#anywho guess what show i just finished watching

[the-sleepiest-melon]

you will

bring

joy to the nowhere

king

when he sees the light

leaving your eyes

[iaeriy]

unexpected vi • joão fèlix

summary; birth of the twin baby girls!!

word count; 4.2k!!

warnings; birth, crying, mentions of sex, water breaking

a/n: NOT PROOFREAD hey hey! guess who just finished this in a day!? meee🙋🏻‍♀️, anywho i’ve been waiting to write this. Sorry if its small, i tried my best i swear..but anywhoo..hope y’all like the 6th chapter!🎀

3 months ago has passed. Your bump was officially grown and showing out, you were currently helping joão with the cribs. “can’t you believe they’re almost here!” you said kissing his cheek, he chuckled rubbing your hand. “they’re big already..” he spoke, hand rubbing your tummy. The past four months were chaotic, you were struggling everyday to get up from the bed, constantly on a birthing ball, weird cravings everyday. Sleeping more, so much it had joão confused himself. You wrapped your arms around him resting your chin on his shoulder, “i love you..” you spoke, kissing his neck. he turned around cupping your cheeks, “you’re squishing my cheeks!” you muffled out, he chuckled kissing your forehead. “We have to back the twins bag..” you said, he nodded his head. You sat down on the floor, his eyes widening. “baby i don’t think-“ he said, you shook your head. “no i’ll be fine! just help me please..” you said, he nodded his head. “what are we going to need..”

“a lot baby..onesies, pj onesies, mittens, possibly their pacifiers..” you said, he went through each drawer looking for every item. you winced in pain starting to feel the lower back pains happen again, he turned looking at you quickly. “is it happening?” he said, you shook your head whimpering in pain. “just back pain..c-can you help me get on the birthing ball..” you said, he nodded holding your hand helping you get up. you sat on the ball, he watched you start rolling yourself around. he chuckled, “what are we going to do with all these boxes of diapers..and the formulas too..even the clothes!” he nearly shouted as you burtsed out laughing.

“calm down baby..we can put the clothes in hangers if you want or one the other drawer.” you said, he looked at you. “other drawer?” he said, you nodded. “for when they start to grow up, all the clothes that are by months are in there like for to six months..” you said giggling, he nodded his head. “are you packing your stuff in the bag too..” he said, you shrugged. “I don’t know how long we’re staying..that’s why i made you put about four to five onesies..” you gulped feeling a kick, he looked at you. “can i talk to them…pleaseeee..”he said, you stopped rolling your hips before he crawled over to you, “rosaliee, naomiii..” he said, a kick making your stomach twitch. “daddy can’t wait to see you..” he kissed your bump, you giggled playing wih his hair. “although stop hurting your mommy..” he tapped your stomach, you giggled. he went back up cupping your cheeks.

you closed your eyes slightly humming, “do you miss me..?” you whispered, he nodded his head. you giggled biting his lip, he tongue kissed you as you kissed back giggling. he slightly picked you up, laying you down on the soft carpet. your hands tangling in his hair while the two of you kissed, he cupped your cheek caressing your skin softly. you whimpered feeling his hands under your top, the sound of floki barking downstairs causing you both to stop kissing. you pulled away, breathing heavily just a bit. “i think someones here..” you whispered, he nodded his head. you sat up criss crossed before he helped you get up, “come on lets go check.” he said, you shook your head. “i-i have to finish packing..” you said, he nodded his head kissing your cheek. he went downstairs, you walked to the bedroom then to the bathroom walking into the closet. you looked for two pairs of pjs and a pair of nursing bras walking back to the nursery, you put your belongings in the bag. you looked at the little stuffed animal you had placed on the crib, you grabbed it looking down at your stomach.

“you two will be born soon..” you whispered, you felt two kicks giggling. you put the pink bear down on the crib, walking out the nursery going downstairs. “what are you two doing here-“ you said looking at liliana and fermín. “just wanted to help around and stay in case they’re born..” she said, you nodded your head smiling. “yeah..anytime now..” you said trying to reach down to hold floki, joão grabbed floki placing him in your arms. “thank u” you said, “here! you two will be staying in the guest room..!” you smiled, holding floki as you went upstairs, liliana following you. she stopped in the middle of the hall looking at the nursery, “aww its so cute!” she said, you looked at her. “oh yeah! we just finished the cribs today. we have a lot to put up still, the diapers we have from everybody and the formula it’s a lot..” you said, she looked at you. “i could help after you show me the guest room?” she said, you nodded your head. “that will work, just hopefully my water or contraction doesn’t happen midway..” you said, she giggled as you walked to the guest room.

“this isn’t far from my room and the nursery..” you said, she looked around. “this bed is bigger than the one we have..” she said sitting down on the bed, you put floki down. the dog not leaving standing next to you, “how are the twins tho?” she said, you sighed. “kicking but not kicking as much anymore, they’re at my lower part of my stomach. it feels so off, it doesn’t feel the same like it was since the last week..” you said, sighing shakily again. she placed her hand on your stomach, “you don’t think they’ll be out tonight?” she said, you gulped. “i-i don’t know..due date passed a week ago..” you spoke. she held your hand, “you’ll be okay, let’s just go to the nursery and fix the stuff..” she said, you smiled before the two of you went to the nursery.

you walked inside, looking around. “i’ll do the boxes, you do the formulas, it’s easier for your bump.” she said smiling, you grabbed both cans of formula as you got on your tippy toes placing them ontop of the closet shelf. you heard joão coming up the stairs talking with fermín, he saw you reaching. “y/n-are you sure you should be doing that-“ he said, you gulped looking at him. “u-um..” you said, he chuckled. “it’s okay, we’ll be in the gaming room..” he said, you nodded your head going back to putting up the formulas. “oh wait!” you said he peeked his head back in, “hm?” he said, you giggled. “pack the things you’ll need when we’re at the hospital, y’know..just in case..please.” you spoke, he nodded his head walking out going to your room.

after you two finished everything you looked at the cribs one more time, “they even have their first initals on which side is theirs..” you said, your stomach fluttering at the thought. you giggled before you turned around, “are you coming downstairs with me?” you said, liliana nodded her head. The two of you going downstairs. you sat on the other birthing ball rolling yourself again, liliana sat on the couch. “does it help?” she said, you giggled. “you and joão have asked this already..it works..it helps with the back pain too..” you said, she giggled. the two of you going quiet when you heard joão and fermín screaming over the game they were playing, “i can’t believe these two girls are going to change the both of us..” you sighed out. you put your hair in a bun, you rubbed your eyes fighting back your sleep. it was only 11:14pm.

“go sleep, i’ll watch over in case if you want?” she said, you shook your head. “n-no, it’s fine. go upstairs and sleep, i’ll tell joão to be quiet..” you said, she nodded her head the two of you going upstairs. “goodnight y/n!” she said, you smiled at her. “goodnight lils.” you said before walking to the gaming room, you tapped on the door. joão turned to look at you, “wheres fermín?” you mouthed. “bathroom or with liliana..” he spoke, you sat on his lap. you kissed his cheek, “i’m going to bed, are you coming or going to stay playing..” you said, he shook his head. “i’ll stay playing..” he said, you kissed his cheek. “okay..just don’t be too loud and no later than 1am.” you said, he nodded his head. you got up, he scooted closer to your bump, kissing your lower stomach, “goodnight mis princesas..” he mumbled, you giggled. you kissed his head, “no later than 1am mister.” you said, he nodded his head as you walked out.

you left the door half opened walking into the bedroom, you heard flokis little bell collar jingling around, you laid in the bed going under the covers putting on finding nemo..somewhat lately that’s what you sleep to and watch when you’re bored..kinda childish but hormones..you watched floki plop himself in the middle of the bed. you turned to your side back facing the window, you slowly dozed off as you watched the movie.

3:53am..

you were deep asleep, joãos head was resting on your chest. you woke up, breathing shakily. the pain coming back and going away every 3 minutes, you winced sitting up. “naomi, rosalie..please stop..” you whined, joão groaned softly his head hitting the pillow. you crawled into joãos arm, your head resting on his chest. you whimpered in pain again, “what’s wrong..” joão sleepily murmured, you sat up. “c..contractions..” you grunted loudly at the sharp lower back pain, you slightly got up, turning the lamp on the second you walked, you felt something trickling down your leg, “oh what the fuck.” you looked down, joão sat up quickly. “did your water just break..?” he said, you nodded your head. “fucking contractions, h..hurt!” you winced out. he got up, “do you want me to get liliana?” he said, you shook your head. “n-no! we need to go n-now!” you shouted. joão quickly changed, you were bent over on the bed attempting to control your breathing.

liliana rushed out her room and looked at you from the room, “y/n! is it happening!?” she said, you nodded your head. “y-yes..can you tell my mom i’ll be at the hospital or anybody in concern..” you grunted, gripping the sheets at the lower back pain. joão picked you up from behind, “wo-wha! hey!” you said, he kissed your cheek, “we have to go now okay, everything will be fine baby.” he said, you winced still going through a contraction. meanwhile you could hear liliana speaking with the doctor, joão waited at the door for a conformation. “she needs to go to the hospital now! she’s in labor!” liliana shouted, you looked at joão, swallowing down your saliva nervously. “they said shes in labor and when you get there, just check in and they’ll take her to the room. i’ll meet you guys there soon, good luck!” liliana said running to the guest room, joão opened the door walking to the car putting you in the passenger seat. he started the car getting in, speeding off to the hospital.

“drive slower! i don’t even have a seatbelt on!” you said, whining in pain. he held your hand, “nobody is going to stop me for a fucking ticket y/n! it’s four am!” he said still speeding at 60, “you’re in labor, technically about to push out two babies and you expect me to go slow? we’ll be fine y/n.” he said, you sighed shakily.

you squeezed his hand feeling the same pain again, you grunted loudly. “i-it hurts..” you leaned your head against the seat, you covered your face. “just squeeze my hand when it hurts, breathe in and out. it’ll be done soon y/n..” he said, you nodded your head. you began tearing up, you squeezed his hand feeling the pain become more intense. you breathed heavily and shakily, shaking your head. “i-i’m all wet..” you cried out, he parked the car. “it’s okay, i don’t care. i care more about you right now than your pants being wet.” he said, “i’ll be back okay, just keep breathing.” he said getting out, running out the car into the hospital. you began crying silently, the realization hitting you. you wiped your tears rubbing your eyes before joão came back opening the side of your door, “here, hold my hand.” he said as you held his hand, you sat on the wheelchair. “it’s okay..i’m here..” he whispered kissing your head.

20 minutes later..

you were now laying down in the bed, wearing a pink gown. joão standing next to you, he couldn’t and didnt want to let go of you. you had a bunch of stuff stucked onto you, turns out. you had been in labor since last night, now you were seven meters dilated. you were playing with joãos fingers trying to calm down. “nervous?” he said, you nodded. “y-yea..i just can’t believe it went by that quick..” you said, he kissed your head caressing it. the door knocked and your head shot up quickly looking at the door, “are they born yet..” liliana said, you shook your head. “no, only seven meters dilated..!” you said, you looked to the side of the bed, the two little plastic cribs making you slightly smile, you rested your head against the pillow turning to your side. “is she-“ liliana stood there, “she’s going through a contraction..” joão sighed out. you shut your eyes, trying to avoid the sharp pain. “i’ll be in the lobby, fermín didn’t want to come up here with me, i’ll see you soon.” she said getting out the room.

