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Random Spamtenna things from last night (mostly shitposts)

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The machinations of my mind truly are an enigma

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RANDOM SPAMTON HEADCANONS I HAVE WRITTEN DOWN GO

Due to damage from The Acid, as well as things like over-preening and poor nutrition, Spamton has a lot of issues with feather loss, resulting in a lot of loose feathers. Obviously.

Previous bullet in art: loose feathers can be seen around his head when his head feathers fluff up. This detail is not present in Big Shot or Addison appearances. Visual examples:

Spamton also just has less feather coverage on his body in general. Cuz of the acid. He gets cold easier now, and resorts to wearing thicker layers due to that (hence, turtleneck)

Obsessed with trying to visually recapture his prime. Bro cannot move on. Results in mentioned over-preening, the continued wearing of Big Shot clothing (boots, pants, gloves), keeping feathers dark, etc

Always had his vocal tics, but they weren’t always so bad, mainly coming off as exaggerated Addison speak. They got worse with time. His less than stellar health probably didn't help with that.

The beast craves height (has always been self-conscious of his short stature. The reason he wears heels. It was not fun when he got even shorter)

Basic, but the eyes on his mask do not emote. They are painted on. The same is true for all addisons.

Popular headcanon, but Spamton was DEFINITELY the type of person to constantly do coke and shit when he made it big

Him and Tenna were smoking buddies. Spamton likely smoked more, since he did it regularly and Tenna’d only really participate when really stressed, but Spam would always join in if he caught Tenna in the middle of one

Picked up painting as a hobby back in his Addison days, when he didn’t really have much else to do in the long stretch between his contracts. It continues to be a passion of his, but he doesn’t spend much time on it nowadays.

Probably added the red cheek details onto his mask himself during his Big Shot era, maybe to further separate himself from the Addisons. Painting on a mask like that would likely be traditionally viewed as unfavorable. Like, desecrating it. Something something covering the details of a mask makes the addison deceitful something something Im still not sure of the details of addison culture

Initially bore the glasses in a cheap attempt to impersonate Swatch, but continues to wear them because they help cover up the damages to his mask. Addison masks are of high importance in their culture, and any damage visible on one can make the Addison be seen as “inferior”. Despite separating himself from the other addisons, he still has that need to keep up appearances

“Spamton” is not his last name, and it’s just his vocal tics repeating his first name in place of his last name. Something something him abandoning that part of his past after he made it big

Bro’s feathers are crusty as hell. Not too sure what he’s using to keep his feathers black, but it might just be straight up paint

His current jacket is likely an old Addison jacket he found in the trash, similar to the one he used to wear (though it’s not the same). Really, any of his clothes that he didn't previously wear as a big shot were either found in the trash or stolen.

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This is how the first Avengers went, right?

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EDIT: CHAT THESE DESIGNS ARE OLD STOP LOOKING AT THEM

Here are the new ones (Twisteds coming at some point):

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Huh, something seems different..

MAIN UPDATE! Added Sprout finally and made a few changes to Astro and Vee

And I also drew their twisteds!

That is all, buh byeee

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This is how I see the creature commandos /hj

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Drawing I made based off a run me and some friends did

Me when the family is color coordinated

They forced Rodger’s ass out of bed so they could do a run in the middle of the night

Also doodled a very memorable moment from the run

We did indeed manage to find heals that floor, btw.

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Here, take this fucking thing

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Happy pride month guys

I have so many other jokes of this format I want to make, because it’s the only pride month joke I know how to make /hj

Maybe later this month.

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Damn, can’t believe they got the same treatment from the devs

(Also, brown eyed Tony because if Marvel Rivals can ignore canon and give MCU Tony blue eyes, I’m gonna ignore canon and give MR Tony brown eyes)

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Nerdy prudes must die or something

Individuals under the cut

Edit: Added Max

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The two most recent additions to my comfort character list. I thought is was humorous

Bonus practice doodles of the both of them:

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Based on a stupid joke I made during my 11th watch of Creature Commandos

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Me when line up so I can have my designs for them all in one place and actually have somewhat consistent color palettes for them

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Omg doodle dump

Mainly Phosphorus but GI Robot is here too cuz of course he is what did you expect from me

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Stupid thing that came to me