#as always my regression writing includes sleep

[doe-eyed-dreamr]

hi!! would you be able to do a fic of snufkin taking care of a sick regressor? if you could make the regressor aged 3-4 that would be great!! tysm!!!!!!

Of course! I'm so sorry this took so long, I was actually feeling pretty unwell myself so I was struggling to get any writing done. I also have emetophobia so I had to be a little vague with the illness I hope that's okay ʕ`•̥ᴥ•̥`ʔ

I really like how this came out though and I hope you do too! <3

Snufkin Cares for Sick Little Reader <3

It's been a long couple of days. You figured you were safe from sickness as the weather warmed, but unfortunately the Valley had other ideas. Stuck in bed while the others went off to play and seek adventure had you grumbly and moodier than usual.

It just wasn't fair! How come you are the only one who can't get their limbs to cooperate when you try to get up and walk around? And that was without mentioning the fever and icky tummy.

But Moomin has promised today will be different. He and the others have gone into the woodland to find a rare plant Moominmama spied in Granny's notes that will hopefully bring your temperature down and give you a little more energy.

Snufkin had volunteered to stay back and take care of you. When asked if he was sure (he did have the best eye for plants among the group after all), he pointed them in the direction of the Hemulen (who's eye was even better than his when it came to flora and fauna) and said he was needed more by your side today.

You hadn't known what he meant by that until you felt it. That telltale fuzzy feeling in the back of your mind.

Everything is just so hard right now. You're tired and achy and nothing feels good to eat and all you want to do is cry and stomp your feet.

You're regressing.

It shouldn't be a surprise - days of feeling icky and not being able to play with your friends? A recipe for disaster. Luckily, Snufkin had noticed and appointed himself caregiver for the day.

"It's okay to let go." He says, eyes tilted towards the sky as you both lay out on the grass, cushions from Moominmama propping you up and keeping you comfortable while the gentle breeze attempts to wash your fever away. "I'm here. I've got you."

You feel the tears well up as soon as he finishes speaking. Any resistance you might've felt melts away and you allow yourself to feel miserable in the only way a toddler knows how. You let the tears fall with a whimper and soon you're cradled against a soft green coat, rocking in a soothing motion while you wail.

"I know, I know little one." Snufkin coos. "You've been so brave, haven't you? I know it hurts but I just know you'll feel better soon."

He places a small kiss against your head, and keeps talking when the tears slow.

"And when you do, we'll go on as many adventures as you'd like. To the beach, to the woods, even soaring through the sky. Anything you can dream up, angel."

"Da others be there?" You question, one hand rubbing at your eyes and the other clutching at Snufkin's coat as if scared he might disappear.

Snufkin chuckles and takes over wiping away your tears, much gentler than you yourself had been. He produces a pacifier from his pocket and clips it to your own clothes, giving you the comfort of knowing it's there without pressuring you to use it if you aren't quite feeling young enough.

"Yes, the others will be back as soon as they can be. And you know they love to play with you, whatever age you feel on the inside. I bet each of them has an idea for an adventure, we can ask them later if you'd like?"

You nod quickly, then pout when your head hurts at the motion.

"Owie."

Snufkin kisses your forehead with sympathetic eyes.

"I know, sweet one. Do you think you could manage some soup? I made some earlier and it might help hydrate you more than water. I'd hope it'd be tastier too." He adds, noting your scrunched nose at the mention of water. It feels like all you've been doing these past days is drinking water.

You nod slowly, hoping the food goes down well this time. If Snufkin says it's a good idea, you're going to believe him.

You didn't, however, factor in the fact your friend would have to get up to fetch the food.

A whine passes your lips and you cling on even tighter to his coat.

"Nuh uh! Snuf'in stay!" You protest. Snufkin hushes you, stroking your hair till you calm a little.

"Easy, sweetheart." He coos again. "I'll be right back. Count to ten for me, okay?"

You do so reluctantly, counting between shaky breathes the longer Snufkin is away from you. He smiles encouragingly as he emerges from his tent, large flask in hand.

"There." He says, plopping back beside you before you've even reached the number ten. "I'm so proud of you, little one. I know that was hard."

You get another kiss to your head for your efforts and you can't help the smile that overtakes you. Snukin is proud of you!

"There's that sweet smile." Snufkin says, smiling back as he opens the lid of the flask and pours some soup into it. "Now, I'm going to hold this, just sip carefully okay? And we'll see how you feel once you've tried some."

The task sounds simple enough, and you nod your head with determination. Snufkin boops your nose, and then lifts the soup to your mouth for you to take the first sip.

It's DELICIOUS.

Your eyes widen and Snufkin pulls the lid back as you attempt to gulp all of it down at once.

"Ah ah, not so fast." He says. "I'm glad you like it, but you have to take it easy at first, okay?"

You pout, but nod. Snufkin giggles.

"Okay." He says, bringing the soup to your mouth again.

You sip much more slowly this time, basking in the warmth of the food and the ache in your head fading into the background.

When you can't drink anymore, Snufkin closes the flask and rolls it away from you both, pulling you in to snuggle against him again.

"Now. I think a nap is in order, then by the time you wake up the others should be here to help you feel all better. How's that sound?"

At your clear hesitation, Snufkin continues.

"We can take a nap right here beneath the sky. Together."

You smile and hum in confirmation, allowing Snufkin to lower you both onto the cushions. He tucks your head under his chin, curling into one another, and begins to hum.

The tune isn't a familar one, most likely taking inspiration from the wind, the rustling leaves, the bubble of the stream not so far away.

It sounds like home, and you allow yourself to drift, knowing you are safe, and you are loved.

[cupidspup]

kitten regressor Alastor from Hazbin Hotel headcanon? Do you do moodboards too? If not that’s fine but I would also like a moodboard on the same subject with gothic cat items and gothic Lolita aesthetic with a gothic teacup with red tea if at all possible.If you are uncomfortable with the moodboard request it’s ok. Please, I know this is an incredibly weird headcanon but… ps: you don’t have to include any bones/skulls/blood/gore ect. if that makes you uncomfortable. If all of this makes you uncomfortable, feel free to ignore it.

Hello! I'd be more than happy to make a headcanon list for you! I will say first that I don't do moodboards or anything like that :") this is an agere fanfic account so anything under the writing category is more than welcome! ^^ (it's also my first time doing this too so I hope you like it!!૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა)

Kitten Regressor! Alastor Headcanons!

Ft. Auntie Rosie!! :D

🐾 Kitty alastor is definitely the temperamental type. He will refuse to interact with you if he doesn't get to know you first and will only interact if he comes up to you first.

❤️ Little Alastor is also extremely picky on who gets to touch/pet him. His cg or Auntie Rosie are the ONLY ones allowed to touch him, especially without asking.

📻 He isn't into playing in the typical way you'd think he'd do. He's the kind where he'll "hide and stalk" whatever he deems as his "prey" and attack it when he feels ready! He's a lil kitty hunter!

🐾 Because he's a cannibal it can be a bit difficult to get him to eat foods especially the stuff he's usually used to. BUT, Auntie Rosie always has some snacks handy! Just a pinky finger or two maybe x]

❤️ If it's naptime, Alastor will ONLY allow himself to be tucked in and put down for sleep if you cuddle up, hold him and pet him until he's snoozing away (his cg is NOT allowed to move until he's awake again)

📻 When Alastor is upset he's not the crying type, he lashes out and isolates. He can be a lil violent that's because he doesn't know how else to express himself when he's so deep in kittyspace! Give him time/patience. All he needs is love and safe space ❤️

🐾Not necessarily a kitty alastor headcanon but I like to think he'd play with his shadow self when he's alone! He's not fond of many people in that headspace so why not? ^^

❤️ Alastor isn't a fan of pacifiers when he's regressed BUT he does like chew toys like teethers! Especially the ones with liquid in them! The only issue is getting some that his pointy teefies won't puncture :"]

📻 Kitty Alastor doesn't like talking much BUT his personality is very similar to how the Cheshire cat would act! (And he absolutely loves watching Alice in Wonderland for that exact reason too! But only on vhs)

🐾 He absolutely does make muffins but only if no one is looking

❤️ He loves to play dress up with his Auntie Rosie! She'll play his favorite music on the radio and talk to him for hours and hours while dressing him up in a outfit she "just had to see him in"

📻 Alastor has a hard time expressing himself and saying "I love you" more than anything so! How does he get around this? A slow double blink and a soft head but to show he loves his cg❤️

A/N: Weeee!! I hope you liked it! This was my first time and I really had to sit and think about this one but I had fun! ^^ I hope this is up to your standards and I hope I get more writing requests soon! Stay safe everyone!!🩷

-Love, Kyupie˗ˏˋ ꒰ ♡ ꒱ ˎˊ˗

[queer-geordie-nerd]

"That spring in 1971 I was in second grade high school. Suddenly, politics or what we thought was politics, stopped being so boring. In a delayed, faint echo of the 1968 movement in the West, revolutionary ideas were making their way towards our forgotten little corner of the world. Suddenly, every walk back home from school became slightly dangerous. People were gathering in the streets, shouting “We want democracy” and “Stop totalitarianism!” and “We want reforms” and “Liberty for all political prisoners.” Every day there were fights in the streets of Zagreb, with the police brutally attacking protesting students.