“are you okay?” he said, his hand rubbing your lower back trying to soothe the pain. you shook your head, “just contractions..” you sighed out, you held your stomach caressing it. a kick in return, “they’re definitely annoyed tho!” you said, giggling between contractions. after moments of silence, you rubbed joãos hand.

you sat up looking at joão, “you’re not..mad a-at me right?” you said, he looked at you. “mad about what baby?” he said, you played with his fingers again, “about you speeding and i got onto you..” you said, he shook his head chuckling. “no of course not..you were in pain and i wasn’t going to let you give birth in the car. specifically at 4 in the morning..” he said kissing your forehead, you looked at him. “i love you okay?” he spoke, you fell back on the pillow nodding your head. “i-i want them out..” you winced in pain, he caressed your forehead. another door knock getting your attention, the nurse coming in. “it’s not anything bad, just checking.” she spoke, she went under the blanket checking, her eyes widened. “i’ll be back!” she said, you looked at joão. “i-i’m not ready..” you whispered out, he looked down at you. “you are, just hold my hand. i’m not letting go of you.” he said, you nodded your head.

he got on the bed, you looked at him. “it’s okay y/n, i’m here.” he said, you rested your head on his shoulder. now it felt like you were at home when you two would practice. “okay y/n, you’re ready to push.” she opened the blanket, sitting between you. she nodded her head, joão was holding your hand. you pushed as you did so, your breathing hitching out in between. “there you go! keep going..” she said, you pushed again your hand gripping joão’s. he kissed your forehead, “you’re doing good..” you groaned in pain, your legs going numb. “her head is almost near! just one more big push!” she said, you pushed harder this time. you breathed heavily, joão sat up behind you when the room went quiet. suddenly the noise of the small little wail making you sigh out in relief, you fell back on joãos chest. “baby one is here!” she said.

the nurse holding her in her hands, joão was looking over. kissing your cheek, “she’s getting checked, shes okay.” he said, his hands rubbing your stomach. no kick, he knew right away himself.

you were nearly crying, joão was kissing your jaw. “it’s okay, just one more..” he said, you sniffled. not even a minute later, you felt it again, pushing without the midwife’s confirmation. she went over to you quickly, looking down. “keep going y/n! her head is almost out!” she shouted, you shouted loudly in pain. gripping onto joãos arm, “y-you’re n-never..having s-sex with me d-daily a-after this!” you said in between your breathing, he smiled chuckling at your words. even the nurses were laughing, joão kissed your cheek whispering words of encouragement. you pushed harder, the little cry out from the last baby making you cry as you fell back onto his chest. your midwife held the other baby in your hand, you sniffled. joão wiped your tears off, he carefully got off the bed kissing your forehead. “you did good, look at them..” he said, you turned around looking at them. the nurse handed you one of them, a small gasp coming out from you, the nurse telling you how to hold her you smiled. “thank you..” you croaked, you held her in your arms. you looked down at her, placing her on your chest.

“she has your birthmark..” joão pointed out, you smiled. “she does..” you said, she looked up at you. her eyes slightly opening, you giggled. the nurse handed the other baby to joão as you watched him, not even a minute of holding her he had a tear rolling down his cheek. once the nurses had left, it was just you and him alone with two little girls. “she looks like rosalie..” you said, joão looked down at the baby in your chest. “she’s the sleepy one..” you said, he chuckled kissing your head. “then this little one is naomi..” he said, he sat down on the sofa. he held her hand with his pinky, naomi wrapping her small fingers around him. he smiled, “i think shes the one that kicked a lot.” he said, you giggled. “rosalie only kicked when we spoke to her..” you said, you looked at the little hat she was wearing. “she has bear ears..” you spoke. joão looked down at naomi, “she has a bow in her head..” he frowned, you giggled.

“i-i’m tired..” you mumbled out, your head resting against the pillow. “sleep, i’ll take care of both of them and let the rest know about the birth.” he said, you nodded your head. you slightly hummed before falling asleep.

6:25am..

you were still asleep, joão had took rosalie off from your chest. you were on your side. “be quiet! she’s still asleep!” he whispered, fermín rolling his eyes. you woke up looking at joão, “any more louder you can get mister..” you murmured out, he smiled kissing your forehead. “where are they..” you said, joão pointed next to you. you sat up looking at them, you heard rosalie suddenly cooing and fussing. you picked her up, holding her against your chest. you slightly lowered down the gown, feeding her. you played with her finger before joão peeked in, “you know i use to do the same before you were born rosalie..” he said, you smacked his head. “stop it! they can hear you.” you said, he chuckled.

“is it true tho..” he said, you rolled your eyes. “she can hear you.” you said, he kissed your forehead. you played with rosalies finger. you were too busy looking down at her, the little breathing making you admire her even more. “she’s perfect..” you whispered, joão chuckled. “thanks to me..” he murmured, you smacked his arm again. “she can hear you.” you frowned. joão walked over to naomi, he looked down at her. “are we allowed to hold her?” fermín said, joão nodded. he held naomi walking over to him, handing her over. “she’s very lightweight..and small..” he said, you held rosalie patting her back. “how the hell do you know about this already..” he said, you giggled. “duh, i use to have to burp my sisters..i was the oldest..” you said, rosalie was cooing and somewhat grunting. “is she-“ he said, you shook your head. “no she’s not making a mess in her diaper.” you rolled your eyes, still patting her back.

you looked at rosalie before she burped loud enough, “oh..” you said, joão chuckled at your reaction. “what about mimi..” he said, you frowned. “naomi?” you said, holding rosalie watching her fall back asleep. “yes, is she getting fed?” He said, you nodded your head. “hold rosie for me..” you murmured, he nodded his head as liliana handed naomi over to joão, you both switched. you looked at him, “don’t say it.” You said, he chuckled—holding naomi before you fed her. her small nails against the side of your boob, you giggled. “that was my job too missy.” he said, you smacked him. “let her eat please..” you whined, he giggled kissing your cheek. “love you.” he whispered, “i love you more..” you whispered, he kissed you. you kissed back giggling. he kissed your forehead, sitting back on the sofa holding rosalie.

“miss hard kicker..” you whsipered, you kissed her forehead gently. “she eats a lot more than rosie..” he said standing next to you, “hush..” you murmured, you held naomi her cheek resting against your shoulder. you started patting her back, you looked at her. the cooing making you smile, “you’re talkative..” you said, naomis eyes suddenly opening. you giggled, kissing her forehead again. “you have your daddy’s eyes..” you whispered, “we’ll be leaving now, leaving you two alone. we’ll be back tomorrow or later!” liliana said as her and fermin left, you looked at joão place rosalie on the small bed for her, you watched him take his shirt off. you blushed heavily, he looked at you. “whats wrong?” he said smirking to himself, “n-nothing.” you gulped, he held rosalie against his chest sitting down on the sofa. you continued patting naomis back before she burped, “oh you too..” you looked down at her.

“should we change them later on baby..” he said, you shrugged. “i-i’m not sure..they just got out my stomach so-“ you said, naomi cooing, you watched joão do skin to skin with rosalie.

“y/n..” he spoke, you looked at him. “yeah?” you said, “what if we get married..” he spoke, your eyes widened. “i-i..” you stuttered blushing at the thought, “we’re already a small family..” he said, you giggled. “soon baby, we’ll make sure it happens.” you said, naomi was cooing even more. “even naomi agrees too..” you spoke, “so..would you tho..” he said, you smiled. “yes, a million times yes.” you said, you kissed naomis forehead.

hours and hours later it had been 9pm.

you and joão were changing the twins. “don’t they shower?” he spoke, you nodded your head. “yea..tomorrow tho!” you said, kissing his cheek. you held naomi grabbing the pink bag, “can you open it for me..” you said, joão nodded his head unzipping the bag, you took the onesie out, putting her down on the bed next to rosalie. “look how small they are next to each other..” he said, you giggled. “they’re perfect..i love you, i love you i love you.” you said kissing him, he chuckled kissing you back. you cupped his cheek still kissing him, “baby..” he whispered, you pulled away giggling. “can you get another onesie out for naomi and the mittens for their hands..” you said, he nodded his head as you unwrapped naomi from the blanket. you took the hat off her head, “oh she’s not bald..” you spoke, he laughed at your comment. you opened the onesie carefully putting it on naomi, you held her fixing it on her. you kissed her cheek placing her back on the bed, she began fussing as you quickly grabbed the mittens putting them onto her hands. you held her watching her legs scrunch.

“lookk..” you said in awe, he chuckled holding rosalie. “matching onesies..” he said, you nodded. “both have pink flowers..” you said, he kissed your cheek. “she’s cold..” joão murmured, “rosie?” you said, he nodded his head. “put her ontop of the blanket and swaddle her..” you said, he nodded his head placing the tiny girl on the blanket, grabbing the sides as he swaddled her. you giggled, “see how cute they are..” you said, he pecked her forehead. sitting back down on the sofa, you put naomi on the small crib. you looked at him, “sure you don’t want to sleep? we should both sleep before we have to start helping them around in the morning bottle feeding them..” you said, he nodded his head. “put her on the crib next to naomi..” you whispered, he got up placing rosalie on the crib. he walked over kissing your forehead. you turned to your side facing the crib and joão, as you watched him look down at both babies. “goodnight to you two..hopefully you both let us sleep.” he whispered, you giggled. “they will, they only ate and slept a lot today..” you said, he nodded his head.

“las amo mucho..” (i love you girls both.)

[happypotato48]

List of Thai BL dramas i've watched with short opinions about them i guess :P

Thai BLs that i finished:

A Boss and a Babe. It's cute for what it is, i loved the gaming friendships and i'm a sucker for forcebook. 7/10 need more unhinged energy from book.

A Tale of Thousand Stars/Our Skyy 2 : Bad Buddy x A Tale Of Thousand stars. this show reminds me a lot of early to mid 2000s lakorns. it's a beautiful by the book love story, i appreciated that a bl got to take a spin on this kind of quiet thai story. 8/10 loved it but still too vanilla for my taste.

Bake Me Please. Guide Kantapon is the cutest man alive and CAKES! that it, that all i have for this show. 6/10 it's a show that exist.

Be My Favorite. damn fluke gawin is so pretty what was this show about again? :P i'm kidding, i actually really liked this show. i watched it when i had zero knowledge about bl industry, i was oblivious about krist's controversy and i find krist acting to be charming and think kawee is very relatable as a cringe fail human myself. 8.5/10 this show made me want to collected weird thingies.

Cherry Magic (Thailand). oh boy this show. it's was everything to me also the only show so far that i've written extensively on this site. here is my personal feeling about this show. 9.5/10 would kill for taynew.

Cooking Crush. what! the fuc$! look look, i just learned that both offgun are older than me. when i first saw the show i thought they were some rookie actors with how young they looks. watching cute bl is gonna be the death of me. anywho this show is supercute don't have a lot of thought about it though. 7.5/10 cutting half a point cause of no samsee x metha.

Cutie Pie/Naughty Babe. what a fuckin legend of a series. all the characters have zero braincells and somehow all the rich pretty boys are engaged to each other and by arranged marriages nonetheless. wtf is this fanfic version of thailand and where can i get hit by a truck and get isekai to it. 7.5/10 still haven't watch Cutie Pie 2 U, i hope it get dumber.

