimes i like to think her and doclenea are lesbian on lesbian warfare

[coolspacequips]

Honestly dipped back into hsr at the last second of black swans banner bc I wanted her so bad lol, but I haven't played in forever so I could only pull a handful of times then give up.... Then I hated acheron's look so much I dropped it again LMAO but now that they're lesbians caught in an Eldritch horror romance 👀👀👀👀

[feralattentionwhore]

There's a joke in here somewhere about slapping and hurting me hits the "get wet" button but I'm too tired to write it