At home my parents were contemplating signing petitions for the liberation of dissident writers imprisoned because of their political views. Since they had been imprisoned themselves by the Communist regime, they were always very cautious about any protest. “Stay away from politics,” was their main advice. Before the events of 1971 there was no need for that advice since I didn’t have any interest in politics anyway. Who cared about those boring Communist politicians, all in their ill-fitting grey suits, indistinguishable one from the other, talking in a language that put you to sleep as soon as you heard it!

But all at once and without warning, everything changed. What was happening in the streets was real and exciting. I desperately wanted to be a part of it. We, the kids, were, of course, automatically and unquestionably, on the side of the protesters. We were, of course, against the police who were beating the demonstrating students. We were, of course, against totalitarianism and pro democracy. There were no dilemmas. We were all for freedom.

But things in the Balkans are never black and white. As they aren’t anywhere in the world, we would learn later.

The pro-democracy protests included another element that wasn’t too obvious to a second-grade high school student. Not only were the students requesting democratic reforms; they were also questioning the federal structure of Yugoslavia, asking for more autonomy for each republic, in this case Croatia. I went to a student meeting, my cheeks burning with newly-discovered political passion. I was puzzled when I realized that the meeting was being held in a Catholic church and that one of the speakers was a Catholic priest. Hm….

Since the beginning of my life I had listened to passionate anti-religious rants at home. My mother would get physically sick inside churches; my father was an outspoken communist who loved to quote Marx’s sentence about religion being the opium of the people; my grandmother thanked the priest who chased her away from the Church, thus saving her life. So now, wanting to join the exciting political movement, I was suddenly faced with the other constituting element of that movement: religion. And, yet another one: nation. I didn’t know anything about either. As for nationality: I was a Yugoslav. That’s what I would write in all my documents. Yes, we lived in the republic of Croatia, but I saw it as an administrative category, something to do with the general organization of the state of Yugoslavia. We did learn about the existence of different ethnicities at school, but I didn’t feel it affected me in any way. I saw any discussion about nationality as something regressive and belonging to the uneducated peasant masses.

We were taught (and I was totally buying it) that our society had triumphed over all those destructive forces from the past, forces that had killed millions of people in the last war, that had set up concentration camps and slaughtered children in the name of ethnic purity. Who would ever want to go back to those “dark times?” It turned out: almost everybody.

At that students’ meeting in the church there was no discussion of freedom and democratic reforms. To my absolute horror, I heard students singing songs from the Second World War, songs sung by the Ustashas, the Croatian Fascists who had killed my Jewish grandfather. “Zovi, samo zovi” (“Call us”) was a battle song of the Ustashas. Why were these exciting young people with glowing eyes singing it? I couldn’t understand it. I ran out of the church, scared."

- Mira Furlan, Love Me More Than Anything In the World

[thalialunacy]

[for @calaisreno 's May Shenanigans. i am apparently writing like an actual serial story here? don't ask me, i have no idea]

(1) (2) 3: familiar (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (15) (16) (17) (18) (19) (20) (21) (22) (23) (24) (25) (26) (27) (28) (29) (30) (31)

You may have to come rescue us from the zoo.

Sherlock sees him texting and makes an angry noise, re-crossing his arms like it's going to underscore his point. 'Absolutely not, I am not accepting Mycroft's assistance.'

'Well,' John says, stuffing his free hand in his pocket and rocking back on his heels. 'That's handy, because I texted Greg.'

Who must be bored at the Yard, because he answers straight away. Hang on, are you at the zoo or

Only until the bobbies get here, John replies with a tilt of his lips.

He should probably be more put off by current events, but no one's bleeding and Rosie is still enthralled by every thing she sees, so he's doing all right.

Omw

Cheers

---

Rosie is two thousand percent done by the time they make it home, just absolutely toasted in every sense, including a bit of a sunburn. Good English stock, she clearly came from, John thinks as he smoothes some aloe on her little pink scrunched up face. Considering it's bloody March and the sun was barely even out.

'I know, bub, I know, just one-- There we are, that wasn't so bad, was it?' They're sat on the couch, Rosie on his lap and tucked into his arm. She shows her appreciation by pressing her sticky, snotty face into his shirt and rubbing her nose sleepily back and forth.

As her breathing evens out, John tries to resist the pull to succumb to sleep as well, but his body feels so heavy and the couch so familiar. And he doesn't have anywhere else to be, for once.

He'd been hoping, of course, that during Rosie's nap he could actually corner Sherlock and have an only mildly subtextual conversation about some things. A few things. Well, one thing.

John feels his neck get hot, thinking of Sherlock's face on their stairs last week. Trust Sherlock Holmes to be the only person to regress John to godawful teenage-style embarrassment. And then allow them to conveniently use that embarrassment to avoid any mention of the subject. John is sick of himself, and stretched under his skin with this new kind of wanting, and he had planned to take care of it tonight, on their rare genuine day off, with Rosie content and asleep.

But Sherlock is still at the station, surely arguing with Lestrade about something or other. John had fucked off as soon as he could: Greg has a soft spot for Rosie -- everyone who meets her does, obviously, and John's not biased at all, thanks -- but Lestrade is also a father, so he'd booted them out right quickly.

John makes a mental note, just before falling asleep, to buy him a pint soon.

---

When he wakes up, it's because a small plush tiger has been placed on his shoulder. 'What the--' he starts, but he gets shushed-- of course he does-- by Sherlock.

'No, don't move, you'll wake her.'

John grunts in protest, but obeys; it so happens that he doesn't really want to move, anyway. 'I presume this is a gift for her, not me.'

'Yes.' Sherlock has his hands clasped behind his back, a habit John hasn't seen in a while. 'Is it-- Sufficient? I know I should apologise for what happened today.'

John assesses his face, then sighs, grabbing the plush toy and re-settling it against Rosie's warmth. 'You can't always redeem yourself with a nice gesture.'

'Nonsense, I can't redeem myself with any gesture whatsoever. I'm giving this to her because I--' He stops. 'Have great affection for her.'

He ducks his chin, and John feels a surge of warmth in his chest. He rides it like courage. 'For her, eh?'

Sherlock's eyes snap to his. 'I don't--' His mouth closes without finishing. John waits, heart thumping. 'She is my god-daughter, afterall.'

John exhales, then gathers up his child and stands. 'She needs some attention--' (their code for nappy changing) '--Then we'll come down for some supper. Will you be joining us?'

Sherlock's eyes rove around his face, searching. 'I don't think--'

But before he can say what it is he doesn't think, there's a crash from downstairs.

TBC

[ <3 ]

[downinthehull]

do you have any caregiver or little leon headcanons? i think he makes sense as both <3

sorry this took so long, friend :'( but yes i do!!! leon is my favorite guy and although I absolutely see him as a caregiver as well, i decided just to do little hcs right now. i do plan on writing some CG hcs for him too! it's just gonna be a separate post<3

with re2 - re4 leon, because for some reason I just had to include some changes over the years.

little leon;

has a hard time understanding regression

it takes him quite a bit to sort of get an idea as to what is happening. of course, he never really finds out anything more than "sometimes i just feel small, and letting myself be soft and vulnerable helps me feel better when I'm like that." mostly because he doesn't really get past feeling kinda embarrassed about it.

he isn't sure about how young he regresses, but I can see him being baby/toddler age.

involuntary regressor

most of his regression is involuntary (~90%), and there are only very few times he had actually chosen to regress, when he wasn't incredibly overwhelmed or scared.

re2: when he was in raccoon city, he was scared out of his mind, trying to do his best to put on a braver front. as the night stretched on he could feel his head get foggy (with what he just assumed was fear), only able to push through.

once he got out he had expected the strange feeling to stop, he assumed it was only caused by the fear he was feeling at the time. though as the weeks and months passed by, it was still regularly happening. much to his chagrin. it usually happened after he'd wake up from whatever horrible nightmare he had that night. tears ready to spill from his eyes, and his head cloudy with sleep and the need to be held/comforted.

re4: a bit before he's recruited and goes into military training he had managed to get a better hold on it, thankfully.

in fact, it only reared its head towards the end of his mission, once he had to carry ashley to luis's lab to remove their plagas. due to feeling almost completely helpless as the parasite just continued to take hold.

isn't the most sound sleeper

re2: after the events of raccoon city, and having to witness all the horrors that went along with that, it was an understatement to say that leon had trouble sleeping. he was riddled with nightmares for so long afterwards, waking up scared and small in his bed nearly every night.

so he kept a nightlight right next to the bed, almost too bright to just be considered a nightlight, but it was one of the few things that helped him sleep. along with the addition of an especially soft blanket, to keep him warm throughout the night.

though over the years, he gets better at falling asleep and staying asleep through the night. maybe not as long as he should, but he gets by. eventually not needing the nightlight anymore, and throwing it away into a drawer or a box in the closet. feeling sort of embarrassed he had it in the first place.

has a stuffed animal he carries with him everywhere

re2: at some point he came into possession of a stuffed animal. it wasn't anything too special, just a puppy that had definitely had quite a life before he got it. though he thought it added character.

he cleaned his new pal, named it, and made sure to keep it close by when he was feeling small. he wasn't too sure why, but it helped him not feel as lonely.

if he was at home and small, you could always bet to see him with his stuffed animal friend. he ate with him, relaxed with him, and went to bed with him. he even once tried to take him into the bath with him, but it didn't end very well. it only led to poor leon being upset the whole time his friend was drying off.

re4: similar to the nightlight, eventually his friend is retired to a box as well. through leon is much more gentle, and doesn't entirely forget about him in there. sometimes feeling the need to bring him back out, but never quite convincing himself to. though he might be more open to it after returning from Spain.