Enchanté. this show is so dummmb it should've go full camp reverse harem yaoi nonsense but it didn't and ended up being kinda boring. 6.5/10. meh, i'm still a sucker for forcebook.

Last Twilight. UGHHH!! i'm still so mad. this show was going to be THE SHOW for me then ep 11-12 happened i legit mentally check out halfway through ep 12 and i basically blocked the ending from my mind. this show came out at the right place and the right time for me, the first 9 episodes helped me through a very tough time in my life. the story of two people helping each other finding their way out of the dark was very compelling to me. ughh. 5.5/10 (9/10 for ep 1-9) P'Aof why are you like this!!

Laws Of Attraction. yassssssss this show slay(literally :P) the show is a breath of fresh air for me despite how very lakorn of it is. i'm glad that there is a bl that feel this soapy and campy cause like i do love my angsty and innocent school bls but the industry really need show like laws of attraction. jamfilm also were very great in their roles espically film, charn is the most babygirl corrupted cute evil lawyer of all time. 9/10 no note headempty only charn's evil smirks in my mind

La Pluie. now, this is a romance. this show is one of the most romanctic media that i personally have experience. i loved that the show took the cheesy premise of soulmates and work it so well to do both deconstruction and exploration of the trope. i think using rain, thing that isolated people as a narrative tool for love connection is absolutely brilliant. last but not least pat is just the perfect bl love interest, he's an very idealized character but he do feels like an actual person. i want to give a shout out to Pee Peerawich the way he said "มันหนาวอ่ะ" in ep 8 sent me, the raspy voice, the eye twich and combo those with a back cuddle, sir! you just commited a mass murders with that move. 9/10 plz i need season two with my baby boy tien.

Love in Translation. the unhingendness of that first meeting is probably my favorite bl meet cute. look if you don't get into a fistfight with the guy you destined to be with then what is the point of life. this show fake date is very well done it's doesn't feel forced like in a lot of other bls and it make the growing attraction feels very genuine and it pay off in one of the best sex scenes in all of bl, yang is such a freak and i loved him for it. 8/10 the last two episodes did got slightly off the rail for me but i still enjoyed the show.

Moonlight Chicken. one of the most beautiful shows i ever watched. when watching this show i can feels, smells and tastes everything it depicted. from the comfort khao man gai to jim's loneliness, from alan's heartbreak to liming and heart's midnight motorcycle ride. this show gave me all the feels and i still can't completely shake it off. 9.9/10 this show is a healing.

My School President. These boys!!!! i can't, i loved these boys so much, all the boys, YES ALL OF THEM! this show is on the opposite spectrum of Moonlight Chicken for me. while MC give me the good heartaches this show give me unbridled joy it's like heartstopper on cracks. i absolutely adored tinn and gun and the show relentless optimism about thier first love. love is awesome no matter the romantic, familial or platonic kind and i think this show hit the marks with all three. 10/10(i'm super bias but fuck it idc i even liked the singing) this show made me started watching thai bl and it always will have a place in my heart.

My Ride. this show is lacking in intimacy but making up by being all heart. could this show be better if they fleshed out and explore more of tawan and his cheating bf's relationship, maybe but i'm happy for what we got. 8/10 mork and tawan were very cutie patootie, i don't remember much about the het and the side couple were just st ok.

Step by Step. man trisanu is exactly the same height at me and i want everyone to know that is the only reason i started this show🤣 . i feels like this show have a lot to say about stuff but i kinda got lost staring at man trisanu while watching. one thing i really loved is the very fem *ตุ๊ด coworker who got to be a real character not just a jokey sidekick and having a loving relationship with a hottie. 7.5/10 can i get more man trisanu in bl plz.

Triage. asshole doctor stuck in a timeloop for him to find the meaning of life, yes plz give it to me. i loved stories about assholes who need to better themself for love and other junk. tinn and tol are both grumpy bitches and i just loved that the show use the timeloop to soften these nerds. at the end i just want to wrap them in blanket and let's them cuddle each other forever. 8.5/10 the last ep is bit convoluted but i forgave the show for that cute clocktower kiss.

You're My Sky. i started this show for my boy suar and he did not disappointed. the pining and the longing for an older boy who been there for you most you life, chef kiss. this show also very beautiful to look at. 8/10 i'm kinda meh about the side couples, i do think they all got the "good ending" for their stories.

Thai BLs that i didn't finish or gave up and skipped to the ending:

Bad Buddy. Oh boy, am i gonna get murder for this??? sorry but idk why i didn't wholeheartedly love and give this show my undivided attention. i watched this show very weird and out of order, i started with the last ep than just watch other episodes in bit and peice. i think i've seen 70% of this show. plz forgive me this is the first thai bl i tried to get into but can't. maybe i need to give this show another chance and watch it properly. or idk maybe cause the way i watched it, it's ruined for me forever. 6.5/10 i loved the rooftop kiss plz don't kill me.

Dangerous Romance. this show is trash and not the good kind, how this show depicted relationship between a rich asshole and a poor boy feels very gross to me. i fast forward a bunch and gave up after the not just dumb but very cruel breakup. 4/10 it's watchable if you ignore the plot and the chatacters.

Hidden Agenda. wow this is the most nothing show that ever nothing for me. it's a perfected white noise while playing chill video games. i stopped watching after ep 8 cause look like there going to be a dumb break up, i have no desire to revisit this show. 5/10 joongdunk were kinda cutes.

The Miracle of Teddy Bear. this show is too god damn long with too many side plots the one and a half hour per episode killed the momentum for me. i liked the show and do think i want to revisit and finish it one day. 6/10 for now.

Vice Versa. why are they giving jimmysea this show. this show is so boring for me, i gave up in episode 6. 4/10 gmmtv give my babies better shows!!

Thai BLs that i've watched all the sex scenes and have no intention of watching the actual show:

Kinnporsche: heheehehhehehe everyone were so hot, too bad i don't like rich mafia story. mile being a nepobaby also significantly killed the mood for me. 55555/dead bodyguards (idk how many there are but i don't care) the ost are bangers though.

Venus in the Sky and Love in the Air. cringe gay sex for the wins. 69/420.

ok, whoo that was a lot. gonna pin this cause i don't think anyone want to read all that in one sitting. i think i'm gonna make another post for non thai BLs in the near future. thanks for reading my unhinged opinions hope i'm not gonna get moider for it 55555555.

[iamthecomet]

-Punches frequent flyer miles card for the confessional-

Hi, I just finished more nighttime painting, the piece is done after... mn... 5-6hrs? I still have paint on my fingers despite washing my hands, so that's fun.

So I've been thinking about Dewther.

In particular the idea of them slowly falling in love, but Aether being the one wanting a romantic relationship in a very Jenny by Studio Killers kind of way while Dew's over there like, "He's kinda cute, I guess."

The rest of the band is watching them, like, sleep around with anyone and everyone else except for each other, and it's getting really obvious the reason is because they have something going on and don't even realize it yet.

Of course, Dew's also out here pining over Rain, and Aether has his own thing going on with Copia, and they keep making excuses in their heads as to why they can't hook up.

They never outright tell the other "no" but they don't say "yes" either, they don't even bring it up around the other person.

They are that committed to not "ruining" whatever they have going on by jumping the gun.

But, fuck, if they don't both want to.

Dew's waking up in someone else's bed, imagining the arms around his waist were Aether's instead, which is such a surprisingly tender thought he gets embarrassed just thinking about it, but meanwhile Aether is out here giving himself a little "self love" trying to imagine Dew's mouth on his-

Point is, they're both really worked up about it, and worried that if they do sleep together, that it's not going to meet their expectations etc.

And then there's a hunt.

It's a new moon and it's so dark with only starlight overhead, and, well, it makes it easier, in a way, to find each other.

So the first time they ever sleep together, it's shrouded in the darkness, but, Aether can see the stars sparkling in Dew's eyes, because they're so wet and full of tears from the way he says his name.

It's all very sweet, but then Swiss shows up and shines a flashlight directly in Aether's eyes because apparently they've been gone waaay longer than everyone else and they thought the two murdered each other or something.

Anywho, the first thing I saw when I got back on my laptop after painting was the soque.

You have to imagine, I just finished a memorial piece, very emotional, and nearly did a spit take seeing it.

Instant mood booster, just like masterb- -checks time-

I have work tomorrow, I should get going.

Sending you Per dreams.

I hope your late-night painting was at least a little therapeutic <3. Dewther wrecks me in the best ways. I'm all for nasty filthy sex. But there's something about Dew and Aether being soft together. Being in love with each other. Being afraid to admit HOW in love with each other they are. That they pine for each other from a distance for ages, wishing they could do something. Knowing that they could but...satanas what if they've built it up too much in their heads? What if the connection isn't actually there? What if they fuck it up? They're down so so bad for each other, desperate about it. So you're right, it's only natural that it would break during a hunt. The walls being torn down as they press against each other on mossy grass. Mostly just moving on feeling and not on sight. It's easier when they can't see each other well. Swiss' interruption makes them awkward of course. Makes it harder to talk about later. But they do, "talk". Which is to say there isn't very much talking and a lot of touching and gasping and broken whispers of each other's names. The only problem is that now that they've finally broken the seal so to speak--they're soft and sweet to each other in public and Swiss thinks it's disgusting.

[crystallizabethine]

SONIC PRIME S3 E7 SPOILERS

I honestly don't know where to start.

Firstly, thank goodness it ended happy bc I was so scared it was gonna pull another big cliffhanger on us.

Watching the Chaos Council tear itself apart was SO satisfying!

YAY SONIC GOT A NINE HUG!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!

I figured Sonic was gonna end up losing his prism energy one way or another cause of that bit from the trailer with him being all see through, but it was still so cool to see! I have a thing for when the main character is close to death and their friends have to take care of them (what can I say? I'm an angst junkie) and this was *chef's kiss* It was just so satisfying to finally see Sonic getting cared for like he's been caring for everyone this whole time!

Also Sonic flirting with teasing Shadow while literally dying was so perfect for their dynamic.

My only gripe is that I wish Sonic and Tails would have had a proper reunion instead of Sonic just being like "Yay everybody!!" Like it was fine, he's back in his Green Hill, with all his friends, and I couldn't be happier for him! But considering that Tails has had such an emphasis on this whole show it was a little disappointing to me that they didn't interact more at the end. Hopefully if there's another season they'll get more time to interact.

Speaking of another season, I'm guessing it's the Chaos Council again, which will be less than pleasant. Maybe OG Eggman will join them? Idk

I really really hope Sonic gets to tell his friends what happened, because I'm pretty sure if he keeps that to himself he'll explode. I'm hoping to find some fanfiction exploring that, and who knows, maybe I'll write some. . .

Anywho's I'm really really happy with how the season ended overall, and while I would love another season, if Netflix cancelled it here it wouldn't be the end of the world since the shattered arc is finished. (Plz don't let me be jinxing itttt)

It's been a good journey. Here's to another season!

[circusgoth-dotcom]

Fruitful First Meeting

Ship: Beverly Sutphin x Billy Nieland

Word Count: 657

Summary: The last time I edited this piece was October of last year. I thought I hadn't finished writing it (turns out I had and just never posted it), but I'm rewatching Serial Mom for Mother's Day so I thought it was about time I put it out to the public. Anywho, Beverly and Billy's first meeting. CWs for poor maternal relationship, mentions of abusive relationship, deadnaming, food mentions.

