#are we balling? no

[listenerofpodcasts]

art vs hands

[orgasming-caterpillar]

"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

[caligmaera]

cant stop thinking about this scene

[i-am-totally-not-a-lizard]

One thing I love about Tumblr that wasn't a thing on Reddit is that I can just write whatever the fuck text post I want. No titles. No putting text on images. No algorithms or karma. Just fuckin splatter your mind onto the screen and people will see it. Like god intended.

[urmumhaha]

I wish butch n femme balls existed. Not to b a fucking sap n a massive dyke but wow. Ugh even. Just wanna wear a gown n stilettos n have my honey greet me w a bouquet before we leave n we wear matching or complimentary jewelry n spend hours on my hair and makeup to impress. N then when we get there my honey will spin me around the room for a brief dance before grabbing something to drink, wine for me n whiskey for her, as we chat w other dykes n celebrate butchfemmeness. Or whatever

[officersnickers]

[galaxyspeaking]

He’s filled his house with chintz. To keep it real I fuck him on the floor.

[spoopdeedoop]

WYD WHEN MY GANG PULL UP !!!

[sapsolace]

obsessed w these boneheads as of late :]

[forecast0ctopus]

spock on theremin what is he playing

[deimosatellite]

punk hazard i love you

[dieselocelot]

the fact that mr house had to experience OCD in order to become the sole proprietor of the new vegas strip... i cant move

[toxungen]

got high hopes for the new year

[tubbytarchia]

so ranchers huh

[incredubious]

same old, same old

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