[ember-owlet]

Hi hi :]] I practically did a little happy dance seeing blue eye samurai in your fandom list !

It's super easy for me to see Mizu as a regressor due to various reasons, particularly involuntarily! (And they very much deserve to catch up on their childhood)

So I think the formal request would be a headcanon post ! 👀 it doesn't have to be specifically regressor Mizu if you don't see her in that light /gen :]

I'm just happy someone else in this little corner of agere internet shares one of my interests !! ✨️🌿

a/c : hello!! aaa i'm ecstatic to know that you also enjoy blue eye samurai with an agere lens! despite the show's brutality, there are some really good nuggets of baby content to be found. i'd be happy to write some regressor! mizu headcanons for you as its about time i wrote something for them. and don't worry, i see her in the same light as well! feel free to send me your own personal thoughts on the characters/show to discuss as i'm thrilled to be in this corner of the agere internet with you friend. enjoy the headcanons! ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ disclaimer! i do use primarily feminine terms when referring to mizu (they/she), but i do acknowledge that there are many interpretations of pronouns/gender identities to refer to the character as, and i find them wonderful! /gen

dynamic: regressor! mizu

content warnings: mentions of vent regression due to trauma, physical/mental anguish, light mentions of gender dysphoria ((stay safe little firelights, you can always come back to this when you're ready))

mizu has always been a trauma regressor to me, especially due to their lack of dealing with their feelings head on. their body would have to nearly force them to stop and take a break from their revenge mission and focus on recovering.

the first time she regressed would be terrifying to her, the feeling of being so out of control and helpless would make her hide away to try to push herself out of it as fast as possible.

it would take an incredible amount of time and trust developed before she felt safe around someone to tell, let alone show such a vulnerable state.

the select characters that i could realistically see her regressing around would be sword father or ringo.

if she were to regress voluntarily it would be to have the childhood that she wished she could have, one where she wasn't forced to grow up as a boy and to ease her gender dysphoria with feminine items/clothing.

she would be a very independent kiddo, not wanting to rely on others in fear that she would be an inconvenience or she would be punished for wasting someone's time after being treated as a monster for so long. if she were honest she genuinely wouldn't know how to react to such affection.

that being said, she needs gentle reassurance when in a younger state with a caregiver that helps her along the way. adding fruit/vegetables to her meals to make sure its balanced or mending their clothes would never go unnoticed and greatly appreciated.

she'd be so used to the feeling of being in pain or nauseous that she'd have a hard time differentiating pain that should be attended to or not. therefore her caregiver would need to keep an eye on her and remind her that any and all pain is worth looking at/caring for.

as a sentimental person she'd want to keep things gifted to her and wear or use them as comfort items until they physically can't be repaired anymore.

some of her favorite gifts would include free flowing or baggy clothes that she can keep close to her person for comfort.

her main comfort item is her sword, and would not be able to go anywhere or sleep without it clutched to her side as it reminds her of home and is something that she can rely on to keep her safe.

an actually extremely feral regressor as well if given the chance to be her true self (/lh /pos). i could absolutely see them wanting to play outside and then coming back home caked in mud and bruises while having the time of their life.

let her be a goofy kid!! growing up so fast from situations out of her control that she'd long for days where she'd let herself have fun.

LOVES going to the beach/aquarium. a true ocean lover whose favorite activities involve being around or in large bodies of water.

play fighting is a love language! she would love to wrestle her playmates/caregivers to see who is the strongest. as a physically stronger regressor she'd need to learn the value of her strength and to not be too rough if she were to get too excited.

they can get easily frustrated with creative tasks, and would prefer specific instruction in order to feel useful. it would make them the best helper around.

would love to play a game where they are the hero for once. (being called a monster can wear someone down mentally and it would definitely make her day to be seen as the hero of the story).

she also requires a ton of quiet time to allow her mind and body to rest. would she ever do it herself willingly is another question for another day, but she'd reluctantly do it if asked of her with sufficient gentle praise and coaxing.

as touch starved as they are, i can't see her being the one to initiate contact with someone unless the moment takes over her softer side and she can't help but wrap her arms around them or gently nudge them with her body to tell them that she's there and cares for them.

from her caregiver or those that she considers close she would accept forms of physical affection but wouldn't be too vocal on how much it means to her.

she'd believe that she'd never be able to repay her caregiver for their kindness but will continually try to find little things throughout the day to show them how grateful she is.

oddly enough i could totally see her gifting a sword to her caregiver as it is something that she believes she's good at and would work tirelessly day and night to make sure it's perfect.

despite being in a younger mindset she can and still would mean business to anyone who dares mess with her caregiver. even a baby phoenix still has talons.

[v3nusxsky]

I'm back again, my love! It's another agere fic with r x Emily.

Idea: Being Emily's partner comes with a lot of stress. You're constantly worrying over her, wondering if she is alright or if she is going to make it home to you, the list goes on. With this stress, it often brings r nightmares of her losing Emily. One particular night, Emily being home as the BAU just finished a case, r ends up having a nightmare where Emily died (for real this time). R ends up waking Emily up in her sleep due to her crying and yelling out for Emily. Emily, as gently as she can, wakes r up stop the nightmare from continuing. As soon as r is up, emily noticed she had regressed. Her little fire fly is out and is a crying and sobbing mess. Emily goes into full comfort mode. Getting r's favorite stuffy, a llama, her binki, and a sippy just in case. R ends up slipping deeper than she ever had before, she couldn't really communicate between her sobs and tears. So, like the cg Emily is, she pulled r into her side, letting her rest her end in the crook of Emily's neck, and giving her a pacifier to chew on for r's (or her little fire flys) oral fixation. She holds r close, gently rocking them back and forth. One of Emily's hands hold r while the other runs her fingers through r's hair and whispers sweet nothing into her ear. Reassuring r that Emily is right there and nothing is going to happen. Emily isn't leaving and she'll always be there to protect r.

Darling, I hope this makes sense. Again, you can totally add or change the fic anyway you'd like! I love you, sweetheart ❤️

Fire Fly

*Authors note~momma Emily heals my heart honestly! More Agere to get back into the swing of writing and posting, feeling her insecure about posting again*

A/n p2~ thank you my love for this and including oral fixation. My heart is so happy

Trigger Warnings ~ little r age regression nightmares oral fixation

Prompt~ see ask^^^^^

Dating an FBI agent sounds like fun and games until it's not. Sure at first the gun and badge is hot, he'll even the handcuffs make for a good time but becoming attached to them to have them leave at unpredictable times due to cases. To worry for their safety every time they went to work is truly heart breaking. You and Emily had made it through three years of this. Emily supporting you through everything you did in work and life. And you did the same for her.

About a year into your relationship, you regressed in front of her for the first time. There was no warning but while Emily was away there was a break-in at your place of work while you were on shift. This naturally triggered you into memories of your past which had caused your nightmares to return. This time tho the person who died wasn't your mother, no it was her. Your beautiful Emily. To be fair in her line of work it wasn't uncommon for Emily to be injured and even had to fake her death for seven months last year. You thought those nightmares had gone since her return. After all she was very clearly alive but tonight they seemed to return with a vengeance.

Despite falling asleep next to your lover because she was home from her last case on a rare chance that Hotch had gotten the clearance for a forty-eight hour recovery period, the nightmares continued. That's how you work Emily from her slumber. At first you would toss and turn and even jerk around slightly, then came the quiet tears trailing down your cheeks as you fought more with the sheets you had somehow wrapped yourself in. But what finally woke the agent was the loud sobs of her own name. "Em, no! Emily no please!" You sobbed out in a heartbreaking reaction to what your mind was showing you.Once awake she immediately began to trail her hand through your hair and the other rubbing gently slow circles on your back hoping to rouse you from your nightmare. Words of comfort and reassurance were murmured to you sweetly.