Tag List: @canongf

William “Billy” Nieland lived a shitty life with his shitty mother, despite being an adult. On top of this, he was in a long-distance relationship that was similarly abusive, though he didn’t recognize it in his desperation for human connection. Sometime in the 80s, Billy’s mother dragged him and herself out to Baltimore, Maryland, where Billy’s abusive lover lived. Lying to himself, he believed at least finally seeing him in person might lift his spirits a bit… it didn’t, but then, he met Beverly Sutphin.

“******, there’s somebody at the door, go get it!” His mother snapped as she continued watching some game show and working on a cross stitch.

“Yes, mother…” He cautiously approached the front door of their home which was just a bit too big for only two people, taking a breath before opening it. “Can I help you…?” He immediately felt himself become even shier than normal. A tall, blonde, beautiful woman stood in front of him, carrying some sort of pie.

“Hi, I noticed you moved in a couple of days ago. I’m Beverly Sutphin, I live just across the street, I thought I’d come by and welcome you to the neighbourhood.” She beamed. She spoke very eloquently and Billy found the rasp in her voice quite charming.

“Oh, uhm,” he stumbled, twisting the hem of his sweater. He chuckled nervously. “Forgive me, I’ve never been very good at… speaking, a-heh.”

Beverly smiled patiently, offering up the pie. “It’s raspberry.”

Billy did not particularly enjoy raspberries, but he had a feeling he’d eat more than his fill of the desert. “Thank you. I’d invite you in but my mother… she doesn’t like guests.” He avoided her gaze as he took the pie from her well-manicured hands. The more he admired her, the more he felt like she had just stepped out of a magazine. Beverly frowned.

“Oh, that’s too bad. What’s the point of having neighbours if you don’t ever see them?”

Billy chuckled again. “I suppose that’s true… she’s an odd duck, to say the least.”

“******! Tell them we don’t want anything, you’re letting in a draft!” His mother barked again. He sighed, head drooping.

“Was that her?” Beverly asked, something sharp in her bluebell gaze. Billy nodded.

“B-but don’t mind it, really, I’ve dealt with it for a few decades now. I know how to handle it, honest. Thanks again for the pie, Mrs. Sutphin.”

“Please, call me Beverly. And why don’t you come by for coffee on Sunday? It sounds like you could use a break.”

“I’ll… see if I’m free. Bye, Beverly.”

“Take care… I didn’t catch your name.”

Billy pondered this. She had very clearly heard his mother, yet still asked for his name. Against his better judgment, he gave it to her. “Billy. Billy Nieland.”

Beverly smiled. “Well, it’s been very nice to meet you, Billy. Let me know if Sunday works out for you!” She called over her shoulder as she set off down the concrete path splitting the tiny front lawn, waving as she went. Billy closed the door, shifting the pie carefully to free up his hand, then took it into the kitchen.

“Who was it?” His mother asked.

“A neighbour. Beverly Sutphin. She brought us a pie, ma.”

“What kind of pie?”

“Raspberry.”

His mother sneered. “Guess it’s all for me, then. You won’t even try it despite our neighbour so lovingly making it for our grand arrival in this bright little town.”

“I want a piece,” he spoke firmly.

“Well, you better get it now, because as soon as it’s in the fridge, I’m not letting you touch it.”

Billy quickly went back to the kitchen and cut himself three equal-ish pieces, put them on a paper plate, and wrapped it in saran wrap, picking up a fork on his retreat to his bedroom. And while raspberries certainly weren't his favourite, the desert tasted like the promise of good things to come.

[stephaniejuhnay]

I watched a video the other day of top ten community episodes (and the five worst), and realized how nearly impossible that would be for me to do bc 90% of the show is so good to me. But I’m gonna try. I’m also gonna cheat bc it’s my post and idc.

Top 10 Best (aka my favorite) Community Episodes:

Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design - I wish I could watch this episode for the first time again because of the ride it took me on. I said it on here before but if there was only one episode I could recommend to someone from the series, it would be this. It’s so outlandish and fun that it’ll hook you into watching the series to understand how this school and these people got to this point and are just okay with it. Kevin Corrigan was a gem in this also. Anywho. The rest of these are all equally at 2 for me even tho I will be numbering them. Just understand that I love them all EQUALLY.

Advanced Dungeons & Dragons - another episode I wish I could watch again for the first time. To tell that story in mostly bottle episode form was brilliant. Also, the acting was top notch. Again, not a lot for them to work off of in terms of action and movement, so for it to be SUCH a compelling episode with them just sitting around the study room table is just a testament to the brilliance and vision of Dan and the writers and the cast. And the Russos for directing this masterpiece.

Remedial Chaos Theory - I know this is going to be a shocker, but this is an episode I wish I could watch again for the first time. Darkest timeline intro. Cigarette gag. Pizza dance. Toilet olives. Arguably Troy’s most iconic gif (he has many). What else do I need to say?

Cooperative Calligraphy - again. Bottle episode brilliance. And the twist of it all! I remember watching it and being dumbfounded by the end. But also so heart-warmed at how the group overcame. It’s always the heart in this series that wins no matter how insane the premise might be.

Basic Lupine Urology- if I’m remembering correctly, this might be the first episode I watched live after restarting the series. I started when it aired but didn’t stick with it until til my mom caught Aerodynamics of Gender on a plane and said “Steph you gotta watch this episode of this show I just saw.” And the rest is history. But yeah. The deep regret I had watching this episode bc I’d deprived myself of 2 years of this show…no one was taking the swings community took and pulling it off THIS well. Super conceptual, super low stakes made to be incredibly important, and easily some of the best jokes of the season, maybe the series.

Epidemiology - I literally was stunned that they pulled off that concept so well. I think I watched again after finishing it the first time because I couldn’t believe it. This was also when we got the start of the dean’s iconic costumes, a cornerstone of this show. Also, I was legitimately scared the first time watching this! 😂

Critical Film Studies - I think this was some of the best story-telling on this show. A really sweet story at the heart of it (which is the show as a whole) wrapped in a hilarious and really creative premise paying homage to one of the most obscure movies ever.

Paradigms of Human History - for a long time, this was my favorite episode bc I couldn’t believe what they pulled off. I still can’t honestly, which is why it’s second on my list (remember I said these are all #2 after Conspiracy Theories). When they came back and did it again in Curriculum Unavailable, I was thrilled and once again stunned. (You can count Curriculum Unavailable as part of this list I guess). Leave it to Dan to spin the clip show concept.

Contemporary American Poultry - this episode is amazing and rightfully called one of the best of season one. This episode laid the groundwork for establishing just how whimsical and insane Greendale could be, and made everything that came after it believable. It was also so incredibly heartwarming and the start of a lot of jokes that were called back.

Basic Intergluteal Numismatics - similar to the reasons I love Basic Lupine Urology. The commitment to the genre, the callback to the ACB, a one off joke from 2 seasons before, the fact that it’s still a cold case. I love it so much.

Honorable Mentions:

Modern Warfare, A Fist Full of Paintballs, For a Few Paintballs More, and Modern Espionage - I feel like the paintball run is in a league of their own and unfair to put in a top 10 list. Clearly they are amazing and amongst the best episodes of the series. And yes I purposely left out Advanced Introduction to Finality. That was not paintball. 😭

Football, Feminism, and You - this is when the show hit its stride for me when I finally went back to watch. The pacing, the writing, the actors finally figuring out who their characters were for real, Troy’s politically conservative shamefully outdated fight raps. It’s a perfect episode of television to me and to find that so early in a series is pretty amazing.

Aerodynamics of Gender - the episode that got me back into the show. I owe it so much. Also gave me one of my favorite Troy line: “worth it.”

Regional Holiday Music - again, Harmon’s (and his writers’) mind in pulling off these highly conceptual episodes that feels real to the world they built and grounded. I’m forever in awe.

Basic Human Anatomy - YES. A season 4 episode made this list. Jim Rash wrote the hell outta this episode and it was the brightest spot on season 4.

Five Worst Episodes:

I won’t elaborate on these too much bc the basic idea is that they were not good and felt contrived despite the writers trying to maintain Harmon’s world and the actors giving it everything they had. Yes they’re all from the gas leak year.

Advanced Introduction to Finality

Heroic Origins (I like to pretend none of those origins took place bc too many plot holes)

Alternative History of the German Invasion

Cooperative Escapism in Familial Relations (we deserved a better Jeff/William conflict and resolution and so did Jeff)

Conventions of Space and Time (this was a great concept that in Dan’s hands could’ve been brilliant)

[kenkaodoll]

Hello there!

I just wanna stop by and say, thanks so much for your time and hard work for translating the Kamiya Dojo stories. You and Dtjninja are doing the Lord's work by translating the new RK materials ♥️ Anywho, have you finished watching S1 RK 2023? What do you think? Personally I think it's not bad, they follow the manga closely, so they just telling it as it is. The remake also felt more grounded I think, toning down the humor, the fight was more quicker, etc. But yeah it just makes me appreciate the OG more where they added their own flavour but it makes it more memorable. I guess if we never have RK anime before, most of us will definitely love the 2023 version more. Because fans, including me, can't help but comparing it with the OG. I'm still looking forward to Kyoto arc but most of us already know what's gonna happen, haha. It's Jinchuu arc that I feel will make the show shines better.

It was my pleasure 😊. I hope you enjoy the Kamiya Dojo stories.

As for 2023 Anime, I love it!! I think most of the fans have nostalgic bias for the 90s anime, and it's okay 😅. Personally, I love the 2023 remake more because of how close it is with manga and how the dynamics between Kenshin, Kaoru, and the Kenshingumi are drawn. It looks subtle, with details how Kenshin reacts in anime warm my heart (kudos to Saito Soma who nailed it).

Yet, we still have Kyoto and Jinchuu to look forward.

[jmdbjk]

Kim Taehyung

Yes, just finished watching Tae’s vlog where all he did was drive around and listen to music. Got a few things to say...

From the moment he sat his butt down in that car, I was totally mesmerized, totally enamored, 100% DOWN for him! When he is just Kim Taehyung he is just a normal dude jamming to his tunes while driving down the highway with the window down on an incredibly beautiful day. JUST LIKE US. Except he can call his dentist and without any notice whatsoever, zip in and get a chipped tooth fixed. Yeah, that’s not just like us but anyway. 

Just to get some perspective on his drive, this is one of the points I noticed:

How far he drove past the tunnels? Who knows, but the driving time between the middle of Seoul, say, the HYBE building for instance, and somewhere past the Semiwon Garden is probably an hour and a half or so? We don’t know where he began, all that is just a wild guess, but the tunnels are recognizable.

His choice of music is outstanding. Going from Troye Sivan to Bing Crosby...please hahahahaha!!! So eclectic. And when Procol Harum started playing, that’s when I totally lost it ...THAT. IS. MY. JAM!!! Well, before BTS that was my jam. That makes me sound much older than I am but I can’t deny my rock music roots. It is what it is. 

The person who writes the captions...seriously...I am coming for your job. You better watch your back. You are me, I am you. Especially when you pointed out the bird poo on the railing. If I was a YouTube reactor, I would be hitting stop and rewatching that moment and going berserk repeatedly...so just be glad I’m into writing this Tumblr blog and not that.

Just driving around, stopping for a snack then lunch, probably charming the shit out of the restaurant people, stopping for a game of virtual golf and then capping it all off with dinner and an impromptu game of ‘name that tune.’ So if you were sitting in traffic that day and looked over at the car next to you and you see Kim Taehyung jammin’ to his music while driving do you just shit your pants right there and have to turn around and go home or .... we will never know will we?

