#mcu black widow

[reckoningishere]

FLORENCE PUGH as Yelena Belova

[asherashedwings]

This is how the first Avengers went, right?

[lokichaoss]

In another universe they are together

[the-marvel-files]

[papa-nick-shieldfam]

Incorrect quotes

A few months after Natasha fully joined shield, first solo mission.

Nick: Natasha explain why you’re covered in dirt

Natasha: had a fight 

Nick:*deadpan* now explain why there’s a guy buried under your feet

Natasha: *drinking straight vodka like water* I won the fight

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After they all started becoming family

Nick: why are you like this? *looking annoyed at Natasha Who is covered in blood.*

Natasha:*vague gesturing*

Nick: *long sigh* clean up and get the paperwork done and for fu*k’s sake, less collateral damage, please

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During a meeting with Natasha,Clint, Maria and fury

Maria:*whispering to Natasha* we promised Nick we would be professional at least this week

Natasha: I can and I am being professional

Maria: then why are you holding my hand during a mission briefing?

Natasha: *in a dead pan, monotone voice* emotional support

Clint: *snickering*

Nick: you know what I need some peace and motherfu*king kittens to pet

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Somewhere,probably shield headquarters hallway(honestly I have no idea. I kind of feel like this incorrect quote that I made would probably be in a hallway.)

Nick:*exhausted sigh* Natasha

Natasha: director

Nick: Natasha

Natasha: yes director?

Nick: Natasha *agitated*

Natasha: what?

Nick: why the hell is Barton on fire?!

Clint:I’m one with the flames!

Nick:*sigh* forget I even asked

Natasha: already forgotten sir

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In nick’s office

Maria: why do you look so pleased, nat?

Natasha: no reason, you know why Nick called us into his office

Maria: probably to yell at us for making out on the meeting table

Natasha:*about to open her mouth only to be interrupted by the door, slamming open*

Nick: why in the HELL is there FIVE HYDRA for agents tied up in the lobby of the headquarters?

Maria:*snorts in disbelief* Natasha?

Nick:*eye quirk at Natasha* well?

Natasha: hey it’s not my fault, I was just out and about taking a walk around the headquarters when I tripped and fell into hydra prevention. And don’t worry I checked there’s no other hydra agents hiding around the base.

Nick and Maria: *mild snort sigh*

[cinelestial]

Marvel Studios’ BLACK WIDOW released in theaters and on Disney+ 3 years ago today.

[fandomismylife]

You know what I think would be really fucking funny?

If Natasha had no fucking concept of money.

She can do almost anything, but pick out a cheap shirt? She will pick a 60 dollar shirt.

Get an expensive designer bag? She will pick a 20 dollar bag from target.

Little bonus

Natasha: *picks up bag* this is cute.

Peter: Natasha that’s $1,000.

Natasha: yeah. That’s cheap right?

Peter: *dies in poor kid*

Clint, recording: *dies in this is fucking hilarious*

Edit: I wrote this not even thinking about it. I realize how unrealistic and ignorant it is now. But I still think it is very funny.

[s1nrox]

Just had this random idea (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

[voicesinthedarkness]

friends

Clint Barton

Feburary 17th, 2008

Unspecified location

Clint wakes to the sound of the other hotel bed creaking.

“Nat?” he mumbles, rubbing at his eyes. “I’m fine, Barton,” she snaps, but her voice shakes—just barely.

She heads to the bathroom, and he can hear her washing her face at the sink. He sits up, turning on the lamp as she returns. “You okay?” he asks gently, noticing her red, puffy eyes. She grunts, the sound nearly a growl, and gets back into bed, facing away from him.

“Why do we need extraction?” Nat asks after a long, silent moment, and Clint’s heart skips a beat when he realizes that she’s never had anybody come back for her.

He shrugs. “In case we got badly injured, I guess?” She looks over her shoulder at him, examining and evaluating his response. 

“You know you can tell me if you’re not okay, right?” he says just before she turns back around. “It’s—it’s okay to not be okay. I won’t think any less of you for it.” Nat stares at him. “I had a nightmare,” she says bluntly. Then she faces away from Clint again.

