#mcu tony stark

[lucid-anarchy]

another era, same diva

[marvelouttakes]

THEY ARE THE SAME

[irondadmadlads]

Irondad Prompt #206:

Tony: Okay, no Spider-Man for the next week

Peter, sobbing: WHAT DID I DO???

Tony: N-nothing, sweetheart. You just need a break from superheroeing. Go big Legos with Ted or get Thai with your hot Aunt or something.

[enthyrea]

rhodeytony doodlin because i miss them goddamnit

[pixiexdusts-world]

Incorrect quote

Peter: You know those things will kill you, right?

Tony, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point

Natasha, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Y/n: *nods while eating raw cookie dough*

[d3mureee]

Howard Stark:

“I’ve figured out a new completely undiscovered element but due to the limited technology of my time I am unable to create it”

Tony Stark:

*Puts piece of metal on tripod*

**Shoots laser at it**

“You said what now?”

[controversial-blorbo-bracket]

Controversial Character Tournament Round 1: Tony Stark from the MCU

(remember that these characters are fictional and your fellow tumblr users are real. please be normal in the notes, i will not hesitate to block if you harass people)

[stackthedeck]

I've been saying this for years but I've finally found the funniest way to say it, in the MCU Tony Stark isn't so much Peter Parker's father figure as he is his deadbeat dad figure. Like Tony shows up once a year to take Peter to a baseball game kinda vibe. Tony in homecoming is like hey kid I know I haven't seen or spoken to you in months but I bought you something and that's basically the same as emotional support. Tony taking Peter to Germany in civil war is like when your deadbeat dad tells your mom you're having father-son time but he's really just taking you to his guys' poker night and trying to get you to cheat for him. When Tony says you're nothing without the suit then you shouldn't have it, it's like when your dad says if you're not going to follow my rules in my house you can leave, I put a roof over our heads what else could you possibly want from me. Tony mourning Peter after infinity war and calling him his kid is like when your dad only wants to hang out with you after he's lost custody. Like well and truly deadbeat behavior no wonder the fanon is like that

[jaepokii]

they are judging you

🚫Please do not tag as St*rker🚫

[justlous-art]

apparently today is the day tony officially dies... but, well, actually! ☝🤓

[buckyshairstylist]

Can I request morning cuddles with tony stark and fem reader? Sleepy tony is so cuteeee

Hi anon! Thank you so much for this request!! I love sleepy Tony. I hope you like it!

Sleepy Snuggles

Tony Stark x Fem!Reader

Summary: Tony wants cuddles the minute he wakes up. You gladly oblige.

CW: not proofread. none. fluff, mentions of Tony being an adventure, pet names

WC: 897

It was rare that you woke up with Tony still in bed. The rarest occasions were when you woke up with Tony still sleeping in your bed, but you never complained on the occasions you were blessed to witness sleepy Tony. It didn’t happen often, what with his nightmares and his incessant insistence that tinkering until he literally passed out helped, but when it did happen, you loved every second of it.

This morning happened to be one of those occasions. You’d managed to persuade Tony to go to bed at the same time you did the night before, mumbling an excuse about watching a movie with him. After you’d both changed into your pajamas and settled into bed, he put on a movie that you managed to watch half of before dozing off, your head comfortably pillowed on his bare chest.

You awoke on your side of the bed, facing away from him. It wasn’t shocking, really, as you had been known to toss and turn on occasion. Tony paid it no mind, as you dealt with him thrashing when he had a nightmare, and he usually just moved you to your side of the bed.

Turning over to face him, you found that he was still sleeping. You wished you could always see him as peaceful as he was while he slept, but you knew it wouldn’t happen. Not with him being Iron Man and an Avenger. No, his life simply wouldn’t allow it.

Tony groaned and stirred, somehow moving closer to you, his arm lazily draped over your waist. You couldn’t stop the giggle that escaped, running your fingers through his hair.

“Mm… baby?” he mumbled sleepily, eyes still closed.

“Right here, Tones.”

He scooted closer, shoving his face into the juncture where your neck and shoulder met.

“Stay?” Tony asked softly, his voice raspy and slightly deeper than usual.

“Always.”

“Y’ promise?”

It was odd to hear him so vulnerable. Tony was a lot of things, but vulnerable was not one of them.

“I promise, baby,” you assured him, pressing a kiss to his forehead. Tony sighed in contentment, his arms wrapping around your middle and pulling you closer to him.

Resigning to your fate, you ran a hand up and down his back, the other lightly scratching his scalp. Tony hummed, tilting his head upward slightly.

“There’s those pretty brown eyes,” you smiled at him, using the hand that was rubbing his back to caress his face. Tony smiled sleepily, leaning into the touch. “Why are you up so early?”