That was definitely a lot of fun. I am certain the rest of the vlogs will be just as fun to watch. Yes, absolutely cannot wait for Jimin’s. 

When I watch Tae in various content like during this vlog and in other situations like concerts, during other performances and all the variety shows and interviews, I see his personality shine through and I just love him. 

So...here’s the part where I go off the rails...of all the crazy discourse in this fandom, the segment we call the <<cult>> just becomes more and more of an unacceptable aberration to me. It already was very much out of hand with the whole attack on that model dude and the jewelry maker, but looking at the big picture, how can anyone claim to be a fan of Kim Taehyung and treat him the way they do? You can say that it was just a few bad actors in that group but no...they enable each other, they allow their incredibly deceptive intentions to flourish and they are 100% not wanted in the fandom. What they do is beyond shipping. It is destructive manipulation. Anywho...got that out of my system.

That’s not what I was shook about. I was shook about watching this incredibly [did I already use that word? I did, oh well here it is again] incredibly (x4) captivating man just be himself for a little over 52 minutes.

I have to admit...and this will not sit well with some but here is a little TMI... after Jimin and Jungkook, I have an informal and somewhat uncongealed order of preference for the rest of the members: Hobi/Namjoon, Yoongi, Jin/Tae. BUT I LOVE THEM ALL DON’T COME FOR ME.

I absolutely adore all of them. It’s just that my attention is drawn by them in that somewhat fluid order. Tae is in last place a lot. Because of the cult. See what I mean? They are destructive.

[Apologies for being shook momentarily in teh middle of watching it... normally I am a very calm and collected little bean with a very discerning eye.]

[that-bl-bitch]

Good Afternoon/Evening My Lovely!

For the Drama Ask:

4. most ridiculous plot

12.  an actor/actress you want to see in a lead role

19. a pair you want to see reunite but in a different drama

Hope your day is as beautiful as you are 🌻

Hey! Good evening to you too :)

4. I hate a faen fatal storyline the most cause the majority are ridiculous and unnecessary I could probably count on one hand the ones i've actually "enjoyed" BUT the worse most ridiculous was Namnings in La Cuisine its completely all over the place and she was actually insane but the whole thing just felt like it escalated to these wild situations that just made you go "WhAt........?????.......???" So that just made it annoying to watch, her actions were just so unnecessary but I guess I get it cause her character was supposed to be really mentally ill and traumatized but...idk guys it just felt it escalated wildly for no reason

12. 100% Perth Nakhun because I love him and I think he could do it, I just think he'd do a good job as a lead role and could carry a show

19. Very very easy, Best and Chahub from check out, I've had to binge check out because I was busy when it premiered so I had to wait to watch, and listen I knew it was going to be bad going in cause I had not seen one person say anything nice about this show but you know I like to form my own opinions and what not and whether or not I liked I was already going to watch it from start to finish but this has literally been the worse experience, episodes 1-4 I wanted to die I fell on ep 2, i accidentally skipped to ep 4 and didn't realize until after cause it literally didn't effect the plot at anything at all, some scenes are so unnecessary I feel like everyone is doing the same thing over and over again, other scenes feel like they go on for way longer than they should

it has taken me a week and a half to get through 6 eps and i'm not done yet and honestly I think it's because I binged It i kinda think week to week it wouldn't have been so bad but I think back to back makes it even worse than it already is, now don't get me wrong there are SOME things I like about it, I mean there has to be cause that's the only way I'm still watching it and low-key something clicked when I was watching ep 5 I realized that this show is truly truly a soap opera, there have been some bls that people have called soap operas and I've never agreed cause soaps have this something something that I can't even describe and I've never felt like a bl has had it until check out, watching check out with the lenses of "oh I'm watching a bad soap opera" it's actually pretty enjoyable, ep 5 is the only ep I think I enjoyed majority of it (and ep 0 but that's a whole nother rant) so TLDR: Best and Chahub I think they are a good pairing but I don't think Check out is the one, but honestly with this new soap opera lens maybe I might change my mind idk talk to me after ep 12

Alrighty I really didn't mean to turn this into a check out essay but here we are, I could literally make 10 long post about check out, it's insane but anywho thanks for the ask hope you have a amazing day/night too :)💛💛

[thefirsthogokage]

I hate procedural shows, but I'm bored and I need a break from Criminal Minds. I know, not exactly much of a change, but here we go. And quite frankly, I want to watch Erika Christensen get work.

Will Trent: 1x01 - Pilot

-Will most likely include spoilers-

Oh look, Jennifer Morrison. Honestly I never liked her much (or at all really) on Once Upon a Time.

Oh? Her daughter's name is Emma? Well that was definitely on purpose. This is airing on ABC after all.

This house in unnecessarily large.

Oh interesting filming style, they manage to hide the stunt people pretty well. Poor her character finding her daughter like that.

I was surprised when it looked like it she was going to die. Having Jennifer Morrison come in just to die? Anywho, good job this scene, like I said, not typically a fan of her acting. At least not the last time or two I've seen her.

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What the hell is this voice/accent? I don't like it. Gonna be super annoying. It's not completely southern.

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Ew, don't like the visuals here with this opening. Bad CGI.

I know that actress. Who is that actress? What many things have I seen her in? Is her voice really that deep now?

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Is he trying to do a Georgian accent? It sounds a New Orleans at times, I think. Is he doing it over a Puerto Rican accent? Like, as long as the say the character is originally from Puerto Rico, loved there a long time, or parents were immigrants and picked it up a bit from them, I'd be fine with it. But if they say he's only lived in the US...then his accent isn't 100% spot on in a way that's frustrating. Honestly if he couldn't fully do the accent, they don't really need him to do it.

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Oh look, starting off on a case where our Extra Amazing Detective knows someone related to the victim? How original.

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Oh is this going to be a mixed up identity thing? Won't actually be their kid but her friend in there house. Cue their real daughter coming in in 3, 2,

Wait were they going to let him turn over the girl's body? That's not kosher at a crime scene, geezus.

Oh that's sad. The boy tried to help and she kind of helped him die a bit.

Is one of the parents going to be in on this?

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Erika Christensen! She's only 40? I feel like she should be older. Not that she looks it.

Wait I know her from Parenthood? I thought I'd seen her in stuff before that and from longer ago.

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His accent feels forced and artificial. I don't like it. It's, it's off and it bothers me.

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I kind of don't want to finish this. Actually I know I don't. I do t know why I try to watch standard procedurals. There are no unique procedural stories anymore. Watched too much Law & Order when I was younger, so there's nothing that can surprise me anymore. Nothing I don't spot before it happens. No, "What are they thinking?" Not being able to find out until someone says anything. I came, I saw Erika Christensen having a job that will last him a season, the rest is annoying.

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Well here's something different: too many plots/info going on half way in.

1) The main case.

2) Whatever drug-related thing Erika Christensen is dealing with.

3) The abused woman Erika Christensen is dealing with.

4) The cop that collapsed.

An overstimulating number of stories. Let's see if more happens.

Oh look:

5) This detective having issues with her kid.

6) That detective put away ended this other detective's mom's cop career.

I guess 7) half of these detectives hate Trent.

Way too much personal shit going on with too many characters going on in the first episode. Yes, you do have to introduce people in the first episode, but this feels like too much at once. Too many storylines. Let people be curious about shit going on between characters for a while before it comes out. Not make it feel like an info dump of many plot points.

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BAD transition to a later time. If you didn't catch it, it would look like he was walking down the hall into a thing it sounded like he planned it the sentence before. Just bad transition, bad edit, bad framing.

Oh look, a detective hitting a guy. I mean, it's a think they can get away with.

No, Jennifer Morrison's character, lying about living in an orphanage does not make someone a sociopath. It means they were ashamed of something and it sounds like he had good reason for not wanting to tell you based on your reaction. I mean, yeah, he cheated on you too, but that also doesn't mean he's a sociopath or that you could diagnose him as one.

Ffs can people stop throwing around the DIAGNOSTIC TERM "sociopath" when they have zero idea what it means and can't diagnose it!

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Oh look, back to the secondary case. Why are they doing that? They aren't doing the back and forth e between the cases well.

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I hate the Prodigal Detective trope. HATE it. Not original anymore.

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Ah, that's why they had that cop have a stroke, to get EC to transfer.

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So, Will Trent is a weird guy, but he's not really interesting. Maybe it's just all the Super Smart Detective stories I've seen that's a problem. Could they at least do this with a woman? I mean, there was Untouchable. Do something else too.

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So, no he and cop who's mother's career he fucked up are cool? I figured they'd resolve that quick. Lame. Boring. Predictable.

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Figured EC would be the love interest. Just didn't expect them to already be together. Oh, and another three storylines/plot points with this:

8) She had a thing with white guy

9) Her and Will Trent

10) Will's scars (which they make a deal of them being person with in a way just so we know they are personal. She's seen them before, he should be comfortable with it by now. It's a bad introduction to something. It's out of place. Reminds me of stuff they did on the Doogie Disney show. Stuff that you do when you try to introduce an element to a character, but you don't do it smoothly, so it comes off as forced.)

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Also they sepia'd this show. Probably because it's in the south 🙄. TV shows should not make the coloring just flat out not how things work in the real world. Too yellow/orange and it's just unwatchable.

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11) Will Trent is dyslexic.

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I guess one thing that's nice about this: the Main Character is already with someone, don't have to go through that whole thing.

End on a cliffhanger, ok.

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Final thoughts:

Will I be watching more? No. I don't even care that it ends on a cliffhanger. For the coloring alone, it's difficult on the eyes. But also from a writing standpoint it's not a good pilot. Too much info, too much stuff going on, too much background. It's over stuffed and it makes it over stimulating.

That's not how you write a pilot. That's not how you edit a pilot. Not just from the coloring stand point, but from the quick jumps they had in there.

They shoved too much in too fast and made it bad on the eyes. Not absolutely the worst I have ever seen (that goes to The Deputy), but still bad and visibly I just can't continue.

I've never been happier to stop watching a show at a cliffhanger.

