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hot wheels | natasha romanoff x reader

explicit, 5,2k words, f/f. meet-ugly but still very much wholesome. we love a girlboss. natasha catches some random woman keying her brand new car but decides to be the better person for once and hear the woman out. turns out, being the better person can even get one laid! warnings: singular use of the d-slur, references to an abusive ex, lesbian sex.

[no y/n, no "you", nickname only, no reader description - race/age/body type neutral, she/her pronouns]

Natasha gave the tall, lanky boy an unimpressed look as she side-stepped the arguing couple to avoid colliding with the annoyed, teary-eyed woman the boy was groveling to. It was nearing rush hour and there was shopping to be done before the heavy NYC traffic could steer her already busy schedule down into an unmanageable chaos.

"But, Foxy, you know I didn't mean it! I love you, more than anything!"

The items on the spy's list were checked off methodically, item after item landing in the cart with a quiet thud as the redhead maneuvered through the isles with tactical precision. The usual afternoon crowd began to fill the store, taking up the so-needed breathing space; Natasha's shopping trip wasn't a moment of leisure and with her neverending to-do list full, she hurried to the self-check-out register, flying through the motions mindlessly.

Scan, place, beep, boop, pay, load up the bags, make way to the car, load up and pedal to the metal.

Scratch that. No, scratch - Natasha's eyes bulged as she neared her shiny, brand new Charger, seeing the obvious defects even from a mile away: the paint, previously cherry red and gleaming in the sun, ruined by a series of thin, gray lines, standing out unpleasantly on the otherwise pristine vehicle.

And the culprit, who's tuft of hair peeked over the hood of the car on the other side of the Charger, almost fully hidden between her car and the large Chevrolet in the next parking spot over.

Natasha's fingers clenched around the handle of the cart as she fought the urge to reach for her knife safely holstered under her leather jacket. "Excuse me?" Tone quiet and deadly, the spy prepared herself to fight or at least slightly shake up the hooligan.

The figure froze, vaguely familiar clothing and a puffy, tear-stained face slowly rising from behind Natasha's car. "In my defense, he deserves it," the girl - Foxy - the one that was arguing in front of the store earlier, declared through a stream of angry tears. "Call the cops if you want, I don't care." It was unclear if the girl recognised her, the Black Widow, as she made no move to run for the hills, just pathetically sniffled, pocketing the keys she used to scratch Natasha's car.

"That's my car," The spy responded flatly, a great deal of amusement crawling into her face as Foxy's eyes bulged, jaw fell slack, horror plain and evident overshadowing the waterworks. Natasha quickly pieced two and two together but patiently waited for the initial shock to subside before popping a question. "A word of advice, if I may?"

Foxy nodded, dumbfounded, frantically scrambling for the contents of her pockets, searching for something with the agility of a panicking cat, more than half of the contents spilling out onto the ground.

Natasha unlocked the car, popping the trunk and loading in her bags as she raised her voice to be heard over the noise of a busy parking lot. "Don't mess with the paint, the insurance will cover it. Slash three tires - not four - or take a swing at the front bumper and the headlights," the trunk slid shut with a quiet click as the spy inspected the damages close-up. Her Charger looked like it was attacked by a pack of aggressive, feral cats with nails of steel. "And always check the number plates before committing acts of vandalism to make sure you're enacting revenge on the right person." The last part was said with a smirk.

As the spy stepped closer to Foxy, she noted the excessive puffiness of her cheeks and the shaking fingers that held a checkbook and a pen. The woman looked torn between terrified and apologetic, worrying her lip between her teeth. "I'm so, so sorry. Todd just got his new car, it's identical to yours and I didn't get the chance to memorize the number plate yet," the offending man's name was said with a pitiful growl. "How much?" She weakly motioned to the ruined bodywork.

"What'd he do?" Natasha didn't resist her curiousity, leaning against the driver's side door and sizing up the other woman. She was pretty, well-dressed and reasonably wealthy on the first sight. "Yeah, he looked like a Todd," The quip slipped from the redhead's lips as she remembered the man from earlier. Foxy looked way too good to be wasting her time on someone who looked like an adolescent that hadn't outgrown his skater boy phase.

Foxy chuckled shyly at Natasha's remark, smoothing a hand over her face. "Lord, where do I even begin..." The sigh was loud and long. "He lived in my apartment rent-free, made me give up my cat by lying about his allergies, went through nine low-wage jobs in two years, did nothing but play video games in his free time and developed a pot addiction, thus spending all his money on it," she began steadily but her tone grew in pitch with every added offence as Natasha's eyebrows climbed higher and higher. "My last straw was when he took out a loan he couldn't pay off to buy his brand new cool car," the words were spat out with venom. "I threw him out last Saturday. He's been following me around all the time," Foxy continued, growing dark in the face. "And then I found out he had been cheating on me for I don't know how long. I just... I just lost it," she finished pathetically, all but crumbling into a pile of human misery.

Natasha's face had frozen into mute disbelief somewhere around the first half of the story, repulsion and astonishment mixing into a flurry of quiet rage on the random woman's behalf. Menfolk were bizarre animals, and as much as the spy felt herself annoyed by her roommates at the tower, she couldn't help but feel relieved that the men surrounding her were far from douchebags of the casual variety. This Todd, however, was no amateur, and had done Foxy really, really dirty.

The redhead made up her mind rather quickly. "That's a lot to unpack," she carefully studied the micro-expressions on the other woman's face. "I have a couple of nice bottles of wine at my place and nobody to share them with. Care for a glass?"

Foxy's eyes widened once more. "I don't- I don't want to take up your time, I mean, I'm sure you've got more important shit to do, like save the world and y'know..." The stammering was followed by a shy look to the side.

So, Foxy had recognised her. And she didn't go running the other way like most people that encountered her in disadvantageous situations did. "I actually don't, I was just getting my shopping done for a lack of better things to do," Natasha lied seamlessly, motioning to the other side of the car. "Hop in." Mission reports and Barton's pizza date could wait.

The woman made quick way around, buckling into the seat in seconds, right before Natasha peeled off from the parking lot towards the Avengers tower at breathtaking speeds. The car was a gift from Tony - one of the rare things he managed to get right - and an absolute pleasure to drive.

"What's your name?" The redhead asked, juggling the steering and her smartphone effortlessly.

The woman rattled of her first and last name on between attempts to fix her runny make-up and wipe the dried snot and tears off her face. "Foxy is a nickname my gramps gave me, said I used to excessively play with fox pelts in the attic when I was a kid," the woman added with a snort, totally oblivious to Natasha's eyebrow raise as the spy read the information on her in-between overtaking slower cars.

Good student, good family life, stable income and good career growth in a prospective sector. What did Foxy even find in a guy like Todd? The most important information, however, was also most pleasing. No ties to any kind of intelligence gathering organizations.

As Natasha parked and popped the trunk once more, the other woman offered a hand with her shopping bags. Friday acknowledged the newcomer, startling her, causing Natasha to roll her eyes and mention, loudly, that if Tony decided to pay them a surprise visit, he may end up castrated or shot on sight, much to Foxy's bashful snickering.

Once the shopping was put away and the wine opened, the spy let herself curl up on the couch opposite the woman who studied her Spartan style apartment with curios eyes. The lack of knick knacks must've been a surprise for her: Natasha's apartment looked bare compared to what she'd seen in other's people's homes but the desire to make the environment more cozy had never been strong enough to actually act upon it. She wasn't used to staying in a place for very long.

"Do you still want to get back at the bastard?" The redhead asked once the first bottle was coming to an end. The alcohol was sitting low, pleasantly warm in their bellies and the food that they'd ordered in the middle of a casual chit-chat lulled them into a state of comfortable stupor.

"I want to gouge his eyes out and wear them as a battle trophy," Foxy was slightly slurring her words, much more affected by the wine than the stoic, experienced agent. "But I guess I can settle for petty crime or arson."

"I'm sensing you didn't tell me the whole list of grievances," true to her words, the spy felt as it there was a possibility quite a few things were being left unsaid.

Foxy sighed once again, placing the empty glass on the table and using her palm to prop her flushed face against it, blankly staring off into the far end of the room. "I came out as bisexual last year and he was giving me so much shit for it. Todd kept pushing for a threesome and when I refused, started accusing me of cheating during our fights, called me a whore a couple of times," the more she spoke, the higher Natasha's anger levels rose.

