#arson screams

[its-arson-time]

helping is allowed

[its-arson-innit]

innit day or something

[its-arson-frens]

peepeepoopoo or something like that

assume everything is okay to rb if its not ill turn rbs off

[its-arson-spam]

YOU CAN KISS THE SKIN FROM MY LIPS IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD

[flamingpudding]

Message to the past

Was one nice family dinner in the Wayne Family really possible? Jason was starting to think it wasn't. The evening started out so well, for once he did not have any sort of beef with Bruce for the moment. He got to spend time with Alfred preparing the dinner. Neither Demon Brat nor Pretender were at each other's throats because of a case yet and there was no argument about to happen with Dickie either and he didn't feel like avoiding Bruce. Did he mention he didn't feel like leaving the Manor at the first sight of his old man?

Everything felt like it was gearing up to be a nice and well deserved family dinner with all his siblings being in one space for once.

That was until a Lazarus Green portal opened and a fucking silver green tin can smack dab hit him square in the face. Causing him to fall backwards in his chair and hitting his head painfully on the floor. Why didn't they have carpet in the dinner room again? Oh right, someone -one of his siblings- got mud all over it after patrol and Alfred decided the dinner room didn't need it anymore.

Once the first shock of what had just happened passed. They got to inspect the tin can and found a letter inside it.

Dear future Dad,

Gramps Clockwork spoilered that there is a mess up in the timeline because of the speedsters and I can fix it like this, which is why I am writing this. Please pick me up in the attached location marked on the map. My current self is in need of saving and I honestly would like to spare myself at least a little of the trauma that's about to happen.

Also please bring some explosives. You always regretted not blowing up a corupted govermental facility, so here is your chance of doing so! Be proud, though. I blew up a bunch of them in the future, with supervision, of course, from my uncles and aunts, so great grandpa wouldn't worry.

Please pick me up? Thanks if you do!

Your future adopted son.

PS: please ignore any complains my current self might have. I was in server need of a real parental figure and as you like to say as stubborn as grandpa.

PSS: also please stop antagonizing grandpa about my adoption. It's bad enough that you had to fight him over it in the first place.

PSSS: please bring great grandpa's cookies, I beg you please! I swear I will do all my schoolwork and be a straight A student if you do!

The girls of the family started to pout while the boys exchanged glances. Jason narrowed his eyes at his brothers. There was a silent argument happening and Bruce was watching them all also.

But if there was one thing Jason was sure about. It was that the tin can smacked him in the face. Which meant the letter was his and the time shenanigans arson kid with sass was going to be his kid. His brothers AND Bruce can fight him over that.

Like the kid has said in his letter.

[singgibanggipoongpoongbanggi]

IF ANYONE SAID ANYTHING I WILL SHOOT MYSELF AND AT THIS POINT I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING *S(CREAMING) INTENSIFIES*

[ryuusea]

first sherliam sketches + chibi practice doodles

[a-wondering-thought]

Now im not saying i would ever be an arsonist but im not not saying that sometimes i want to set a building on fire and watch as the flames grow and flicker around me and hear the flames start to roar and turn different colours as i watch mesmerized by them and they inch closer but still i dont really notice because how can something this beautiful be so deadly and if i do its too late and as the fire catches on to my clothes i look up at the sky and wonder for the last time..

[autisticbokutoenthusiast]

i understand him

edit because i just had this thought WHAT IF HES WEARING A SCARF TO COVER HIS ONLY VISIBLE DIFFERENCE FROM NANT

what if hes trying to connect to his brother that way????

[frnkiebby]

the fucking cutest~🎃

[insanesonofabitch]

[screaming like that chick in that town who just saw the sky fall] DESTIEL IS NOT ONE-SIDED!!! IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN RECIPROCAL!!! AND DEAN REALIZED THIS. AND CAS REALIZED THIS. BUT THEY ALSO REALIZED THAT THEY WERE DOOMED FROM THE VERY START!!!!!! “The ‘don’t do this cas’ is Dean being homopho—SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

[its-arson-time]

crazy that you can say "i think telling anyone to kill themselves is bad, even people you hate" or "i think doxxing people is bad, even people you hate" and thats a hot take somehow

[rosatheaphid]

I made a breakdancing robot

just for a hobby.

It fell over into a crowd of people and pinned a drunk new mother under its weight.

I am not an engineer.

This was a bad idea.

But boy you should have seen it do windmills.

[its-arson-frens]

where are my friends i need to eat ur art so i can see how u draw eyes bcs im struggling

[its-arson-spam]

i hate always pads they suck always /neg kotex is better

[lin-the-sweed]

I’ve been procrastinating watching the last episode of Good Omens for like 2 weeks, but today I finally did…*sigh* who wanna commit arson with me?