You awoke with a gasp, bolting upright in your as you fought with your lungs for air. "Angel?"your love whispered causing you to whip around to gave her and throw yourself into her arms. A sobbing and shaking mess as clung to her like your life depended on it. You hid your face into her neck, hindering your own attempts to steal some air but needing the comfort more than anything else. This action alone let Emily know your mental state had regressed into your little headspace. You always clung to her like this, a scared little child needing nothing more than some love and comfort. As always Emily could never deny you anything you needed, especially from her so she set about formulating a plan to care for her little love.

Immediately, Emily thanked her own thoughtfulness for placing your binki, beloved Lala and even your sippy cup with some juice ready for her to fill up the cup. Upon seeing Lala the llama you brought your hands up and opened and closed your fists in a silent question. You nuzzled into the multi coloured fluff in an attempt to self soothe yourself. Only to find out no matter how hard you tried to soothe yourself back to your normal headspace, you seemed to slip deeper into the peaceful fogginess. Tears shinning in your eyes as you wondered how you could communicate with Emily in such a little headspace. How would she know you didn't mean to slip this deep? That you were sorry for waking her? But like always she knew just what you needed her to do.

Your binki was given to you when she noticed you were chewing on your hands. Now of course she knew of your oral fixation, you actually discovered it by the amount of attention you showed her breasts and the fact being able to kiss nibble and suck them soothed you more than anything else. Then you noticed the other signs, chewing flannels or tassels of a hooded sweatshirt. You definitely had an oral fixation that much was clear. But what Emily didn't know was that her little fire fly had one too. Clearly the way you were chewing on the binki she'd gotten you as a surprise was clear.

Only when your body felt relaxed enough did she shift you to sit more comfortably in her lap, rocking you back and forth in a self soothing manner. The rhythmic pattern, her hands stroking through your hair and sucking and chewing on the binki was soothing you. Her whispers of love and reassurance helping guide you back into a peaceful slumber as you nuzzled into her neck. Your Emily, your mama was here and alive and it was all just a terrible dream. Falling asleep to the sound of her beating heart was just what you needed.

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[theadventuresofalittlebug]

Hiii can I ask what ur Hermitcraft headcannons areee

This ended up wayyyy longer than anticipated so here we go

This is a pretty open request so I’m just gonna list random headcanons. I’m also assuming you meant agere so thats what I’m going to do here.

Who I headcanon as a regressor kinda changes depending on what I’m writing, for example in my short fic Hanging Stars, Zed doesn’t know Tango regresses until s9, but I typically imagine they both regress and have known for a while.

I think Tango regresses from 3-5 normally, and at that age is quite active and excitable, he can’t sit still and prefers to run around rather than sit. The one exception is watching cartoons, he will be glued to the screen and can easily watch for hours, so he needs someone around to keep him from wasting the whole day staring at a screen. Occasionally though he will regress younger, more like 1-2, typically when he is tired. in that case he is more nervous and would rather sleep cuddled up with his caregivers than go on adventures.

As I covered in a different post (Here) Zed is a baby regressor, I already talked about it in that post.

In the context where most of the server is open about their regression I think Grian always builds a huge room in his base as a play room for the littles! It has tons of toys, a cozy blanket nest for naps, and a little kitchen always stocked with easy snacks!

In s7 Joe’s dog catcher business actually involved him putting a bunch of dog stuffies around the shopping district, after all of that he gave one to every hermit, little or not.

Grian has the biggest collection of stuffed animals ever seen. Most are birds, but he has many others including a toy sheriff from empires, a cod, several cats including a Jellie from Scar, a stuffed corgi from Joe, and a llama (Scar has a matching one) 

Keralis is a flip I haven’t really thought about how he’d be when little, he is the best babysitter when hes big

He would always use cute nicknames with whoever hes caring for eg: baby, little one, some cute play on their name

Always making sure that his little is safe, constantly telling them to be careful so they don’t get hurt

Loves making his littles laugh, he makes lots of silly jokes, his favorite being to pretend he doesn’t know something suuuper obvious, so the little can tell him the answer while giggling at how silly he is

Grian loves trains when hes little, he has a play mat with super detailed roads and houses on it that he likes to play trains on.

Pearl’s favorite thing to do when little is play pretend, she isn’t super used to having a cg I think so she probably prefers to go on adventures and get into trouble with her stuffed animals! 

I think Impulse is a cg for both Team ZITS and the Soup Group, Zed and Tango care for each other if they aren’t little themselves, as do Gem and Pearl

When Tango and Zed are both little Tango loves to be Zed’s big brother, but he’s frequently too loud for Zed and accidentally scares him, so Impulse always has to keep a close eye on him.

I think Joe and Etho both regress but its not super obvious when they do, as they are both older regressors (Joe 8-9, Etho 12-13). The main signs that Joe is little is that he doesn’t use as complex of vocabulary, and he is more energetic. Etho spends most of his time alone when he’s regressed, typically either drawing or watching anime and reading manga or comics.

also thank you so much for asking! I love talking about my agere hcs sooo much!

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・❥・ Orientation: Demiromantic, Demisexual, Omni, Poly

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・❥・ I am someone who identities as non-human due to past trauma and cannot easily identify with human experiences. I associate more with demon/devil, puppet/doll, vampire, and angel. These labels help me have a better understanding of myself and allow me to love myself more.

・❥・ I actively enjoy reading, writing, photography, gaming, and making art. My favorite games include Halo, Assassin’s Creed franchise (particularly fond of the first, Mirage, and Valhalla), Jedi: Fallen Order/Jedi: Survivor, Stardew Valley, Minecraft, and otome games (major fan of Shall We Date games).

・❥・ I write more poetry but I’m getting into fledging more into books. I actively despise AI “art” as it takes away from the process it takes to learn and shape your own designs while writing. It also isn’t art, it is something that has used works of incredible people and takes away from the artist.

・❥・ I am an active fan of Hozier, STARSET, Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace, Set It Off, Sleep Token, Citizen Soldier, 8 Graves, Fall Out Boy, Hollywood Undead, and many more.

・❥・ I deal with a lot of things regarding obsessive thoughts and behaviors relating to my disorders. I do consider myself to be a yandere as it gives more details into how my disorders affect me and I support other people that have reclaimed the term.

・❥・ I am an intersex individual and learning more about my community and learning to be more comfortable with myself.

・❥・ My religion is mainly surrounding Norse paganism. I do not claim the people that use the religion as a means of supporting any sort of bigotry. I do not support ANY type of bigotry here.

・❥・ I actively enjoy making friends and answering questions. Please feel free to talk to me!

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・❥・ My blog is where I get to be unapologetically me. I will not conform to what others want of me.

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・❥・ Anon asks will always be a thing, but any hate will include me laughing in your face. If you’re going to waste my time and your time being negative, I can at least find some joy in how much you must hurt someone else because you aren’t able to appreciate yourself.

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・❥・ Homophobes, transphobes, racists, any and all types of bigotry.

・❥・ Pro contact, anti-recovery paraphilias (I.e pedophilia, zoophilia, etc.). If you are actively getting help or are no contact and pro-recovery, feel free to interact.

・❥・ Political things. I know the world is going to shit, but I can’t stand it.

・❥・ Anti goodfaith, anti mspec labels.

・❥・ Anti neopronouns/xenogenders.

・❥・ If you actively mock or hate furries, therians, otherkin, otherhearted, non-humans, etc.

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・❥・ Anything dealing with self harm or eating disorders.

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・❥・ Pro harassment people.

・❥・ TransIDs/radqueers

・❥・ If you actively make fun of, mock, or harass people for taking the term “yandere” back to express their experiences.

・❥・ If you believe in any type of [disorder] abuse. Such as narc abuse, bipolar abuse, borderline abuse. These types of “abuse” don’t exist. Stop turning disorders into horror tropes.

・❥・ Endogenic/any type of non-traumagenic “system” and their supporters. A CDD must have trauma behind it.

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・❥・ Things might be added, changed, or removed in the future. As of now, though, I welcome everyone that isn’t on my DNI to interact even without following!

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hi!!! i was wondering if you could write a bit of a caregiver wally taking care of a regressed reader? my brain goes to them doodling while laying on the floor and other arts n crafts activities, maybe also wally singing the reader to sleep for a nap? much thanks if this is something you can do!!!

Delivery for you! I hope you enjoy.

Wally's crayons scratch against paper pleasantly, the soft sound filling the room as you both draw. You're always so glad to come over, and not to brag, but he does always say you're his favourite neighbor. You glance across at him to look at his art, and smile at how utterly unshocking it is that he's drawing an apple.

"Neighbor, please do not peek," he scolds lightly, smiling as he wraps his arms around his paper.

"Sorry!" you squeak, turning your head away as you go pink with the embarrassment of being caught. You roll over from where you're laying on your stomach, looking up at the ceiling. Green stars line the expanse, not yet glowing as it's only around noon. A door creaks somewhere down the hall, before banging itself three times.