Not only was a Todd a dick, he was an abusive one. Truly, the grand prize of Asshat Lottery. "I have an idea or three," the spy twirled the remaining red liquid in her glass before downing it. "But it'll have to stay between us two."

"I'm listening," Foxy turned to meet Natasha's face, eyes considerably more alert than seconds before.

A few days past their amicable wine-and-revenge get-together, Natasha's doorbell rang as if she wasn't already had been made aware by Friday that a visitor was coming up to see her. Boxes of hair bleach and dye laid stacked on the living room table, surrounded by jewelry and assorted accessories. A pitcher of fresh sangria topped the ensemble, two clean glasses placed neatly on the tray next to it.

"Hi, Nat," Foxy's smile was a mile wide - a far cry from the sniffling sad sack of a woman the spy had first met. The nickname flowed freely from the woman's lips, as calm as Natasha's own answering grin and greeting. "I gots the stuff," waving her purse about, the woman kicked off her shoes by the door, approaching Natasha with the same smile that seemed to be more effective at lightening up the room than Tony's expensive designer lamps.

As Natasha's plan achieved a solid state, the two women had quickly come to a realization that Natasha was far too recognizable with her signature red hair and over a flurry of text messages, the decision to switch to a warm caramel blonde was made unanimously. Foxy had rebuked any and all Natasha's attempts to affirm she'd be able to do it herself and the spy gave into the other's chiding, relenting to have her hair dyed by a person who at least had a possibility of seeing the back of her head without having to perform acrobatic tricks.

Foxy was an easygoing, non-problematic person. She was fun to have around, quiet but witty, with intelligent eyes and a realistic view on the world. It was something Natasha valued, alongside the lack of probing questions regarding her past or her job - her insides clenched uncomfortably at the thought of having to lie about those things, or even worse, having to admit to the wrongdoings in her past, however Foxy carefully steered away from topics that were sensitive and never gave Natasha as much as a side-eye if the spy appeared to lack some minor detail that normal women her age all seemed to be aware of.

The curiosity had her ready to burst. Nat's natural defense mechanisms were quite confused, not sure what to make of the woman who almost too friendly to be true, but the kindness in her eyes and the sometimes shy, awestruck looks she gave Natasha when she thought the redhead wasn't looking made up for it in spades.

"What do you think?" The noise of the hair dryer finally ceased, Foxy's voice echoing in Natasha's luxuriously large bathroom.

The newly-blonde spy studied her reflection with a tilt to her head. The ombre was a nice touch - her own hair was naturally darker than the caramel and honey blonde she had chosen, so the almost-brown shading at her roots took much away from the contrast between her lighter hair and darker brows. It was just another disguise for the spy, but somehow, this one felt more like home than any of the previous faces she had worn.

"I like it, you were right about the ombre," Natasha voiced her thoughts, eyes sliding over to the smiling woman behind her, feeling the corners of her mouth begin to creep upwards in involuntary response.

"You looked good with red hair, don't misunderstand me," Foxy briefly raised her hands. "But you have a light complexion and lighter colors do wonders for bringing out the youthfulness. Even if we don't have much joy these days, a good hair color is an opportunity to showcase the bit," she briefly touched her own hair in an exaggerated attempt at driving her point home.

The fun part was done, the time came to execute the revenge. It wasn't exactly anything special; rather, the plan was quite simple - let Todd make a fool out of himself in front of his friends and perhaps (a slightly, teensy possibility) get himself arrested. The two women took their time to get dolled up, not too much - but rather, adding just that little bit to themselves to easily attract moderate amounts of attention from men.

The bar was busy, noisy and full of people when the two women stepped through the door. Natasha's eyes scanned the room out of habit, easily spotting the tall, lanky Todd in the far end of the bar, laughing and boozing with equally pathetic-looking man-children. The urge to gag was almost irresistible.

The spy let herself to be led to the bar by Foxy who looked mildly uncomfortable. Natasha was sure that if she was to touch the other woman's face, it would be flaming under the circumstances. "Try to relax a little, I won't bite," with a quip to her companion, Nat ordered them a vodka cranberry each, sitting down with her back to the men. "Tell me when he notices us and starts moving this way."

Foxy nodded minutely, clutching her drink for dear life and taking generous sips to calm herself down and relax like the spy had requested. They talked about everything and nothing in between, Natasha's hand on Foxy's knee crawling closer to her hip as minutes passed by without interruption. Loud noises of men playing darts and drunkenly cheering reached the womens earshot every now and then, causing Foxy to throw increasingly infuriated glances towards her ex-boyfriend and the Black Widow's current victim of choice.

Sitting opposite the perfectly composed, smiling woman, it was clear as day she was, indeed, best of the best. Despite knowing Foxy for only a few days, Natasha managed to pull off a very convincing girlfriend: her body language was nothing short of absolutely besotted and the googly eyes the spy was making had Foxy constantly remind herself that it was only for show. There was no way this gorgeous, incredible human would be interested in someone as plain and ordinary as herself.

"Heads up," Foxy's smile suddenly grew a mile wide as she stared directly at Natasha, eyes alight with fury at the scene about to unfold. Natasha's reply was to briefly tighten the grasp on the other's leg in silent support.

"Hey, baby," Todd was drunk enough for the stench of his breath to reach both women. "Oh, I see you're with a friend," his attempt at flirting only made Natasha scrunch up her face like a cat that accidentally smelled a lemon.

"Leave me alone," Foxy stated firmly, knowing the phrase wouldn't do anything to deter her overzealous ex, but this time - she counted on it.

"It's okay, I can share," the slurred words had a couple of people nearby raise their eyebrows at the audacity.

"I'm not interested," Foxy snapped. "In fact, there is absolutely nothing your freeloading, cheating ass can bring to my table."

The woman radiated satisfaction as gasps sounded out around them; Todd was a regular at this bar and most people there knew him in one way or another. The moment of joy, however, was brief.

"Listen, bitch, you have no business talking to me like that," full of drunken bravado, the man spat angrily, taking unsteady steps closer to Foxy. "What you need is a decent man that can handle your outbursts, not some dyke..." before he could even utter another offensive syllable, Natasha had his wildly gesturing arm twisted painfully behind his back, easily forcing the inebriated man to his knees.

"Wanna try that again, champ?" Sarcasm flowed freely from the spy's lips as the patrons in the bar gasped. The civilian clothing and the new hair color might have been an effective short-term disguise but once the crowd had seen her neat little party trick and had taken a good look at her face, nobody was doubting her identity. "Call the cops, will you?" She addressed the shocked bartender who immediately scrambled to obey.

"I didn't do anything!" Todd cried out, eyes drunkenly darting between the Black Widow's quiet rage and Foxy's grim stone face.

"Huh, that's weird. Because I clearly heard and saw an attempted hate crime," Natasha's voice attained a sardonic tint. "And I have a bar full of witnesses," the spy shrugged, letting go of his arm but keeping a boot firmly planted on his back to prevent him from escaping. "I hope you have a lawyer."

Foxy snorted, reaching for her unfinished second drink. "Tough luck."

Out of the corner of her eye, she spied Todd's friends inching closer to the exit door second by second, as if they could stand a chance against a professionally trained secret agent. Luckily for them, Natasha wasn't interested in the remainder of Todd's gang of losers and merely raised an eyebrow when the other men reached the door, a tiny smirk appearing when his pleading eyes didn't cause any reaction in his friends, the spineless worms, hopping out of the door without as much as a goodbye to the man laying face-down on the dirty floor.

As soon as the police arrived, awestruck by one of the NYC's most famous superheroes just casually standing in a bar, they eagerly collected the inebriated offender, briskly escorting Todd to the squad car. The bartender and several other patrons confirmed Natasha's words that an attempted hate crime had taken place. Cops were in and out in less than fifteen minutes and the otherwise-pleasant hole-in-the-wall bar returned to its usual evening bustle.

"Celebratory shots?" Natasha laughed as Foxy exhaled, deep and slow, once her racing heart calmed down.

"My treat," the other woman motioned for the bartender and soon, a line of colorful glasses appeared in front of the women. Each downed a glass easily, slamming it back on the table. "Man, this is everything I never knew I needed," Foxy confessed with a shy smile. "Thanks, Nat. You're the best."

The spy responded with a satisfied smile, picking up another glass and holding it out for a toast. "To revenge well-deserved," the glass clicked, alcohol slid easily down their throats. "So, what now?"

