#arthur lester is Not Okay guys

[ananxiousgenz]

JESUS CHRIST ARTHUR LESTER THAT WAS YOUR GIRL DINNER?????

[the-nefarious-vampire]

cant wait to see how john's gonna fuck all this up next episode

[gerrykeaysbathmat]

Caught up with Malevolent. Except for the new season 5 ep. I'm too scared. My brain is,,, so fuzzy. Nothing but Jarthur in there... the way I wanna

[podcastfaggot]

IM EXPERIENCING AUTISTIC JOY (hearing him screaming in agony)

[eskiinox]

could i request a buck silver doodle request pretty please 👉👈 i think about him a regular amount (pre or post timeskip i dont mind either would be wonderful c: )

THE GUY EVER!!!!!!! from that part in 150 where they find that one Ominous Note (hes developing an increasingly worrying hypothesis)

[wam-my]

"This too shall pass." Alright, writer of Malevolent!!! I'm going to need you to hand me a few hundred bucks to pay for my therapy bills!!!😊😊😊😆

[mydirtyvalentine]

okay okay i love you and i see you malevolent and tma crossover aus but could you guys imagine arthur lester meeting juno steel ??!!!

my two fave podcast pi’s in a room together-

[nonbinarytoast]

Listening to episode 44 of malevolent (live listen)

Arthur stay still while your organs put themselves back please

HELLO YORICK! HOW ARE YOU BUDDY?

Arthur is so salty, I love him.

Awwwwww John, look at you taking care of your boyfriend!!!

Yorick is weirdly autistic coded and I love him for that

… what the fuck is going on

“Not when. If.” John I love you but Arthur is a human and will die at some point.

“Then I have to stay alive I guess” ARTHUR. MAYBE STAY ALIVE FOR PEOPLE OTHER THAN JOHN. YKNOW. LIKE YOURSELF.

ARTHUR GETTING ARMOR LETS GOOOOOO MEDIEVAL MAN

Oohh. Oohh no. Oh god. Stop. Stop it Arthur. DONT CRY. IM NOT MENTALLY PREPARED.

YORICK SHUT THE FUCK IP AND LET THEM HAVE THEIR MOMENT.

Three days is not more than enough Arthur your organs have to rearrange themselves.

Oh Oscar’s note again. Oh fuck. Imagine if it has blood on it and he can’t read it. That would be so fucked up.

“It still doesn’t feel like the right time” yea, literally. It’s not the right time period.

YORICK I SWEAR TO GOD SHUT UP I LOVE YOU BUT DAMN

“Neither. I am Yorick!” Damn, another transgender allegory

“Something feels… like we’re missing something.” Don’t die again. Don’t you dare.

DETECTIVE LESTER LETS GO

“WHY DIDNT YOU—“ “let it go, let it go, she’s dead” not Arthur calming his boyfriend down ‘this isn’t you’ style

“You know that I love you too. And I couldn’t do this without you.” “I know.” “But I don’t recall if I told you… how proud I was of you. For finding your way. Without me, without anyone. It must’ve been difficult to fight for who you were. Who you are.” MMMMHHHHHHH IM GONNA CRY OMG

YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY DOOOOOOOORRRRR

Fuck you Yorick

Why her left hand. WHY HER LEFT HAND YORICK. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.

Yorick drowning is strangely satisfying to me even though I think he’s funny and a good character like shut the fuck up man

Arthur don’t you dare drown

ARTHUR DONT YOU DARE DROWN

FUCK YOU PLANTS YOU AINT SHIT

Aaaaawwwwwww they’re all laughing and happy. This is great. Let’s never do anything ever again ok guys?

“I may have pulled my… stomach.” Arthur go to a doctor for fucks sake

“If your okay with it” Arthur I love you but you need stitches and John being comfortable is not your concern right now

Yorick. Yorick no. YORICK NO. YORICK PLEASE. YORICK I LOVE YOU NO. YORICK THIS ISNT YOU.

I do appreciate that Arthur is going with it and doesn’t care that John made a deal without his consent. Arthur knows that John was desperate and understands and I really like that.

What the fuck does “day of wrath” mean?WHAT THE FUCK DOES DAY OF WRATH MEAN?!?!?!

ALEXANDER!!!!!!!!!!! THE BOY!!!!!!! I LOVE HIM!!!!!

