#are you fucking joking

[neochan]

my fiance fucking told me to time how long it takes him to make me finish…..a minute and thirteen seconds.

[jezebelgoldstone]

something about the very first story norris narrates being about loving your man so much that even though it's creepy and probably a cash-grab and even though you're well aware of both of those things you just cannot face the world without him.

the very first words of actual narration he speaks being "i'm so sorry. i should have listened. i just couldn't face the thought of the rest of my life never hearing him again. i had to try."

[gemma1999]

FUCK. I FUCKING KNEW IT. I FUCKING KNEW JAMES I NEED TO SAVE THEM ALL POTTER WOULD PULL SHIT LIKE THIS. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. SIRIUS IN AZKABAN. JAMES IS GONNA BE FUCKING TORTURED TOO. REMUS DOESN’T KNOW ABOUT SIRIUS. REGULUS DOESN’T KNOW ABOUT JAMES. ALICE DOESN’T KNOW ABOUT FRANK.

WHO THE HELL IS PEETA. THERE-

[whewchilly]

Carlos via IG stories | 15 June 2023

[synarthrosis]

come on

[doueverwonder]

You have to be fucking kidding me

[unhingedandunwell]

Rip Klck you would’ve loved Scars by crane wives

[mrswheeleryuta]

[devitalise]

bottoms spoilers when only like 2 people can watch the movie? kill yourself!!!!

[eastgaysian]

..........why did my school email revert to my deadname post-graduation when it was set as ming the whole fucking time i was enrolled

[vcrnons]

if anyone needs me ill be deactivating and promptly removing my eyeballs and also diving out of a moving vehicle x

[whabenas]

[stitchedgrave]

I hate when people try to make fitzcest one-sided did you even watch the trilogy brigitte didn't do all of THAT for you to say she isn't just as insane about her sister

[meroppi]

Omg the Japanese Splatfest is so good I wonder what we will ge-

[hwanghyunjinenthusiast]

[inkher0]

Hey I saw that post you made comparing Gun Waifu to the COD y/n. I just want to say that's extremely disrespectful. My OC would never support Israel