Foxy's eyes shone in the bright lights of the bar, relieved and tipsy. The small empty glass twirled easily between her fingers. "Dunno," the shrug came and went. "Maybe go on vacation. To Florida."

Natasha let out a belly laugh, downing her last shot without as much as a stutter in her movements, Foxy's eyes lingering on the stray drops of alcohol running from the spy's plump lips. "A vacation with the crackheads? Romantic," the quip was received with an eyeroll from the other woman.

"Spoilsport," Foxy, too, finished her booze and placed the money and a hefty tip on the bar, tapping twice to get the bartender's attention. "I meant more like - lay on the beach, sip mimosas, look at sexy people in swimsuits..."

"Florida is for old people," Natasha objected, pulling her leather jacket back on and leading them both outside. The evening air was crisp, bringing a clearer head and re-arranging the thoughts back into a more sensible state.

Foxy easily picked up her pace to match Natasha's precise strides leading them in the direction of the former's building. The warm buzz of vodka coupled with the fresh air and her desire for retribution well-fed, Foxy settled into a comfortable silence next to the spy. They reached the building quickly, their pace brisk and distractions lacking.

"Care for a nightcap?" She didn't know what prompted her to blurt out the words; as soon as the words registered in her brain, they were already out and Foxy's face heated, fingers fumbling for the keys in her pocket, Natasha's touch still warm and lingering on the side of her leg.

The spy seemed amused, studying Foxy's nervous habits with a crooked smirk. "Sure," she agreed amicably, following the woman into the apartment building, not missing both the rigidity of her back and the added spring to her step.

A moderately sized, well-decorated apartment revealed itself behind the open door, scarcely illuminated by the NYC lights coming in from a glass wall in the living room, reflecting the vast living space furnished with a large couch.

As soon as the door clicked shut, Natasha turned around, stepping into the other woman's personal space with the grace of a predator. Two shining eyes stared back at her in the darkness, framed by fluttering lashes. Foxy's bottom lip disappeared behind her teeth, skin gleaming with perspiration.

The recently-turned blonde spy wasted no time caging the other woman between her body and the door, chests almost touching. The air around them was charged, Foxy's heart thudding loudly in her chest as she gulped. Natasha studied her expression, "You want this?" she whispered against her lips, sharing the oxygen between them.

"Ye-yeah," a short nod and a gasp later, the women were devouring each other, grasping at their hands and shoulders like they were drowning. Hot and wet and sharp from the booze, the kisses were as graceless as their fingers haste in removing each other's top layers of clothing.

The sharp corner of the living room archway dug painfully into Foxy's back, bringing an additional sense of awareness: this was real. This was happening. Natasha's blonde locks flowed through Foxy's fingers, soft and silky, a contrast to the teeth pulling on her lip in impatient hunger. Foxy grunted in response, parting from the other woman to send her t-shirt flying somewhere in the direction of the kitchen.

"Bedroom," mere minutes in and she already sounded utterly and throughly ruined.

"Couch," Natasha was equally feverish to get to the good parts. Her belt was unbuckled and the nice button-up she'd worn hung open, a plain white bra iriscendent on her alabaster skin.

Letting herself be led to the couch, Foxy could barely take her eyes off the woman in front of her, making sure she wasn't ogling Natasha outright yet secretly hoping to be caught anyway. The blonde was like a porcelain doll, unreal, firm and soft at the same time.

The moment Foxy gracelessly landed on the couch, Natasha was all up in her space, straddling the other woman with the grace of a savage cat; lips once more attached to her flesh, Natasha left a trail of hot, wet marks starting at the jawline and ending at the cups of Foxy's bra.

Not knowing what to do with her hands, Foxy grasped Natasha's hips, unable to hold back a moan heavy with lust as the spy ground down with her hips. It was exhilarating to see the other woman affected by their heavy make-out session; nothing short of absolutely smitten to see Natasha pull back, panting and disheveled, to shed her shirt and her bra.

Unable to resist the urge, Foxy's hands reached out to cup the spy's round breasts, tugging her closer to pop a rosy nipple into her mouth. Natasha shivered, arching into the caress, holding onto the other woman's hair and tugging it in the direction only she knew.

Natasha wasn't loud, she wasn't wild; her moans were more like muted gasps but her body spoke for her louder than any words: the grinding was getting more impatient, Natasha's hold grew stronger. As Foxy fumbled for the button of Nat's pants, she felt the soft, delicate lace underneath. Natasha had come prepared.

"Hold on," the spy mumbled, hopping off Foxy's lap to quickly push her pants and panties down her legs with practiced ease. The other woman followed suit, leaving herself to be bare besides her underwear, the attempt to remove them intercepted by Natasha. "Let me," quiet words tickled the skin of her throat where Nat had immediately attached her mouth.

Foxy scrambled to intake the oxygen she needed, letting herself feel the hot glide fully, having lost herself in pleasure, missing the exact moment Nat's fingertips breached the waistband of her panties. Soft and nimble, so different to a man's roughened skin, the sensation was as strange as it was sweet. The urge to arch and rock her hips against the nearest surface intensified and Foxy could only keen, quiet and high, causing Natasha to chuckle to herself.

"Enjoying yourself, sweet girl?" The miniscule trace of coyness seeped into the blonde's voice. The engorged, puffy, moist flesh of Foxy's lower lips parted eagerly to Natasha's experimental dip.

"Yeah, yes," the woman slid down, spreading her legs in invitation. "Please, touch me," begging to be filled in all the empty spaces, Foxy threw her head to rest against the back of the couch, watching Nat through unfocused eyes.

"Oh, I will," the spy purred, sliding lower to put her face next to Foxy's dripping cunt. The spy's fingers glistened with arousal and she popped them into her mouth, licking them clean before doing the same to her lover's swollen folds. The response was instantaneous and loud, Foxy shook under Natasha's expert teasing. "Stay still," she ordered quietly, patting Foxy's belly.

Molten, honeyed waves of bliss overtook common sense and awareness, tiny sparks shooting up Foxy's cunt every time Natasha suckled at her clit. The spy read her body like an open book, following the movements of her hips with her mouth, always a step ahead and slightly south. Foxy's peak was imminent, approaching rapidly, as Natasha's sweet merciless assault wrung every single drop of the thick, precious liquid out of her cunt.

It only seemed to gush more, the woman pushing her cunt into Natasha's face as the latter doubled down on her efforts to bring her to ecstasy.

The waves began deep in the pit of Foxy's stomach, making her legs tremble, her toes curl and the flutters of her cunt increase in speed and intensity. Silky soft and typhoon wet, her orgasm crashed her mind into million pieces and Nat dutifully extracted everything until the last drop with the skillful touch of her tongue and fingers.

"Tash," Foxy moaned. Her legs quivered at the slightest touch to her oversensitive cunt.

"Mhm," was the blonde's reply, contented humming getting closer and closer until the womens lips met once more in a fierce, passionate kiss.

Foxy's hands immediately sought purchase on Natasha's hips, searching for the spots that would make the spy's body song in the same way she'd done to Foxy; seemingly much more reserved, quiet but happy sighs broke past Nat's lips in response to gentle hands stroking where she was most sensitive.

"I've got a vibe in my bedroom," clarity finally broke through the orgasm haze, Foxy's brain slowly coming back to reality.

"No, I want your fingers," Natasha's reply was assertive as she moved her hips in tandem with Foxy's hand, dripping the sweetness of her around all over.

The urge to pop the fingers into her mouth was strong, so Foxy did just that, moaning at the tangy taste, Natasha's breath quietly stuttering at the sight in front of her.

"I want to eat you out," the words barely had left Foxy's mouth as Natasha flipped them so she was the one laying on the couch, spread-eagled and open for the other woman's eager mouth to explore. Wet, sloppy and so, so tender, Foxy let herself taste the arousal of her lover.

"Yeah," so soft, one could easily miss it, the approval didn't get lost in the headrush nonetheless. With grace, Foxy sought the spots that would force Natasha to break her silence with slow, broad motions until the blonde had no choice but to arch her hips into the sensations, chasing her pleasure, losing the aura of restraint she'd so carefully cultivated.

No time for self-control. The temperatures were climbing steadily with every single movement, both lost in their imperfect shared rhythm, the soft of Foxy's tongue and fingers like finest silks on Natasha's eager cunt. Two fingers slipped in without resistance, immediately seeking out the soft, spongy spot that made the blonde's toes curl and mouth open in a silent scream.