“Owls don’t eat people, boys” god he’s talking to them like they’re a fucking polycule

“I for one am glad you’re here Alexander. Between this one never shutting up and this one always with me, I appreciate a companion who seems to enjoy the silence” I love Arthur so much he’s such a babygirl

Wait a minute. WAIT A MINUTE. WAS THAT PARKER IN THE WAYLAY?!?!?! OH MY GOD HES SO AWSOME!!!!!!!

First episode where something didn’t immediately try to eat them let’s goooooo

[crayycrayon]

okay so was nobody gonna tell me arthur lester from malevolent and shoka sakurane from the world ends with you share a bday or was i meant to learn that on my own. cmon guys those 2 are some of my fav characters ever

[shadow0haven]

Time for more Blob John boys. I just love this little guy okay?

(ID under cut)

[ID: A sketch page of John as a weird amorphous blob creature. He is all black with whisps of black and yellow around him with yellow eyes and crackles of yellow on his form with four horns: two small and two big, one of them being broken. From right to left. Right hand top is John settled down and looking content with his front paws and tail stretched out, an arrow points to him saying "amorphous shape." The next is Arthur Lester holding John in his left hand, gesturing with both. Arthur has brown hair, blue eyes, freckles and birthmarks, and is wearing a faded red shirt. He is talking and looking up and away while John is dangling from his left hand much like a ferret. There is a speech bubble pointing to John with a scrambled like in it to denote his annoyance. He looks upset. An arrow points to Arthur saying "info-dumping". Right to left bottom half, John is in profile with all feet and tail, facing left and looking curious. An arrow points to him saying "usually whispy around neck and tail". Next to him is a detail of his claw with toe beans and text saying "toe beans? :3c?" in small letters. Middle left is a John puddle, he looks melted into the floor and very whispy and amorphous. His eyes look relaxed/calm. Middle left next to the puddle is a small doodle of just John's head as he yells "ARTHUR!" in a spikey speech bubble with a big yellow mouth. The last is bottom left, John sitting in another amorphous shape with happy looking eyes and a curled tail. Bottom right is the Artists initials and date, "SH 11 04 2022" /End ID]

[most-creature-vibe-tournament]

Round 3 poll 3

Propaganda:

Arthur Lester (Malevolent)

Eye horror but yellow

More arthur lester propaganda: he should be dead. He should be dead ten times over and he isn't. What the fuck is he. This is not plot armor btw an eldritch entity openly speculates about it

actual cannibal arthur lester

okay I’m putting this into the comments so I can represent my horrible little podcast man. C!Quackity ate Schlatt’s heart but Arthur ate a whole guy. And also assorted pieces of other guys. And he had a horrible time with it. They are both cannibalism baddies but Arthur is fundamentally changed because of it. C!Quackity had a bad ex Arthur had a losing-and-finding-humanity-again experience and was pulled back from the brink by the god-thing in his head. Creature!!

#I love alex quackity as much as anyone but Arthur has straight up eaten a guy#yes yes Schlatt’s heart and all but Arthur went after the whole guy. also it was horrible and traumatic#and it started a whole thing of Arthur seemingly becoming less human while the god-thing in his head become more human#so. not to pit two cannibalism baddies against each other. but quackity is a businessman first and arthur has never looked put-together a#single day in his life. that man is a Creature

Arthur lester propaganda (spoilers): he crawled through tunnels and smashed an old woman's head in with a rock. He seems to other people to talk to himself. Often about murder. He whimpers pathetically several times per episode. He ate a dead human's raw corpse and only felt bad about it because it also hurt his friend. He chopped a man's arm off. He's such a deranged little creature.

Malevolent is the story of a dude fighting the instinct to become a creature and (so far) losing. So much so that the eldritch being in his head is going "woah dude, chill out". I think he wins easy

Pearlescentmoon (Hermitcraft)

A lot of people draw her as a moth!

#ok I gotta step in here#Pearl is a fuckin creature of all creature#shes an alien a moth a literal goddess a 4am bloodthirsty fighter and queen of the deep frost#you can look up clips of her making the most creature noises as her default noises#she is the most creature

im sorry pearl is one billion percent creature

#PEARL SWEEP#im sorry that is a 36 year old man#she is an alien. otherworldly being

#let's be honest here#especially at s9 she just makes the most creature of noises#Gem claims she's an alien#like sure people can turn grian to a god/watcher but that doesn't necessarily mean creachure#so vote pearl

[ashes-onthewind]

op of the ao3 post here, i am incredibly intrigued, what is the malevolent penis fanfiction if i may ask?