"Oh!" Wally claps and sits up to his knees. "Home is talking to you."

"You sure it's not you?"

"Oh dear, do you suppose?"

Before you can continue, a table bumps itself until crafting paper slides off onto the floor. Wally tries to catch it, but being paper and tending to fly in every direction, he only successfully nabs one. He stares at it, deciphering.

"I think Home would like to draw with us." He tilts his head, gazing at Home's wall. He sets the piece he caught and some blue crayons next to the wall. You gaze at him, never sure how exactly Home plans to take part in everything Wally does. If he feels included that's good, though.

"I think Home is going to draw..." Wally pauses, "A bird."

"I think he'll draw um," you consider for a long moment of silence. Wally waits patiently. "A horse?"

Wally's face slowly but surely brightens, until he laughs softly. "Ha ha ha, Reader I don't think Home has seen a horse."

"Well neither have you."

"Maybe he will just imagine," Wally says matter-of-factly. "I think an imaginary horse will be nice."

"Give it wings and a sword, Home!"

"Do horses have those?"

"No, but an imaginary one could!"

Wally pauses, touching his chin as he considers. "Okay. Give it wings, Home." He crawls back to his paper, which you were distracted from peeking at, and covers it again.

"Why won't you let me see, bubba!" you pout at him.

"Because I am drawing it for Y - O - U," he smiles, tapping your nose.

"Wally, you've already drawn me so many apples."

His crayon scratches a large, wide circle along the paper, then he inspects it carefully. He holds it up, showing you. "You are just the apple of my eye! See? It is special."

A shining red apple sits as the pupil of a paper-wide black eye outline. It has eyelashes, and the apple inside is one of the best he's created.

"Woah... special apple," you nod reverently, looking far too serious.

Wally pats his palm on your face - a gesture picked up from Barnaby - and hands you the paper. He sits back and yawns, which makes you yawn twice as hard. "Are you tired, neighbor?"

"Nooooo," you lie.

"The sun is very high. When the sun is high, that is usually when I take you to lay down."

"Noooo!" you say more insistently.

He shakes his head slowly, fingers tapping his chin. "Yeeees," he draws out very slowly. "You should listen to me, neighbor."

"Why?"

"Because I am bubba," he nods decisively.

Beaten, you give in and help him put your drawing supplies away. As you clean though, you do start to get rather sleepy. You rub your eyes as Wally neatly puts away the last of his crayon boxes. You're so drowsy you barely notice his hand held out to you. You look up to his charming smile, and smile back as you take his hand and stand.

The shorter puppet leads you through the hallway, Home shaking picture frames to wave as you go. Wally always has the guest room set up nicely. A soft, fluffy quilt and an even softer pillow make it hard to resist nap time as he helps you lay down.

"Wally?"

"Yes, Reader?"

"Can I have a lullabye?"

"Hum..." Wally touches his cheek thoughtfully. "I don't think Barnaby has taught me any new songs."

"I don't mind an old one."

Wally sits himself on the bed beside your tucked in body, placing a hand on your hand. He starts humming different notes, testing for a song that feels right.

"Listen listen, now that you've got me made," he begins in a rhythm perhaps not intended. "Goodness but I'm afraid, something is going to happen to you∼ Listen listen, you got to be hooked and how I would die if something happened to you now..." The tune is upbeat, soft. He rubs his thumb on your hand gently as he sings.

"Button up your overcoat, when the wind is free - take good care of yourself, you belong to me!" He watches your face as you rest, smiling more than even his usual one. "Eat an apple every day, get to bed by three - oh, take good care of yourself, you belong to me."

You giggle sleepily, snuggling into your blankets. He closes his eyes, rocking to and fro as he sings to you. Even Home is silently listening.

"Be careful crossing streets, ooh oh. Don't eat meats, ooh oh. Cut out sweets, ooh oh. You'll get a pain and ruin your tum tum∼ Take good care of yourself, you belong to me!" He punctuates himself with a kiss to your forehead. "Ha ha, I'm sorry neighbor, that's all I remember."

"It's so pretty, Wally," you yawn.

"That's good! Did I help you sleep?"

"Well, I'm not asleep yet, but I do feel tired..."

"Why do you sound nervous, Reader?" He sets his hand on your forehead and brushes your hair back.

"I'm okay, bubba. I just don't... really want to be alone."

"Ahh, dear," he nods sympathetically. He looks around the room, seemingly in thought. "I don't exactly have all that and some to do right now. I can stay in here with you."

"Really?"

"Really," he says as he lays down beside you. He runs his hands across your hair repeatedly, still humming, though none of the notes seem to belong together.

With him watching over you and a gentle hand on your head, it becomes almost too easy to drift to sleep. And knowing him, he'll be exactly here when you wake up too, still singing to you.

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Welcome to my blog 🫐🐇

↓ this song makes me feel so soft

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My name is Phoebe (she/her) and this is where I post things I like! I mainly reblog (and my blog runs on a very long queue) but I also make agere moodboards. I take moodboard requests, here's a link to a post with more information. You can check whether my requests are open or not in my bio. 🎁😴 Also feel free to send me messages or ask questions either through my askbox or DM's and I'll try to respond as soon as I can though sometimes it might take a little ✉️✏️

My blog is mostly agere but also things like animals, art, and just anything i find interesting. It's all strictly sfw and child friendly content though! 💖 My sideblog is @littleladyscosyblog where I post adult-related things. On there I reblog cosy, homesteading, and relationship posts although some of my posts on there are nsfw so I keep it separate from this blog ! Please keep that in mind if you visit it 🎁💗

About me 🌞☁️

For a proper introduction, you can call me Phoebe, Bea, or Bebe. 🐣 My big age is 18 and my little age is usually 1-2 but can sometimes also be around age 6. I regress for mental health reasons and it can be both voluntary and involuntary for me. I usually regress while tired or upset and regression really helps me calm myself. Usually while regressed I like to cuddle up in bed and watch a movie or just take a nap, things that are all warm and cosy. Regression is a very healing process for me 💕

When big I spend most of my time studying, I'm in my final year of school. I also love sewing and make a lot of my own clothes. 🛍️❄️ Some of my favourite things while big are classic literature, animals in general but especially dogs, fashion history, swing, historic, and tap dance, and papercrafts. 🐕💐

When I'm little I like to sleep a lot. My favourite place is my bed where I can curl under fluffy blankets with all my soft toys. I especially love toys with rattles in them and any that make noises. I don't talk very much while regressed (my selective mutism gets worse while small) but when I do I mostly just use babbles to communicate 😴 My favourite things while regressed are board books and soft books, fruit and yoghurt, soft toys, rattles, comfy pyjamas, sensory toys, and fluffy blankets. I'm always very cosy and tired when small. 🤧🍀

I mostly reblog things but my own content can be found under: #beababbles for my writing or talking posts #beamakes for moodboards #beasbabies for toys and plush posts

A reminder: I will never post and do not tolerate any nsfw, harmful, or hateful content on my blog. This includes ddlg, abdl, sh, gore, and ed content. If you do post things like that please leave or you'll be blocked.

[emmies-agere]

I've been loving your omori CG headcanons so I'm here to add to the pile LOL.. may I request some Caregiver Aubrey headcanons? Maybe even the other hooligans are sibbies or babysitters too :0!!

(and may I be 🧩☀️ anon?)

hello 🧩☀️ anon! i’m so happy you’ve liked them :0 omori is one of my favorite interests right now so i’m always happy to write for it! i tried to just include a little bit about the hooligans and keep it aubrey-centric haha, so i hope that’s okay! take care <3

caregiver aubrey headcanons!

•aubrey is a protective caregiver, always making sure that you’re safe and doing her best to cheer you up when you’re down. she might not always know how to verbally say it, but you mean the world to her, and she’s not afraid to stick up for you.

•she can be a pretty rough-housing caregiver!! won’t hesitate to start a tickle attack on you and would even wrestle with you (albeit carefully!)

•but if you didn’t want her to do things like that, she definitely can be gentle around you. she has a huge soft spot for you, even if she would never admit it. she’d hold you close when it was time to go to sleep and will attend absolutely any tea party/adventure that you ask.

•aubrey is probably a board game person! she loves playing card games and any simple little games with you. don’t expect her to go easy on you, though! (she will)

•favorite pet names for you are kiddo and bud, though when you’re sad she’ll certainly opt for sweeter ones like hun or baby.

•initally, she was really protective of you around the hooligans. she didn’t honestly know what they would say, and she wasn’t willing to take a chance and find out. but when kim found you alone at the park one day, a childish slur to your voice, she made sure to look after you. although she was confused, she cared about you.

•and when the maverick noticed you sniffling near some shops, your knee scraped from tripping, he was sure to bandage your knee and cheer you up.