Foxy's free hand groped around for Natasha's ass hastily, bringing her hips closer to her mouth, tongue never ceasing its assault on the blonde's clit as her body grew more rigid, fingertips going white with the force she was gripping the comforter.

"Gospodi bozhe," came the mumble, the only warning before Natasha's powerful thighs locked Foxy in place as the blonde rode out her orgasm, violently shivering, dousing the other woman's face in her sweet release. Dutifully, Foxy stroked the silk of Natasha's skin everywhere she could reach, her hot breath on the blonde's pussy easing her back to Earth through the aftershocks.

Natasha's eyes opened, feeling her lover's look of adoration, and she cracked a reluctant but genuine smile. There was something about Foxy that was just so-

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pinkiebows · 4 years ago

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Lorax headcanon dumping <3

Onceler/Greedler headcanons:

He eats snails because he wants to look sophisticated

Once he was shitting and his toilet exploded in revenge

He’s bisexual but prefers women

He and the Lorax have the same birthday so they reluctantly have to share birthday parties organized by the forest animals

His legs are so long he can kick a door and destroy it

If he fell down the stairs he would bend and fold over like a slinky

He listens to nicki Minaj

He gives free thneeds to people he crushes on

He once went to Las Vegas to sell thneeds but saw a shoe flying in midair at 11pm and had nightmares about it for 2 weeks

When Norma gets mad he tightens the pickle jar so she’ll have to talk to him

He chews ice cubes

His favorite animal crossing game is new leaf solely because he’s in the cover of the game

He unironically likes pineapple pizza and gets roasted for it every time he orders it at a restaurant

He doesn’t think he’s a great artist but he still draws often because he wants to improve but he doesn’t know he’s actually an amazing artist

He is Twitter famous and also is a huge influencer

He loves tea but when he became a capitalist he drank black coffee and ONLY black coffee

He had an emo phase at one point and he still knows how to do his own eyeliner from it

At dances or parties, he either plays the guitar on stage or throws it back on the dance floor and everyone laughs at him for having such a flat ass

As he was getting richer, he started putting on makeup, and liked to flex on his $48 dollar foundation. Thing is, it wasn’t even real foundation. He goes to Walmart every week and buys 2 packs of this

For $48 (including tax, as each pack is $21.97) and he only uses the bottom right one (shown in the pic) and because of that he has a huge number (that has a multiple of 7) of skin colored crayola paints stuffed into a closet in his lurkim

Ted Wiggins headcanons:

He had a scene phase shortly after the events of the movie and he wanted to try to eyeliner but was screams to ask his mom for her eyeliner so he got some sharpies and did his own eyeliner with them and when he cries, his “eyeliner” didn’t wear off and everyone ended up being impressed. He also wore old band t-shirts

His birthday is December 11th and he’s a Sagittarius

He’s actually really good at coding!

He makes deez nuts jokes on a daily basis and it annoys the living hell out of everyone around him

He plays ponytown as if his life depended on it

He sleeps with socks on

He likes cheese and pepperoni pizza

He can’t cook for SHIT. Like seriously he almost burnt down the kitchen making salad. You don’t put lettuce in the microwave with a fork, dumbass

He can only draw stick figures and he does that very badly too

He takes random buzzfeed quizzes to find out his soulmates initial and if it’s A he flips over his desk

At dances, Ted just stands there and only dances when it’s time to slow dance, so he tries to dance with Audrey and he sucks at it

He is a HUGE Dr Pepper addict, like it’s kind of concerning honestly

As a kid, Ted wore those really weird and edgy boy shirts that his mom finds at Target

Audrey headcanons:

She’s definitely cottagecore

She was raised by an old florist couple who told her stories about truffula trees before bed when she was a kid, that’s how she knows so much about trees

I can’t decide if she’s a lesbian or pansexual it seems right but she also can’t be both 💔

She loves tea and fruit juices

Her birthday is on May 23rd, and she’s a Gemini

She loves baking and her sweets always have flowers on them <3

She’s a vegetarian

She loves vegetable pizza with just veggies no meat

She smoked truffula once

She’s an amazing artist who can not only draw trees and nature, she can also draw animals and humans too!

She’s a great singer too and loves to sing for her friends

Grammy Norma headcanons:

She is a huge fan of fast and furious movies!

She commits arson

She is also bisexual too (no lean)

Her birthday is April 4th, and she’s an Aries

Other character headcanons:

O’Hare barks back at dogs

Marie (the little girl that talks in Let it Grow) has Audrey as a babysitter and she watches beauty and the beast all the time and wants to learn French when she grows up

Teds mom is a lesbian and O’Hare is gay 😎

Teds mom’s birthday is on September 9th and she’s a Virgo

Ohares birthday is October 20th and he’s a Libra

Ohare owns Illumination Entertainment

Wesley stops glowing when he dies of old age

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Six Incorrect Quotes I made up (most likely based on convos between my friends and I.)

Anne: Cathy and I as a couple have a brain cell!

Cathy: I have no life smarts though, I’m only book smarts....

Anne: I have life smarts!

Cathy: perfect, you get that brain cell, and I get the other one.

Anne: omg I get a brain cell.

Anna: combined you guys make one fully functioning human.

Anne: imagine being a fully functioning human, can’t relate.

Cathy: bold of you to assume I’m human Anna.

Anna: what are you then, fire in a human shape?

Cathy: no.... but imagine the amount of arson I could commit if I was.

Anne: omg let’s set Cathy on fire and make her a fire bending lesbian!

Jane: nO—

#six the musical #six incorrect quotes #six the musical incorrect quotes #parrlyn #parrleyn #catherine parr six #anne boleyn six #anna of cleves six #jane seymour six #credit to:#parr-cy #Cousin Jam #Cassie 2.0

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 5 years ago

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what are some of mod dave's aus

uhh ok this is a fucking plethora

SO I HAVE!!

HUMANSTUCK - i just imagine this one by default,,, uhh john was definitely born in athens greece. terezis been chinese / korean this whole time idk what youre talking abou-,t-

DEMIGODSTUCK - i Know i have gone into detail about on this blog before. my favorite concepts from this one are greyro ace vitiligo aphrodite son karkat who doesnt feel like he fits in with his cabin cause they make fun of him for being “ugly” and “loveless” and then he comes around and completes a quest and becomes head counselor, and uhhh hephaestus dirk who has pyrokinesis and also loses an arm so now hes got a metal one he built himself

DONT LOOK DOWN - my greyromantic human-collegestuck 18kword banekat fic im writing which ive Also mentioned on this blog before

DEAD KIDS - this is based off a katie alender book called “the dead girls of hysteria hall” please read that book its fucking phenomenal dave is the one who inherited the asylum and all the homestuck girls are the ghosts trapped inside its made my friends cry before when i made them read it hal almost busted out his witch charm and warded me away cause of dead kids

DONT STARVE - where everyone lives in the 1920s and they get sucked into tim burton minecraft island hell and they all gotta survive there (handmaid is definitely charlie. it fucks aradia up cause she Knows. think like winona. she gets one free night without being consumed by the darkness itself cause Family Reasons)

MINECRAFT - this one is where a lot of people are like sentient humanoid half-creatures like sollux is half creeper half human and dont. uh. dont get him mad. also drowned eridan and feferi but theyre not dead or brainless they just be lookin like that. its cool !! you know !!!