He turns out the light, curling back up under the blankets with a sigh. It’s a while before Nat breaks the heavy silence.

“I dreamed that the extraction squad were double agents from the Room,” she says quietly. “And they came for me. And you let them take me.” Clint sighs sadly. “You will never have to go back there if you don’t want to,” he tells her firmly. “Not on my watch.”

Nat doesn’t answer. Maybe she doesn’t believe him; maybe she’s reached her limit of vulnerability for the month. Clint can’t tell.

He really, really hopes she believes him.

>>>———————————————>

Natasha Romanoff

April 12th, 2009

Odessa, Ukraine

"Ястреб."

Natasha's voice echoes raspily through the comms, cool and calm as ever despite the immense pain dancing merrily through her injured body. Barton reopens his end of the comms immediately.

"Паук," he answers easily. She coughs, wiping dust off her face. "I've been shot," she tells him, rummaging through the supplies in the half-smushed jeep for a first-aid kit. "The engineer is dead." She pauses to focus on bandaging the bloody hole in her gut, and Barton panics. 

“Паук?! Respond!” he yelps right in her ear. “I’m doing first-aid, ястреб!” she snarls, and she can practically hear his embarrassment. “Sorry,” Barton mumbles, “I… I got worried.” His American accent is rough, raw, genuine.

For some stupid fucking reason, this makes Natasha’s heart constrict. She doesn’t deign to respond except with a cold, “Over and out.”

She thinks about it as she’s cleaning up the many, many scrapes from falling down the cliff. Did Barton really care for her like that? Was it all some greater scheme? 

Fucking hell, she thinks, I’m so damn sick and tired of being so wary of the first person to ever show me kindness.

>>>———————————————>

Clint Barton

June 5th, 2010

Clint and Natasha’s shared apartment

Clint flops on the couch, exhausted. Absently, he wonders when Nat’s going to get home. A few days was the longest S.H.I.E.L.D. had let them be apart since Budapest, and now they’d been apart for two weeks, give or take.

He’s only vaguely surprised to realize that he misses her.

The door clicks open. Lucky barks excitedly, and Liho meows from the back of the couch. And Nat’s there, just as exhausted and even more beautiful. She looks at him, unsmilingly, yet Clint can see the glint in her eyes.

“How are you?” she asks casually, sitting down on the couch next to him. “Tired as shit,” he answers. She laughs genuinely. It wasn’t even that funny.

He leans closer, waiting for the punch to his groin. Nat continues to watch him calmly. Clint swallows, tentatively running his calloused fingers through her red-gold curls.

Nat’s eyes drift shut, and she leans into his touch. Clint’s breath hitches audibly and a delighted smirk curls Nat’s scarlet lips. “I missed you, you dork,” she whispers, snuggling close against his side. “I missed you too,” he whispers back, nuzzling a kiss into her hair and holding her close. He closes his eyes, breathing in her pine scent. 

God, she smells amazing.

~ ~ ~

so this was meant to be long but the MCU's timeline is confusing and even longer and also I don't like having to bullshit scenes where we know they happened but we don't know the exact details because my brain is just like "But What If 🤭 This Didn't Actually Happen 🤔”

anyway

"Ястреб" = Hawk

"Паук" = Spider

[extremelyace-incrediblyanxious]

Do you like my vest? It has a lot of pockets.

[reckoningishere]

“That gas, the counteragent, it was synthesized in secret by an older widow from Melina’s generation. I was on the mission to retrieve it, and she exposed me and I killed the widow that freed me.”

[mlys05]

[callmebrycelee]

happy 50th birthday

david harbour

[velvet4510]

Frigga

Meredith Quill

Peggy Carter

Ancient One

Gamora

Natasha Romanoff

What If…? Christine Palmer

Ying Li

May Parker

Jane Foster

Maria Hill

What do these 11 MCU women have in common?

They all got fridged.

Please, Mr. Feige, stop.

[moodboards-aesthetics]

Natasha Romanoff aka Black Widow

[moonys-chocolate28]

People. I have a question.

I have never watched anything marvel in my life and i want to start from the very first one.

Should i watch the movies (and the series) chronologically or in release order?

Again, i am a first time watcher