•even so, aubrey was eventually alerted of these encounters. she asked you if you wanted to tell them, assured you that there was no pressure if you didn’t want to. but you trusted them, and in turn, they were told.

•none of them were upset!! some didn’t really get it all of the way but they were willing to learn. aubrey trusts them to look after you if she was ever unable to be there.

•aubrey learns what your favorite foods are when regressed, even if it’s just in small talk or subtle indications. she makes sure she has them on hand for you! she knows that the little things matter.

•aubrey would be there for you if you impurely regressed. she’s definitely the type of caregiver to jokingly ask you, “who do i need to beat up?”. she’ll sit beside you and hold your hand, making sure your comfort items are in reach if you ask for them. she won’t leave you until you’re better.

•if you wanted to, you two could paint your nails together! she would help you pick out your most favorite color and do it on you. she would confidently wear anything you painted on her nails with pride, no matter the color, neatness, etc.

•aubrey would be fond of playing pretend with you! any scenario, any character, she’s willing to play it. even something simple like the floor is lava would make her happy to do with you!

•you can always count on her being there at the end of a tough day, or any day for that matter. she’ll make some warm angel milk or hot chocolate to put in your hands as you two snuggle up on the couch and watch your favorite cartoon/movie.

•aubrey loves you very much. while she may seem a bit overprotective, she just wants your regression to feel safe. she won’t tolerate anyone telling you otherwise! if you need anything at all, she’s right there <3

[grimmwolf]

⚠️ DNI ⚠️

DNI right off the bat cuz it’s important

🤬z••s + supporters, anti therian, anti otherkin DNI🤬

🤬hunters, trappers, taxidermists, supporters DNI🤬

🤬animal part collectors/buyers/sellers, etc. DNI🤬

🤬vulture culture, “oddity” enthusiasts, etc. DNI🤬

🤬⚠️‼️All of these things = animal abuse⚠️‼️🤬

🤬I am against all animal abuse, DNI supporters🤬

🤬There’s no such thing as “ethical”, that’s crap🤬

🤬If support/neutral, go, this is my safe space🤬

🤬Also pro-shippers/self-shippers can go too🤬

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INTRO TIME cuz everyone else has one apparently-

Asks are always open btw :)

Ps. That means ask me things :)

Helloooo my name’s Maddy or Grimm. This is my Nonhuman etc. blog. So I’ll be posting and reblogging whatever identity related stuff here, some memes maybe. Anyhow, here’s…

Some stuff about me~

• I’m 20 years old in this body, and my birthday is on the 25th of May.

• I’m a straight cis female, so she / her pronouns would do just fine.

• I’ve been awakened since about 2014 ish, and I’m a spiritual Therian, Otherkin, Alterhuman, Nonhuman, Fictionfolk / Fictionkin, however you wanna call it 😂 Meaning I believe all if not most of my identities / kintypes are rooted from alternate lives, such as: Past, Future, Parallel, and Dream lives. I also display traits of experiencing some sort of age / pet regression, but I’m not sure if I fit the label entirely. But regressors are welcome here if you follow the dni! I try to keep the place as safe and family friendly as possible 😊

• Only a handful of my identities I’ve discovered are semi psychological tho. But they are not derived from imprinting, neurodivergence, or trauma. I also prefer to use the term identity, instead of therio / kin / ficto type etc.

• The label I use most in terms of my nonhumanity, is Omninonhuman! A term I coined for myself. Meaning I identify as all animals, beings, creatures, nature, etc. Basically anything and everything that’s nonhuman! Including, but not limited to: All earthly and non-earthly animals, beings, creatures, extant, extinct, insects, dirt, grass, plants, trees, flowers, fungi, rocks, stone, metals, crystals, water, land, sky, clouds, biomes, magical, mystical, mythical, mythological, supernatural, celestial, cosmic, galactic, divine, holy, unholy, infernal, universal, etc. Though, I connect more with wolves, or just canines in general lol.

• I have depression, social anxiety, body and species dysphoria. Are name, personality and voice dysphoria a thing as well, perhaps? Lol. Also I’m a vegan for the animals :)

Some fandoms I’m in + interests of mine~

• Animals

• Anime

• Art

• Black Butler

• Canines

• Creepypasta

• Demon Slayer

• Detroit: Become Human

• Dinosaurs

• Dragons

• Dungeons and Dragons

• Fantasy

• Five Nights at Freddy’s

• Genshin Impact

• Harry Potter

• History

• Hobbit

• How to Train Your Dragon

• James Cameron’s Avatar

• Jujutsu Kaisen

• Lord of the Rings

• Marvel

• My Hero Academia

• Obey Me!

• Omegaverse

• Paleontology

• Period Pieces

• Photography

• Pokémon

• Red Dead Redemption 2

• Sci - Fi

• SCP Containment Breach

• Slenderverse

• Supernatural

• Twilight

• Wings of Fire

• Wolves

• Zoology

Some hobbies of mine~

• Adding pins on Pinterest

• Collecting Merch ( Figures, plushes, posters, etc. )

• Creating playlists on Spotify

• Drawing

• Listening to music

• Photography

• Playing video games

• Reading

• Sleeping

• Watching YouTube

• Writing

Some fun facts about me~

• I absolutely love animals. I aspire to be an Animal & Nature Conservationist / Own an animal rescue ( domestic or wild ). I am against all forms of animal abuse, agriculture, cruelty, exploitation, use, etc., as I am a true vegan through and through, and so I do not support the therian real animal part gear obsession. If you support that or other related things, do not interact with me.

• I absolutely love talking about my alternate / past lives, even though I may not know a whole bunch about them. And I would be more than happy to listen to others speak of their lives as well! Alternate / past lives in general are all very intriguing to me

• I’m a huge fan of Pewdiepie and Markiplier. I watch their videos everyday, they just make me so happy. I love to laugh, and they make me laugh more than anyone honestly. They’re my gods lol

• I have a habit of either capitalizing words that don’t abide by the laws of human grammar. Or I alphabetize every thing I list. Oh, and my favorite colors are beige, black, cream, gold, gray, lavender, tan, and white :3

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…Did you notice it?

Anyway! As I’ve mentioned before, I’m a spiritual otherkin. Meaning I believe I’ve had past or alternate lives of my kintypes! That being said, here are…

My identities / types’~

( From first discovered to most recently discovered )

• Angel

• Fallen Angel

• Earth Angel

• Dinosaur / Paleo / Raptor Shifter

• Merfolk / Draconic - Like Sea Being

• Divine Leader / Goddess

• Spirit / Universe / Goddess / Guardian

• Demon / Unidentified Being / Other bbkin ( Black Butler )

• Canine Cryptid / Shifter / Werecanine / Werewolf / Werefolk

• Alien / Angel / Unidentified Being

• Draconic Fae / Shifter

• Standard / Traditional / European / Western Dragon / Wyvern / Shifter

• Eywa / Na’vi / Pandoran

• Night / Light Fury / Goddess / Other httydkin

• Dragon / Other ratldkin ( Raya and the Last Dragon )

• Fae

• Other Mariokin

• Other Spyrokin

• Other Kirbykin

• Blue / Sea / SeaWing / Water Dragon

• Desert / Sand Dragon / SandWing

• Forest / Green / Nature Dragon

• Celestial / Cosmic Dragon

• Abyssal / Eldritch Dragon

• Black / Darkness Dragon / NightWing

• Gold / Golden Dragon

• Fire / Red Dragon / SkyWing

• Air / Blue / Sky / Wind / White Dragon

• Ancient / Imperial / Standard / Traditional Asian / Eastern Dragon

• Other WoFkin ( Wings of Fire )

• Omni Pokémonkin / Other Pokémonkin

• Other GenshinImpactkin

• Other LionKingkin

• Other mhakin ( My Hero Academia )

• Other RDR2kin ( Red Dead Redemption 2 )

• Other Alpha&Omegakin

• Other Marvelkin

• Other Supernaturalkin

• Other Twilightkin

• Other Creepypastakin / Proxykin / Slenderversekin

• Android / Divine Cryptid / Eldritch Angel

• Machine Shifter / Omni Machine kin / Other Horizon: Zero Dawn / Frozen Wilds / Forbidden West / Burning Shores / Call of the Mountain kin

• Other Omegaversekin

• Other Howl’s Moving Castle / Studio Gibli kin

• Aquatic / Dark / Drow / High / Light / Moon / Silvan / Snow / Sun / White / Wild / Wood Elfkin

• Other dbhkin ( Detroit: Become Human )

• Conceptkin / Dimensionkin / Existencekin / Galaxykin / Levelkin / Planekin / Realitykin / Realmkin / Worldkin / Universekin / Vibrationkin

• Other Twilightkin

• Other hbkin ( Helluva Boss ) / hhkin ( Hazbin Hotel ) - ps. I do not like the shows or the creators

• Dhampir / Vampire

• Other scpcbkin ( SCP Containment Breech )