MEDIEVALSTUCK - terezi is an oracle of the church except not anymore shes blasphemous and gets exiled and its her and a bunch of friends who are all like “wow the kingdom thought i was weird too lets all have an adventure together”!! examples: dave cant be a knight cause his eyes are red and that means hes the devil. sollux is a mage who specializes in death-related magic so obviously he brought upon this plague. rose is a lesbian thats not allowed also shes a WITCH. kanayas a vampire. shes just a vampire. she proposes to rose with a sword

EARTH INVASION - this is a no-sburb au where the alternian empire came and took over earth as a colony, also all the trolls exist at the same time as the revolution so like the whole vantas family gets to help out, and the humans are taken as like property cause theyre Technically Lowbloods but theyre Not having it so they all escape and join the rebellion and take down the GOVERNMENT

TROLLSTUCK - daves a mutantblood (same idea where all troll generations exist at the same time) and he finds the vantas rebellion and JADE is a LIMEBLOOD and she is NOT having a good time but shshhs shh its ok shes an olive its FINE

BLOOD / KIDSWAP - kanaya is the vantas and she thinks shes so clever cause shes posing as a bronzeblood. there IS sburb in this one. also dave egbert and john harley. love those boys. jade lalonde is a terrifying concept if she ever goes grimdark run away immediately

OPPOSITESTUCK - jade is the main character and she just wants everyone to shut the fuck up. this is also a sburb au and she hates her land its Too Loud. uhh rose is a being of chaos and exists in the void outside of spacetime itself. and john is a little bastard. tavros is now The Antichad. which is a valid ancestor name actually-

CYBERSTUCK - this one is really really specific, uhh its a post-apocalyptic dystopian cyberpunk futuristic humanstuck where the city everyone lives in once flourished with the help of several versions of androids, but as they advanced they needed more and more power which became fucking nuclear and there was a fallout. so now everythings radioactive, everyones scrounging to survive, androids from “the underground” (the main core of where most of specifically the power droids were kept) are SUPER fucking valuable cause theyre able to give you power, and the radioactivity mutated a lot of people so instead of zombies there are just mutants. and roxy is one of them but theyre still sentient so they look like fucking HEINOUSTUCK roxy but theyre still like. vibing

MAFIASTUCK - where everyone does Illegal Things but mostly not like morally illegal things. just like. yknow daves a thief and. sollux is the most wanted anonymous hacker in texas,, uh. dirk commits arson sometimes,. vriska is vriska,.. jane is in on some high key white collar crimes in the crockercorp company,, and poor john is just this normal idiot surrounded by all of this at college and hes like “god. i hate you all. please be normal”

MIRACULOUS LADYBUG - uhh john has a miraculous and its firefly themed and thats his name !! “firefly”!!! his Big Power is like “typhoon” or some shit he can make a big storm Go and serenity the firefly is his little fuckin uhhh Friend. the Miraculous Animal i forgot what it was called

YOUTUBERSTUCK - this ones based off unus annus p much where like theyre all youtubers and thats how they all met like john and dahnte (banes oc, ive also talked about dahnte) are unus annus and dave and sollux are like. good mythical morning and roxy is an asmr channel and kanaya is a makeup tutorial channel and jade has a vlog with her dog and its called doggy vloggies and eridan does all these science experiments and jane has a baking channel and nepeta ,, she just like. does, what she does and people like her. she doesnt have a genre. shes just nepeta on youtube. and shes a fucking hit. also dirk and jake make music

then like i obviously have concept aus that are pretty much just designs, like gemstuck where theyre all . ,, steven universe gems, and then rwbystuck where theyre all at beacon academy and have their own semblances, and a one piece au where theyre all pirates and some of them ate the Big Shit Fruits, and my own flavor of demonstuck cause who doesnt have a demonstuck, and stardew valley stuck (which i call starstuck valley) where a couple of them are farmers on their own respective farms and they all come together amidst the idiot villagers and go “hey did that wizard make you drink that leaf juice soup too or like is that just me”, and a survivalstuck where the whole premise is like. “the forest” kinda game. oh shit your plane went down and youre stranded in the woods. find your friends and survive. maybe dont get near those eight-armed women with no heads. thats a good idea

long story short i have. uh. a plethora

#not a quote #mod dave #long

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parkinsonismblr-blog · 6 years ago

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TIM General Violence

Father, now a woman, gets 18-months for sexually assaulting daughter

Transgender female Twitter engineer charged with raping her estranged wife

Transgender Serial Child Rapist Arrested Again for Nude Images of Child: Nicola (née Ross) Florida

Trans-Identified Man Passes as Female Nanny to Rape, Kidnap Children: Synthia (née Dennis L.) Koopman | Women Are Human

Man Hides Past as Child Rapist by Becoming Transgender, Changing Name: Allison (née Dennis) Woolbert | Women Are Human

Male Transgender Impeached for Sexual Assault Allegations: Heather Dunn

Trans-identified Man Rapes Girl at Party: Dean Sawley

Trans-Identified Man Charged with Kidnapping, Raping Man: Jeffrey “Ciara” McEleveen

Trans-Identified Man Arrested for Molesting Adolescent Girl with Sex Toy: Tanner (a.k.a. Evelyn) Young

Vicious Child Rapist / Murderer Demands Sex Change & Freedom: Synthia China Blast

Three Men - Including Transgender - Sexually Enslave, Torture 14-Year-Old Girl

Trans-Identified Man Convicted in Gang Rape of Teen Girl: Lisa (née Louis) Massei

Two Male Transgenders Kidnap and Rape Underage Boy: Javoris “Aceiyana” Phillips

Police: Lowell Transgender Woman Sexually Assaulted 15-Year-Old Girl

Male Trans Activist who Identifies as Transgender Raped Woman to Impregnate Her with ‘Non-Binary’ Babies: Cherno Biko | Women Are Human

Trans Rights Activist Who Advocated Mixed-Sex Restrooms is a Serial Child Rapist: Chad Sevearance-Turner | Women Are Human

Popular trans activist Eli Erlick is a rapist

Trans Activist Jessica Yaniv wants to help 10 yr old girls put their tampons in

Man, Dressed as Woman, Charged With Sexually Assaulting of Boy

Convicted sex offender seeks access to women’s locker rooms through bathroom law

Man accused of posing as woman in sexual batteries found mentally unfit to stand trial

Crossdresser given shops ban over Perth grope rap

Crossdressing Suspect Arrested For Raping Woman

Convicted sex offender sues over sex change operation

Joseph Patrick Bueche – Hit store clerk over the head with bottle for misgendering

Charles Norwood – Battery

Jarvis June “Lady Jae” Clark – Murder

Maikobi Burks – Murdered mother, father, and sister

Emmagene Kaytlyn Cronin/Shawn Cronin writer for The TransAdvocate, battery, harasses women online

Chay’Im BenSholom, claims to be transgender, murdered a woman

Richard Speck – Mass murder/rape of women

Veronica Bolina/Charleston Alves Francisco brutally beat elderly woman after invading her home

Derek Sinden, who identifies as a woman, assaulted/killed elderly woman after invading her home

Mark van N. – Dentist who killed his wife and mutilated the teeth of some 100 patients

Matthew “Maddie” Smith, murder

Dr. Richard Sharpe – Killed wife during divorce

Transgender woman arrested in Idaho bomb plot

Michael Adams – Shot and killed girlfriend

Psychotherapist Rita Powers murdered by her patient, a transwoman, because Powers didn’t think he was an appropriate candidate for sex reassignment surgery Note, in the link, that the transgender community blamed Powers for being murdered, saying that if she had just given her patient what he wanted, she would still be alive. In other words, ‘she asked for it.’ Sound familiar?

Transgender Activist Ordered To Stand Trial For Oakland Triple Murder

Cheryl Partsch punched in teeth for questioning cross-dressing man in women’s restroom. His punch cost her $60K in medical bills. Note that Patrick doesn’t identify as a woman, but still punched Cheryl in the teeth for being concerned about his presence in the women’srestroom, and called her questioning a “hate crime.”

Transactivist punches Mia Mac in face and neck, and breaks her camera, at Speakers Corner in London. Action for Trans Health London defended and excused the actions of the transactivist assailant. [See video further down the Masterpost ↓↓↓] More info and screenshots can be found here.

A lesbian was jumped by a gang of transactivists outside of a gay bar. Her assailants then proceeded to brag about it on Twitter.

Feminists assaulted in Transgender Attack at Portland conference for Social Change

UK trans athlete Lauren Jeska, attempts to murder an official and attacks two other officials from British Athletics for reviewing the medals won while competing as a woman. Lauren Jeska is male.

A minor female was assaulted by a transgender named Dakota Kern, apparently because she called him “dude.