[sailormoonlover-2008]

Just wanted to share some thoughts with you guys about The Magic School Bus reboot. When I first saw it, I absolutely hated it!! Now, to understand why I hated it, first you need to understand where I'm coming from and that this is my opinion. So, before the reboot came out in 2017, I was actually met with the original TV show back in 2015. It was more amazing than I ever expected it to be. Yes, the original Magic School Bus was that big of a deal to me when I was a kid. Not only did I love the original show, but I also read the Magic School Bus books. And let me just say, you would never get me to close a Magic School Bus book until I was finished with it. Fast forward maybe 3-5 years, and I start watching The Magic School Bus reboot on Netflix. Well, let's just say, at first glance, it looked like it was gonna be great. But then, tragedy struck. While I do agree that a couple new characters be added to the show, you know, to help them get accustomed to the premise of Walkerville Elementary School, what I really didn't like was how, in order to do so, Netflix made it seem like it would work if they snipped away one of the original characters. Guess who they snipped away. I'll give you 3 seconds. If you guessed Phoebe, yep, you're correct. I thought that was a very stupid move on Netflix's part. Which, EXCUSE ME NETFLIX, but the fact you added new characters, which, again is awesome, but then snipped away one of the original main characters, honestly gives me every right to be ticked off. Yeah. I know Phoebe wouldn't shut up about her old school, but I believe that's what made her unique. We got to learn a lot of about what happened at Phoebe's old school when she brings it up. That's one of the main reasons I loved her character. The other reason is because she's a lot like Fluttershy from My Little Pony. But, without the shy part. She LOVES animals and is very gentle with them. Just like Fluttershy. So, there. Plus, she's been on that ride since the beginning when the author of The Magic School Bus books, Joanna Cole, began publishing them in the middle of the 1980s. Presumably, around 1984-1985. Then, PBS made their own adaptation of the books that ran from 1994-1997 on all their PBS stations. After that, we got some Magic School Bus chapter books that would be published in 2000. The DVDs for the show became available in Autumn of 2005. And they were distributed by, holy Freddy Fazbear, Warner Bros. Heck, yeah!! Now we just need a Magic School Bus and Scooby Doo crossover. Heh heh. I'm kidding!! But, for real though!! Anywho. Brushing that idea aside. So, all in all, the original Magic School Bus was amazing!! You can't change my mind. So, then, 12 years later, we got the reboot to The Magic School Bus. The Magic School Bus Rides Again. And, it's less than stellar. I actually like the character designs. But, I wished they kept some important things like the kids ethnic features, and they still could've kept Phoebe. But, nope!! Netflix really had to go to Phoebe and fire her from the only show she's ever probably even called home. I will never ever forgive Netflix for ruining a good show. So, in conclusion, I WOULD RATHER WATCH THE ORIGINAL MAGIC SCHOOL BUS THAN WATCH THAT FAILURE OF A REBOOT!! GOOD NIGHT!!!

[alfredosauce50]

Hi!! I just want to say I really, really adore the way you write. Got me really hooked tbh. I’ve read some of your APH Denmark x Reader stuff (since APH Denmark is a huge fav of mine), and I was wondering if you’d be up to write a fluff scenario wherein APH Denmark gives the reader a LEGO Bouquet? Thank you so much! ❤️🤍

Then, will you be happy to hear that you’re in luck. I was working on the sequel to ‘The New Chieftain’ and just finished a longer, more cohesive, more complex, and maturer story. The revisit really ups the game. But it’s not for little kiddies 😳

Anywho, I haven’t written a scenario before, but it looks like it’s just flash fiction. And just in time for Valentine’s Day too ❤️

Denmark: Valentine’s day - LEGO bouquet

- Featuring the Dane’s disastrous attempt at online shopping -

Mathias is natural with romance until it’s February the 14th. It’s a day dedicated to romancing, so of course he’ll be nervous! He’s going up against every other guy in the world trying to make their special someone feel special. But he’ll always try his best!

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The day went much better than he thought.

He took you skating, then to a homey café afterward.

But then again, he always had a track record of overthinking anything with labels. Call it an outing and he’ll be normal about it. But a date? He’ll be acting like it’s the first. Valentine’s day, however, will turn him into a bundle of nerves. He will fuss over anything and everything and get embarrassed over the silliest reasons.

Just when he thought he got over himself, he encountered his direst problem yet. The lego flower bouquet he ordered from Amazon still hadn’t arrived. And it was already four in the afternoon. Mathias chewed on his fingernails as he checked the package status.

“Still in transit? What do you mean, still in transit?” He winced, digging his hands through his hair. “Due to an influx in orders--no. You’re kidding. Come on!” His eyes were wide with disbelief, but along with that were the beginnings of dread as he glanced down at the time. Then, at the order status. Then, back to the time.

“Well,” He huffed impatiently. “I guess the only thing to do is wait.”

Mathias drove to the store ten minutes later.

When he came back an hour later, you were waiting by the couch with an Amazon package on the coffee table. Out of breath and too excited to think, he never managed to join the dots.

“Ooh.” He scurried in. “What did you order from Amazon?”

“No, what did you order off Amazon?” You stood up and held onto his torso. Mathias thought for a moment. When it clicked, his expression relaxed in a knowing sigh. He pulled out something from behind, revealing what he hid behind his back. “You got me lego flowers?” You mused joyously. “Thanks, Mat. I’ve always kinda wanted these!”

He handed the gaudy box to you with a gentle smile.

“Yep. I thought these would look cuter. It can make our house look more like our Minecraft house,” Mathias grinned. “And the best part is, they don’t ever wilt.”

“Exactly my thoughts,” You inspected the package. When you set it down, you showed him a coy look. His cheeks grew rosy like he predicted exactly what you’d say. “This is really sweet, Mat. I probably should’ve bought you the same. I’m sorry I didn’t get you anything Valentine-y.”

“Yeah, it’s nothing. Don’t worry about it,” He hummed, bringing you in for a tight hug. You returned it with just as much fervor. “I just hope you like it enough to own two of them.”

“What do you mean?”

Mathias pulled away with a nervous laugh.

“That Amazon package is actually the same thing,” He picked up the cardboard box and shook it. The lego pieces rattled inside. “I messed up. Don’t ask about it.” When you heard it, your eyes went wide like a switch just flipped.

“Then I’ll buy it off you. How much was it?” You looked around for a pair of scissors while he watched you with a blank face. While you cut open the box, you glanced up at him with a mischievous stare. “Well? What are you standing around looking stupid for? Don’t tell me you haven’t got it yet.”

“I think it was around seventy bucks,” Mathias answered, showing a light frown. “And I’m just standing normally. What did I not get?”

“I’m buying this off you, dumbass.” You laughed, much to his surprise. You handed an identical box to him and pulled him down for a quick peck. He gawked at you, but his lips quickly tilted up into a wide smile. Did he not mess up like he thought he did, after all? “I was conflicted about getting you flowers, but...”

Pulling out a few notes, a fifty, a ten, and another ten, you slid it into his little breast pocket and patted it. Mathias lifted his eyes to you, which sparkled like a child’s would on boxing day.

“... Happy Valentine’s day, Mat.”

[wndrcarol]

daddy’s favorite | ceo!c.d. | part 5

prev. parts — one | two | three | four

summary: working for your fathers company has its perks. But one of those perks is being able to gain connections.

a/n: The long awaited part 5! And finally, with some smut! AND! Some drama :D yes, we have finally gotten the whole nine and it’s only gonna get batter from here for sure. Anywho! I hope you guys enjoy & sorry for any typos!

pairings: Carol Danvers x Fem!Reader (Stark!Reader)

other characters in chap.: Sam Wilson, Natasha Romanoff

au: CEO!

warnings: fingering, oral (fem giving + receiving), cursing, exhibitionism (slight?) and yea, the whole nine

18+ readers please !!!

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“Shit” you exclaimed, stepping back from Carol as she stood there, straightening out her suit, avoiding eye contact from both you and Sam.

“Well, this” Sam said, motioning to the two of you, a smirk growing on his face “I definitely didn’t expect” he said, giving you a look before turning out slowly and walking away from the office.

“Oh my god” you said, covering your mouth before rushing after him down the hallway.

“Sam!” You exclaimed, reaching him as he stopped near the elevators. Turning to you, he gave you a small smile, comforting your nerves that you have after he had just seen you both.

“I’m-“ you started before letting out a sigh, “Sorry you walked in on that” you said, straightening out your outfit and shirt that had gotten a bit wrinkled.

Sam chuckled, looking at the elevator to see it was close to stopping on the floor. “Better me than your dad, right?” He said, smiling at you as you gave him a small apologetic smile before seeing the elevator doors open. Your heart tugged, feeling a bit guilty that he did walk in on you and Carol. It almost felt like you hurt him a bit with the look he gave you before following him out.

Stepping onto the elevator, Sam turned to you, his smile still on his face. “Don’t worry, it’s safe with me” he said, making the zipper motion on his mouth, making you chuckle as he gave you a small wave before the doors closed.

Sam meant what he said about keeping the secret. But he knew something was up with Carol. It seemed a bit odd to him that this is happening now when the big deal had just been settled between companies. There was an underlying mission she has and he was going to find out about it to keep you safe.

-

Walking back to your office, you saw Carol getting ready to leave before she turned to you with a soft smile.

“I’m so sorry about that” you said as she shook her head, moving over to you. Looking towards the door, she pulled you close quickly, placing a small kiss against your lips before pulling back.

“Don’t worry about it. But, maybe next time you should close the door” she winked before pulling away and grabbing her things, as you chuckled at her.

“I’ll call you” you said as she nodded, giving you a small smile before pressing her lips against yours once more.

“Not if I call you first” she winked before stepping out the office as you let out a sigh once you were alone. You began to pick things up as you continued your day with work.

Later in the day, Carol had called you asking you if you wanted to have dinner again in her office and you agreed. After hanging up, you quickly took your lunch break to head home and switch into a lace set that you had recently bought.

Returning back to the office, you finished up your day there, said bye to your dad before heading over to Carols office, where she had already bought food. You smiled at her, feeling the small butterflies go around in your stomach.

There was small talk about the day, completely avoiding what had happened earlier. Throwing away your food container, you let out a sigh before looking up at Carol who looked at you a bit concerned form your sigh.

“I really am sorry about earlier” you said as she shook her head chuckling.

“Don’t worry about it, seriously. At least it was your friend who saw us and not anyone else” she joked and you nodded, agreeing with her.

Carol looked up at you, pushing her food to side before letting out a small sigh and nodding towards you.

“Come here” she said, pushing her chair back and motioning you over. Getting up, you walked around the desk, leaning against it slightly as Carol stayed seated, looking up at you and taking your hands.

“Don’t sweat it, really. I love spending time with you” she said, now beginning to stand up while still holding your hands.

“Even if it means we get caught” she smirked, causing your to chuckle as she began to press small kisses against you jaw and going down to your neck.

“It’s always been a fantasy of mine to fuck on a desk, you know” Carol mumbled against your skin as you hummed, closing your eyes.

“Then why don’t we make that come true” you said as she pulled back, a small smile on her lips before looked up to you.

“Are there gonna be any interruptions this time, Ms. Danvers?” You smirked as Carol pressed a small kiss against your jaw before pulling away and moving towards the door and pushing the lock in on the handle. She turned back to you and mimicked your smirk.

“Not this time, Ms. Stark” she said before stepping back towards you and pressing her lips roughly against yours.

Pressing you against the desk, you began to lean down, your lips still pressed against hers, as her hands began moving up and down your body, letting out a small moan against her lips.

Taking off your shirt, she let out a soft ‘fuck’ seeing your lace bra as you smirked up at her. “Are you trying to kill me?” She said, beginning to take off your skirt.

“No, just trying to merely show off for you” you said as she nodded, beginning to kiss and bit your neck softly, letting small marks over your collarbone and neck area.

“Consider me impressed” she spoke against your skin as she pulled your skirt down and onto the floor, seeing your matching underwear. Letting out a whine, she couldn’t help but see how stunning you looked and how great it felt that you were showing her this set.

Carol pressed her hand against your clit as she slowly dragged her finger in an up and down motion over the fabric of your underwear. Letting out a moan, she smirked, pushing the thin fabric to the side before continuing the action, rubbing your clit a bit faster but still at a slow pace.

“Such a pretty pussy” she said, leaning down and getting on her knees between your legs, looking up at you as she dragged your underwear down your legs, not stopping her other hand from rubbing.

“All of this, for me?” Carol asked, moving her finger to see it covered from how wet you’d become as you felt your face heat up.