• Other FarCrykin

• All Beast / Other bnakin ( Brand New Animal )

• Other Hook / Neverland / Pan / Peter Pan / Tinkerbell kin

• Other dndkin ( Dungeons and Dragons )

• Other potckin ( Pirates of the Caribbean )

• Other fbkin ( Fantastic Beasts ) / hpkin ( Harry Potter )

• Other Hobbit / lotrkin ( Lord of the Rings ) / Medievalkin / MiddleEarthkin

• Medievalkin / Other Skyrimkin

• Other Okamikin

• Other gowkin ( God of War )

• Other Grishaversekin / snbkin ( Shadow and Bone )

• Alien / Amphibian / Dinosaurian / Draconic / Kaiju / Machine / Mecha / Pandoran / Reptilian

• Other asekin ( Ark: Survival Evolved )

• Other revkin ( Resident Evil: Village )

• Dark Fae / Other Maleficentkin

• Other fnafkin ( Five Nights at Freddy’s )

• Other dskin ( Demon Slayer )

• Other jkkin ( Jujutsu Kaisen )

• Other trkin ( Tokyo Revengers )

• Chimera / Trico / Other tlgkin ( The Last Guardian )

• Alien / Avian / Canine / Draconic / Feline / Pandoran

• AI / Alien / Android / Bot / Canine / Code / Cyber / Cyberware / Droid / Drone / Firewall / Future / Glitch / Hardware / Machine / Malware / Mech / Mecha / Program / Robot / Tech / Technology / Virus

• Other Transformerskin

• Other Cyberpunkkin

• Other ldrkin ( Love, Death & Robots )

• Other aotkin ( Attack on Titan )

• Other tgkin ( Tokyo Ghoul )

• Other gotkin ( Ghost of Tsushima )

• Other ackin ( Assassin’s Creed )

• Other twkin ( The Witcher )

• Other Nimonakin

• Lizard / Scavenger / Slugcat / Vulture / Etc. / Other rwkin ( Rain World )

• Alien / Alien Jackal / Alien Vulture / Bioraptor / Hellhound / Mud Demon / Etc. / Other Riddikkin

• Celestial / Cosmic / Divine / Galactic / Holy / Universal Creator / Deity / God / Goddess / Guardian / Saint / Planet / Solar System / Galaxy / Universe / Reality / Mother Earth / Life / Moon / Nature / Sun / Death / Light / Dark / Demeter / Gaia / Existence / Nonexistence / Etc.

• White War Wolf ( Asgardian / Marvel / Norse )

• Canine Spirit / Fox Spirit / Gumiho / Inugami / Kemonomimi / Kitsune / Komainu / Lion Dog / Magical Canine / Mythical Canine / Mythological Canine / Nine Tailed Fox / Nogitsune / Okami / Okami Spirit / Raccoon Spirit / Supernatural Canine / Tanuki Spirit / Wolf Spirit

• Child Fortune / Luck / Wealth Spirit

• Demon / Devil / Ecstasy / Emotion / Encubus / Euphoria / Feeling / Fiend / Heat / Hell / Hormone / Incarnate / Incubus / Infernal / Instinct / Love / Lust / Lust Incarnation / Pleasure / Primal / Romance / Rut / Sensation / Sex / Sexual / Sexuality / Stimulation / Succubus / Touch

• Other Spiritkin ( Spirit of the Cimarron )

• Other Elementalkin ( Disney )

• Other SlyCooperkin

• Other RiseoftheGuardianskin

• Other StrangeMagickin

• Other ObeyMe!kin

• Other MysticMessengerkin

• Other Otomekin / ShallWeDatekin / Voltagekin ( Dating Sims )

• Other KungFuPandakin

• Other Lucakin

•Other TurningRedkin

• Other Baldur’sGate3kin

• Other HotelTransylvaniakin

• Spirit / Wisp

• Other Siren’sLamentkin ( Webtoon )

• Other AnimalCrossingkin

• Other Tangledkin

• Other lolkin ( League of Legends )

• Other atkin ( Adventure Time )

• Mermaid / Selkie / Siren

• Alicorn / Hellhorse / Hippocampus / Kelpie / Magical Horse / Mythical Horse / Mythological Horse / Pegasus / Thestral / Unicorn

• Kirin / Magical Deer / Mythical Deer / Mythological Deer / Qilin / Peryton

• Centaur / Cervitaur / Faun / Satyr

• Griffin / Griffon / Gryphon / Hippogriff

• Amphiptere / Amphitere / Amphithere / Magical Avian / Mythical Avian / Mythological Avian / Phipthere / Phoenix / Quetzalcoatl

• Black Dog / Black Shuck / Canine Spirit / Church Grimm / Cu Sith / Divinehound / Fox Spirit / Enfield / Gumiho / Heavenhound / Hellhound / Inugami / Kemonomimi / Kitsune / Komainu / Lion Dog / Magical Canine / Mythical Canine / Mythological Canine / Nine Tailed Fox / Nogitsune / Okami / Okami Spirit / Raccoon Spirit / Supernatural Canine / Tanuki Spirit / Wolf Spirit

• Other twdkin ( The Walking Dead )

• ( Behemoth ) / Gorgon / ( Gorgonus ) / ( Gorgun ) / Leviathan / ( Nag ) / Naga / Quetzalcoatl

• Other hsrkin ( Honkai Starrail )

• Other WuWakin ( Wuthering Waves )

• Other zzzkin ( Zenless Zone Zero )

• AI / Android / Bot / Code / Cyber / Cyberbot / Droid / Drone / Firewall / Future / Glitch / Hardware / Machine / Malware / Mech / Mecha / Program / Robo / Robot / Tech / Technology / Virus

• Heavenhound / Divinehound

• Other mckin ( Minecraft )

As you can see from my identities listed, I have about 122 discovered identities, and most likely counting. I’d like to make it clear that I am not “adding to any kin list” or “kinning for fun”. I am completely certain and genuine about my alterhumanity and my many identities.

I have entire playlists of some of these lives on Spotify, that help me connect with them more. I figured out how to link my Spotify, give it a listen if you’d like. So here’s…

My Spotify~

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Anywho, see ya! Also pls interact, I want friends / mutuals with similar kintypes 🥲

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[33max]

For your turkey dinosaurs world, could you write if max has a bad or weird dream and wakes up little and Daniel helps him calm down? 🤍

Hello, I loved your prompt so much that it jumped my prompt queue! I hope you like it ♥️

cw nsap, nightmare, 733 words

Something shakes him awake. Not something, someone. There’s a hand on his bicep and it is shaking his arm underneath the sheets, the movement causing an uncomfortable draft on Daniel’s chest. He’d been in such a deep sleep and it is disorienting. It takes him a moment to realise he’s in their bed and not a hotel room, they’re actually in their own apartment for once.

“What?” Daniel grunts, barely opening his eyes. It must be like three in the morning and he’s so tired.

Max lets out a little whimper and that gets Daniel’s eyes fluttering open, trying to work out what is going on through the darkness.

“Max?” Daniel asks, pacing a hand over Max’s where it’s still holding onto Daniel’s bicep. “What’s up?”

Another whimper. Daniel blinks a couple of times, and then he understands, Max is little.

He pulls Max onto him, allowing Max to lay on top of him. Max rests his head on Daniel’s chest, and Daniel takes the opportunity to run his fingers through Max’s short and slightly sweaty hair. His fingers comfortingly scratch at Max’s scalp, stroking him like Max has shown him how to stoke Jimmy and Sassy.

“Baby, what’s going on?” Daniel asks, unsure why Max has regressed unexpectedly in the middle of the night. There wasn’t even any warning this was coming.

“Bad dream,” Max whispers as if he’s worried about someone else hearing him and jumping out of the shadows of their bedroom.

“You’re okay,” Daniel comforts, fumbling for his phone with his free hand and using it to turn their light on, the dimmest setting, but enough to show Max that their room is safe. There is nobody there. His lock screen reads 3:36 am.

They lay like that for a while, Max listening to the steady thump of Daniel’s heart. His head rises and falls with every breath Daniel takes. It’s calming. His binkie would be calming too… he wants it.

“Binkie?” Max asks Daniel shyly.

Daniel digs around in the draw next to their bed, finding everything but Max’s binkie. That’s not ideal.

“I don’t think it’s in here,” Daniel says softly, “I can go and get you one though.”

There’s a new pack in the kitchen draw, Daniel knows this. He put it there a few weeks ago. It’s a safari pack, he bought it because of the cute little lion one but there’s also an elephant, a tiger and a bear included.

“No!” Max almost shouts in a panic, “No, don’t go!!!”

Daniels rubs his back and assures him he won’t leave unless Max wants him to. That Max won’t have to be on his own until he’s ready to be. It must have been an awful dream to have this effect, forcing him into a drop and making him a clingy little.

“Binkie,” Max whines at him again, Daniel doesn’t really have too many options here. He wants Max to have his comfort item, to be able to self-soothe, but he doesn’t want to scare him further by leaving him on his own right now.