Winthrop teen pleads guilty to murdering parents on Halloween morning 2016

Pasco: Cross-dressing man sentenced for battery

Disturbing Details in Shooter’s Social Media

Serial killer Donna Perry sentenced to life without parole | The Spokesman-Review

Trans-identified Man Kills Uncle to Fund “Gender” Surgery: Vonlee Nicole Titlow

Transgender Goes on Ax Rampage After Rejection, High on Transitioning Drugs, Alcohol & Cannabis: Karl “Evie” Amati

Trans-Identified Man Kills Girlfriend Because She Was Leaving Him: Michael Adams

Trans-Identified Man Poses as Woman to Lure, Blackmail, and Kill Man: Alhan Khan

Transgender female Twitter engineer, 32, is charged with raping her estranged wife the day after serving her with divorce papers

Trans activist Eli Erlick is a confirmed rapist

Male Trans Activist who Identifies as Transgender Raped Woman to Impregnate Her with ‘Non-Binary’ Babies: Cherno Biko

Trans-Identified Man Beats Up Firefighters Who Put Out Fire on His Property: Kate Lynn Blatt

Transgender and Prominent Trans Rights Activist Slaughters Long-time Friend: Gigi Thomas

Trans Rights Activist Who Advocated Mixed-Sex Restrooms is a Serial Child Rapist:

Robert Durst – Murdered wife, traded in real estate for high heels and lipstick, used transgender identity to stay hidden

Man dressed as woman robs Target with semi-automatic handgun

Arrest warrant issued for Transwoman in Montreal “sex change” clinic Arson

“Woman” killed neighbor before shooting self

Subway slasher caught blowing kisses on camera while vowing to ‘cut’ victims

Police: Stamford Resident Hit Woman In Face With Bottle After Gender Insult

Daryl Rasmussen – Murdered gay couple

Philip Walker Rosati, who identifies as a transgender woman, murdered wife

Kentucky Fairness Campaign’s Anthony G. Casebeer threatens lesbian feminists

John “Johnny” Jacobson Jr/Skylar Deleon – Armed burglary and murder

Mrs. Doubtfire’s arsonist arrested

Armed trans woman arrested after 10-hour D.C. standoff

Greg Ward AKA Karisma Garcia is a Transgender Women currently incarcerated for robbing a person with cerebral palsy at knifepoint

Trans women charged with assault in Casa Ruby incident

Richard Chaperon/Synthia Kavanagh – Murder & threats of violence

Transgender woman savage beating/murder of partner

Lamar McQueen – First degree murder

Thomas Cross/Teresa Cross – Aggravated assault

Craig Hudson – Tortured/killed wife, fights to wear wig in prison

William Gray – Killed two women

Thomas Lamb – Kidnapping, rape and murder

Nouchie Vellon – first degree rape

Austin Christopher Wikels – Handcuffed woman to bed & forced her to perform a sexual act another woman, & sadomasochistic assault

Drunk ladyboy attempts to rape 72-year-old woman

Man Claims Rape Was Result of Gender Identity Crisis – raped unconscious woman

Transgender woman accused of giving fake breast exams

Gareth Mcpherson – transsexual, raped woman in vicious attack

Transgender male threatened to arrange for a “football team” to gang-rape a man if he didn’t submit to a homosexual encounter

Transvestite taxi driver faces a prison term after he was convicted of raping a drunken woman in the back of his car

Keith “Rebecca” Elmore – attempted rape of woman, admitted to having cannibalistic fantasies of killing and eating women

Vance Egglestone – brutal rape of woman

Richard “Sherri” Masbruch – serial torture-rapist who tied women up, tortured, and raped them. Raped female inmates after prison transfer

David John Harris – sexually assaulted women while wearing women’s clothing

Clare Lawton – rape of woman, inflicting grievous bodily harm, burglary and unlawful wounding.

Peter Steel – rape of woman, inflicting grievous bodily harm, burglary, unlawful wounding, damaging property:

Renell Thorpe – Broke into a woman’s home, raped her, and tried to flee while wearing her clothes:

Cross-dresser branded ‘high risk’ to women, sexually assaulted while wearing skirt, attempted rape of woman in bathroom:

Gregory Philip Schwartz – attempted sexually assault of woman while wearing Barbie doll dress inside a Big Lots bathroom:

“Terf Tracker” Allison Woolbert : outed as violent sex offender:

Convicted Sex Offender Leads Transgender Rights Effort in North Carolina

Child Sex Predator Paul Ray Witherspoon, ticketed for using female restroom uses “Gender Identity” defense

Jonathan “Johanna” Adrian Wolf – convicted sex offender, raped deaf girl, became trans activist fighting for locker room access

Xena M Grandichelli/Jeffrey Willsea a registered sex offender convicted of rape, becomes trans rights activist

Trans activist outs himself as a pedophile rapist

Lynchburg transadvocate arrested after assisting at-risk youth

Luis Morales “Synthia China Blast” – brutal rape and murder of 13-year-old Ebony Williams

Sexual predator jailed after claiming to be ‘transgender’ to assault women in shelter

Sex offender uses crowdfunding to raise money for gender reassignment surgery – molested 13 year old girl

Plymouth transgender sex offender jailed after coming into contact with child

Duane LeRoy Fox/Jennifer Ann Jasmaine – Committed offenses against 14 year old

Transsexual who downloaded sickening images of child pornography escaped jail because a judge said prison would be too tough a place for her

Louis Massei – Gang rape of a 16-year-old girl

Registered sex offender arrested on suspicion of entering a school campus and using a false female name

William Karl Olsen – Sexually violent predator

James Joseph Allard – Sex penetration with foreign object of victim under 14 years of age

Lewis “Lennea Elizabeth” Stevens – charged with possession of child pornography

Convicted sex offender sues over sex change operation

Convicted Rapist Sues NJ Prisons Over Sex Change

Man in women’s clothing arrested for child porn

Cross dressing pervert was jailed after breaching the terms of his sexual offences prevention order

‘High risk’ sex offender locked up

Transgender Woman Arrested on Bestiality Charges: Placed Craiglists Ad To Arrange Sex With a Horse

David Megarry Jr. aka Sandra Jo Batista – convicted child rapist

Ronny Edward Darnell – repeatedly raped a 13-year-old girl:

literally hundreds more examples here and here, and some more here

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I, for one, am very excited for the upcoming ‘drunk throné and agnea commit arson and be lesbians’ saga that’s fast approaching.

For legal reasons Throné and Agnea weren't involved, they will be identified as a random drunk lesbian couple Oh dear Aeber, it's spreading fast, I'm running I'M RUNNING-

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hey it me can i have a goth vs cheerleader shalaska ya plz cus it my birthday 😁😁😁😁😁

i would write a 10k goth x cheerleader fic for u even if it wasn’t ur birthday kacie

1. sharon meets alaska in their junior year when she transfers to the school and alaska’s assigned to show her around the school because she’s an “upstanding student” and an “example” or whatever and sharon’s been tagged as “trouble”2. at her old school she liked to make out with girls just for the shock value of it, which she got into trouble for a lot bc it was iowa. when she transfers to the new school, there are tons of rumors about her beating people up and committing arson and selling drugs and what have you (some of them are true, some not)3. alaska’s initially annoyed with her, because she’s this goth punk who smells like cigarette smoke and cheap beer, and she’s fifteen minutes late, and she’s super snarky and hostile. sharon warms up to her eventually tho and even starts bringing her coffee and asking for help with assignments and stuff4. sharon makes alaska playlists when they start dating, and alaska’s parents are all confused as to why their sweet little girl is suddenly blasting a lot of guns n roses and misfits and the sex pistols up in her room5. sharon has several leather jackets (because she’s sharon) and alaska likes wearing them over her shoulders or like normal, because they smell like sharon and they’re nice and heavy against her back6. alaska’s family is like,, Rich,,,, and they have this giant house and alaska has a nice car of her own and sharon always feels weird about it at first bc her family isn’t that well-off, especially not compared to alaska7. it doesn’t matter to alaska tho, and she’s actually kinda uncomfortable with her parents’ money despite being grateful for it ofc. but she likes to donate her weekly allowances to local charities for minorities, especially lgbt youth once she comes out8. speaking of coming out, alaska’s been out publicly since her sophomore year (even though she’s known she was gay since she was seven) and has had a few girlfriends since then. she’s confident in her identity as a femme lesbian and she’s popular because of cheerleading so she doesn’t really get shit for it9. it’s actually sharon who has no idea that she’s gay for a kong while lmao. she has the punky attitude of “boys are idiots and i don’t need a relationship to be happy” lmao. she has a poster of topless courtney love on her wall because she “thinks it’s badass” until she discovers that she’s gay in eighth grade and comes out immediately and admits that she thinks the courtney poster is hot lmao10. anyway once they start dating they’re like this super cute couple and everyone’s surprised that sharon can be soft and alaska can be hard, but it’s sweet and i love them and i love this au and i love you happy birthdayyyyy

#asks #kacie #goth sharon #cheerleader alaska #send me an au/ship and i'll give you 5 headcanons!!