Oh my god- /pos

Okay so short answer: it's a very cursed fanfiction that became an inside joke in my irl friend group :D

Long, very infodump-y answer: A large chunk of my irl friend group (@eztliiiii, @retsameki, and I are the ones on tumblr, my gf and the OG malevolent stan respectively) are obsessed (hyperfixated, to tell the truth) on this one horror-ish podcast called Malevolent, made entirely by Harlan Guthrie alone (it's really fucking good, check it out-) and the main concept is that this guy, Arthur Lester, is possessed by this voice in his head who eventually names himself John, and John has control of Arthur's eyes, and they go on mystery horror solving adventures as reluctant allies, except they're 100% queer for each other. Ez says they're aroace, which yes, but also if John had a body they'd kiss. anyway i digress- so John is slowly possessing pieces of arthur in the podcast, and one day while ez was scrolling ao3 looking for very normal fanfic.... xe stumbled on... this.

and then this is the description:

So naturally we memed the hell out of it.

Anyway it's become a Thing in our friend group, we all recorded audio recordings of us reading out the tags, we have a whole discord channel dedicated to it, lots of things. We all regularly bring it out to <j> traumatise </j> ez, and it's generally really funny.

None of us have ever actually read it, to my knowledge, though I think I might have to now...

here's the link to my specific reblog of the ao3-related post mentioned, in case anyone hasn't read it

[lighter-in-arthurs-pocket]

Cool attacks guys! Let's see how much is the damage!

Oh.... Well he burns at least...

Wait... who is that behind the crab? A shadow watching how you fighting.

"Well it's seems like you not gonna kill the crab ...at least not now" - the shadow said

the shadow took his sword and attacked the crab

His movings are fast and smooth as he does a somersault over a crab and cutting it in half

It took a lot of his power to make it. But he's trying his best not to show it to you.

After a few deep breaths, he smiles and waves in greeting.

He takes a few steps towards you, and now you understand that this is not a shadow at all, it's a person.

"Hello guys! I saw how that giant crab attacked you and decided to help. Are you okay?"- he said "i don't meant to be nosy but you want to find a treasure, right? Because if that's correct, i want to help you!"

So what do you think? Let him join the team and let him help us to find a treasure?

(actually I'm not really good at drawing... So I'm sorry if that's ruining something for you)

((btw what do you think about his design. I really want to know what do you think about him))

(((there a whole character design)))

@larsons-shattered-eyeballs

@johns-right-foot

@arthur-lesters-skull

@arthur-lesters-left-nostril

@arthur-lesters-will-to-live

@arthur-lesters-dead-daughter

@mr-fausts-femur

@arthur-lesters-paternal-instinct

@arthur-lesters-eyes

@arthur-lesters-receding-hairline

[nyxfaei]

Yo wait ur a system? Is it ok to ask? Mind introducing us to everyone?

I am!!!

I’m always kinda confronting so I’m always here but at least one of these guys are usually in the drivers seat with me!

They’re like if facets of me became their own people- or if imaginary friends became their own people. they both are and aren’t me? Hard to explain. ANYWAY

Doxa- protector. You’ve seen me post him a lot. Very chatty and loves being perceived. Silly. Flirty. But is dead serious about looking after the rest of the system that he views to be his coven. Somewhat omnipotent about the other members of the system. He’s in a relationship with dragana and is a total wife guy. He uses pet names a lot in conversation. He doesn’t mean anything by it and will normally ask you if you’re okay with it first. He’s currently very interested in Arthur Lester as a person and concept. I’ve already made a post about him as a character.