“So fucking pretty” she said, looking up at you before lowering down onto her knees between your legs. Holding eye contact, she moved close to your clit and pressed her lips against it softly, sending a small shudder through your body.

“You taste so sweet” she said against you, humming as you let out a moan. Leaning back against the table, your hand went to grip into her hair as she moaned against you, closing her eyes before thrusting two fingers into, at a quick pace.

Your breathing began to hitch slightly as you felt waves of pleasure go down your body. Your back arched off the desk a bit as you let out a long moan to the new sensation.

“Fuck!” You moaned out, lifting your head to see Carol pull back and move up your body to place a kiss against your lips.

Pulling away, you began to feel a small knot form in your stomach as Carol picked up the pace with her fingers. Leaning her forehead against yours, your eyes stayed trained on watching her fingers disappear into you before you rolled your eyes back and close, feeling the knot get tighter in your stomach.

Looking behind Carol, you couldn’t help but tense up quickly at the thought someone could look in from the building across and see this happening. The more you thought about it, the eased you became and even slightly turned on.

Carol turned around to see the windows in the building across on and smirked. Turning back towards you, she chuckled. “Let them see you like this. See how pretty of a slut you are, being fucked on a desk” she said as you whimpered at the thought as Carol picked up the pace once more with her fingers.

“Carol, I-“ you breathed out before tossing your head back and moaning, supporting yourself on your elbows on the desk as you looked back down at her hand pleasuring.

“Let go, baby. I’ve got you” she said, leaning down to place kisses and small marks on your neck. You let out a long moan as you felt a surge of pleasure shoot through your body, closing your eyes and leaning your head back again. Carol continued thrusting her fingers before slowing them down and taking them out.

Placing them into her mouth, she sucked on them, humming softly before pulling them out of her mouth with a ‘pop’. “So fucking sweet” she said as you let out a breath before pulling her roughly into a kiss as her hands made their way back to your waist, helping support you.

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“I definitely think she’s using her” Nat said, taking a drink from her beer as she looked at Sam, who sat next to her, staring off into space.

“Really?” Sam asked, turning to Nat. He had just told Nat about what he saw happen between you and Carol. He knew Nat worked for Carol but he had known Nat for a while now and he considered her a close friend of his.

“Yeah. Not to be a bummer but I’ve heard her talk about having an ‘upper hand’ on Starks company now. I guess it never clicked until now, given the filler information you just gave me” she said, shrugging as she put her beer down on the counter.

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feedback is appreciated!

[bts-reveries]

expect the unexpected | 5

(text after images + more images at the end!)

“It’s open!”

“Auntie Rin!” Haneul yells, running to the door as one of your best friends walks in. He smiles up at her, waving. 

“Hi Haneul, how’ve you been?” Rina asks, closing the door behind her.

“Good,” he says, looking behind her. “Where’s hyung?” He asks sadly, realizing Sian is not with her.

“He’s at home with Tokki and Uncle JK,” she says, reaching down to squish his cheek. “Where’s mommy?” Rina asks. 

“I’m here!” You yell from the hallway, running to the living room. “Hey,” you say, walking up to her to give her a hug. She groans, hugging you tighter.

“I’m so tired,” she says, leaning into you. You laugh, she’s going through that new mom phase again… but with a puppy this time.

“Go ahead and take a nap in our guest room then,” you say, pulling away from her, holding onto her arms. “I can wake you up when Yuna comes.”

“Are we having a playdate?” Soojin asks, walking into the living room. 

“Yes, but only for your mommy and aunties,” Rina says, laughing at Soojin’s reaction when she frowns up at her. 

“Siannie hyung is not here,” Haneul pouts, resting his head on his palms as he looks at his sister from the arm of the couch. 

“Gyu will be here later though,” you tell your kids. You then turn back to Rina. “Go ahead and take a nap, Yuna will be here in like an hour. I’ll wake you up then,” you say. 

“Okay okay, thank you,” Rina says. She then walks off towards your guest bedroom when she stops halfway. 

“Oh yeah,” she says, opening up her bag. She then takes out three bags of cookies. “I got these before I left work.” 

“AHHhhhhH!” Haneul screams, sliding off of the couch and running to Rina. Rina laughs,  handing one to him and then the other to Soojin.

“Thank you!” they both yell with joy.

“You’re welcome~ Umm.. Where’s Minseok? This one’s for him.”

“He’s reading in his room,” you say, “I’ll give it to him though, thank you! Go ahead and sleep now, you’re going to knock out any second.” You laugh as you watch her eyes flutter, trying her best to stay awake.

“Alright,” she says, finally going to the room. “Wake me up when she gets here!”

“I will, I will.”

-

“Soojin, you wanna wake up Auntie Rin?” You ask as you let Yuna and Mingyu in. 

“Um, no,” Soojin says, returning back to her cookie and the show playing on the tv. You scoff, shaking your head. 

“I have a better idea,” Yuna says walking towards the guest room. “Wanna come Haneul?” She asks. Haneul excitedly runs to Yuna, going inside the room first. 

You tilt your head to the side, wondering what she was up to.

“Attack!” You hear Yuna yell, you hear her throw the kids onto the bed.

“Auntie Rin! Auntie Rin!” You hear the kids yell. 

“I’m awake, I’m awake,” you hear Rina say. “Oh gosh, you guys are so cUTE!” 

You laugh at her reaction, you know Yuna just gave her baby fever. 

Again.

“How dare you wake me up like this,” Rina says, walking out holding Mingyu in one arm and Haneul in the other. “I just got better from baby fever, I can’t have it again, I don’t need another baby right now.”

“That puppy really keeps you up at night doesn’t it,” you say. Rina nods, a yawn escaping her lips. 

“It’s okay, I still love her though,” she says. You nod. You always wanted a dog, but you barely have any time.

“Babe,” your husband says, walking out of Minseok’s room, “I just finished helping Minseok with his homework and got a call from Yeonjun, a client rescheduled-- oh hey girls.” Jin waves at them, just noticing that your friends are over, and turns back to you. “I’m going to leave in a bit, Yeonjun and Jungkook should be stopping by in a couple of minutes.” When the name comes out of his mouth, Rina almost drops the kids.

“W-who’s coming by?” She stutters out. 

“My secretary and your fiance--”

“UNCLE YEONJUN IS COMING?” Soojin practically screams, dropping the cookies to run to her room. Haneul and Mingyu don't hesitate to wiggle out of Rina’s arms to take them.

“Where are you going?” Jin calls out. 

“I NEED TO LOOK PRETTY!” His daughter answers back. Jin turns towards you.

“I’m going to call Yeonjun and tell him to stay in the car.”

As if on cue, a knock came from the door and you all turned towards it. 

“It’s open!” Haneul yells, running to the door. Mingyu follows after him.

The door then opens and Tokki comes running in, jumping on everyone he sees. Knocking down the youngest member. 

“Siannie hyung!” Haneul yells, hugging and clinging onto Sian. 

You turn to look at Rina who’s glaring at Jungkook. He smiles, scratching the back of his head sheepishly. 

“Hey don’t look at me like that, blame the client that decided to reschedule!” Jungkook says. 

“IS UNCLE YEONJUN HERE,” Soojin yells from her room. 

“NO THE BETTER LOOKING UNCLE IS THOUGH,” Jungkook yells back. 

Soojin comes running out of her room and the smile on her face wipes off when she doesn’t see Uncle Secretary. 

“Do you not love me anymore?” Jungkook says, putting a hand to his chest. 

“I still do,” she says, walking to her uncle and raising her arms for him to carry her. Jungkook picks her up and she wraps her arms around his neck, planting a kiss on his cheek and making Jungkook pout.

“Aw I want a daughter,” he says. 

“Being in this house is dangerous,” Rina mumbles, referring to the baby fever you get when you enter the Kim’s residence. 

“I think we have enough children in our group right now, but anywho,” Jin says, turning back to you. “I’ll be home by dinner,” he says, giving you a kiss. “Let’s go Kook,” he says. “The quicker we get there, the quicker we finish.”

“Okay hyung,” Jungkook says, putting Soojin down and walking over to Rina to give her a kiss as well. 

“I feel so left out,” Yuna says, thinking about Jimin. Both Jungkook and Jin looked at each other before turning to Yuna and giving her an overly exaggerated flying kiss.

All three of you laugh at the boys’ antics, shaking your head. 

“Thanks.” Yuna says sarcastically, “I feel so much better.”

“We’ll get going now,” Jin says, walking out with Jungkook. 

Soojin pouts, dragging her feet towards you, hitting her head on your stomach. 

“What’s wrong?” You ask her wrapping your arms around her shoulders. 

“I wanted to see Uncle Yeonjun,” she whines. You pick her up, and you and the girls exchange looks. 

“Are the girls really growing up and liking boys now?” Yuna asks. “My heart hurts, I don’t think I’m ready.”

-

“So what are your plans for your big anniversary trip?” Rina asks, sitting on your couch with a cup of coffee. She was glad that all the kids were just keeping themselves occupied and playing with the dog. She didn’t have to worry about a thing. 

“Honestly, we haven’t talked about it much as I thought we would,” you say, taking a seat next to her. “He’s been busy with work, as you can tell, and then I’m busy with the kids and work too. I think as it gets closer, we’ll start to settle things. Like booking an airbnb, call his parents to watch over the kids, and take a few days off of work.”

“Isn’t your anniversary in a few days though?” Yuna asks. You were about to drink your coffee when you stopped halfway. 

Grabbing your phone from the coffee table, you went on the calendar app. 

“You’re right. I guess we were too busy to notice,” you laugh half heartedly, “I’ll bring it up tonight, we’re planning to go to jeju island. Calling his parents and booking the place shouldn’t be too har--”

“NO,” you hear from the kids’ room, interrupting your sentence. 

“MINES!”

“STOP IT!”

You three all turned to each other with furrowed eyebrows, turning to face the hallway.

“HANEUL STOP,” you hear your daughter yell, as soon as you hear ‘ow!’ and a loud cry afterwards, you three came running to the room.

The three of you got to the door of Soojin’s room where Tokki ran out of. 

“What happened?” you say, walking towards the two crying boys on the floor.

“They were fighting over Tokki,” Sian says, calmly sitting next to Soojin. Both of them dangling their legs over the edge of the bed.

“Why were you two fighting over Tokki? You both can play with him,” you say, sitting down on the floor, calming your son and nephew. Yuna sits down with you, putting her son on her lap.

“You’re lucky Sian hyung lets you two play with his puppy,” you say, rubbing Haneul’s back.

“Haneul took Tokki from Sian and pushed Mingyu when he tried to pet him,” Soojin snitched. She folded her arms over her chest and crossed her leg over the other. 

“Haneul why did you do that?” You ask calmly. 

“My puppy!” Haneul yells, kicking his feet. Yuna got Mingyu to finally stop crying and calmed down.

“The two of you need to share okay?” Yuna says. “Mingyu go to Haneul and you two should say sorry to each other.”

“Actually, Tokki is MY puppy,” Sian corrects him, putting his finger up. 

“No!” Haneul screams, angrily pushing Mingyu down as he walks towards him, knocking him down to the floor.

“WHY DID YOU PUSH HIM, SIAN IS THE ONE WHO SAID IT,” Soojin says, jumping off of her bed to run to Mingyu. Sian looks at her shocked.

As Haneul watches his sister run to his younger cousin, he pulls her hair as if he was jealous that she was going to Mingyu and not him.