He shrugged. He wasn’t even sure what time it was; all Tony knew was that you were still in bed and he wanted cuddles. He gently grasped your wrist, pressing a kiss to the palm of your hand before releasing it.

“You’re so beautiful,” he whispered, his hand moving to cup your face. “My favorite person.”

“You’re so sappy when you’re sleepy,” you giggled, blushing.

“You’re deflecting. You’re beautiful, Y/N.”

The blush deepened. Tony grinned, happily pressing a chaste kiss to your lips.

“Sap,” you mumbled, earning a giggle from Tony.

“Only for you, dear.”

Tony shifted, burying his face in your chest. You huffed a laugh, allowing him to get as close as humanly possible, your legs intertwined. He sighed contentedly, one hand resting on your hip while the other wrapped around you, lazily tracing his fingertips along your back. You hummed, tilting your head downward, letting your head rest against his hair.

“I could get used to this,” he mumbled. “I think I am.”

“Good.”

“Good?” His brows furrowed.

“Maybe you’ll sleep more if I promise to cuddle you first thing in the morning.”

Tony laughed. “I don’t know about that, honey. But I’m not opposed to cuddles every morning.”

You chuckled. Sure, Tony might have been a chronic insomniac that only slept after he collapsed from exhaustion, but he would never miss the opportunity for cuddles. If you could find a way to get him to sleep more while bribing him with cuddles, it would be a win-win situation.

“Stop thinking about how you can bribe me with cuddles.”

“Wha—I would do no such thing!” you spluttered, much to his amusement.

“You would. And while I’m flattered that you care so much you’re willing to bribe me, I am fine, honey.”

“You don’t sleep enough, Tony,” you sighed. “I worry about you.”

“And I worry about you, but I’m not gonna bribe you to sleep.”

You couldn’t help but laugh. “No, you’d just create a protocol where Friday is required to tell you how much I sleep, and then you’d pester me about it until I started sleeping right.”

“I would do no such thing.”

“You definitely would.”

Tony giggled at the accusation, snuggling closer (if that was even possible). You said nothing as you played with his hair, basking in the comfortable silence that had fallen around you. Tony was happy — half-asleep, maybe, but he was happy, and that made you happy.

“Baby.” Tony murmured.

“Mm?”

“I love you.”

You smiled, planting a kiss on top of his head. “I love you, Tony.”

“Don’t move?” he requested, moving just enough that he could look up at you. “You don’t have anything to do?”

“Nothing,” you assured him.

“Mmm… good. Cuddle with me all day.”

You huffed in amusement, letting him snuggle close again.

“Whatever you say, babe.”

[marvelouttakes]

THE FACT HE KNOWS

[irondadmadlads]

Irondad Prompt #209:

Peter hated making people cry. He didn’t understand. Why did his compliments always end in tears? He thought he was being nice… but then sobs start forming and he realizes he blew it.

So when the water begins to slip down Tony’s eyes Peter is ashamed. He made Iron Man cry. Iron Man. Tony doesn’t blink at the harsh critics… but Peter caused a breakdown by giving him what he thought was a compliment.

“I’m sorry, Mr. Stark… I didn’t… I was trying to… I didn’t mean…” Peter panics.

But Tony isn’t crying because he’s upset. He’s happy.

[hoffmanstits-enjoyer]

Tony: look, Lokes, can i be honest? your surname kind of sucks

Loki, choking on his drink: pardon me?

Tony: i mean, Laufeyson? just saying, you can do better here on Earth y'know

Loki: *baffled* do better? are you suggesting i change it? to what exactly?

Tony, nonchalant: Stark

Loki: *watches him walking away* what just— wait, did you just?! DID YOU JUST PROPOSE TO ME?! ANTHONY, COME BACK RIGHT THIS INSTANT—

[do-you-know-this-adhd-character]

Do you know this (noncanon) ADHD character?

SPECIFICALLY THE MOVIE VERSION, NOT THE COMICS VERSION

Evidence below the cut!

There were two submissions, presumably from the same person as they used the same image? If not, hilarious coincidence.

Second links this post

First has this to say:

He is impulsive, prone to hyperfocus (or not focusing at all), easily bored, creative, makes leaps from A to Z without much seeming connection (there is, but explaining how would take too long), incredibly energetic/hyper, interrupts when speaking, prone to anxiety, has terrible time management, memory issues, speaks a lot and loudly....so....many...symptoms

[spicyboelives]

I didnt like how these came out, because I feel like I could have really nailed it if I just kept sketching. Haven't seen as much Tony Stark stuff floating around my social feeds, but Ive been thinking about the golden age of the MCU, whatever its called phase 1 or summin.