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So, the one with the longest story hath been chosen. I will do my best to explain it in chronological order and also in a way that requires the least amount of exposition and the least knowledge of other characters. The universe containing my wof ocs is shared with about 10 other people and is not canon compliant with the books what so ever. So disregard canon content completely. Because it is shared I do not own majority of the characters in this(I don’t think any of them have tumblr but I don’t want to bother them anyways + I’m not in contact with most of them anymore) the characters I do own are the ones listed on the original post + the background characters here. To make things easier I won’t be giving the background characters of mine names so that way it’s easier to tell. Get ready for this convoluted mess!

So the icewing queen is dying of old age and has no heirs. The closest relatives to her are sisters, brothers, and nephews which she could technically put into power but she decides not to and instead, pick a random young icewing from a non-royal circle. Since the queen wasn’t animus, she thought of doing this as her “gift” to the tribe and dubbed it the “gift of perspective” as having a lower rank icewing in power would give lower circles more power and hopefully help bridge the gaps between rankings. Doing so would also help higher circles actually realise issues going on in lower ones and go fix it yada yada.

This is where Nieve comes in, pulled from 4th circle at the age of 8 where she surprise! Becomes queen when the original one ends up croaking, which she had known nothing about till the royal council came and nabbed her.

Nieve is very naive about royal life for obvious reasons and quickly becomes extremely overwhelmed by all of what is expected of her. She has a lot of ideas for the tribe, much of which are deemed “too radical” by the past queens relatives that make up her council and by the tribes animus, Snowflurry. For the first few years of her in office, she is basically a puppet queen, allowing the council to control everything.

During this period, Snowflurry attempts to befriend her, to some success, by offering to enchant her things and so on, which she rejects his offers for obvious reasons. He begins to stick up for her a bit over time and they do develop a warmer relationship. He ends up convincing her that to gain respect from her council, she has to have an heir which is costumery at her age. He offers to have one with her which she agrees too after some manipulation as she’s still very naive about things and being a closested ace lesbian she def had a “no no this is how things work I’m just weird” mindset. Snowflurry of course, did this as a power grab. Hoping that once she had her egg she would betroth him, making him king.

After having her egg, Nieve quickly realises this is NOT what she wanted and kind of “wakes up” from all the sheltering and brainwashing she’d endured over the last few years.

She demotes Snowflurry from being her chamberlain and begins to actually take charge in court. Throughout the next few years she is able to establish some change in the kingdom. Nothing too drastic but things like making food more accessible and building housing for lower circles. Her child Subzero also hatches during this time.

It’s also around this time that Timber commits arson and comes into play. After multiple infractions he is sent directly to Nieve who basically just gives him a therapy session and lets him back out. They then just meet weekly and this continues over the course of these two years until timber becomes stable. He was probably 5 at the time. -Not super important to Nieves plot line but Timber and Nieve respectively are the two who tie all the characters in this universe together and he will come in a couple more times so I figured I’d establish this relationship-

Because of everything Nieves been doing she is seen as foolish and controversial. The fact that she also is very poetic (Shakespearean up in this bitch) also doesn’t help.

Time passes, subzeros 7 by now and Nieve receives a message saying that there will be an emergency council of rulers held in Possibility as new info from Pantala has arrived. Nieve kind of drops everything and heads to possibility. Before she leaves though she makes it clear that if anything happens in the ice kingdom that a messenger needs to tell her and no decisions should be made while she’s gone.

Nine of the tribe rulers arrived at the council, the Hiveking being the only one missing. They get into this big war room and begin to discuss this large scroll that had been sent from the hivewings (who at this point occupied the entirety of Pantala, leaving the majority of silk and leaf wings to immigrate to Phyrria) . The document stated that the Hivewings would be moving to unite all of both continents under their rule. Those who agree and sign the document will be given a small state to govern under them, and those who refuse will be removed by force. After much discussion, the heads of the tribes choose what to do. Mudwings, Seawings, Nightwings, and skywings sign. (Skywings with much hesitation.) Nieve, despite believing that unity would be good, believes that one group ruling over the entire world would undoubtedly become corrupt. Therefore, she along with leafwings, rainwings, silkwings, and sandwings refuse. Those who agree become known as the hive-alliance, and those who refused become known as the rebellion.

This causes a lot of arguments and they all basically come to terms that this will mean war. The rulers all return to their tribes to gather up troops in order to fight.

The rebellion becomes stationed in the sand kingdom, as it is a large open area that not much will be destroyed if a battle occurs. While waiting for the upcoming fight Nieve goes about socialising with the other tribes. Unlike with her own, the other tribes take a liking to Nieves eccentricity and see her as a benign and strong figure. (Nieve is a larger dragon who also had a graceful and noble vibe which also probably added to people seeing her as a figure they could look to) and her continuously showing empathy and help for the lower ranking dragons just solidified that. She becomes close with the sandwing queen, Caracal, specifically as they have similar opinions and morals.

Subzero ends up sneaking over to the Warzone, causing Nieve to be extremely angry at her. She wants to fight but Nieve disallows her, wanting to protect her. Nieve was always more of an absent mother to subzero who rarely showed affection though, and this results in her believing that Nieve just was sheltering her and didn’t believe she could actually handle herself or fight. The whole interaction leaving a big rift in their relationship.

The hive wings and their alliance arrive and battles break out. Over time the hivealliance seperate the rebels out, dividing their tribes up and constraining them to their respective territories. Now that they didn’t have safety in numbers, the rebels began to be hit hard, causing the rebellion to fall apart.

While briefly back in her kingdom, Nieve calls upon Snowflurry to enchant items for her. She collects five narwhal tusks- one of which being previously enchanted to cure frostbreath burns- and she has him enchant/ amend them to cure almost any wound. He does so, and she has her messengers send one to every rebel queen.

A massive attack on the sand kingdom occurs and the leafwings and icewings run to their aid, barely fending off the alliance. With most soldiers dead or gravely injured, and lack of supplies, the sand kingdom didn’t look so good. Realising they needed a solution and fast, and that the alliance the sand and ice tribes had wasn’t doing much help, Nieve decided to pull a pro gamer move.

She proposes to Caracal, thinking they would be much stronger if their two kingdoms united-pretty sure she went on this whole poetic monologue about it while proposing- Caracal accepts because dumb bisexual fall for dumb lesbian.

This creates more controversy among the two tribes since it’s unheard of for a queen to marry the queen of another tribe. It also adds a lot of questions to political stuff like transfer of power.

Subzero is introduced to Caracals daughter, Viper and they pretty quickly become friends. Viper has a similar relationship with her mother and decides that she wants to kill Caracal because she would be a better ruler. Subzero backs her on this.

Nieve finds out and is furious threatening Viper that if she killed Caracal, Nieve would technically become queen of the sandwings since she’s already co-ruling and Viper would have to kill her too. Viper eventually figures she won’t be able to kill both of them and gets over it. Caracal feels betrayed about the whole situation.

The battles continue and the icewings and sandwings come back stronger than ever. They are able to unite the other parts of the rebellion and end up winning the war, chasing the hivewings back to Pantala where they rule once more. Things were at peace but tension between the tribes was extremely high and soldiers continued to be stationed around integrated towns in the continent which caused many issues.

Nieve tries to re-establish allegiances with the the tribes they warred with, and successfully allies with the seawings again. (Important to timbers plot) upon trying to ally with the skywings, the sky queen denies her, claiming she’s the reason her daughter left. Nieve of course is like “wtf I don’t even know your kids” and so on. (Important to Taita’s plot).

She says good bye to Caracal and Viper in possibility, hoping they will be able to write to each other frequently since they rule their own kingdoms and probably won’t be able to see each other often, and Nieve goes back to the iceKingdom.

When she arrives it is utter chaos. Snowflurry had taken over as King in her absence, denying any input from her via messengers and Sub Zero. Things are running amok and Nieve is furious, causing her to move Snowflurry down to seventh circle. He is escorted out by guards.

The next few weeks everything is back up and running and Nieve finishes doing damage control. Everything’s going fine until Nieves crown is stolen from the treasury.