He sighs. Michael won’t be thrilled about this, but needs must. He wiggles out from under Max, stands, and then lifts the younger man into his arms. He’s heavy, but Daniel’s got this. Max hides his face in Daniel’s neck while they walk to the kitchen, scared of the darkness in the apartment but safe in Daddy’s arms.

Daniel places Max on the kitchen counter while he opens the new pack of binkies and he then hands the lion one to Max.

“No,” Max tells him, “Want the bear one.”

“You want the bear one?” Daniel is shocked! Max’s favourite animal has always been a lion, but bears are cute and Max will look adorable with that one.

“Mr Roar will be jealous of the lion,” Max explains with a frown, taking the bear binkie from Daniel and popping it in his mouth.

Daniel laughs, he didn’t know Max’s beloved lion plushie had a jealous side. That’s new.

“I’m not tired anymore,” Max smiles, “Can we play with my dinos?”

Daniel sighs, he’s so tired. His eyes feel like they’re about to fall out of his face. He’s only had 3 hours of sleep.

“Okay,” He says, smiling at Max. If he wears Max out he’ll need a nap soon anyway, and Daniel will absolutely be joining him for that.

[pollenallergie]

Eddie Munson

+ examples of AUs I will/might write:

rockstar

best friend

dad (can be single dad!eddie or x mom/other parent!reader)

roommate

music teacher/tutor

coworker

Ralph from Timewasters (I’m planning on using his canon surname from here on out, but I will still use Penbury [the fanon surname by @mypoisonedvine] if it’s included in your request!!)

+ examples of AUs I will/might write:

modern

holiday/vacation (in which you’re on holiday with them)

Tom Grant

+ examples of AUs I will/might write:

coworker

holiday/vacation

Billy Knight

+ examples of AUs I will/might write:

roommate

best friend

artist/art student

holiday/vacation

BBC/PBS!Enjolras

+ examples of (mostly modern) AUs I will/might write:

professor/TA/classmate/tutor (for the subject of your choosing)

librarian

activist

Chrissy Cunningham

+ examples of AUs I will/might write:

roommate

best friend

moviestar/popstar

housewife (warning: this AU will almost always involve Chrissy being in the closet as she would be married to Jason and it involves unfaithfulness, as she would literally be cheating on Jason with you)

Robin Buckley

+ examples of AUs I will/might write:

roommate

best friend

coworker

Koner

Oliver Quick

Important Note: Just because a character lacks any examples of AUs I’ll write doesn’t mean that there are none/that I won’t write any AUs for them. Rather, it means I simply couldn’t come up with any at this time. However, you’re more than welcome to send in any and all AU requests for any of the characters listed above (so long as the obey the rules listed below)!!

the most important parts are in bold font for your convenience <3

No under age/pedophilia (including writing romantic stuff for the minors/kids in stranger things… I am a grown ass lady, I will not write for children; that’s gross).

No scat/vomit/piss play.

No ddlg/mdlg/age regression/anything related to that (general daddy & mommy kinks are okay, but I’m selective about how/when I’ll write them, so just know that my writing will rarely have those kinks in it).

No taboos!!

No non-con/dub-con/consensual non-con (one sole exception: somnophilia is okay, but consent must be given beforehand; i.e, reader is too tired to stay awake, but also kinda horny, so they let <insert character here> fuck them while they’re sleeping).

No incest. (step-cest may be allowed on occasion/depending on the circumstances).

No zoophilia/beastiality.

Must be kind & patient!! I do not respond well to rudeness/bossiness nor to being rushed (because i am a sensitively soul), so treating me that way will most likely lead to your request being ignored and deleted.

No hardcore degradation. However, you may request playful mocking/teasing!

No body fetishes (e.g., pregnancy fetish, feederism, body hair fetish, chubby fetish, etc.). I am perfectly okay with expressing adoration and admiration of a certain physical trait, but I will not contribute to the fetishization of it.

In my writing, I prefer to either leave the reader’s body type ambiguous or to (occasionally) specify the reader as being mid-size/plus-size. I will never specify my reader as having a flat tummy, abs, a thigh gap, a defined bone structure, or anything of that sort.

Note: while I will not write for pregnancy fetish, breeding kink is okay!

No hardcore kinks (e.g., no hardcore domination, no suspension, no obscene violence - the occasional spanking is okay! -, etc. Basically, nothing like the kinks/kink-related stuff you’d see on American Horror Story or 50 Shades of Grey).

I won’t write for specific medical conditions. The only exceptions to this rule are the following:

I may, on occasion, write for certain neurological/psychological conditions like ADHD, MDD, schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, etc.

I may, on occasion, write for more general physical disabilities/conditions like visual impairment, auditory impairment, wheelchair use, asthma, allergies, etc.

I make exceptions for such conditions because I want to cater towards underrepresented groups as much as possible with my writing.

I won’t write rpf (real person fiction)… it’s just not my thing anymore. I’m sorry! :/

Please use tone indicators whenever possible when making requests/submitting asks!!

No cheating/adultery!! My sole exceptions to this rule are as follows:

I may, on occasion, write about closeted queer characters in heterosexual relationships (**cough cough** Chrissy **cough cough**) finding love/affection outside of those heterosexual relationships.

I may, on occasion, write about neglected spouses finding love/affection outside of their marriage - think neglected husband!Enjolras sleeping with his kids’ nanny.

No abuse (emotional or physical).

Please be aware that some requests won’t get written for the following reasons:

They may not inspire me. (Some requests simply won’t inspire me, but I’ll always try to communicate w/ the person who sent the request when that happens!! Also, I can assure you that such an occurrence will be rare!! So, hopefully, that it won’t deter anyone from sending in requests!)

They don’t obey my rules.

Please do not send me the same requests that you’ve already sent to other blogs!!

I will write for fem!reader, non-binary/gender neutral!reader, and male!reader/masc!reader. However, please specify which of those you would like in your request! As far as smut goes, I’m definitely more comfortable with writing for a vagina-having reader, but, if I’m inspired by a request for a reader with another sort of anatomy, know that I’ll do my best to write smut for that anatomy as accurately as possible!

No -isms or prejudices!! (no racism, sexism, classism, xenophobia, ableism, etc.).

I will never Y/N nor will I give the reader a specific name (non-name-related nicknames & terms of endearment are fair game though).

I mostly write in the second person when writing from the reader’s perspective (the pronouns I use for the reader most commonly being you/your/yours/yourself) and in the third person limited when writing from the character’s perspective. This likely won’t have any impact on the requests you submit, but I still think it might be helpful to know that beforehand.

Please only send me the same request twice!!

That’s all for now! Be sure to check back (somewhat) regularly to make sure that the rules haven’t changed!! <3

[omegawolverine]

i loved the episode it was amazing and very very great. both plots of the stolkyle and cupid ye were entertaining and i appreciate all moments to make fun of kanye in light of recent everything he’s said. i mean from the commentary at the end to Kyle deliberately stopping himself from saying a slur bc it’s regressive it’s like. I mean ik Kyle has been trying to be better as a person for a few season but coming out of season 14 where he calls ppl retard all the time it’s rlly nice.

Cupid Ye bits of Cartman fighting with Ye was entertaining !! Seeing Cartman jump out the window as after Cupid Ye was talking to Tolkien in his sleep was silly to me and also implication he takes meds. Character wise Mattrey fucked up Cartman eons ago and now are drowning in their mistakes of writing him badly bc they wanted him to represent every bad person ever. Though honestly, making the person in the show meant to represent every bad person ALSO be anti kanye and his beliefs is pretty funny to me. On top of this it adds an interesting layer as to possible roots of Cartman’s bigotry. I mean Cupid Me has always been like 👀 oh eric is mentally ill but i mean even beyond that I’m sure there’s smth interesting to be drawn from this specific episode that I can’t rlly make peace with since he’s such an inconsistent character at this point since he’s a quarter of a century old and i don’t think they thought this far but we’re here now and it has consequences.

I liked the kids being kids aspect and the relationship between Kyle and Tolkien. We don’t often get minorities as the focal point of an episode and it’s rlly refreshing to have them just be them together, especial that conversation where they ended up arguing. the minority support of it all is surprisingly accurate !!

sorry i didn't answer yesterday i spent most of my day cleaning my STUPID KITCHEN and forgot to get back to u </3 anyways i do agree with u on ur points about kyle trying to better himself and i do actually enjoy the implications of cartman taking meds (and im excited to see fan interpretations HOWEVER i hope the series itself doesn't make it that deep bc that could be a slippery slope. i think it just being included in passing is the best way to do it) also i did enjoy the focus being on kyle and token ofc <3 i just think that the episode included a lot of stuff in it that i don't particularly LOVE which made the episode fall flat for me, even if it was overall an okay episode, ya know? excited to see the next one tho! will probably see it after work today :p