“Haneul!” You exclaimed, grabbing his little fist that was shut tight around his sister’s hair.

“OW MOMMY OW!” Soojin yells.

“I’m sorry baby just-- hold on,” you say, trying to ungrip his hand.

Rina quickly left to go find wherever Tokki went to and silently whispered to herself, “Hmm, I guess baby tantrums are the best cure for baby fever.” 

She walks into the living room and finds Minseok calmly petting Tokki on his lap while eating the cookie she gave him. 

“Hi auntie, thank you for the cookie,” he smiles. Rina laughs as the scene in front of her was the complete opposite as the one she just left. She could still hear Soojin and Haneul screaming. 

“Are they okay in there?” Minseok asks, pointing towards Soojin’s room. Rina turns towards the room and looks back at him, giving him a little shrug.

“Just baby drama,” she says, walking towards him and sitting next to him on the couch. “So do you want a dog of your own?” She asks, noticing how calm Tokki is with him. “You seem like you’re pretty good with dogs.” Minseok looks at her and nods.

“I would someday, but I think having Haneul and Soojin is enough,” he says, making his aunt laugh hysterically.

expect the unexpected

♡ part five: baby drama ♡ 

pairings: ceo, dad!jin x interior designer, mom!reader

a/n: im just excited for when jin and yn goes on their anniversary 😭

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could you do another fic where mari has too many overprotective relatives (batfam, jason in particular, adrien, luka, kagami, chloe, jagged, bruce, penny, clara, tony stark and the avengers maybe lol) and all the boys who want to date her are scared away by them until she starts seeing damian or someone else i love your writing and thanks! ♡♡

I loved this prompt immediately and I really hope I did it justice! Hope you like it!

The Never-Ending Cycle of First Dates

“No! Wait! He’s just kidding!” Marinette ran out of the building trying to grab the boy's hand before he could escape, but she was too late. Her hand slapped her forehead in defeat as yet another man hurried off before they could even order drinks. Turning her attention to where her target stood, she couldn’t help the bubbling anger directed at his smirk.

“Why must you ruin every date? It’s like you guys have a pool of names and you just reach in and see who's in luck to scare off the next guy that tries to date me!” She threw her hands into the air, only earning a chuckle.

“C’mon Princess, if the man can’t handle a little threat then how is he gonna stick around for the long term? Hmm?”

Marinette wanted to argue, but she knew it was pointless. Jason and the others were firm in their beliefs; Marinette must be protected from heartbreak at all costs. She tried arguing with them that if she never got hurt in the first place then she could never learn, but alas, her words seemed to fall on deaf ears.

“How did you even find us?”

Jason’s smirk widened which only fueled her rage.

“What? You thought meeting at the restaurant would actually change anything? I can find you anywhere and everywhere. Plus Adrien totally snitched.”

Marinette made a mental note to lay into Adrien later after she found the poor kid that Jason scared of.

“One day I’m going to find someone who isn’t scared by you lot and he’s gonna make it through the first date.”

She turned her back on Jason’s boisterous laughter. She was determined to prove her point. After all, there had to be one man in Gotham City that wasn’t afraid of her, right? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The rest of her week had gone as smoothly as Monday had to say the least.

Tuesday’s date was crashed by Kagami’s foil. One look at her slicing the bread and he didn’t even make it to the table.

Wednesday’s date was a double date with Luka and Chloe. Marinette begged Tikki to lend her a little luck, but the small God would do no such thing. At least this guy made it past drinks. Marinette almost cheered until Luka donned his infamous stare. She watched as her date squirmed uncomfortably before excusing himself for the bathroom, never returning.

Thursday’s date ended with the man strung up by his ankles, none other than Nightwing and Red Robin dropping in to apologize, claiming they thought he was trying to mug her.

By Friday, she was ready to cancel her date before it even began.

“Adrien, you guys are making it impossible to even think about dating.” She collapsed on the couch, letting out a small whine.

“I think that’s kind of the point Mari, besides, you’re a working woman now, shouldn’t you be focusing on your career-”

Adrien paused as his eyes narrowed in on Marinette’s hand mocking his lecture. Her hand paused as she noticed his now silent voice. Meeting his eyes, she simply shrugged.

“You sound like my mom. She’s worried that I’m too worried about dating but guess what? I kind of missed out on that experience in high school pining after a guy who wasn’t even interested!”

They both chuckled as they remembered the awkward dance they both did from the time they were 13.

“So what are you going to do about the date tonight?”

Marinette shrugged once more as she pulled at a piece of her hair, twirling it around her finger.

“Who is on date duty tonight?”

“First of all, it’s not called date duty,” he waved off the pointed look Marinette gave him before continuing, “and it was supposed to be Jagged and Penny but in case they fail, Tony is on backup duty and Jason is on backup, backup duty.”

“Not date duty my ass.”

Marinette sighed longingly as she pulled herself into a sitting position.

“I’m giving this one more chance before I swear off dating forever.”

Adrien chuckled before offering his hand to pull her into a standing position.

“Well, guess you better prepare to look good. After all, they always say if you’re gonna go out, at least do it in style.”

Marinette rolled her eyes as she pushed Adrien to the couch, ignoring his protests. If this was going to be her last date, then maybe he had a point of going out in style.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  .

Marinette pulled at her dress nervously as a black limo approached her outside of her apartment. She had checked the perimeter once as Marinette and once more as Ladybug; there was no sign of Jagged or Penny. Somehow though, that didn’t calm her nerves.

As the limo pulled to a stop, a man stepped out of the back seat causing her breath to hitch in her throat. As if him being drop-dead gorgeous wasn’t enough, her worst fears stepped out from behind him, wide grins on their faces.

“Oi, there she is Penny! Marinette, we tried calling you but you sent us straight to voicemail, that wasn’t very rock n’ roll of you. Luckily, this nice man right here was there to give us a ride, right Penny?”

Penny nodded sweetly as if the two of them were innocent victims of Marinette’s forgetfulness. She wanted to turn right back into her apartment and never leave again, but a small hand grasped hers, pulling it up to their lips, as soft and gentle as his movements.

“It’s a pleasure to meet you Marinette Dupain-Cheng. I have heard many stories of you from my brothers and father. You seem to have impressed many powerful people such as the two strays I picked up off the streets earlier.”

His smile was playful as it coaxed a small laugh from her. It helped even more to see Jagged panicking in the background at the sight of the small gesture. This man, no, his name was Damian. Damian had already broken through the first wall without even knowing it. Marinette let herself feel a spark of hope at the thought of finally making it through a first date.

“Anywho, now that we have arrived, I must apologize for leaving you two here, how does the saying go? ‘High and dry?’ but I do have a date to continue.” He nodded to Penny and Jagged leaving them both with their jaws almost touching the ground.

If she had a moment, Marinette might’ve taken a photo, but she instead quickly grabbed Damian’s arm, shutting the limo door before either could protest. She didn’t bother to release the breath she had been holding until the apartments were gone from the rearview mirror.

“I am so sorry about them, they-” she tried to let the apology spill out of her mouth but Damian simply shook his head, that same playful smile monopolizing his face.

“I am fully aware of the so-called ‘date duty’ your friends have. After all, my brother is in charge of the scheduling.”

It was Marinette’s turn for her jaw to drop. This was Jason’s brother? The literal spawn of satan as Jason had put it. There was no way. He was so nice, and such a gentleman, there was no way they could be the same person.

“How come nobody ever told me you were in town? Last time Jason introduced me to the family, he made sure to wait for when you left on a business trip. I’ve only ever been invited over when you’re not there!”

Damian chuckled as if this was a normal occurrence.

“They knew I had a crush on you ever since I watched your alter ego take down an akuma three times your size. It was only a matter of time until I asked you out, but with Jason observing your every date, he made it quite difficult.”

Marinette felt her face flush as his words washed over her. A man that was actually interested in her and was willing to take on the trouble a date with her could mean? She lightly pinched herself to make sure she wasn’t dreaming.

“You know it’s only going to get worse from here right? Like, Jagged and Penny were only the first round worse.”

Damian leaned in, placing his hand overtop hers, that smile of his killing her slowly.

“Can I tell you a secret?”

Marinette nodded as she leaned closer, nearly closing the gap between them, her heart racing from the distance.

“I borrowed his rotation schedule and have prepared for every incident that could occur tonight.”

Marinette couldn’t help the words that slipped out of her mouth.

“I think I might love you.” Immediately she slapped her hand over her mouth letting out a string of apologies as she scooched away from the red-faced man. He cleared his throat, trying to overcome his shock as his smile pulled into a small smirk.

“Don’t apologize, just tell me again if you feel the same after we’ve finished the date.”

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Somehow, they managed to make it through dinner without a single hiccup. It was suspicious, but she was having too good of a time to care. She fell in love immediately with his animals as he showed off his many photos, commenting on whichever one seemed to make her melt the most.

They talked about where they had gone to college, where they were working now and what they were hoping for their futures. Marinette felt her heart swell with excitement for how compatible they were, it almost made tonight ending that much more painful.

As they stepped out of the restaurant, Marinette heard a familiar voice that made her blood run cold.

“Do you know who I am? I could buy this whole place and then you’d have to let me in! I’m the damn Ironman, doesn’t that count for something?”

The poor hostess was shaking her head, trying to apologize to the other guests for the wait he was causing. Marinette let out a defeated sigh as she took a step forward to intervene, but Damian’s hand intertwined with hers pulling her in the opposite direction.

“There aren’t too many places in Gotham City that Tony Stark isn’t banned from. However, you can thank my father for that. He agreed for me to host my dinner at his restaurant to nullify backup number 2, Tony Stark.”

Marinette almost wanted to laugh at the irony of a billionaire being banned from a small Italian restaurant in Gotham.

“There’s not much that Uncle Tony can’t fix by throwing money at it, but I suppose that’s pointless when it’s another billionaire causing the said problem.”

Damian sent her a wink that warmed her to her core. They decided to ditch the limo in favor of walking home, spending more time with each other coincidentally. Marinette felt her mind racing like she was in middle school once again planning her imaginary wedding and their future hamster.

He was everything she had hoped to find in a man and so much more. She honestly regretted not meeting him sooner, it would’ve saved her so much trouble over the years.

She opened her mouth, only to close it immediately as her eyes narrowed in on a figure leaning against her apartment building.

“Jason, what are you doing here? There’s no date to ruin now and I finally found a guy who can’t be scared off by your stupid date duty.”

She crossed her arms in defiance but Jason paid her no mind.

“Damian, I didn’t know you were home so soon. I would’ve locked you up in the Batcave to make sure this would’ve never happened.”

Damian scoffed beside her as he shoved his hands in his pockets.

“As if you could.”

The two men were locked in a staredown, leaving Marinette to wilt in the tension that had formed. She moved towards her apartment, only to be stopped by Damian’s hand for the third time tonight.

Turning her back to Jason, she watched as he brought her hand to his lips, his kiss still as gentle and soft as the first when he had given her hours earlier. She ignored Jason’s protest as she pulled his hand forward placing a quick peck on his lips.

The man’s face matched her own in shades of red.

“Does this mean you would be interested in a second date?”

Marinette nodded furiously before waving him goodnight, darting past Jason’s brooding figure.

“This is not the end of it Marinette!”

Jason’s threats felt empty compared to the excitement racing in her heart. She had finally broken the cycle of never-ending first dates and boy, did it feel good.

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