Seeing the theft occur, Nieve sets off after the dragon and catches her in the open tundra not far from the castle. The dragon tosses the crown back to Nieve and seems very nervous and unstable as she reveals she was just luring Nieve out to assassinate her. Nieve told the dragon they could both walk away unharmed as she never attacks first, but if she is attacked she will defend herself. The assassin slashes at her anyways, and leaps onto Nieves back to bite into the back of her neck. Nieve ruffles up the spines on her back, impaling the dragons underbelly and incapacitating her.

She slides off her spines and onto the ground and Nieve feels real bad about it so she scoops her up and brings her to the castle. She spends the next hour healing her with her narwhal tusk. The wound is healed but it leaves massive scars.

She finds out her name is Celsius They bond during this and become close after. Nieve kind of unintentionally and unofficially adopts her.

Like a week later they wake up to screaming and go outside and shit hit the fan! Everything is utter chaos. Snowflurry and the soldiers who were still loyal to him are out massacring civilians. Anyone they can get their talons on. Although, the main targets are the royalty.

A guard informs her that they tried to shut the gates between each circle to contain the violence but the guards in each one had been compromised therefore this is an almost a full kingdom event.

Nieve is in the brunt of it, fighting dragons off, all the while looking for her daughters. She finds Celsius collapsed on the ground, wounded with stomach torn open and Nieve drops everything to get her to safety. She takes her to the treasury, where they lock themselves inside and Nieve heals her. While this is happening, Subzero is out fighting and ends up killing Snowflurry. The situation calms down and she rushes to find Nieve but when she does she feels extremely betrayed since Nieve was holed away helping Celsius who’s not even her real kid instead of her. She tells Nieve what she did, hoping she’ll be praised. Nieve instead goes on this speech about how you should never be proud about killing someone, no matter how evil they may have been. Added drama points for the fact that Snowflurry was Subzeros dad, although subzero never knows this.

This event becomes known as the icewing massacre. Nieve begins to focus on rebuilding and helping the injured while Subzero on the other hand, decides to throw a party for moral purposes. Nieve is appalled by this since it’s not super serious plus she feels like it’s insensitive to throw a party after a bunch of people just died but it happens anyways.

Mostly higher ranking dragons show up and the lower the rank the less people from it arrive. Nieve pops in briefly since it’s being held in the castle and she had to walk through anyways. Timber spots her and they briefly interact, mostly him just making sure she’s okay.

Nieve leaves the scene and is shocked to find out the next day that timber had reportedly committed homicide, which is super shocking to her. She has no choice but to mark him as wanted and remove him from the wall, as to not make people panic and think she doesn’t care. Her daughter subzero fled after the murder for reasons unknown to nieve, as did timber but they fled separately. The dragon who was killed was a fifth circle (like timber) named Permafrost, and the only other witness was another fifth-circle named Stag, who was assumed to be a second victim as he was gravely injured. Stag refuses to testify or give any information on what happened though, so Nieve never finds out what really happened that night.

Nieve is panicked though after realizing Subzero was missing and sets out to find her, bringing Celsius with her cause of separation anxiety. They eventually find their way to the sand kingdom, scorpion den to be exact, and they could tell she wasn’t far from the town. They ask around for where she might be and find a mud-sand hybrid named Acacia who’s being harassed by shop keepers. Nieve steps in and acacia decides to stay with them and help look.

They come upon a sandwing named Xercole during their search and when questioned, he denied seeing subzero. He’s a shit liar tho and nieve sees through it, threatening him. He explains he’s friends with her and last he knew she went into the rainforest via the sand tunnel.

They look around the rainforest, eventually finding subzero tangled up in some vines. They free her and Nieve gets all emotional which shocks subzero since Nieve never really treated her well in the past.

All the commotion scares Acacia off and they can’t find her so they leave the rainforest without her. Negl kind of a dick move.

On the way back they pass through the sandkingdom and Subzero introduces Xercole to Nieve which doesn’t go well. Subzero threatens Nieve and Nieve settles on letting her stay in the sandkingdom.

They get back to the icekingdom and everything’s going good again for about a month. Then things get a little weird.

Both Nieve and Celsius develop extreme bad luck and it progressively gets worse and more dangerous by the day.

Nieve wakes up and Celsius is missing and she literally fucking can’t take it anymore so she abdicates from the throne, giving it to one of the original queen’s sisters.

She sets back out to find Celsius, her trail leading her BACK to the rainforest. Celsius has been harassing the border of a rainforest and a small sand city adjacent to it. Nieve finds and confronts her but oh uh! It’s not really celsius. It is a very emaciated celsius who’s also very injured but also it’s Snowflurry. Sis be possessed.

He tries to kill Nieve using celsius for revenge but he can’t manage to because of the size difference between the two dragons. Nieve does get injured a lot by the attack but she doesn’t fight back, taking the pain and not wanting to hurt celsius. She isn’t injured gravely at least so she can handle it.

She then basically mouths off at Snowflurry, calling him weak and stuff for coming back as a ghost and taking advantage of a child. Basically says he has no balls cause he won’t possess her instead. Which leads him to leaving Celsius body and coming for her which she just continues to go off on him and scares him away, especially when he discovers her mind isn’t easy to get into.

They stay in the rainforest for like a week, allowing Celsius to get better without having to travel. Celsius improves but she never really goes back to her normal self. Nieve confesses to her that she would’ve wanted Celsius to become the next ice queen had she remained in power.

The two have some major bonding time and decide to go to the sand kingdom, that way Nieve can she Caracal and Viper again and so that they’ll be able to just settle down somewhere safe around people who care about them.

They arrive at Caracals palace, showing up without warning and guards attempt to stop them from entering. Viper sees them and lets them in, scolding the guards for not recognizing her.

Caracal is called into the throne room and is ecstatic when she sees Nieve. Although, she quickly goes from excited to concerned when she sees her state. Nieve who’s usually super conscious about her appearance and regal and held together is dirty, unkempt, looks aged and sad and Caracal is freaking out. Nieve basically gives her the low down on everything that happened in the last few years since the war and why they are seeking refuge there as long as she’s okay with it.

They settle in well, celsius immediately bonding with both Caracal and viper despite having not met them before. The hardest part is probably the two icewings trying to acclimate to desert heat. They gotta carry parasols around and stay inside most of the time which is annoying but worth it.

Of course shit has to get ruined again when this massive sandwing mafia dude named Anubis shows up with an entourage of a few very mentally ill dragons. He turns out to be one of Snowflurrys old friends and also caracals ex/vipers dad. He’s had Nieve on his hit list for a while for a multitude of obvious reasons and now that she’s out of the icekingdom he can kill her.

But wait! One of the dragons in his little possy just happens to be timber. How he got into this situation and why, Nieve has no idea. Anubis orders timber to kill her, Nieve has the kids leave and Caracal decides to stay despite her protests. Anubis didn’t know of timber and Nieves relationship so it’s complete coincidence but Nieve also doesn’t know this.

She gets really sad, not wanting to fight timber cause she mentored him for majority of his life and timber very obviously doesn’t want to kill her either. He’s ready too, and he looks awful and Ill and injured which causes Nieve to be more concerned than anything. Timber realizes that Nieve isn’t angry or scared just sad and concerned and it strikes a chord with him. Causing him to turn around and attempt to kill Anubis instead (which is a MASSIVE deal when it comes to timber’s plot line). Anubis reflexes kick just before timber lands the blow, and he impales timber with his tail barb. Timber dies via mix of venom and blood loss and Anubis and the rest of his gang are very put off by this. Anubis promises he’ll be back yada yada yada and they flee.

And that’s the end of the plot! I just assume nieve and Celsius get to live happily ever after in the sand kingdom with the other ladies.

Sparrow (owner of Caracal) did some good comics depicting some of the events which I’ll link here and here

Feel like,,, writing thesis statement length summaries of my WoF ocs plotlines but can’t choose,,, someone pick your poison (lechuza isn’t on the list because I haven’t figured out how to mix her into this universe yet)

Nieve

Timber

Foxglove

Auk

Taita

#props to anyone who actually reads this obscenely long thing you’re the MVP #anyways some fun facts ig?? Nieve means snow in Spanish #she’s my first WoF oc #she’s about the same size as Kestral so lorge #I imagine by the end of all this she’s probably around 20? so like somewhere in her 30s or 40s #her favorite historical queen is Snowfox #she is obsessed with art specifically literature poetry and drama. she would adore Shakespeare #wings of fire #wof #wof oc #wings of fire oc #icewing #icewing oc #timber’s story is prob the most well written outta all of them this one is just so long and funky

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