#arson explodes

[its-arson-time]

if you make a joke thats been made more than twice already im peeing in your shoes

inside of you there are two intestines.

one of them is large, and the other is small.

[scutesketch]

*sigh*… I got dragged into the show by the gay ass purple fairy

I know he dragged you down too 🫵

[funsizedcrow]

People love to talk about how much arson wild does and thats fun but also lets remember that in twilight princess in order to progress the game you do have to set a building full of bombs on fire. and it does explode.

[bamsara]

ARSON PLUSHIE ARSON PLUSHIE ARONS PUSEH AJARONS MASAJLKRHSKLHFLKHLK FHLK AUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! AAHGHHAH@@ LKASHLHS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@darkraven2994 I LOVE HIM. HE IS SO CUTE AND WELL MADE AND IM SO HAPPY AND HONORED IM AKLSHLKSGHS

[queenbeedarling]

I just need everyone to know that if these three aren't HAPPY and TOGETHER at the end of the show, I will absolutely fall apart. And not in the good way.

[uncreative-cryptid]

i am convinced mortefi is the cure to all my problems

which is to say indirectly arson might solve all my issues

[kluskinoodles]

My first draft of the prev post.

That ain’t Silas! THAT’S MARK FROM ACCOUNTING!

HE’S ABOUT TO GO HARASS YOU AT THE WATER COOLER AND YOU’LL HAVE TO REPORT HIM TO HR 😭😭😭

[arson-worm]

i wish i had the free will to just explode

[from-stars-to-shadows]

Man... some of my moots who are on hiatus are going to come back to my blog like:

[thekuraning]

i have woken from my slumber to spread the word of Rocket Executive Nanu committing arson.

Rocket Executive Juno, a young Nanu working under Madame Boss before his time at Ipol. He is still just as tired as he is as a cranky old man, and is arguably even crankier back in these days. Hot-headed and spoiling for a fight, he's usually the first of the old guard executives to get his hands dirty.

He hasn't started training meowth yet... so his ace is Sableye!

Rocket Executive Epsilon, Nanu's usual partner and the only person in HQ who can stand his depressing ass. He trains new grunts and coordinates field missions and the establishment of Madame's new properties for Team Rocket. He is also saddled with the most annoying twin gremlins in the world for children (Petrel and Faba, who Nanu occasionally gets stuck babysitting.)

His ace is Lucario!

With their powers combined, they commit felonies, watch spaghetti westerns, and talk shit about Larry (who is also a former Rocket executive, sorry its canon i dont make the rules)

[thehotlovedove]

I just remembered when I was 18 I had to show a lifeguard my DIVERS LICENSE to prove to them I could SIM during adult swim. Scariest interaction ever. They thought I was 15-

[gordon-blub]

Did you know that nearly every weapon/tool driller can equip is either a flat out war crime or has the potential to be a war crime?

[boymounter]

aughhhhhh i NEED BUZZ NOW

[kpmeat]

made it a few months into the job w/o being the 'things just happen to this guy' guy, but i've forgotten which stories i have told so ill talk normally like "its no big deal man in comparison to the arson this is nothing" and my coworkers fucking Look at me

[thatautisticlesbian]

when and where?

flirting with trans girls online by asking if they want to blow up government buildings with me