Dragana- a mediator. A lot more quiet than Doxa but good natured. A lot more introverted though and has a low social battery. She has a much better impulse control and will jump in when doxas being stupid and I can’t stop him. She may or may not be as omnipresent as Doxa but she won’t tell me. She at least has the ability to kick whoever is confronting aside if they’re getting to be too much. She enjoys wearing elegant yet comfortable clothes and listening to 90s indie women artists lmao. I should just make a post about her in general

Ren- chaotic goth punk. They’re Doxa and dragana’s son. He has a weird rocky relationship with Doxa due to happenings in their story. He has a good relationship with dragana though. Although I’ve done a lot of projecting onto them, they don’t front very often because they hate the idea of being in control of so much. He’d mostly enjoys to pop in, listen to loud music and tease people and be a menace- although he’s a well meaning menace. He enjoys going to places with lots of people and just exploring- such as boardwalks and downtown areas. He loves DIY and taking things apart and making new things out of them. Horror movie fan. He’s in a polycule with Lewis and Felix.

Lewis- very introverted and usually keeps to himself when fronting. Horror fanatic. Very into monsters and mysteries. He’s probably the facet that first got interested in malevolent. Bad abandonment issues so when he’s fronting ren and Felix are pretty close by. He enjoys wearing comfy clothing rather than making any sort of statement as opposed to his partners. Enjoys writing, reading (usually graphic novels because I am dyslexic as fuck), and listening to gothic metal. Can come off as rude by accident.

Felix: definitely Lewis’s foil and yet they get along very well seeing as they’re in a relationship together lmao. Loves his friends and is very enthusiastic about everything all the time. Has a killer gut instinct. He does have an originality complex and Will Die if someone shows up wearing the same thing as him. He’s a scaredy cat that prefers spooky movies over scary movies but will put up with them for ren and Lewis. Huge fan of slushies, junk food, and early 2000s emo music. He’s far too easy to tease but we love him with our whole heart.

Callum- constantly wants to be out exploring and adventuring and traveling. Pretty damn social and did a lot of fronting two years ago but he’s been taking a bit of a break- although I still see him show up quite a few times. For the most part he seems to be very well put together but in reality he’s very competitive and has poor impulse control and definitely has his chaotic moments and will just do things on a whim. Big fan of 80s new wave. Has cried over Duran Duran. He’s very good friends with the polycule. Australian?????

Moyra- oldest in the system and has been with me since about 5th grade. Very cynical and has middle manager energy. Used to be the protector but now she just does her own thing. She’s kinda rude and finicky but means well for the most part. Perfectionist and very easily stressed. Just turn on some New Age music for her and she’ll be fine.

Then there’s my fictives-

Arthur Lester- you know him. You know Arthur. He’s a mess. He’s very bad at concealing his thoughts and feelings and Doxa is constantly aware of them and is driving him crazy with his repressed homosexual issues. Is in like. A constant state of internal screaming but he talks and types like a polite young man save for all the fucking swearing he does LMAO- surprisingly gets along with Doxa since Doxa keeps Kayne away from him. Still trying to solve his podcast counterpart’s issues and is very invested in the mysteries of it. Good for him. Somehow always manages to get me hurt while fronting.

Kayne- yes that’s right there’s a Kayne in here. You also know Kayne. All of my chaos goes into that guy for better or for worse. Used to front a lot but since I’m going through a rough time he’s been taking a back seat since he isn’t very good with delicate situations OBVIOUSLY. When he fronts he’s always up to some fuck shit. Really likes playing among us LMAO

Melkor- from the silmarillion. Tbh this guy has been dormant for a few years which is a relief because he’s like if Kayne and the king in yellow were one person. If you don’t know what that means, just imagine if a goth metal head with anger issues created the concept of chaos itself and has the powers of a god. Anyhow, he’s been locked in his mind palace room listening to metal for the past few years and I prefer to keep it that way

[ohgoditssnek]

I assume that's how it works.

Cosmic horror Arthur Lester, after seeing a literal cult that worships him: OMG!! My fans <3 <3 <3 okay okay, guys, of course I'll play my new piece for you :3

Cultists: *screams of agony*

Cosmic horror Arthur Lester: Aww!! They like it so much their eyes and ears bleed!

[little-paper-ghost-child]

Okay so uhh a while ago we got posessed and stuff that’s a whole other story but context so uh

Guys there is like officially in our head two streams of consciousness And one of them is an unfathomable being higher than us silly mortals GUYS WE ARE LITERALLY TWINNING WITH LIKE ARTHUR LESTER RN Well except Bailey (that’s what I’m calling it now) and I are like kinda fused like brain-ily BUT STILL Okay that’s all we’ve got to say about that so yeah